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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:00,000 --> 00:00:01,669 Eviously on "october road"... 2 00:00:01,671 --> 00:00:04,112 See you later, phil. (owen) pizza girl's hot. 3 00:00:04,112 --> 00:00:06,305 She likes you. no, she doesn't. 4 00:00:06,306 --> 00:00:08,557 Yes, you reclusive moron, she does. 5 00:00:08,557 --> 00:00:11,084 What ty say is true? you don't leave? 6 00:00:11,084 --> 00:00:12,589 Yes, it's true. i don't. 7 00:00:12,589 --> 00:00:14,250 You should ask me in sometime. 8 00:00:14,250 --> 00:00:16,555 The only reason i told you about me and owen's wife 9 00:00:16,888 --> 00:00:19,421 Is i thought you were lving town. it's a one-shot deal, right? 10 00:00:19,421 --> 00:00:22,361 No need to ruin a family over one stud night, right? 11 00:00:22,361 --> 00:00:24,715 You want me to give you your own class? 12 00:00:24,715 --> 00:00:26,622 Just... a little class. 13 00:00:26,622 --> 00:00:28,314 Aubrey, hannah. hannah, aubrey. 14 00:00:28,315 --> 00:00:29,944 Auey's one of my students.é 15 00:00:32,053 --> 00:00:33,911 She's a student, ikey. who cares? 16 00:00:33,912 --> 00:00:36,099 There's some kind of hidden drama with nick, you and sam. 17 00:00:36,100 --> 00:00:39,113 (hannah)there's no hidden drama. the boy has your mother's eyes. 18 00:00:39,113 --> 00:00:44,052 Sam has a peanut allergy. so? all the men in my family have peanut allergies. 19 00:00:44,053 --> 00:00:45,259 It's not that rare. yeah, it is. 20 00:00:45,260 --> 00:00:47,523 No, it's not. the whole time i was yelling at him, 21 00:00:47,523 --> 00:00:50,271 All i wanted to do wajust... kiss him. 22 00:00:50,489 --> 00:00:51,792 Hannah broke up with me last night. 23 00:00:51,793 --> 00:00:55,065 She gave me every reason under the sun except the real one, 24 00:00:55,065 --> 00:00:57,485 Which is you. i will bury you, kid-- 25 00:00:57,485 --> 00:00:58,730 Bury you gone. 26 00:01:26,686 --> 00:01:28,847 Hey, sam! 27 00:01:29,727 --> 00:01:30,727 Hey. 28 00:01:31,061 --> 00:01:32,261 Hey. 29 00:01:32,294 --> 00:01:32,994 Hey. listen, um, 30 00:01:34,894 --> 00:01:36,367 Wanted to apologize 31 00:01:36,367 --> 00:01:39,192 For the whole "rock the stadium of her heart" thing. 32 00:01:39,193 --> 00:01:41,840 That was a bit of a miscalculation on my part. 33 00:01:41,841 --> 00:01:45,935 Yeah. amanda didn't seem to like it very much. 34 00:01:45,935 --> 00:01:48,337 No. no, she really didn't. 35 00:01:48,337 --> 00:01:51,328 But ashley, megan and sophia seed to get a kick out of it. 36 00:01:51,328 --> 00:01:53,200 So now i've got options. 37 00:01:53,695 --> 00:01:56,537 Uh, options are good. 38 00:01:56,537 --> 00:01:59,486 Yeah. speaking of options, 39 00:02:00,428 --> 00:02:02,387 You know my mom broke up with big cat? 40 00:02:04,146 --> 00:02:05,248 I heard. 41 00:02:06,003 --> 00:02:08,515 So maybe now you and her could get together, 42 00:02:08,515 --> 00:02:10,197 Like you did in high school. 43 00:02:15,001 --> 00:02:16,350 I think your mom and i need to work 44 00:02:16,500 --> 00:02:18,373 On becoming friends first, sam. 45 00:02:20,268 --> 00:02:21,335 Okay. 46 00:02:24,231 --> 00:02:25,410 I'll see you. 47 00:02:30,399 --> 00:02:32,495 Was that my semi-nephew? 48 00:02:32,495 --> 00:02:36,119 Yeah, and he'sot the peanut allergy to prove it. 49 00:02:39,828 --> 00:02:41,049 We gottaalk, bro. 50 00:02:41,827 --> 00:02:42,637 About what? 51 00:02:43,094 --> 00:02:45,694 About the commander. what about him? 52 00:02:45,694 --> 00:02:47,525 I think he's dating. 53 00:02:47,525 --> 00:02:50,187 What? dating? like, a woman? 54 00:02:50,188 --> 00:02:52,954 No, i know. it'd be thfirst one since ma died. 55 00:02:53,555 --> 00:02:55,190 No, it's upsetting on many le 56 00:02:55,190 --> 00:02:57,540 Too numerous to ponder. there's no w. 57 00:02:57,540 --> 00:03:00,984 What, there's no way he's dating? no, there's no way that you 58 00:03:00,984 --> 00:03:03,550 He's been acting weird--i mean, going out at strange hours 59 00:03:04,894 --> 00:03:07,790 Drenched in cologne. there's no more gray in his hair. 60 00:03:07,790 --> 00:03:10,380 The other day he smiled on three occasions. 61 00:03:10,381 --> 00:03:11,844 . three occasions. 62 00:03:11,845 --> 00:03:14,342 Three occasions. oh, it gets worse. 63 00:03:14,479 --> 00:03:15,741 The other night... 64 00:03:17,403 --> 00:03:18,579 He snippity-loo'd me. 65 00:03:19,630 --> 00:03:20,587 He snippity-loo'd you? 66 00:03:20,588 --> 00:03:23,266 Nicky, the only times in recen memory he snippity-loo'd-- 67 00:03:23,266 --> 00:03:26,635 When the sox won the series, when the pats won the super bowl 68 00:03:26,636 --> 00:03:28,796 And when they announced plans to make another "rocky" movie. 69 00:03:28,796 --> 00:03:31,033 The man just doesn't snippity-loo anymore. 70 00:03:31,033 --> 00:03:35,107 He ain't got that much joy left in him. i'm really concerned. i think you're overreacting. 71 00:03:35,838 --> 00:03:37,300 Snippity-loo, sons of mine! 72 00:03:37,300 --> 00:03:39,855 And may you both have a dandy day at work. 73 00:03:42,591 --> 00:03:43,716 Okay, that's weird. 74 00:03:54,012 --> 00:03:55,012 Hey. 75 00:03:58,439 --> 00:03:59,740 Look, i don't mean to intrude. 76 00:04:01,260 --> 00:04:02,379 What are you doing here? 77 00:04:02,978 --> 00:04:05,275 Uh, i just came to pick up my drill kit. 78 00:04:05,276 --> 00:04:06,310 I, uh, i left it here the other day 79 00:04:07,005 --> 00:04:08,324 When i hung those pictures for you. 80 00:04:08,325 --> 00:04:10,491 You should take all your stuff at once, ray, 81 00:04:10,492 --> 00:04:12,746 Instead of stoing by here in fits and starts. 82 00:04:19,141 --> 00:04:20,565 I think about you every minute... 83 00:04:22,000 --> 00:04:23,093 Every single minute. 84 00:04:24,000 --> 00:04:26,129 Last night i tried to go a full 60 seconds 85 00:04:26,130 --> 00:04:27,562 Without thinking about you, 86 00:04:27,563 --> 00:04:30,458 And... then on the 49th second... 87 00:04:32,009 --> 00:04:33,284 The way you look after a bath, 88 00:04:33,284 --> 00:04:36,639 All snuggled up in that ratty robe that you love... 89 00:04:37,003 --> 00:04:40,440 Hair up and face pink... 90 00:04:42,485 --> 00:04:43,871 It kinda popped in my brain. (chuckles) 91 00:04:47,703 --> 00:04:49,419 All your stuff is in the garage. 