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Oh hey.
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I need to pick up
some cargo.
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Do you think I could maybe
borrow a ship
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from your hubby
Aristotle Onassis?
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What a completely
pointless snap,
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you numbskull.
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A rough night?
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Uh, I did my scene
in the Apatow movie.
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- Oh great.
- Yeah. And then after-wards
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I went out with Seth
and those guys...
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you know, Seth Rogen.
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Just when the names
were dropping so subtly.
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We went to this like
premiere after-party thing.
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It was sponsored
by that fig vodka.
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- They have fig vodka now?
- They do.
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Oh my God,
I'm so sorry.
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I totally forgot that you don't
get out very much anymore.
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- What?
- You must be so jealous right now.
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I am. I am so...
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Ron?
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Hey, Ron.
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Did you prep the buffet table?
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Oh right, buffet.
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"Dust in the Wind"
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on repeat.
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- Kyle.
- Yeah?
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- Could you give me a hand?
- Yeah.
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I didn't want Henry to know.
I was putting in my earrings
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and I tripped
and I dropped one.
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Why would Henry care
if you dropped one? It's fine.
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I dropped it in there...
in the casket.
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- Oh, um...
- I'm sorry, Kyle.
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I wouldn't normally ask. It's just that
Escapade gave me these earrings.
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- No. It's in there with the guy?
- Yeah yeah.
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- Okay.
- It's in there.
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You guys are ridiculous.
You've never seen a dead body before?
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Don't say "dead body. "
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Why? That's what it is...
an inanimate object.
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Okay, so go get her earring
that was dropped in there.
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Go for it.
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You guys are like
medieval villagers.
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On a molecular level,
this is no different
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than digging in a sandbox
or a sock drawer.
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- Lydia: Don't touch it.
- What? Oh no, I touched it.
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- Roman, don't do it.
- Oh no. I hope he wasn't murdered,
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or else his unquiet spirit
will come and haunt us.
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- Man, come on.
- Ooh.
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Seriously, cut it out, okay?
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Or else what, you think
its eyes will pop open
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and it'll come out
and eat everybody's brain?
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- Hi.
- Hey now. Hi.
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So about 10 minutes?
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- Yes.
- We're all set here.
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Good.
We over-ordered on food,
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so someone from the homeless shelter
is gonna come and pick up the extras.
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- So could you show him to the back?
- Yep.
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And could you put
my dad's cufflink back?
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Sorry.
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If there was a common thread
in my husband's life,
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from success at Dunn & Bradshaw
to marriage
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to raising our
beautiful daughter Mary,
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it was a commitment
to values...
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the value of hard work,
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the value of family,
the value of giving back.
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I know for me
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the values
of James Walter Ellison live on.
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Tad.
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- Six minutes to sum up a whole life.
- * Amazing grace... *
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Kind of makes you think,
doesn't it?
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♪ How sweet the sound... ♪
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Oh, and old black man
playing the blues... how original.
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- Dude, shut up.
- * That saved a wretch... *
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Awesome.
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Ron, what are you doing?
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Death... heavy shit, man.
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Just taking the edge off.
No big deal.
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Okay, but if a guest came in
and saw you...
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Henry, please. Don't worry about it.
These people are cool.
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Oh right, because they're black,
they're cool
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with the wait staff getting high
at their loved one's funeral?
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God, doesn't it blow your mind, man...
one minute he's alive,
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the next minute he's dead?
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Dust in the wind...
that's all we are.
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All right.
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Oh.
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You're busting me
for getting high?
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Come on, don't you see
the irony there?
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I do and I don't like it,
but I need you at the bar, Ron.
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Are you okay?
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Am I, Henry?
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Am I? I got a dead-end job,
no woman, no car.
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No, I mean are you mentally capable
of performing simple tasks?
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Don't worry about me, Henry.
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I was pretty much
constantly high
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between 1987 and 2002.
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Okay?
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So I think
I can manage myself.
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You just relax.
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Mary: Thank you.
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Relax, honey.
It's a lovely reception. You did great.
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It's just that none of
the Phoenix people showed,
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and for all the time
he spent in that office, I...
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Excuse me. Sorry.
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Can I get either of you
anything?
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Oh no, thank you. Thanks.
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The girl is getting
something for me. Thank you.
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I'm very sorry for your loss.
It seems like he was a good man.
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That he was.
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- Are you married?
- Me? No.
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Girlfriend?
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Um, yeah.
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A little tip
about relationships:
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Forget fireworks.
