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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:17,291 --> 00:00:20,665 MOSTOLES NEW YEAR'S EVE, 1985 2 00:00:20,833 --> 00:00:23,874 This was bound to happen sooner or later. 3 00:00:24,041 --> 00:00:25,681 It's what you get for marrying an old man. 4 00:00:25,791 --> 00:00:28,249 Manolo was pissed about spending New Year's alone. 5 00:00:28,416 --> 00:00:30,124 There will be plenty more. 6 00:00:30,291 --> 00:00:32,332 He should have had dinner with my Juan. 7 00:00:32,500 --> 00:00:34,332 My Luis is with him. 8 00:00:35,166 --> 00:00:37,707 - Did you tell me that? - Of course I did. 9 00:00:37,875 --> 00:00:40,124 You told me. Twice. 10 00:00:40,500 --> 00:00:43,707 How can I still confuse you after all these years? 11 00:00:46,958 --> 00:00:51,957 Cavities are at war with your teeth every day. 12 00:00:52,166 --> 00:00:52,957 Dad? 13 00:00:53,125 --> 00:00:54,665 Are you okay? 14 00:00:55,166 --> 00:00:56,207 Encarna! 15 00:00:56,375 --> 00:00:58,249 Get the door! 16 00:01:01,000 --> 00:01:03,040 Hi, sweetie! 17 00:01:05,625 --> 00:01:07,332 Hi, gorgeous. 18 00:01:07,791 --> 00:01:11,457 The bells are ringing. 19 00:01:11,625 --> 00:01:13,415 Announcing... 20 00:01:13,583 --> 00:01:16,999 that the baby has been born, the baby has been born, 21 00:01:17,166 --> 00:01:19,040 and they're celebrating. 22 00:01:19,208 --> 00:01:20,332 THE MOSTOLES SUPREMES 23 00:01:20,500 --> 00:01:23,374 The bells are ringing... 24 00:01:23,541 --> 00:01:25,290 Good evening to everyone out there. 25 00:01:25,458 --> 00:01:26,707 - Hello? - Encarna? 26 00:01:26,875 --> 00:01:28,749 Yes, "Encarna at Night." 27 00:01:29,166 --> 00:01:30,374 - Hello? - Yes. 28 00:01:30,541 --> 00:01:32,999 - I hear you loud and clear. - Can you hear me? 29 00:01:33,541 --> 00:01:34,999 The bells are ringing. 30 00:01:35,416 --> 00:01:38,874 Stop singing already! Martes y Trece is on! 31 00:01:39,041 --> 00:01:40,540 Encarna? 32 00:01:40,916 --> 00:01:42,124 Encarna, like you! 33 00:01:42,291 --> 00:01:43,915 ...speak to everyone 34 00:01:44,083 --> 00:01:45,707 on "Encarna at Night." Ask Encarna. 35 00:01:45,875 --> 00:01:48,874 Can I please talk to Encarna at Night? 36 00:01:49,750 --> 00:01:51,749 You're on the air with "Encarna at Night." 37 00:01:51,916 --> 00:01:53,040 - Encarna? - Yes! 38 00:01:53,208 --> 00:01:56,499 Listen, honey. I'm calling because 39 00:01:56,666 --> 00:01:58,915 I was frying some empanadillas 40 00:01:59,083 --> 00:02:02,332 for my two boys serving here in Mostoles. 41 00:02:02,583 --> 00:02:04,665 So I thought, I'll call Encarna 42 00:02:04,833 --> 00:02:07,874 so I won't miss her program because I really like it. 43 00:02:08,541 --> 00:02:10,582 So I thought, I'll call Encarna. 44 00:02:10,833 --> 00:02:13,540 Amancio? Amancio... Amancio! 45 00:02:14,166 --> 00:02:16,040 Okay, look. 46 00:02:16,208 --> 00:02:18,415 That's why I called you. 47 00:02:18,583 --> 00:02:21,207 Empanadillas for everyone. 48 00:02:21,791 --> 00:02:23,124 - Can you hear me? - Yes! 49 00:02:23,333 --> 00:02:23,999 Encarna? 50 00:02:24,166 --> 00:02:26,790 - "Encarna at Night." - Listen, honey. 51 00:02:26,958 --> 00:02:31,374 I was frying my boys serving empanadillas in Mostoles... 52 00:02:51,875 --> 00:02:52,999 Encarna? 53 00:02:54,666 --> 00:02:55,915 Encarna! 54 00:03:21,708 --> 00:03:24,207 Encarna! Where are you going in such a hurry? 55 00:03:24,375 --> 00:03:25,582 Madrid. To run an errand. 56 00:03:25,750 --> 00:03:27,290 Three for 5 euros. 57 00:03:27,458 --> 00:03:29,874 IT'S NOT WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE 58 00:03:42,250 --> 00:03:44,165 - Hi, Carola. - How are you? 59 00:03:50,666 --> 00:03:51,915 Fine, as usual. 60 00:03:55,250 --> 00:03:58,207 - Come in any time. - Bye. 61 00:04:08,875 --> 00:04:09,875 Hey! 62 00:04:10,000 --> 00:04:11,665 What did that dog do to you? 63 00:04:11,833 --> 00:04:13,832 Clown! 64 00:04:14,416 --> 00:04:17,124 HOW TO WRITE A SCREENPLAY IN 7 STEPS 65 00:04:19,916 --> 00:04:22,207 You with the glasses! I know your mother! 66 00:04:27,833 --> 00:04:29,582 - You want a dog? - No. 67 00:04:29,750 --> 00:04:31,999 - Maybe for 40 bucks. - Yeah? 68 00:04:32,166 --> 00:04:33,832 What's his name? 69 00:04:53,500 --> 00:04:56,207 - Your resume is weak. - Weak? 70 00:04:56,583 --> 00:04:58,707 I've been working non-stop since I was 17. 71 00:04:58,875 --> 00:05:00,665 But not in Customer Service. 72 00:05:00,833 --> 00:05:04,915 I think selling mattresses at age 17 is Customer Service. 73 00:05:05,625 --> 00:05:07,790 - Do you know the brand? - What brand? 74 00:05:08,208 --> 00:05:09,499 "Spain Mattresses." 75 00:05:09,916 --> 00:05:11,874 From the Spain chain. You've never heard of it? 76 00:05:12,041 --> 00:05:13,041 No. 77 00:05:13,125 --> 00:05:14,665 It's totally famous. 78 00:05:15,375 --> 00:05:17,915 We have stores in Leganés, Pinto, Alcorcón... 79 00:05:18,291 --> 00:05:18,874 Everywhere. 80 00:05:19,041 --> 00:05:20,874 Mine in Mostoles sells the most. 81 00:05:21,291 --> 00:05:24,124 People prefer us to the huge mega stores 82 00:05:24,375 --> 00:05:25,207 for personal treatment, 83 00:05:25,375 --> 00:05:27,540 more human, less formal. 84 00:05:27,708 --> 00:05:29,832 And if you can't adjust to your mattress, 85 00:05:30,000 --> 00:05:32,499 we'll exchange it, no problem. And you know what? 86 00:05:33,000 --> 00:05:35,207 We're leaders in rest and comfort. 87 00:05:36,250 --> 00:05:37,874 I see you're good at what you do. 88 00:05:38,541 --> 00:05:40,749 Since I was 17, it figures. 89 00:05:41,791 --> 00:05:44,582 - That's why I want to change. - I understand. 90 00:05:44,750 --> 00:05:47,874 Encarna from... Mostoles. 91 00:05:48,083 --> 00:05:49,124 That's funny, right? 92 00:05:49,875 --> 00:05:52,874 - What's funny? - Your name is Encarna and... 93 00:05:54,750 --> 00:05:55,790 Have you got a car? 94 00:05:56,583 --> 00:05:57,874 Hi, this is Ginés. 95 00:05:58,041 --> 00:06:00,124 - Leave me a message. - Leave me a message. 96 00:06:00,291 --> 00:06:02,957 - After the beep. - After the beep. 97 00:06:03,125 --> 00:06:04,207 Thank you. 98 00:06:05,125 --> 00:06:07,624 You're not answering, where are you? 99 00:06:07,791 --> 00:06:09,665 I didn't get the job. 100 00:06:09,833 --> 00:06:12,332 It was some bullshit and I need a car. 101 00:06:12,500 --> 00:06:14,582 So what do I do? 102 00:06:14,750 --> 00:06:17,082 Should I buy one? A cheap one? 103 00:06:18,291 --> 00:06:19,665 Anyway, it doesn't matter. 104 00:06:20,833 --> 00:06:22,082 Call me back. 105 00:06:24,625 --> 00:06:25,665 SPAIN MATTRESSES 106 00:06:25,833 --> 00:06:27,207 I'm good, I'm good. 107 00:06:27,625 --> 00:06:29,165 Watch out, watch out. 108 00:06:31,833 --> 00:06:32,833 Sorry. 109 00:06:32,916 --> 00:06:35,332 You might as well have stayed home. 110 00:06:35,500 --> 00:06:36,540 Thanks, Paquitín. 111 00:06:36,708 --> 00:06:39,082 I can't lift heavy things with my hernia. 112 00:06:39,250 --> 00:06:40,582 Hold this, handsome. 113 00:06:40,750 --> 00:06:43,415 Where did you come from? Hi, there! 114 00:06:45,500 --> 00:06:46,665 All set. 115 00:06:49,166 --> 00:06:50,457 Hi, this is Ginés... 116 00:06:50,625 --> 00:06:54,207 We don't exchange pillows. They're like underwear. 117 00:06:54,375 --> 00:06:56,624 Have you ever exchanged panties before? 118 00:06:56,791 --> 00:06:57,499 Where? 119 00:06:57,666 --> 00:06:59,457 Aurori, sweetie. I have an errand to run. 120 00:06:59,625 --> 00:07:02,124 Hold on. You're leaving me hanging again? 121 00:07:02,291 --> 00:07:04,207 - And your coffee? - Drink it for me. 122 00:07:04,375 --> 00:07:06,915 Take that mutt with you. Mutt, get out of there! 123 00:07:07,083 --> 00:07:08,767 He's a fleabag. My whole body already itches. 124 00:07:08,791 --> 00:07:09,957 Can you take him? 125 00:07:10,125 --> 00:07:12,124 No way, my mom would kill me. 126 00:07:25,750 --> 00:07:27,851 What happened, Ginés? I've been calling you for hours! 127 00:07:27,875 --> 00:07:30,499 Always keep your phone with you! 128 00:07:30,666 --> 00:07:32,957 Don't be angry. I don't know where I put it. 129 00:07:33,125 --> 00:07:34,999 - His sugar dropped. - For the umpteenth time. 130 00:07:35,166 --> 00:07:37,124 He's better now. Right, Ginés? 131 00:07:37,291 --> 00:07:39,290 A quick shot and he's fine. Just a scare. 132 00:07:39,458 --> 00:07:41,499 Lucky I came out for butane and saw him. 133 00:07:41,666 --> 00:07:43,499 He was lying on the floor. 134 00:07:43,666 --> 00:07:45,586 - Skipped breakfast? - Are you his granddaughter? 135 00:07:45,916 --> 00:07:47,040 She might as well be. 136 00:07:47,208 --> 00:07:49,665 She's always here. I live next door. 137 00:07:50,791 --> 00:07:51,915 Who is that? 138 00:07:53,083 --> 00:07:55,415 Jesusa, ma'am. Do you want him? 139 00:07:56,333 --> 00:07:57,165 He's a sweetheart. 140 00:07:57,333 --> 00:07:59,707 No way! What an eyesore! 141 00:08:01,708 --> 00:08:04,374 The fridge is empty. You have to follow your diet. 142 00:08:04,625 --> 00:08:06,749 I'll go buy you some food. 143 00:08:06,916 --> 00:08:08,999 The damn thing is hungry. 144 00:08:14,083 --> 00:08:15,249 Thank you. 145 00:08:16,916 --> 00:08:18,374 What are you doing here? 146 00:08:18,833 --> 00:08:19,499 Shopping. 147 00:08:19,666 --> 00:08:21,249 - And you? - The same as you. 148 00:08:22,666 --> 00:08:24,290 Shouldn't you be in the store? 149 00:08:24,458 --> 00:08:25,665 Aurori can handle it. 150 00:08:28,458 --> 00:08:30,374 Where did you run off to this morning? 151 00:08:30,541 --> 00:08:32,957 - You didn't even say goodbye. - I had things to do. 152 00:08:33,125 --> 00:08:35,915 "Things." You never tell me anything. 153 00:08:36,208 --> 00:08:39,457 Who are all those vegetables for? For me? 154 00:08:39,958 --> 00:08:45,415 She read about some chard diet and she wants to try it, that's all. 155 00:08:45,583 --> 00:08:48,040 Why would Aurori go on a diet? 156 00:08:48,208 --> 00:08:49,582 She has a beautiful figure. 157 00:08:49,750 --> 00:08:52,915 I don't know, ask her. You're such a pain... 158 00:08:53,458 --> 00:08:54,458 Hurry up! 159 00:08:54,750 --> 00:08:55,582 Where are you going? 160 00:08:55,750 --> 00:08:57,457 Run, silly! We can make it! 161 00:08:57,625 --> 00:08:58,625 Mom! 162 00:09:01,833 --> 00:09:03,290 Never again! 163 00:09:03,458 --> 00:09:05,582 Why do you have to turn into a kamikaze 164 00:09:05,750 --> 00:09:07,207 every time we cross the street? 165 00:09:07,375 --> 00:09:09,082 Did it hit me? There you go! 166 00:09:09,250 --> 00:09:10,250 Encarna! 167 00:09:11,208 --> 00:09:13,082 Encarna, do you remember me? 168 00:09:14,666 --> 00:09:16,415 Do you remember? It's me! 169 00:09:17,166 --> 00:09:18,540 María Dolores. 170 00:09:18,875 --> 00:09:20,207 I can't believe it! 171 00:09:21,791 --> 00:09:22,999 You look exactly the same. 172 00:09:23,166 --> 00:09:25,582 Not you. You've changed a lot. 173 00:09:25,750 --> 00:09:28,040 - For the better. - I know, I know. 174 00:09:28,208 --> 00:09:29,999 Brigi, it's great to see you. 175 00:09:31,708 --> 00:09:33,207 - What happened? - My mother. 176 00:09:33,375 --> 00:09:35,124 We're going to bury her. 177 00:09:35,541 --> 00:09:36,374 My condolences. 178 00:09:36,541 --> 00:09:38,707 Thanks, but I'm okay. Come with us. 179 00:09:38,875 --> 00:09:40,749 Well... I don't know. 180 00:09:41,125 --> 00:09:42,624 It's fine, come on. 181 00:09:43,541 --> 00:09:46,082 We have to catch up. I'll bring her back later. 182 00:09:50,291 --> 00:09:51,457 You look the same! 183 00:09:51,625 --> 00:09:54,749 Hi, Elena. My condolences. 184 00:10:00,958 --> 00:10:04,290 Don't think I'm crazy or insensitive. 185 00:10:04,458 --> 00:10:07,249 I just got unhooked from the whole scene a while ago. 186 00:10:07,416 --> 00:10:09,207 I've cried enough in my lifetime. 187 00:10:09,375 --> 00:10:10,375 One way to look at it. 188 00:10:10,541 --> 00:10:13,124 I lived in Phoenix, Arizona for five years. 189 00:10:15,750 --> 00:10:18,040 But the company I work for transferred me here. 190 00:10:18,208 --> 00:10:19,415 I work in the business world. 191 00:10:19,583 --> 00:10:21,790 With high potential for expansion. Are you working? 192 00:10:21,958 --> 00:10:23,665 Yeah, sure. Same job. 193 00:10:23,833 --> 00:10:24,624 Still? 194 00:10:24,833 --> 00:10:26,749 You couldn't drag me away. 195 00:10:26,916 --> 00:10:27,916 How about boyfriends? 196 00:10:28,083 --> 00:10:29,207 The same. 197 00:10:29,750 --> 00:10:31,290 Happy and in love. 198 00:10:31,958 --> 00:10:33,832 My life hasn't changed much. 199 00:10:34,125 --> 00:10:35,749 You're still with...? 200 00:10:37,333 --> 00:10:38,749 But Encarna...! 201 00:10:38,916 --> 00:10:42,415 I understand you having a fling with our history teacher in high school, 202 00:10:42,583 --> 00:10:44,415 but you're still with him? 203 00:10:45,083 --> 00:10:46,957 He must be a hundred years old! 204 00:10:47,125 --> 00:10:49,540 - He's the love of my life. - He must be. 205 00:10:50,041 --> 00:10:51,749 María Dolores? Your friend? 206 00:10:52,250 --> 00:10:53,540 I swear. 207 00:10:53,708 --> 00:10:57,332 Last we heard someone saw her robbing a gas station in Pinto. 