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Okay, everyone,
be sure to push these t-shirts.
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They're great impulse buys.
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Todd.
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This shirt is for me
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because I care about
the environment.
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[Laughing]
Nice.
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"Spooning may
lead to forking."
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Ha ha.
That's kind of a pun.
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I understand,
I just can't believe
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a man would wear
a shirt like this in public.
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That's actually
a women's shirt.
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Really?
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All right, look.
These, they're jokes.
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They're kind of
like icebreakers,
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a way to
start a conversation.
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You don't have to me
a woman's family
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or have a good job...
You can meet her
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just by what it says
on her t-shirt?
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Yeah, it's possible.
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Wow.
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What is a mustache ride?
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That's a little
too advanced for today.
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Maybe next week.
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[Quietly]
Oh.
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If I give you ten cents,
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may I have a ride
to work tomorrow?
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[Telephone voice] Okay, thank
you very much, please, good bye.
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Oh, man,
have you seen Tonya today?
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She is ten pounds of pretty
in a five-pound sack.
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- She's extra pretty.
- Yeah, got it.
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You have
a special lady back home?
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Uh, nothing serious,
you know, just dating.
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Although, I did meet a girl
right before I got here.
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I told her
I was leaving the country
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and that kind of
made things intense.
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We had
an amazing weekend.
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You should keep in touch
with her, man.
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You don't want
to lose someone like that.
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Well, it's a little tough.
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She thinks I'm in Iraq.
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Yeah, not proud.
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Here she comes.
Gotta get this right.
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I'm gonna
ask her out today.
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How's my breath?
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I see you haven't
run out of Slim Jims yet.
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Uh, okay,
I'll leave you to it.
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No, no, no.
You're my wingman.
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Help me out here.
I need a pickup line.
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You don't need a pickup line.
Just be yourself.
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"Uh, hey, Tonya,
if you were a deer,
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I'd shoot you
and mount you."
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- Be someone else.
- Right.
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G'day, fellas.
How's the arvo going?
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Oh.
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Come on, arvo.
Aussie for afternoon.
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Oh, okay.
That's good to know.
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I once shot a kangaroo.
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So there you go.
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So Charlie
was telling me about
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this Indian restaurant
he really likes.
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It's supposed
to be amazing, right?
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Yeah, it's amazing.
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You might like it.
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What's it called?
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Ting Tang
Wallah Walla Bing Bang.
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It's a chain.
[Clears throat]
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Maybe Friday,
if you're free for dinner.
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Um, yeah, absolutely.
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Yeah, we should
all go out.
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Oh. Well, I...
[Cell phone rings]
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Oh, sorry, that's me.
So tomorrow night, right?
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Cool, bye.
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Hey.
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- I'm sorry...
- No.
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You put her in the crosshairs,
and I pulled the trigger.
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Looks like I'm about
to bag my second roo.
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Only thing is,
now you need a date.
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- Okay.
- Oh, man.
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How do you drink
hot tea in this weather?
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- It's not that hot.
- Not that hot?
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I can't stop sweating.
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The guidebook
told me to use baby powder.
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Now I've got a paste factory
in my pants.
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So our friendship
is to the place
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where we say
anything we think?
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I'm sorry.
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Hey, uh, Manmeet,
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I did want to ask you
something, though.
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Huh?
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So how does the whole dating
thing work here in India?
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- Oh, it's a nightmare, man.
- Yeah?
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You have to be
from the right family,
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have the right education...
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It's not like in America.
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I heard women
ask the men out.
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You can just be
driving down the street,
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and a woman will
come up to your car
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and ask if you want a date.
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I think those women
charge for their dates,
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but, yeah,
this is pretty different.
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Why do you ask?
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Well, I got
roped into having dinner
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with Charlie and Tonya
tomorrow night.
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I don't
have a date, and...
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And you're wondering
how you can ask Asha.
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- What?
- Mm-hmm.
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No, no.
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[Laughing]
I know you like her, man.
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No, I don't.
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Todd, I've seen
the way you look at her.
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I look at her the way I look
at any other employee.
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I've seen it, okay?
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This is how you look
at the rest of the employees.
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This is how you look at Asha.
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[Laughs]
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You notice the difference?
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Rest of the employees...
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Asha.
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Employees.
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Asha.
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Employees...
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Okay!
Look, I don't do that.
