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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:08,008 --> 00:00:10,442 And this recession's been great. 2 00:00:10,477 --> 00:00:14,174 When people want less, they turn to us. 3 00:00:14,214 --> 00:00:16,375 What's bad for America 4 00:00:16,416 --> 00:00:18,577 is good for Party Down. 5 00:00:20,653 --> 00:00:25,249 So on behalf of myself, Bolus Lugozshe and the main office, 6 00:00:25,291 --> 00:00:29,660 I say free food and booze! 7 00:00:29,696 --> 00:00:30,924 Both: Yay. 8 00:00:30,964 --> 00:00:33,432 And this year we're catered. 9 00:00:33,466 --> 00:00:35,900 Welcome to the fifth annual 10 00:00:35,935 --> 00:00:38,301 Party Down company picnic! 11 00:00:38,338 --> 00:00:40,829 Lydia: Yeah! 12 00:00:42,809 --> 00:00:44,800 Lydia: Oh my God... oh. 13 00:00:44,844 --> 00:00:46,141 Man: Shit. 14 00:00:46,179 --> 00:00:49,512 So I thought about what happened last night... 15 00:00:49,549 --> 00:00:50,743 Okay. 16 00:00:50,784 --> 00:00:55,153 ...and I was thinking that we have two options 17 00:00:55,188 --> 00:00:56,712 - in this situation... - Yeah? 18 00:00:56,756 --> 00:01:00,089 ...the first option being that we just write it off 19 00:01:00,126 --> 00:01:02,390 as a drunken indiscretion 20 00:01:02,429 --> 00:01:05,057 and we decide that we're never ever gonna do it again. 21 00:01:05,098 --> 00:01:06,656 - Right. - Done. 22 00:01:06,699 --> 00:01:10,533 - And the second option is... - What, I break up with Uda? 23 00:01:10,570 --> 00:01:12,868 Only if that's what you want. 24 00:01:12,906 --> 00:01:16,273 I mean, we could also just fool around every once in a while. 25 00:01:16,309 --> 00:01:18,334 - Yeah, see, there are two options. - Two options. 26 00:01:18,378 --> 00:01:20,369 Yeah, I mean, 27 00:01:20,413 --> 00:01:23,678 next time I see Uda, I could talk to her. 28 00:01:23,716 --> 00:01:26,241 And say what? 29 00:01:27,987 --> 00:01:29,978 I don't know. 30 00:01:33,093 --> 00:01:34,583 Shit. 31 00:01:39,899 --> 00:01:43,733 Ron, are you wearing a fucking tie to a company picnic? 32 00:01:43,770 --> 00:01:46,830 I'm not here for fun. I'm here to seize an opportunity. 33 00:01:46,873 --> 00:01:48,704 Roman, the key to success 34 00:01:48,741 --> 00:01:50,732 is being ready to act when an opportunity arises. 35 00:01:50,777 --> 00:01:53,109 Fact... Alan Duk was just sentenced 36 00:01:53,146 --> 00:01:55,478 to four months for welfare fraud; 37 00:01:55,515 --> 00:01:57,676 transferred ownership of Party Down 38 00:01:57,717 --> 00:02:00,515 to Bolus Lugozshe, operations manager. 39 00:02:00,553 --> 00:02:02,544 Fact... with Bolus in the top spot, 40 00:02:02,589 --> 00:02:05,683 operations manager is wide open. 41 00:02:05,725 --> 00:02:07,886 Fact... I will be the only one here 42 00:02:07,927 --> 00:02:10,361 who spent all last week camped out at Kinko's 43 00:02:10,396 --> 00:02:13,593 preparing an in-depth professional-grade 44 00:02:13,633 --> 00:02:16,397 presentation for said job. 45 00:02:16,436 --> 00:02:20,702 Ergo, fact... I am perfectly positioned to get... 46 00:02:21,941 --> 00:02:23,238 What? 47 00:02:23,276 --> 00:02:25,801 Are you wearing a tie? 48 00:02:43,396 --> 00:02:45,762 - Hello, Mr. Lugozshe. - Hey, sport. 49 00:02:45,798 --> 00:02:48,062 You should have been circulating those two minutes ago. 50 00:02:48,101 --> 00:02:50,831 These people are cretins. This is the worst function we've ever worked. 51 00:02:50,870 --> 00:02:53,304 Worse than Fred Durst's birthday? Suck it up, Bracken. 52 00:02:53,339 --> 00:02:54,863 We're professionals. 53 00:02:54,908 --> 00:02:58,173 Kale, what is it about "more wieners" that you do not understand? 54 00:02:58,211 --> 00:03:00,236 Uda, hey. 55 00:03:00,280 --> 00:03:04,410 I saw the van. I thought I'd say hi. 56 00:03:04,450 --> 00:03:06,418 Sato, a Heineken, then outside. 57 00:03:06,452 --> 00:03:07,749 Thanks. 58 00:03:07,787 --> 00:03:10,381 Oh hi. 59 00:03:10,423 --> 00:03:13,290 Hi. Sorry I didn't tell you that we were working this function, 60 00:03:13,326 --> 00:03:16,193 but I realized I never surprised you, so... 61 00:03:18,198 --> 00:03:20,393 You look surprised. I did it. 62 00:03:20,433 --> 00:03:23,425 Um, how was the theater thing? 63 00:03:23,469 --> 00:03:24,936 Oh, whatever. 64 00:03:24,971 --> 00:03:26,962 - Tell me what happened. - Nothing happened. What do you mean? 65 00:03:27,006 --> 00:03:29,736 Dogshit or human shit? 66 00:03:29,776 --> 00:03:32,643 Use a stick, burn the garment, bleach everything. 67 00:03:32,679 --> 00:03:34,476 - Henry. - Yeah? 68 00:03:34,514 --> 00:03:36,277 - We need to talk. - Talk? What do you mean? 69 00:03:36,316 --> 00:03:39,683 About us. Between work and Bryce's school 70 00:03:39,719 --> 00:03:41,687 and our schedules, I feel we're growing distant. 71 00:03:41,721 --> 00:03:44,212 Yeah, okay. 'Cause actually I wanted to talk with you. 72 00:03:44,257 --> 00:03:45,554 - Just listen. - Okay. 73 00:03:45,592 --> 00:03:47,617 I don't want us to be like that. 74 00:03:47,660 --> 00:03:50,891 And Bolus Lugozshe was just in here with a very interesting proposition 75 00:03:50,930 --> 00:03:52,864 that might concern us both. 76 00:03:52,899 --> 00:03:54,867 Okay. 77 00:03:54,901 --> 00:03:56,960 Um, excuse me, 78 00:03:57,003 --> 00:03:58,834 there's a hair on my miniburger right here. 79 00:03:58,871 --> 00:04:01,362 Just a little advice from a fellow caterer... 