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Many people don't think Hong Kong's future is clear.

But many people know that...

everything will keep prosperous.

Hold-up.

Who set off the alarm?

Oh, god.

I'll kill the one who did it.

Don't shoot, it was I.

It's always you, quick.

Yes.

Don't move.

Hurry, open up the safe. I'll kill you.

- Please don't shoot. - Don't move.

Give me your watch.

Boss. I can't turn it around.

OK.

Don't move, help me.

Give me a hand.

I will.

I'll kill you.

I dare you.

No fun playing with you.

It's only a toy gun.

This is a real knife. Don't move.

Get the kid back. Don't stand there.

You all go over there.

Don't shoot.

Over there.

- Inspector Chan. - How bad is the situation?

Not sure yet!

It's the bank's staff.

How did you get out, what is it like inside.

The robbers have toy guns.

Let's go.

It's only toy guns. Let's move.

What do you mean toy guns!

But one is real.

Why didn't you say they have a real gun?

You didn't give me the chance.

Exactly how many robbers?

Five!

- Call 2020, 2021 immediately. - Yes, Sir.

- But only four left now. - What?

One robbers is trapped inside the safe with our manager.

Call Mr. Boo too.

I'll play tiger and you pretend to feed me.

You nearly finished all the ice-cream.

So what? We can buy them another box.

Inspector Chan is looking for me.

Good morning, Sir. The situation is under controlled now.

- Did you call them? - Yes.

Where can they be?

What are you doing?

You are blocking the traffic.

Sorry, Sir.

You need help?

- Get out! - Yes, Sir.

Yes, Sir.

- What happened to your face? - Toothache, Sir.

Show me, open your mouth.

Too many rotten teeth, this thing won't work.

- You may go. - Yes, Sir.

- Inspector Chan. - Sir, the bank's blueprint.

Thanks, is it a tough one?

- This case is really tough - Who is he?

He's an expert from crime section.

The safe should be...

Where is the safe?

- One of us inside. - Yes.

The oxygen inside last only 15 minutes.

You heard the man, go and get the robbers.

Yes, Sir...

Excuse me...

Wonder what its like inside.

I wonder how many guns they have.

Very simple, test them.

So stupid.

Test them? I might get killed!

Yeah, too dangerous.

Kill you die if you just throw a shoe over.

- Of course not. - Then take it off.

See, they only have one sub-machine gun.

Yeah, that's terrific.

You have an extra pair of shoes?

What about my shoe?

Go and pick it up.

What? How?

Scared?

Please sir. I just want to pick up my shoe.

Boss, you look.

I just want my shoe back. Thanks.

I just want my shoe back.

You all don't want me to die.

Thanks.

Terrific.

What's so terrific. About have a sandal back.

Boss, there's a wallet.

Something fishy.

Aren't you ready?

Inspector, costumes are here.

This is all wired with dummy bullets.

- Me again? - Put it on.

I'm ready, pray for me.

Wait, take this.

Boss, don't shoot.

Get in here.

How are you?

What's he doing here?

To negotiate, our term is...

No, you can either surrender of die.

- What? - Take it easy, boss.

We have guns.

No use, they are well prepared outside.

There are 25 tanks, 75 machine guns.

69 helicopters. You have no chance.

Then what shall we do?

Do you believe him?

I know you don't, let me prove it.

No, you don't have to, I know you're a good man.

Lets him do it.

- It's me. - Oh god!

I've been shot.

Boss, he's badly hurt?

He's crazy!

Right, I'm crazy but I did it for peace.

Look, they're prepared to kill their own man.

So you better give yourself up.

- Then what shall we do? - Shut up!

You sacrifice for us, I admire you.

It must be very painful.

Of course, but if you surrender.

Then it's worth getting myself killed.

Boss, do him a favour.

Finish him off and relief his pain.

Right.

No need, save your bullet, you might need.

I'll die on my own.

- He's dead. - Yes!

- Where are you going, boss? - I'm going to fight to the end.

Too dangerous.

I don't want to wait.

Let me go, I'm going to fight to the end.

I'll shoot them, shoot them.

Boss, you can't do this, let me go.

We should think of another way.

How?

Boss, why don't we take hostage with us?

That's right.

Anyone who doesn't cooperate will get a bullet.

I will.

Bring out a few hostages.

You, stand up.

Excuse me, he's my dad, don't take him.