208 00:10:57,500 --> 00:10:58,820 - Did she ask you for money? - No. 209 00:10:58,958 --> 00:11:00,874 You should have seen her, she looks amazing. 210 00:11:01,041 --> 00:11:02,561 She says she's unhooked from the scene. 211 00:11:02,708 --> 00:11:05,582 And from the other stuff too? She was a total fiend. 212 00:11:05,750 --> 00:11:08,207 Hanging around the pool junkies above the supermarket. 213 00:11:08,375 --> 00:11:09,540 They're all dead. 214 00:11:09,916 --> 00:11:12,290 She's really changed, I can't explain it. 215 00:11:13,083 --> 00:11:15,915 I said 5 minutes! This isn't a playground! 216 00:11:16,083 --> 00:11:17,749 Come on, Flea... 217 00:11:17,916 --> 00:11:19,790 Flea? Now I'm really mad! 218 00:11:19,958 --> 00:11:20,415 Hey! 219 00:11:20,583 --> 00:11:22,499 Listen to Aurori or she won't let you play. 220 00:11:22,791 --> 00:11:23,791 Go on, get out! 221 00:11:26,500 --> 00:11:29,832 Here's scene 83. And don't skip anything. 222 00:11:30,000 --> 00:11:32,540 Each page equals one minute of screen time. 223 00:11:32,708 --> 00:11:34,249 And we have 567 pages. 224 00:11:34,416 --> 00:11:37,415 How many hours is that? It's monstrous. 225 00:11:37,583 --> 00:11:39,457 You leave too much blank space! 226 00:11:39,625 --> 00:11:44,457 The mayor of Mostoles should write the uprising edict much sooner. 227 00:11:44,666 --> 00:11:47,457 It's our plot point leading into the second act. 228 00:11:47,625 --> 00:11:49,665 Our what? I should have never given you 229 00:11:49,833 --> 00:11:50,833 that manual. 230 00:11:53,708 --> 00:11:54,708 Hey. 231 00:11:55,541 --> 00:11:58,040 How about we lie down for a little while? 232 00:11:58,208 --> 00:11:59,499 Now? 233 00:11:59,666 --> 00:12:01,582 I just sat down. 234 00:12:05,250 --> 00:12:07,165 If you're not in the mood... 235 00:12:07,333 --> 00:12:09,374 Shut up and take off your shirt. 236 00:12:09,708 --> 00:12:11,832 You need to find a boy your age. 237 00:12:12,000 --> 00:12:14,749 Yeah, and you need to find a girl your age. 238 00:12:19,250 --> 00:12:22,540 You have amazing hands, Encarna. Higher... 239 00:12:22,708 --> 00:12:24,082 Higher. 240 00:13:01,458 --> 00:13:02,458 SUPREMES 241 00:13:02,958 --> 00:13:04,457 How gross! 242 00:13:06,291 --> 00:13:07,957 What a disgrace! 243 00:13:10,125 --> 00:13:12,374 Seen here, the popular Mostoles Supremes 244 00:13:12,541 --> 00:13:14,624 have moved on from the style that made them famous, 245 00:13:14,791 --> 00:13:16,874 breaking out with a whole new image. 246 00:13:17,041 --> 00:13:19,249 You might remember that their song "You're sick" 247 00:13:19,416 --> 00:13:22,540 nearly landed Vicky, Luisi and Susi 248 00:13:22,708 --> 00:13:24,415 a trip to Eurovision. 249 00:13:24,583 --> 00:13:25,583 But no such luck. 250 00:13:25,708 --> 00:13:28,207 Now they're finally putting that failure behind them 251 00:13:28,375 --> 00:13:30,267 by going international. They're presenting their new CD 252 00:13:30,291 --> 00:13:32,207 at the next... 253 00:13:34,666 --> 00:13:35,165 What's up? 254 00:13:35,333 --> 00:13:37,665 - Where are you? - With Mr. Ginés. 255 00:13:37,833 --> 00:13:39,249 Helping him with his script. 256 00:13:39,416 --> 00:13:42,707 Why do I even ask? You spend more time with that old man than with your mother. 257 00:13:42,875 --> 00:13:44,249 Where you should be. 258 00:13:44,416 --> 00:13:45,749 - What do you want? - Your aunts! 259 00:13:45,916 --> 00:13:47,832 They were just on TV 260 00:13:48,000 --> 00:13:50,540 looking like whores! Cheap ones! 261 00:13:50,708 --> 00:13:51,999 Mom, I can't talk right now. 262 00:13:52,166 --> 00:13:53,540 I can feel a huge 263 00:13:53,708 --> 00:13:55,749 depression coming on! Do you even care? 264 00:13:55,916 --> 00:13:58,457 I've got to go, okay? Bye. 265 00:14:00,791 --> 00:14:02,415 What a pain...! 266 00:14:02,916 --> 00:14:04,374 Please, calm down. 267 00:14:04,541 --> 00:14:05,665 Do I sound upset? 268 00:14:05,833 --> 00:14:07,040 Who is this? 269 00:14:07,250 --> 00:14:09,957 It's me, don't you know my voice? Listen. 270 00:14:10,125 --> 00:14:12,332 I have something you might be interested in. 271 00:14:12,500 --> 00:14:14,707 - I can't tell you over the phone. - Excuse me? 272 00:14:14,875 --> 00:14:18,040 I have to go. Meet me tomorrow at the Mostoles City at 5. 273 00:14:18,208 --> 00:14:20,124 Please, you have to come. 274 00:14:28,500 --> 00:14:30,082 Don't get too close! 275 00:14:30,291 --> 00:14:32,332 It's his fault, his legs are too long. 276 00:14:32,500 --> 00:14:34,832 - Slow down, damn it! - I shouldn't have let you come. 277 00:15:01,708 --> 00:15:03,415 We're selling the apartment, Elena. 278 00:15:03,583 --> 00:15:05,082 The sooner the better. 279 00:15:06,166 --> 00:15:09,082 Memories? We keep our memories in our hearts. 280 00:15:09,250 --> 00:15:10,250 Goodbye! 281 00:15:10,375 --> 00:15:12,040 Thanks for coming. 282 00:15:12,416 --> 00:15:13,665 No problem. 283 00:15:14,666 --> 00:15:16,749 - Everything okay? - Not okay, great. 284 00:15:17,333 --> 00:15:19,415 I'd rather stay here because 285 00:15:19,583 --> 00:15:22,457 the energy at my mom's is still too dense. 286 00:15:22,625 --> 00:15:25,790 No wonder. I guess that's normal. 287 00:15:25,958 --> 00:15:29,665 Look, Encarna. The other day I was very worried about you. 288 00:15:29,833 --> 00:15:31,874 I think you're stuck in a stage of your life 289 00:15:32,041 --> 00:15:34,040 and I want to help you. 290 00:15:34,708 --> 00:15:35,790 You think so? 291 00:15:35,958 --> 00:15:36,999 It's no coincidence 292 00:15:37,166 --> 00:15:39,957 that you and I ran into each other the other day. 293 00:15:40,125 --> 00:15:41,374 What do you desire most? 294 00:15:41,541 --> 00:15:43,790 What do I desire most? 295 00:15:44,375 --> 00:15:45,874 I don't know. 296 00:15:46,041 --> 00:15:47,540 Health. For me 297 00:15:47,708 --> 00:15:48,708 and my loved ones. 298 00:15:48,916 --> 00:15:50,165 Besides that. 299 00:15:50,500 --> 00:15:53,040 For the crisis to be over. I don't know. 300 00:15:53,250 --> 00:15:56,082 I mean for you. Dare to be selfish. 301 00:15:56,916 --> 00:15:58,207 Something material. 302 00:15:58,375 --> 00:16:00,374 A car. I would buy myself one. 303 00:16:00,541 --> 00:16:01,999 I need one. 304 00:16:02,583 --> 00:16:04,457 I'm looking for ambitious people 305 00:16:04,625 --> 00:16:07,290 to join an exciting new business opportunity. 306 00:16:07,458 --> 00:16:09,457 It'll be huge globally, totally unique. 307 00:16:09,625 --> 00:16:11,040 I'm talking about a lot of money 308 00:16:11,208 --> 00:16:14,165 in a short time. Financial freedom for life. 309 00:16:15,000 --> 00:16:16,415 I like you. 310 00:16:16,958 --> 00:16:18,207 We were very good friends. 311 00:16:18,583 --> 00:16:20,540 Yeah, since karate. 312 00:16:20,708 --> 00:16:21,708 Karate! 313 00:16:24,541 --> 00:16:26,165 I'd like to hear your opinion 314 00:16:26,458 --> 00:16:28,874 after you watch this DVD. 315 00:16:33,375 --> 00:16:35,332 Isn't that your cousin Flea? 316 00:16:35,500 --> 00:16:36,820 Don't call her that, she gets mad. 317 00:16:36,916 --> 00:16:38,749 - You pushed me. - I had my back to you. 318 00:16:38,916 --> 00:16:41,124 - Somebody did. - Aurori, are you okay? 319 00:16:41,291 --> 00:16:44,165 Do you remember me? What a coincidence! 320 00:16:44,750 --> 00:16:47,540 No, this place has the best gin and tonics in Mostoles. 321 00:16:47,708 --> 00:16:49,249 The best. We love coming here. 322 00:16:49,416 --> 00:16:51,499 Is this your boyfriend? Nice to meet you. 323 00:16:53,000 --> 00:16:54,832 The universe is mental. 324 00:16:55,000 --> 00:16:57,832 Whatever we project in our mind eventually happens to us. 325 00:16:58,000 --> 00:17:00,499 It's magic. You attract what you think about. 326 00:17:00,666 --> 00:17:02,707 That's why I'm so unhappy. Because I'm always 327 00:17:02,875 --> 00:17:03,875 so negative. 328 00:17:04,000 --> 00:17:05,707 Exactamundo! 329 00:17:05,875 --> 00:17:07,665 I wanted to find the perfect man. 330 00:17:07,833 --> 00:17:09,999 So I described him in detail to the universe 331 00:17:10,166 --> 00:17:11,457 and the universe gave him to me. 332 00:17:11,625 --> 00:17:13,707 A boyfriend a la carte. How lucky. 333 00:17:13,875 --> 00:17:15,415 Marcus is wonderful. 334 00:17:15,583 --> 00:17:18,207 Filthy rich, vineyards in Italy, his own jet... 335 00:17:18,375 --> 00:17:21,624 So it's like a supernatural power we all have, 336 00:17:21,791 --> 00:17:23,749 - we just don't know it. - Exactly. 337 00:17:23,916 --> 00:17:26,957 First you have to reeducate your unconscious mind. 338 00:17:27,125 --> 00:17:27,749 How? 339 00:17:27,916 --> 00:17:29,957 By changing your name, for example. 340 00:17:30,125 --> 00:17:32,457 You shouldn't settle for the one you were given. 341 00:17:32,625 --> 00:17:35,790 It's a burden we carry around with us our whole life. 342 00:17:36,041 --> 00:17:37,041 What does my name say? 343 00:17:37,291 --> 00:17:39,124 What does María mean? 344 00:17:39,291 --> 00:17:41,499 The Virgin Mary. She never gets laid. 345 00:17:42,041 --> 00:17:43,041 And Dolores, 346 00:17:43,166 --> 00:17:45,040 which means "pain" in Spanish. 347 00:17:45,791 --> 00:17:47,707 Well, I've suffered enough. 348 00:17:47,875 --> 00:17:50,707 My life changed the day I changed my name. 349 00:17:50,875 --> 00:17:53,832 Now I demand that people call me Felicity, 350 00:17:54,000 --> 00:17:56,124 because felicity means happiness 351 00:17:56,291 --> 00:17:58,290 and that's what I want for myself. 352 00:18:05,166 --> 00:18:07,832 Shakira and Danny DeVito are the same height. 353 00:18:09,208 --> 00:18:11,040 I bet you didn't know that! 354 00:18:12,333 --> 00:18:14,082 Tempting, isn't it? 355 00:18:14,250 --> 00:18:16,415 Have you ever wondered why 356 00:18:16,583 --> 00:18:20,290 money, success and a comfortable lifestyle 357 00:18:20,458 --> 00:18:22,999 come so easily to some people, 358 00:18:23,166 --> 00:18:26,499 while others endure a vicious circle of scarcity, 359 00:18:26,666 --> 00:18:28,832 frustration and unhappiness? 360 00:18:29,291 --> 00:18:30,749 Which side are you on? 361 00:18:32,041 --> 00:18:33,957 Hi, I'm Victoria Abril. 362 00:18:34,375 --> 00:18:38,165 I'm sure you've seen me in movies and on television. 363 00:18:38,333 --> 00:18:41,624 But I'm not here to talk about my career or myself. 364 00:18:41,791 --> 00:18:44,165 I'm here to explain an innovative plan 365 00:18:44,333 --> 00:18:45,749 which will allow you to make money 366 00:18:45,916 --> 00:18:48,082 from home with minimal effort. 367 00:18:48,541 --> 00:18:51,332 Hey, that's... 368 00:18:52,000 --> 00:18:53,332 She's really good. 369 00:18:53,500 --> 00:18:54,820 Victoria Abril, she just said it. 370 00:18:54,916 --> 00:18:56,832 But I must warn you 371 00:18:57,000 --> 00:18:59,790 that you're about to receive information 372 00:18:59,958 --> 00:19:03,832 that will change your life and you must be prepared. 373 00:19:04,166 --> 00:19:05,999 So before we go on, 374 00:19:06,166 --> 00:19:09,415 please take a moment to think about it. 375 00:19:11,833 --> 00:19:14,665 Turn it off, this is too creepy. 376 00:19:14,833 --> 00:19:16,207 Then go in the kitchen. 377 00:19:16,375 --> 00:19:17,874 Are you sure? 378 00:19:18,041 --> 00:19:19,374 Completely. 379 00:19:21,250 --> 00:19:23,040 Suit yourself. 380 00:19:27,208 --> 00:19:28,582 Okay, you're still there. 381 00:19:28,750 --> 00:19:31,499 Then there's no turning back. 382 00:19:34,416 --> 00:19:36,832 This is the Saguarum Matasalerum, 383 00:19:37,041 --> 00:19:41,624 a breed of cactus that can live for more than 400 years. 384 00:19:41,833 --> 00:19:44,624 What's the secret of its longevity? 385 00:19:45,666 --> 00:19:47,457 Our laboratories in Pasadena 386 00:19:47,625 --> 00:19:50,124 have discovered that the secret is in its flower. 387 00:19:50,291 --> 00:19:51,665 A biological treasure 388 00:19:51,833 --> 00:19:55,832 with miraculous anti-oxidant properties. 389 00:19:56,500 --> 00:19:57,540 We use the berries 390 00:19:57,708 --> 00:20:01,582 from its fruit to make a wide variety of exclusive products 391 00:20:01,791 --> 00:20:03,957 that not only slow down aging, 392 00:20:04,125 --> 00:20:08,332 but actually reverse the process and make you younger every day. 393 00:20:08,875 --> 00:20:10,707 It's revolutionary. 394 00:20:11,083 --> 00:20:14,207 I knew I would see this before I died. 395 00:20:14,375 --> 00:20:15,832 Free transactions... 396 00:20:16,000 --> 00:20:18,332 Think of the advances yet to come! 397 00:20:18,708 --> 00:20:20,540 Multi-level marketing. 398 00:20:20,708 --> 00:20:23,207 Democratic entrepreneurship. 399 00:20:23,375 --> 00:20:27,832 From the moment you say "yes" you're already making money. 400 00:20:28,000 --> 00:20:29,832 It's unprecedented. 401 00:20:32,291 --> 00:20:36,207 How nice of María Dolores to include you in this. 402 00:20:36,375 --> 00:20:37,832 What a sweetheart. 403 00:20:38,375 --> 00:20:40,374 Her name isn't María Dolores anymore. 404 00:20:41,375 --> 00:20:43,332 It's Felicity now. 405 00:20:46,333 --> 00:20:49,665 You have to be open to new business models. 