92 00:04:49,803 --> 00:04:51,073 I made a pile. 93 00:04:52,775 --> 00:04:54,093 Take everything this time, okay? 94 00:04:54,201 --> 00:04:55,297 Sure. 95 00:04:58,435 --> 00:04:59,554 I love you, hannah jane. 96 00:05:03,064 --> 00:05:04,274 I love you, too. 97 00:05:16,008 --> 00:05:17,774 Hey. hey! (chuckles) 98 00:05:19,054 --> 00:05:22,110 Remember when we went to, uh, the barnstable fair, 99 00:05:22,110 --> 00:05:24,581 And they had that goat that could guess your age-- 100 00:05:24,581 --> 00:05:27,317 Ady-- grady the guessing goat? 101 00:05:28,258 --> 00:05:29,237 Yeah, what about it? 102 00:05:30,847 --> 00:05:33,041 That was just one cool goat, is all. 103 00:05:35,507 --> 00:05:37,000 What are you guys doing? what are you guys doing? uh... 104 00:05:37,001 --> 00:05:39,360 Wait, wait, wait,wait, wait, wait. mowing the lawn of the place you work, 105 00:05:39,361 --> 00:05:40,573 Like we do every week. (ikey) yeah. 106 00:05:40,574 --> 00:05:42,627 Didn't you get the letter? what letter? 107 00:05:43,007 --> 00:05:46,832 Terminating the account. what are you talkin' about? 108 00:05:46,832 --> 00:05:48,708 You guys got underd. 109 00:05:48,708 --> 00:05:52,376 Another company made a crazy-low bid. crazy-low how? 110 00:05:52,376 --> 00:05:55,491 Like $600 a week, half what you guys charge. 111 00:05:55,491 --> 00:05:57,962 I did everything i could to get them to keep you guys on. 112 00:05:57,963 --> 00:05:59,290 There's no w they're makin' any money 113 00:05:59,549 --> 00:06:03,538 Chargin' $600 a week for this. who is it? big cat. 114 00:06:03,538 --> 00:06:07,933 Yeah, big cat. this is the third account he's poached from us this week. 115 00:06:08,778 --> 00:06:10,116 Ah, i mean, you can't blame the guy. 116 00:06:10,116 --> 00:06:11,847 He's just trying to expand his business. 117 00:06:12,002 --> 00:06:13,927 I'm really sor, guys. (cell phone rings) 118 00:06:14,368 --> 00:06:15,435 Yeah. sure, o. 119 00:06:19,135 --> 00:06:20,153 All right. (ring) 120 00:06:21,036 --> 00:06:21,874 Hello? 121 00:06:23,373 --> 00:06:24,089 Don't be stressed. 122 00:06:24,090 --> 00:06:25,476 It's not a good time now, dude. 123 00:06:25,476 --> 00:06:27,898 You know how much i love it when you call me "dude." 124 00:06:28,276 --> 00:06:29,497 I'll call you later. 125 00:06:30,559 --> 00:06:33,012 Hey, you guys are still gonna come 126 00:06:33,012 --> 00:06:34,837 To alison's birthday barbecue on saturday, right? 127 00:06:34,837 --> 00:06:37,946 Eddie, maybe you can, uh, bring your new mystery girl. 128 00:06:37,946 --> 00:06:39,339 Sure, owen. 129 00:06:40,752 --> 00:06:42,591 Yeah. sure, buddy. 130 00:06:56,033 --> 00:06:57,142 Hannah's pretty. 131 00:06:58,446 --> 00:07:01,256 Ohyeah. 132 00:07:02,482 --> 00:07:04,101 How long did you guys go out? 133 00:07:05,204 --> 00:07:06,872 Basically all of high school. 134 00:07:07,703 --> 00:07:09,397 Does she still have feelings for you? 135 00:07:10,787 --> 00:07:12,138 She does... 136 00:07:12,685 --> 00:07:15,933 If varying levels of hred qualify as feelings. 137 00:07:23,918 --> 00:07:26,547 I can't tell you how much i liked 138 00:07:26,548 --> 00:07:28,614 Kissing yo at pumpkin fest. 139 00:07:28,615 --> 00:07:31,205 I can't tell you how much i liked being kissed by you 140 00:07:31,205 --> 00:07:32,267 At pumpkin fest. 141 00:07:32,973 --> 00:07:35,438 I think we should do it again sometime. 142 00:07:35,439 --> 00:07:37,563 I think so, too. 143 00:07:37,563 --> 00:07:40,409 Well, i'm free in four seconds. 144 00:07:44,850 --> 00:07:47,428 "college employees shoulde honest 145 00:07:47,428 --> 00:07:48,938 "in carrying out their duties 146 00:07:48,938 --> 00:07:52,246 "and avoid conflicts between their private interests 147 00:07:52,247 --> 00:07:55,352 And their... professional responsibilities." 148 00:07:55,352 --> 00:07:58,045 All this in a groovy little tome called 149 00:07:58,046 --> 00:08:00,360 "the dufresne college teher code of conduct." 150 00:08:00,955 --> 00:08:03,590 Allow me to boil it down to i basic bits-- 151 00:08:04,013 --> 00:08:07,055 Your chances of survival here are determined by 152 00:08:07,056 --> 00:08:12,457 Which is more important to you-- your class or... the lass. 153 00:08:13,522 --> 00:08:17,387 www.1000fr.com present 154 00:08:18,588 --> 00:08:23,023 capture:frm@maoren sync:frm@linda 155 00:08:23,024 --> 00:08:24,050 I just overheard the commander 156 00:08:24,051 --> 00:08:26,384 Making dinner reservations for friday night. 157 00:08:26,385 --> 00:08:28,391 He's going to the johnson inn for lobster. 158 00:08:29,196 --> 00:08:30,196 Okay. 159 00:08:30,207 --> 00:08:31,792 But he told me he was going bowling 160 00:08:31,793 --> 00:08:34,727 With rizzo and sneaky pete. only i ran into rizzo 161 00:08:34,727 --> 00:08:36,575 And sneaky pete at the doughnut shop, 162 00:08:36,575 --> 00:08:38,655 And they're gog to boston this weekend 163 00:08:38,656 --> 00:08:40,299 For the charlie bronson film festival-- 164 00:08:40,299 --> 00:08:42,750 "the valachi papers" to "kiite." 165 00:08:45,280 --> 00:08:48,495 Okay. if the cologne and the hair dye and the smiles 166 00:08:48,496 --> 00:08:50,270 And the snippity-loos haven't convinced you, 167 00:08:50,975 --> 00:08:51,907 How about this? 168 00:08:55,975 --> 00:08:57,988 Know what they call this? dry-cleaning? 169 00:08:57,988 --> 00:09:02,093 Irrefutable. ronnie, even if he is dating, so what? 170 00:09:02,093 --> 00:09:04,145 Ma's been gone 11 years. 171 00:09:05,793 --> 00:09:07,481 I don't understand why he can't just tell me... 172 00:09:07,877 --> 00:09:09,821 Anything... ever. 173 00:09:09,868 --> 00:09:11,022 Well, if it makes you feel any better, 174 00:09:11,023 --> 00:09:13,409 He never told me anything either when i was around. 175 00:09:13,410 --> 00:09:15,667 Do you know that he had his appendix out a few months ago? 176 00:09:15,667 --> 00:09:17,952 And he didn't tell me until three weeks later, 177 00:09:17,952 --> 00:09:21,918 And it was only because i saw him changing his bandages. hello, boys. 178 00:09:23,844 --> 00:09:24,996 Have at it, dr. phil. 179 00:09:26,983 --> 00:09:27,944 (nick) what goes on, dad? 180 00:09:29,049 --> 00:09:31,016 (sighs) i, uh, thought you guys 181 00:09:31,049 --> 00:09:32,088 Might li to grill some steaks tonight. 