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These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:12,272 --> 00:00:16,257 Together we're building a better, brighter tomorrow? 2 00:00:17,211 --> 00:00:18,361 All in favor? 3 00:00:19,262 --> 00:00:20,362 All opposed? 4 00:00:21,903 --> 00:00:22,794 Voted down! 5 00:00:22,919 --> 00:00:25,475 Okay people, we've been doing this for an hour, now. 6 00:00:25,644 --> 00:00:27,528 We need a theme for next year. 7 00:00:27,653 --> 00:00:28,631 Tim, 8 00:00:28,756 --> 00:00:31,856 I feel like the "together" sounds kind of socialist... 9 00:00:35,486 --> 00:00:37,125 - What you got here? - Instructions. 10 00:00:37,250 --> 00:00:39,003 See, Since this is an underage function 11 00:00:39,128 --> 00:00:42,978 I'll be serving a "Virgin Manhattan", we call the "Rudy Giuliani," 12 00:00:43,307 --> 00:00:44,807 and this right here. 13 00:00:46,590 --> 00:00:49,030 Good old virgin "Freedom-Tini." 14 00:00:49,155 --> 00:00:50,155 How is it? 15 00:00:51,831 --> 00:00:54,981 Sweet and innocent, with its whole life ahead of it. 16 00:00:57,049 --> 00:01:00,301 Well, You could at make it a mix tape before you take its virginity. 17 00:01:00,470 --> 00:01:01,845 Just aging it up a bit. 18 00:01:02,204 --> 00:01:03,460 It's in its thirties now. 19 00:01:03,585 --> 00:01:06,307 So all... in favor of "a brighter, better tomorrow?" 20 00:01:06,575 --> 00:01:08,441 - Aye! - Aye. 21 00:01:10,191 --> 00:01:11,717 Hey Henry, 22 00:01:12,393 --> 00:01:16,285 you're not still down in the dumps, about this whole hollywood thing are you? 23 00:01:16,410 --> 00:01:18,820 When you've been in the acting business as long as I have, 24 00:01:19,238 --> 00:01:21,589 you see that everything comes and goes in cycles. 25 00:01:21,714 --> 00:01:22,714 You're up, 26 00:01:23,452 --> 00:01:24,588 you're down. 27 00:01:24,713 --> 00:01:27,862 - Yeah, I mean, I quit so... - You sound like my friend Ed. 28 00:01:27,987 --> 00:01:29,487 Now Ed was an actor. 29 00:01:29,612 --> 00:01:33,054 And tried and tried and never got that magic role. 30 00:01:33,628 --> 00:01:37,106 He worked nights at a copy store, lived in a terrible apartment, 31 00:01:37,231 --> 00:01:38,731 filled with roaches, 32 00:01:38,906 --> 00:01:41,134 but he never gave up. 33 00:01:42,487 --> 00:01:45,457 Then, on his sixtieth birthday, 34 00:01:46,671 --> 00:01:49,871 he said, "that's it, I quit I can't do this anymore." 35 00:01:52,498 --> 00:01:54,648 Guess what happened a week later? 36 00:01:56,345 --> 00:01:58,445 - He got discovered? - He died. 37 00:02:00,089 --> 00:02:02,061 Dreams are our life force. 38 00:02:04,412 --> 00:02:06,034 He just dropped dead? 39 00:02:06,350 --> 00:02:08,220 He was on Venice pier and 40 00:02:08,345 --> 00:02:12,195 some tourist asked him to tak their picture. He backed up too far, 41 00:02:14,577 --> 00:02:16,327 - Hang in there. - Okay. 42 00:02:35,773 --> 00:02:37,565 Okay, okay people, listen up. 43 00:02:37,734 --> 00:02:40,206 Not only are we serving the leaders of tomorrow, 44 00:02:40,331 --> 00:02:42,779 who probably will be your bosses someday, but also... 45 00:02:43,551 --> 00:02:44,897 Ah-nold. 46 00:02:46,872 --> 00:02:49,494 The governator will be making an appearance. 47 00:02:49,662 --> 00:02:51,659 Yeah, we're gonna hang with Ah-nold. 48 00:02:51,784 --> 00:02:54,790 No, we have been specifically asked to not hang with Arnold. 49 00:02:54,915 --> 00:02:58,165 Okay so no schmoozing, no giving him scripts, no nada. 50 00:02:58,557 --> 00:03:00,296 Okay it's Arnold we're professionals, 51 00:03:00,465 --> 00:03:03,091 okay and smiles, Henry that means you. 52 00:03:07,033 --> 00:03:08,133 What's that? 53 00:03:08,513 --> 00:03:11,683 Husband sent it to prove I can pursue my comedy career in vermont. 54 00:03:12,011 --> 00:03:14,504 - Burlington has a comedy troupe. - "The Yucks." 55 00:03:14,629 --> 00:03:16,729 Are they supposed to be funny or disgusting? 56 00:03:16,898 --> 00:03:20,557 Funny. See, "yucking it up since 1992." 57 00:03:21,389 --> 00:03:22,726 So, you're... going? 58 00:03:22,851 --> 00:03:26,401 He's house hunting over there and I'm here thinking it over. 59 00:03:27,127 --> 00:03:30,527 - Yeah, what are you thinking? - I'm thinking... Vermont? 