80 00:04:01,407 --> 00:04:04,501 usually when we handle the food, we don't use our vaginas. 81 00:04:04,544 --> 00:04:07,342 That's good. 82 00:04:07,380 --> 00:04:09,211 A fellow caterer... that's funny. 83 00:04:09,249 --> 00:04:11,240 - That is rich. - Why is that funny? 84 00:04:11,284 --> 00:04:13,650 You think 'cause you're better-looking, you're a better caterer? 85 00:04:13,686 --> 00:04:15,278 Looks have nothing to do with it. 86 00:04:15,321 --> 00:04:17,619 Good thing for you, 'cause you're not better-looking than me. 87 00:04:17,657 --> 00:04:20,387 I'm better-looking than him and her and everyone else here. 88 00:04:20,426 --> 00:04:21,893 And we're better caterers. 89 00:04:21,928 --> 00:04:23,987 That guy is not better-looking than me. 90 00:04:24,030 --> 00:04:25,861 No no, of course not, darling. 91 00:04:25,898 --> 00:04:28,366 You're much better-looking. You too, Roman. 92 00:04:28,401 --> 00:04:31,199 Look, Escapade, want to try some nice watermelon? 93 00:04:31,237 --> 00:04:35,071 You can't tell me what to do anymore! 94 00:04:37,143 --> 00:04:40,670 God, a non-stop hormonal shitstorm. 95 00:04:40,713 --> 00:04:42,078 I'm glad I'm not a girl. 96 00:04:42,115 --> 00:04:45,642 She fired me 97 00:04:45,685 --> 00:04:47,516 as her manager. 98 00:04:47,553 --> 00:04:49,384 Oh. 99 00:04:55,528 --> 00:04:57,359 A great picnic, Mr. Lugozshe... 100 00:04:57,397 --> 00:04:59,888 perfectly planned, well-executed. 101 00:04:59,932 --> 00:05:03,197 Don't stop eating. I just need a hot dog's worth of your time. 102 00:05:03,236 --> 00:05:05,602 Mr. Lugozshe, since returning to Party Down 103 00:05:05,638 --> 00:05:07,731 after running my own business, I have worked hard... 104 00:05:07,774 --> 00:05:09,241 worked smart... worked hard and sm... 105 00:05:09,275 --> 00:05:11,641 worked hard. Damn it. 106 00:05:12,979 --> 00:05:14,970 My point being, 107 00:05:15,014 --> 00:05:17,005 I think once you see my materials 108 00:05:17,050 --> 00:05:20,542 that I made up, you're... shit... 109 00:05:20,586 --> 00:05:22,611 that hard and smart 110 00:05:22,655 --> 00:05:25,283 are exactly what you need in an operations manager. 111 00:05:25,325 --> 00:05:28,226 If this is about the job, Don, there's nothing to talk about. 112 00:05:28,261 --> 00:05:30,752 Ron. But I think if you look at the materials, sir... 113 00:05:33,499 --> 00:05:35,399 Fuck. 114 00:05:35,435 --> 00:05:37,995 Auditions and stuff... I mean, that's just part of it. 115 00:05:38,037 --> 00:05:40,767 Just as important is networking... 116 00:05:40,807 --> 00:05:43,742 where you go out, you know, who you see, who sees you. 117 00:05:43,776 --> 00:05:46,176 See? My mom doesn't know any of this stuff. 118 00:05:46,212 --> 00:05:47,804 Yeah, okay, this is key... 119 00:05:47,847 --> 00:05:50,645 Sky Bar Mondays, Cherry Tuesdays. 120 00:05:50,683 --> 00:05:53,151 Wednesday nights is Bar Marmont. 121 00:05:53,186 --> 00:05:54,778 - How old are you? - 14. 122 00:05:54,821 --> 00:05:56,812 Okay, do not tell them that. 123 00:05:56,856 --> 00:05:59,586 Oh, and do you shave your arms? 124 00:05:59,625 --> 00:06:01,354 Three hits and one homer. 125 00:06:01,394 --> 00:06:03,294 Who knew I was fucking awesome at kickball? 126 00:06:03,329 --> 00:06:05,923 Awesome if you're a girl. 127 00:06:05,965 --> 00:06:08,456 Stick around, see how a man does it. 128 00:06:08,501 --> 00:06:10,901 Jesus. Who's that asshole? 129 00:06:10,937 --> 00:06:14,998 Garlan Greenbush... company picnic all-around champ three years running. 130 00:06:15,041 --> 00:06:18,272 The guy is a winning machine. 131 00:06:18,311 --> 00:06:19,835 What's "all-around"? 132 00:06:19,879 --> 00:06:22,814 You know, whoever gets the most points at all the picnic games. 133 00:06:22,849 --> 00:06:25,317 Stupid. 134 00:06:27,286 --> 00:06:29,712 Is there a trophy? 135 00:06:29,722 --> 00:06:31,656 Woman: Come on, Trace, you're up! 136 00:06:31,691 --> 00:06:33,556 Whew. 137 00:06:33,593 --> 00:06:36,426 - Are you a religious man? - No. 138 00:06:36,462 --> 00:06:39,192 Yeah, me too. Sometimes I wonder, 139 00:06:39,232 --> 00:06:41,223 why do some people succeed 140 00:06:41,267 --> 00:06:44,634 and others who work hard and work smart just don't? 141 00:06:44,670 --> 00:06:46,661 I mean, is there an order to things 142 00:06:46,706 --> 00:06:50,437 or is the universe just unfair? 143 00:06:50,476 --> 00:06:52,103 I don't know. 144 00:06:52,145 --> 00:06:53,874 Argh! Oh, why why why? 145 00:06:53,913 --> 00:06:56,347 Why why why why why? 146 00:06:56,382 --> 00:06:58,646 Oh my God, I'm so sorry. I'm totally uncoordinated. 147 00:06:58,684 --> 00:07:01,312 I'm so sorry. Please don't sue my dad. 148 00:07:01,354 --> 00:07:03,379 Your dad? Why would you sue your dad? 149 00:07:03,423 --> 00:07:05,118 Because he owns the company. Oh God. 150 00:07:05,158 --> 00:07:08,321 - Bolus Lugozshe is your dad? - Yes. Are you okay? 151 00:07:09,328 --> 00:07:11,091 No. It really hurts. 152 00:07:11,130 --> 00:07:13,030 Oh my God, can you speak? 