Get someone else.

Hold it, you're a good son so why don't you take your dad's place?

Me?

Gut the crap, come out!

So you're the leader.

We are all brothers here.

Why pick me?

Dad is in trouble, we must all help.

Come out.

All of you, can't you hear?

So many brothers.

- There's more outside. - Outside?

Outside working in other branches.

Two in east point,

three in west point, four in north point.

Shut up, just come out.

Hurry up. Over there.

Don't move.

Hands up.

Get into the car.

Hurry.

I think you have too much dynamite.

Inspector, they'll blow the whole building down.

- Are you ready? - Right away.

- So when are you going to do? - Right away.

Tell me, when?

Right away. OK, take it.

Sorry sir.

There's too much dynamite, don't burn.

What are you doing here?

You must feel great, putting on your own show?

I do it for everybody.

Lent me your lighter.

I don't smoke.

What's that here?

- That's a pistol. - Then you have a lighter.

Where's the safe?

This way.

What now?

Can't you tell, dynamite.

This model, even atomic bomb can't blow it.

- Let's melt it. - That's right.

In six months time you can.

Who has the brain to think of this method?

You see, you can be stupid too...

even if you have a brain.

Morons have brains too.

Does he have a brain?

I have.

- You see. - I don't understand.

I say, you do have brain.

- Don't do it again. - You hear?

And you always tell me I have no brain.

- Sure, you do! - Of course. I do.

Sometimes it's very easy to open a safe.

It is only designed not to let people get in.

But if somebody wants to come out, it is very simple.

For example.

If this coin is a person, then my palm is the safe.

Now this person is being locked inside the safe.

Hold it tight.

It is hard for you to take it out.

You want to try, why not, harder.

1247, go.

Try, anybody, who wants to try. Nobody, no matter how strong you are.

Harder.

Who ask you to come, what is your number?

1247, Sir.

Get out, 1247.

Can you hear me inside?

Yes, we hear you.

Look upward on the right side.

Can you see a white button?

It's too dark in here.

- Use a lighter stupid. - I don't smoke.

You should bring a lighter even if you don't smoke.

- Feel it with your hand. - It's too high.

Sit on the shoulder, stupid.

Be careful! Mind the switches here.

- Can you touch it? - Yes, its there.

Ready, press.

Like a shower.

No, not that one.

It turns on the sprinkler.

The black button, can you find it?

The black button?

Yes, that's right. Ready, press.

OK, it's opening now, terrific.

It works. You've got brains.

Inspector Chan, see you some other time.

Take a photo first.

Mr. Boo, may I know how you open the gate of the safe?

It's a very simple case.

It's not worth talking about me.

Mr. Boo, you handle the case very well yesterday.

- It's nothing. - You're so humble.

There are more difficult cases.

How long have you been in this job?

Nearly 20 years.

Isn't that Mr. Boo?

Everyone in this field knows my name.

Mr. Boo.

Please tell me about yesterday.

That case...

I know all about it.

Ask me.

Is he your assistant?

No way.

He is just fixing the plumb.

No, I am 2021.

If you are not a worker.

How come you wear this?

What is that in your mouth?

Nothing.

Why are you mumbling...

Like a duck.

How do I know? I was born like this.

Were you born with hair burned like this?

I just looked like my father.

A policeman is the model for the citizen.

You have to dress decent.

Where is your dignity?

Like me.

Your hair must be tidy, see?

- Everyone, come with me. - Yes.

Why are you so depressed?

He's so proud! Jerk!

He has his point.

A good friend is someone...

who is frank about his friend's shortcomings.

It's my fault again?

Where're you going?

Wait for me at McDonald.

I know immediately that...

I have a very good image.

What are you saying?

When I was a kid,

my teacher said that I could speak clearly.

If I put a pin-ball in my mouth.

How old were you? How old are you?

You are well over your adolescent. Spit it out.

I go buy something to eat.

Don't go away. I've discovered something.

Stay calm.

- I discovered something, too. - What a target?

Why do you say that?

I'm right. I know immediately that it's a difficult to handle one!

You can see that at suck a distance?

I'm experienced in this kind of matter.

I've no experience about that. What will you do?

Stay cool first, then pursuit.

This isn't very nice. I'm afraid...

What are you afraid of?

Alright.

Come here.

- Calm down. - Go?