182 00:09:32,089 --> 00:09:35,935 I got some well-marbled t-bones from red the butcher. red the butcher's still alive? 183 00:09:35,935 --> 00:09:37,449 Not so you could tell. (chuckles) 184 00:09:38,368 --> 00:09:39,351 Hey, let me ask you something, dad. 185 00:09:41,553 --> 00:09:45,324 You and the boys, you go out, mingle with the ladies. 186 00:09:45,325 --> 00:09:46,590 You ever... 187 00:09:46,878 --> 00:09:49,115 You ever meet anybody, go on a date? 188 00:09:49,918 --> 00:09:52,060 Nah. keep it simple. we bowl. 189 00:09:52,060 --> 00:09:53,160 Start usin' it. 190 00:09:55,431 --> 00:09:57,941 What the hell army good cords doing down here? 191 00:09:57,941 --> 00:10:00,213 Thought i put these in the closet. 192 00:10:00,213 --> 00:10:01,780 Must be losin' my mind. 193 00:10:04,413 --> 00:10:06,179 I can't believe it's 2:30 already. 194 00:10:09,283 --> 00:10:10,216 What's wrong? 195 00:10:10,216 --> 00:10:13,211 This... has to end. 196 00:10:13,211 --> 00:10:14,810 He we go. 197 00:10:15,200 --> 00:10:16,243 What now? 198 00:10:16,433 --> 00:10:19,567 Seein' nick...it's like a reminder of wh good friends 199 00:10:19,568 --> 00:10:20,778 We all were growin' up. 200 00:10:20,778 --> 00:10:22,810 Owen is like my brother. 201 00:10:23,017 --> 00:10:26,305 If he's havin' marital problems, i should be helping him. 202 00:10:26,306 --> 00:10:28,554 I should not be pickling his wife on the side. 203 00:10:28,806 --> 00:10:32,491 "pickling"? that's what we do, we "pickle"? 204 00:10:38,002 --> 00:10:39,522 You told him, didn't you? 205 00:10:40,237 --> 00:10:41,267 Nick garrett? 206 00:10:44,673 --> 00:10:45,336 Yeah. 207 00:10:45,337 --> 00:10:47,320 David--damn it, david! 208 00:10:47,471 --> 00:10:48,889 He ain't gonna say nothin', though! 209 00:10:48,890 --> 00:10:51,657 We're talking about my family here. i will not hurt my family. 210 00:10:51,658 --> 00:10:53,661 Then what are you doing with me, huh, my uncanny 211 00:10:53,662 --> 00:10:56,057 Similarity to your creepy ex-boyfriend aside? 212 00:10:56,057 --> 00:10:57,616 What are you doing with me, alison? 213 00:10:58,670 --> 00:11:01,346 (woman)david, i madyour lunch-- 214 00:11:01,347 --> 00:11:04,646 The inaugural ham and swiss on the new panini machine 215 00:11:04,647 --> 00:11:06,733 Your dad bought! 216 00:11:06,879 --> 00:11:08,747 Here's the thing-- 217 00:11:09,647 --> 00:11:12,838 I will not be dumped by a lover who lives with his mother. 218 00:11:14,880 --> 00:11:16,706 It's a separate structure. 219 00:11:17,147 --> 00:11:19,611 (woman)david, did you hea 220 00:11:20,612 --> 00:11:22,910 Give me a sec, ma. give me a break, all right? 221 00:11:23,214 --> 00:11:24,854 I got a friend over. 222 00:11:30,619 --> 00:11:32,234 Another one, mr. latekka? 223 00:11:32,890 --> 00:11:35,304 Sure, why not? i t to sleep in tomorrow. 224 00:11:35,305 --> 00:11:38,792 Taking the day off? more like the day's takingoff. 225 00:11:41,873 --> 00:11:44,336 Hey, um, i was thinkin'... 226 00:11:45,079 --> 00:11:45,105 Owen rowan's having a birthday barbecue 227 00:11:47,512 --> 00:11:48,239 For his wife on saturday. 228 00:11:48,239 --> 00:11:49,737 You want to come with? 229 00:11:51,070 --> 00:11:52,219 Really? 230 00:11:53,007 --> 00:11:54,273 Why do you say that like i asked you 231 00:11:54,274 --> 00:11:57,478 To parachute into nazi germany at the height of world war ii? 232 00:11:57,478 --> 00:11:58,830 I've met your friends. 233 00:11:59,703 --> 00:12:01,566 I'll pick you up at 3:00. 234 00:12:02,369 --> 00:12:04,390 I'm working the lunch shift on saturday. 235 00:12:04,390 --> 00:12:05,641 Come get me here. 236 00:12:06,839 --> 00:12:07,839 Done. 237 00:12:09,614 --> 00:12:11,085 Are you sure about this? 238 00:12:13,380 --> 00:12:13,118 Yeah. what's the rumpus? 239 00:12:13,118 --> 00:12:15,021 If you change your mind, no worries. 240 00:12:15,021 --> 00:12:17,081 I'm totally cool with sitting at home watching the tube 241 00:12:17,082 --> 00:12:19,062 Eating cheese puffs. janet-- 242 00:12:19,063 --> 00:12:21,820 I'm serious, eddie. it won't be a big deal. 243 00:12:22,276 --> 00:12:24,392 N't feel guilty. 244 00:12:24,393 --> 00:12:26,577 I really like cheese puffs. 245 00:12:37,211 --> 00:12:38,338 Dean etwood. 246 00:12:38,338 --> 00:12:41,521 Oh, mr. garrett. how's your class? 247 00:12:41,521 --> 00:12:44,060 Is your very hands-on approach still working for you? 248 00:12:44,061 --> 00:12:46,299 I wanted to talk to you about that. yes? 249 00:12:46,300 --> 00:12:48,983 Look, this job-- it's very important to me, 250 00:12:48,984 --> 00:12:51,265 And i am not going to jeordize it for anything. 251 00:12:51,265 --> 00:12:52,731 An admirable choice. 252 00:12:52,732 --> 00:12:55,273 But does the young lady know thathe's lost out 253 00:12:55,274 --> 00:12:58,969 To a low-paying job with no health benefits 254 00:12:58,970 --> 00:13:01,233 And zero chance of tenure? 255 00:13:02,285 --> 00:13:04,172 Not yet, but she will. 256 00:13:04,172 --> 00:13:06,470 Hmm. poor child. 257 00:13:06,470 --> 00:13:09,707 I can only imagine the devastation. 258 00:13:21,270 --> 00:13:22,096 Nick. 259 00:13:23,501 --> 00:13:24,501 Alison? 260 00:13:25,368 --> 00:13:26,086 Hi. 261 00:13:26,087 --> 00:13:27,702 I know that you know. 262 00:13:28,857 --> 00:13:29,812 You know that i know? 263 00:13:29,813 --> 00:13:30,795 I do. 264 00:13:31,847 --> 00:13:32,805 Okay. 265 00:13:33,873 --> 00:13:35,165 So tell me, how could you? 266 00:13:35,166 --> 00:13:37,580 Which do you find more repulsive-- 267 00:13:37,580 --> 00:13:39,912 That i did it, or who i did it with? 268 00:13:40,046 --> 00:13:41,740 Oh, it's a big both. 269 00:13:42,045 --> 00:13:43,871 You wrote a book in which you made 270 00:13:43,872 --> 00:13:46,405 All your hometown friends look like buffoons, 271 00:13:46,405 --> 00:13:49,007 And then you turn around and nd it odd when they go 272 00:13:49,008 --> 00:13:51,616 And behave like buffoons? you weren't one of my hometown friends. 