You don't want something
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that blows all bright
and then fades.
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- Oh, thank you, sweetheart.
- Sure.
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You know what love is?
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It's a crock-pot...
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not flashy, not exciting,
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but cooks at a low heat
day in and day out
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and won't fade.
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That's what you want.
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I'm guessing your girlfriend
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has got herself a crock-pot.
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What?
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You're a crock-pot.
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So did he die at peace
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or was he, you know,
murdered?
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Good.
Thank you so much for coming.
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Oh, you're welcome.
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If you could come with us...
you... this way...
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Excuse me, sir.
You are awesome...
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the blues. Yeah.
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I'm in a band.
I know.
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I mean, that's where
it all started.
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Do you think
you could teach me?
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- The guitar?
- No, the blues,
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what it's all about,
what it really is.
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That would be awesome.
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Mm, I don't know whether I can
really explain it in words.
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It's more like
something you live.
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Like the black experience.
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And having stuff
to be blue about.
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Yeah. Yeah, okay.
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Like I did this movie, right?
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It was supposed to
bump me up to the B list.
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- Okay.
- Well, it goes straight to video.
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Yeah, and this yoga model
I was hooking up with...
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- Mm-hmm.
... stopped calling.
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And my X-Box is all weird.
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It's like nothing's going right.
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Well, maybe I could try
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to sort of like
give you a feel for it.
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Yeah, okay.
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- Give me your belt.
- My... you want my belt?
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You want to experience
the blues?
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Start by giving me
your belt.
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Experiencing being whipped
like the slaves?
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What? No.
What's wrong with you?
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Oh.
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This is a nice belt.
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Yeah, it's Donna Karan.
So are we switching belts?
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No, I'm taking your belt.
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Because the blues is about
what you don't have.
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Don't try to understand.
Just experience.
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Right. Okay, experiencing
having no belt.
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- And get me a Squirt.
- Oh, Casey's on drinks.
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Oh, she wants to learn
about the blues?
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Oh, this is part
of the experience?
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Okay, got it. Got it.
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- And a plate of shrimp.
- We have shrimp puffs.
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- Pick out the shrimp.
- Okay.
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Yeah, like picking cotton.
Of course.
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What did I say?
Don't try to understand.
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Just experience.
Right, I got it.
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Thank you.
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So the rest of the food
is in there.
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If you could just help her out,
that would be great.
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So did you park in the back?
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Uh, no, down the block.
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Oh. All right.
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Well, I guess I could carry it.
Or maybe you could pull around back.
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Uh, I don't know what you're...
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Aren't you here
from the shelter?
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I'm here for the funeral.
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Oh. I'm sorry.
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Henry: I'm...
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oh shit.
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Uh...
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are you...?
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Were you close? Okay.
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- Boy: Mom.
- Oh, in here, Walter.
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Oh God.
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- What?
- Oh God, it's so obvious, isn't it?
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No.
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I just... I just wanted to come
and say goodbye,
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but I stick out
like a sore thumb.
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Can I drink this?
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Yeah.
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Sorry, I was just getting
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sparkling water.
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You did good, my man...
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sales leader of the year twice,
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a community leadership award.
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Your friends and family out there
talking about your legacy...
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that's a life, my friend.
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That's a life.
A resume like that...
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I'd feel pretty good
about being dead.
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I mean, what are they gonna say
about me?
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"Here lies Ronald Wayne Donald...
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repeated first grade
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because he couldn't
figure out scissors,
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first in his class
to master a keg stand,
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partied for 20 years,
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ran a soup place
for five months,
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never did anything,
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never won anything,
never mattered. "
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"And now he's dead
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and nobody cares.
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We've got nothing to hang up on the wall
to show that he even existed. "
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Man: Excuse me.
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Kind of an unspoken time limit.
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- How am I doing on time?
- You're done.
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Okay.
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I don't know if I can do this.
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I don't know if I can do this.
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I never imagined it'd be like this.
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Like what?
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So... black?
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Well, he was black.
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Not like this,
all fancy-pants...
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NAACP award,
"I'm so great," stuffy,
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They thought
I was hired help.
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The James I knew was a free spirit.
He hung with everyone.
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Okay, just be one of them.
And if anyone asks...
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I knew James from the Phoenix office
of Dunn & Bradshaw.
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That's right. And no one will know
because no one from Phoenix came.
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It's just I'm a terrible liar.
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It's not lying.
It's acting.
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Look, I was an actor.
It's easy.
