All language subtitles for October Road s02e02 How to kiss hello.eng

But It Certainly
Made Me Uncomfortable.

Heard It Went Well
In The Big Apple. Yeah, It Was, Uh...

It Wasn't Easy Prying Owen
Out Of Big Boy Brett's Clutches.

I Can Imagine.

So What'll It Be To Celebrate?
A Cup Of Sully's Finest Sludge?

With Some Milk And Sugar
To Wash It Down.

Make It For The Road?

Sure.

How's He Doing--Owen?

Well, He's Back In The House,
But It's Gotta Be Rough.

I Can Imagine.

Still, It's Gotta Be
Some Comfort

Knowing He's Got
A Friend Like You.

♪ Untold ♪

It Good To Be Back.

It's Good
Having You Back.

So... Ready To Start Reliving
The Famed "Hail Eddie"?

Don't You Think People
Are Sick Of That By Now?

I Mean,
It's Been Ten Years. Are You Kidding?

They're Still Talking About
The Time Larry Bird Stopped

At The Cumberland Farms
To Ask For Directions.

1989. Bird Was Trying To Get
To The U2 Concert In Worcester.

He Made A Wrong Turn Off 128,
Stopped In For A Map,

A Large Ginger Ale
And Two Sticks Of Beef Jerky.

By The Way, Uh,
"Onside Kick-Ass Fries"

Is Not Gonna Fit
On That Board.

We Gotta Come Up
With A New Name.

Yeah, What About, Uh...
"Leave Us Alone Burgers"? Ha. I Get It.

Rooster.

Sorry.

On The House.

Keep The Change. (Chuckles)

I'll See Ya Later,
Eddie.

Fine.

Nick! Nick!

Hey.

Hey.
Aubrey.

I-I Didn't Mean
To Rattle You.

I'm Not Rattled. Uh...
A Little Rattled.

I Know. I Should Be In Berkeley
Getting Clear Of You, And Yet--

Here You Are.
Here I Am.

So A Funny Thing Happened
On The Way To The Airport. Huh.

I Closed My Eyes
For A Minute,

And I Saw It--
The End Of My Novel.

You Wrote A Novel?

An Unfinished One--

Unfinished For Years--
All Journey And No Destination.

You Wrote A Novel.

(Chuckles)Nd Thanks To You,
I Finished It.

Because Once I Saw
That Elusive Final Moment,

I Remembered
What You Said In Class.

Hmm?

"The Muse Is Like A Tornado--
When It Hits, Hole Up

"And Don't Come Out
Till It's Leveled

The Last Trailer Park
Of Self-Doubt."

I Said That?
(Laughs)

That's Goofy.
So I Had The Cab Take Me To The Closest Airport Hotel,

And I've Been Writing
For 48 Hours Straight.

Well, I Can't Wait
To Read It.

It's Not Being Published
Anytime Soon.

No, I Mean I'd Love
To Read It Now.

I Could Even Share
A Few Of My Thoughts

If You're Interested.

I Don't Think
That's Such A Good Idea. Why Not?

(Bell Tolling)
We're Gonna Be Late For Class. Come On.

(Man) Well,
It's The Term "Run-On"

That Gives These Sentences
A Bad Name, Right?

I Mean, They're Just Sentences
Trying To Contain Themselves,

Bursting With Emotion.

Ms. Diaz,
How Nice Of You To Join Us.

Well, Hello, Professor Bow.

And Look,
You Brought A Friend.

Uh, Actually, This Is
My Class You're Teaching.

Nicholson Garrett.
Yeah.

(Chuckles) It's A Pleasure.
Duncan Bow, Tremendous Fan.

Oh, Nice To Meet You.

Uh, Dean Etwood Asked Me
To Take The Class.

"Take The Class"?

You Were Gone
For A Few Days.

She Wasn't Sure When You Were...
(Whispers) Coming Back.

Oh, Well... I'm Back Now.

(Laughs) Yes, You Are.
Yes, You Are.