273 00:13:53,041 --> 00:13:54,312 Save your judgment, nick, 274 00:13:54,313 --> 00:13:57,066 Fosomeone who actually cares whether or not you like them. 275 00:13:57,647 --> 00:14:01,246 I just wonder... what did you get from ikey-- 276 00:14:01,540 --> 00:14:02,607 Excitement? 277 00:14:02,924 --> 00:14:03,924 No. 278 00:14:04,792 --> 00:14:06,503 T excitement. 279 00:14:08,245 --> 00:14:09,606 Nick, i ow 280 00:14:09,606 --> 00:14:11,600 That this is something that y will never understand, 281 00:14:11,601 --> 00:14:13,671 But en you share everything in your life 282 00:14:13,672 --> 00:14:14,852 With those you love, 283 00:14:15,607 --> 00:14:18,071 Sometimes it's nessary to have something just for yourself. 284 00:14:18,071 --> 00:14:22,264 Wow. now there's a wonderful little mobius strip of logic. 285 00:14:23,065 --> 00:14:24,656 It's the worst thing in the world. 286 00:14:24,656 --> 00:14:25,947 Yeah. 287 00:14:25,947 --> 00:14:27,562 I know that. 288 00:14:28,310 --> 00:14:30,907 Every time i see en's face, 289 00:14:30,907 --> 00:14:33,241 See him dancing with my children... 290 00:14:35,436 --> 00:14:36,667 I know that. 291 00:14:36,667 --> 00:14:39,179 But i just... i just... 292 00:14:41,418 --> 00:14:43,735 I can't... stop. 293 00:14:46,360 --> 00:14:47,994 you can't stop? 294 00:14:49,000 --> 00:14:51,166 Ikey told me it was a 1-time thing. 295 00:14:54,377 --> 00:14:55,798 It was a 1-time thing... 296 00:14:56,643 --> 00:14:58,632 A 1-time thing that has lasted 297 00:14:58,633 --> 00:15:00,996 For months and months and months. 298 00:15:02,783 --> 00:15:04,157 I love my husband. 299 00:15:04,157 --> 00:15:07,465 I love my children. thisas nothing to do with them. 300 00:15:08,593 --> 00:15:09,357 And they suld not suffer 301 00:15:09,358 --> 00:15:11,732 Because of my inadequacies 302 00:15:13,611 --> 00:15:15,666 Or because you decided to come home. 303 00:15:28,017 --> 00:15:30,716 I think it's a very encouraging sign, janet. 304 00:15:30,717 --> 00:15:32,831 It means that he's comfortable enough with the whole thing. 305 00:15:32,831 --> 00:15:37,368 He wants his friends to know. all things considered, it makes me very nervous. 306 00:15:37,368 --> 00:15:39,232 Broke out in hives last night. (laughs) 307 00:15:41,073 --> 00:15:42,787 I saw nick yesterday. 308 00:15:45,565 --> 00:15:46,338 Oh? 309 00:15:46,339 --> 00:15:48,862 He apologized for the whole pumpkin fest thing. 310 00:15:50,246 --> 00:15:51,855 How sporty of him. 311 00:15:51,855 --> 00:15:53,726 Was he your first boyfriend... 312 00:15:54,723 --> 00:15:55,726 Ever? 313 00:15:56,574 --> 00:15:58,673 um, her first real one. 314 00:15:59,606 --> 00:16:01,690 I think you should give him a chance. 315 00:16:02,245 --> 00:16:04,902 Um, a chance at what? 316 00:16:05,585 --> 00:16:07,137 To be your boyfriend again. 317 00:16:09,043 --> 00:16:11,036 You know what, sam? i thought it would be good 318 00:16:11,536 --> 00:16:12,649 If it could just be the two of us again for a while-- 319 00:16:12,649 --> 00:16:15,871 You and me against the world.ld 320 00:16:15,871 --> 00:16:18,497 We c try, mom. but you should know 321 00:16:18,497 --> 00:16:20,195 The world doesn't fight fair. 322 00:16:31,003 --> 00:16:33,434 Nicky. hey, what's up? are you kidding me? 323 00:16:33,435 --> 00:16:34,524 What? are you kidding me with this? 324 00:16:34,524 --> 00:16:37,275 What? it's been goin' on for months? for months? 325 00:16:38,250 --> 00:16:40,004 How could you? he's your best friend, ikey! nick-- 326 00:16:40,005 --> 00:16:41,722 Sten to me. you gotta tell him. 327 00:16:41,722 --> 00:16:44,754 You gotta come clean with him. who the hell are you, huh? 328 00:16:45,225 --> 00:16:47,690 You don't know what goes on. you come in here 329 00:16:47,690 --> 00:16:49,891 After ten year you start dictating policy? 330 00:16:49,891 --> 00:16:53,618 Not now. not you. not after ten years. 331 00:16:53,618 --> 00:16:57,440 Not you. come on, my-fly, let's get out of here. 332 00:17:10,985 --> 00:17:14,003 What's going on? a fraternity is moving into the kessler house. 333 00:17:14,004 --> 00:17:15,962 Do you believe that? 334 00:17:15,962 --> 00:17:18,363 It's like somebody's playing a prank on us. 335 00:17:18,363 --> 00:17:20,678 Mrs. kessl deserved better. 336 00:17:20,678 --> 00:17:22,705 Hey, by the way, eddie, 337 00:17:22,705 --> 00:17:25,386 I-i, um, am having a friend come over tonight. 338 00:17:25,386 --> 00:17:26,421 I was wondering if maybe you-- 339 00:17:26,422 --> 00:17:28,958 uh... a friend? 340 00:17:30,237 --> 00:17:31,472 Pizza girl. 341 00:17:31,472 --> 00:17:32,762 Really? 342 00:17:32,762 --> 00:17:34,067 Good for you, phys. 343 00:17:34,068 --> 00:17:37,003 Wow. what are you gonna do with her, rearrange your dvds 344 00:17:37,004 --> 00:17:39,903 Into subtopics of, uh, director, star and year produced? 345 00:17:40,404 --> 00:17:41,941 Oh, we got plans. (both laugh) 346 00:17:43,336 --> 00:17:46,432 Speaking of which, who's your new mystery lady, eddie? 347 00:17:48,079 --> 00:17:48,716 What's she look like? 348 00:17:48,717 --> 00:17:50,724 Is she closer to tami from the video store 349 00:17:50,724 --> 00:17:52,084 Or sharon of new hampshire? 350 00:17:53,660 --> 00:17:55,616 Yeah, i... i don't know. 351 00:17:55,616 --> 00:17:57,860 Personally i liked trish the dish 352 00:17:57,860 --> 00:17:59,213 From sandy's house of fish. 353 00:17:59,460 --> 00:18:01,730 Ah, she was something-- smelly hands, though. 354 00:18:01,730 --> 00:18:04,062 Yeah, well, whoever she is, i'm sure she's beautiful, 355 00:18:04,721 --> 00:18:06,274 And all the guys will be covetous. 356 00:18:06,275 --> 00:18:09,349 I'm gonna have to hear for hours how "it's unfair how eddie 357 00:18:09,350 --> 00:18:11,354 Gets all the hottest chicks in town." 358 00:18:13,087 --> 00:18:14,674 Now what's he doing here? 359 00:18:17,021 --> 00:18:20,061 I had no idea the kessler house was a cataldo property. 360 00:18:25,454 --> 00:18:27,634 He bought them a margarita machine. 