60 00:03:30,745 --> 00:03:33,965 And then I'm also thinking about this Comedy Central Show 61 00:03:34,090 --> 00:03:35,970 that I'm really positive that I'm gonna get. 62 00:03:36,095 --> 00:03:37,520 Like I feel really good about it. 63 00:03:37,645 --> 00:03:41,379 And so I don't know, I just don't want to give up on everything so soon, you know? 64 00:03:42,866 --> 00:03:44,333 You want my advice? 65 00:03:54,226 --> 00:03:57,376 - Just don't, don't fuss. - Oh honey, you want ribs? 66 00:04:03,205 --> 00:04:05,598 You know what I like about you conservatives? 67 00:04:05,723 --> 00:04:08,448 Meat. A lot of these wussy parties we do, it's... 68 00:04:08,616 --> 00:04:11,270 chicken, it's quiche. Veggie platters. 69 00:04:11,988 --> 00:04:14,538 - Honest red meat. - Yes, american beef. 70 00:04:17,202 --> 00:04:19,917 It true what they say about your ladies? 71 00:04:21,447 --> 00:04:24,266 Prim outside, but they attack in the sack? 72 00:04:24,391 --> 00:04:26,430 Get real nasty, scratch and shit? 73 00:04:26,555 --> 00:04:28,855 - What was that. - Nothing, sweetie, 74 00:04:34,546 --> 00:04:36,076 I completely understand. 75 00:04:36,201 --> 00:04:37,201 Thank you, 76 00:04:37,487 --> 00:04:40,210 - Walk with me. - Yes Jeffrey, how can I help you? 77 00:04:40,335 --> 00:04:42,235 Right, I totally understand. 78 00:04:42,385 --> 00:04:44,974 Thank you so much for keeping us in the loop, Dan. 79 00:04:45,099 --> 00:04:46,961 I really appreciate it. Okay, Bye. 80 00:04:47,086 --> 00:04:49,200 Okay, that was the governor's lead man. 81 00:04:49,325 --> 00:04:51,658 The governor is gonna be late, so we need to move the buffet back. 82 00:04:51,827 --> 00:04:55,774 Constance chaffing dishes on warmers and we will pace the appetizers as well. 83 00:04:55,899 --> 00:04:57,121 Hey, Dennis, Jeffery, 84 00:04:57,290 --> 00:04:59,513 Hi, listen. I'm in the hall governor's pushed an hour. 85 00:04:59,638 --> 00:05:01,243 Right, thanks, bye. 86 00:05:01,555 --> 00:05:03,846 Arnold, that's very exciting. How'd you get him? 87 00:05:03,971 --> 00:05:07,965 Let me tell you something, Ron. There is a simple formula for success, 88 00:05:08,223 --> 00:05:09,709 and I followed it. 89 00:05:09,969 --> 00:05:11,914 "Work hard and you succeed." 90 00:05:12,149 --> 00:05:14,084 There it is, and that's why you're president. 91 00:05:14,209 --> 00:05:16,730 - I'm the secretary. - Secretary, Answering phones, sitting at a desk... 92 00:05:16,855 --> 00:05:19,519 No, not like a "secretary." No, not like a female. 93 00:05:19,687 --> 00:05:22,526 - It's the number 3 executive position. - Third best, very good. 94 00:05:22,651 --> 00:05:25,642 - It's a bronze, bronze medal. - Tell ya I'm gonna be president next year. 95 00:05:25,767 --> 00:05:29,195 I can assure you. Greg Meers thinks he can win it with looks. 96 00:05:29,898 --> 00:05:32,178 - You need more than that. - I'm gonna teach him otherwise. 97 00:05:32,303 --> 00:05:35,034 Ever read the book "where the blood flows?" So too goes the victor. 98 00:05:35,222 --> 00:05:37,870 - I have not I have to write that down. - Walk with me. 99 00:05:39,800 --> 00:05:41,850 Because when the governor comes 100 00:05:42,396 --> 00:05:45,368 For God's sake, Ron. This is supposed to be off limits, come on. 101 00:05:45,493 --> 00:05:46,493 Kyle, 102 00:05:46,618 --> 00:05:50,251 - Okay, was it the eyebrow? - Kyle this room is off limits. 103 00:05:51,467 --> 00:05:52,467 Thank you. 104 00:05:58,185 --> 00:06:00,484 - Simple as that. - Nobody can be in here 105 00:06:00,609 --> 00:06:03,332 who isn't authorized. You understant that? Nobody okay? 106 00:06:03,457 --> 00:06:06,232 There are important papers here, items of value. 107 00:06:08,251 --> 00:06:10,951 Look at that. Custom made for the governor. 108 00:06:11,405 --> 00:06:12,898 Engraved. He'll be impressed. 109 00:06:13,023 --> 00:06:14,667 Yes he will, yes he will. 110 00:06:14,792 --> 00:06:16,409 And my name goes in his rolodex. 111 00:06:16,846 --> 00:06:18,619 Networking. Name of the game. 112 00:06:23,699 --> 00:06:25,499 You flag's a little dirty. 113 00:06:25,960 --> 00:06:29,418 Ron, this a very special gift from one of our members 114 00:06:29,543 --> 00:06:31,959 currently stationed with our forces in the middle east, okay. 115 00:06:32,084 --> 00:06:34,934 It's from a convoy that came under enemy fire. 116 00:06:35,577 --> 00:06:38,422 No, don't do that you gotta be careful. Because... 117 00:06:38,547 --> 00:06:41,017 a flag is folded according to very specific rules. 