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(MARK-PAUL) Ooh, fun, you
guys dyeing Easter eggs?
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You know what else is fun?
Making matzoh balls!
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(CHUCKLING)
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(CEDRIC) It's Easter, okay?
It ain't Passover.
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So I say we "pass over"
your dumb holiday
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that says I can't eat bread.
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And get some Easter biscuits
at Marie Callender's.
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(ALL LAUGHING)
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(CELL PHONE VIBRATE)
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(WHISPERING) Oh, my God,
Larry, stop calling me.
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And as Curtis throws the matzoh
in the trash, we fade out.
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Another great episode, you guys.
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Give us a second to get our
notes together and we'll talk.
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- Hey.
- Hey.
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- You were very funny.
- Thanks.
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I noticed you didn't, uh,
say my Seder joke.
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Well, I'm gonna ask
some of the other writers
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to come up with something funnier.
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So I guess there's no way for
it to not be weird at work.
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Well, that's what happens when people
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who work together break up.
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I never said we were broken up.
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Oh, so you just sleep someplace else
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but we're still a happy couple?
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(DOOR OPENS)
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Hello, Andrea.
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What're you doing here?
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Didn't they fire your ass?
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You're looking lovely as always. Mmm.
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I thought this was the "Rob
In The Hood" writers room.
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No, it's for "Brooklyn Nine-Nine."
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They only let you use
that for your stupid pilot.
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Well, do you know where the
"Rob In The Hood" writers are?
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And why would I know that?
Because I'm Black?
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I know where all the Black people are?
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What do you think we're mutants
and I'm Professor X? No, I don't.
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Do you know where
all the white people are?
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I... no. Oh, yeah, they're everywhere
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Dude, get the hell
out of my office, man.
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Nice to see you again, Andrea.
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Rachel! Rachel!
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Rachel? Oh, sorry, you're not Rachel.
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- (PHONE RINGS)
- This is Bradley.
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Bradley, I have two questions for you.
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Well, hopefully, I'll have
two answers for you.
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Can this meeting be moved
to a later time
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or another day? And also...
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What would happen if one or two
of us couldn't make the meeting?
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Uh, well, I don't have either
of those answers for you,
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but lemme see what I can find out.
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Okay, hurry.
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Act two is great. Really strong.
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We do have a couple notes on page 16.
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Oh, God, thank God. What
are you doing here?
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I need to talk to you real quick.
I'm in a meeting!
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And I'm pretty sure you're not
supposed to be on the lot, Larry.
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Oh, is that really true?
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Then you probably should've
taken away my badge.
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But you didn't.
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You took away my show, but you
didn't take away my badge.
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I'll be right back.
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I'm sorry, he has mental problems.
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And by the way, the United Way
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is never gonna see a dime from me.
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That's a lovely thing to yell
to a room full of people.
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What is going on?
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- (CELL PHONE VIBRATES)
- Listen, uh... hold on one second.
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Seriously, you're taking a phone call?
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Uh, what-what'd you find out?
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(BRADLEY) The answer to number one is:
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No, you can't push the meeting.
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But the answer
to number two is also, no,
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- it has to be the whole team.
- A-ha.
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Is there anything else I can...
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Okay, here's the situation.
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We have a meeting today
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at 4:00 with Steven Spielberg.
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He wants to develop a feature
with you, me and Hugh.
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And we all have to be at the meeting
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so you have to be there.
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- Is this a joke?
- No!
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So, Steven Spielberg just
called you out of the blue
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and said, "I wanna develop a
feature with three nobodies?"
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No, Bradley told me.
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Well, Bradley's an idiot so
I'm sure he got it all wrong.
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What if he got it all right?!
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I mean, it could finally
be different this time.
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This isn't us chasing around
crazy Melissa McCarthy
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and begging her to do
"Mr. First Lady."
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This is Steven Spielberg!
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This could be the job of a lifetime.
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Larry, I have a job!