406 00:20:49,833 --> 00:20:51,457 If you think about it, 407 00:20:51,625 --> 00:20:54,457 we're actually revisiting some of Marx's theories. 408 00:20:54,958 --> 00:20:57,082 There's no boss, everybody gains... 409 00:20:57,541 --> 00:20:59,790 Well, I have great intuition. 410 00:20:59,958 --> 00:21:02,499 And I don't know why, but I think it might work. 411 00:21:02,791 --> 00:21:04,665 Mutt, don't eat so fast! You'll get sick! 412 00:21:04,833 --> 00:21:07,290 Don't call him mutt. He needs a name. 413 00:21:07,458 --> 00:21:08,957 Something positive. 414 00:21:10,708 --> 00:21:12,915 "True Grit." 415 00:21:13,375 --> 00:21:14,375 That's his name. 416 00:21:16,875 --> 00:21:18,415 It's a scam. 417 00:21:18,583 --> 00:21:20,124 But Victoria Abril's promoting it. 418 00:21:20,291 --> 00:21:22,290 So what? Ricardina's sister-in-law, 419 00:21:22,458 --> 00:21:24,749 the one with a hair salon on Camino de Humanes, 420 00:21:24,916 --> 00:21:27,415 her husband worked plaster and became a truck driver... 421 00:21:27,583 --> 00:21:28,249 Who? 422 00:21:28,416 --> 00:21:31,832 Never mind. She got her whole family mixed up in one of those schemes 423 00:21:32,000 --> 00:21:34,207 and they all stopped talking to her. 424 00:21:35,666 --> 00:21:38,915 Look, there she is. You'll never get rid of her now. 425 00:21:42,458 --> 00:21:43,790 Good morning. 426 00:21:44,000 --> 00:21:46,582 Did you watch it? Well? 427 00:21:47,250 --> 00:21:48,832 You know six people 428 00:21:49,000 --> 00:21:52,040 and those six people know six more people. 429 00:21:52,250 --> 00:21:54,582 That's how you form a distribution network 430 00:21:54,750 --> 00:21:55,832 with continuous demand. 431 00:21:56,000 --> 00:21:57,540 What if the chain is broken? 432 00:21:57,708 --> 00:22:00,790 It never breaks, darling. This has all been studied. 433 00:22:01,125 --> 00:22:02,874 Aurori, can you bring me a glass of water? 434 00:22:03,041 --> 00:22:05,665 My mouth is dry from talking so much. 435 00:22:05,958 --> 00:22:06,999 Thanks, doll. 436 00:22:07,166 --> 00:22:08,207 Answer me this: 437 00:22:08,375 --> 00:22:12,915 What's the one thing people want most nowadays? 438 00:22:13,541 --> 00:22:14,790 I don't know... 439 00:22:15,958 --> 00:22:17,332 A cure for cancer? 440 00:22:17,541 --> 00:22:19,957 To be young and thin forever. 441 00:22:20,375 --> 00:22:21,749 The economy has ups and downs, 442 00:22:21,916 --> 00:22:24,540 but the beauty business will never crash. 443 00:22:24,708 --> 00:22:27,290 You're coming with me to Leganés tomorrow. 444 00:22:28,875 --> 00:22:30,624 Have you got anything nice to wear? 445 00:22:30,791 --> 00:22:32,957 Some people have tried this and it didn't work out. 446 00:22:33,125 --> 00:22:35,374 Forget them, they're losers. You know why? 447 00:22:35,541 --> 00:22:36,915 Because they doubt. 448 00:22:37,083 --> 00:22:38,915 Push it, push it. 449 00:22:39,416 --> 00:22:41,082 Some people are addicted to bad vibes. 450 00:22:41,250 --> 00:22:43,749 If you're attractive, open, optimistic, 451 00:22:43,916 --> 00:22:46,624 and willing to grab the world by the horns, you'll do fine. 452 00:22:46,791 --> 00:22:47,791 Look at me. 453 00:22:47,916 --> 00:22:51,790 Actually... I feel a little silly dressed like this. 454 00:22:52,000 --> 00:22:54,957 I think you look cute. The 90's are making a comeback. 455 00:22:55,125 --> 00:22:57,832 What's the difference between the 90's and after 2000? 456 00:22:58,208 --> 00:22:59,957 There are tons of differences. 457 00:23:00,125 --> 00:23:01,957 Get used to it. In this world, 458 00:23:02,125 --> 00:23:04,915 how you look is your best business card. 459 00:23:05,541 --> 00:23:08,957 What about your boyfriend? I mean, when do you see him? 460 00:23:09,250 --> 00:23:11,874 Every weekend. We have a jet. 461 00:23:17,208 --> 00:23:20,582 I'll leave you. Mingle and have fun. 462 00:23:20,750 --> 00:23:22,290 I'll be at Entrance D. 463 00:23:43,166 --> 00:23:44,415 Thank you. 464 00:23:46,541 --> 00:23:47,790 100 euros. 465 00:23:49,708 --> 00:23:51,332 It's me. Sneak me in. 466 00:23:51,500 --> 00:23:54,790 It's a registration donation. The conference is free. 467 00:23:55,125 --> 00:23:57,165 María Dolores, I only have 50. 468 00:23:57,791 --> 00:23:59,290 I don't know any María Dolores. 469 00:23:59,458 --> 00:24:01,040 Felicity, I'm still not used to it. 470 00:24:01,958 --> 00:24:04,165 We don't take credit cards. 471 00:24:04,666 --> 00:24:07,207 What should I do, leave? 472 00:24:08,125 --> 00:24:10,290 You need to change your attitude. 473 00:24:11,041 --> 00:24:13,707 Look at all the free information I'm giving you. 474 00:24:13,875 --> 00:24:15,707 Everything has a price. 475 00:24:16,375 --> 00:24:17,665 Go in, there's a line. 476 00:24:18,958 --> 00:24:20,165 Save me a seat. 477 00:24:23,250 --> 00:24:24,790 100 euros. 478 00:24:52,708 --> 00:24:55,249 I see Leganés is full of millionaires. 479 00:24:55,416 --> 00:24:57,457 Good evening, Leganés. 480 00:24:57,708 --> 00:25:00,332 How many millionaires are there in Leganés? 481 00:25:00,625 --> 00:25:02,540 How many? I can't hear you... 482 00:25:02,708 --> 00:25:04,415 It's her! She's here? 483 00:25:05,125 --> 00:25:06,125 What did you expect? 484 00:25:06,250 --> 00:25:08,790 She's the official spokeswoman in Spain. 485 00:25:10,041 --> 00:25:11,749 I'm Victoria Abril. 486 00:25:12,083 --> 00:25:15,457 Throughout my career, I've seen the same thing over and over again. 487 00:25:16,083 --> 00:25:18,457 Actors waiting by the phone... 488 00:25:19,041 --> 00:25:21,457 Hot streaks, cold streaks... 489 00:25:21,666 --> 00:25:23,665 One day everyone wants to work with you, 490 00:25:23,958 --> 00:25:25,874 and suddenly nobody does. 491 00:25:27,458 --> 00:25:28,540 What's the message 492 00:25:29,333 --> 00:25:31,540 that life is trying to tell us here? 493 00:25:32,250 --> 00:25:34,374 You'll never get rich working for other people. 494 00:25:34,625 --> 00:25:36,832 You'll only get rich if you work for yourself. 495 00:25:37,208 --> 00:25:39,332 Say it along with me because it's important. 496 00:25:39,500 --> 00:25:45,040 You'll never get rich working for other people. 497 00:25:45,208 --> 00:25:47,665 You'll only get rich if you work... 498 00:25:47,833 --> 00:25:49,332 - for yourself. - Good. 499 00:25:49,500 --> 00:25:50,874 People say: "Victoria. 500 00:25:51,083 --> 00:25:53,290 I'm trying, I work hard, 501 00:25:53,458 --> 00:25:55,165 and I'm not making enough money yet. 502 00:25:55,333 --> 00:25:56,582 What am I doing wrong?" 503 00:25:56,750 --> 00:25:58,374 And I tell them: "Because deep down, 504 00:25:58,541 --> 00:26:00,207 you hate money." 505 00:26:00,375 --> 00:26:03,790 Your mind says yes, but your heart says no. 506 00:26:04,000 --> 00:26:05,540 Money is not a bad thing. 507 00:26:05,708 --> 00:26:09,749 Money is a gift from God within anyone's reach. 508 00:26:10,000 --> 00:26:11,540 Like they say in the U.S. 509 00:26:17,291 --> 00:26:18,499 Now I'd like to introduce 510 00:26:18,666 --> 00:26:20,499 a great friend of mine, a sales leader 511 00:26:20,666 --> 00:26:24,915 and 3-time winner of the Winning Business Academy's Success Award. 512 00:26:25,083 --> 00:26:28,040 The Oscar of the business world. 513 00:26:28,291 --> 00:26:30,665 Let's give her a big hand. 514 00:26:37,541 --> 00:26:39,124 Thank you, Victoria. 515 00:26:39,291 --> 00:26:41,582 It's hard to believe, 516 00:26:41,750 --> 00:26:44,249 but my annual residual income 517 00:26:44,416 --> 00:26:49,957 from SayLife is over 150,000 euros. 518 00:26:50,791 --> 00:26:51,791 I'm Nieves Bravo 519 00:26:51,958 --> 00:26:54,540 and I'm a Direct Sapphire Distributor. 520 00:26:54,708 --> 00:26:56,499 I heard about the business from a friend. 521 00:26:56,750 --> 00:26:59,207 "Try it, Nieves. You'll get hooked. 522 00:26:59,458 --> 00:27:01,457 Happiness is addictive. 523 00:27:01,875 --> 00:27:04,165 Being in a good mood is addictive." 524 00:27:04,541 --> 00:27:05,541 And I got hooked. 525 00:27:05,708 --> 00:27:08,290 Now I only work a few hours a week, 526 00:27:08,458 --> 00:27:10,082 I have a lot of time for myself, 527 00:27:10,250 --> 00:27:13,665 I can sit around all day watching TV 528 00:27:13,833 --> 00:27:15,874 and I don't even feel guilty. 529 00:27:16,041 --> 00:27:19,415 That means I'm free, right? 530 00:27:19,708 --> 00:27:23,332 A round of applause for me because I deserve it! 531 00:27:33,416 --> 00:27:36,874 I feel like I suddenly understand myself better. 532 00:27:37,041 --> 00:27:41,082 Happiness is a choice. If I'm not happy, it's because I don't want to be. 533 00:27:41,583 --> 00:27:43,999 I've been looking the other way all this time. 534 00:27:44,166 --> 00:27:45,665 I love seeing you like this. 535 00:27:45,833 --> 00:27:47,374 - Come on, I'll introduce you. - No... 536 00:27:47,541 --> 00:27:50,124 Yes, silly. I have to cash out. 537 00:27:50,333 --> 00:27:52,499 Wait here, I need go to the bathroom. 538 00:27:52,833 --> 00:27:54,332 "High Heels," 539 00:27:54,500 --> 00:27:57,415 "Nobody Will Speak of Us When We're Dead"... 540 00:27:57,583 --> 00:27:59,499 She had a rough time in that one. 541 00:27:59,666 --> 00:28:01,957 - What happened? - She got beat up, 542 00:28:02,125 --> 00:28:04,915 the poor thing. And "Turkish Passion." 543 00:28:05,083 --> 00:28:06,374 What a great movie! 544 00:28:06,541 --> 00:28:08,624 No, "Turkish Passion" was with Ana Belén. 545 00:28:09,125 --> 00:28:10,290 - Are you sure? - Yeah. 546 00:28:10,458 --> 00:28:12,915 What was the one where she was like Robocop? 547 00:28:13,083 --> 00:28:17,540 You know which one I mean? She had a helmet camera... 548 00:28:18,583 --> 00:28:22,582 No, she's not a robot. She was like technological. 549 00:28:25,958 --> 00:28:27,207 "Kika." 550 00:28:28,166 --> 00:28:29,749 Come in, girls. 551 00:28:30,833 --> 00:28:31,999 I don't bite. 552 00:28:32,166 --> 00:28:35,499 This is Encarna, an old friend. She wants to get into the business. 553 00:28:35,666 --> 00:28:38,290 - Nice to meet you. - Congratulations. 554 00:28:38,458 --> 00:28:40,540 I really liked the speeches. 555 00:28:40,708 --> 00:28:44,290 Congratulations to you, gorgeous. And you know why? 556 00:28:44,833 --> 00:28:47,665 Because you'll never ask yourself "What if?" again. 557 00:28:47,833 --> 00:28:49,957 From now on you'll ask: "What else?" 558 00:28:50,125 --> 00:28:52,365 The style was perfect. The lighting and sound were great. 559 00:28:52,500 --> 00:28:55,415 The music came in late twice. Go on, sit down. 560 00:28:55,583 --> 00:28:56,749 You couldn't even tell. 561 00:28:56,916 --> 00:29:00,124 And I caught the sound crew smoking pot backstage. 562 00:29:00,291 --> 00:29:01,874 I fired them halfway through the show. 563 00:29:02,041 --> 00:29:03,707 Nobody even noticed. 564 00:29:03,875 --> 00:29:05,374 I'm sick of those bums. 565 00:29:05,541 --> 00:29:08,249 So you'd better find someone else. 566 00:29:08,458 --> 00:29:11,082 You've gone so traditional since you quit smoking. 567 00:29:11,625 --> 00:29:15,249 I... and so did the rest of Spain... 568 00:29:15,416 --> 00:29:18,249 - thought you were in France. - Yeah, I know. 569 00:29:18,416 --> 00:29:20,457 But I've been in Phoenix, Arizona for a while now. 570 00:29:20,625 --> 00:29:22,082 That's where we met. 571 00:29:22,250 --> 00:29:23,582 Hold me up. 572 00:29:24,416 --> 00:29:28,082 Because of a 35-year-old cowboy. 573 00:29:28,250 --> 00:29:30,624 My Morgan is a bodybuilding champ 574 00:29:30,791 --> 00:29:33,874 and he sings in a Christian pop-rock band. 575 00:29:34,041 --> 00:29:37,290 - Women do anything for love. - Right? 576 00:29:37,791 --> 00:29:40,332 - You can say that again. - So here I am, 577 00:29:40,500 --> 00:29:43,707 - reinventing myself. - Like everyone else. 578 00:29:44,500 --> 00:29:48,124 Are you really serious about wanting to join our select club? 579 00:29:48,291 --> 00:29:51,749 Of course. I'll give it my best shot. 580 00:29:51,958 --> 00:29:54,665 - Wanting to isn't enough. - I know. 581 00:29:54,833 --> 00:29:56,540 But I really want to. 582 00:29:56,916 --> 00:30:00,332 First you have to pass the initiation. 583 00:30:00,500 --> 00:30:01,707 We still don't know if you're 584 00:30:01,875 --> 00:30:04,290 worthy of knowing our business secrets. 585 00:30:05,791 --> 00:30:08,311 She's making more with SayLife than doing several movies a year. 586 00:30:08,458 --> 00:30:09,458 Wow. 587 00:30:09,500 --> 00:30:12,332 The world is changing. Movies are her hobby now. 588 00:30:12,541 --> 00:30:16,082 - I thought she would be different. - How so? 589 00:30:16,250 --> 00:30:17,999 I don't know, different. 590 00:30:18,958 --> 00:30:20,832 A look like a mayor in this. 591 00:30:21,000 --> 00:30:23,374 You look like a business woman. Don't look at the price. 592 00:30:23,541 --> 00:30:26,457 - Did you see how much it is? - I used to be cheap like you. 593 00:30:26,625 --> 00:30:28,415 And I was always constipated. 594 00:30:28,583 --> 00:30:30,374 But ever since I started spending too much, 595 00:30:30,541 --> 00:30:33,790 I go to the bathroom like clockwork. All the time, in fact. 596 00:30:33,958 --> 00:30:35,957 I go pretty regularly. 