Um, It's--It's Just
That Dean Etwood Asked Me

To Finish Out
The Semester...

For You.

I Think Maybe You Should
Talk To Her About This.

Right. Of Course.

Um, Well, It Looks Like
You're All In Good Hands.

Thank You.

So I'll... See You Soon...

I Hope.

(Woman) Thank You.

Okay, Uh, Where Was I?

Ted's Piece...
* Does Anyone Recall *

I Liked It. It Reminded Me
Of A Fitzgerald Short Story.

What's On The Menu?

Oh, My Signature Dish--

Tuna Casserole,
But With Chicken.

Not To Be Confused
With Chicken Casserole.

That's A Whole Different
Noodle-To-Filling Ratio.

Aha, Jt In Time.

You Gave My Class
To Duncan Bow?

I Didn't Know When
You Were Coming Back.

The Students Are Serious
About Their Writing,

And They Need A Professor
Who's Serious

About Teaching It To Them.
It Was An Emergency.

I Got Caught Up
In A "Once In A Lifetime,

Never Gonna Happen Again"
Emergency. W-Well, It Was--It Was A Bit...

It Was A Bit Of A Tangle,
Leslie.

Dean Etwood, I Am Committed
To This Class.

I Am.
I Don't Wanna Lose It.

Okay, Let See
What I Can Do.

Thank You.

By The Way, What Goes On
With This Duncan Bow?

Uh, He's One
Of Our Most Popular Teachers.

Several Of His Novels
Have Had Interest

From Major Publishing Houses,

And One Of His Short Stories
Appeared In "The New Yorker."

He Was The Closest Thing
Dufresne Had

To A Literary Sensation...
Until You Came Along.

I See.

And, Um...

How Did The Rest
Of Your Day Go?

You Know, We Haven't Seen You
Since You Went To Get The Paper.

Oh, Yeah, It Was Fine.

Fine--Good Fine?
Fine--Bad Fine?

Just Fine.

Well, For The Love Of God, Son,
What Did She Say?

Hannah?

She Said, "No."

Okay?

I Could Go
Into A Lot More Detail,

But The Bottom Line Is
Hannah Said No To Me--To Us.

Sorry.
That's A Tough Break.

She Really Said No?

She Did, But It's Okay,

'Cause...
I Still Believe That One Day,

She'llay Yes.

So What Else Is Going On
In The World?

(Man)
And In Washington Today,

Congress Held More Hearings
On Global Warming.

Today's Focus
Was On Rising Eans...

Greetings, Earthling.

I Come Bearing
Hot Fudge Sundae Fixin's.

Yum.

Mwah.

Yore My Kind Of Alien.

(Laughs)
This Is Way Better Than Crop Circles.

Oh, That It Is.

You Know What I Love The Most
About The Ice Cream Sundae? Tell Me.

It Is Like The Perfect Example
Of The Melting Pot.

I Mean, We've Got
Whipped Cream And Ice Cream.

I Mean, That's Two Potentially
Competitive Forms

Of Sweetened Cream,
And Yet Here They Are,

Happily Complementing
Each Other.

And Then
There's The Hot Fudge,

Which Is
The Cool Cream's Archnemesis.

The Screen Look
A Little Pale To You?

Maybe It's Just The Way
The Light's Hitting It.

No. No, This Is
Typical Evening Light.

Something Is Off.

Hey, Guys.

Hey, Care To Join Us
For What Iike To Think

Is A Shining Example
Of What Our Country Can Be?

Ice Cream Sundae?

(Laughs) Well, I Don't Mean
To Be Unpatriotic,

But I'm Gonna Head Over
To Sully's.

Ah, To Bask In The Glory
Of The "Hail Eddie"?

Well,
Not So Much Basking

As, Um, Making
Required Public Appearances.

What's The "Hail Eddie"?

Just The Defining Moment
In Knights Ridge Sports History.

Mm-Mm.
(Scoffs)

It Was Homecoming Weekend.

The League Title
Was On The Line.