361 00:18:33,220 --> 00:18:34,629 Well, well, well. 362 00:18:35,080 --> 00:18:37,006 Looky what the cat dragged out. 363 00:18:37,007 --> 00:18:38,221 What's your problem, man? 364 00:18:38,222 --> 00:18:40,635 Oh, i don't have a problem. just, uh, welcoming 365 00:18:40,636 --> 00:18:43,364 Some new tenants-- fraternity from the doof. 366 00:18:43,364 --> 00:18:45,814 These boys got bounced for all sorts of noise violations, 367 00:18:45,814 --> 00:18:49,505 Public drunkenness, lewd acts. 368 00:18:50,480 --> 00:18:52,477 Hell, i think one of these jokers 369 00:18:52,478 --> 00:18:54,114 Might have even killed a man. 370 00:18:54,114 --> 00:18:55,708 So why are you doing this? 371 00:18:55,708 --> 00:18:59,342 Well, i got a soft spot in my heart for homeless turds, 372 00:18:59,342 --> 00:19:01,590 Which, uh, i actually imagine 373 00:19:01,591 --> 00:19:03,130 You're gonna be pretty soon, right? 374 00:19:03,625 --> 00:19:07,199 You're still sore over brenda barisano, aren't you? 375 00:19:07,199 --> 00:19:08,470 That was in high school. 376 00:19:08,470 --> 00:19:11,890 Besides, i got brenda barisano first, latekka. 377 00:19:11,890 --> 00:19:15,277 (chuckles) well, i got her last, big cat-- 378 00:19:15,277 --> 00:19:17,742 Just when she knew what was important to a fella. 379 00:19:17,743 --> 00:19:21,203 Ooh. this isn't about brenda barisano. 380 00:19:21,203 --> 00:19:23,575 Then what? you're killin' me. i mean, 381 00:19:23,576 --> 00:19:25,878 You're ruining my business. i have no idea why. 382 00:19:25,879 --> 00:19:28,092 Oh, i'm just getting started, champ. 383 00:19:28,092 --> 00:19:30,328 And trust me, i will not even take a nap 384 00:19:30,328 --> 00:19:33,141 Till you and your tire gang are suffering sideways, 385 00:19:33,141 --> 00:19:35,369 Till nick garrett is gone from the ridge 386 00:19:35,369 --> 00:19:38,241 For another ten years, 'cause your boy ruined my play. 387 00:19:38,241 --> 00:19:40,498 Wait a second. this is about nick garrett? 388 00:19:40,498 --> 00:19:43,469 Yeah, what'd you think? (chuckles) it was about you? 389 00:19:43,565 --> 00:19:45,463 I mean, no offense, pal, but i don't usually go 390 00:19:45,464 --> 00:19:47,805 All attila the hun over a lawn mower man doing me wrong. 391 00:19:48,107 --> 00:19:49,800 I-i don't even like nick garrett. 392 00:19:50,080 --> 00:19:52,230 Yeah? well, he likes you. 393 00:20:00,846 --> 00:20:02,187 (clicks tongue) there goes the neighborhood. 394 00:20:06,266 --> 00:20:08,460 Hi~ 395 00:20:09,406 --> 00:20:11,887 The lady of the hour has arrived. 396 00:20:12,772 --> 00:20:14,139 Oh, um, i brought this... 397 00:20:14,796 --> 00:20:16,724 '93 sauvignon blanc. 398 00:20:16,725 --> 00:20:18,263 I don't know anything about vino, 399 00:20:18,264 --> 00:20:19,695 So i just pick it by the year. 400 00:20:19,695 --> 00:20:22,358 It's '93. pearl jam's "vs." dropped. 401 00:20:22,358 --> 00:20:25,919 "don't call me daughter." i figured how could i go wrong? 402 00:20:25,919 --> 00:20:27,574 Well, let me-- let's get that on ice. 403 00:20:27,574 --> 00:20:29,831 And your coat. thanks. 404 00:20:31,298 --> 00:20:32,603 Thanks. 405 00:20:33,862 --> 00:20:35,157 Oh, my gosh. 406 00:20:35,429 --> 00:20:38,205 What--what did you do to this place? 407 00:20:38,205 --> 00:20:40,921 Well, just 'cause we have geographical constraints 408 00:20:40,922 --> 00:20:43,030 Shouldn't preclude us from enjoying a proper date. 409 00:20:44,123 --> 00:20:46,920 I take it you haven't eaten here before. 410 00:20:48,638 --> 00:20:51,024 Um, no. i... i've never had the pleasure. 411 00:20:51,024 --> 00:20:53,005 (imitating italian accent) then you haven't-a tried 412 00:20:53,006 --> 00:20:55,552 The best-a spaghetti in all the world-a. 413 00:20:55,552 --> 00:20:57,522 Tony--tony, meet mlovely date. 414 00:20:58,712 --> 00:20:59,866 Tony's the owner. 415 00:20:59,866 --> 00:21:02,415 I make this-a special just for you-a. 416 00:21:03,163 --> 00:21:04,567 He's my best customer. 417 00:21:05,525 --> 00:21:07,732 Thank you, tony. it looks delicious. 418 00:21:07,732 --> 00:21:09,665 grazie, grazie. ha ha. 419 00:21:16,741 --> 00:21:18,692 You did all this just for me? 420 00:21:20,008 --> 00:21:21,775 Did what? 421 00:21:21,841 --> 00:21:23,487 I just made a reservation. 422 00:21:31,208 --> 00:21:34,610 Corner booth. are we hiding from dean etwood? 423 00:21:36,810 --> 00:21:37,995 Something like that. 424 00:21:37,995 --> 00:21:40,618 Subterfuge. me likes. 425 00:21:40,618 --> 00:21:42,101 Yeah. 426 00:21:44,000 --> 00:21:46,199 I think we need to come to terms 427 00:21:46,200 --> 00:21:47,203 On what we're doing here. 428 00:21:47,204 --> 00:21:48,779 "come to terms"? 429 00:21:49,037 --> 00:21:51,153 And who says romance is dead? 430 00:21:52,367 --> 00:21:55,314 Ll, it's--it's... it's just, um... 431 00:21:55,314 --> 00:21:56,714 what are we doing here? 432 00:21:57,677 --> 00:21:58,784 That's the point. 433 00:21:59,655 --> 00:22:00,517 Nothing. 434 00:22:02,253 --> 00:22:05,594 So we have to come to terms on doing nothing. 435 00:22:05,720 --> 00:22:08,781 Look, i'm a teacher. you're a student. 436 00:22:08,781 --> 00:22:10,598 Dean etwood's got us in her crosshairs. 437 00:22:10,599 --> 00:22:11,885 You see where i'm going? 438 00:22:12,353 --> 00:22:13,753 Take me there. 439 00:22:18,420 --> 00:22:21,527 and now for the main event-a. giorgio, musica, musica. 440 00:22:23,453 --> 00:22:25,896 scusi, scusi. musica? musica. musica. 441 00:22:25,897 --> 00:22:27,562 musica. oh, yes. 442 00:22:28,796 --> 00:22:30,387 (imitating italian accent) whatever you say. you the boss. 443 00:22:30,388 --> 00:22:32,616 Hey! i slap-a your face. ah, ha ha. 444 00:22:51,430 --> 00:22:54,612 We're in a bit of a muddle, you and i. 445 00:22:54,663 --> 00:22:56,733 I just don't think it would end well-- 446 00:22:56,733 --> 00:22:59,553 All the covering up, the deceit. 447 00:22:59,553 --> 00:23:02,661 I look at the people around me-- my family and friends, 448 00:23:02,661 --> 00:23:04,239 And it's the lies-- 449 00:23:04,239 --> 00:23:07,368 It's only the lies that threaten to tear them apart. 450 00:23:07,373 --> 00:23:09,672 Truth, honesty-- 451 00:23:10,078 --> 00:23:13,668 Those are the foundations that you need in any relationship. 452 00:23:14,269 --> 00:23:15,905 You gotta start with honesty... 