118 00:06:41,811 --> 00:06:42,935 Right that's... 119 00:06:43,241 --> 00:06:44,741 That's what they do. 120 00:06:46,416 --> 00:06:48,157 Cigars. Arnold loves cigars! 121 00:06:48,282 --> 00:06:50,500 That's right, Don Targas, cubain. 122 00:06:50,792 --> 00:06:52,192 Best in the world. 123 00:06:52,456 --> 00:06:56,073 Can I just say, I am right there with you and arnold. 124 00:06:56,463 --> 00:06:58,159 Personal responsibility, 125 00:06:58,446 --> 00:07:00,661 small business, future small business 126 00:07:00,786 --> 00:07:03,215 owner myself Soup'r Crackers. 127 00:07:03,605 --> 00:07:05,155 All you can eat soup. 128 00:07:06,837 --> 00:07:10,337 I'm practically the embodiment of arnold's life philosophy. 129 00:07:15,174 --> 00:07:16,174 Jeffery, 130 00:07:17,308 --> 00:07:18,958 I would love to just... 131 00:07:20,506 --> 00:07:21,756 shake his hand. 132 00:07:23,268 --> 00:07:24,918 You know just to say... 133 00:07:32,302 --> 00:07:34,345 "Leaders of tomorrow", my ass. 134 00:07:35,058 --> 00:07:37,692 Only thing any of these dorks're gonna lead is a circle jerk. 135 00:07:37,817 --> 00:07:39,656 You know what I mean? 136 00:07:39,781 --> 00:07:40,805 Fuckers! 137 00:07:41,401 --> 00:07:42,401 God damit! 138 00:07:45,391 --> 00:07:46,771 So, thanks to you, 139 00:07:46,896 --> 00:07:50,002 - I didn't get the palisades. - Well boo, fuckin' hoo. 140 00:07:50,412 --> 00:07:52,012 - What's this? - Hey! 141 00:07:52,378 --> 00:07:54,795 - Come on give that back man. - What, You're gonna slip that to Arnold? 142 00:07:54,920 --> 00:07:56,779 - Don't fuckin' wrinkle it! - I just wanna see it bro. 143 00:07:56,904 --> 00:07:59,387 - You're pissing me off... - A terror bird? 144 00:07:59,555 --> 00:08:02,205 - You can read. Oh my god. - It's so dumb. 145 00:08:02,887 --> 00:08:04,684 You've no idea what you're talking about. 146 00:08:05,119 --> 00:08:07,119 - A terrifying bird? - Wrong. 147 00:08:09,087 --> 00:08:10,187 I mean, yes. 148 00:08:10,904 --> 00:08:14,026 It's called phorusrhacids, it's a ten foot tall prehistoric man-eating bird, okay? 149 00:08:14,322 --> 00:08:17,049 Velociraptor's was maybe six feet, at the most. 150 00:08:17,174 --> 00:08:18,416 And "Jurassic Park" made, 151 00:08:18,541 --> 00:08:20,533 - a billion dollars? - Who's scared of a bird? 152 00:08:20,701 --> 00:08:23,978 You would be if it was picking out your guts with a giant beak. 153 00:08:24,103 --> 00:08:27,089 Constance, How big would a bird have to be for you like to be supper scare of it. 154 00:08:27,214 --> 00:08:29,327 I don't know, a hundred feet, two hundred... 155 00:08:29,452 --> 00:08:30,857 I don't know, I'm sorry Kyle. 156 00:08:30,982 --> 00:08:33,576 I can't think straight right now and that's such a good question. 157 00:08:33,701 --> 00:08:35,051 But I'm so mad... 158 00:08:35,385 --> 00:08:38,551 I just heard one of those fascist make a gay joke. 159 00:08:38,720 --> 00:08:40,570 And I'm just beside myself. 160 00:08:41,274 --> 00:08:42,888 Fuckin' intolerance... blows. 161 00:08:43,177 --> 00:08:45,806 - What're you doing here? - I am gonna spit on the appetizers. 162 00:08:45,931 --> 00:08:47,561 I can't remember which he was eating. 163 00:08:47,686 --> 00:08:49,581 There's other things we can do than spit. 164 00:08:49,706 --> 00:08:51,188 Like what, I love spitting. 165 00:08:51,356 --> 00:08:53,681 I know but if you just point him out to me. 166 00:08:53,806 --> 00:08:55,456 I will take care of it. 167 00:08:56,870 --> 00:08:59,614 - Hi, Freedom-Tini. - Straight Old-Fashion regular. 168 00:08:59,739 --> 00:09:02,856 What I think is more important is changing the culture of politics 169 00:09:02,981 --> 00:09:06,129 I agree a hundred percent. I mean No more defeatism or business as usual. 170 00:09:06,254 --> 00:09:08,453 Exactly and that's why I feel like what we're doing is... 171 00:09:08,578 --> 00:09:11,428 - really making the difference - Are you sick? 172 00:09:12,250 --> 00:09:13,586 It's just a pain-killer. 173 00:09:14,214 --> 00:09:15,838 You okay, anything broken? 174 00:09:16,007 --> 00:09:17,839 Ah just my career and my life. 175 00:09:17,964 --> 00:09:19,800 So I abuse pain-killers and drink too much. 176 00:09:20,359 --> 00:09:21,984 Defeatism, I know. 177 00:09:23,898 --> 00:09:26,606 I'm a liberal, it's not your problem though. 