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Okay, do you wanna work
at this stupid sitcom
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or would you rather
work with me and Hugh?
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Hugh thinks this is real?
Hugh's going to this?
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Yes! Of course, Hugh's
definitely going to this.
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(DOOR OPENS)
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Uh, Rachel? Are you still
a writer on this show?
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Yeah... uh, sorry.
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Rachel, are you coming?
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I have to get back in there.
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Oh, come on!
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(CELL PHONE RINGS)
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Hey. Where are you?
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I just got to Phoenix.
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Hugh, I am begging you to, please,
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just skip this Alice Cooper concert.
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It's not a concert.
I'm going to his house.
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When did you become friends
with Alice Cooper?
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I'm not friends with him.
I don't know the man.
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So, you're just like an obsessed fan?
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How did I not know this?
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- Larry, I gotta go.
- Wait!
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How long are you gonna be in Phoenix?
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Uh, it depends on Alice Cooper.
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Well, it takes an hour to fly to
L.A., and you have to meet me
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and Rachel at Steven Spielberg's
office at 4:00.
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Wait, Rachel's going?
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Yes, Rachel's going!
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Okay, 4:00? Yes, I'll try, all right?
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Uh, I gotta get going.
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What does that mean?!
Are you gonna be there or not?
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Hello?
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What is the matter with these people?!
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It's Steven Spielberg!
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(DOORBELL CHIMES)
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Can I help you?
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Yes, I'm sorry to bother you, um...
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Is there anyway I can
speak to Alice Cooper?
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It's terribly important.
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Sure, one moment... Alice?! Alice!
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There's a man here to see you.
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Yes?
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Your name is Alice Cooper.
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- It is.
- Right.
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I was looking for the...
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the rock'n'roll musician,
Alice Cooper, the man.
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And I got this address
from the internet
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and I'm an idiot and I'm sorry.
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Hold on, hold on, I have
something that might help.
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Really? Uh, wh...
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Here's some of his fan mail that
got delivered here by mistake.
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How would this help me?
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Oh, no, it helps me.
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Saves me a trip to
the post office, thanks.
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Oh, he looks so sad.
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Well, Alice, you should know.
The world's a sad place.
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Hey, um...
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Have those rewrites.
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Just set it down.
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Was gonna have them...
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one of the other writers bring it.
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But I didn't want you to
think I was avoiding you.
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I mean... I don't want it to be weird.
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What time's the run-through? 3:45.
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Well, I have to go over
these so, do you mind?
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Uh, you know, I
actually... I might, um...
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I might miss the run-through
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'cause I might have
this thing at 4:00.
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Rachel, you can't just leave
work anytime you want
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just because you have a daughter.
Excuse me?
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You can't just drop everything
just because of Lois.
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Actually, for the rest of my life,
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I will drop everything for Lois.
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And by the way, today,
I'm dropping everything
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for Hugh, Larry and Steven Spielberg!
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Does this mean you're quitting?
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I'm... quitting.
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I quit.
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(QUIETLY) I just... quit.
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(WHISPERING) Please,
Steven Spielberg, be real.
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I'm sorry for taking
up your time, Mr. Cooper.
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Uh, in the phone book, you were
listed as A. Cooper and...
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I was hoping you were Alice Cooper.
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And you are instead,
uh, Alistair Cooper, right.
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(BEEPING)
And, uh, oh, you hung up on me.
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Can I get you anything else?
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Alice Cooper's address?
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Only if you give me
Bradley Cooper's address.
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(CHUCKLING) Ahh...
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Yeah, I don't have that either.
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(PHONE RINGING)
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Bradley Cooper
in Bradley Cooper's office.
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That's your last name?
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Your name is Bradley Cooper?
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Hugh? Is that you?
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Please tell me you're
going to the meeting.
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Bradley, I'll, I'll make you a deal.
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I will go to that meeting
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if you get me Alice Cooper's address.
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My grandmother?
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What?
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My grandmother's name is Alice Cooper.
She lives in Phoenix.