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You just use the true bits
and you fake the fake bits.
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And that's acting?
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Most actors aren't bright,
so it has to be simple.
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- Thank you, Henry.
- No problem.
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Hey, three whites.
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What is going on
with you and that woman?
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- Oh, nothing.
- You are truly the worst actor
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- I've ever seen in my entire life.
- What do you mean?
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It's so obvious that you're lying
to me right now. What was that?
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Okay, that woman...
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What, she was the dead guy's mistress
and the kid is the love child?
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What, are you fucking se...?
It's that obvious?
252
00:12:10,529 --> 00:12:12,292
- Are you serious?
- Are you serious?
253
00:12:12,331 --> 00:12:14,629
Are you serious? That's really
what it is? I just guessed...
254
00:12:14,667 --> 00:12:16,294
White wine.
255
00:12:16,335 --> 00:12:19,702
What is that lady from the homeless
shelter still doing here?
256
00:12:19,739 --> 00:12:21,673
Oh, she's not
from the homeless shelter.
257
00:12:21,707 --> 00:12:23,470
She is here
to pay her respects.
258
00:12:23,509 --> 00:12:26,034
I've never seen her before.
259
00:12:26,078 --> 00:12:28,478
Yeah, well, she said she's from
the Phoenix office.
260
00:12:28,514 --> 00:12:30,914
Oh, at least
someone showed up.
261
00:12:32,051 --> 00:12:33,712
Worst actor ever?
262
00:12:33,753 --> 00:12:35,914
- I know why you're doing this.
- Why?
263
00:12:35,955 --> 00:12:37,718
Because that woman
called you a crock-pot.
264
00:12:37,757 --> 00:12:39,748
Uh, no. And I'm not.
265
00:12:39,792 --> 00:12:41,123
Yeah, 'cause your life's
boring,
266
00:12:41,160 --> 00:12:43,856
so you're trying to create
a little melodrama. It's cool.
267
00:12:43,896 --> 00:12:45,659
No, I'm just trying to help
that woman out.
268
00:12:45,698 --> 00:12:47,962
Okay, well, if the widow
finds out about this...
269
00:12:48,000 --> 00:12:50,332
Which she won't,
because I am coaching that girl.
270
00:12:50,369 --> 00:12:52,030
Oh.
271
00:12:52,071 --> 00:12:54,005
Well, in that case...
272
00:12:56,742 --> 00:12:58,835
Hey, honey, who is that?
273
00:12:58,878 --> 00:13:01,312
I don't know. I think she might be
from the Phoenix office.
274
00:13:01,347 --> 00:13:03,440
Oh yeah. I saw her come in.
I was like,
275
00:13:03,482 --> 00:13:06,007
"Who here came down with the case
of jungle fever?"
276
00:13:06,051 --> 00:13:08,747
Right, like any of these guys.
277
00:13:08,788 --> 00:13:10,847
Actually,
you have it reversed.
278
00:13:10,890 --> 00:13:12,755
Her lusting after him...
that's jungle fever.
279
00:13:12,792 --> 00:13:15,124
I think it applies generally.
280
00:13:15,161 --> 00:13:17,254
No, technically it's
white on black.
281
00:13:17,296 --> 00:13:20,094
Because black people
live in the jungle?
282
00:13:20,132 --> 00:13:23,226
Not all, obviously.
Just no white people do.
283
00:13:23,269 --> 00:13:25,260
Well, what term would you use
to refer
284
00:13:25,304 --> 00:13:27,101
to a black person
lusting after a white person?
285
00:13:27,139 --> 00:13:30,700
"Temperate deciduous fever,"
"fjord fever. "
286
00:13:30,743 --> 00:13:33,303
These are all just
facts of semantics.
287
00:13:33,345 --> 00:13:35,779
I'm not being racist.
I'm post-racial.
288
00:13:35,815 --> 00:13:39,148
People are people.
If you're cool, you're cool.
289
00:13:39,185 --> 00:13:40,948
If you're an ass,
you're an ass.
290
00:13:40,986 --> 00:13:42,886
Exactly.
291
00:13:47,893 --> 00:13:49,554
What are you doing?
292
00:13:49,595 --> 00:13:52,291
Oh, that old bluesman
is teaching me to understand the blues.
293
00:13:52,331 --> 00:13:55,129
What is that supposed to
help you understand?
294
00:13:55,167 --> 00:13:58,500
Oh well, not really just
to understand... more to experience.