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But even if I was
interested in her, you know,
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this whole work thing.
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I'm her boss,
and she works for me.
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I've only ever
role-played this,
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and even then
I'm never the boss.
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What would you do
in America?
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Uh, probably do
the group thing.
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You know, tell her a bunch of
people are going out for dinner,
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and then at the restaurant,
sit next to her,
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pull out the charm,
maybe even
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break out
my baby chick story.
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Your what?
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My uncle had a farm.
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And one summer,
a hen died
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and I ended up hand-raising
these baby chicks.
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Is there a picture,
you ask?
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Why, yes.
Yes, there is.
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Oh, my...
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You're feeding a baby chick
with an eyedropper.
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And if we were on a date
right now, you would be mine.
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So do you think
you can charm Asha
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into going out with you?
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Watch and learn.
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What a hot day today.
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Why, madhuri,
I didn't realize
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what a sparkling
conversationalist you were.
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Tell me more about
this heat you speak of?
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Well,
I was just saying...
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Sarcasm!
Leave me.
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I just came
to say that Gurpreet
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is making
a personal call.
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Hey, Asha.
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Hey, so, uh,
a couple of people from work
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are going out
to dinner tomorrow night.
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Do you want to join us?
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Where are you going?
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I don't know,
is there
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someplace you've always
wanted to try?
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Well, Lal Mirch
is supposed to be amazing.
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I'll get a reservation.
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I'll be there.
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Bye.
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Step one,
get her to dinner.
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Check.
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Man,
that was so smooth.
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I'm like someone
who wants to paint
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watching someone who knows
how to paint... paint.
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What can I say?
I'm the man with the plan.
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[Laughing]
Asha just told me.
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I'm so excited we're all
going out tomorrow night.
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Oh, I can't believe we're
socializing outside of work.
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Don't tell Madhuri.
Let's keep it A-list.
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Sometimes plans backfire.
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What do you think?
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Great place.
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So is this a gay club?
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No! In India, men often dance
with each other.
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It doesn't mean
that they're gay.
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As you say,
it's no big deal.
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Todd, do you
want to dance?
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Uh, no, thanks.
I'm just going to stay here
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and make sure
we get a table.
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- Do you want to...
- Nope.
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- Are you sure?
- No.
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- But it's a lot of fun.
- No.
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[Laughter]
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I got it.
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Yesterday's history,
tomorrow's a mystery.
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But today is a gift,
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and that is why
we call it the present.
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[Laughter]
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Cheers, cheers.
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That's really beautiful.
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Thank you.
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It's the turtle from
Kung Fu Panda.
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You should rent it.
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As my dad always said,
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"If you can't feel your hands
and you can't feel your feet,
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put down your glass,
it's time to eat."
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- Yes!
- I'll drink to that.
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[Laughter]
All right! Okay.
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Mm.
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As my father used to say,
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"Shut your mouth!
Shut your mouth!
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I can't hear the radio!"
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[Laughs]
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Okay.
[Others softly chuckle]
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All righty, then.
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As we say in Australia,
"Up your bum!"
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[Laughing]
Yes.
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Up all our bums.
Ha ha!
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[Both scream]
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What are you doing here?
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My aunt's family is visiting,
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so there's not enough room
for me in the bedroom.
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I would have
to sleep on the roof.
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So?
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So I thought...
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My key?
You took my key?
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It was only for two nights.
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You are trespassing
on company property.
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Todd will hear about this.
Now go!
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But what are you doing here?
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Excuse me?
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What are you doing here?
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Did you just question me?
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No, sir,
I would never question you,
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but what are you doing here?
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I am here doing work.
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The assistant manager
has responsibilities
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your pea brain
could never even imagine.
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Sir?
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I found your nest.
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My father's air-conditioning
is broken, until I can arrange...
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Well, what am I doing?
I don't owe you an explanation! Out!
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I'm sorry, sir.
I was wrong to come.
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Tomorrow
I will confess to Todd
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everything
that happened here.
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W... Wait!
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I never measured any part
of my body with a ruler.
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[Laughter]
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All right, all right,
my turn.
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I never have been attracted
to anyone I work with.
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Okay, I'll go.
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I never shaved my legs.
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I wanted to see
what it felt like.
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Here's one, I never slept with
anyone on the first date.
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Oh, boy.
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Wah, wah.
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Oh, come on.