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My God, I think
I just met your grandmother.
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No, uh, Bradley, I need, uh,
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Alice Cooper, the rock'n'roll guy.
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Can you, can you get that for me?
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Yes, I'm on it. I can get it...
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I can ask another junior agent,
Victor, in the music department.
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He's my friend...
You don't care, I can get it!
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All right, attaboy.
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(DOOR BUZZER)
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Rustin, what are you doing here?
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Oh, hey, Rachel.
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I didn't think you were gonna be here.
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Mark-Paul asked me
to come by his place
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and drop off your things.
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He thought it would be less awkward.
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Yeah, no, this, uh...
isn't awkward at all.
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Well... bye.
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(DOOR BUZZER, KEYS JINGLE,
CELL PHONE PLAYS)
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Hey.
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Uh, so any decisions?
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Did we decide on what we're
doing today at 4:00?
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I'm going to the Spielberg meeting.
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Yes! Great, one down.
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What does that mean?
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What does what mean?
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Uh... I'm, I'm watching
a football game and, um...
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You know, they got a first down.
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Okay, I'm already bored.
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- So where are you right now?
- I'm at home.
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Or Michael and Ethan's
home, I don't know...
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My life is crumbling.
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Excellent, this is great.
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I'm gonna pick you up
so we'll go together.
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That way you're definitely there.
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And I'm definitely there.
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And then we'll just have
Hugh definitely there
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and we'll all definitely be there.
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Why do you sound so weird?
I gotta find a tie.
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Hugh, it's Bradley Cooper
from Bradley Cooper's office.
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I have the information you seek.
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Well, I mean, Victor has it,
and then he gave it to me...
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I, I have it.
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??
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- Alice Cooper?
- What?
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I'm his, wife, man,
why'd you think I was Alice?
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Uh, I, I think because of the makeup.
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What about it
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Um, it's, it's just like his makeup.
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Oh, God. I've been crying.
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It's just that Alice
is on tour in Europe
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and I miss him so much.
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Get out of my house!
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Ahh! Gah!
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Jesus! Ahh!
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- Hey!
- What is that tie?
250
00:10:16,012 --> 00:10:18,445
It's "Star Wars."
For Steven Spielberg.
251
00:10:18,446 --> 00:10:20,748
That's George Lucas.
What's George Luca?
252
00:10:20,749 --> 00:10:23,517
You can't wear that. I'll
give you one of Ethan's ties.
253
00:10:23,518 --> 00:10:25,453
Well, I don't wanna look like I'm gay.
254
00:10:25,454 --> 00:10:29,425
What do you think, his ties have
a bunch of dicks all over them?
255
00:10:31,893 --> 00:10:35,696
Here, this was the most
heterosexual one I could find.
256
00:10:35,697 --> 00:10:37,461
You know something that'll
help us at this meeting.
257
00:10:37,462 --> 00:10:38,282
Hmm.
258
00:10:38,283 --> 00:10:41,469
Steven Spielberg actually
went to my high school.
259
00:10:41,470 --> 00:10:42,670
Saratoga High School.
260
00:10:42,671 --> 00:10:43,738
What are you talking about?
261
00:10:43,739 --> 00:10:45,706
He went to my high school, Arcadia.
262
00:10:45,707 --> 00:10:47,109
- No, he didn't.
- He did.
263
00:10:47,110 --> 00:10:48,777
- Look it up.
- I'm doing that.
264
00:10:48,778 --> 00:10:53,547
Go to W-W-W, um...
- I know how to use the internet, thanks.
265
00:10:53,548 --> 00:10:56,350
Uh, "Steven Spielberg went
to Arcadia High School
266
00:10:56,351 --> 00:10:59,287
in Phoenix, Arizona for three years...
No.
267
00:10:59,288 --> 00:11:01,857
Until his family moved
to Saratoga, California,
268
00:11:01,858 --> 00:11:05,259
where he graduated
from Saratoga High School.
269
00:11:05,260 --> 00:11:06,727
What?!