We Were Down By 4
With Less Than 10 Seconds

Left On The Clock.

Eddie Scrambles Out
Of Two Tackles.

He Takes This Monster Hit,
But He Didn't Fall, And Then,

With A Defensive Lineman
On His Back,

Eddie Somehow Drags Himself
Into The End Zone

And Scored
The Winning Touchdown. Wow.

I Have No Knowledge
Of Football Whatsoever.

That Still Gave Me The Chills.

It Might Just Be
The Ice Cream.

Eddie, Does Brian Williams
Look A Little Pale To You?

Yeah,
He Always Looks Pale.

Not Just Pale. Waxy.

Wan.

Almost Consumptive.

Something
Is Seriously Amiss.

Hey.

Hi.

You Cataldo Men
Clean Up Nicely.

Well,
These Are For You.

Thanks.

The Boys Have
Something For Sam. Oh, You Didn't Have To Do That.

Well, I Wanted To,
And They Nted To.

Sam, Jasper And Casper
Are Here.

Hey.

We're Sorry
We Broke Your Telescope.

Yeah, We Never Should've Used It
As Aock-Smashing Device.

Here.

"Planetarium In A Box."
This Looks Kinda Cool.

(Casper)
Yeah, When You Plug It In,

It Turns Your Room
Into A Planetarium.

Come On.
Let's Go Set It Up. (Casper) Cool.

So... What Was This
All About?

Well, I Had A Long Talk
With The Twins,

And Their Days
Of Tormenting Sam Are Over.

It's Gonna Be Different
This Time.

I Promise.

(Man) Latekka!
(Man) Hail Eddie.

Hey.

Hey.

(Man) Hail Eddie!

At What Point Do You Think
You're Gonna Get Sick

Of Reliving That Play?

Oh, Maybe Never.

Someday I Hope To Do
Something Semi-Noteworthy.

You Will.

(Owen) Hey, Buddy.

Big O.

Hey, Janet.

Hey, How You Holdin' Up?

Not Sure,
But I Seem To Manage,

Until It's Time To Go Home.

It Must Be Something,
Buddy Boy.

What?

Being You
On Homecoming Weekend.

It's Like Being Bobby Orr
And Bobby Kennedy

And Bobby Brown,
All Rolled Up Into One.

Bobby Brown?

I Ran Out Of Famous Bobbys
From Boston. Hey, It Was Your Block

That Made The "Hail Eddie"
Possible, Though.

Yeah, But Nobody Ever
Remembers The Lineman.

I Can Only Imagine
The Play You're Gonna Get.

Well, Not Really.

Are You Kiddin'? Oh,
And The Icing On The Cake--

I Hear The Lyons Twins--
Both Now Divorced--

Are Coming Back For
Tomorrow Night's Pre-Game Bash.

Can You Say,
"Double Sessions"?

You Know What, O.?
I, Um...

Let Me Talk To You Later.

(Owen) All Right, Cool.

Can I Get Some Rings?

Janet, Are You Okay?

Oh, I'm Fine, Eddie.

I Just Gotta Get
These Pitchers Rinsed Out,

And You Probably Gotta Go Stock
Up On Matching Prophylactics.

All Right, Listen...

I Should Have Told Him
Was Seeing Someone.

Really?

Really.

No. I Mean, Really,
Are You Seeing Someone?

I Am.

And What We Need

Is An Alison Rowan
Birthday Barbecue Do-Over.

You Mean, We Set A Date
And Then You Stand Me ?

All Right, Maybe Not So Much
A "Do-Over" As A...

A "Get It Right."

Come With Me
To The Homecoming Game

As My Date.

Everyone Will See Us There.
We'll Get It Out Of The Way.

Okay,
So This Really Is...

A Date.

Okay.

Excuse Me.

Who Would've Thought?

Even "The Punter's
Fried Pickles"

Were Sailing Out Of Here.

They're Not That Half Bad.

I May Bring Some
To Our Tailgate Party.

Or Not.

Not 'Cause
Of The Fried Pickles,

But I'm Not Be Able To Make
E Tailgate Party This Year.