295
00:13:58,537 --> 00:14:00,334
Yeah.
296
00:14:00,372 --> 00:14:03,034
- Experience the blues.
- Right.
297
00:14:03,075 --> 00:14:05,066
I guess you could say
I've done that.
298
00:14:05,110 --> 00:14:07,044
- Oh yeah?
- Yeah.
299
00:14:09,081 --> 00:14:11,311
♪ I got no woman ♪
300
00:14:11,350 --> 00:14:14,945
♪ Mm, lost the lease
to my Camaro... ♪
301
00:14:16,589 --> 00:14:18,989
♪ I got a dead-end job, girl ♪
302
00:14:19,024 --> 00:14:21,424
♪ Got the dead-end job. ♪
303
00:14:21,460 --> 00:14:23,257
What kind of accent is that?
304
00:14:23,295 --> 00:14:24,592
It's the blues accent.
305
00:14:24,630 --> 00:14:27,030
Oh yeah. Sounded like Indian
or Jamaican.
306
00:14:27,066 --> 00:14:28,795
No, that's the blues accent.
307
00:14:28,834 --> 00:14:31,496
I think it's more like...
you know, like...
308
00:14:31,537 --> 00:14:33,528
♪ Loveable man ♪
309
00:14:34,874 --> 00:14:36,865
♪ Picking shrimp all day ♪
310
00:14:37,943 --> 00:14:40,935
♪ Ain't got no belt ♪
- ♪ With no belt... ♪
311
00:14:40,980 --> 00:14:42,345
Ooh, singing.
312
00:14:42,381 --> 00:14:44,281
- * Ain't got no belt *
- * With no belt. *
313
00:14:44,316 --> 00:14:46,045
- Yeah.
- What are you singing?
314
00:14:46,085 --> 00:14:47,416
Thinking about the blues.
315
00:14:47,453 --> 00:14:49,478
Yeah, and life and struggle,
316
00:14:49,521 --> 00:14:51,455
- like does anything matter...
- That's right.
317
00:14:51,490 --> 00:14:53,822
...'cause death is just the end?
- Death is not the end.
318
00:14:53,859 --> 00:14:56,020
I can tell you that one for sure.
319
00:14:56,061 --> 00:14:58,791
When my friend Peg's fiancé
got shot,
320
00:14:58,831 --> 00:15:00,822
he haunted her apartment.
321
00:15:00,866 --> 00:15:02,857
- Whoa, he got shot?
- A hunting accident.
322
00:15:02,902 --> 00:15:06,030
Yeah, Randy had this t-shirt
with a big eagle on it.
323
00:15:06,071 --> 00:15:08,232
And he came through the bushes
and Peg just...
324
00:15:10,142 --> 00:15:11,666
There's an eagle season?
325
00:15:11,710 --> 00:15:14,611
Duck. But, you know,
you see wings... you just react.
326
00:15:14,647 --> 00:15:16,979
But let me tell you something:
327
00:15:17,016 --> 00:15:19,177
Randy haunted her plumbing
328
00:15:19,218 --> 00:15:21,880
until she had to move
to a different unit.
329
00:15:21,921 --> 00:15:25,186
Ugh.
330
00:15:25,224 --> 00:15:27,215
♪ Ain't got no belt ♪
331
00:15:27,259 --> 00:15:29,284
♪ Oh, where's your belt, guy? ♪
332
00:15:29,328 --> 00:15:31,626
- * Ain't got no belt *
- * Oh no *
333
00:15:31,664 --> 00:15:33,393
♪ Ain't got no belt ♪
334
00:15:33,432 --> 00:15:35,059
♪ Go high,
I'm gonna go low ♪
335
00:15:35,100 --> 00:15:36,863
♪ Ain't got no belt... ♪
336
00:15:36,902 --> 00:15:39,302
- No, you go high, I'm gonna go low.
- Okay.
337
00:15:39,338 --> 00:15:42,535
♪ Ain't got no belt... ♪
338
00:15:43,809 --> 00:15:46,300
♪ Belt. ♪
339
00:15:46,345 --> 00:15:48,938
- That's not bad.
- That's pretty good, man.
340
00:15:48,948 --> 00:15:51,212
Thank you so much
for coming.
341
00:15:53,352 --> 00:15:56,480
Mary, who is that?
342
00:15:58,457 --> 00:16:00,049
She's from the Phoenix office.
343
00:16:00,092 --> 00:16:02,788
Oh, someone did come.
Well, that's nice.