153 00:07:13,065 --> 00:07:15,659 - Yes, I'm speaking right now. - You are. 154 00:07:16,669 --> 00:07:19,001 So, loaded trays, spiral pattern. 155 00:07:19,038 --> 00:07:21,165 Overhead and carry once around the barrel, 156 00:07:21,207 --> 00:07:22,834 around the bench and back. 157 00:07:22,875 --> 00:07:25,400 Set tray, open beers, pour standard 2/3. 158 00:07:25,445 --> 00:07:27,276 Points deducted for excess head. 159 00:07:27,313 --> 00:07:30,510 And of course, any spills... instant disqualification. 160 00:07:30,550 --> 00:07:33,110 Yeah yeah yeah, dude, we got it. Just prepare to lose, okay? 161 00:07:33,152 --> 00:07:34,915 Hey, have you guys seen Casey anywhere? 162 00:07:34,954 --> 00:07:36,512 - No. - What are you doing? 163 00:07:36,556 --> 00:07:37,887 A catering race. 164 00:07:37,924 --> 00:07:39,949 These guys are talking shit. We're gonna teach them a lesson. 165 00:07:39,992 --> 00:07:41,459 - Yeah, we are. - Oh, so on your day off 166 00:07:41,494 --> 00:07:43,189 you turn your shitty job into a contest. 167 00:07:43,229 --> 00:07:44,719 Hey, do you guys want to put money on this? 168 00:07:44,764 --> 00:07:46,288 Fuck yeah, let's make it interesting. 169 00:07:46,332 --> 00:07:48,061 - What do you got, Kyle? - Four bucks. 170 00:07:48,100 --> 00:07:49,761 Four bucks? What do you have, Henry? 171 00:07:49,802 --> 00:07:51,326 No. 172 00:07:51,370 --> 00:07:53,895 Okay, so nine bucks on. 173 00:07:53,940 --> 00:07:56,272 Well, now it's interesting. 174 00:07:56,309 --> 00:07:57,970 - Gentlemen, take your trays. - Fuck yeah. 175 00:07:58,010 --> 00:08:01,377 - Come on, Kyle. These guys suck. - No, we don't. 176 00:08:01,414 --> 00:08:03,006 Waiters, set... 177 00:08:03,049 --> 00:08:04,380 go! 178 00:08:04,417 --> 00:08:06,317 - Let's go, Kyle. - Come on, Sato, go go go. 179 00:08:06,352 --> 00:08:08,343 - Come on, come on, Sato. - Come on, Kyle. 180 00:08:08,387 --> 00:08:10,753 - Lucy Liu, Lucy Liu, let's go. - Let's go, Kyle, come on. 181 00:08:10,790 --> 00:08:12,519 Keep the lead. Keep the lead, Kyle. 182 00:08:17,730 --> 00:08:20,130 - That's a forfeit, man. - Oh, man. 183 00:08:20,166 --> 00:08:22,794 Not only are you guys ugly, you're dumb. 184 00:08:22,835 --> 00:08:24,962 Oh, we're dumb? You owe us nine bucks, bitch. 185 00:08:25,004 --> 00:08:26,164 Yeah, bitch. 186 00:08:26,205 --> 00:08:29,641 You guys suck at everything. 187 00:08:29,675 --> 00:08:31,643 I fucking hate them. 188 00:08:31,677 --> 00:08:33,668 This is it, dawg. This is it, bro. 189 00:08:33,713 --> 00:08:35,704 Come on, you think you got what it takes? 190 00:08:35,748 --> 00:08:38,308 You don't. Horse, motherfucker! 191 00:08:40,486 --> 00:08:44,422 You got second place. That's not bad for a girl. 192 00:08:44,457 --> 00:08:46,448 Are you telling me you threw a perfect game of horse? 193 00:08:46,492 --> 00:08:49,017 Yeah. And guess what else? I'm gonna win the all-around. 194 00:08:49,061 --> 00:08:51,359 - Oh. - That's right, Garlan Greenbush. 195 00:08:51,397 --> 00:08:53,797 What the fuck kind of name is that anyway, seriously? 196 00:08:53,833 --> 00:08:56,597 Are you like an unemployed wizard or something? 197 00:08:56,636 --> 00:08:59,605 Wizard of this. 198 00:08:59,639 --> 00:09:02,767 You're a wizard of making women uncomfortable. 199 00:09:02,808 --> 00:09:04,639 - No, I'm a lead guitarist. - Oh. 200 00:09:04,677 --> 00:09:06,269 Yeah yeah, see, and that's an actual move. 201 00:09:06,312 --> 00:09:07,711 - With your band. - Yeah. 202 00:09:07,747 --> 00:09:10,443 The Pylz Dryrz. 203 00:09:10,483 --> 00:09:12,644 Pyle Dryverz, 204 00:09:12,685 --> 00:09:14,619 like what's gonna happen to you. 205 00:09:14,654 --> 00:09:16,645 - You step into the ring with me... - Mm-hmm. 206 00:09:16,689 --> 00:09:20,989 ...and you're entering a world of shit. 207 00:09:21,027 --> 00:09:24,292 I'm sure that applies to doing just about anything with you. 208 00:09:24,330 --> 00:09:27,163 See you at the three-legged race, Garlan. 209 00:09:29,168 --> 00:09:32,865 I was a crew member and a team leader. I know the company. 210 00:09:32,905 --> 00:09:34,702 I ran my own Soup R' Crackers. 211 00:09:34,740 --> 00:09:37,641 Really? I loved Soup R' Crackers. 212 00:09:37,677 --> 00:09:40,168 - Really? - I was shocked when they went bankrupt. 213 00:09:40,212 --> 00:09:43,181 When I think about a bad economy, I think soup kitchen, bread lines... 214 00:09:43,215 --> 00:09:45,183 - All-you-can-eat salad, I know. - Yes. 215 00:09:45,217 --> 00:09:46,809 Did it bleed? 216 00:09:46,852 --> 00:09:49,082 'Cause this is my only good shirt. I don't have a backup. 217 00:09:49,121 --> 00:09:50,986 No, but there's a bump. 218 00:09:51,023 --> 00:09:53,685 Oh no, that's always been there. They don't know what it is. 219 00:09:53,726 --> 00:09:56,058 I was gonna present this to your dad, 220 00:09:56,095 --> 00:09:58,563 but now with my spine the way it is, 221 00:09:58,598 --> 00:10:01,192 - I don't feel 100%. - I can totally show this to him. 222 00:10:01,233 --> 00:10:02,666 - Yeah? - Yes. 223 00:10:02,702 --> 00:10:04,897 That would be great. That would be great. 224 00:10:04,937 --> 00:10:07,735 Oh wait, but he already offered the job to the woman from Valhalla Catering. 