453 00:23:18,469 --> 00:23:19,975 Otherwise what else are you left with? 454 00:23:21,035 --> 00:23:24,307 Well, i never dreamt i'd be traveling the whole world 455 00:23:24,436 --> 00:23:26,046 With a boy who never left the house. 456 00:23:28,069 --> 00:23:31,591 You should know that i haven't had any close physical contact 457 00:23:31,592 --> 00:23:34,176 With anyone since the day joey ramone died, 458 00:23:34,176 --> 00:23:35,620 And that was in april... 459 00:23:35,620 --> 00:23:37,059 That's not so bad. 460 00:23:37,060 --> 00:23:38,826 Of 2001. 461 00:23:43,143 --> 00:23:45,225 Okay, so what you're saying is 462 00:23:45,226 --> 00:23:47,192 You want to pump the brakes on us. 463 00:23:48,115 --> 00:23:51,163 That is what i'm saying. i know, it's bad. 464 00:23:52,033 --> 00:23:53,909 And i think you're so great, too. it's just-- 465 00:23:53,910 --> 00:23:56,649 Permission to offer a nonclinical diagnosis? please. 466 00:23:56,649 --> 00:23:59,035 Playing catch-up to ten years of hometown secrets 467 00:23:59,036 --> 00:24:01,244 Is putting snakes in your head. 468 00:24:02,188 --> 00:24:04,755 Whether it's your friends or your father, 469 00:24:05,392 --> 00:24:08,329 I'm just sorry that i have to be the one to take the fall. 470 00:24:31,369 --> 00:24:32,569 Snippity-loo, dad. 471 00:24:33,642 --> 00:24:34,646 Enjoyingour date? 472 00:24:35,366 --> 00:24:38,058 Why are you sneakin' around, huh? 473 00:24:38,058 --> 00:24:40,709 Oh, is this your bowling bag? 474 00:24:41,123 --> 00:24:42,291 No? 475 00:24:42,291 --> 00:24:44,672 You lied to my face. 476 00:24:45,224 --> 00:24:47,783 Ten years later, you're still keeping things from me. 477 00:24:47,783 --> 00:24:50,570 You want to talk about ten years? 478 00:24:51,251 --> 00:24:52,538 Ten years doesn't even give you 479 00:24:52,539 --> 00:24:54,004 the right to have this conversation. 480 00:24:54,005 --> 00:24:55,299 What about ronnie? 481 00:24:55,299 --> 00:24:57,246 You know that this is tearing him apart? 482 00:24:57,246 --> 00:25:02,202 It's putting snakes in his head, dad, and mine. ronnie can't handle these thgs. 483 00:25:02,202 --> 00:25:04,381 He still holds on to your mother's memory-- 484 00:25:04,382 --> 00:25:07,376 Not that i don't, but people gotta move on. 485 00:25:07,377 --> 00:25:08,523 God knows you did. 486 00:25:08,524 --> 00:25:10,677 Ronnie is stronger than you think. 487 00:25:10,677 --> 00:25:12,590 You just gotta have a little faith, dad. 488 00:25:12,590 --> 00:25:16,008 Some things are more complicated than they seem. 489 00:25:16,009 --> 00:25:19,294 What's so damn complicated? you're on a date. big deal. 490 00:25:19,294 --> 00:25:20,889 These are things that you can share with us. 491 00:25:20,890 --> 00:25:23,226 It doesn't have to be so damn complicated. 492 00:25:23,226 --> 00:25:26,975 Are we gonna have to take this into the parking lot? dean etwood. 493 00:25:28,095 --> 00:25:29,095 Hello. 494 00:25:29,787 --> 00:25:33,729 Dad--uh, dean, this is my father, bob garrett, 495 00:25:33,730 --> 00:25:37,978 And, uh, dad, this is my-- dean etwood, my boss. 496 00:25:45,210 --> 00:25:48,810 Uh, excuse me. thank you. 497 00:25:52,592 --> 00:25:53,592 You? 498 00:25:55,116 --> 00:25:56,116 Her? 499 00:26:03,000 --> 00:26:04,332 Okay. so... 500 00:26:07,245 --> 00:26:08,890 Just for the sake of clarity, 501 00:26:08,890 --> 00:26:12,798 Um, you knew that he was my father? 502 00:26:12,798 --> 00:26:16,013 And you knew that she was my boss? yeah, that's right. 503 00:26:16,014 --> 00:26:18,386 A-and the innumerable gauntlets, 504 00:26:18,387 --> 00:26:20,725 The endless circles of hell 505 00:26:20,725 --> 00:26:22,457 That you made me jump through, that--that was what, 506 00:26:22,458 --> 00:26:24,379 Like what, like a welcome- to-the-family kind of thing? 507 00:26:24,380 --> 00:26:27,812 It w more like a doing-my-job kind of thing. well, to quote my father's 508 00:26:27,813 --> 00:26:29,948 Favorite movie hero, cool hand luke, 509 00:26:29,948 --> 00:26:32,740 "callin' it your job don't make it right, boss." oh, nick-- 510 00:26:32,741 --> 00:26:35,441 no, no. i listened to her. i listened to you. 511 00:26:35,441 --> 00:26:38,830 Aubrey, that girl in my class? i shut things down with her 512 00:26:38,831 --> 00:26:39,711 Because you frowned upon it. 513 00:26:39,712 --> 00:26:43,001 She was all torn up about the whole aubrey situation. 514 00:26:43,001 --> 00:26:47,227 He whole aubrey situation"? this has been a discussionoint 515 00:26:47,228 --> 00:26:49,892 For you two-- light dinner chat? 516 00:26:49,892 --> 00:26:53,121 The truth is, i knew from spending time with your father 517 00:26:53,121 --> 00:26:55,456 That you leave something to be desired 518 00:26:55,457 --> 00:26:57,478 In the priorities department. oh. 519 00:26:57,478 --> 00:27:00,596 I needed to see how much this job really meant to you. 520 00:27:00,596 --> 00:27:02,307 And clearly, the job is important, 521 00:27:02,308 --> 00:27:04,145 And this pleases me. 522 00:27:04,146 --> 00:27:07,552 Oh, happy to oble. now if it's all the same to you, 523 00:27:07,552 --> 00:27:09,377 I'd like to continue seeing the girl. 524 00:27:09,378 --> 00:27:12,281 Well, that's your choice, nick. but all along, 525 00:27:12,281 --> 00:27:15,959 Leslie has been trng to gauge your commitment. 526 00:27:15,959 --> 00:27:17,412 This is amazing-- 527 00:27:17,412 --> 00:27:20,208 living in a world where i'm being tested by you 528 00:27:20,208 --> 00:27:23,000 and where you call her leslie. 529 00:27:23,001 --> 00:27:24,367 That's mind-blowing. 530 00:27:24,368 --> 00:27:28,095 So that you know, nick, your fatr missed you terribly, 531 00:27:28,095 --> 00:27:31,000 And he was proud of you. all he wanted was 532 00:27:31,001 --> 00:27:33,687 To share in your success, and you weren't here. 533 00:27:33,688 --> 00:27:35,118 You weren't at home. 534 00:27:40,149 --> 00:27:42,216 So you brought me back? 535 00:27:45,833 --> 00:27:49,271 The 1-day intensive-- the reason i came back home-- 536 00:27:49,272 --> 00:27:52,892 You invited me to teach that so i could see my father again? 537 00:27:52,893 --> 00:27:56,198 it was more like so he could see you again. 538 00:27:56,198 --> 00:27:57,755 Is this for real? is he right? 