178 00:09:26,731 --> 00:09:30,019 So Freedom-Tini and Old Fashion, their you go. 179 00:09:30,188 --> 00:09:33,064 - So what're you, an actor or something? - Was I quit. 180 00:09:33,644 --> 00:09:34,565 You quit? 181 00:09:34,733 --> 00:09:36,730 Seemed like the only dignified thing to do. 182 00:09:36,855 --> 00:09:39,043 Boy, If you think there's anything dignified about quitting. 183 00:09:39,168 --> 00:09:42,646 Well the undignified part comes when I move back in with my parents. 184 00:09:42,771 --> 00:09:44,884 Mined if I give you a little advice? 185 00:09:45,009 --> 00:09:46,009 Sure. 186 00:09:47,346 --> 00:09:50,155 When I use to feel like quitting my father would say this. 187 00:09:50,280 --> 00:09:51,493 Jim Abbott. 188 00:09:52,349 --> 00:09:53,349 Great man. 189 00:09:57,340 --> 00:10:00,382 - That's the advice? Jim Abbott. - Yeah, Jim Abbott, born with one hand. 190 00:10:00,507 --> 00:10:02,042 He went on to pitch in the majors. 191 00:10:02,167 --> 00:10:04,263 - You can Tell him about Oscar Pistorius. - Sprinter, no legs. 192 00:10:04,388 --> 00:10:06,058 Maybe You've heard of Max Cleland? 193 00:10:06,183 --> 00:10:08,938 Yes, Didn't let being a multiple amputee, stop him from becoming a US senator. 194 00:10:09,063 --> 00:10:11,519 - Of course I disagreed with his politics. - Me too, but he didn't quit, 195 00:10:11,687 --> 00:10:14,214 - that's the point I'm trying to make. - Sure and I've got all parts. 196 00:10:14,339 --> 00:10:16,996 Right, see it's a choice. You can chose to be a victim, 197 00:10:17,121 --> 00:10:18,969 or you can chose to achieve your goals. 198 00:10:19,094 --> 00:10:20,608 Freedom of choice. 199 00:10:20,733 --> 00:10:22,780 And that, is what makes this country so great. 200 00:10:22,905 --> 00:10:23,698 Schrimp? 201 00:10:27,468 --> 00:10:29,578 That's very un-pc that's not what I meant. 202 00:10:29,746 --> 00:10:31,272 No, even if you did miss, 203 00:10:31,397 --> 00:10:34,997 We're not the pc police. So you don't have to worry about it, you know. 204 00:10:35,597 --> 00:10:38,838 Freedom of speech, that is what makes this country so great. 205 00:10:39,104 --> 00:10:40,982 Why don't you just go ahead and say it. 206 00:10:41,107 --> 00:10:43,457 - Say it? - You're a shrimp, say it. 207 00:10:46,540 --> 00:10:48,597 - You're s shrimp. - I know, and that's why I try harder. 208 00:10:48,765 --> 00:10:50,367 - Jim Abbott. - Exactly. 209 00:10:50,492 --> 00:10:52,101 That's right, thank you. 210 00:10:52,404 --> 00:10:53,904 - Cheers. - Cheers. 211 00:10:54,313 --> 00:10:56,463 - I don't... okay. - I apologize 212 00:10:56,692 --> 00:10:59,734 I just found out I didn't get the Comedy Central gig. 213 00:10:59,859 --> 00:11:01,962 - Sorry, - Making it the fourth thing in a row 214 00:11:02,087 --> 00:11:04,915 where they're like, "you're the girl." And then zero. 215 00:11:05,040 --> 00:11:07,616 - Of course that sucks. - I think Maybe I am gonna quit. 216 00:11:07,785 --> 00:11:09,542 You should do it, I'm a quitter, it's fun. 217 00:11:09,667 --> 00:11:11,367 - You look like... - One last thing, 218 00:11:11,492 --> 00:11:13,480 nobody ever accomplished anything by quitting. 219 00:11:13,605 --> 00:11:15,372 What if Ronald Regan quit? 220 00:11:15,497 --> 00:11:18,586 - Quit acting, he did. - Yeah That's actually where I got the idea. 221 00:11:19,933 --> 00:11:22,433 I get to shake hands with Arnold. I need you to take a picture. 222 00:11:22,558 --> 00:11:24,171 Wait how come you get to shake his hands with Arnold 223 00:11:24,296 --> 00:11:27,412 - if we're not allowed to say anything? - It's different, it's their idea! 224 00:11:27,537 --> 00:11:31,337 Oh man, what're you gonna think when you walk into a Soupr'Crackers 225 00:11:31,462 --> 00:11:33,771 and you see is me shaking hands with Arnold Schwarzenegger! 226 00:11:33,896 --> 00:11:36,146 Fuck am doing in a Soupr'Crackers. 227 00:11:37,309 --> 00:11:38,559 I need a cigar. 228 00:11:38,845 --> 00:11:41,284 I gotta get a cigar. These guys got 229 00:11:41,409 --> 00:11:42,950 Arnold Schwarzenegger 230 00:11:43,075 --> 00:11:46,225 these Don Targas, Cuban cigars. Best in the world... 231 00:11:46,571 --> 00:11:50,201 Wait, we're giving the conservative governor communist cigars? 232 00:11:52,329 --> 00:11:54,764 It's a free market issue! 233 00:11:55,040 --> 00:11:57,233 Why not give him the best cigars? 234 00:11:57,358 --> 00:11:59,497 Because we can't condone communism, Jeffrey. 