225 00:10:07,773 --> 00:10:10,298 Uda Bengt? Shit. 226 00:10:10,343 --> 00:10:13,278 Crap. Why did I even bother? 227 00:10:13,312 --> 00:10:15,906 Wait wait wait, no no no. I mean, if you really want to, 228 00:10:15,948 --> 00:10:18,348 I've got another idea. 229 00:10:19,619 --> 00:10:19,652 Hey, can I interest you in a three-legged race? 230 00:10:19,685 --> 00:10:23,748 Hey, can I interest you in a three-legged race? 231 00:10:23,789 --> 00:10:26,349 So I talked to her. 232 00:10:26,392 --> 00:10:29,259 - Oh yeah? - And she offered me a job. 233 00:10:29,295 --> 00:10:30,887 What do you mean, she offered you a job? 234 00:10:30,930 --> 00:10:33,398 To work for her at the main office... 235 00:10:33,432 --> 00:10:36,959 better pay, regular hours, a 401K... the whole thing. 236 00:10:37,003 --> 00:10:38,800 She said she wants to make us work. 237 00:10:38,838 --> 00:10:40,362 Yeesh. 238 00:10:40,406 --> 00:10:43,102 I mean, I went in there ready to break it off with her, 239 00:10:43,142 --> 00:10:45,804 but then she just starts saying all this crazy shit. 240 00:10:45,845 --> 00:10:47,278 You want that stuff? 241 00:10:47,313 --> 00:10:49,975 I don't know. I don't even know if that's the question, you know? 242 00:10:50,016 --> 00:10:54,180 I mean, I want a million dollars and a giant house, 243 00:10:54,220 --> 00:10:57,383 but, I mean, when is it dumb to give up something stable 244 00:10:57,423 --> 00:11:00,085 and okay to roll the dice? 245 00:11:00,126 --> 00:11:03,584 And I'm the dice? 246 00:11:03,629 --> 00:11:07,087 I don't know. I mean... 247 00:11:08,267 --> 00:11:10,428 She gave me this. 248 00:11:10,469 --> 00:11:13,063 - What's this? - Her kid did it for me. 249 00:11:13,105 --> 00:11:15,096 - What's this supposed to be? - It's me. 250 00:11:15,141 --> 00:11:17,336 I didn't even think he liked me, but he drew me. 251 00:11:17,376 --> 00:11:19,503 Yeah, he drew you with a giant boner. 252 00:11:19,545 --> 00:11:21,308 No, he didn't. That's an arm. 253 00:11:21,347 --> 00:11:23,247 That's attached to your crotch. 254 00:11:23,282 --> 00:11:25,682 Well, he's not Rembrandt. He's five. 255 00:11:27,620 --> 00:11:30,316 Oh yeah, that is a boner. 256 00:11:30,356 --> 00:11:32,824 Well, what you have to understand 257 00:11:32,858 --> 00:11:35,827 is that Hollywood is a raw Darwinian struggle 258 00:11:35,861 --> 00:11:38,227 pitting assholes against other assholes. 259 00:11:38,264 --> 00:11:40,255 - Okay. - So if you want to get anything done, 260 00:11:40,299 --> 00:11:43,063 you're gonna have to be the biggest asshole you can be, 261 00:11:43,102 --> 00:11:46,503 which is why I struggle. I'm just... I'm too nice. 262 00:11:46,539 --> 00:11:48,302 Hurry up, you stupid queer! 263 00:11:49,975 --> 00:11:53,206 You know? The secret to success... 264 00:11:53,245 --> 00:11:56,544 when the opportunity arises, be the bigger asshole. 265 00:11:56,582 --> 00:11:58,880 The bigger asshole. 266 00:12:00,086 --> 00:12:02,077 - Casey: Come on, yeah yeah yeah. - Kyle: Here we go. 267 00:12:02,121 --> 00:12:05,284 Casey: We got this. We got this. We got it. We got it. 268 00:12:05,324 --> 00:12:08,293 Casey: Yes! Yes! 269 00:12:09,295 --> 00:12:10,819 Yeah! 270 00:12:10,863 --> 00:12:12,626 Oh my goodness! 271 00:12:12,665 --> 00:12:14,826 Dick McWienus! 272 00:12:14,867 --> 00:12:17,165 No, put an asterisk next to it, okay? 273 00:12:17,203 --> 00:12:19,967 Because my real partner pulled a hammy, so... 274 00:12:20,005 --> 00:12:23,236 Oh, is this an excuse contest? Is it? 'Cause you're good. 275 00:12:23,275 --> 00:12:25,266 See you, Garlan. 276 00:12:25,311 --> 00:12:27,302 Do-over! Do-over! 277 00:12:27,346 --> 00:12:29,576 You stupid fuck! 278 00:12:29,615 --> 00:12:31,412 Shh. 279 00:12:31,450 --> 00:12:33,475 Company code of conduct provision number 5 states that... 280 00:12:33,519 --> 00:12:35,714 Employees must conduct themselves in a civil manner. 281 00:12:35,755 --> 00:12:37,052 Foul language, drug use... 282 00:12:37,089 --> 00:12:39,751 Together: And lewd behavior are grounds for dismissal. 283 00:12:39,792 --> 00:12:41,817 The biggest my dad ever freaked out 284 00:12:41,861 --> 00:12:43,658 was when he found pot in my room. 285 00:12:43,696 --> 00:12:45,425 - You smoke pot? - No. 286 00:12:45,464 --> 00:12:47,159 I quit. 287 00:12:47,199 --> 00:12:48,894 I mean, I'm trying to quit. 288 00:12:48,934 --> 00:12:51,926 I am strong right now, but just a tiny bit. 289 00:12:53,439 --> 00:12:54,667 Okay. 290 00:12:54,707 --> 00:12:56,732 I'm gonna sneak in and put this in Uda's bag. 291 00:12:56,776 --> 00:12:58,403 Right, and if somebody comes, I'll call you. 292 00:12:58,444 --> 00:13:00,674 I've got your number in my cell phone. I've got it in my head. 293 00:13:00,713 --> 00:13:02,340 Okay. 294 00:13:02,381 --> 00:13:03,939 Wait wait wait wait. 295 00:13:05,084 --> 00:13:07,075 Why are you doing this? 296 00:13:07,119 --> 00:13:08,916 I mean, it was just a horseshoe to the back. 297 00:13:08,954 --> 00:13:10,945 No, it wasn't. 298 00:13:10,990 --> 00:13:13,788 You worked really hard on that proposal, Ron. 299 00:13:15,461 --> 00:13:17,929 I mean, there's got to be some order to the universe. 