597 00:30:36,291 --> 00:30:39,082 You have the same haircut as when I met you. 598 00:30:39,291 --> 00:30:40,957 - Modern. - Modern? 599 00:30:41,125 --> 00:30:42,957 We need to do something about your hair. 600 00:30:43,125 --> 00:30:44,601 By the way, have you picked a new name yet? 601 00:30:44,625 --> 00:30:46,374 - Can I help you? - No, thank you. 602 00:30:46,541 --> 00:30:48,040 But maybe I can help you. 603 00:30:48,208 --> 00:30:52,415 Would you like to increase your income working a few hours a week? 604 00:30:52,583 --> 00:30:53,832 No, thanks. 605 00:30:54,000 --> 00:30:56,082 They tried that one on me last week. 606 00:31:10,125 --> 00:31:13,540 You're on your own. You have to do the rest by yourself. 607 00:31:13,708 --> 00:31:14,832 I'm nervous. 608 00:31:15,041 --> 00:31:17,665 Be yourself. Honest and ambitious. 609 00:31:18,541 --> 00:31:22,707 Hey... Thanks for bringing me here. 610 00:31:22,875 --> 00:31:24,207 You're welcome. 611 00:31:24,750 --> 00:31:27,374 You still need to pay me for the ceremony. 612 00:31:27,541 --> 00:31:30,040 Sure, that makes sense. 613 00:31:30,208 --> 00:31:32,665 It's customary. 300 euros. 614 00:31:32,833 --> 00:31:34,374 - You get a discount. - Thanks. 615 00:31:34,541 --> 00:31:37,665 The others are paying 400. I shouldn't be doing this. 616 00:31:37,833 --> 00:31:39,915 150 euros covers the initiation, 617 00:31:40,083 --> 00:31:42,207 100 euros for the executive product package... 618 00:31:42,375 --> 00:31:46,624 50 for the business plan and 30-day Motivational Abundance course... 619 00:31:46,791 --> 00:31:49,999 The contract-signing paper supply expenses are free. 620 00:31:50,166 --> 00:31:51,249 Great. 621 00:31:51,416 --> 00:31:53,999 The leather briefcase is a present from me. 622 00:31:54,166 --> 00:31:56,207 Thank you so much. Everything's a plus. 623 00:31:56,375 --> 00:31:57,624 Good luck. 624 00:32:20,458 --> 00:32:23,790 What do you expect to gain from this, Benita? 625 00:32:24,333 --> 00:32:26,582 Abundance, prosperity... 626 00:32:26,833 --> 00:32:28,790 The things you say. 627 00:32:28,958 --> 00:32:30,707 Can I ask you a question? 628 00:32:30,916 --> 00:32:34,332 There's something about all this that escapes me. 629 00:32:34,500 --> 00:32:37,082 What about people who don't have anything? 630 00:32:37,250 --> 00:32:39,499 Is it their fault? 631 00:32:41,750 --> 00:32:44,249 My mother has always been very positive. 632 00:32:44,416 --> 00:32:47,332 She always looked on the bright side. Always. 633 00:32:47,500 --> 00:32:49,415 But the man she married... 634 00:32:50,041 --> 00:32:54,332 He drank, he beat her... A real son of a bitch. 635 00:32:54,916 --> 00:32:57,624 She might be paying for bad karma. 636 00:32:59,625 --> 00:33:01,999 And the children in Africa too? 637 00:33:02,166 --> 00:33:04,832 All of us who can't find a job? 638 00:33:05,000 --> 00:33:06,082 Wrong. 639 00:33:06,250 --> 00:33:07,665 Too bad, Benita. 640 00:33:07,833 --> 00:33:10,374 If you had money, you would feel guilty 641 00:33:10,541 --> 00:33:12,832 and you might drag us all down with you. 642 00:33:13,000 --> 00:33:15,290 No, money is exactly what I need. 643 00:33:15,458 --> 00:33:17,790 The pyramid has to work. 644 00:33:17,958 --> 00:33:19,332 I'm sorry, Benita. 645 00:33:19,500 --> 00:33:21,832 You can't be part of the elite. 646 00:33:22,375 --> 00:33:23,624 Next. 647 00:33:23,958 --> 00:33:26,082 That's it? Should I leave? 648 00:33:26,250 --> 00:33:27,790 Thank you, Benita. 649 00:33:29,500 --> 00:33:30,874 Wait. 650 00:33:31,541 --> 00:33:34,332 Before I get even more nervous than I already am, 651 00:33:34,500 --> 00:33:35,665 I'd like to say something. 652 00:33:36,625 --> 00:33:40,415 My whole life I've felt inferior 653 00:33:40,583 --> 00:33:42,707 because my name is Encarna 654 00:33:43,625 --> 00:33:45,874 and because I'm from Mostoles. 655 00:33:46,958 --> 00:33:48,957 At school they called me empanadilla 656 00:33:49,125 --> 00:33:51,749 because of that stupid comedy number. 657 00:33:51,916 --> 00:33:56,457 I can't tell you what a painful coincidence that was for me. 658 00:33:58,208 --> 00:33:59,290 For you and everyone else. 659 00:33:59,458 --> 00:34:02,415 My whole life, whenever I said I was from Mostoles, 660 00:34:02,583 --> 00:34:05,124 people gave me that empanadilla crap. 661 00:34:05,291 --> 00:34:06,749 What a pain in the ass! 662 00:34:06,916 --> 00:34:08,457 Mostoles isn't what people think it is. 663 00:34:08,625 --> 00:34:12,582 It's a wonderful city with great potential in many fields. 664 00:34:12,791 --> 00:34:16,082 - Our university is awesome. - Juan Carlos I. 665 00:34:16,250 --> 00:34:17,040 My cousin studies there. 666 00:34:17,208 --> 00:34:19,540 Okay, thank you. Let's continue. 667 00:34:19,750 --> 00:34:20,750 Silence, please. 668 00:34:21,791 --> 00:34:25,582 I've been stuck in the same phase for a long time. 669 00:34:29,500 --> 00:34:31,874 I didn't believe in myself. 670 00:34:32,416 --> 00:34:35,082 And now I feel like 671 00:34:35,791 --> 00:34:38,499 thanks to the SayLife Corporation 672 00:34:38,666 --> 00:34:42,040 I can finally take a step forward in my life. 673 00:34:43,375 --> 00:34:45,374 A giant step... 674 00:34:46,500 --> 00:34:48,957 I promise I'll do my best. 675 00:34:49,500 --> 00:34:50,915 I really do. 676 00:34:51,958 --> 00:34:53,957 It was very generous of you 677 00:34:54,125 --> 00:34:56,457 to share your feelings with us. 678 00:34:56,625 --> 00:34:57,874 What is my name? 679 00:34:58,833 --> 00:35:01,332 Victoria, which means "victory." 680 00:35:01,500 --> 00:35:03,790 Believe me, it's always brought me good luck. 681 00:35:03,958 --> 00:35:06,915 And my last name. "April." 682 00:35:07,291 --> 00:35:08,665 Springtime. 683 00:35:08,833 --> 00:35:09,833 Encarna, 684 00:35:09,916 --> 00:35:13,749 today you have the chance to pick a new name for yourself. 685 00:35:14,291 --> 00:35:15,457 What's it going to be? 686 00:35:16,708 --> 00:35:18,832 Goodbye Encarna... 687 00:35:19,833 --> 00:35:22,332 and hello Beatriz. 688 00:35:22,791 --> 00:35:25,582 Which means "blessed" 689 00:35:25,750 --> 00:35:27,999 and "bringer of happiness." 690 00:35:28,666 --> 00:35:31,124 Beatriz Orange Blossom. 691 00:35:31,916 --> 00:35:35,124 I always liked orange blossoms. 692 00:35:36,000 --> 00:35:37,540 Congratulations. 693 00:35:37,791 --> 00:35:40,124 Today is the first day of your new life. 694 00:35:50,833 --> 00:35:53,415 Welcome to SayLife Corporation. 695 00:35:53,583 --> 00:35:57,749 What you are about to hear will show you how to obtain maximum profit 696 00:35:57,916 --> 00:35:59,749 in the least time possible. 697 00:35:59,916 --> 00:36:02,707 It's essential that you follow my instructions. 698 00:36:10,083 --> 00:36:13,874 The first thing you must do is desire something intensely. 699 00:36:14,750 --> 00:36:16,165 Focus on it. 700 00:36:17,416 --> 00:36:20,040 This desire will keep you on the right track 701 00:36:20,291 --> 00:36:22,415 when you're feeling down. 702 00:36:24,250 --> 00:36:26,040 MILLIONAIRE BUSINESS BE YOUR OWN BOSS 703 00:36:34,416 --> 00:36:38,624 Make a list of everyone you know. Do not exclude anyone. 704 00:36:38,791 --> 00:36:42,832 You never know where you might find a potential customer. 705 00:36:44,416 --> 00:36:47,499 It's essential that you sign up for the self-delivery program. 706 00:36:47,666 --> 00:36:50,332 It's the engine that will keep your business functioning 707 00:36:50,500 --> 00:36:52,499 at maximum capacity. 708 00:36:52,708 --> 00:36:54,207 I'm your first customer! 709 00:36:54,416 --> 00:36:56,540 Give me a little of everything. 710 00:36:56,708 --> 00:37:00,499 Don't consider it an expense. It's an investment. 711 00:37:00,958 --> 00:37:02,999 Look, first the pills. 712 00:37:03,333 --> 00:37:06,290 They're important. Then facial cream and eye cream. 713 00:37:06,458 --> 00:37:07,540 Okay, both. 714 00:37:15,000 --> 00:37:16,374 Enthusiasm 715 00:37:16,541 --> 00:37:21,415 has more power than anything technical you can learn. 716 00:37:29,541 --> 00:37:30,874 Help! 717 00:37:31,041 --> 00:37:32,790 What are you doing down there? 718 00:37:33,041 --> 00:37:34,665 They fell on me! 719 00:37:34,833 --> 00:37:37,207 Pay no attention to the skepticism 720 00:37:37,375 --> 00:37:40,249 of conscious or unconscious naysayers. 721 00:37:40,791 --> 00:37:42,415 What are you doing under there? 722 00:37:42,583 --> 00:37:47,082 They want to steal your dream and project their frustration on you. 723 00:37:47,250 --> 00:37:49,624 - When if you're never here? - When I get here. 724 00:37:49,791 --> 00:37:51,290 SUCCESS AVENUE 725 00:37:51,458 --> 00:37:54,665 Always keep an open, positive attitude. 726 00:38:00,000 --> 00:38:01,582 BORN TO WIN 727 00:38:02,250 --> 00:38:04,749 Repeat your affirmations every day. 728 00:38:04,916 --> 00:38:06,457 I SEE A WINNER 729 00:38:09,833 --> 00:38:11,207 What the hell are you doing? 730 00:38:11,375 --> 00:38:12,375 What? 731 00:38:12,500 --> 00:38:14,957 I'll paint you a crosswalk! 732 00:38:18,333 --> 00:38:19,832 I'm home! 733 00:38:20,000 --> 00:38:21,624 YOU'RE THE BEST SALESWOMAN! 734 00:38:21,791 --> 00:38:24,415 The University of Minnesota says that in 5 years 735 00:38:24,583 --> 00:38:27,290 there will be more than 15 million new rich people in Europe 736 00:38:27,458 --> 00:38:29,165 thanks to direct sales. 737 00:38:30,666 --> 00:38:34,040 And I wanted to share this with all of you. 738 00:38:34,208 --> 00:38:36,540 I'll make you all a snack. 739 00:38:44,250 --> 00:38:46,540 MY MILLIONAIRE AWARENESS GROWS WHILE I SLEEP 740 00:38:46,708 --> 00:38:49,832 Remember you're at war, and your true enemy is negativity. 741 00:39:05,833 --> 00:39:07,165 That was Eddie. 742 00:39:07,333 --> 00:39:08,333 Murphy? 743 00:39:08,458 --> 00:39:11,207 - Eddie Murphy? The black guy? - He's a lunatic. 744 00:39:11,375 --> 00:39:13,790 He got promoted to West Coast Spokesman 745 00:39:13,958 --> 00:39:15,290 and he's become unbearable. 746 00:39:15,458 --> 00:39:20,165 Victoria, I'd like you to meet my six. It will only take a second. 747 00:39:20,541 --> 00:39:22,290 - Already? - Yeah. 748 00:39:22,458 --> 00:39:25,332 This is taking off. I really trust them. 749 00:39:25,500 --> 00:39:28,249 They're very motivated. But they asked to meet you 750 00:39:28,416 --> 00:39:29,915 and I couldn't say no. 751 00:39:30,291 --> 00:39:31,291 Let's see. 752 00:39:40,791 --> 00:39:42,434 I listen to your abundance course every night. 753 00:39:42,458 --> 00:39:43,624 Thank you, how sweet. 754 00:39:43,791 --> 00:39:45,832 I listened to it three times! 755 00:39:46,000 --> 00:39:47,999 And you feel better, don't you? 756 00:39:48,166 --> 00:39:51,124 Yes! I'm dying to hit the street to find customers. 757 00:39:51,291 --> 00:39:54,207 My wife laughs when I say I'm a "businessman." 758 00:39:54,375 --> 00:39:57,499 We'll see if she laughs when you make your first million euros. 759 00:39:57,666 --> 00:39:59,499 We don't need so many lessons. 760 00:39:59,666 --> 00:40:01,665 Just tell someone she's beautiful and she's yours. 761 00:40:01,833 --> 00:40:04,290 They're ready for a conference, don't you think? 762 00:40:04,458 --> 00:40:05,999 Samara and Yani are in sales. 763 00:40:06,166 --> 00:40:07,999 I'm sure. Have you got a second? 764 00:40:08,166 --> 00:40:11,707 I changed my name from Jesusa to "Health." I need it. 765 00:40:11,875 --> 00:40:12,665 Is that okay? 766 00:40:12,833 --> 00:40:17,082 Of course! Thank you all. Nice meeting you, you're very sweet. 767 00:40:17,250 --> 00:40:18,540 Start selling! 768 00:40:20,916 --> 00:40:21,916 What is it? 769 00:40:23,083 --> 00:40:25,374 - There's a problem. - Yeah? 770 00:40:25,541 --> 00:40:27,124 I don't like the kid. 771 00:40:27,750 --> 00:40:28,750 What kid? 772 00:40:29,666 --> 00:40:32,249 The gay one. I don't like gays. 773 00:40:32,416 --> 00:40:35,749 They have a lot of pent-up rage disguised as frivolity. 774 00:40:36,625 --> 00:40:37,625 You think so? 775 00:40:37,791 --> 00:40:39,290 I know what I'm talking about. 776 00:40:39,458 --> 00:40:44,207 They'd sell their mom for a laugh and can't be trusted with secrets. 777 00:40:44,375 --> 00:40:46,290 I don't want him on my team. 778 00:40:56,291 --> 00:40:58,374 This damn wig itches! 779 00:40:59,000 --> 00:41:00,624 - Hi. - Hi. 780 00:41:07,041 --> 00:41:08,041 How are you? 781 00:41:08,166 --> 00:41:10,457 - Fine, you? - Great. 782 00:41:11,208 --> 00:41:12,415 Your friends are very nice. 783 00:41:12,708 --> 00:41:15,665 - Yeah. - I'm sure they'll sell a ton. 784 00:41:17,000 --> 00:41:20,665 Is Nieves the millionaire an actress too? 785 00:41:21,916 --> 00:41:25,499 You think the people in the ads really use the products? 786 00:41:27,083 --> 00:41:29,540 Wake up, silly! They're actors. 787 00:41:29,916 --> 00:41:32,707 And Victoria isn't the real Victoria Abril? 