What?
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You never got carried away
on a date before?
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- I don't really date.
- No way.
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What, the guys are
intimidated by your looks?
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Your looks scare me.
258
00:10:46,895 --> 00:10:48,269
That came out wrong.
259
00:10:48,292 --> 00:10:50,851
- It's complicated.
- No, it's not.
260
00:10:50,874 --> 00:10:52,922
Her parents are
arranging her marriage.
261
00:10:52,990 --> 00:10:54,123
See? Done.
262
00:10:54,191 --> 00:10:57,378
Oh, you're doing
an arranged marriage.
263
00:10:57,402 --> 00:10:58,839
- Really?
- Yeah.
264
00:10:58,853 --> 00:11:00,670
How does that work?
265
00:11:00,694 --> 00:11:03,653
Well, my parents meet
prospective grooms,
266
00:11:03,676 --> 00:11:05,565
then, of the guys
that they approve,
267
00:11:05,633 --> 00:11:06,733
I'll choose one.
268
00:11:06,801 --> 00:11:08,977
Ah, and then you
start dating the guy?
269
00:11:09,001 --> 00:11:11,459
No, no, no. You date after
you agree to the marriage.
270
00:11:11,482 --> 00:11:15,252
That's ass-backwards.
Sorry, but it is.
271
00:11:15,276 --> 00:11:17,373
All right,
with this arranged thing,
272
00:11:17,385 --> 00:11:19,679
on your wedding night,
you'll finally be
273
00:11:19,747 --> 00:11:21,966
sleeping with someone
on the first date. Ha!
274
00:11:21,978 --> 00:11:25,584
[Laughing]
Up your bum!
275
00:11:26,001 --> 00:11:28,044
- We're done with that.
- I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
276
00:11:28,067 --> 00:11:30,085
I'm still not getting this.
277
00:11:30,109 --> 00:11:33,136
Shouldn't you be marrying
someone that you love?
278
00:11:33,148 --> 00:11:35,966
No, no, no, no, no.
You can learn to love someone.
279
00:11:35,990 --> 00:11:37,461
My parents' marriage
was arranged,
280
00:11:37,529 --> 00:11:39,563
and they've been
together for fourty years.
281
00:11:39,631 --> 00:11:41,231
They sleep
in separate bedrooms
282
00:11:41,299 --> 00:11:42,965
because my mother
doesn't like the sound
283
00:11:43,033 --> 00:11:44,564
my father makes
when he sleeps.
284
00:11:44,576 --> 00:11:48,223
[Snores]
285
00:11:48,246 --> 00:11:50,772
It's like a train.
286
00:11:51,498 --> 00:11:54,110
Okay,
think about it like this.
287
00:11:54,133 --> 00:11:58,513
A love marriage is like hot soup
that grows cold over time.
288
00:11:58,536 --> 00:12:01,736
An arranged marriage is like
cold soup that you heat over time.
289
00:12:01,748 --> 00:12:04,068
[inhales]
Not for me.
290
00:12:04,091 --> 00:12:07,453
I like my soup piping hot.
291
00:12:07,521 --> 00:12:09,955
I like to slurp my soup.
292
00:12:10,023 --> 00:12:11,781
- Over the line.
- Sorry.
293
00:12:11,804 --> 00:12:14,124
Don't look at me like that.
294
00:12:14,192 --> 00:12:17,541
You don't have to be so sad.
This is something that I want to do.
295
00:12:17,564 --> 00:12:21,130
And, at the end of the day,
I still get to choose who I want.
296
00:12:26,415 --> 00:12:27,970
Really?
297
00:12:28,037 --> 00:12:29,404
Really.
298
00:12:30,877 --> 00:12:33,249
Well, I am very glad
that you told me that.
299
00:12:35,351 --> 00:12:36,939
- What are you doing?
- What are you doing?
300
00:12:36,962 --> 00:12:38,501
What am I doing?
301
00:12:42,341 --> 00:12:44,951
Wait, wait, I haven't
shown you my baby chicken.
302
00:12:46,858 --> 00:12:48,936
- In case they don't come back.
- Sure.
303
00:12:57,613 --> 00:12:59,503
Good night, sir.
304
00:13:00,665 --> 00:13:03,166
Thank you
for the pillow.
305
00:13:04,244 --> 00:13:06,475
Are you asleep?