300 00:13:17,963 --> 00:13:20,761 Right? 301 00:13:20,800 --> 00:13:22,734 Maybe. 302 00:13:22,768 --> 00:13:25,737 Maybe there is an order to the universe. 303 00:13:25,771 --> 00:13:26,965 - Ron. - What? 304 00:13:27,006 --> 00:13:29,304 - Why are you standing there? - I'm not. 305 00:13:29,341 --> 00:13:32,139 I'm not. I'm just enjoying the party, Uda. 306 00:13:32,178 --> 00:13:34,237 Well, do it elsewhere. This is a service lane. 307 00:13:34,280 --> 00:13:36,248 I can hang out wherever... 308 00:13:36,282 --> 00:13:38,273 Uda. 309 00:13:38,317 --> 00:13:41,582 I did want to talk to you about something. 310 00:13:43,255 --> 00:13:46,554 I hear you're up for operations manager. 311 00:13:46,592 --> 00:13:48,526 - What about it? - I'm just surprised, you know. 312 00:13:48,561 --> 00:13:50,392 I always thought that Party Down was beneath you. 313 00:13:50,429 --> 00:13:51,987 - Who told you? - No one. 314 00:13:52,031 --> 00:13:55,899 - Was it Henry? - No. Yes. 315 00:13:55,935 --> 00:13:58,768 - Well, did he have a reaction? - You know Henry. It's hard to tell. 316 00:13:58,804 --> 00:14:00,294 You know him very well, Ron. 317 00:14:00,339 --> 00:14:02,569 Was he pleased or was he uncomfortable? 318 00:14:02,608 --> 00:14:04,303 Why would he be uncomf...? He didn't do anything wrong. 319 00:14:04,343 --> 00:14:05,935 - Tell me what happened. - Nothing happened. 320 00:14:05,978 --> 00:14:08,446 It was a theater party. And I for one would know what happened. 321 00:14:08,480 --> 00:14:10,448 - If something happened, I would know. - Test the fabric 322 00:14:10,482 --> 00:14:12,177 and then spread it on the vomit. 323 00:14:12,218 --> 00:14:13,947 What does that mean, Ron? 324 00:14:13,986 --> 00:14:16,250 Nothing. Nothing. Henry didn't do anything, okay? 325 00:14:16,288 --> 00:14:18,848 He didn't even tell me about the job, so... 326 00:14:18,891 --> 00:14:21,189 Hey, hold on. Stop it. 327 00:14:21,227 --> 00:14:23,661 Danielle! Stop it. Danielle, somebody's coming. 328 00:14:26,498 --> 00:14:28,932 Those are available at the party. 329 00:14:30,569 --> 00:14:33,265 Okay, I'm higher than I thought. 330 00:14:35,941 --> 00:14:38,239 Another thing... your shirt. 331 00:14:38,277 --> 00:14:40,268 What, is that like Target or something? 332 00:14:40,312 --> 00:14:43,509 See, your look is key. What do you think about this shirt? 333 00:14:43,549 --> 00:14:46,211 It's cool... like casual but cool. 334 00:14:46,252 --> 00:14:49,221 Yeah, see? That's my image right there... 300 bucks. 335 00:14:49,255 --> 00:14:51,485 These jeans... a grand. 336 00:14:51,523 --> 00:14:53,514 Really? They are so cool. 337 00:14:53,559 --> 00:14:55,754 Well, my manager's gay and he thinks I'm gay, 338 00:14:55,794 --> 00:14:58,262 so he gives me a ton of gifts and lots of stuff. 339 00:14:58,297 --> 00:15:01,164 See, your mom needs to be totally spending way more on your clothes. 340 00:15:01,200 --> 00:15:04,363 Hey, everybody. How's it going? A picnic. 341 00:15:04,403 --> 00:15:07,861 Mom, I'm talking to Kyle here. Keep going. 342 00:15:07,907 --> 00:15:10,068 - Is that a beer? - You're not my manager anymore, 343 00:15:10,109 --> 00:15:13,545 so if you speak to me again, I'm gonna hitchhike home with a maniac. 344 00:15:13,579 --> 00:15:15,570 - Come on, Kyle. - Copy that. 345 00:15:15,614 --> 00:15:17,844 Okay, well... 346 00:15:17,883 --> 00:15:20,477 It only gets worse. 347 00:15:20,519 --> 00:15:22,919 My daughter just quit on me. 348 00:15:22,955 --> 00:15:26,686 On her own mother. What did she do? 349 00:15:26,725 --> 00:15:28,590 Singing shoe. 350 00:15:28,627 --> 00:15:29,992 What is that? 351 00:15:30,029 --> 00:15:32,862 A discount shoe center. We run local ads. 352 00:15:32,898 --> 00:15:35,093 She was our singing shoe. 353 00:15:36,502 --> 00:15:38,493 Huh? 354 00:15:43,776 --> 00:15:46,267 Five, four, three, 355 00:15:46,312 --> 00:15:48,542 two, one. 356 00:15:48,580 --> 00:15:51,743 - And stop. - No no! I won! 357 00:15:51,784 --> 00:15:54,844 And the winner of the hot dog eating contest 358 00:15:54,887 --> 00:15:56,514 - is Garlan Greenbush. - Yes! 359 00:15:58,257 --> 00:16:01,055 And the overall winner on points is... 360 00:16:01,093 --> 00:16:03,084 Casey Klein! 361 00:16:03,128 --> 00:16:05,494 Yeah! Yeah! 362 00:16:05,531 --> 00:16:07,362 Fuck yeah! 363 00:16:09,435 --> 00:16:12,871 You're a losing motherfucker, motherfucker! 364 00:16:14,940 --> 00:16:18,068 - Whoo! - Man: Casey Klein! 365 00:16:18,110 --> 00:16:20,101 - Casey! - Whoo! Thanks! 366 00:16:20,145 --> 00:16:22,136 Yeah! 367 00:16:22,181 --> 00:16:24,649 I hear you may join us at the main office. 368 00:16:24,683 --> 00:16:26,844 - Oh. - The capital of North Dakota. 369 00:16:26,885 --> 00:16:28,352 - What? - Bismarck. 370 00:16:28,387 --> 00:16:30,912 Bone up on your trivia. We're a crazy bunch over there. 371 00:16:30,956 --> 00:16:33,481 Ha ha, trivia. What's green and falls up? 372 00:16:33,525 --> 00:16:36,221 That's not trivia. 373 00:16:36,261 --> 00:16:38,286 - Hey. Hi. - Hey. Hi. 374 00:16:38,330 --> 00:16:39,957 - Oh, sorry. - Sorry. 