Don't be afraid.

OK.

You follow me again, I'll call the cops.

I'm the cop, I'm 2021.

So a cop can do anything he wants? What do you think I am?

You're a target.

What did you say?

I didn't say that. My friend Ah Chou said that.

He said that you are difficult to handle them.

I am just telling the truth.

What are you doing?

Nothing, I'm looking it the alphabet.

What is this?

- M. - Right.

Excuse me. He is a retard.

It's alright, take good care of him.

Say good bye to Miss.

Goodbye, Miss.

You dare to pick up this at this moment.

You told me to follow her.

Not her, over there, quick!

- Can't you see that? - Yes.

- Are they still there? - Yes.

It's that jewellery shop.

I'll warn the people in the shop. Wait here.

Let me go. I'm smarter.

You'll just mess things up.

Headquarters, the suspects are going into the jewellery shop.

Ready.

It looks good. I like it.

There'll be a robbery very soon, go.

- Go. - Why?

Don't ask.

I like the other one better. Not bad.

Give me the necklace.

Very nice.

The other one was better.

- Sir, isn't this nice? - Not bad.

There'll be a robbery very soon.

How do you know?

Because I'm a cop.

You're a cop?

Freeze.

- I'm a real cop. - I'm a real robber.

Freeze.

Stand against the wall.

Why couldn't it be broken?

How do I know?

This is "Super-Glass", unbreakable.

Go to hell.

How come?

Take away everything.

Start action.

Freeze.

It's your hard luck to have encountered.

CID.

We're CID, too.

- Oh, no. - I know.

Sorry, Mr. Yeung.

It's all misunderstanding.

How can we have any sense of security...

if all cops are like these two?

Mr. Yeung, do you mean...

I have no demands.

I just want to know how the robbers broke the glass?

With a hammer, of course.

- With an axe. - Yes, an axe.

Can you break it? Let me see.

You've got an axe?

No need for an axe.

Inspector Chan, do you think this is a piece of ordinary glass?

This is for use in space-shuttle.

Only our shop has this kind of glass.

- Go to investigate, quickly. - Yes, Sir.

This glass is in good condition.

Take it away.

I'll just leave it like this.

But the police will have a bad reputation.

Rotten luck, got beaten up by this guy.

It's your fault, they're cops not robbers.

And you thought robbers are good citizen, and they got the guns.

Anyway I don't trust your instinct anymore.

What about this glass?

Break it with your head.

You better try it, I don't have with hairs.

But you might not like this.

- You handle it. - Handle what?

Is it possible to move this car...

without asking here to drive this?

What you mean is...

Miss, your car is in front, our car is behind.

Let us through.

What's wrong, you can't even handle this.

- She didn't response. - No response?

Disgust.

No response too.

Maybe she's deaf and dumb.

Come, use sign language.

Miss, your car is blocking ours, let us through.

Please behave yourself.

No, your car is blocking our car.

Give way.

Sorry, I can't help, I can't drive.

It's alright, I can drive.

Yes.

You think you deserve to drive this type of cars?

Miss

Let's give her a lesson.

Let her insult herself.

I know you're saying bad things about me.

- You're saying I'm a... - A what?

- Chicken. - And this?

Now it's pig.

And this. 1, 2, 3.

Now it's dog.

Charlie.

Let's go.

Charlie.

- I'm sorry, Miss. - Moron.

What a day!

I know.

It's been hell.

Just don't understand what rotten luck today?

It's all this stupid glass's fault.

You want anything to drink.

- Detergent. - Detergent?

That means no drink, ever see people drink detergent?

Coffee!

What shall we do now?

You're asking me.

Take this thing and ask people to crack.

Whoever can, he's the suspect.

Right, you sure this will work?

What do you think?

- Coffee! - I think not.

Of course not.

I have a way, but you might not like it.

Whatever you say must be a joke.

I'd love to hear.

Ask Mr. Boo to help us.

See, another of your joke.

It's not a joke.

You don't have to yell, you find him yourself.

He can only open up locks.

What are you doing?

Make a call.

You really want me to say. You know him?

You have something to say to him.

That's right.

Called already?

That guy has been using the phone whole.

- You want to phone now? - Yeah.

Stop it, I don't like this game.

Stop it.

Hey, what are you doing?

Are you joking at such age?

See what you've done. Are you crazy?

Yes, he is.