344
00:16:02,828 --> 00:16:05,456
He certainly does seem
to have been well-loved.
345
00:16:08,233 --> 00:16:10,292
Yes, he was a good man.
346
00:16:10,336 --> 00:16:13,271
- Are you married?
- Oh, I'm looking.
347
00:16:13,305 --> 00:16:15,830
Well, you should do
what I did...
348
00:16:15,874 --> 00:16:18,741
find yourself a crock-pot, hmm?
349
00:16:22,214 --> 00:16:24,444
Hey, may I ask you
a question?
350
00:16:24,483 --> 00:16:27,782
Your parents... is that
a one-of-each kind of thing?
351
00:16:27,820 --> 00:16:30,584
- Yeah.
- Great. You might know this.
352
00:16:30,622 --> 00:16:32,817
"Jungle fever"... is it only
353
00:16:32,858 --> 00:16:35,383
when a Caucasian lusts after
a black person?
354
00:16:38,330 --> 00:16:39,763
All right.
355
00:16:39,798 --> 00:16:42,858
A plate of shrimp
and a Squirt.
356
00:16:42,901 --> 00:16:45,233
- These have tails.
- Yes.
357
00:16:46,638 --> 00:16:49,801
- No, I think...
- Uh, don't try to understand.
358
00:16:49,842 --> 00:16:52,140
Clean it up. And think about
what you're feeling
359
00:16:52,177 --> 00:16:54,168
when you're crawling around
down there.
360
00:16:54,213 --> 00:16:56,204
Okay.
361
00:16:58,150 --> 00:17:00,175
I think I'm getting it.
362
00:17:00,219 --> 00:17:02,585
Hey, everything okay?
363
00:17:02,621 --> 00:17:06,182
Oh yes, thank you.
That really helped.
364
00:17:06,225 --> 00:17:07,487
Can I drink this?
365
00:17:07,526 --> 00:17:09,221
Yeah.
366
00:17:09,261 --> 00:17:13,129
So my dad must have been
very popular at the Phoenix office.
367
00:17:13,165 --> 00:17:15,861
- Oh yeah, he was...
- What department were you in?
368
00:17:15,901 --> 00:17:18,369
Um, the Phoenix office?
369
00:17:18,404 --> 00:17:20,304
Sales? Did you say sales?
370
00:17:20,339 --> 00:17:22,432
Sales.
371
00:17:22,474 --> 00:17:24,908
Sales is in LA.
372
00:17:24,943 --> 00:17:26,342
Is this your son?
373
00:17:26,378 --> 00:17:28,812
Oh, yes. Walter...
374
00:17:28,847 --> 00:17:31,714
Walter?
That's my dad's middle name.
375
00:17:31,750 --> 00:17:34,810
- Yeah, it's such a popular name.
- Oh my fucking God.
376
00:17:34,853 --> 00:17:37,788
My dad and you
and a fucking kid?
377
00:17:37,823 --> 00:17:39,484
I just...
378
00:17:39,525 --> 00:17:42,790
I just wanted to say goodbye.
I shouldn't have come.
379
00:17:42,828 --> 00:17:45,422
- Get her out of here now.
- I don't really do that.
380
00:17:45,464 --> 00:17:48,024
I am trying to throw
a perfect reception
381
00:17:48,067 --> 00:17:50,763
for my mother's perfect husband.
And there is no way
382
00:17:50,803 --> 00:17:53,033
on today of all days
my mother's gonna find out...
383
00:17:53,072 --> 00:17:54,903
- that her perfect...
- Hello.
384
00:17:54,940 --> 00:17:57,932
I'm Diane.
I heard you're from the Phoenix office.
385
00:17:57,976 --> 00:18:00,410
- Vanna DeMilo.
- Oh.
386
00:18:00,446 --> 00:18:03,813
- She's in sales.
- Oh, I am so glad you came.
387
00:18:03,849 --> 00:18:06,374
He spent so much time there.
I'd love to talk about it.
388
00:18:06,418 --> 00:18:07,817
Come come.
389
00:18:11,323 --> 00:18:13,291
Diane: Let me show you...
390
00:18:14,359 --> 00:18:18,762
What the hell is wrong
with you people, huh?
391
00:18:18,797 --> 00:18:20,162
White people?
392
00:18:20,199 --> 00:18:22,360
Hey, I'm from
the Sunrise Shelters.
393
00:18:22,401 --> 00:18:25,370
Hey, Ron,
394
00:18:25,404 --> 00:18:28,635
can you show this guy
the extra food in the back, please?