375 00:16:39,999 --> 00:16:42,058 Look at it. It looks just like gold. 376 00:16:42,101 --> 00:16:44,535 - How does it feel to be a winner? - So good. Like, really good. 377 00:16:44,570 --> 00:16:46,197 Okay, break it up, you guys. 378 00:16:46,238 --> 00:16:49,105 We've taken it all weekend from these Valhalla assholes. 379 00:16:49,141 --> 00:16:52,702 Maybe they are better caterers. Maybe they are better-looking. 380 00:16:52,745 --> 00:16:54,474 No, you know what? They're not better-looking. 381 00:16:54,513 --> 00:16:56,481 No, they're not better-looking than you, Kyle, or you, Roman. 382 00:16:56,515 --> 00:16:58,176 - Thank you. - Thank you, but on aggregate 383 00:16:58,217 --> 00:17:01,516 - they're better-looking. - We need to teach these guys a lesson... 384 00:17:01,553 --> 00:17:04,078 just because you're better-looking and more talented 385 00:17:04,123 --> 00:17:05,852 - does not mean you're better. - Right. 386 00:17:05,891 --> 00:17:09,088 - How do we teach them a lesson? - By kicking their ass at kickball. 387 00:17:09,128 --> 00:17:10,789 - Oh my God. Whoo! - Yeah. 388 00:17:10,829 --> 00:17:12,694 - Who's in? - I'm in. 389 00:17:12,731 --> 00:17:15,325 - Fuck 'em in the ass! - One, two, three... 390 00:17:15,367 --> 00:17:17,665 Fuck 'em in the ass! 391 00:17:17,703 --> 00:17:19,500 - Kyle. - Hey. 392 00:17:19,538 --> 00:17:23,372 I was thinking, since it's American and a ballgame, 393 00:17:23,409 --> 00:17:26,640 Escapade should sing the national anthem. 394 00:17:27,679 --> 00:17:29,943 - Yeah, I mean... - Hey, sloth, hurry up. Let's go. 395 00:17:29,982 --> 00:17:31,950 Yeah. Yeah, that sounds... 396 00:17:31,984 --> 00:17:34,452 Kyle, she won't talk to me. I need you to get her to sing. 397 00:17:34,486 --> 00:17:36,681 - Lydia, we're gonna play a game... - I'm not kidding you, Kyle. 398 00:17:36,722 --> 00:17:39,748 Whoa, what are you doing? Wait a minute. What the fuck? 399 00:17:39,792 --> 00:17:42,784 Are you insane? It's a $300 shirt. 400 00:17:42,828 --> 00:17:44,819 Yeah, and this $1.29 at Target. 401 00:17:44,863 --> 00:17:47,559 And it'll only cost me a quarter to call your manager 402 00:17:47,599 --> 00:17:49,191 and tell him you're not gay. 403 00:17:49,234 --> 00:17:51,464 So you get her to sing, shit... morsel. 404 00:17:52,504 --> 00:17:57,498 And the rockets' red glare 405 00:17:57,543 --> 00:18:02,412 The bombs bursting in air 406 00:18:02,448 --> 00:18:05,542 Gave proof through the night... 407 00:18:05,584 --> 00:18:07,518 Look at this little thing. She's a triple threat. 408 00:18:07,553 --> 00:18:09,521 She sings, dances, acts. 409 00:18:09,555 --> 00:18:11,887 - She's beautiful. - For the land of the free 410 00:18:11,924 --> 00:18:13,482 She'd be adorable as a shoe. 411 00:18:13,525 --> 00:18:14,822 Whoo! 412 00:18:14,860 --> 00:18:20,890 And the home of the brave. 413 00:18:26,538 --> 00:18:28,631 Finally. Can we go kill these bastards already? 414 00:18:28,674 --> 00:18:31,040 - Yeah! - Let's do it! 415 00:18:31,076 --> 00:18:33,567 Hey, so they're roping you into this too? 416 00:18:33,612 --> 00:18:35,011 Well, it's my team. 417 00:18:35,047 --> 00:18:36,776 And I was all-state soccer in high school. 418 00:18:36,815 --> 00:18:38,840 You have ketchup on your collar. 419 00:18:40,085 --> 00:18:42,144 Sato: Let's do this. 420 00:18:42,187 --> 00:18:44,712 Roman: Teamwork, huh? 421 00:18:44,756 --> 00:18:46,621 Come on now! 422 00:18:46,658 --> 00:18:48,626 Check this out. 423 00:18:48,660 --> 00:18:51,424 I'm gonna kill 'em! Argh! 424 00:18:51,463 --> 00:18:53,226 Argh! 425 00:18:53,265 --> 00:18:55,256 Run. Run, you dope! 426 00:18:57,436 --> 00:18:58,994 - Look, I'm on a base. - You're out. 427 00:18:59,037 --> 00:19:00,937 - I did it. What? - You're out. It's like baseball. 428 00:19:00,973 --> 00:19:02,406 - But I'm on a base. - Same rules. 429 00:19:02,441 --> 00:19:04,466 - What are you talking about? - I was at the base with the ball... 430 00:19:04,510 --> 00:19:06,740 - But I'm standing on... ... when you got here. You're out. 431 00:19:06,778 --> 00:19:08,712 - Kyle: It's all right. It's all right. - Get off the field. 432 00:19:08,747 --> 00:19:09,975 Okay. 433 00:19:10,015 --> 00:19:12,540 That's all right. That's all right. Tied game, motherfucker. 434 00:19:12,584 --> 00:19:14,484 Dude, you're not pitching. 435 00:19:14,520 --> 00:19:15,748 - Yeah. - No. 436 00:19:15,787 --> 00:19:17,652 Fuck off. I got the wicked spin. 437 00:19:17,689 --> 00:19:19,680 See, I think this is where I'd just stop. 438 00:19:19,725 --> 00:19:21,989 - What? - I like tied. It's a good feeling. 439 00:19:22,027 --> 00:19:23,722 No no no no no. Now that I'm a winner, 440 00:19:23,762 --> 00:19:25,320 I can't stop winning. It's all I want to do. 441 00:19:25,364 --> 00:19:27,161 I'm addicted to winning. Look at me. Come on! 442 00:19:27,199 --> 00:19:29,929 Kyle: Yeah, around the horn, around the horn. 443 00:19:32,804 --> 00:19:34,772 All right, let's go, team. All right, Party Down. 444 00:19:34,806 --> 00:19:37,570 Three up, three down. Let's do this. Don't fuck it up. 445 00:19:37,609 --> 00:19:38,940 - Fuck off. - Lydia: Let's do it! 446 00:19:38,977 --> 00:19:40,968 Man: Let's go Party Down! 447 00:19:41,013 --> 00:19:43,072 Party Down, Party Down, Party Down, Party Down! 448 00:19:44,483 --> 00:19:46,951 Argh! 449 00:19:49,755 --> 00:19:51,313 Oh! 450 00:19:51,356 --> 00:19:53,085 Lydia, tag him out! 451 00:19:53,125 --> 00:19:57,084 Kyle: Okay. Whoa. 452 00:19:57,129 --> 00:19:59,154 All right. Okay. 453 00:20:01,967 --> 00:20:04,561 Did we get him? Are we celebrating or are they celebrating? 