788 00:41:32,875 --> 00:41:33,915 Actually yes. 789 00:41:34,083 --> 00:41:36,165 She's an impostor posing as the real one. 790 00:41:37,250 --> 00:41:38,290 Yeah? 791 00:41:38,708 --> 00:41:39,790 What's wrong with you? 792 00:41:40,083 --> 00:41:43,582 I can read your mind and all I see is suspicion and fear. 793 00:41:43,750 --> 00:41:44,999 That will get us nowhere. 794 00:41:45,166 --> 00:41:47,790 Do you ever feel fake sometimes? 795 00:41:48,666 --> 00:41:49,457 Do I seem fake? 796 00:41:49,625 --> 00:41:51,499 No, not you. I mean I do. 797 00:41:51,666 --> 00:41:53,290 I couldn't tell. 798 00:41:53,458 --> 00:41:54,915 I feel like I'm lying to myself. 799 00:41:55,083 --> 00:41:56,707 You look better than ever. 800 00:41:57,083 --> 00:42:00,165 I'm spending a lot of money, Feli. 801 00:42:00,333 --> 00:42:01,457 Who? 802 00:42:02,375 --> 00:42:05,124 The conferences are very expensive. 803 00:42:05,958 --> 00:42:07,957 So do the products. 804 00:42:08,375 --> 00:42:10,624 To bill I have to sign up as freelance. 805 00:42:10,791 --> 00:42:13,249 You'll make ten times what you spend. 806 00:42:13,416 --> 00:42:14,499 Yeah, I know. 807 00:42:14,666 --> 00:42:15,666 Ask for a loan. 808 00:42:16,208 --> 00:42:17,915 The first thing you have to do to be rich 809 00:42:18,083 --> 00:42:20,207 is act like you are. Buy a car. 810 00:42:20,375 --> 00:42:22,249 Money attracts money. 811 00:42:23,625 --> 00:42:24,832 I need to cash out. 812 00:42:31,791 --> 00:42:33,165 There's money missing. 813 00:42:33,333 --> 00:42:36,332 Yes, there is! Somebody is stealing. 814 00:42:36,625 --> 00:42:37,625 They must be. 815 00:42:37,875 --> 00:42:41,624 From now on I want all the cashiers under surveillance. 816 00:42:41,791 --> 00:42:42,832 They already are. 817 00:42:43,000 --> 00:42:46,915 No, I mean before, during and after every show. Is that clear? 818 00:43:14,750 --> 00:43:16,332 Lots of people today! 819 00:43:20,000 --> 00:43:21,207 I'll talk to the bank. 820 00:43:21,375 --> 00:43:23,749 The manager was a student of mine. He really likes me. 821 00:43:23,916 --> 00:43:26,749 I'll pay you back soon, with interest. Money attracts money. 822 00:43:26,916 --> 00:43:29,874 Don't worry about it. Young entrepreneurs need support. 823 00:43:30,041 --> 00:43:31,499 Thank you, my love. 824 00:43:32,041 --> 00:43:34,124 Leaving already? What about my thing? 825 00:43:34,291 --> 00:43:36,749 I'll try to find some time over the weekend. 826 00:43:36,916 --> 00:43:40,082 In the meantime, try to come up with another title. 827 00:43:40,250 --> 00:43:42,499 - Here we go again. - It sounds boring, Ginés. 828 00:43:42,666 --> 00:43:46,374 "Madrid Under Siege or French Treachery." I think it's powerful. 829 00:43:46,541 --> 00:43:49,165 When have you ever seen a movie with two titles? 830 00:43:49,333 --> 00:43:52,040 There are plenty of classics with two titles. 831 00:43:52,208 --> 00:43:52,999 It was a custom. 832 00:43:53,166 --> 00:43:55,415 Well, not anymore. 833 00:43:55,875 --> 00:43:56,875 Bye. 834 00:44:02,750 --> 00:44:05,290 - Congratulations. - Thank you. 835 00:44:06,041 --> 00:44:09,957 You see? You wanted a car and there it is. It's a miracle! 836 00:44:10,125 --> 00:44:12,790 - I'm going to tell Victoria. - What for? 837 00:44:12,958 --> 00:44:17,457 She loves cars. We can take her out, she's bored in that hotel. 838 00:44:29,916 --> 00:44:31,165 Look! 839 00:44:31,333 --> 00:44:35,082 We can go out some time. Girls' night out. 840 00:44:37,666 --> 00:44:39,457 I'd have preferred the next model up. 841 00:44:39,625 --> 00:44:43,374 The next model up cost 3 thousand euros more. 842 00:44:43,541 --> 00:44:45,749 I like it. It says a lot about you. 843 00:44:45,916 --> 00:44:48,582 You've reached your first goal on the first try. 844 00:44:48,750 --> 00:44:51,249 Where there's a will and a little free time... 845 00:44:51,416 --> 00:44:54,207 There's a will, but free time... 846 00:44:54,375 --> 00:44:56,290 If she clings to that mattress store... 847 00:44:57,583 --> 00:45:02,582 Do you work for a large American company on the Stock Exchange, 848 00:45:02,833 --> 00:45:04,832 or a pathetic mattress chain? 849 00:45:05,500 --> 00:45:06,832 I'm going to try it out. 850 00:45:22,250 --> 00:45:24,165 You can't change your mind? 851 00:45:24,333 --> 00:45:26,582 I can't hold down two jobs. 852 00:45:26,750 --> 00:45:29,290 So you were serious about becoming a millionaire in 30 days. 853 00:45:29,583 --> 00:45:30,790 We're working on it. 854 00:45:31,291 --> 00:45:33,207 But I'm doing well, yes. 855 00:45:33,375 --> 00:45:34,707 You're unrecognizable, Encarna. 856 00:45:34,875 --> 00:45:36,499 Did you really kick out Paquitín? 857 00:45:36,666 --> 00:45:37,832 Beatriz. 858 00:45:38,958 --> 00:45:40,124 My name is Beatriz now. 859 00:45:40,333 --> 00:45:43,207 Next stop, the psychiatric ward. 860 00:45:43,375 --> 00:45:46,165 You've been brainwashed, gorgeous. 861 00:46:04,500 --> 00:46:10,332 ...and that's when you turn into a human magnet, attracting people... 862 00:46:12,041 --> 00:46:13,165 Do you mind? 863 00:46:13,333 --> 00:46:14,624 I can't fit any more at home. 864 00:46:14,791 --> 00:46:16,749 - You can sell all of this? - Of course. 865 00:46:16,916 --> 00:46:19,707 The bigger the order, the bigger the commission. That's the trick. 866 00:46:19,875 --> 00:46:23,082 Last year a girl in Cincinnati made Senior Sapphire Manager 867 00:46:23,250 --> 00:46:25,124 in one month. Why not me? 868 00:46:25,291 --> 00:46:27,332 Okay, then. Get to work. 869 00:46:27,500 --> 00:46:29,665 Hey, what about tomorrow? 870 00:46:32,083 --> 00:46:33,165 Two o'clock sharp. 871 00:46:33,375 --> 00:46:35,749 Wouldn't it be better to leave things as they are? 872 00:46:44,125 --> 00:46:48,207 I saw you and thought you have potential charisma. 873 00:46:48,458 --> 00:46:52,790 Would you like to join my sales team? No strings attached. 874 00:46:52,958 --> 00:46:57,749 You could join my sales team. I don't ask just anybody. 875 00:46:57,916 --> 00:47:02,415 You keep 25%. It's always nice to make a little extra money. 876 00:47:02,583 --> 00:47:06,040 The universe is mental, you know. You attract what you think about. 877 00:47:06,208 --> 00:47:09,749 Take this and call me. And don't wait too long... 878 00:47:09,958 --> 00:47:11,874 - Call me. - Okay, thanks. 879 00:47:12,041 --> 00:47:13,207 Bye. 880 00:47:14,333 --> 00:47:17,749 25% of what you sell... 881 00:47:18,750 --> 00:47:22,582 Are you sure you're not interested? Take a sample and try it. 882 00:47:22,791 --> 00:47:24,290 Okay, thanks. 883 00:47:25,333 --> 00:47:28,707 If you don't want to be happy, I can't force you. 884 00:47:28,875 --> 00:47:30,790 - Thanks anyway. - Too bad. 885 00:47:38,083 --> 00:47:40,499 Why were these on my bed? 886 00:47:40,666 --> 00:47:43,874 They're yours. Do you like them? They have an air chamber. 887 00:47:44,041 --> 00:47:45,957 You've been buying things non-stop lately. 888 00:47:46,125 --> 00:47:47,915 Are you making that much money? 889 00:47:48,083 --> 00:47:50,207 When money flows, it's like a boomerang. 890 00:47:50,375 --> 00:47:53,249 Later it comes back to you tenfold. 891 00:47:53,625 --> 00:47:54,707 It does? 892 00:47:54,875 --> 00:47:58,249 - What do I do with the other one? - Keep it as a souvenir. 893 00:47:58,416 --> 00:48:00,624 - They're very cool. - And expensive. 894 00:48:00,875 --> 00:48:02,957 We deserve the best. 895 00:48:03,125 --> 00:48:05,249 Since you like running so much, use the best. 896 00:48:05,416 --> 00:48:06,915 Thanks, sweetie. 897 00:48:07,541 --> 00:48:09,290 You really have changed. 898 00:48:09,458 --> 00:48:12,540 Before you treated me like dirt. 899 00:48:22,166 --> 00:48:23,707 You set the table for three. 900 00:48:24,250 --> 00:48:26,499 No more lies. 901 00:48:28,291 --> 00:48:29,291 Look. 902 00:48:29,625 --> 00:48:31,332 He's right on time. 903 00:48:33,791 --> 00:48:34,999 What? 904 00:48:35,166 --> 00:48:36,665 You heard me. 905 00:48:36,833 --> 00:48:38,374 I wish I hadn't! 906 00:48:38,541 --> 00:48:40,290 This is not a fling. 907 00:48:40,500 --> 00:48:43,332 Since when, you pig? Since high school? 908 00:48:43,500 --> 00:48:46,207 I knew it. I knew it! 909 00:48:46,375 --> 00:48:47,392 I told you this was a bad idea. 910 00:48:47,416 --> 00:48:50,124 You wasted your youth on an old man! 911 00:48:50,291 --> 00:48:52,332 Dad was 30 years older than you! 912 00:48:52,500 --> 00:48:54,832 Exactly! He's over the hill! 913 00:48:55,000 --> 00:48:56,665 My intentions are good. 914 00:48:56,833 --> 00:48:59,165 In fact, we got married ten years ago. 915 00:48:59,333 --> 00:49:00,333 Didn't we? 916 00:49:01,250 --> 00:49:02,915 This can't be. 917 00:49:03,791 --> 00:49:06,082 I didn't see this one coming! 918 00:49:07,708 --> 00:49:08,790 Mom! 919 00:49:09,416 --> 00:49:11,749 - Where are you going? - Stay away from me! 920 00:49:12,708 --> 00:49:17,415 Mom! 921 00:49:17,583 --> 00:49:20,540 Leave me alone! I can't even look at you! 922 00:49:26,083 --> 00:49:27,624 Where are you going? 923 00:49:27,791 --> 00:49:29,999 - Don't cross! - I can make it! 924 00:49:57,958 --> 00:50:00,582 - Sure you don't want to pee? - No! 925 00:50:00,791 --> 00:50:04,582 You shouldn't have bothered coming to see your sick sister. 926 00:50:04,750 --> 00:50:06,832 This is worse than finding out about the old man. 927 00:50:07,000 --> 00:50:08,499 Why did you call them? 928 00:50:08,666 --> 00:50:10,624 Move on already. I have a lot of work. 929 00:50:10,791 --> 00:50:12,665 I can't be here all day to look after you. 930 00:50:12,833 --> 00:50:14,332 That's what sisters are for. 931 00:50:14,500 --> 00:50:17,957 Take a look at the catalogue after. They're really great products. 932 00:50:18,125 --> 00:50:20,207 My mother looks younger, doesn't she? 933 00:50:20,375 --> 00:50:23,457 - In what sense? - She's still as proud as ever. 934 00:50:23,625 --> 00:50:25,874 Nobody kicked you out. You left because you wanted to. 935 00:50:26,041 --> 00:50:27,582 Because I wanted to? 936 00:50:27,750 --> 00:50:30,874 The record company didn't want a gimp in the group. 937 00:50:31,041 --> 00:50:34,249 - A dyslexic gimp! - You said it. 938 00:50:34,416 --> 00:50:36,999 How did they get rid of me? Have them dance! 939 00:50:37,166 --> 00:50:39,249 "Let's add choreography." 940 00:50:39,416 --> 00:50:42,082 And you all loved the idea! 941 00:50:42,250 --> 00:50:43,250 I liked to dance! 942 00:50:43,291 --> 00:50:46,082 Why should I sit there stiff as a rod? 943 00:50:46,250 --> 00:50:47,915 Hey! Stop shouting. 944 00:50:48,083 --> 00:50:49,457 I'm glad you didn't get picked. 945 00:50:49,625 --> 00:50:51,999 "You're sick" was a shitty song. 946 00:50:52,166 --> 00:50:56,540 "Hotchicks.com?" Who came up with that garbage? 947 00:50:56,708 --> 00:50:58,707 Selfish! You're selfish! 948 00:50:59,500 --> 00:51:00,500 Please! 949 00:51:01,250 --> 00:51:03,582 Please! You're acting like the real Supremes! 950 00:51:06,625 --> 00:51:08,290 Stop shouting! This is a hospital! 951 00:51:08,458 --> 00:51:11,999 She's been jealous since the day she was born. 952 00:51:12,166 --> 00:51:15,124 It's true. It was a shitty song. 953 00:51:15,291 --> 00:51:16,707 I can't talk right now. 954 00:51:16,875 --> 00:51:19,540 Unbelievable. Encarna, can you hear me? 955 00:51:19,708 --> 00:51:21,207 Beatriz. I thought we said Beatriz. 956 00:51:21,375 --> 00:51:23,707 Shitty coverage. 957 00:51:23,875 --> 00:51:26,040 - I can't talk right now. - Where is she? 958 00:51:26,208 --> 00:51:28,999 I'm at the hospital visiting my mother. 959 00:51:29,166 --> 00:51:31,624 - What hospital? - The hospital here in Mostoles. 960 00:51:31,791 --> 00:51:34,082 My mother got hit by a car. An accident. 961 00:51:34,250 --> 00:51:35,707 - Your mom's in the hospital? - Yes. 962 00:51:35,875 --> 00:51:39,082 But she's okay. I bought her a sneaker... 963 00:51:39,250 --> 00:51:43,332 She likes playing chicken with cars, I don't know why. 964 00:51:43,500 --> 00:51:46,624 She usually makes it, but with the new sneaker... 965 00:51:46,791 --> 00:51:49,249 What about the empanadilla? Encarna! 966 00:51:50,083 --> 00:51:52,874 Don't give me shit right now! I said sneaker! 967 00:51:53,041 --> 00:51:54,749 - Encarna! - What? 968 00:51:55,291 --> 00:51:56,749 You're laughing at me? 969 00:51:56,916 --> 00:51:59,749 No, silly. The signal is lousy. 970 00:51:59,916 --> 00:52:01,499 You're nominated! 971 00:52:01,666 --> 00:52:02,915 Me? For what? 972 00:52:03,083 --> 00:52:05,582 You sold over 8,000 euros in one month. 973 00:52:05,750 --> 00:52:07,999 That's unheard of for a Bronze Junior Manager. 974 00:52:08,166 --> 00:52:09,624 How did you do it? 975 00:52:09,791 --> 00:52:11,790 You know, I'm good at sales. 976 00:52:11,958 --> 00:52:13,624 Who would have guessed? 977 00:52:13,791 --> 00:52:15,707 Nominated for a Successful Award. 978 00:52:15,875 --> 00:52:17,957 The Oscar of the business world. 979 00:52:18,125 --> 00:52:20,499 Are they both related to Hollywood? 980 00:52:20,666 --> 00:52:22,457 Totally. 981 00:52:27,375 --> 00:52:29,415 Careful what you wish for. 982 00:52:29,583 --> 00:52:31,249 Ambition is very powerful 983 00:52:31,416 --> 00:52:33,374 and you're taking giant steps. 984 00:52:34,083 --> 00:52:35,624 You know who you remind me of? 985 00:52:37,333 --> 00:52:38,665 Myself. 