235 00:11:59,622 --> 00:12:00,855 Communism? Communism. 236 00:12:00,980 --> 00:12:03,336 Obviously, That's not a message we want to send to the governor, 237 00:12:03,461 --> 00:12:05,495 - or to the nation... - You know what we'll voted, 238 00:12:05,620 --> 00:12:09,220 Okay, bottom line. We give a new gift or we'll give him the cigars. 239 00:12:13,306 --> 00:12:15,599 I don't see why you had to open your mouth. 240 00:12:15,724 --> 00:12:17,161 This makes me look bad. 241 00:12:17,286 --> 00:12:18,586 I am so sorry... 242 00:12:21,015 --> 00:12:22,106 Henry! 243 00:12:22,618 --> 00:12:23,898 Smiles, dammit. 244 00:12:27,971 --> 00:12:29,206 Excuse me, 245 00:12:29,952 --> 00:12:31,659 is this yours? You dropped... 246 00:12:32,056 --> 00:12:34,119 - Yes sorry. - You know The Yucks? 247 00:12:34,728 --> 00:12:36,691 - You know The Yucks? - Yes, I know The Yucks, 248 00:12:36,816 --> 00:12:38,874 I'm from St. George, outside Burlington. 249 00:12:39,043 --> 00:12:40,918 - Oh Weird. - I saw them a bunch of times. 250 00:12:41,185 --> 00:12:43,116 - And they're super funny. - Really? 251 00:12:43,241 --> 00:12:45,291 Yeah, are you going to Vermont? 252 00:12:45,742 --> 00:12:48,634 - My husband got a job there. - Oh, so you're moving. 253 00:12:49,367 --> 00:12:50,867 Maybe, I don't know. 254 00:12:52,679 --> 00:12:54,229 What's it like there? 255 00:12:57,450 --> 00:12:59,901 There he is that asshole in the argyle. 256 00:13:00,026 --> 00:13:01,570 He made the gay joke. 257 00:13:01,695 --> 00:13:03,778 All right, now the thing with prejudice? 258 00:13:03,903 --> 00:13:06,425 You just gotta throw it right back in their face. 259 00:13:06,550 --> 00:13:08,135 Watch and learn. 260 00:13:10,709 --> 00:13:13,608 - Hey guys, shrimp puffs? - Thanks. 261 00:13:14,616 --> 00:13:16,516 Hey, you know any gay jokes? 262 00:13:16,798 --> 00:13:17,663 Gay jokes? 263 00:13:17,831 --> 00:13:20,708 I just... heard you knew an awesome good gay joke. 264 00:13:20,974 --> 00:13:23,197 - Yeah, yeah I do. - Cool. 265 00:13:23,892 --> 00:13:26,158 So these two gay guys go the fair, 266 00:13:26,283 --> 00:13:28,766 and one of them says "let's go on the ferris wheel," 267 00:13:28,891 --> 00:13:31,616 and the other says "no, no, you go, I'm afraid if heights" 268 00:13:31,741 --> 00:13:35,620 so the one guy goes, and he's going around and around, but suddenly 269 00:13:35,745 --> 00:13:37,808 the car snaps off and falls to the ground, 270 00:13:38,105 --> 00:13:40,605 The other gay guy runs up, and is like, 271 00:13:40,962 --> 00:13:42,235 are you hurt?" 272 00:13:42,360 --> 00:13:43,844 And the guy says 273 00:13:44,111 --> 00:13:45,333 "of course I'm hurt, 274 00:13:45,458 --> 00:13:47,484 I waved three times and you never waved back." 275 00:13:49,960 --> 00:13:51,310 Well, guess what. 276 00:13:52,311 --> 00:13:53,414 I'm gay. 277 00:13:54,983 --> 00:13:55,983 Really? 278 00:13:56,408 --> 00:13:58,105 So am I. 279 00:14:02,408 --> 00:14:03,858 I'm not really gay. 280 00:14:06,296 --> 00:14:08,226 Everybody listen up, so... 281 00:14:08,351 --> 00:14:10,382 by a one vote margin, the... 282 00:14:10,604 --> 00:14:13,106 Cuban cigars are rejected, unfortunately. 283 00:14:13,231 --> 00:14:15,095 Can you arrange a different gift, please. 284 00:14:15,264 --> 00:14:17,564 - Thank you Jeffery. - Thanks Jeff. 285 00:14:19,020 --> 00:14:21,518 Wait a minute. Look at that? Todd voted? 286 00:14:21,858 --> 00:14:24,018 - What? - But todd can't vote. 287 00:14:24,143 --> 00:14:26,399 Exactly it's a tie. We gotta a tie. 288 00:14:26,524 --> 00:14:29,610 And A tie is broken by the vice president and I am the vice president so... 289 00:14:32,911 --> 00:14:34,292 That didn't work, 290 00:14:34,417 --> 00:14:35,586 he's gay. 291 00:14:36,531 --> 00:14:39,215 What is this jim crow? I can't believe what I'm hearing here 292 00:14:39,340 --> 00:14:42,021 - What? - That black guys vote doesn't count? 293 00:14:42,146 --> 00:14:43,916 And that's okay with all of you? 294 00:14:44,084 --> 00:14:46,467 - Now miss you don't... - what I don't have the right to speak? 295 00:14:46,592 --> 00:14:47,836 Because I'm a woman. 296 00:14:48,129 --> 00:14:50,242 Is that what you're trying to tell me? 297 00:14:50,367 --> 00:14:51,977 Hey todd is from Toronto. 298 00:14:52,102 --> 00:14:54,390 Non-citizens can't vote, It's in the bylaws. 