But We Do It Every Year--
Me, You, My Hibachi,

Your Cassette Of
"Foreigner's Greatest Hits,"

Our Snide Comments On How
The Jocks And Cheerleaders

Have Aged Poorly?

I'm Sorry.

I Have A Date.

You're Going With Eddie,
Aren't Ya?

Yep. Can You Believe It?

I'm Going
With Eddie Latekka.

We've Sort Of Been
Seeing Each Other,

Or At Least Talking
About Seeing Each Other.

And Given The Ridge
And Its Gossip Mill,

Eddie Figured, Whabetter Way
To Go Public, You Know?

Get It Out Of The Way.
"Get It Out Of The Way"?

All The Chatter.

He--He--He Wants
To Get It Out Of The Way?

What Are You, Homework?
Uh, A Trip To The Dentist?

Taxes? In This World,

Nothing Is Certain
Except Death, Taxes

And Letting The World Know
You're Dating Janet Meadows. I Thought You'd Be Happy For Me.

We Have To Play
Within Our League, Janet.

Remember What Happened When
I Was Dating Christy Turlington?

It Ended In Heartbreak
And Tears

And Utter Devastation.

You Never Dated
Christy Turlington, Oster.

Exactly,
And I Never Will.

I Just Don't Want
To See You Get Hurt.

Come Here.

Okay.

Keep Working On
Those Last Few...

Oh, I Will.
Like I Told You, Okay?

Nicholson.

Hello.
How Are You?

Great. How Are You?
Excellent.

So I Guess You Heard

I'm Teaching
My Creative Writing Class Again.

I Did, I Did.
And To Be Honest, Thank God.

My Course Load Was Getting
Much Too Heavy. Huh.

Besides, Those Students
Obviously Enjoy You,

"Quake Boy."

Uh... "Quake Boy"?

Well, That's How Ms. Diaz
Describes You...

In Her Novel.

She Gave It To You
To Read?

She Did. It's A Gem.

And I'm In It?
Well, Your Fictional Alter Ego Certainly Is.

"Rick Garland,
The Former Next Big Thing."

I Really Wouldn't Have
Pegged You As A Man Who...

How Did She Describe It?
"Transcends Type.

"Bookish, Yet Athletic.
Self-Absorbed, Yet Generous.

"A Lover Whose Touch
Causes Not Only Her Body

But Her Soul... To Quake."

Well, She Does Know
How To Turn A Phrase.

She Certainly Does.

I Really Should
Go Take Another Look-See.

I Know She's Anxiously
Awaiting My Notes. Oh.

(Whispers)
I'll See Ya Around. I'll See Ya.

So What Do You Think?

Well, The Semiconductors
Are Shot,

The Tubes
Are Barely Holding On,

And The High-Vtage Block
Isn't Blocking.

Which Means...

Well, Which Means...

You Keep Using This Set,

And The Circuit Boards
Are Gonna Go,

And When They Do,
It Won't Be Pretty.

Well, There Must Be
Something We Can Do.

Try To Keep The Set
From Overheating.

But Even If You Do,
It's Just A Matter Of Time,

And Not Much At That.
I'm Sorry, Pal.

So You Wanna Go
To The Homecoming Game Together?

'Cause Obviously, I'm Not
Bringing Alison This Year.

Sorry, Pal. I Got A Date.

Really?
Who's The Lucky Lady?

Janet.

Mm. Janet Who?

Janet Meadows.

Janet Meadows
Is Your Date To Homecoming?

Yep.

As In Sully's Janet Meadows?

"Behind The Bar"
Janet Meadows?

"Always Gives Me
Extra Blue Cheese Crumble

With My Buffalo Wings"
Janet Meadows?

The Same.

Wow. How Long
Have You Two Been...

A Twosome?

Well, We've Been Circling
Around It For A While Now.

Why?
You Think It's A Mistake?

Not At All. I Just...

Thought She
Had Better Taste.

Tongues Are Gonna Wag.