395
00:18:28,674 --> 00:18:30,164
I mean men.
396
00:18:30,209 --> 00:18:33,110
Why can't you keep your
goddamn brains in your pants?
397
00:18:33,145 --> 00:18:34,635
Give me a scotch.
398
00:18:34,680 --> 00:18:37,376
Look, it doesn't matter, you know?
They'll talk.
399
00:18:37,416 --> 00:18:40,078
She'll leave. And your mom
will never know the difference, okay?
400
00:18:40,119 --> 00:18:41,381
You'd better hope not.
401
00:18:41,420 --> 00:18:44,719
My theory... you know that white girl
with the half-black kid Walter?
402
00:18:44,756 --> 00:18:49,352
Oh, I met that woman.
She is from the Phoenix office.
403
00:18:49,394 --> 00:18:50,918
Three whites and a red,
please.
404
00:18:50,963 --> 00:18:52,988
The dead guy...
his middle name is Walter.
405
00:18:53,031 --> 00:18:54,692
10 bucks says
that's his mistress.
406
00:18:54,733 --> 00:18:57,827
Roman, have you met Mary...
daughter of the deceased?
407
00:18:57,870 --> 00:19:00,031
Oh, hey, you should tell
your mom all this stuff.
408
00:19:00,072 --> 00:19:01,266
No no, Roman, just not now.
409
00:19:01,306 --> 00:19:04,241
What's more important... the truth
or protecting someone's feelings?
410
00:19:04,276 --> 00:19:06,710
"The truth shall set you free"...
Martin Luther King.
411
00:19:06,745 --> 00:19:08,713
Actually, that's Jesus.
412
00:19:08,747 --> 00:19:09,975
Also black.
413
00:19:10,015 --> 00:19:12,449
Shut it, white boy.
414
00:19:13,852 --> 00:19:15,843
It's obvious who has
the racial issues.
415
00:19:15,888 --> 00:19:18,379
Roman, do you remember
that time that you made me read
416
00:19:18,423 --> 00:19:20,857
that script
about the intelligent fungus?
417
00:19:20,893 --> 00:19:22,861
- Which one?
- There's more than one?
418
00:19:22,895 --> 00:19:24,226
- Yeah.
- The one...
419
00:19:24,263 --> 00:19:25,924
there's the meteor
that came down
420
00:19:25,964 --> 00:19:28,228
and then the people,
they breathe in the fungus.
421
00:19:28,267 --> 00:19:29,757
Oh, "Overlords of Gron. "
422
00:19:29,801 --> 00:19:33,669
That was probably
the worst piece of writing
423
00:19:33,705 --> 00:19:35,866
I've ever read
in my entire life.
424
00:19:35,908 --> 00:19:38,001
But I lied
and I told you that I liked it
425
00:19:38,043 --> 00:19:39,738
just so I wouldn't
hurt your feelings.
426
00:19:39,778 --> 00:19:42,178
It's obvious that you're just
saying this to refute my point.
427
00:19:42,214 --> 00:19:44,512
No. I would call Henry
and I would read him lines
428
00:19:44,550 --> 00:19:45,983
- over the phone.
- Oh yeah.
429
00:19:46,018 --> 00:19:47,849
And we would just...
oh, we would laugh.
430
00:19:47,886 --> 00:19:50,320
- We would laugh and laugh at you.
- "We are all descendants of Gron. "
431
00:19:50,355 --> 00:19:55,258
"We are all mere cells
in the super brain. "
432
00:19:55,294 --> 00:19:57,455
- This does not change how I feel.
- It doesn't?
433
00:19:57,496 --> 00:20:00,465
I'm glad you told me.
Try to be constructive next time.
434
00:20:00,499 --> 00:20:02,330
Okay, uh, never show that
435
00:20:02,367 --> 00:20:05,268
to anybody involved
in the film industry ever.
436
00:20:05,304 --> 00:20:07,839
There you go.
437
00:20:12,511 --> 00:20:14,911
So through there?
438
00:20:16,215 --> 00:20:19,048
Makes you think, doesn't it?
439
00:20:19,084 --> 00:20:21,416
This is it...
440
00:20:21,453 --> 00:20:24,752
the end of the line.
441
00:20:29,161 --> 00:20:31,186
Oh.
442
00:20:32,998 --> 00:20:35,057
Ooh.
443
00:20:35,100 --> 00:20:37,500
- Hey, you want one, man?
- Sure.