539 00:27:58,514 --> 00:28:01,046 Well, i never dreamed you'd stay. 540 00:28:01,181 --> 00:28:03,542 But i was glad for that, and now look-- 541 00:28:03,542 --> 00:28:06,514 Look at the two of you together, like it's supposed to be. 542 00:28:07,009 --> 00:28:08,803 You invited him to teach the class 543 00:28:08,804 --> 00:28:11,555 So he'd come back home? of course, robert. 544 00:28:11,555 --> 00:28:12,523 Offense, kids, 545 00:28:12,524 --> 00:28:16,790 But i really didn't like the book at all. 546 00:28:28,924 --> 00:28:30,852 Whoever thought eddie latekka and his monkey squad 547 00:28:30,853 --> 00:28:32,722 Would turn me into a daytime lush? 548 00:28:32,723 --> 00:28:34,822 There's nothing to be nervous about. 549 00:28:34,822 --> 00:28:36,645 What time is he picking you up? 550 00:28:37,348 --> 00:28:41,001 15 minutes-- 900 precious seconds 551 00:28:41,002 --> 00:28:42,720 Before i make the dubious transformation 552 00:28:42,721 --> 00:28:46,518 From reliable barkeep to knitting circle gossip fodder. 553 00:28:46,518 --> 00:28:48,925 Yeah, well, welcome to my world. 554 00:28:48,925 --> 00:28:50,602 You know what the weirdest part is? 555 00:28:50,602 --> 00:28:54,502 I'm really, really... looking forward to it. 556 00:29:19,295 --> 00:29:20,466 You got my message. 557 00:29:20,466 --> 00:29:21,701 I did, 558 00:29:21,701 --> 00:29:24,113 And it was on the fast track to being deleted. 559 00:29:24,817 --> 00:29:27,301 But who could pass up the chance at eating cheeseburgers 560 00:29:27,301 --> 00:29:29,564 With the real-life characters from your book? 561 00:29:35,287 --> 00:29:36,555 So about last night-- 562 00:29:36,555 --> 00:29:38,691 Oh, no, don't sweat it. 563 00:29:38,691 --> 00:29:40,637 I've been pre-dumped before. 564 00:29:40,900 --> 00:29:43,747 Yeah, my last boyfriend broke up with me four times 565 00:29:43,748 --> 00:29:46,550 Before our first date. four times? 566 00:29:46,550 --> 00:29:48,684 What is it with you boys? what? 567 00:29:48,684 --> 00:29:51,774 You know, i think it's that the average penis is comprised 568 00:29:51,775 --> 00:29:54,304 Mostly of equal parts muscle tissue, blood vessels 569 00:29:54,984 --> 00:29:56,382 And ambivalence. 570 00:29:58,671 --> 00:29:59,478 (chuckles) let me troduce you to the gang. 571 00:30:17,000 --> 00:30:20,165 Hey, eddie, it's me. just making sure we're still on for 3:00 572 00:30:20,166 --> 00:30:22,477 And to reminyou that i'm at the bar, not at home. 573 00:30:22,477 --> 00:30:24,883 Hope you didn't go to my house by mistake. 574 00:30:24,883 --> 00:30:27,302 I haven'fed my dog in weeks, and, uh, he's got a thing 575 00:30:27,303 --> 00:30:30,407 For cool dudes in trucks, but don't we all? 576 00:30:31,931 --> 00:30:33,556 Okay, bye. 577 00:30:36,006 --> 00:30:39,313 I'd pay $500 to take back the "don't we all?" 578 00:30:46,539 --> 00:30:47,782 I got it. 579 00:30:54,641 --> 00:30:55,307 Hey, guys. 580 00:30:55,308 --> 00:30:57,403 Mmm. hey, big cat. 581 00:30:57,403 --> 00:31:00,135 Janet, wow, you look lovely today. 582 00:31:00,385 --> 00:31:02,070 Sorry about you and hannah. 583 00:31:03,219 --> 00:31:06,263 Yeah, well, such are the risks that we take, right? 584 00:31:06,263 --> 00:31:08,003 I mean, we can wear our seat belts. 585 00:31:08,004 --> 00:31:10,270 We can eat our vegetables, 586 00:31:10,271 --> 00:31:12,053 We can lather ourselves in sunscreen, 587 00:31:12,054 --> 00:31:14,874 But when it comes to matters of the heart, 588 00:31:14,874 --> 00:31:17,994 We're all just reckless drivers on an icy road. 589 00:31:48,356 --> 00:31:49,800 He didn't show. 590 00:31:49,800 --> 00:31:53,504 I'll kill him. i see him? i'll kill him. 591 00:31:53,504 --> 00:31:54,668 It's my fault. (closes door) 592 00:31:54,668 --> 00:31:57,552 What was i thinking? he's eddie latekka. 593 00:31:57,552 --> 00:32:00,706 I'm janet meadows. the whole idea of it is absurd. 594 00:32:00,707 --> 00:32:02,184 Janet-- hey, sam. 595 00:32:02,184 --> 00:32:03,111 Hey. 596 00:32:03,111 --> 00:32:06,398 I was imagining how it would be 597 00:32:06,398 --> 00:32:08,784 Walking into the barbecue with eddie, 598 00:32:09,375 --> 00:32:12,193 How it would feel--like prom. 599 00:32:12,193 --> 00:32:16,126 Eddie puked the whole prom. maybe it's not what it seems. 600 00:32:16,126 --> 00:32:17,705 Maybe he didn't go to the barbecue. 601 00:32:17,706 --> 00:32:18,771 Maybe something came up. 602 00:32:18,772 --> 00:32:21,557 Maybe he just doesn't want to be seen with me. janet, don't go there. 603 00:32:22,213 --> 00:32:25,708 What we need is intel-- good, old-fashioned spycraft. 604 00:32:26,657 --> 00:32:28,054 What do you mean? 605 00:32:31,000 --> 00:32:32,089 Rock star? 606 00:32:32,089 --> 00:32:34,779 How would you like to go on a little mission? 607 00:32:34,779 --> 00:32:37,316 A secret mission? hannah. 608 00:32:38,300 --> 00:32:39,654 Super-secret. 609 00:32:39,654 --> 00:32:41,707 Special agent sam daniels reporting for duty. 610 00:32:41,708 --> 00:32:43,927 Okay. you know where the rowans live. mm-hmm. 611 00:32:43,927 --> 00:32:46,488 I want you to hop on your bike, slip into their party 612 00:32:46,489 --> 00:32:48,392 And find out if eddie is there. and then i want you 613 00:32:48,393 --> 00:32:51,033 To come back quick and tell us what you know. all right. 614 00:32:53,207 --> 00:32:54,551 What are you doing? 615 00:32:54,551 --> 00:32:56,689 I'm sending the lad on a little recce. 616 00:32:59,000 --> 00:33:00,675 You got any cheese puffs? 617 00:33:02,200 --> 00:33:03,334 Hey, guys. 618 00:33:07,234 --> 00:33:09,033 What's up, fellas? ooh! 619 00:33:10,100 --> 00:33:11,258 Lookin' good. 620 00:33:13,224 --> 00:33:14,336 So aubrey's great. 621 00:33:15,692 --> 00:33:16,598 Yeah. 622 00:33:16,599 --> 00:33:17,599 She is. 623 00:33:18,000 --> 00:33:19,561 You gotta come around to it, buddy-- 624 00:33:19,561 --> 00:33:21,165 What matters most. 625 00:33:22,252 --> 00:33:25,934 All your wild times in new york and books and movies, 626 00:33:26,693 --> 00:33:29,021 It's nothing compared to having that one person 627 00:33:29,621 --> 00:33:32,001 To rub your feet against hers under the covers 628 00:33:32,002 --> 00:33:34,677 On a night when the snow's coming down heavy. 