454 00:20:04,603 --> 00:20:06,764 They're celebrating. 455 00:20:06,805 --> 00:20:08,568 Casey: You know what to do. You know what to do. 456 00:20:08,607 --> 00:20:09,972 - Kyle: We got this. - It's in there. 457 00:20:10,008 --> 00:20:12,875 We got this, you guys. We got this. Three up, three down. Let's crush them! 458 00:20:12,911 --> 00:20:16,108 - Casey: All right, come on. - Man: We got this one. Let's do it. 459 00:20:16,148 --> 00:20:18,981 Man: She's got nothing, man. 460 00:20:19,017 --> 00:20:20,780 - Man: Let's go. - Hey. 461 00:20:20,819 --> 00:20:22,912 Hey. 462 00:20:25,324 --> 00:20:29,226 Ron, Ron, I snuck back in and got it. 463 00:20:29,261 --> 00:20:30,922 I put the stuff in. We just have to show my dad. 464 00:20:30,963 --> 00:20:32,362 Thank you. 465 00:20:32,397 --> 00:20:34,262 Maybe that horseshoe that hit me in the spine... 466 00:20:34,299 --> 00:20:37,700 - Man: Blondie can't hit. Come on, Kyle. ... was guided by God Himself. 467 00:20:37,736 --> 00:20:39,101 Lydia: Good pitch, Kyle! 468 00:20:40,105 --> 00:20:42,437 - Argh! - Ron! 469 00:20:42,474 --> 00:20:44,465 Oh shit. 470 00:20:44,509 --> 00:20:47,501 - Kyle: Ron, Ron, are you okay? - Danielle: Somebody help him! 471 00:20:49,114 --> 00:20:51,480 All right, guys, so we're calling the game on account of an injury. 472 00:20:51,516 --> 00:20:53,848 - It's a tie. - It's not a tie. We're winning. 473 00:20:53,885 --> 00:20:55,216 No, we're going by the rulebook here. 474 00:20:55,254 --> 00:20:56,585 You can forfeit if you want. 475 00:20:56,622 --> 00:20:59,386 It's not like you losers aren't used to losing. 476 00:20:59,424 --> 00:21:01,517 - Let us find a replacement. - Yeah. 477 00:21:01,560 --> 00:21:03,619 Yeah, let us replace our guy. We'll finish the game. 478 00:21:03,662 --> 00:21:05,596 And may the best team win. 479 00:21:05,631 --> 00:21:07,792 Sure. It won't make a difference. 480 00:21:09,434 --> 00:21:11,265 Hey, what are you doing? 481 00:21:11,303 --> 00:21:13,203 The ringer. We're gonna win this. 482 00:21:13,238 --> 00:21:15,540 We're gonna be winners. 483 00:21:17,009 --> 00:21:19,273 Hey, Greenbush. 484 00:21:19,311 --> 00:21:21,040 Greenbush! 485 00:21:21,079 --> 00:21:24,913 Oh, just fucking Skynyrd puts me in a weird space, you know? 486 00:21:24,950 --> 00:21:26,941 Yeah yeah. Listen, 487 00:21:26,985 --> 00:21:29,078 I know you lost the trophy after three years. 488 00:21:29,121 --> 00:21:31,681 I know that's hard for you. You don't have to apologize 489 00:21:31,723 --> 00:21:33,782 for your feelings, not to me. 490 00:21:33,825 --> 00:21:35,816 What, did you just come here to gloat? 491 00:21:35,861 --> 00:21:38,455 No I didn't. I came here to ask for your help. 492 00:21:38,497 --> 00:21:41,022 Yeah, fat chance, 493 00:21:41,066 --> 00:21:43,626 you fucking cheating douche whore bitch slut. 494 00:21:43,669 --> 00:21:46,103 Listen to me. I will the surrender the trophy to you 495 00:21:46,138 --> 00:21:49,767 if you just get off your ass, get on that field, 496 00:21:49,808 --> 00:21:51,833 do your thing and be a goddamn hero. 497 00:21:51,877 --> 00:21:55,438 What do you say? 498 00:21:58,216 --> 00:21:59,945 I'll definitely get the trophy back? 499 00:21:59,985 --> 00:22:02,112 Lt'll be like you never lost it. 500 00:22:04,623 --> 00:22:06,989 Get it done. Come on, Garlan! 501 00:22:07,025 --> 00:22:09,516 - Man: Yeah, let's do it! - Man #2: You can do this, Garlan! 502 00:22:09,561 --> 00:22:11,552 Come on, Garlan! 503 00:22:11,596 --> 00:22:15,589 - Man: Bases loaded. - Casey: Garlan, come on, come on! 504 00:22:15,634 --> 00:22:17,761 Casey: Yes! Run! Run! 505 00:22:17,803 --> 00:22:19,134 Shit. 506 00:22:19,171 --> 00:22:20,934 - Casey: Come on, run! - Go go go go go! 507 00:22:20,972 --> 00:22:23,839 - Kyle: Amazing. - Yes, come on, come on, yeah! 508 00:22:23,875 --> 00:22:25,433 Yes. Yes. 509 00:22:34,186 --> 00:22:37,781 Roman: Come on, man. What happened? 510 00:22:37,823 --> 00:22:40,656 - Kyle: Come on. - Roman: What the hell was that? 511 00:22:40,692 --> 00:22:42,683 Roman: God damn it. 512 00:22:42,728 --> 00:22:46,664 - That wasn't necessary. - God damn it! 513 00:22:46,698 --> 00:22:48,598 Hey. 514 00:22:48,633 --> 00:22:50,533 I got you some ice. 515 00:22:50,569 --> 00:22:52,161 - Are you okay? - I think so. Thanks. 516 00:22:52,204 --> 00:22:54,798 Hey Ron, when you said that earlier about how you feel 517 00:22:54,840 --> 00:22:57,741 like God threw the horseshoe, did you really mean that? 518 00:22:57,776 --> 00:22:59,505 Oh Danielle, 519 00:22:59,544 --> 00:23:02,411 I always thought that there was no one like me in the world, you know? 520 00:23:02,447 --> 00:23:04,278 And then you come along and you're proactive 521 00:23:04,316 --> 00:23:06,580 and you think outside the box. 522 00:23:06,618 --> 00:23:09,212 You were just as shocked about Soup R' Crackers as I was. 523 00:23:09,254 --> 00:23:11,245 And then you throw a horseshoe at my back? 524 00:23:11,289 --> 00:23:13,519 I mean, that can't be random chance, can it? 525 00:23:21,199 --> 00:23:23,190 Ron: Ow ow ow. Stop stop stop. 526 00:23:23,235 --> 00:23:24,930 No no no, don't stop. Don't stop. 527 00:23:24,970 --> 00:23:27,302 - Danielle: Okay. - Don't stop. Oh. Oh, stop stop. 528 00:23:27,339 --> 00:23:29,671 - No no no, don't stop, don't stop. - I'm gonna stop. 529 00:23:32,811 --> 00:23:34,802 Son of a bitch. 