299 00:14:54,515 --> 00:14:56,826 - I'm so sorry. - And since when Is Toronto 300 00:14:56,951 --> 00:15:00,934 is not apart of the United States of America? 301 00:15:01,290 --> 00:15:03,018 Todd why are you even here? 302 00:15:03,366 --> 00:15:05,253 These people hate you! 303 00:15:06,171 --> 00:15:07,952 And you gay guy, 304 00:15:08,920 --> 00:15:11,235 have some self respect. 305 00:15:11,888 --> 00:15:14,041 They wanna silence my voice as a woman. 306 00:15:14,166 --> 00:15:16,115 And if you help them Ron you are as bad as they are. 307 00:15:16,284 --> 00:15:19,201 Constance, I totally understand and I totally 308 00:15:19,625 --> 00:15:21,541 respect your voice as a woman. 309 00:15:21,666 --> 00:15:24,016 - Thank you. - I just think for now, 310 00:15:24,252 --> 00:15:26,102 to help us be professional, 311 00:15:26,309 --> 00:15:29,459 you should just stay back here work with the food... 312 00:15:30,895 --> 00:15:32,633 don't talk okay? 313 00:15:33,779 --> 00:15:34,779 Ron, 314 00:15:35,218 --> 00:15:36,221 now. 315 00:15:39,682 --> 00:15:42,630 I need to just... hey this is a giant step back. 316 00:15:42,755 --> 00:15:44,526 Damit! Gosh darn fuck! 317 00:15:44,651 --> 00:15:46,942 Didn't I say nobody's allowed in here, didn't I say that? 318 00:15:47,067 --> 00:15:48,765 - What are you doing in here? - Nothing. 319 00:15:48,890 --> 00:15:50,958 Roman, this room is off limits! 320 00:15:51,083 --> 00:15:54,286 I told you, I specifically told you that. I told him. 321 00:15:55,110 --> 00:15:56,160 So get out! 322 00:15:56,898 --> 00:15:58,391 Of the room. 323 00:16:00,025 --> 00:16:02,661 And I had no idea Constance was a liberal... 324 00:16:02,830 --> 00:16:04,480 these are excuses, Ron! 325 00:16:04,660 --> 00:16:07,412 I don't want excuses. I want results... 326 00:16:07,925 --> 00:16:09,736 - I'm so, so sorry... - Don't apologize, 327 00:16:09,861 --> 00:16:11,336 don't, don't apologize! 328 00:16:11,504 --> 00:16:14,757 Let me tell you something, You know what my father used to say me? When I was just a kid. 329 00:16:15,395 --> 00:16:19,037 He use to say "Jeffery, there are two kinds of people" in this world 330 00:16:19,162 --> 00:16:21,262 there're achievers and fuck-ups. 331 00:16:22,974 --> 00:16:25,570 - What do you wanna be? - I want to be an achiever. 332 00:16:25,695 --> 00:16:27,686 That's what I thought, then Do what I say no excuses, okay? 333 00:16:27,970 --> 00:16:31,725 I need you to get a case of Daniel Marshall cigars. Made in the USA. 334 00:16:31,850 --> 00:16:34,650 Replace the Don Targas with those. Okay? Go. 335 00:16:34,788 --> 00:16:36,329 If you miss him, we'll mail 'em. 336 00:16:36,454 --> 00:16:38,447 Daniel marshall... what do you mean, miss him? 337 00:16:47,123 --> 00:16:48,123 Roman. 338 00:17:02,496 --> 00:17:04,468 I swear to god if you ask me to go out there 339 00:17:04,593 --> 00:17:06,963 and apologize to those pigs, I will stab you in the face. 340 00:17:07,088 --> 00:17:10,055 Forget about the conservatives. I need you to run out sand I need you to get me 341 00:17:10,180 --> 00:17:13,430 a box of Daniel Marshall cigars as quickly as possible 342 00:17:13,577 --> 00:17:15,692 - There for Arnold. - Do I get to meet him? 343 00:17:17,330 --> 00:17:20,480 I'll introduce you but you cannot speak. Okay Go, go 344 00:17:25,008 --> 00:17:26,787 Not only is this against the rules, 345 00:17:26,955 --> 00:17:28,993 but you got sauce on an american flag. 346 00:17:29,118 --> 00:17:31,668 You know the rules, what'am I gonna say? 347 00:17:32,728 --> 00:17:33,919 Don't eat their food. 348 00:17:34,088 --> 00:17:35,968 Okay that, too. So that's three things. 349 00:17:36,093 --> 00:17:38,343 So that's triple probation for you. 350 00:17:39,266 --> 00:17:40,266 Shit. 351 00:17:56,067 --> 00:17:57,276 Hey love you. 352 00:17:58,490 --> 00:17:59,445 Nice. 353 00:18:03,818 --> 00:18:06,068 So those guys called you a quitter? 354 00:18:07,495 --> 00:18:09,580 These guys are a bunch of losers too. 355 00:18:10,319 --> 00:18:12,916 I don't know, they seem like a pretty together bunch. 356 00:18:13,273 --> 00:18:15,123 They're fooling themselves. 357 00:18:15,248 --> 00:18:17,663 You think all this bullshit about hard work and achieving 358 00:18:17,788 --> 00:18:19,265 means something, but it doesn't. 359 00:18:19,390 --> 00:18:22,962 The universe is completely random. Particles colliding at random. 