270
00:11:06,728 --> 00:11:09,129
Steven Spielberg went to the
same high school as both of us?!
271
00:11:09,130 --> 00:11:11,965
That's amazing. That is a sign.
272
00:11:11,966 --> 00:11:13,602
That is the universe telling us
273
00:11:13,603 --> 00:11:15,670
we're supposed to be working
with Steven Spielberg.
274
00:11:15,671 --> 00:11:17,772
Absolutely.
275
00:11:17,773 --> 00:11:22,477
And after her mom died, this one
ended up at an estate sale.
276
00:11:22,478 --> 00:11:25,780
Huh, to think this is part of a pair.
277
00:11:25,781 --> 00:11:27,181
It's amazing.
278
00:11:27,182 --> 00:11:30,517
So, how much do you want for it?
279
00:11:30,518 --> 00:11:32,620
Uh, I'm sorry? The other painting?
280
00:11:32,621 --> 00:11:34,321
The one that goes with this one?
281
00:11:34,322 --> 00:11:37,124
No-no-no-no, I thought that
you would give me that one.
282
00:11:37,125 --> 00:11:39,426
(SNICKERING)
283
00:11:39,427 --> 00:11:40,662
How much money you got?
284
00:11:42,632 --> 00:11:43,797
Why are you drinking?
285
00:11:43,798 --> 00:11:45,767
It's Steven Spielberg. I'm nervous.
286
00:11:45,768 --> 00:11:47,602
I'm nervous. I'm not drinking.
287
00:11:47,603 --> 00:11:49,203
What are you gonna
wear to the meeting?
288
00:11:49,204 --> 00:11:51,873
- I'm wearing it.
- No-no-no-no-no.
289
00:11:51,874 --> 00:11:53,809
This is a big meeting.
You need something
290
00:11:53,810 --> 00:11:56,311
with a little... a little
more cha-cha-cha!
291
00:11:56,312 --> 00:11:58,012
Like a bra and panties maybe?
292
00:11:58,013 --> 00:12:00,181
- Rachel, this is important.
- (SIGHS)
293
00:12:00,182 --> 00:12:01,681
Buh-buh-buh-buh, bah, bah, bah.
294
00:12:01,682 --> 00:12:04,540
You don't need anymore of that,
please, thank you very much.
295
00:12:04,541 --> 00:12:05,487
(RACHEL QUIETLY) Oh, my God.
296
00:12:05,488 --> 00:12:08,223
(PHONE VIBRATING)
297
00:12:08,224 --> 00:12:09,557
Where are you?
298
00:12:09,558 --> 00:12:11,392
Larry, I need to borrow some money.
299
00:12:11,393 --> 00:12:14,296
I'm gonna need, um, gosh, hang on.
300
00:12:14,297 --> 00:12:16,663
I'm sorry, how much did you want?
301
00:12:16,664 --> 00:12:18,500
$7,000!
302
00:12:20,336 --> 00:12:22,302
$7,000.
303
00:12:22,303 --> 00:12:25,473
What is going on? You need to be
at the airport, like, right now.
304
00:12:25,474 --> 00:12:26,807
Larry, I am at Alice Cooper's house
305
00:12:26,808 --> 00:12:30,011
and I need $7,000 right now!
For what?!
306
00:12:30,012 --> 00:12:33,882
Larry? Please.
My phone is about to die.
307
00:12:33,883 --> 00:12:35,816
I am begging you, I will explain
everything when I see you.
308
00:12:35,817 --> 00:12:37,352
- Goodbye.
- (BEEPING)
309
00:12:39,422 --> 00:12:41,089
How's this?
310
00:12:41,090 --> 00:12:42,290
Hey, does Venmo send you
311
00:12:42,291 --> 00:12:44,425
like a confirmation
or something when you...
312
00:12:44,426 --> 00:12:45,759
- (LIGHT BELL DINGS)
- Okay, good, there it is.