So?

Hate To Think What Everybody's
Saying About Me These Days.

Can't Let That Stuff
Get To You.

Ah, It's Not Just That.
It's...

Every Girl I've Been With,

I Knew Why
We Were Gonna Break Up

Two Weeks
Before We Started Dating.

With Janet...

I Don't Know.

Isn't That A Good Thing?

Not If
You're The Kind Of Guy

Who Likes To Break Up Two Weeks
After You Start Dating.

Some Nice Moves
You Got There.

What Moves?

You Know,
Not Faing Off.

Actually,
Still Working On That.

Ooh. (Inhales Sharply)
I'm Breaking It In.

Just Drove This Board
Off The Lot Yesterday.

I Didn't Miss
Your Birthday, Did I? Nah. One Of

Big Cat's Been Coming Around
Bearing Gifts?

You Didn't Hear?

Big Cat's
Making A Comeback.

I Must've Missed
The Press Conference.

Yeah, Sorry.
I Was Rootin' For You.

See You Around.

See You, Sam.

Be Careful
On That Thing.

I'll Try.

This Is Your Way
Of Saying Sorry?

Letting Me Watch You
Buy The Paper? There's A Pack Of Gum

Also, I Wanted
A Chance To Explain

Why I Said
What I Said Last Night.

Here You Go, Lotte.
Exact Change For You Today.

Quick Snack?
Sure.

I Didn't Mean To Hurt
Your Feelings.

It's Just--You Know
What Kind Of Guy He Is.

He's Not Just A Player.
He's The Entire Team. I Know What Kind

I'm Not Gonna Burn My Tongue
On These Again, Am I, Joyce?

We Don't Roast 'Em
That Hot Anymore, Rooster.

Not Since
You Threatened To Sue.

So Why Are You Even
Giving Him The Time Of Day?

Well, What's Going On With Me
And Him--It's Different.

He's Different When
He's With Me. One More Stop.

That's What All The Girls
He's Dated Tell Themselves.

Th All Think
It's Gonna Be Different.

Thank You, Susan.

And, Kaela, Plse Be Careful
With That Bread Slicer.

Anyway, Look, Janet,
Here's The Thing.

You Say
You Know His Reputation, But... (Door Bells Jingle)

Yeah, I Know His Reputation,
But People Can Change.

Rooster, You Used To Be
The Guy Who Owned

The Largest Ant Farm Collection
In Massachusetts,

But Nobody Calls You
"Captain Arthropod" Anymore.

Okay, But Did You Notice
Susan And Kaela Back There

In The Bakery?
Yeah, What About 'Em?

Along With Lotte
At The Newsstand

And Joyce Who Sells Chestnuts,
That Makes Four--

Four Of Eddie's Conquests.

And We Haven't Even
Turned Down Main Street.

That's What
I'm Talking About.

You Set This Whole Thing Up
Just To Make A Point?

What Kind Of Person
Does That?

You Needed To See.

Oh, I See All Right.

I See One Very Cruel,
Cruel Man.

Janet...

Janet, Come Back.

Don't You Want Your Gum?

Wen) Forget About It.
(Nick) Yes.

Mm, Either Of You Guys
Got The Time?

Mnh-Mnh.
You Got Somewhere You Gotta Be?

Yeah,
I Got The Booster Dinner. Oh.

Didn't You Wonder
Why I Was Wearing A Suit?

I Did, But I Thought
You Looked So Nice, So... (Laughs)

Can You Believe
Big Cat's Making A Comeback?

The Guy's Like
The Roger Clemens Of Romance.

Look, Hannah's A Great Girl
And All That,

But You Two Are Past Tense--
Ancient History Past Tense.

You Gotta Make
Your Peace With That.

It's Too Bad You Dumped Aubrey.
She Was Hot.

And Very Cool.
Potent Combo.

You Should Get Aubrey Back.

You Should Un-Break Up
With Her.

No, I'm Not Ready
To Un-Break Up With Anybody.