360 00:18:23,087 --> 00:18:24,219 Blind chance. 361 00:18:25,931 --> 00:18:27,531 So you didn't make it. 362 00:18:27,899 --> 00:18:29,727 No big deal, it's not your fault, 363 00:18:29,852 --> 00:18:30,934 shit's random. 364 00:18:32,899 --> 00:18:34,813 Thanks Roman. I feel a lot better. 365 00:18:35,273 --> 00:18:36,323 You got it. 366 00:18:37,774 --> 00:18:38,974 When I'm huge, 367 00:18:40,461 --> 00:18:43,724 I'm gonna really enjoy fuckin' with these perverts. 368 00:19:01,709 --> 00:19:03,876 Mothafucker! 369 00:19:19,494 --> 00:19:22,944 - Hey Ron, I got the cigars. - Come on get down, get down! 370 00:19:25,881 --> 00:19:28,413 Please, tell me you got the Daniel Marshalls. 371 00:19:28,538 --> 00:19:31,846 Oh yeah, they had Daniel Marshalls. The store manager, 372 00:19:31,971 --> 00:19:33,993 told me to get you these. 373 00:19:34,118 --> 00:19:36,833 Don Targas from Cuba. These are the best in the world! 374 00:19:43,347 --> 00:19:44,847 Take off the labels, 375 00:19:45,385 --> 00:19:47,485 pour the box into the briefcase. 376 00:19:55,019 --> 00:19:57,200 Two freedom-tinis. 377 00:19:57,325 --> 00:19:59,391 I need a bottle of grain alcohol and a lighter. 378 00:19:59,516 --> 00:20:00,516 What? 379 00:20:00,641 --> 00:20:02,541 Just do it and come with me. 380 00:20:02,809 --> 00:20:03,809 Please. 381 00:20:07,080 --> 00:20:10,120 Okay, look for dirt. Rocks. Anything grimy. Ashes. 382 00:20:10,245 --> 00:20:14,249 Ashes would be good. Or like cinders or like just dark dust. 383 00:20:14,695 --> 00:20:17,495 Dark dust would be good. Ashes would be nice. 384 00:20:19,151 --> 00:20:22,170 Cinders. Cinders would be... cinders would be good. 385 00:20:27,867 --> 00:20:29,317 What are you doing? 386 00:20:30,677 --> 00:20:32,541 They had this flag, special flag 387 00:20:32,666 --> 00:20:35,083 from a battle in Iraq. They wanted to give it to the governor, 388 00:20:35,208 --> 00:20:37,170 - and something happened to it. - So what... 389 00:20:38,121 --> 00:20:40,314 We're gonna get drunk and desecrate this one? 390 00:20:40,482 --> 00:20:43,089 What am I speaking another goddam language? 391 00:20:43,214 --> 00:20:45,342 The governor's gonna be here any minute, okay, 392 00:20:45,467 --> 00:20:48,059 we need to make it look like this flag has been under fire. 393 00:20:48,184 --> 00:20:50,449 Tear it up, dirty it up, bullet holes, burns. 394 00:20:53,896 --> 00:20:56,596 Give me the booze and give me your lighter. 395 00:20:58,708 --> 00:21:01,126 That's when we'd go to these orchards and pick apples. 396 00:21:01,586 --> 00:21:04,149 I know it's corny, but it's just so pretty. 397 00:21:04,274 --> 00:21:05,797 And the air is all crisp. 398 00:21:05,966 --> 00:21:08,704 And you get seasons, you know, 399 00:21:08,829 --> 00:21:10,079 I miss seasons. 400 00:21:10,567 --> 00:21:12,399 I miss seasons, too. 401 00:21:12,524 --> 00:21:14,224 And it is really pretty. 402 00:21:14,349 --> 00:21:17,322 But it's boring right, come on? It's so boring, it's small. 403 00:21:17,447 --> 00:21:20,228 I've lived there for 18 years. I wasn't bore a single day. 404 00:21:21,358 --> 00:21:22,558 There you are. 405 00:21:23,864 --> 00:21:25,194 This is Casey. 406 00:21:25,961 --> 00:21:28,399 I was just telling her how great Vermont is. 407 00:21:28,524 --> 00:21:30,375 She's gonna move to Burlington. 408 00:21:30,500 --> 00:21:33,214 - So, you are gonna quit. - Her husband got a job there. 409 00:21:33,339 --> 00:21:35,965 I was just saying how good a place it is to raise a family and stuff. 410 00:21:36,090 --> 00:21:37,240 Right, great. 411 00:21:37,705 --> 00:21:40,210 - We're moving back after graduation. - No way. 412 00:21:40,335 --> 00:21:43,251 Actually, we're gonna go to D.C. I got that internship. 413 00:21:45,375 --> 00:21:47,177 - What? - I thought you'd be excited. 414 00:21:47,302 --> 00:21:49,251 So, when I my internship, 415 00:21:49,376 --> 00:21:51,570 you were all for family values and Vermont. 416 00:21:51,695 --> 00:21:53,804 But now that you have your internship, it's OK. 417 00:21:53,972 --> 00:21:55,838 - Seriously. - We're moving to Vermont, Greg. 418 00:21:55,963 --> 00:21:58,235 That was the plan, screw D.C. 419 00:21:59,294 --> 00:22:02,241 - How could you be so selfish. - It's selfish to work hard and succeed? 420 00:22:02,366 --> 00:22:04,084 What does your career have to do with us? 421 00:22:04,209 --> 00:22:06,733 Family values Greg, that's what made this country great. 