Mr. Boo? He's at home.

What do you want?

I'm 2021, do you remember me?

I'm the one with curly hair.

I want curry you go to an Indian restaurant.

I'm Beethoven.

Hurry, I've no time.

Ah Chou and I...

Honey.

My name is not Honey.

Honey, you're early. Who is this for?

Terrific.

A very nice model for you to build.

I built one for you.

Take a look.

No, not tonight, I've got to go out.

Honey, who'll you go out with?

Mrs. Wong.

Honey, it's our 5th anniversary tonight.

That 5th anniversary, it's a brand new shop.

Do you like to...

Of course, I like everything you choose.

You're brilliant, I only give you $2,000 a month.

You can manage to buy so many nice dresses.

None of my colleague's wife can do that.

OK, I've got to change. Go outside.

Where're you going?

To play mahjong.

Honey, will you stay home for dinner tonight.

I'm playing mahjong with Mrs. Wong.

Don't you know what day is today?

Of course I don't.

Mr. Boo, how come no response.

We have a problem that you can help.

Sorry, I can't think with an empty stomach.

We treat you to dinner, just tell us where.

The most elegant restaurant, Casablanca.

- OK, see you there. - Why must we buy him dinner?

We have the right to request for your assistance.

Of course, then our standard procedure is...

apply in writing to your duty officer.

Then we'll send you 3 forms.

Fill out the form and...

return all copies to our supervisor.

Then we'll send you another form.

You fill our form.

Then return the form to us and...

wait until we go through the information.

If we accept your request,

we'll notify you in writing.

Then we still have to assign a date...

but already I'm occupied.

Until 1997, I might help you then.

If you have the patience to wait until 1997,

may be we all retired.

Can you speak mandarin?

If you can't, it won't be accepted.

Go to study mandarin, hurry.

Don't mind him, he's crazy.

We'll see you at Casablanca.

Remember, 7:30 Casablanca.

Bring enough cash. They don't accept personal cheque.

You almost ruin it.

This is 1845 champagne,

costs around $800. We are drinking antique.

Try it.

You can't change now, fill it up.

Now nice of you to come on such short notice.

The service, decoration and food here is top grade.

So is the price.

You can still apply.

Through the normal way fill in the coloured forms.

Do you want me to repeat the procedure? You keep quiet.

This is the glass.

It is unbreakable, but it was broken during a robbery.

This is just a common glass.

You hear that.

Common glass for shuttle aircraft means uncommon.

This was made last year.

You can't break it by force.

How come this time it was broken?

Its weakness is it can't stand certain sound.

Sound frequency can break glass?

Through frequency can break all types of glass.

This is work.

I don't come here just for the dinner.

I've brought along my tuning fork.

This has a frequency of 185,000 per second.

See.

Nothing.

Now I use another one.

The frequency is 186,000 per second.

See.

It's great.

But how come this glass won't break?

Different type of glass response to different frequency. Understand?

What is your name?

- Beethoven. - 2021

I told you he is not just expert in locks.

Waiter, why don't you bring me some caviar.

You're going to go bankrupt.

That girl with Yeung.

Where would you like to go?

Where would you like to?

This morning.

She looks like a bitch.

Maybe she's the wife.

Of course she is.

How would you know?

This is no news Yeung only goes out with other people's wife.

I pity those husbands.

I want to wash my hands.

Mrs. Kim.

Your patrons are getting worse.

Bitch.

All fake jewellery.

How can you tell?

Test it.

It can't be my wife.

Can't be, no way.

Why has my diamond been broken?

It works, sounds good too.

What are you doing?

Sorry, I just knock at once.

Ah Chou and Beethoven, this meal must be expensive.

Playing mahjong with Mrs. Wong,

and ended up dinning with a man?!

She has to eat before playing mahjong.

No a big deal, isn't it?

Wrong.

Then why doesn๏ฟฝt Mrs. Wong go to dinner together?

Maybe Mrs. Wong didn't like north African food.

Wrong, that Yeung is a known sex maniac too dangerous.

Sex maniac also needs food,

a dinner won't do any harm.

Reasonable? A dinner that last until 4 in the morning?

Maybe they extend their mahjong game.

I think I better call her to come back for breakfast.

May I speak to Mrs. Wong?

What? Mrs. Wong is in Europe?

Mrs. Wong's not in Hong Kong.