Hey, Maybe She's Ready
To Un-Break Up With You.

Yeah, I Can't Think Of A Better
Way To Get You Over Hannah Jane.

What Do You Think
Your Chances Are With Aubrey?

I Don't Know.

Although She Did Write
That My Fictional Alter Ego

Was "A Lover Whose Touch
Caused Not Just Her Body,

But Her Soul To Quake."
What?!

She Did?
When Did She Write That?

When Did You Quake Her Soul?
I Didn't. There Was Never Any Soul Quaking.

Two Kisses Were The Sum Total
Of Our Relationship.

It's Just A Work Of Fiction--

Something That Sprang Up
From Aubrey's Imagination.

Well, I Like The Way
She Thinks.

Me, Too. I Love
Aubrey's Imagination.

I Would Build--
I Would Build A Summer Home

In Her Imagination.

I Would. Honely, I Don't Even Know
If She Wrote That.

That Guy Duncan Bow Probably
Just Made It Up To Get My Goat.

Who's Duncanow?

He's This Teacher That Aubrey
Gave Her Novel To Instead Of Me.

And I Don't Like Him.

We Gotta Get That Book.

We Gotta Break
Into Duncan Bow's Office

And Read That Book.

You're Kidding, Right?
No.Nicky, He's Right.

He's Right.
Mm-Hmm.

You--You Read That Book,

You Find Out What Aubrey
Really Thinks Of You.Mm-Hmm.

I Don't Wanna Know
How She Feels About Me.

???? On How To Navigate
Your Approach.

You Almost Owe It Toer.

Mm-Hmm.She Just Gave It To Duncan Bow
To Make You Jealous

To Get Your Attention.
You Heard The Dean.

He's Never Published Anything.
You've Written A Best Seller.

Yep.I Mean, You Know That She
Doesn't Really Want His Help.

Yeah, Yeah, So Don't
Do It For Yourself To--

To Satisfy Your Own Curiosity.

Do It For The Sake
Of The Written Word.

Yes,
For The English Language.

For The Betterment
Of All Mankind. Yes!

Yes, Yes, Yes.
I'm In.

Looking For A Third.

Yes.

Hey, Wait, Wait, Wait, Wait.

What? What Is It?

What Are These For?

To Protect Our Identity.

We're Not Wearing
Ski Masks.

Ronnie, Just Give Me
The Screwdriver.

Okay, Fine. Suit Yourselves.

What?

He's Kling Me.

Looks Like
A Simple Latch Lock.

Step Aside.

Here's How You Open
A Door.

OH

♪♪♪♪

HI, ??????

You Know, Maybe
This Is A Good Thing.

Maybe This Is What You Need
To Keep You Moving Forward,

Taking More Baby Steps To Free Yourself
Of Your Fearf The Outside.

You Don't Understand.

Well, Then Help Me.
Help Me Understand.

Okay.

Okay, So Right Now
I'm Fine, Right?

Not A Care.

Still Fine.

Still Fine.

Still Fine.

Okay, Now My Heart's
Starting To Race.

Cold Sweat
Cleats The Forehead.

Lump In My Throat
The Size Of A Cantaloupe.

Trouble Breathing.

Chest About To Explode.
Okay, That's Enough.I Understand.

Come Back Inside. Okay.

It's Been
That Way For Six Years,

And That Whole Time,
Jason Has Been Here With Me.

You Named Your Tv?

Of Course.

He's My Constant Companion,

My Faithful Window
Onto The World.

I See.

I'll Help You Wash Those.
No that's Okay.

I'm Just Gonna
Throw 'Em In Brenda.

Lebanese Hezbollah,
Syrian Proxy...

Who Has Snow Globes,
A Hula Dancer,

And A Bust Of Dante
On Their Desk?

I Don't Know, But I Think

The Hula Dancer's Kind Of Fine.
Shh!

What Is It?

I Was Just Thinkin'...

Ikey Would've Loved This.

Hey, Nick,

How Do We Even Know
That The Book Is In Here?