306
00:13:13,349 --> 00:13:15,486
I never told you,
but I just
307
00:13:15,509 --> 00:13:19,008
wanted to say
thank you for hiring me.
308
00:13:19,032 --> 00:13:22,664
This job means everything
to my family.
309
00:13:25,728 --> 00:13:27,418
[Flatulence]
310
00:13:31,020 --> 00:13:34,988
Oh, now I understand
this product.
311
00:13:41,490 --> 00:13:44,700
To the worst
double date in history.
312
00:13:44,768 --> 00:13:47,603
I'd say "Up your bum," but it's
not as much fun since our dates left.
313
00:13:47,671 --> 00:13:48,704
Cheers.
314
00:13:54,944 --> 00:13:56,544
You believe this sausage fest?
315
00:13:56,611 --> 00:13:58,445
Yeah, it's crazy.
316
00:13:58,513 --> 00:13:59,680
Music's not bad, though.
317
00:13:59,747 --> 00:14:02,516
No, it's got a good beat.
318
00:14:04,118 --> 00:14:05,285
What if we went out there?
319
00:14:05,352 --> 00:14:06,953
- As a joke.
- Yeah, as a joke.
320
00:14:07,020 --> 00:14:09,555
- I'm in. All right.
- I'm in.
321
00:14:09,623 --> 00:14:14,026
Ah!
[Shouts indistinctly]
322
00:14:14,094 --> 00:14:16,662
Okay!
[Laughs]
323
00:14:16,730 --> 00:14:18,664
Come on, come on,
get into it.
324
00:14:18,732 --> 00:14:19,965
Hey!
325
00:14:31,206 --> 00:14:35,117
Madhuri, what did
you do last night?
326
00:14:35,128 --> 00:14:37,596
That's great.
I went on a double date.
327
00:14:37,663 --> 00:14:39,063
It's what Americans do.
328
00:14:39,131 --> 00:14:41,799
We went to Lal Mirch,
I had plenty of pakoras,
329
00:14:41,867 --> 00:14:43,934
it was fantastic,
we had a good...
330
00:14:44,001 --> 00:14:47,369
[Mutters]
331
00:14:47,437 --> 00:14:48,770
Todd.
You okay, man?
332
00:14:48,838 --> 00:14:49,871
Oh, man.
333
00:14:49,939 --> 00:14:54,544
India is the worst place
for a hangover.
334
00:14:54,611 --> 00:14:58,281
The heat, the smell,
the crowds.
335
00:14:58,349 --> 00:15:00,616
Hey, how offensive
do you think it would be
336
00:15:00,684 --> 00:15:03,619
if I bought a turban
and filled it with ice?
337
00:15:03,687 --> 00:15:05,921
Man, I'm sorry
about your date disaster.
338
00:15:05,989 --> 00:15:07,056
Mm...
You know about that?
339
00:15:07,124 --> 00:15:08,891
Everyone does.
340
00:15:08,959 --> 00:15:09,892
We don't have
an inter-office newsletter,
341
00:15:09,960 --> 00:15:10,893
but we do have Gupta.
342
00:15:10,961 --> 00:15:12,061
Oh!
343
00:15:12,129 --> 00:15:15,064
And Todd,
there's no unsubscribing.
344
00:15:22,112 --> 00:15:24,047
Oh, man.
345
00:15:29,853 --> 00:15:31,152
Hey.
346
00:15:31,220 --> 00:15:32,387
Oh, sir?
347
00:15:32,455 --> 00:15:33,388
May I have your signature
right here, please?
348
00:15:33,456 --> 00:15:34,389
Yeah, yeah, sure.
349
00:15:34,457 --> 00:15:35,390
Thank you.
350
00:15:35,457 --> 00:15:38,092
Uh-huh.
351
00:15:39,695 --> 00:15:40,928
You know, sir.
352
00:15:40,996 --> 00:15:43,063
Many of our customers who
bought their girlfriends
353
00:15:43,131 --> 00:15:44,831
the anti-bitch pills
354
00:15:44,899 --> 00:15:48,163
later ended up buying
the "I'm so sorry" teddy bear.
355
00:15:48,231 --> 00:15:51,631
Why not save on shipping
and buy them both today, eh?
356
00:15:51,699 --> 00:15:52,819
I'm sorry, ma'am,
357
00:15:52,887 --> 00:15:55,138
but the "World's Best Mom" t-shirts
are actually on backorder.