422 00:22:06,902 --> 00:22:08,102 What the fuck? 423 00:22:09,256 --> 00:22:12,281 You don't have to run around man. Don't just stand there. 424 00:22:12,406 --> 00:22:14,369 Come on Henry, you could be two things in life... 425 00:22:14,494 --> 00:22:17,394 You can be an achiever or you can be a fuck-up. 426 00:22:18,496 --> 00:22:20,949 - Which one are you being now? - I'm an achiever! 427 00:22:21,074 --> 00:22:23,824 Okay, then I am definitely a fuck-up, and... 428 00:22:24,188 --> 00:22:28,171 standing here watching you light a flag on fire in a parking lot, 429 00:22:28,339 --> 00:22:30,173 I feel kind of okay about it. 430 00:22:30,342 --> 00:22:33,025 Henry don't be a quitter, don't be a quitter, do something. 431 00:22:33,150 --> 00:22:34,300 Do something. 432 00:22:39,145 --> 00:22:42,595 You can put that one next to you and Arnold shaking hands. 433 00:22:57,795 --> 00:23:00,841 - I am so, so sorry. - You're sorry? 434 00:23:01,191 --> 00:23:05,140 - You were burning an American flag. - For Arnold Schwarzenegger. 435 00:23:06,334 --> 00:23:08,520 And this lighter it's even mine, it's Henry's. 436 00:23:08,645 --> 00:23:10,464 - No it's not. - Liar. 437 00:23:11,031 --> 00:23:14,384 - What did I say about excuses, huh? - You're against them... 438 00:23:14,552 --> 00:23:16,136 - I'm against tham. - Hate them. 439 00:23:16,341 --> 00:23:18,524 Excuse me gentlemen, is one of you Jeffrey Elles? 440 00:23:18,649 --> 00:23:19,649 That's me. 441 00:23:20,109 --> 00:23:22,934 Hi, Dan Wisner, with the governor's office. 442 00:23:23,527 --> 00:23:25,714 The governor's been held up on a legislative emergency. 443 00:23:25,839 --> 00:23:28,690 And won't be able to come, but I wanted to thank you for... 444 00:23:33,277 --> 00:23:34,927 Part of our gift for... 445 00:23:35,052 --> 00:23:36,702 Governor Schwarzenegger 446 00:23:39,328 --> 00:23:41,278 Anyone know how to fold this? 447 00:23:45,545 --> 00:23:47,095 So, no Arnold, right? 448 00:24:03,994 --> 00:24:07,434 You know being in there, it was like 1776, 449 00:24:07,559 --> 00:24:10,482 and I was the janitor in constitution hall. 450 00:24:11,314 --> 00:24:12,317 It was... 451 00:24:13,122 --> 00:24:15,872 - Tt was amazing. - Well, it sounds amazing. 452 00:24:17,718 --> 00:24:20,367 So Vermont seemed okay. 453 00:24:20,535 --> 00:24:23,185 Vermont sounded very okay. It's very nice. 454 00:24:23,443 --> 00:24:26,202 I liked it, in you know what, a family values kind of way. 455 00:24:26,327 --> 00:24:28,375 It's not really Vermont, that's the problem. 456 00:24:29,221 --> 00:24:31,023 - What's the problem? - My whole thing. 457 00:24:31,148 --> 00:24:33,812 Like the whole, "Don't tell me what to do." 458 00:24:33,937 --> 00:24:37,175 You know which makes me automatically very anti-family values. 459 00:24:37,343 --> 00:24:40,291 You know and then there's the "If I give up my career 460 00:24:40,416 --> 00:24:42,722 "I'd become a weak-willed quitter." 461 00:24:42,903 --> 00:24:45,278 Well you see, that is why I was never a conservative. 462 00:24:45,403 --> 00:24:47,018 Because you can win with these guys. 463 00:24:47,186 --> 00:24:49,253 - You can't win with them. - It's impossible. 464 00:24:49,378 --> 00:24:50,778 Nearly impossible. 465 00:24:53,193 --> 00:24:55,117 Do you want my advice cause you kind of... 466 00:24:55,242 --> 00:24:57,583 - It seems like you do now. - I don't want your advice. 467 00:24:57,708 --> 00:25:00,152 You're a quitter, why would I take the advice of a quitter? 468 00:25:00,277 --> 00:25:02,435 - I prefer fuck up. - A fuck up. Well, fuck up, 469 00:25:02,560 --> 00:25:06,246 - I already know what you're gonna say. - Or really? What am I gonna say? 470 00:25:06,414 --> 00:25:09,504 You're gonna say, go do the family values thing. 471 00:25:10,091 --> 00:25:11,947 Go do that, don't become me, 472 00:25:12,072 --> 00:25:13,336 don't follow this path. 473 00:25:13,528 --> 00:25:15,378 No, no, no, no, actually... 474 00:25:17,299 --> 00:25:18,999 I think you should stay. 475 00:25:22,655 --> 00:25:23,655 Really? 476 00:25:25,092 --> 00:25:26,492 Naw, just kidding. 477 00:25:49,191 --> 00:25:50,391 "Terror bird." 478 00:25:50,441 --> 00:25:54,991 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 37707

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