You Know How We Know?
'Cause I Just Found It.

I Found The Book.

The Novel?
Yeah, Yeah, Yeah.

I've Been Soaking These Puppies
In Vodka For A Week.

We'll Break 'Em Out
At Halftime.

Ray Cataldo--The Man Who Invented
The Chewable Screwdriver.

Oh!

This Is Nice...

Being Back Together.

Yeah, It Is.

You Know,
I Don't Wanna Go Back.

The Way We've Been
The Last Three Years...

Tuesday, Thursday,
Every Other Saturday.

Oh, Okay.

Well, That's How You Feel,
I Mean, We Can Take It Slow.

We'll Get Over The Speed Bumps
Easier That Way.

Actually, I Wahoping
To Fly Right By 'Em.

One, Uh, "Nick Garrett Moving
Backo Town Speed Bump"

In Particular.

Ray.

Hey, You Remember
That Lilac Bush

You Helped Me Plant
Last Year?

Yeah, The One
In Your Backyard?

Yeah.

You Know That Thing's
Still Blooming?

I Mean, Here We Are
End Of November,

And My Backyard
Still Smells Like Spring.

Mm, Global Warming.

Nah, Frost Killed
Everything Else.

You Know, That Bush...
It's What We Do.

Here In Knights Ridge,
We Stay,

We Put Down Roots,
And We Watch 'Em Grow.

You Know I Love It

When You Break Out
The Gardening Metaphors.

Will You Marry Me,
Hannah Jane?

Ray...

It's The Only Way
I Can Do This.

If We're Gonna
Get Back Together,

It Has To Be All
Or Nothing At All.

Ray, It's--
It's Just So Fast.

Hannah, If You Can
Look Me In The Eye

And Honestly Tell Me That

If That Speed Bump Hadn't Moved
Back Into Town Six Weeks Ago,

That We Wouldn't Be
Picking A Reception Hall

And Hiring A Caterer Right Now,
Then, Okay, I'm Wrong,

And, Uh, And You Should
Tell Me "No."

Uh,
Opening Boozy Bar Scene...

Boozy.
Booze.

Ed Adolescence.

Uh, Road Trip To Big Sur.

Come On.

Okay, Okay,
Here I Am. Um...

"He'd Just Arrived
From Philadelphia.

His Eyes Were Deep Brown
With A Mischievous Sparkle."

No? Maybe.

"There Was Something
Irresistible About Him.

"He Had The Confident Air

Of A Man Who Always Gets What He Wants."
Okay, I'm Officially Bored.

Yeah, Can We Get
To The Soul Aking?

All Right, All Right.

(Let's Check This Out.)

Okay, Let's Go.
Let's Go. Shh.

W ?????

I'm An Idiot.

It's Not That Bad.

Okay, "Operation:
Rekindle Aubrey's Interest"

Can Still Be Salvaged.

There Never Should've Been
An "Operation:Rekindle Aubrey's Interest."

The Only Girl Whose Interest
I Wanted To Rekindle Was Hannah's.

And All This Was Just A Drunken,
Lame Attempto Forget That.

What Did Aubrey Write
About You?

"He Had The Confident Air Of A Man
Who Always Gets What He Wants."

If It's Hannah You Want,
It's Hannah You're Gonna Get.

Well, You Seem To Be Forgetting
One Very Inconvenient Truth.

She's Not Interested.

Didn't Say
It Was Gonna Be Easy.

It's Gonna Take
A Perfect Game Of Long Ball.

Which Means You Gotta
Play It Cool For A While...

A Long While.

You're Friendly,
But Not Too Friendly.

Around, But Not Available.

Let Her Do Her Thing With Ray...

Yes, And When Hannah
Finally Realizes

What All Of Us Have Known
For Forever--

That Big Cat
Is A Complete Tool...

There You Are.
Yeah,But No Proclamations.

No Big Gestures.

Nothing Till Then.

Long Ball, Huh?
Long Ball.

Long Ball!
Long Ball!