313
00:12:45,760 --> 00:12:47,394
Who are you giving money to?
314
00:12:47,395 --> 00:12:50,364
Uh... the United Way. It was time.
315
00:12:50,365 --> 00:12:52,867
What do you think? What is that?
316
00:12:52,868 --> 00:12:54,335
It's a camisole.
317
00:12:54,336 --> 00:12:55,769
It looks exactly the same.
318
00:12:55,770 --> 00:12:57,839
I forget you know fashion.
319
00:12:57,840 --> 00:13:01,377
That's why you showed up
in that galaxy tie.
320
00:13:03,010 --> 00:13:04,412
This is gonna be terrible.
321
00:13:12,086 --> 00:13:13,720
(WHISPERS) What?!
322
00:13:13,721 --> 00:13:15,157
I'm in the wrong terminal.
323
00:13:18,460 --> 00:13:20,695
Oh, for Christ sake!
324
00:13:24,432 --> 00:13:26,300
What are you muttering?
325
00:13:26,301 --> 00:13:28,036
Nothing.
326
00:13:28,037 --> 00:13:29,436
What's going on?
327
00:13:29,437 --> 00:13:31,171
Nothing, I'm just... I'm nervous
about the same thing
328
00:13:31,172 --> 00:13:33,141
that you're nervous about.
329
00:13:33,142 --> 00:13:35,710
Are we not prepared for this?
330
00:13:35,711 --> 00:13:38,479
What did Spielberg say?
He, he wants to develop
331
00:13:38,480 --> 00:13:40,013
something with us, like,
like, we're supposed
332
00:13:40,014 --> 00:13:42,349
to go in with, like, an idea,
like a movie idea?
333
00:13:42,350 --> 00:13:44,352
I-I-I, I don't know
anything about aliens.
334
00:13:44,353 --> 00:13:46,787
What does he do, sharks? I...
335
00:13:46,788 --> 00:13:49,523
I don't know, I only know "Star Wars."
336
00:13:49,524 --> 00:13:51,758
My God, Larry, do we not
know what we're doing?
337
00:13:51,759 --> 00:13:53,927
I don't know what to pitch.
338
00:13:53,928 --> 00:13:55,629
I mean, unless it's about
a woman who loses her job
339
00:13:55,630 --> 00:13:57,297
and her boyfriend on the same
day and has a daughter
340
00:13:57,298 --> 00:13:58,965
who's gonna end up in therapy
'cause her mom made her
341
00:13:58,966 --> 00:14:00,301
move in with someone I had a crush on
342
00:14:00,302 --> 00:14:03,370
when I was eight years old,
and now my entire career
343
00:14:03,371 --> 00:14:05,439
hinges on an idiot and Hugh!
344
00:14:05,440 --> 00:14:07,074
And where is Hugh?!
345
00:14:07,075 --> 00:14:09,743
- I'm sure he's very, very close.
- (CELL PHONE VIBRATES)
346
00:14:09,744 --> 00:14:11,680
I'm gonna take this outside.
347
00:14:11,681 --> 00:14:12,680
Hey...
348
00:14:12,681 --> 00:14:13,915
I'm not gonna make it.
349
00:14:13,916 --> 00:14:15,916
- What?!
- I missed my flight.
350
00:14:15,917 --> 00:14:17,352
Oh, my God!
351
00:14:17,353 --> 00:14:19,354
- What?!
- Hugh's not gonna make it.
352
00:14:19,355 --> 00:14:21,355
- What?
- I know exactly what this is.
353
00:14:21,356 --> 00:14:22,589
This is karma.
354
00:14:22,590 --> 00:14:24,691
This is the universe giving me a sign.
355
00:14:24,692 --> 00:14:26,828
I was greedy. I was
greedy for not splitting
356
00:14:26,829 --> 00:14:28,329
the corporate training money with you.
357
00:14:28,330 --> 00:14:30,531
And now it's all gonna fall
apart because I was cheap.