Then who is she playing mahjong with?

Maybe Mrs. Wong wants to play until she leaves.

But no planes take off this late.

Where can she find a flight so late?

Must be there was a hijack.

Mrs. Wong and others must have overpowered the hijacker.

Honey, you're back, how nice.

Why do you come back so late?

How come you're so drunk?

You must be drinking while playing mahjong.

Did you win any?

Come, sit down.

Take a rest.

I make some ginseng soup, it๏ฟฝs good for you.

I'm glad to see you.

Charlie, you treat me real good.

I'm not Charlie. I'm not.

I want to park here.

This is my space.

Don't ever park here, understand?

Understand...

Wrong, from now on this is my space.

Let me go.

Today we can show this Yeung.

What shuttle aircraft?

Isn't that Mr. Boo?

How did you know?

I recognize his socks.

Mr. Boo.

What's wrong?

How can he do this?

What did he do to you?

He took away...

my parking space.

What do you mean by that?

You're on his side.

Shoehorn, come here.

I'm calling you.

You're a police officer.

You saw what he did.

I did not see what he did.

But I saw you crunched his bike.

But I saw you crunched his bike.

Yes, you were wrong.

Why must you park here?

No, you should say this space is not for motor bike.

What do you think?

He's right, this space is for private car.

So, I'm going to charge you with illegal parking.

Wait.

Let me handle this.

But I'll have to charge you too, Mr. Yeung.

Charge me what?

Purposely damage other people's property.

Please cooperate with the police.

I'm not going to say anything, talk to my lawyer.

This is my lawyer.

Then you won't cooperate?

Talk to my lawyer.

No need, Mr. Yeung.

- 2021. - Yes, Sir.

You heard everything, what is your next mover.

According to regulation, if we can't get cooperation.

We have the right to collect evidence.

Surprise, you still remember.

To prove this is a Rolls Royce.

Should I take away the sign from the hood?

Not enough.

Then how can we know this is the car?

Get the license plate number.

Not enough.

We have to prove the whole incident.

I know, take the wheels and bumper too.

If still not enough.

What else can we do?

Sorry Mr. Yeung,

my assistant is trying to find a way.

You can pull down my car if you want...

but I won't go to the station.

Very firm.

Is this enough for evidence?

- What do you think? - Enough.

I'll buy dinner.

- Thanks. - Do you have time?

We must dress properly tonight.

- Cheers. - Cheers.

You can't drink.

Is he sick?

No, his wife will punish him if he drinks.

Last time he had to kneel for 5 hours.

Really, I don't believe things like this still happen.

Kneeling for 5 hours is considered to be lenient.

Is his wife very pretty?

Yes, how did you know?

There are only two reasons for fearing one's wife.

Other he is afraid his wife will find a lover.

What is the other reason?

Or his wife already had a lover.

No, Anna will never do such a thing.

Did you notice someone else drive her around recently?

Yes, in a police car.

One of his colleagues, do you know who?

Me.

Your wife is calling you.

I don't give a damn.

Just want to clean the chopsticks.

Hey pal, this is dirty water.

Do I have to pay extra?

You hear that no wife should control the husband.

Of course not.

It's easy to understand but is practice it's difficult.

You hear that.

Yes, difficult to practice.

Be careful.

Can't you drive.

What's the hurry, you don't last that long anyway.

Him again?

Really?

- Are you alright? - Fine.

- Now what? - What?

You can take me to the station.

Yes, and wait there for three hours.

What?

Stop arguing.

Just pay them off. Ask them.

How much you want?

We don't want your money.

Then forget, bye.

Bye...

Who's paying this?

Every time it's me.

It's my fault.

I'll pay half.

You.

Are you alright?

I'm sorry.

I knocked my head, are they gone?

Yes, they went into that motel.

Not that one, that's the travel agency.

No, the motel next to the agency.

- No, they went into the agency. - No, the motel.

What are they doing there?

What else?

They can play chess.

Yeah, in bed.

Let's take him home.

Take him home.

Just watch television.

Are you alright?

There's a bed, lie down for a while.

- It's a sofa, not bed. - Yes.

You like big-head fish?

People say I look like them.

Let's go, let him rest.

No, when you visit your friend...

you must at least stay for a drink.

I'll pour you tea.

You have to do it yourself?

Maybe his wife is asleep.

Yes, she must be sleeping.