530 00:23:34,846 --> 00:23:36,609 There's no order to the universe. 531 00:23:36,648 --> 00:23:38,639 I can't believe I gave up my trophy 532 00:23:38,683 --> 00:23:40,674 just to be a loser again. 533 00:23:40,719 --> 00:23:43,381 - Awesome game, guys. - Fuck yourself. 534 00:23:44,823 --> 00:23:46,552 Oh my God, I'm gonna be on TV. 535 00:23:46,591 --> 00:23:48,422 - My little singing shoe. - This is so great. 536 00:23:48,460 --> 00:23:50,587 Okay, now let's talk about my deal. 537 00:23:50,629 --> 00:23:53,029 I would like a two-year exclusive as your manager, 538 00:23:53,064 --> 00:23:55,362 full wardrobe approval, and of course paywise 539 00:23:55,400 --> 00:23:58,528 we'll just do the traditional 50/50 split. 540 00:24:05,877 --> 00:24:08,141 Hey, where are you going? 541 00:24:09,181 --> 00:24:11,615 To roll the dice. 542 00:24:14,953 --> 00:24:17,046 This is from Uda Bengt's bag? 543 00:24:17,088 --> 00:24:19,556 Yes, joints. Marijuana joints. 544 00:24:19,591 --> 00:24:23,254 Uda Bengt a pothead... I'm really surprised. 545 00:24:23,295 --> 00:24:25,525 I know, I know. You would think that she would be 546 00:24:25,564 --> 00:24:27,555 someone who follows ethical guidelines, 547 00:24:27,599 --> 00:24:30,659 especially number 5, which states... 548 00:24:33,638 --> 00:24:36,766 She just turned the job down. 549 00:24:36,808 --> 00:24:40,904 Are you trying to bribe me, Ron? 550 00:24:43,448 --> 00:24:45,678 Yes, you are. 551 00:24:45,717 --> 00:24:47,184 Hey. 552 00:24:48,687 --> 00:24:51,121 So I was thinking we should talk. 553 00:24:51,156 --> 00:24:53,454 - Yes, we do. Actually I... - No, just listen. 554 00:24:53,492 --> 00:24:56,188 I'm not taking the job. 555 00:24:57,229 --> 00:24:58,890 It's not right for me. It's not right for you. 556 00:24:58,930 --> 00:25:00,693 And I don't think this is what you want. 557 00:25:00,732 --> 00:25:02,597 - "This" meaning the job? - Yes. 558 00:25:02,634 --> 00:25:05,068 - Okay. - You're not a good team leader. 559 00:25:05,103 --> 00:25:06,764 You don't want it. 560 00:25:06,805 --> 00:25:08,830 But that's not what I wanted to talk to you about. 561 00:25:08,874 --> 00:25:11,502 You can't be good at something you're not interested in. 562 00:25:11,543 --> 00:25:13,135 I'm sorry, are we still talking about work? 563 00:25:13,178 --> 00:25:14,839 Now I'm talking about us. 564 00:25:14,880 --> 00:25:16,643 I'm not blind. 565 00:25:16,681 --> 00:25:19,878 And it's clear that you have a more natural relationship with Casey 566 00:25:19,918 --> 00:25:21,909 and the others than you ever did with me. 567 00:25:21,953 --> 00:25:24,012 And I don't want to be just a job for you. 568 00:25:24,055 --> 00:25:26,853 Okay, just stop just for a sec, Uda. 569 00:25:26,892 --> 00:25:29,292 - Look, I think... - I think we should break up. 570 00:25:30,562 --> 00:25:32,826 Was that what you were gonna say? 571 00:25:32,864 --> 00:25:35,128 - Yeah. - Good. 572 00:25:35,166 --> 00:25:37,191 Then we're in agreement. I hope we can remain friends. 573 00:25:37,235 --> 00:25:39,795 And I'm sorry, Uda. 574 00:25:39,838 --> 00:25:41,965 It's fine. Don't worry about me. 575 00:25:42,007 --> 00:25:44,475 You're not the only man in the world, 576 00:25:44,509 --> 00:25:45,976 even if Brice did like you. 577 00:25:46,011 --> 00:25:48,878 Well, if it makes you feel any better, I don't think he did. 578 00:25:52,551 --> 00:25:54,542 I don't think that's an arm. 579 00:25:56,254 --> 00:25:58,279 No, that's your dick. 580 00:26:17,676 --> 00:26:19,667 Hey Ron. 581 00:26:19,711 --> 00:26:21,702 Yeah? 582 00:26:25,116 --> 00:26:27,107 Do you have any interest in leading the team? 583 00:26:27,152 --> 00:26:28,983 What, a team leader? Really? 584 00:26:29,020 --> 00:26:31,511 I don't think it's really what I want to be doing. 585 00:26:31,556 --> 00:26:33,183 With the raise and the benefits and everything? 586 00:26:33,224 --> 00:26:35,385 No, just the title and responsibilities. 587 00:26:37,562 --> 00:26:39,894 Yes yes yes. 588 00:26:39,931 --> 00:26:41,592 Good. 589 00:26:41,633 --> 00:26:43,794 Oh, Danielle. 590 00:26:44,903 --> 00:26:47,736 Danielle, can I call you sometime? I got your number in my head. 591 00:26:47,772 --> 00:26:50,104 Yes, absolutely. That'd be great. 592 00:26:51,209 --> 00:26:53,336 - Oh my God, Ron, listen. - What? 593 00:26:53,378 --> 00:26:56,006 If a guy answers my phone, just hang up. That's my fiancé. 594 00:26:56,047 --> 00:26:57,537 You're engaged. 595 00:26:57,582 --> 00:26:59,447 I know. It's kind of a drag. 596 00:27:01,119 --> 00:27:03,087 597 00:27:03,137 --> 00:27:07,687 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 45075

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