358
00:14:30,532 --> 00:14:32,199
And I deserve it. And now Rachel and I
359
00:14:32,200 --> 00:14:33,801
are gonna walk into
Steven Spielberg's meeting
360
00:14:33,802 --> 00:14:37,037
and he's gonna say, "Hey, where's Hugh?
You need Hugh!"
361
00:14:37,038 --> 00:14:38,439
And we're gonna say,
"We don't have Hugh."
362
00:14:38,440 --> 00:14:39,672
And he's gonna say go take a walk.
363
00:14:39,673 --> 00:14:40,774
Get the hell out of my office.
364
00:14:40,775 --> 00:14:42,243
Hugh is not coming to this meeting!
365
00:14:42,244 --> 00:14:44,012
You said we all need to be there!
366
00:14:44,013 --> 00:14:46,480
- Hugh is in Phoenix.
- What?!
367
00:14:46,481 --> 00:14:48,215
All thanks to me and my miserly ways.
368
00:14:48,216 --> 00:14:50,785
What a Shylock I am.
I'm a real schmendrick.
369
00:14:50,786 --> 00:14:52,987
Why is Hugh in Phoenix?!
370
00:14:52,988 --> 00:14:56,456
He's buying, like, a signed
guitar from Alice Cooper.
371
00:14:56,457 --> 00:14:57,892
What?!
372
00:14:57,893 --> 00:14:59,160
Lar? I think we got a Hail Mary.
373
00:14:59,161 --> 00:15:01,063
It may require a little more Venmoing.
374
00:15:02,731 --> 00:15:04,165
Oh, my God.
375
00:15:08,840 --> 00:15:10,375
(WHISPERING) Do I smell like wine?
376
00:15:10,376 --> 00:15:12,109
Yes... do I?
377
00:15:12,110 --> 00:15:14,378
No, God.
378
00:15:14,379 --> 00:15:16,882
Hello. Hi.
379
00:15:16,883 --> 00:15:18,083
We have a 4:00 with Mr. Spielberg.
380
00:15:18,084 --> 00:15:20,084
Yes, Larry, Rachel and Hugh.
381
00:15:20,085 --> 00:15:22,920
Correct, Hugh is just, uh,
running a little late.
382
00:15:22,921 --> 00:15:25,423
All right, well, just let me know
when your entire party's here.
383
00:15:25,424 --> 00:15:27,526
Can't get seated
until everyone's here.
384
00:15:27,527 --> 00:15:29,160
It's like the Cheesecake Factory.
385
00:15:29,161 --> 00:15:31,362
(CHUCKLING)
386
00:15:31,363 --> 00:15:33,531
It's a joke. It's a funny joke.
387
00:15:33,532 --> 00:15:36,234
What time is it?
388
00:15:36,235 --> 00:15:38,069
3:48.
389
00:15:38,070 --> 00:15:40,204
Great, that means Hugh has
12 minutes to get here
390
00:15:40,205 --> 00:15:42,808
which means Hugh's not gonna get here.
391
00:15:42,809 --> 00:15:44,376
Can't believe it.
392
00:15:44,377 --> 00:15:46,544
No, you know what, I can
believe it 'cause that's Hugh.
393
00:15:46,545 --> 00:15:47,845
He's a flake.
394
00:15:47,846 --> 00:15:50,415
He doesn't care about
anything or anyone.
395
00:16:01,060 --> 00:16:02,828
What time is it now?
396
00:16:02,829 --> 00:16:05,763
- Now it's 3:57.
- Great.
397
00:16:05,764 --> 00:16:09,233
- (SCOFFS)
- (EXHALES)
398
00:16:09,234 --> 00:16:11,401
Maybe... we should tell her
399
00:16:11,402 --> 00:16:14,137
that you and I went to the same
high school as Steven Spielberg.
400
00:16:14,138 --> 00:16:16,775
And then he'd be willing
to see us without Hugh.
401
00:16:16,776 --> 00:16:17,976
Steven Spielberg is not gonna care
402
00:16:17,977 --> 00:16:19,744
that we went to the same
high school as him.