Why don't you two take a look at my work shop?

Sit down, please.

Your wife didn't stay up and wait for you?

She's sick. I'll wake her up now.

No need, please let her sleep.

I must, how can she be sleeping when I have friends around.

Just feel at home.

Just feel at home.

Wake up, will you?

Light switch is on the wall.

I've got tuning forks here.

Try the tuning forks, it's fun.

Why don't you stand up?

Just feel at home.

You lazy bone, what are you doing?

Can't you hear me?

My friends are here, go prepare tea.

I must give you a good beating.

How can he be so fierce?

You just won't learn.

This time I must not show any mercy.

Give you a good beating.

Tough.

Kneel down.

Even it hurts, you are not allowed to touch.

No wonder he's so successful.

He is tough.

How come your wife isn't like her?

Isn't he too much for a cup of tea?

Of course you can't do it.

You're the one who serve tea.

Come, have tea.

Your wife is very obedient.

Because I train her well.

Haven't I told you. You must use force, beating is the best way.

Remember?

Now run me a bath.

I'll teach you one more lesson.

Answer me.

Are you deaf? Answer me.

You want another beating?

As asking for it, hand me that bolt remove.

No, that one.

- This one? - Yes, give me.

Don't be afraid, she won't die. She still has one leg.

I must teach her a good lesson. Hurry...

You're playing tough. Right?

I will break your knee.

Kneel down, hurry.

Still watching TV? I told you to run me a bath.

Did you hear what I say, no TV.

Stop crying, you hear, stop it.

Kneel, get down on your knees.

He's going too far, stop him.

You woman, never listen to my words.

Get up, stop playing dead.

Get up, you hear?

You wait me to loose face.

Can't you stand up properly.

OK, you don't want to stand up.

I'll make you stand.

Get me that pair of boots.

You want to play football this late?

No, not football, it's her.

Forget it.

You keep out of this, it's my habit.

Give it to me.

I can kick her like a Brazilian player.

And she loves it when I put on this boots.

He would really kill her.

I think she's used to it.

This is too dangerous, let's take a look.

He's not kidding.

- I know. - How would you know?

You look.

I told you to serve tea, now do it.

This time you'll never forget my word.

Why must he do this?

Did you see his wife?

No use begging, no, no kiss.

Where did she land?

You're so stupid.

I think this must be his wife.

No, can't be.

No use begging for my mercy.

What to do now?

Your kisses don't want any more.

When I'm free...

I like to act.

Because I'm the only one qualified.

I understand. But I heard Shakespearean suffered old age.

We'll leave now.

Some again.

I'll send you tickets for my act.

Come back, Honey?

Honey, I did what I did for my dignity.

You know how important it is to a man.

They said they saw you with another man.

Can't I have dinner with another man?

Sure.

Can't I ride in another man's car?

Of course you can.

What I mean is...

because they two always laugh at me.

Impress, I don't find you a bit impressing.

I did for my dignity.

I just want to impress them with my acting.

- I don't want to lose face. - One.

- I did for my dignity. - Two.

Two.

You know, Shakespearean actors are hard to find.

Honey, please don't go, you know I dare not hurt you.

Come, I'll do anything you say. Please come back.

Poor guy, that's why all genius have some weak point.

You don't have any weak point.

Yeah!

Thanks for your trouble.

Don't mention it.

You can invite Mr. Boo to have dinner here,

but why must you say it's your birthday?

He wouldn't come.

And I'm afraid Ah Chou wouldn't like it.

- No, he wouldn't. - You don't know.

He can't stand somebody who is as talented as me.

Is this Mr. Boo really that talented?

Sometimes Ah Chou is just as good, but there can't be two champions.

Go and see who's at the door.

Let me go.

Please come in.

This is my house.

Didn't you bring your key?

Why should l?

What's the occasion?

My birthday.

Didn't we celebrated it four months ago?

Today is my lunar birthday.

You mean there is four months difference.

I miscalculated.

- What about last year? - I also miscalculated.

The last before.

I was wrong all along.

This year is correct.

I hope next year you won't be wrong.

No, today is my birthday.

You must not disagree with me.

Sure, anything. Honey, I'm home.

Go and get change.

Let us confirm our friendship.

OK.

I've invited Mr. Boo to dine with us.

What did you say?

You said you won't disagree with me.