358
00:15:55,162 --> 00:15:56,699
[Woman on telephone]
Aw, crap!
359
00:15:56,724 --> 00:15:59,271
I was gonna wear that
to my parole hearing.
360
00:15:59,294 --> 00:16:01,276
Hey, Asha, um...
361
00:16:01,344 --> 00:16:04,596
I wanted to apologize
for last night
362
00:16:04,658 --> 00:16:08,111
and the whole feet thing.
363
00:16:08,179 --> 00:16:09,736
Yes,
that was surprising.
364
00:16:09,804 --> 00:16:10,765
I imagine you're
more accustomed
365
00:16:10,833 --> 00:16:11,761
to putting your foot
in your mouth.
366
00:16:11,829 --> 00:16:12,756
Ha!
367
00:16:12,824 --> 00:16:16,704
Yeah, I actually thought you
started touching me with your foot.
368
00:16:16,772 --> 00:16:19,430
You know, I hate to
leave a lady hanging.
369
00:16:19,498 --> 00:16:22,913
Ah, so chivalry isn't dead.
370
00:16:22,980 --> 00:16:27,924
So, uh, so what's next
on the marriage agenda?
371
00:16:27,992 --> 00:16:30,350
Your parents are gonna meet
some new guys,
372
00:16:30,418 --> 00:16:32,274
and then there's
the talent portion,
373
00:16:32,342 --> 00:16:35,990
maybe the
swimsuit competition.
374
00:16:36,058 --> 00:16:39,212
Actually,
I go over their bio-data.
375
00:16:39,279 --> 00:16:41,203
Bio-data?
376
00:16:41,271 --> 00:16:44,257
Yes, it's a resume
for an arranged marriage.
377
00:16:44,325 --> 00:16:46,577
List a man's education,
his job,
378
00:16:46,645 --> 00:16:48,868
his religion,
things like that.
379
00:16:48,936 --> 00:16:50,492
Interesting.
380
00:16:50,560 --> 00:16:52,617
I wonder if I threw
my bio-data in the mix,
381
00:16:52,685 --> 00:16:54,409
how I would stack up?
382
00:16:54,477 --> 00:16:57,035
I think you'd make it
through the first round.
383
00:16:57,103 --> 00:16:58,727
Really?
384
00:16:58,794 --> 00:17:01,981
Yes.
385
00:17:02,049 --> 00:17:03,341
In fact,
I know a woman
386
00:17:03,409 --> 00:17:04,905
who is considering you
right now.
387
00:17:09,885 --> 00:17:12,971
Todd, someone wants to speak
to the manager urgently.
388
00:17:13,039 --> 00:17:14,460
Go ahead,
put him through.
389
00:17:14,528 --> 00:17:15,456
Sorry, Asha.
390
00:17:15,524 --> 00:17:17,448
Mid America Novelties.
391
00:17:17,515 --> 00:17:18,644
This is Todd,
how can I help you?
392
00:17:18,711 --> 00:17:20,435
[Tonya on phone]
I'd like to lodge a complaint.
393
00:17:20,503 --> 00:17:21,998
There's an evening
I'd like to return.
394
00:17:22,066 --> 00:17:24,090
Well, I'm sorry,
we don't do refunds.
395
00:17:24,157 --> 00:17:27,806
Well, in that case,
I would like an exchange.
396
00:17:27,874 --> 00:17:30,132
Let me describe to you
the product that I'm interested in.
397
00:17:30,194 --> 00:17:34,543
Great smile, hazel eyes,
and bloody adorable.
398
00:17:34,611 --> 00:17:37,532
Well, that item isn't feeling
so adorable right now.
399
00:17:37,599 --> 00:17:38,829
Last night
it got hammered
400
00:17:38,896 --> 00:17:41,121
and danced
with a bunch of dudes.
401
00:17:41,183 --> 00:17:42,178
Well, lucky for you,
402
00:17:42,245 --> 00:17:45,004
I've got just
the hangover cure.
403
00:17:48,354 --> 00:17:50,112
So last night
was kind of weird
404
00:17:50,180 --> 00:17:51,442
with all
the misunderstandings.
405
00:17:51,509 --> 00:17:55,392
Yeah, your foot went
on a walkabout in my crotch.