444
00:20:45,377 --> 00:20:47,937
Makes you think,
doesn't it, buddy?
445
00:20:49,448 --> 00:20:52,417
We're dead a hell of a lot longer
than we are alive
446
00:20:54,519 --> 00:20:56,680
- in a box...
- Excuse me, where's the kitchen?
447
00:20:56,722 --> 00:20:59,282
...six feet under.
448
00:20:59,324 --> 00:21:01,724
That's life.
449
00:21:04,196 --> 00:21:06,756
Nonexistence for eternity.
450
00:21:09,635 --> 00:21:12,263
Oh wow.
451
00:21:12,304 --> 00:21:15,637
All right, that's freaky.
452
00:21:15,674 --> 00:21:17,767
Oh hey, buddy,
453
00:21:17,809 --> 00:21:21,176
the latch is...
there's no latch in here.
454
00:21:21,213 --> 00:21:23,147
Can you open it up
from the outside?
455
00:21:25,917 --> 00:21:28,317
Hey. Hey!
456
00:21:28,353 --> 00:21:30,548
Oh, come on.
457
00:21:30,589 --> 00:21:34,252
Argh! No no no no!
458
00:21:34,293 --> 00:21:36,227
No no no no no!
459
00:21:36,261 --> 00:21:38,058
There's just so much
archeological evidence
460
00:21:38,096 --> 00:21:40,394
that supports the fact
that Jesus was African-American.
461
00:21:40,432 --> 00:21:42,627
And the pyramids,
Nubian pharaohs...
462
00:21:42,668 --> 00:21:44,533
I mean, homeboy was dark.
463
00:21:44,569 --> 00:21:46,764
Who's the white chick
with the kid?
464
00:21:48,307 --> 00:21:49,831
She's from Phoenix.
465
00:21:49,875 --> 00:21:52,400
James did spend
a lot of time in Phoenix.
466
00:21:52,444 --> 00:21:53,638
- Mm-hmm.
- Mm-hmm.
467
00:21:53,679 --> 00:21:57,115
Haystack-head,
you missed a spot.
468
00:21:57,149 --> 00:22:00,209
Kyle, what the hell
are you doing down there?
469
00:22:00,252 --> 00:22:03,221
I'm learning about the blues...
something you wouldn't understand, man.
470
00:22:06,091 --> 00:22:08,787
I'm sorry.
I just can't take it anymore.
471
00:22:08,827 --> 00:22:10,761
Stand up, kid.
472
00:22:12,464 --> 00:22:14,455
He's a goddamn dentist.
473
00:22:14,499 --> 00:22:18,663
I got him "How to Play Guitar" videos
when he retired.
474
00:22:32,417 --> 00:22:36,649
This is his NAACP
Community Image Award.
475
00:22:36,688 --> 00:22:38,315
Oh, he was so proud of that.
476
00:22:38,357 --> 00:22:41,451
Wow, that's a side of him
we never saw in Phoenix.
477
00:22:41,493 --> 00:22:45,486
And my ex... he was also
very proud of his race.
478
00:22:45,530 --> 00:22:46,929
He had an award.
479
00:22:46,965 --> 00:22:49,263
Oh, he sounds like
a very good man.
480
00:22:50,268 --> 00:22:52,259
And what about
your boy's daddy?
481
00:22:52,304 --> 00:22:53,828
Oh, Vanna was just...
482
00:22:53,872 --> 00:22:55,635
He passed away, actually.
483
00:22:55,674 --> 00:22:58,108
Oh, I'm so sorry.
484
00:22:58,143 --> 00:23:00,907
No, it feels good
to talk about it.
485
00:23:00,946 --> 00:23:03,972
He was a good man,
a lot like your husband,
486
00:23:04,015 --> 00:23:06,347
but more of a free spirit.
487
00:23:06,385 --> 00:23:08,717
With us,
it was just fireworks.
488
00:23:08,754 --> 00:23:10,551
Excuse me, would anyone
like anything?
489
00:23:10,589 --> 00:23:12,250
Or maybe we're done here?
490
00:23:12,290 --> 00:23:14,451
- I'd like a club soda.
- Actually, Vanna was just...
491
00:23:14,493 --> 00:23:17,223
- Whisky and Sprite.
- White wine.
492
00:23:17,262 --> 00:23:19,662
For me, I would think
who would need all that drama?
493
00:23:19,698 --> 00:23:21,529
Oh, but you need
some excitement.