986 00:52:43,250 --> 00:52:45,124 This one doesn't convince me either. 987 00:52:45,333 --> 00:52:49,290 Can't I wear my suit coat? It is my work uniform, after all. 988 00:52:49,458 --> 00:52:52,415 A suit coat for the red carpet? Girls from Mostoles are unbelievable. 989 00:52:52,583 --> 00:52:56,624 For ceremonies we also have this turquoise green with a mermaid cut. 990 00:52:56,791 --> 00:52:58,499 - I love it. - I'm not trying on any more. 991 00:52:58,666 --> 00:52:59,666 No good. 992 00:53:00,666 --> 00:53:01,790 Where did you bring us? 993 00:53:02,541 --> 00:53:05,290 La Paloma dressmakers. And if you don't like it, 994 00:53:06,125 --> 00:53:06,874 buzz off. 995 00:53:07,083 --> 00:53:08,332 Excuse me? 996 00:53:08,500 --> 00:53:11,915 No need to be nasty. That's Victoria Abril. 997 00:53:12,125 --> 00:53:13,125 Who, you? 998 00:53:13,375 --> 00:53:14,457 No, me. 999 00:53:14,791 --> 00:53:17,665 Yeah, right. Victoria Abril would shop in this store. 1000 00:53:17,833 --> 00:53:19,124 We're leaving. 1001 00:53:20,333 --> 00:53:22,749 You do not know how to treat a customer. 1002 00:53:22,916 --> 00:53:25,124 I let you try on everything in the store! 1003 00:53:25,291 --> 00:53:28,040 Let's go. We'll never find anything decent in Mostoles. 1004 00:53:28,208 --> 00:53:30,665 Hey, I can't spend a fortune on this. 1005 00:53:30,833 --> 00:53:34,082 Ms. Cheapskate is back. With the money you're making on commissions! 1006 00:53:34,250 --> 00:53:35,415 That's still a month away. 1007 00:53:35,833 --> 00:53:38,165 I'll pick out my own outfit. 1008 00:53:49,750 --> 00:53:52,540 I can't wait to get out of here! 1009 00:53:52,708 --> 00:53:53,499 What's she saying? 1010 00:53:53,666 --> 00:53:56,540 That this town sucks. What do you think? 1011 00:53:56,708 --> 00:53:57,999 It's not a town, it's a city. 1012 00:53:58,166 --> 00:54:00,290 More like another planet. 1013 00:54:00,458 --> 00:54:02,582 You used to like it here. 1014 00:54:02,750 --> 00:54:05,665 You were the coolest girl in town. What happened? 1015 00:54:05,833 --> 00:54:08,165 I saw the world, that's what happened. 1016 00:54:09,958 --> 00:54:11,332 True Grit, why are you by yourself? 1017 00:54:11,666 --> 00:54:12,957 What are you doing here? 1018 00:54:14,833 --> 00:54:15,957 He got away from me. 1019 00:54:16,125 --> 00:54:17,374 He saw you and went crazy. 1020 00:54:17,541 --> 00:54:21,082 Ginés, do you remember me? I was in your class too. 1021 00:54:21,250 --> 00:54:23,082 - You didn't attend very often. - That's true. 1022 00:54:23,250 --> 00:54:25,207 He was our history teacher, and he's also... 1023 00:54:25,375 --> 00:54:27,999 He's writing a screenplay for a movie 1024 00:54:28,166 --> 00:54:30,749 and I sometimes help him with the typing. 1025 00:54:31,125 --> 00:54:32,999 What's the movie about, may I ask? 1026 00:54:33,166 --> 00:54:37,999 It's about the huge role Mostoles played in the uprising against Napolean's troops. 1027 00:54:38,458 --> 00:54:39,582 How interesting! 1028 00:54:39,750 --> 00:54:42,582 But believe me, if they'd stayed home that day, 1029 00:54:42,750 --> 00:54:44,710 another rooster would have crowed in this country. 1030 00:54:44,833 --> 00:54:45,874 We'd be speaking French. 1031 00:54:46,041 --> 00:54:49,499 Lafayette Productions is looking for a co-production with Spain. 1032 00:54:49,666 --> 00:54:52,665 Remind me to pass on their contact info. You never know. 1033 00:54:52,916 --> 00:54:54,976 What's going on today? Are they shooting the movie already? 1034 00:54:55,000 --> 00:54:59,082 No, they're rehearsing to recreate the historical event. Right Ginés? 1035 00:54:59,250 --> 00:55:01,499 I won't disturb you any longer. 1036 00:55:01,750 --> 00:55:04,582 Say hi to your mother for me. I hope she gets better. 1037 00:55:06,333 --> 00:55:08,624 I thought you two were out of the closet. 1038 00:55:08,791 --> 00:55:10,040 What do I know? 1039 00:55:10,208 --> 00:55:11,208 Ginés! 1040 00:55:11,833 --> 00:55:13,040 Ginés... 1041 00:55:13,458 --> 00:55:15,374 - Wait a second. - I'm late. 1042 00:55:15,541 --> 00:55:17,181 I'm sorry, I don't know what came over me. 1043 00:55:17,250 --> 00:55:20,957 I'm going through a lot of stress right now. 1044 00:55:21,125 --> 00:55:22,582 I'm in big trouble. 1045 00:55:23,333 --> 00:55:25,624 You shouldn't come over for a while. 1046 00:55:26,708 --> 00:55:28,790 - What do you mean? - Take care of your mother. 1047 00:55:28,958 --> 00:55:30,332 She needs you, I'll be fine. 1048 00:55:30,500 --> 00:55:31,790 Where is this coming from? 1049 00:55:31,958 --> 00:55:33,438 I can't even make love to you anymore. 1050 00:55:33,583 --> 00:55:35,517 - When have I ever cared about that? - Come on, mutt. 1051 00:55:35,541 --> 00:55:37,957 You're taking the dog to the rehearsal? 1052 00:55:38,125 --> 00:55:41,832 There were dogs back in 1800, weren't there? 1053 00:55:53,541 --> 00:55:55,415 I'm here to return the merchandise. 1054 00:55:55,583 --> 00:55:57,999 I sell nothing. I quit the business. 1055 00:55:58,625 --> 00:56:01,040 Do you start the conversation with a compliment? 1056 00:56:01,208 --> 00:56:02,457 That's fundamental. 1057 00:56:02,791 --> 00:56:04,707 Ladies won't even open the door. 1058 00:56:05,625 --> 00:56:07,790 Can I have my money back? 1059 00:56:19,083 --> 00:56:20,803 MY MILLIONAIRE AWARENESS GROWS WHILE I SLEEP 1060 00:56:30,875 --> 00:56:33,415 Three panties for one euro! 1061 00:56:33,583 --> 00:56:35,707 Come here, gorgeous! Take a look! 1062 00:56:35,875 --> 00:56:37,517 Three panties for one euro! Come and get it! 1063 00:56:37,541 --> 00:56:38,541 Hi, girls. 1064 00:56:38,791 --> 00:56:41,249 How are sales going? 1065 00:56:41,416 --> 00:56:44,249 Awful. It's like ladies are wearing panties from last year. 1066 00:56:44,416 --> 00:56:45,790 Otherwise I can't explain it. 1067 00:56:45,958 --> 00:56:48,082 I mean... our thing. 1068 00:56:48,250 --> 00:56:51,832 When people see they're pills they change their minds. 1069 00:56:52,000 --> 00:56:54,082 Keep trying with the creams. 1070 00:56:54,250 --> 00:56:56,040 People always want more. 1071 00:56:56,916 --> 00:56:59,499 And before you place another order from headquarters, 1072 00:56:59,666 --> 00:57:02,915 order from me and I'll give you a 5% discount. 1073 00:57:03,083 --> 00:57:04,165 Okay, girls? 1074 00:57:05,625 --> 00:57:10,165 I'm a money magnet. 1075 00:57:10,333 --> 00:57:11,707 I'm a money... 1076 00:57:21,958 --> 00:57:24,374 Feli! 1077 00:57:27,916 --> 00:57:30,540 Sweetie! Stop calling me Feli. 1078 00:57:30,750 --> 00:57:32,207 You slept here? 1079 00:57:32,375 --> 00:57:34,832 It looks like I did. 1080 00:57:35,583 --> 00:57:37,374 How silly of me! 1081 00:57:38,041 --> 00:57:39,540 What time is it? 1082 00:57:39,875 --> 00:57:41,040 Buy me a cup of coffee? 1083 00:57:41,916 --> 00:57:44,874 - Can I take a shower at your place? - At my place? 1084 00:57:45,333 --> 00:57:46,624 Sure. 1085 00:57:46,791 --> 00:57:48,124 The hotel is too far. 1086 00:57:48,291 --> 00:57:49,457 Yeah. 1087 00:57:51,375 --> 00:57:52,874 Come in. 1088 00:57:53,666 --> 00:57:56,040 Wow, you are moving a lot of product here. 1089 00:57:58,916 --> 00:58:01,624 Keep this up and you'll be an international sales executive 1090 00:58:01,791 --> 00:58:04,082 - in Phoenix, Arizona. - You think so? 1091 00:58:04,250 --> 00:58:07,207 I'm about to close another distribution arm. 1092 00:58:07,375 --> 00:58:08,957 I can see that. 1093 00:58:10,833 --> 00:58:11,833 María Dolores. 1094 00:58:13,500 --> 00:58:15,624 I don't deserve the nomination. 1095 00:58:16,083 --> 00:58:17,415 What are you talking about? 1096 00:58:17,958 --> 00:58:21,499 I'm accumulating product to reach the equitable potential voucher. 1097 00:58:21,666 --> 00:58:22,832 It's okay. 1098 00:58:23,208 --> 00:58:26,040 I wanted to be a sales leader and make the commissions. 1099 00:58:26,250 --> 00:58:27,915 You know how much I've spent? 1100 00:58:29,000 --> 00:58:33,790 But the truth is, I really haven't sold very much. 1101 00:58:35,041 --> 00:58:37,082 You overdosed on ambition, that's all. 1102 00:58:37,291 --> 00:58:40,249 Just don't place any more orders for a few months. 1103 00:58:40,458 --> 00:58:43,290 But they'll notice I went from a Senior Sapphire Manager 1104 00:58:43,458 --> 00:58:45,540 to a Junior Bronze Manager again. 1105 00:58:45,708 --> 00:58:49,124 What do I do? People in the neighborhood avoid me like the plague. 1106 00:58:49,583 --> 00:58:51,165 Move to another neighborhood. 1107 00:58:52,416 --> 00:58:54,790 Do you make money doing this? 1108 00:58:56,458 --> 00:58:58,082 Be honest, it's me. 1109 00:58:58,916 --> 00:59:00,415 Of course I do. 1110 00:59:01,833 --> 00:59:04,415 Well, right now I'm only a recruiter. 1111 00:59:05,541 --> 00:59:08,332 When I've recruited 300, I'll go up a level. 1112 00:59:08,500 --> 00:59:10,832 That's where you make money without doing anything. 1113 00:59:11,000 --> 00:59:12,499 When will that be? 1114 00:59:12,666 --> 00:59:14,332 You still don't get it. 1115 00:59:15,458 --> 00:59:17,790 My boyfriend Marcus doesn't exist either. 1116 00:59:17,958 --> 00:59:22,124 Well, he does, we just haven't met each other yet. 1117 00:59:22,291 --> 00:59:24,457 But I tell my brain he's real, 1118 00:59:24,625 --> 00:59:27,207 that way my mind attracts what it thinks it knows. 1119 00:59:27,583 --> 00:59:28,583 Don't you see? 1120 00:59:28,750 --> 00:59:30,207 It's madness. 1121 00:59:30,375 --> 00:59:31,457 Be patient. 1122 00:59:32,791 --> 00:59:34,332 Visualize. 1123 00:59:34,666 --> 00:59:36,999 Money flying in your bedroom window. 1124 00:59:38,708 --> 00:59:40,915 Everything in due time. 1125 00:59:43,208 --> 00:59:46,790 EMERGENCIES 1126 00:59:48,291 --> 00:59:49,582 Hi, this is Ginés. 1127 00:59:50,125 --> 00:59:51,749 Leave me a message 1128 00:59:51,916 --> 00:59:52,957 after... 1129 01:00:03,333 --> 01:00:04,124 What? 1130 01:00:04,291 --> 01:00:06,124 I feel like getting shitfaced 1131 01:00:06,291 --> 01:00:09,082 like in the old days. Are you in? 1132 01:00:14,958 --> 01:00:16,665 If you don't feel like it, why come? 1133 01:00:16,833 --> 01:00:19,999 - I do feel like it. - You should see your face. 1134 01:00:20,291 --> 01:00:21,749 You had a bad day. 1135 01:00:21,916 --> 01:00:24,540 I have a right to be in a shitty mood today, that's all. 1136 01:00:29,750 --> 01:00:31,582 She must be talking to her boyfriend. 1137 01:00:32,583 --> 01:00:35,790 I've heard them arguing before. Should we knock? 1138 01:00:35,958 --> 01:00:36,999 Sure. 1139 01:00:44,166 --> 01:00:45,915 We said we were going out. 1140 01:00:51,666 --> 01:00:53,290 He hung up on me! 1141 01:00:55,291 --> 01:00:57,874 I feel like having some fun tonight. 1142 01:00:58,041 --> 01:00:59,165 So do we. 1143 01:00:59,625 --> 01:01:02,290 My boyfriend just left me for a woman much older than me. 1144 01:01:02,458 --> 01:01:04,332 What is wrong with men? 1145 01:01:04,500 --> 01:01:05,624 What is their problem? 1146 01:01:06,166 --> 01:01:07,749 What is life trying to tell me? 1147 01:01:09,083 --> 01:01:10,457 What? What? 1148 01:01:11,791 --> 01:01:12,832 Alone again! 1149 01:01:13,333 --> 01:01:16,582 Why did I fall for such a fucking asshole? 1150 01:01:18,666 --> 01:01:20,207 Are you ready? 1151 01:01:20,708 --> 01:01:23,165 Because tonight the drinks are on the house! 1152 01:01:24,625 --> 01:01:26,290 Shouldn't you put that in the safe? 1153 01:01:26,916 --> 01:01:28,832 I can't fit any more money in the safe! 1154 01:01:29,000 --> 01:01:30,665 I don't know where to put it! 1155 01:01:30,916 --> 01:01:32,790 And the maids are stealing from me. 1156 01:01:33,000 --> 01:01:35,207 Wouldn't a bank be safer? 1157 01:01:36,000 --> 01:01:37,000 Give me 5 minutes. 1158 01:01:38,250 --> 01:01:40,374 He doesn't feel the way he used to about me. 1159 01:01:40,541 --> 01:01:43,915 And he just comes out and says it, 4 thousand miles away! 1160 01:01:44,083 --> 01:01:45,957 You tell someone these things to their face! 1161 01:01:46,125 --> 01:01:48,957 You can't break up with someone on the phone! 1162 01:01:49,125 --> 01:01:52,499 And he's the jerk who got me into all this bullshit. 1163 01:01:52,666 --> 01:01:55,040 It screwed my rep as an actress and my career 1164 01:01:55,208 --> 01:01:56,874 is in the toilet now! 1165 01:01:57,041 --> 01:01:58,374 What are you doing? 1166 01:01:58,541 --> 01:02:01,207 She can't put it in a bank! You are so clueless! 1167 01:02:01,375 --> 01:02:03,415 Hopefully people won't recognize me like this. 1168 01:02:03,583 --> 01:02:07,707 People drive me nuts taking photos with their cell phones! 1169 01:02:07,875 --> 01:02:09,707 Look, like Paco Rabal used to say: 1170 01:02:09,875 --> 01:02:11,415 "Fuel for the ride." 1171 01:02:11,583 --> 01:02:12,749 Now you're talking. 1172 01:02:18,500 --> 01:02:21,332 - You're exaggerating. - No, I'm not. 300. 1173 01:02:21,500 --> 01:02:24,499 You know how to say "tacky" in Greek? 1174 01:02:24,666 --> 01:02:26,415 "Demostoles". 1175 01:02:30,416 --> 01:02:33,457 I have a hunch, I'm going to win a lot of money tonight. 