406
00:17:55,459 --> 00:17:57,151
Well, now you know
I'm very direct.
407
00:17:57,218 --> 00:18:00,188
No matter what the obstacle,
I go after what I want.
408
00:18:00,211 --> 00:18:01,969
Yeah, yeah.
Me too.
409
00:18:04,684 --> 00:18:06,013
You know,
if you ever get tired
410
00:18:06,081 --> 00:18:07,309
of banging your head
against the wall with Asha,
411
00:18:07,371 --> 00:18:09,372
You could always
try banging...
412
00:18:09,396 --> 00:18:11,887
You know what? I think
I've made my position pretty clear.
413
00:18:11,955 --> 00:18:13,445
Cheers.
414
00:18:17,668 --> 00:18:20,395
Aah, Mumbai!
415
00:18:20,419 --> 00:18:22,965
- Yaaah.
- Charlie?
416
00:18:22,988 --> 00:18:23,763
Hey.
417
00:18:23,775 --> 00:18:25,278
What are you doing
in a hotel?
418
00:18:25,302 --> 00:18:26,734
I have no idea.
419
00:18:26,758 --> 00:18:28,506
I drank so much,
I must have blacked out.
420
00:18:28,525 --> 00:18:31,847
Last thing I remember,
I was on the dance floor with Tonya.
421
00:18:31,871 --> 00:18:34,564
That great smile, hazel eyes,
cute little button nose.
422
00:18:34,587 --> 00:18:36,924
Uh, Charlie,
that was me.
423
00:18:36,947 --> 00:18:38,326
You're strong enough
to dip me?
424
00:18:38,337 --> 00:18:40,766
Yeah,
you grabbed my boob.
425
00:18:40,789 --> 00:18:43,678
I think it's best we just forget
the whole night ever happened.
426
00:18:43,690 --> 00:18:47,110
Done. Hey, get me one of
those coconuts, will ya?
427
00:18:49,434 --> 00:18:51,094
I hate blacking out.
428
00:18:51,162 --> 00:18:53,086
I hope I didn't
embarrass myself last night.
429
00:18:53,153 --> 00:18:55,539
You know, we're passing lots
of stores that sell clothes.
430
00:18:55,607 --> 00:18:56,802
I could loan you
a couple of bucks.
431
00:18:56,869 --> 00:18:59,989
I don't borrow money.
I've got my dignity.
432
00:19:00,485 --> 00:19:01,932
Nice breeze.
433
00:19:06,168 --> 00:19:08,803
I'm not looking forward to
the bus ride home in this heat.
434
00:19:08,871 --> 00:19:10,772
All those people
who had lentils for lunch.
435
00:19:10,840 --> 00:19:12,474
Gupta, what did
you have for lunch?
436
00:19:12,542 --> 00:19:13,708
Lentils.
437
00:19:13,776 --> 00:19:14,776
I'm not saying
it's going to be
438
00:19:14,843 --> 00:19:16,077
a pleasure cruise
for them, either.
439
00:19:16,144 --> 00:19:17,444
Well, I'm going to sleep
like a baby tonight.
440
00:19:17,512 --> 00:19:19,547
My father got his
air-conditioning fixed.
441
00:19:19,614 --> 00:19:22,782
I'd invite you guys all over,
but you are not my equals.
442
00:19:22,850 --> 00:19:25,150
That may offend you,
but it doesn't matter
443
00:19:25,218 --> 00:19:28,186
because, once again,
you are not my equals.
444
00:19:33,056 --> 00:19:34,023
What do you
think you're doing?
445
00:19:34,090 --> 00:19:35,357
Going home.
446
00:19:35,425 --> 00:19:36,425
Did you sign your call logs?
447
00:19:36,492 --> 00:19:37,491
- Yes.
- No?
448
00:19:37,559 --> 00:19:38,525
How many times
do I have to tell you?
449
00:19:38,593 --> 00:19:39,559
You are incompetent.
450
00:19:39,627 --> 00:19:41,194
Page 45 of the employee manual
451
00:19:41,261 --> 00:19:42,528
clearly states that you must
sign your call log
452
00:19:42,595 --> 00:19:43,629
at the end of every day.
453
00:19:43,696 --> 00:19:45,097
Read it before
you go home tonight.
454
00:19:45,164 --> 00:19:46,464
If you can read.
455
00:19:48,835 --> 00:19:51,870
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