494
00:23:21,566 --> 00:23:23,625
You know what would be perfect?
To have two guys...
495
00:23:23,668 --> 00:23:26,865
one boring and one crazy.
496
00:23:26,905 --> 00:23:30,397
Mrs. Ellison, Morris Haines,
head of the Phoenix branch.
497
00:23:30,442 --> 00:23:32,342
- Oh.
- Sorry for your loss.
498
00:23:32,377 --> 00:23:34,470
Oh, thank you so much
for coming.
499
00:23:34,513 --> 00:23:37,141
Well, if he could visit us
twice a year, it's only right...
500
00:23:37,182 --> 00:23:41,243
Twice a year? He was in Phoenix
practically every month.
501
00:23:41,286 --> 00:23:45,620
You do know Vanna DeMilo,
sales department?
502
00:23:48,093 --> 00:23:51,722
L... I'm sorry.
503
00:23:51,763 --> 00:23:54,425
I shouldn't have come.
504
00:23:54,466 --> 00:23:56,730
Oh Mom, I'm sorry.
505
00:23:58,970 --> 00:24:02,064
Oh, it's you.
506
00:24:02,107 --> 00:24:05,167
I always just assumed
it would be some Asian lady.
507
00:24:05,210 --> 00:24:06,837
Mom!
508
00:24:06,878 --> 00:24:08,072
Asian lady?
509
00:24:08,113 --> 00:24:10,843
Oh, he was very into
the Asian ladies.
510
00:24:10,882 --> 00:24:12,873
Honey, I knew
he had someone.
511
00:24:12,918 --> 00:24:15,352
Your father was a good father,
a good husband,
512
00:24:15,387 --> 00:24:17,981
and he did very well
at Dunn & Bradshaw,
513
00:24:18,023 --> 00:24:21,220
but if we had not had
an open relationship,
514
00:24:21,259 --> 00:24:23,727
oh, we would have been
bored to death years ago.
515
00:24:23,762 --> 00:24:26,253
Well, it's so nice
to meet you.
516
00:24:26,298 --> 00:24:28,323
Thank you very much
for coming.
517
00:24:28,366 --> 00:24:32,029
Excuse me.
Mr. Haines, did my husband ever tell you
518
00:24:32,070 --> 00:24:34,538
that he was cited
by the city council?
519
00:24:34,573 --> 00:24:37,167
The city council?
520
00:24:39,110 --> 00:24:41,578
Excuse me,
521
00:24:41,613 --> 00:24:43,581
is this
the James Ellison funeral?
522
00:25:06,771 --> 00:25:09,763
Sir, sir, sir.
523
00:25:09,808 --> 00:25:11,935
Hey, I just wanted to say
thank you.
524
00:25:11,977 --> 00:25:13,945
I know you were
pulling my leg a little bit there,
525
00:25:13,979 --> 00:25:15,708
but I still feel
like I learned something.
526
00:25:15,747 --> 00:25:17,544
There was nothing
to learn, son.
527
00:25:17,582 --> 00:25:19,482
But I still think
I learned something from it.
528
00:25:19,518 --> 00:25:22,078
- It was a joke.
- Which is what I think I learned from.
529
00:25:22,120 --> 00:25:24,281
It was a joke.
530
00:25:25,891 --> 00:25:28,359
I totally get it.
531
00:25:30,462 --> 00:25:32,692
Oh hey, I found it.
532
00:25:32,731 --> 00:25:34,699
It wasn't easy.
It was in his mouth.
533
00:25:34,733 --> 00:25:36,098
- Oh God.
- Whose mouth?
534
00:25:36,134 --> 00:25:37,965
- The dead guy.
- The dead guy's mouth?
535
00:25:38,003 --> 00:25:40,836
So funny... I can't even say "dead guy"
without you guys freaking out.
536
00:25:40,872 --> 00:25:43,204
Oh my God!
537
00:25:49,514 --> 00:25:50,981
- Henry.
- Ron.
538
00:25:51,016 --> 00:25:54,452
Are you real?
Am I alive?
539
00:25:54,486 --> 00:25:57,011
Yes on both counts.
540
00:25:57,055 --> 00:25:59,580
Oh my God, Henry.
541
00:25:59,624 --> 00:26:01,956
I saw everything.
542
00:26:06,164 --> 00:26:09,292
I need to change
my entire life.
543
00:26:10,335 --> 00:26:14,135
Don't open the bottom half.
I have an erection for some reason.
544
00:26:14,185 --> 00:26:18,735
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