403
00:16:19,745 --> 00:16:21,780
Well, then we need
something to buy us time.
404
00:16:24,416 --> 00:16:26,684
Oh, my God!
405
00:16:26,685 --> 00:16:30,421
I almost forgot. Today's
Daylight Savings Time.
406
00:16:30,422 --> 00:16:33,992
We're actually an hour
early for our meeting.
407
00:16:33,993 --> 00:16:37,094
And you graduated from
Saratoga High School?
408
00:16:37,095 --> 00:16:39,130
So, you gon' go down
Murder She Wrote Lane.
409
00:16:39,131 --> 00:16:41,465
Then turn left on Columbo Court.
410
00:16:41,466 --> 00:16:44,001
Now once you drive down here,
you gon' turn right on
411
00:16:44,002 --> 00:16:46,037
Universal Hollywood Drive.
412
00:16:46,038 --> 00:16:48,106
Keep drivin' down there
and then once you...
413
00:16:48,107 --> 00:16:50,375
I'm sorry, I'm, I'm on foot.
414
00:16:50,376 --> 00:16:52,642
You gonna wish you had a car.
415
00:16:52,643 --> 00:16:55,213
(WHISPERS) Oh, God.
416
00:16:55,214 --> 00:16:56,415
Uh...
417
00:16:56,416 --> 00:16:59,383
Just follow the double yellow line.
418
00:16:59,384 --> 00:17:03,987
Yes, sir, I will let them know.
419
00:17:03,988 --> 00:17:06,423
I'm sorry but if everyone's not here,
420
00:17:06,424 --> 00:17:08,493
I'm afraid we're going
to have to cancel.
421
00:17:08,494 --> 00:17:11,496
No! No! Please, I'm sure
he's just moments away.
422
00:17:11,497 --> 00:17:13,197
I'm sure he's not.
423
00:17:13,198 --> 00:17:14,798
He probably did something stupid
424
00:17:14,799 --> 00:17:17,969
like forgot his ID
or got drunk on the plane.
425
00:17:17,970 --> 00:17:20,805
Uh... Rachel!
426
00:17:20,806 --> 00:17:24,642
??
427
00:17:24,643 --> 00:17:27,144
? I could have sworn ?
428
00:17:27,145 --> 00:17:31,216
? I saw fireworks ?
429
00:17:31,217 --> 00:17:35,586
? From your house ?
430
00:17:35,587 --> 00:17:40,391
? Last night... ?
431
00:17:40,392 --> 00:17:42,393
Oh, you're too late.
They cancelled it.
432
00:17:42,394 --> 00:17:45,697
What? Those assholes.
433
00:17:45,698 --> 00:17:47,666
Are you kidding me?
434
00:17:47,667 --> 00:17:50,035
I quit my job to be here
and you're so late,
435
00:17:50,036 --> 00:17:52,737
they cancelled the meeting
and you're mad?!
436
00:17:52,738 --> 00:17:54,538
You're the asshole, Hugh!
437
00:17:54,539 --> 00:17:57,808
I hope whatever signed
Alice Cooper bullshit
438
00:17:57,809 --> 00:17:59,744
is in that thing was worth it.
439
00:17:59,745 --> 00:18:02,112
? ...To myself ?
440
00:18:02,113 --> 00:18:05,949
? Every time ?
441
00:18:05,950 --> 00:18:10,220
? I know the way it ends ?
442
00:18:10,221 --> 00:18:13,557
? Before ?
443
00:18:13,558 --> 00:18:17,595
? It's even begun ?
444
00:18:17,596 --> 00:18:21,298
? I am the only one ?
445
00:18:21,299 --> 00:18:24,402
? At the finish line... ?
446
00:18:24,403 --> 00:18:28,639
He's here! All there of us are here!
447
00:18:28,640 --> 00:18:30,107
I'm sorry, it's too late.