629 00:33:36,872 --> 00:33:39,844 I feel like the luckiest guy in the world, man. 630 00:33:39,844 --> 00:33:42,513 I got the perfect wi, the best kids. 631 00:33:42,513 --> 00:33:45,038 The job is good. the guys make me laugh. 632 00:33:45,038 --> 00:33:47,464 Buthere was always one thing missing. 633 00:33:48,428 --> 00:33:50,002 Owen, i-i-- 634 00:33:50,003 --> 00:33:52,959 You. i love it when you're around, buddy. 635 00:33:52,959 --> 00:33:54,475 I love it. 636 00:33:54,475 --> 00:33:56,002 Okay. all right. 637 00:33:56,003 --> 00:33:57,832 Hey. hey! 638 00:33:58,669 --> 00:34:00,472 (laughs) thank you for my party, cranberry. 639 00:34:00,473 --> 00:34:02,364 You're welcome, cranberry. 640 00:34:03,763 --> 00:34:05,674 You guys have pet names. 641 00:34:05,674 --> 00:34:07,336 Yes. (laughing) 642 00:34:08,267 --> 00:34:09,267 Who knew? 643 00:34:12,034 --> 00:34:13,967 It's true. (laughing) 644 00:34:17,606 --> 00:34:18,394 Dad? 645 00:34:18,394 --> 00:34:21,200 Ronnie, hey. uh... 646 00:34:21,201 --> 00:34:22,507 Who are you? 647 00:34:22,507 --> 00:34:25,700 Now i-i-i know you've had your suspicions, 648 00:34:25,700 --> 00:34:27,907 D i should've done this a lot sooner, 649 00:34:27,908 --> 00:34:29,005 But this is leslie. 650 00:34:29,475 --> 00:34:32,572 It is so nice to meet you, ronnie. 651 00:34:33,709 --> 00:34:35,039 What's going on? 652 00:34:37,505 --> 00:34:40,137 Ronnie, leslie's... 653 00:34:40,367 --> 00:34:41,719 My girlfriend. 654 00:34:49,829 --> 00:34:51,392 R-ronnie? 655 00:34:59,002 --> 00:35:00,565 Ronnie, please. 656 00:35:09,950 --> 00:35:10,966 Thank you. 657 00:35:11,433 --> 00:35:14,015 He's been so lonely. 658 00:35:15,248 --> 00:35:17,080 Thank you very much. 659 00:35:23,846 --> 00:35:25,585 Thank you. 660 00:35:28,645 --> 00:35:31,164 We all threw the beer in the washing machine, 661 00:35:31,164 --> 00:35:32,409 And then you just bolted, 662 00:35:32,730 --> 00:35:34,958 And then they busted-- i got busted. 663 00:35:36,830 --> 00:35:38,230 Uh, excuse me. 664 00:35:41,163 --> 00:35:43,097 What's up? 665 00:35:43,164 --> 00:35:44,414 I thought about what you said. 666 00:35:44,414 --> 00:35:47,164 And i'm gonna do it-- tell owen. 667 00:35:48,009 --> 00:35:50,840 I just don't know, uh, when or how. 668 00:35:50,944 --> 00:35:52,599 Don't. what? 669 00:35:52,600 --> 00:35:55,265 Don't tell owen rowan, not ever. 670 00:35:55,265 --> 00:35:57,288 You just shut it down with alison, okay? 671 00:35:57,289 --> 00:36:00,688 We keep it in the vault and let it die, all right? 672 00:36:00,688 --> 00:36:01,673 All right. 673 00:36:02,154 --> 00:36:03,534 Owen rowan doesn't deserve to have his whole life ruined 674 00:36:03,535 --> 00:36:05,034 Just 'cause you were being stupid. 675 00:36:07,311 --> 00:36:09,382 What changed your mind? 676 00:36:11,619 --> 00:36:13,524 Sometimes the truth is overrated. 677 00:36:29,464 --> 00:36:30,762 Interesting. 678 00:36:33,508 --> 00:36:34,434 What? 679 00:36:34,435 --> 00:36:36,731 Or maybe "disappointing" is more like it. 680 00:36:39,672 --> 00:36:40,634 Is your mom here? 681 00:36:40,635 --> 00:36:45,004 No. she couldn't make it. she's too busy convincing 682 00:36:45,005 --> 00:36:47,488 The nicest person in all of knights ridge 683 00:36:47,626 --> 00:36:49,059 You're not as bad as you seem right now. 684 00:36:49,529 --> 00:36:51,374 You're a little bit out of your stion here, sam, 685 00:36:51,375 --> 00:36:53,855 Don't you think? why didn't you bring her? 686 00:36:54,832 --> 00:36:56,276 Afraid of geing teased? 687 00:36:58,000 --> 00:37:00,793 It's a tough lesson about getting older, sam, 688 00:37:01,234 --> 00:37:03,533 But everyone has a role in the big picture. 689 00:37:03,534 --> 00:37:05,694 If somebody stops serving that role, 690 00:37:06,287 --> 00:37:07,951 Then the whole thing crumbles. 691 00:37:07,951 --> 00:37:09,217 So what's your role? 692 00:37:09,217 --> 00:37:13,032 To date a... certain kind of girl... 693 00:37:14,027 --> 00:37:15,836 The really beautiful kind. 694 00:37:15,836 --> 00:37:19,575 You know how horses make poop? my grandmother calls it "pucky." 695 00:37:20,032 --> 00:37:21,031 So? 696 00:37:21,032 --> 00:37:24,798 Everything you just said i'm pretty sure is horse pucky. 697 00:37:26,000 --> 00:37:26,967 And janet-- 698 00:37:26,967 --> 00:37:29,251 i think she is the beautiful kind. 699 00:37:31,167 --> 00:37:33,938 Your friends are swell. it's cozy here. 700 00:37:33,938 --> 00:37:35,841 Cozy? cozy. 701 00:37:36,589 --> 00:37:38,051 (laughs) i mean, think about it. 702 00:37:38,051 --> 00:37:41,534 End of the day, what's more important than cozy? 703 00:37:44,479 --> 00:37:46,399 You know what i think i'd like more than anything 704 00:37:46,400 --> 00:37:47,571 From this moment on? 705 00:37:48,249 --> 00:37:49,973 Teach me, teach. 706 00:37:51,289 --> 00:37:53,659 Just to take the next few weeks 707 00:37:53,659 --> 00:37:55,402 To really get to know you. 708 00:37:56,492 --> 00:37:57,632 And why is that? 709 00:37:57,632 --> 00:37:59,127 'cause i really think that you're someone 710 00:37:59,128 --> 00:38:00,406 Worth getting to know. 711 00:38:33,897 --> 00:38:35,807 Oh, the sticky monster attacks! 712 00:38:35,807 --> 00:38:37,490 Sticky monster! 713 00:38:37,490 --> 00:38:39,453 The sticky monster! attack! 714 00:38:39,453 --> 00:38:41,729 Oh, yeah! (cheers and laughter) 715 00:38:42,729 --> 00:38:44,635 No sticky monster. 716 00:38:44,635 --> 00:38:47,524 Okay, everybody. everybody has to try alison's favorite-- 717 00:38:48,013 --> 00:38:49,813 Macadamia peanut butter cake. 718 00:38:50,047 --> 00:38:50,113 (man) yeah! (man) yeah! 719 00:38:56,013 --> 00:38:57,883 I need nick. where's nick? 720 00:38:57,883 --> 00:38:58,781 I don't know. 721 00:39:09,715 --> 00:39:10,707 Sam? 722 00:39:13,513 --> 00:39:15,071 Have you met aubrey? 723 00:39:18,713 --> 00:39:19,382 Sam? 724 00:39:26,481 --> 00:39:27,713 (nick) sam! 725 00:41:33,835 --> 00:41:35,773 Come on, ronnie! 726 00:41:35,773 --> 00:41:48,613 welcome to www.1000fr.com 727 00:41:48,663 --> 00:41:53,213 Repair and Synchronization by Easy Subtitles Synchronizer 1.0.0.0 53955

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