1176 01:02:33,625 --> 01:02:37,999 I know it. Unlucky in love, lucky at gambling. 1177 01:02:42,333 --> 01:02:43,707 Black, odd number. 1178 01:02:43,875 --> 01:02:46,082 Those guys are checking us out. 1179 01:02:46,333 --> 01:02:49,165 - One keeps staring at your tits. - Great. 1180 01:02:49,583 --> 01:02:50,624 Let him. 1181 01:02:51,083 --> 01:02:53,374 I'll buy them a round. The suckers might bring us luck. 1182 01:02:54,000 --> 01:02:55,000 Go for it. 1183 01:02:55,458 --> 01:02:57,165 You've never cheated on Ginés? 1184 01:02:57,458 --> 01:02:58,665 Ginés the grandpa? 1185 01:03:00,750 --> 01:03:01,750 Never. 1186 01:03:01,916 --> 01:03:02,916 The bandolero? 1187 01:03:03,041 --> 01:03:04,582 Well, well. 1188 01:03:04,875 --> 01:03:06,749 You sure kept that one quiet. 1189 01:03:06,916 --> 01:03:08,540 Does he still fuck you? 1190 01:03:10,291 --> 01:03:11,665 He fucks my brains out. 1191 01:03:12,166 --> 01:03:14,040 Better than anyone's ever fucked you. 1192 01:03:14,208 --> 01:03:16,165 - Right! - Or you. 1193 01:03:18,583 --> 01:03:21,874 It's possible, old men are great lovers. 1194 01:03:22,041 --> 01:03:23,832 What's your record for orgasms in one night? 1195 01:03:24,291 --> 01:03:24,999 A lot. 1196 01:03:25,166 --> 01:03:26,166 How many? 1197 01:03:26,291 --> 01:03:27,291 More than ten. 1198 01:03:27,375 --> 01:03:28,790 You beat me. 1199 01:03:28,958 --> 01:03:31,499 Mine is 13, but on a weekend. 1200 01:03:33,916 --> 01:03:34,916 Nine. 1201 01:03:35,083 --> 01:03:36,165 Red, odd number. 1202 01:03:36,333 --> 01:03:39,915 This means Morgan still loves me. Otherwise I can't explain it. 1203 01:03:40,708 --> 01:03:41,832 Who are you? 1204 01:03:42,000 --> 01:03:44,999 Hey, your friend reminds me of... 1205 01:03:45,166 --> 01:03:46,332 What's her name? 1206 01:03:46,500 --> 01:03:49,207 Victoria Abril, she gets that all the time. 1207 01:03:51,416 --> 01:03:52,999 And what was your name again? 1208 01:03:53,541 --> 01:03:54,874 Beatriz. 1209 01:03:55,208 --> 01:03:56,915 And where are you from? 1210 01:03:57,750 --> 01:03:58,750 Madrid. 1211 01:03:58,875 --> 01:04:00,332 Beatriz from Madrid. 1212 01:04:01,708 --> 01:04:03,374 I know my psychology. 1213 01:04:03,666 --> 01:04:07,790 And something tells me you're a very smart girl. 1214 01:04:09,708 --> 01:04:11,124 You know what? 1215 01:04:11,958 --> 01:04:12,958 It's no coincidence 1216 01:04:13,083 --> 01:04:15,499 you and I met here tonight. 1217 01:04:17,500 --> 01:04:19,582 I'd like to... 1218 01:04:19,791 --> 01:04:21,790 tell you about a business I have going 1219 01:04:21,958 --> 01:04:24,249 that could make you a lot of money. 1220 01:04:32,416 --> 01:04:35,290 Sorry, baby, but I have to go. 1221 01:04:35,708 --> 01:04:38,207 I know my psychology too. 1222 01:04:38,375 --> 01:04:42,290 That is no way to hit on a girl or especially do business. 1223 01:04:42,708 --> 01:04:46,499 Save some cash for the ride back, your taxi is leaving. 1224 01:04:46,666 --> 01:04:48,999 And you! I lied to you. 1225 01:04:49,166 --> 01:04:51,582 My name isn't Beatriz, it's Encarna. 1226 01:04:51,833 --> 01:04:53,165 And I'm from Mostoles. 1227 01:04:54,166 --> 01:04:55,874 And I'm proud of it. 1228 01:05:09,541 --> 01:05:10,957 That bitch! 1229 01:05:11,125 --> 01:05:12,790 What is your fucking problem? 1230 01:05:12,958 --> 01:05:15,040 I don't want to be rich anymore, that's what. 1231 01:05:15,208 --> 01:05:17,059 - How many drinks have you had? - Less than you. 1232 01:05:17,083 --> 01:05:20,040 - Then what's the big hurry? - Look. 1233 01:05:20,208 --> 01:05:22,499 No matter how hard we try, life is what it is. 1234 01:05:22,666 --> 01:05:26,665 One big acid trip we can't control. It gets away from us. 1235 01:05:26,833 --> 01:05:27,165 Okay. 1236 01:05:27,333 --> 01:05:29,249 - Breathe from your stomach. - I don't want to. 1237 01:05:29,416 --> 01:05:31,915 Nobody chooses for things to go wrong, they just do! 1238 01:05:32,083 --> 01:05:35,040 Sometimes things work out and sometimes they don't! 1239 01:05:35,208 --> 01:05:38,832 This is a typical reaction, denial and resisting change. 1240 01:05:39,000 --> 01:05:40,101 Open yourself to the change. 1241 01:05:40,125 --> 01:05:41,707 The problem is you're scared. 1242 01:05:41,875 --> 01:05:44,082 You're the one who's scared. 1243 01:05:44,250 --> 01:05:45,976 I'm perfectly fine. My feet are on the ground. 1244 01:05:46,000 --> 01:05:47,874 You're totally demented! 1245 01:05:48,041 --> 01:05:51,165 I helped you believe in yourself and climb out of your hole. 1246 01:05:51,333 --> 01:05:55,249 You were a caterpillar, now you're a butterfly. 1247 01:05:55,750 --> 01:05:56,790 Fuck you. 1248 01:05:56,958 --> 01:05:58,476 How can you talk to me like that? Beatriz! 1249 01:05:58,500 --> 01:06:01,832 My name is Encarna, damn it. And I'm pissed off. 1250 01:06:02,000 --> 01:06:04,124 - I have a right to be! - Just give me 5 minutes. 1251 01:06:04,291 --> 01:06:06,582 We need to talk. Urgently. 1252 01:06:06,750 --> 01:06:10,874 I have another deal going that might interest you. 1253 01:06:12,250 --> 01:06:15,540 Fine, you'll never get rich selling the pills like they say. 1254 01:06:15,708 --> 01:06:18,040 The real money is in the conferences. 1255 01:06:18,208 --> 01:06:19,968 You have no idea how much dough they pull in. 1256 01:06:20,208 --> 01:06:21,999 Of course I do. 1257 01:06:22,458 --> 01:06:23,832 All illegal cash, you saw it. 1258 01:06:24,000 --> 01:06:26,207 I quit my job, remember? 1259 01:06:26,375 --> 01:06:28,790 Ginés mortgaged his home to get the fucking loan. 1260 01:06:28,958 --> 01:06:31,040 Do you have any idea what that means? 1261 01:06:31,208 --> 01:06:33,040 Listen, I never lied to you. 1262 01:06:33,500 --> 01:06:35,665 The Law of Abundance follows its course. 1263 01:06:35,833 --> 01:06:38,332 The money is there, you just have to take it. 1264 01:06:38,708 --> 01:06:40,915 How could I be so stupid? 1265 01:06:41,375 --> 01:06:45,165 I could punch you in the face right now. 1266 01:06:45,958 --> 01:06:48,624 She's promised a thousand times 1267 01:06:48,791 --> 01:06:51,707 to pay me a commission for the people I bring in, but there I am, 1268 01:06:51,958 --> 01:06:53,165 sleeping in a car. 1269 01:06:53,333 --> 01:06:55,915 It's true, I don't make a penny off the commissions. 1270 01:06:56,125 --> 01:06:59,999 The bitch keeps it all for herself, she trusts nobody. 1271 01:07:00,208 --> 01:07:01,332 She uses her popularity 1272 01:07:01,500 --> 01:07:04,290 and the fact that she is or was going out with one of the bosses. 1273 01:07:04,458 --> 01:07:07,707 This is irrelevant, but this Morgan guy is totally hot. 1274 01:07:07,875 --> 01:07:10,082 Anyway, she's totally set up. 1275 01:07:11,083 --> 01:07:13,040 So she is the real Victoria Abril, 1276 01:07:13,208 --> 01:07:14,790 the one from the Almodóvar films? 1277 01:07:15,000 --> 01:07:16,000 You still doubt that? 1278 01:07:16,166 --> 01:07:18,249 How should I know? This whole thing is so surreal, 1279 01:07:18,416 --> 01:07:21,915 she could be her look-a-like cousin from Albacete! 1280 01:07:22,125 --> 01:07:24,332 Well, it's her, I swear. 1281 01:07:24,500 --> 01:07:27,082 The people in Arizona are totally clueless. 1282 01:07:27,250 --> 01:07:29,250 She's been telling them that it's not working here. 1283 01:07:29,416 --> 01:07:31,582 If I told them the truth, she'd shit in her pants. 1284 01:07:33,708 --> 01:07:39,582 The Regional Corporate Leadership Convention is in two weeks. 1285 01:07:40,666 --> 01:07:41,999 In Mostoles. 1286 01:07:43,416 --> 01:07:46,290 I was thinking of swiping a big chunk of the proceeds 1287 01:07:46,625 --> 01:07:47,790 and I need help. 1288 01:07:48,000 --> 01:07:51,332 Nobody reports illegal cash stolen. 1289 01:07:52,708 --> 01:07:54,540 Well? What do you say? 1290 01:07:55,708 --> 01:07:56,708 Are you in? 1291 01:08:01,708 --> 01:08:04,499 That's the night they give out the Successful Award! 1292 01:08:04,666 --> 01:08:06,415 Who knows, you might win! 1293 01:08:12,708 --> 01:08:14,082 Hi, this is Ginés. 1294 01:08:14,250 --> 01:08:15,957 Leave a message 1295 01:08:16,125 --> 01:08:18,540 after the beep. 1296 01:08:18,708 --> 01:08:19,790 Thank you. 1297 01:08:55,083 --> 01:08:56,499 Hello? 1298 01:09:18,625 --> 01:09:21,332 MADRID UNDER SIEGE OR FRENCH TREACHERY 1299 01:09:24,583 --> 01:09:25,749 He left. 1300 01:09:26,041 --> 01:09:28,707 He had 3 suitcases, dragging that mutt behind him. 1301 01:09:28,875 --> 01:09:30,624 He didn't even say goodbye. 1302 01:09:30,833 --> 01:09:34,665 By the way, I've been taking the pills. Five a day. 1303 01:09:35,250 --> 01:09:37,999 But I still look old. 1304 01:10:44,708 --> 01:10:45,957 I'll help you. 1305 01:10:46,416 --> 01:10:49,874 But I only want back what Ginés owes the bank. 1306 01:10:50,041 --> 01:10:51,041 Great. 1307 01:10:51,583 --> 01:10:54,582 We'll each take the amount we need. 1308 01:10:58,166 --> 01:11:00,124 - Why don't you want us to go? - What for? 1309 01:11:00,291 --> 01:11:01,374 I'm not going to win. 1310 01:11:01,541 --> 01:11:03,457 - But we were excited. - No. 1311 01:11:04,000 --> 01:11:06,832 It's really nice to see the four of you together again. 1312 01:11:07,000 --> 01:11:09,624 We declared war on negativity, like you. 1313 01:11:09,791 --> 01:11:12,540 We're sick of being pressured by the record companies. 1314 01:11:12,708 --> 01:11:14,499 - It's a dark world. - And what the hell. 1315 01:11:14,666 --> 01:11:17,332 We miss the street parties and local festivals. 1316 01:11:17,500 --> 01:11:19,624 And I want you to explain the SayLife thing to me. 1317 01:11:19,791 --> 01:11:22,374 We're thinking of becoming distributors. 1318 01:11:22,541 --> 01:11:24,040 Okay, we'll see. 1319 01:11:26,958 --> 01:11:28,207 Bye. 1320 01:11:29,958 --> 01:11:32,999 You're so naive! You need an education for that. 1321 01:11:33,166 --> 01:11:35,540 You think we're illiterate or what? 1322 01:11:35,708 --> 01:11:37,415 We went to school. 1323 01:11:37,583 --> 01:11:38,583 A degree! 1324 01:11:39,916 --> 01:11:42,957 They don't look skinnier in person than on TV. 1325 01:11:43,125 --> 01:11:46,374 I studied my ass off. 1326 01:11:49,208 --> 01:11:52,332 So Encarna's finally out of the closet, huh? 1327 01:11:52,541 --> 01:11:54,707 That's her girlfriend, right? 1328 01:11:59,250 --> 01:12:02,082 It's a huge moment for a SayLife distributor. 1329 01:12:02,250 --> 01:12:03,457 I'm not nervous at all. 1330 01:12:03,625 --> 01:12:06,957 And there's no rivalry between us. We've become great friends, haven't we? 1331 01:12:07,125 --> 01:12:08,207 I'm not nervous at all. 1332 01:12:08,375 --> 01:12:10,215 Is it true Antonio Hidalgo is hosting the gala? 1333 01:12:10,916 --> 01:12:12,332 I'm a super fan. 1334 01:12:12,583 --> 01:12:14,290 We don't take credit cards. 1335 01:12:19,333 --> 01:12:22,082 We're cashing out when we shut the doors. Before the event. 1336 01:12:22,250 --> 01:12:23,999 - Perfect, thanks. - Okay. 1337 01:12:26,375 --> 01:12:28,082 Enjoy the conference. 1338 01:12:29,875 --> 01:12:31,582 I'll try. 1339 01:12:39,083 --> 01:12:41,290 Ladies and gentlemen, 1340 01:12:41,458 --> 01:12:42,458 please welcome 1341 01:12:42,541 --> 01:12:44,540 Antonio Hidalgo. 1342 01:12:48,291 --> 01:12:51,957 Good evening, everyone. It's a pleasure to be here. 1343 01:12:52,125 --> 01:12:54,665 I admit it, I'm a newcomer. 1344 01:12:54,833 --> 01:12:57,207 I just had this business explained to me 1345 01:12:57,375 --> 01:13:00,082 and I'm seriously considering quitting television. 1346 01:13:00,291 --> 01:13:03,124 Trust me, you make a lot more doing this. 1347 01:13:05,833 --> 01:13:07,665 Now it's time to greet 1348 01:13:07,833 --> 01:13:11,915 this quarter's sales leaders, the three nominees for 1349 01:13:12,083 --> 01:13:14,207 the Winning Business Academy's Successful Award 1350 01:13:14,375 --> 01:13:15,540 to be given this evening. 1351 01:13:15,708 --> 01:13:17,040 How are you, girls? 1352 01:13:17,208 --> 01:13:18,499 Are you nervous? 1353 01:13:18,666 --> 01:13:21,374 Not again! I'm not nervous at all. 1354 01:13:27,791 --> 01:13:28,791 So much money! 1355 01:13:29,291 --> 01:13:30,957 We could split it three ways 1356 01:13:31,875 --> 01:13:32,875 and never look back. 1357 01:13:34,250 --> 01:13:38,332 We wish. But Vicky insisted on leaving for Andorra tonight. 1358 01:13:38,500 --> 01:13:40,457 Like I want to go to Andorra. 1359 01:13:40,625 --> 01:13:43,374 The cash from the last few months. We don't even know how much. 1360 01:13:43,541 --> 01:13:45,832 - Why are you telling her? - I didn't tell her anything. 1361 01:13:46,000 --> 01:13:47,540 - What do you mean, you didn't? - No. 1362 01:13:47,708 --> 01:13:49,017 You can tell me anything you want. 1363 01:13:49,041 --> 01:13:51,249 - You could come to Andorra. - What for? 1364 01:13:51,416 --> 01:13:52,874 To get rid off this guy. 1365 01:13:53,041 --> 01:13:54,874 We can leave him at a gas station. 1366 01:13:55,041 --> 01:13:56,207 Victoria Abril! 1367 01:14:05,583 --> 01:14:07,582 Long live Mostoles! 1368 01:14:12,458 --> 01:14:15,249 How many millionaires are there in Mostoles? 