448
00:18:30,108 --> 00:18:32,376
No, it can't be.
449
00:18:32,377 --> 00:18:35,313
All right, I know probably no
one's gonna care about this.
450
00:18:35,314 --> 00:18:37,215
But I think it's an interesting fact.
451
00:18:37,216 --> 00:18:38,616
Two out of the three of us
452
00:18:38,617 --> 00:18:40,451
went to the same high school
as Steven Spielberg.
453
00:18:40,452 --> 00:18:42,821
Same high school?
454
00:18:42,822 --> 00:18:45,789
Well, why didn't you say so?
455
00:18:45,790 --> 00:18:49,461
??
456
00:18:54,499 --> 00:18:56,234
You're very lucky.
Mr. Spielberg never meets
457
00:18:56,235 --> 00:18:57,568
with anyone if they're late.
458
00:18:57,569 --> 00:18:58,870
Maybe it's a sign your
meeting will go well.
459
00:18:58,871 --> 00:19:00,173
(ELEVATOR DINGS)
460
00:19:01,975 --> 00:19:03,176
Yeah.
461
00:19:08,346 --> 00:19:10,550
Oh, there are no buttons.
462
00:19:11,983 --> 00:19:12,984
That was weird.
463
00:19:12,985 --> 00:19:15,687
(LOUD CLATTERING)
464
00:19:15,688 --> 00:19:16,786
What's happening? I don't know.
465
00:19:16,787 --> 00:19:18,491
Uh, I wanna get off!
466
00:19:20,825 --> 00:19:23,929
(ELECTRICAL BUZZ, NOISE SUBSIDES)
467
00:19:27,266 --> 00:19:28,634
(ELEVATOR BELL DINGS)
468
00:19:32,327 --> 00:19:34,295
Larry?
469
00:19:34,296 --> 00:19:38,834
Rachel and Hugh?
You're here, I'm so glad.
470
00:19:38,835 --> 00:19:41,267
What an honor, what a treat.
471
00:19:41,268 --> 00:19:43,470
Please, come in, sit down.
472
00:19:43,471 --> 00:19:47,741
I've been watching
you for years, so...
473
00:19:47,742 --> 00:19:50,612
It was no surprise when
I read the wonderful script,
474
00:19:50,613 --> 00:19:52,113
"Mr. First Lady."
475
00:19:52,114 --> 00:19:55,984
And discovered it was written by
my three favorite Groundlings.
476
00:19:55,985 --> 00:20:00,154
You know, I haven't made
a comedy since "1941."
477
00:20:00,155 --> 00:20:03,357
1941? How old is he?
478
00:20:03,358 --> 00:20:04,624
It's the title of a movie.
479
00:20:04,625 --> 00:20:08,328
And now I want to make one
with the three of you.
480
00:20:08,329 --> 00:20:10,297
It'll be a dream come true.
481
00:20:10,298 --> 00:20:11,499
For all of us.
482
00:20:11,500 --> 00:20:13,867
And to think I went
to the same High School
483
00:20:13,868 --> 00:20:15,635
as Rachel and Larry.
484
00:20:15,636 --> 00:20:18,172
I mean, if someone had
told me that 20 years ago,
485
00:20:18,173 --> 00:20:20,342
we'd already be working together.
486
00:20:20,343 --> 00:20:23,711
But then we wouldn't have Hugh.
487
00:20:23,712 --> 00:20:27,981
I guess the universe decides
when things should happen.
488
00:20:27,982 --> 00:20:30,552
So what do you say?
489
00:20:30,553 --> 00:20:33,121
Would you like to make
a movie together?
490
00:20:33,122 --> 00:20:34,788
(ALL) Yes!
491
00:20:34,789 --> 00:20:38,527
Great! Wonderful!
492
00:20:38,528 --> 00:20:41,397
And I already know who
I'd like to have star in it.
493
00:20:45,968 --> 00:20:47,904
Melissa McCarthy.
494
00:20:49,505 --> 00:20:53,543
??
495
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