You Guys Are Free To Go.
They're Not Gonna Press Any Charges.

Yes.You See? You Wanted Out.
We Got Out.

He Always Gets What He Wants.
Always Gets What He Wants.

(Ryan Adams' "Cold Roses" Playing)

I'll Get Another One.
Be Right Back.

Hey.
Big Game.

Go, Knights.
Cool.

Long Ball.

Long Ball.

Well... Hey, Nice Going,
G. Gordon Liddy.

Huh?
When I Think Of Botched-Up Break-Ins,

My Mind Naturally
Goes Back To Watergate.

You Heard?
Oh, Ye.

O.!

O.Wait! Wait!

You Stay!

I'll Go.

Ooh.

"Fool For You Anyway"

Eddie!
Eddie Latekka! Hi!

Gosh, How Ar you?
It's Been So Long.

Hi. Good To See You.

Can I Have A Kiss?
Oh. I Guess.

Me, Too.

So What's Going On?

Okay, Thursday At 2:30--

Pep Rally Just Like They Used To--
Hey!

Hi.
Hey.

Oh.
Oh. Hi, Sweetheart.

Hi, Dean.

There Was Nothing
I Could Do, Nick.

You Broke Into
A Faculty Member's Office.

The College Has Rules.

So I'm...

Yes, You're Through.

Yeah. Okay.

Great.

What's Going On,
Baby?

You Both Have
Cats Named Mouse, Huh?

Yes, We Do.
Yeah.

Imagine That. Will, Um, Will You
Hold This For A Second?

Sure.

Excuse Me.

Hey, Janet.Can I Get A Beer?
You Know,

Going To The Homecoming Game--
It's A Bad Idea.

'Cause Here's The Thing.

I'm Not Taxes.
I'm Not The Dentist.

I'm Not Something
You Get Out Of The Way.

What? I'm Also Not Like The Other
Girls You've Been With.

I'm Not A Cute Cashier.

I Don't Know H
To Make Waffle Cones.

I'm Not Another St Along The Eddie Latekka
Conquest Trail.

I'm Not Perky Like Susan,

I Don't Bat My Eyes Like Lotte,

And I Certainly Don't Have
Double "D" Cups Like--

You Know What?

You're Not Like The Other Girls
I Usually Date.

You're Smart

And Funny And Beautiful,
Inside And Out.

You're Absolutely
Nothing Like Taxes.

Excuse Me.

I Don't Think I Can Do It.

You Can.

Look...

I Know
Jason's Been With You,

Here By Your Side
For All These Years,

And No One And Nothing
Is Ever Gonna Replace Hi

But...
I'm Not Going Anywhere.

And... Maybe,

Just Maybe Until You're
Ready To Step Outside...

I Could Be
Your Window Onto The World...

But A Different Kind
Of Window,

'Cause Unlike Jason,

I'm Not Gonna Focus On
The Worst Of What's Out There--

On The Wars
Or The Natural Disasters

Or The Violent Crimes.

I'm Gonna Bring You

The Puddles On Centre Street
After A Thunderstorm,

And The Sun Rising
Over Crystal Lake,

And The Mcmahons--They've Been
Married For 50 Years,

And They Still Hold Hands
When They Go For A Walk.

That Sounds Nice.

Oh, And One More Thing
I'm Gonna Do...

And If You Tell Me
Jason's Ever Done That,

I Will Run Out Of Here
Screaming.

Okay.

I'm Ready.

Okay,That Time
You Startled Me.

You Broke
Into Professor Bow's Office

To Read My Novel?

That's... One Way
Of Putting It.

How Else Would You Put It?

Okay, You Pretty Much
Nailed It.

I Guess
It's Kind Of Flattering...

In An Incredibly Stalkersh
Kind Of Way.

Yeah, Just...

Focus On The Flattering Part.

Oh, I Intend To.

No, That's...

Not What I Meant.

And Thanks For Everything
You Showed Me.

May You Rest In Peace.

Amazing, Right?

Who Would've Thunk It?

i Asked...

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