1369 01:14:16,666 --> 01:14:18,374 Victoria, what's that outfit? 1370 01:14:18,541 --> 01:14:19,832 Goyesca bandolera. 1371 01:14:20,000 --> 01:14:22,624 To fight the French. 1372 01:14:35,875 --> 01:14:37,707 Victoria has them eating out of her hand. 1373 01:14:40,916 --> 01:14:44,207 You know, Antonio Hidalgo. He worked with Ana Rosa Quintana. 1374 01:14:44,375 --> 01:14:45,749 He worked with Hermida. 1375 01:14:45,916 --> 01:14:48,582 He made a record, it was a hit. 1376 01:14:52,000 --> 01:14:53,749 How old does Nieves look? 1377 01:14:54,000 --> 01:14:57,374 Yes, I know. Everyone thinks I'm 35, 1378 01:14:57,541 --> 01:15:00,124 but I'm over 50, I swear! 1379 01:15:02,625 --> 01:15:05,082 And all thanks to the SayLife pills! 1380 01:15:05,250 --> 01:15:08,665 My daughter and her friends can't stand me! 1381 01:15:09,708 --> 01:15:11,499 She is so annoying! 1382 01:15:11,750 --> 01:15:13,540 Yeah, a little. 1383 01:15:15,666 --> 01:15:19,124 You didn't sell anything either, did you? 1384 01:15:38,416 --> 01:15:41,790 They say you have to put up with life, 1385 01:15:41,958 --> 01:15:45,040 and that it's crazy to think dreams are real. 1386 01:15:46,875 --> 01:15:50,415 But there's a way to win 1387 01:15:50,625 --> 01:15:53,374 which today I am going to reveal. 1388 01:15:55,458 --> 01:15:57,207 Inside of you there's... 1389 01:15:57,708 --> 01:15:59,124 I have to step out for a moment. 1390 01:15:59,291 --> 01:16:00,915 It's almost time! 1391 01:16:01,083 --> 01:16:02,707 I'm so nervous I need to... 1392 01:16:02,875 --> 01:16:04,832 Me too, but I can hold it. 1393 01:16:28,166 --> 01:16:29,374 Are you two having fun? 1394 01:16:29,541 --> 01:16:32,707 I told you not to let the redhead out of your sight! 1395 01:16:32,875 --> 01:16:33,875 Where is she? 1396 01:16:34,916 --> 01:16:38,749 How's it going? I'm shitting in my pants! 1397 01:16:38,916 --> 01:16:41,415 - There's more than I thought. - We're going to jail. 1398 01:16:41,583 --> 01:16:43,082 Spread it out! 1399 01:16:45,625 --> 01:16:47,707 I'll keep watch outside. 1400 01:16:49,000 --> 01:16:50,499 Is there a problem? 1401 01:16:50,916 --> 01:16:52,499 No, why? 1402 01:16:55,958 --> 01:16:57,207 You see? 1403 01:16:57,666 --> 01:17:00,332 I have to order a taxi for Antonio Hidalgo. 1404 01:17:01,666 --> 01:17:03,290 I already ordered it. 1405 01:17:13,583 --> 01:17:14,583 Do you mind? 1406 01:17:16,125 --> 01:17:17,374 Ladies' room, take a hike! 1407 01:17:17,541 --> 01:17:19,207 Who are you? 1408 01:17:19,541 --> 01:17:22,290 It's time to hand out 1409 01:17:22,458 --> 01:17:23,540 our prestigious award. 1410 01:17:23,708 --> 01:17:28,040 The Winning Business Academy's Successful Award goes to... 1411 01:17:28,333 --> 01:17:30,707 Antonio, I forgot my glasses, you read it. 1412 01:17:30,875 --> 01:17:32,082 Wait, I forgot mine too. 1413 01:17:32,250 --> 01:17:35,624 Flea is the best dealer here in Mostoles. 1414 01:17:35,791 --> 01:17:38,374 What else do you think three girls in a bathroom are doing? 1415 01:17:38,541 --> 01:17:40,790 You've got some? Invite us to a line. 1416 01:17:40,958 --> 01:17:43,165 They snorted it all. They're greedy. 1417 01:17:43,333 --> 01:17:44,333 I needed it. 1418 01:17:44,458 --> 01:17:46,749 I have pills and other stuff in my car. 1419 01:17:46,916 --> 01:17:48,582 I'll hook you guys up. 1420 01:17:50,041 --> 01:17:51,540 You think I'm stupid? 1421 01:17:51,708 --> 01:17:53,249 Shh. One second. 1422 01:17:53,416 --> 01:17:55,624 What a beautiful name! 1423 01:17:55,791 --> 01:17:58,415 The Winning Business Academy's Successful Award 1424 01:17:58,583 --> 01:17:59,832 goes to... 1425 01:18:00,000 --> 01:18:02,707 Beatriz Orange Blossom! 1426 01:18:09,291 --> 01:18:10,790 Go get your award! 1427 01:18:18,666 --> 01:18:20,582 She's temporarily indisposed or something. 1428 01:18:20,750 --> 01:18:24,249 I'll accept it in her name and I'll give it to her when I see her. 1429 01:18:24,416 --> 01:18:25,499 Sorry! 1430 01:18:25,666 --> 01:18:27,082 I'm back! 1431 01:18:34,375 --> 01:18:35,540 Thank you. 1432 01:18:35,708 --> 01:18:38,540 Sorry, it's not easy getting around in this dress. 1433 01:18:38,791 --> 01:18:40,665 Especially in the bathroom. 1434 01:18:41,750 --> 01:18:43,165 I want to thank 1435 01:18:43,333 --> 01:18:44,749 my new family, 1436 01:18:44,916 --> 01:18:46,249 the SayLife Corporation. 1437 01:18:48,166 --> 01:18:49,665 Thank you very much. 1438 01:18:51,416 --> 01:18:53,790 If I did it, you can too. 1439 01:19:02,541 --> 01:19:04,061 It's that way, I'd better go that way. 1440 01:19:04,291 --> 01:19:07,374 Here, keep it. I'm sure you're more excited about it. 1441 01:19:07,541 --> 01:19:11,332 And don't believe what they say! Nobody really knows anything! 1442 01:19:12,583 --> 01:19:15,707 It looks like our winner is in a hurry to celebrate her award. 1443 01:19:15,875 --> 01:19:18,415 In the meantime, I'd like to tell you a few things 1444 01:19:18,583 --> 01:19:20,624 about SayLife. 1445 01:19:44,541 --> 01:19:45,915 Son of a bitch! 1446 01:19:47,541 --> 01:19:48,707 ...the business community 1447 01:19:48,875 --> 01:19:50,832 and the financial press. 1448 01:19:51,000 --> 01:19:53,915 So thank you and congratulations for belonging 1449 01:19:54,083 --> 01:19:56,332 to this big family! We'll see you at the next gala. 1450 01:19:56,500 --> 01:20:00,290 Who knows? Any of you could be the next winner. 1451 01:20:00,458 --> 01:20:01,165 Stop! 1452 01:20:01,333 --> 01:20:02,333 See you soon! 1453 01:21:28,333 --> 01:21:30,915 The goody-two-shoes is smarter than she looks! 1454 01:21:31,083 --> 01:21:32,332 Orozco! 1455 01:21:44,625 --> 01:21:46,707 You've never seen Victoria angry. 1456 01:21:47,125 --> 01:21:48,499 I mean really angry. 1457 01:21:49,000 --> 01:21:50,000 Take off the skirt. 1458 01:21:50,250 --> 01:21:51,250 Let's go! 1459 01:21:52,875 --> 01:21:54,040 Orozco, take it. 1460 01:22:29,375 --> 01:22:30,665 What a mess! 1461 01:22:30,875 --> 01:22:35,040 What did I say? A zipper! Not buttons, a zipper! 1462 01:22:35,208 --> 01:22:36,874 I tried every shop in Mostoles! 1463 01:22:37,041 --> 01:22:39,165 They didn't have zippers that long. 1464 01:22:40,000 --> 01:22:41,000 Open that. 1465 01:23:23,916 --> 01:23:25,374 What are you doing here? 1466 01:23:34,416 --> 01:23:36,249 Where have you been? 1467 01:23:37,333 --> 01:23:39,165 We have to hide. 1468 01:23:39,333 --> 01:23:41,665 The French are coming. They're everywhere! 1469 01:23:43,125 --> 01:23:44,374 What are you talking about? 1470 01:23:44,541 --> 01:23:46,290 There's a firing squad in the square. 1471 01:23:46,458 --> 01:23:48,957 Get me out of here. Don't let them catch us. 1472 01:23:49,166 --> 01:23:50,499 Come on. 1473 01:24:35,541 --> 01:24:38,124 A FEW MONTHS LATER 1474 01:24:48,333 --> 01:24:49,790 Hello, my love. 1475 01:24:51,666 --> 01:24:53,582 There's something I haven't told you, 1476 01:24:54,416 --> 01:24:55,416 although... 1477 01:24:55,916 --> 01:24:57,957 you might already know. 1478 01:25:01,666 --> 01:25:04,332 I'll leave it there so you can take a look. 1479 01:25:09,250 --> 01:25:13,332 I highlighted the set-up and strengthened the plot beats. 1480 01:25:13,500 --> 01:25:17,207 They're more implicit than explicit now. 1481 01:25:18,000 --> 01:25:21,999 Well, basically, I cut out a lot of stuff we didn't need. 1482 01:25:23,458 --> 01:25:26,957 And just so you know, we both signed it. 1483 01:25:28,125 --> 01:25:31,874 Like I said, the title still doesn't convince me, but... 1484 01:25:33,750 --> 01:25:35,790 I don't know, that's your call. 1485 01:25:45,416 --> 01:25:47,457 You're still here? It's New Year's Eve! 1486 01:25:47,625 --> 01:25:49,540 The boss wanted me to finish the inventory. 1487 01:25:49,708 --> 01:25:51,976 Aurori's in the square, I'm on my way over. I hear it's nuts. 1488 01:25:52,000 --> 01:25:54,207 Sorry. I'll be right over. 1489 01:25:55,125 --> 01:25:56,249 Hello? 1490 01:25:56,500 --> 01:25:59,457 Hello? I'm calling from Lafayette Productions. 1491 01:25:59,958 --> 01:26:01,165 From where? 1492 01:26:09,458 --> 01:26:11,457 You'll never believe what happened! 1493 01:26:25,416 --> 01:26:28,124 "Surprising, moving and thrilling." 1494 01:26:28,291 --> 01:26:30,832 That they hadn't read anything like it in ages. 1495 01:26:31,000 --> 01:26:33,874 They want to shoot it in French. And with who? 1496 01:26:34,041 --> 01:26:35,041 Who? 1497 01:26:35,208 --> 01:26:38,124 Victoria Abril! As the mayor of Mostoles' daughter. 1498 01:26:38,291 --> 01:26:38,707 Really? 1499 01:26:38,875 --> 01:26:41,082 She got me the contact. 1500 01:26:41,250 --> 01:26:43,207 She's dying to do another Spanish movie. 1501 01:28:23,333 --> 01:28:24,333 Gorgeous! 1502 01:28:34,416 --> 01:28:37,290 START YOUR OWN SILKWORM BUSINESS 1503 01:28:57,583 --> 01:28:58,874 Excuse me. 1504 01:29:01,875 --> 01:29:04,874 You don't know me at all, but I know you. 1505 01:29:05,666 --> 01:29:07,457 You don't say! 1506 01:29:07,625 --> 01:29:08,790 And you know what? 1507 01:29:08,958 --> 01:29:10,999 I was angry with you for a long time, 1508 01:29:11,208 --> 01:29:15,665 and now you're right in front of me and I don't feel angry anymore. 1509 01:29:15,833 --> 01:29:16,833 Anyway. 1510 01:29:16,875 --> 01:29:19,832 Nice meeting you. Take this every 8 hours. 1511 01:29:20,500 --> 01:29:23,165 Wait. Look, I respect you as an artist. 1512 01:29:23,333 --> 01:29:25,332 You've made me and my family laugh a lot. 1513 01:29:26,208 --> 01:29:28,249 Until that empanadilla thing. 1514 01:29:29,208 --> 01:29:31,374 That's when I gave up on Martes y Trece. 1515 01:29:31,666 --> 01:29:34,082 I got pretty sick of it too. 1516 01:29:34,708 --> 01:29:36,457 What are you doing in Mostoles? 1517 01:29:36,875 --> 01:29:37,875 Are we in Mostoles? 1518 01:29:38,208 --> 01:29:39,999 That damn freeway! 1519 01:29:40,458 --> 01:29:41,832 Watch out, someone may see you 1520 01:29:42,000 --> 01:29:43,624 and throw rocks at you. 1521 01:29:44,291 --> 01:29:45,624 Yee-haw! 1522 01:29:46,250 --> 01:29:47,582 Another bottle! 1523 01:29:47,958 --> 01:29:49,082 Good lord. 1524 01:29:49,500 --> 01:29:51,874 I sort of got cynical this last year 1525 01:29:52,041 --> 01:29:56,707 because it felt like the universe had turned against me. 1526 01:29:56,875 --> 01:29:58,832 Everything went wrong. 1527 01:29:59,583 --> 01:30:01,582 But finally I realized 1528 01:30:02,208 --> 01:30:04,040 that if you try hard enough, 1529 01:30:04,208 --> 01:30:05,999 you get what you wish for. 1530 01:30:06,583 --> 01:30:10,749 It's no coincidence that you and I met tonight. 1531 01:30:11,333 --> 01:30:12,333 Excuse me? 1532 01:30:12,458 --> 01:30:13,749 I mean... 1533 01:30:13,916 --> 01:30:17,040 you had unfinished business with me 1534 01:30:17,208 --> 01:30:22,624 and the whole universe conspired to produce this encounter. 1535 01:30:22,791 --> 01:30:23,791 Phew! 1536 01:30:23,958 --> 01:30:25,332 Why phew? 1537 01:30:26,541 --> 01:30:28,249 No reason, it's a long story. 1538 01:30:28,416 --> 01:30:29,582 Okay. 1539 01:30:29,791 --> 01:30:30,915 Hey. 1540 01:30:31,625 --> 01:30:34,832 Can you do me some Gloria Fuertes? 1541 01:30:35,000 --> 01:30:37,624 You're kidding. Listener requests! 1542 01:30:37,791 --> 01:30:38,999 - Please. - Always the same. 1543 01:30:39,166 --> 01:30:42,665 Look, because I like you. Since I have my glasses... 1544 01:30:42,833 --> 01:30:45,707 How did it go? The bird thing. Oh, yeah. 1545 01:30:46,083 --> 01:30:49,582 Birds chirp, cats meow, 1546 01:30:49,750 --> 01:30:52,832 spiders bite you and you say "ow." 1547 01:30:58,916 --> 01:31:02,915 It's not as funny in person. 1548 01:31:03,083 --> 01:31:04,290 What do you mean? 1549 01:31:04,458 --> 01:31:07,082 In the encyclopedia of Spanish humor 1550 01:31:07,250 --> 01:31:10,749 there will be a profile and six pages about us. 1551 01:31:10,916 --> 01:31:13,915 Well, even a color photo! 1552 01:31:16,166 --> 01:31:18,290 "Bicycle without a seat." 1553 01:31:19,458 --> 01:31:21,874 - Want to hear a secret? - Okay. 1554 01:31:22,291 --> 01:31:24,957 The bicycle didn't have a seat. 1555 01:31:25,750 --> 01:31:26,915 Nati Mistral, Nati Mistral. 1556 01:31:27,083 --> 01:31:28,083 It was like... 1557 01:31:31,833 --> 01:31:37,082 Look at the reflection of the moon on the river! 1558 01:31:37,250 --> 01:31:41,874 I'm going to the river to wash my asshole! 1559 01:31:42,208 --> 01:31:45,915 My husband told me to after he stuck in his pole! 1560 01:31:46,083 --> 01:31:47,957 His pole in the river! 1561 01:31:48,125 --> 01:31:49,165 - And Rafael... - Rafael. 1562 01:31:49,333 --> 01:31:51,249 Who knows...? 1563 01:31:53,916 --> 01:31:54,707 Massiel. 1564 01:31:54,875 --> 01:32:01,082 It's easier to find roses in the sea. 1565 01:32:01,750 --> 01:32:02,957 Tina Turner. 1566 01:32:08,416 --> 01:32:11,165 If somebody had told me years ago 1567 01:32:11,333 --> 01:32:13,790 I'd spend New Year's in Mostoles... 1568 01:32:14,208 --> 01:32:16,749 talking all close to you, 1569 01:32:17,083 --> 01:32:19,332 I'd have peed all over myself. 1570 01:32:19,791 --> 01:32:22,082 By the way, what's your name? 114861