I didn't say you shouldn't invite him.

At last you can accept him.

Wrong, I want to show him how much I despise him.

Beethoven, give me a hand.

Shoehorn face.

Help me with the egg.

I feel sorry for this Mr. Boo.

Yes, we must not remind him of his wife.

That's why I've hide all your wedding photos.

I think he can't stand seeing them.

You are right.

What is this?

You really think he invited you because he likes you?

He invited you only out of pity.

You better stay home and have instant noodle.

You shouldn't care about others.

You shouldn't care about others.

But he knows my true character.

Must you go and ask for comfort.

If you do, you must act.

Have you forgotten how to act?

Start acting.

- Mr. Boo. - Happy birthday.

Your horoscope is pieces...

So I bought you a fish.

Beautiful, but how come only one.

The other fish swam away with another.

It's alright, me and this fish made a pair.

You really know how to buy presents.

Frankly, I didn't know what to get you for your birthday.

Because there is no fish that looks like a shoehorn.

I simply can't find it.

Maybe mackerel might have a chin like yours.

Right, I'll get one for you.

Yes, get in for him. Please sit down.

Nice house you've got.

Of course, my wife does all the decoration.

Nice job.

That wife of mine can never decorate my place properly.

Why don't you see our verandah?

Where is it?

Oh, very nice, it is very spacious.

Not too small.

Move further right. Move to your right.

No...

It is OK now.

When was it taken?

You look much better then.

If not, you think he can get married?

This family is full of love and warm.

Warm because of the heater.

Why don't you switch off the heater?

He means the atmosphere, not temperature.

Aren't we all having a good time?

Today is my birthday.

Life is precious.

Exactly, so you shouldn't think of your wife and her lover.

You shouldn't look back.

You must be brave and enjoy life, right?

It's nothing extraordinary.

Just another chapter in my life.

I really admire you,

I'll kill myself if I were you.

Of course you can't handle it, you're not.

Exactly...

It's raining.

Have you got any clothes hanging out to do.

Where are you going to?

This is something we must learn.

Yes, it is a good habit.

When it rains, I grab my wife's hair.

And kick her outside to collect the laundry.

Yes.

Where is the washroom?

Right over there.

I must use it.

Why don't you help me to comfort him?

He's so tough he doesn't need us.

I told you not to come.

Start acting.

How is our washroom?

Very nice, what should be here is here.

Let me introduce my wife.

Anna. This is Mr. Boo.

- How do you do? - Hello.

- Cucumber and beef. - Yes.

- Did you peel off the cucumber. - No.

- There will taste slightly bitter. - Is that right?

Yes, of course. Did you put in any salt?

No.

You must always add a little salt, just a little.

It will take away the bitter taste.

I don't know you can cook so well.

Of course, I always cook for my wife.

In that case, you are responsible to do all the cooking.

Yes.

Don't say that.

Ah Chou.

Don't be so rude.

Give a hand.

Slowly, it's very hot.

Thanks.

Why don't you move in with us.

You don't have to cook.

You're not married, you won't understand.

Frankly, I'm used to live like a ruler.

Suddenly this thing happens,

and you ask me to move in here.

No, I can't accept it.

After you get married and being served by your wife.

You won't be able to live another way.

You didn't mean to invite me here for dinner.

Please, wait.

Come back.

Why must you do that?

It's not my fault.

Of course it is, shoehorn face.

You promised me years ago that...

you'll never call me that name, curly hair.

You also broke your promise, shoehorn.

Curly.

I go back my room.

You'd better stay in forever.

What's wrong with shoehorn face?

No way.

It can't happen in my safe.

I suspect someone was playing trick on him.

He deserves it.

Now you've seen it.

The law and order here is not guarantee for me.

This is the most advanced convectional detector.

If someone pass by and set, the air in vibration.

The alarm will sound.

If something falls into the water,

the water level will rise and activate the alarm.

What is this?

A fried goose, how come it's up there?

I've no interest in that.

I want to know...

What Mr. Yeung means is if someone can put the goose there,

he can also take away the coral diamond.

Is that what you meant, Mr. Yeung.

Take a few more photos of the goose.

You need to go to toilet.

- I don't need. - You need.

- I need. - Let's go.

You must cover all angles.

This close-up is well shot.

Take a few more.

Especially from the side of the missing.

What's going on?

Do you know what Mr. Boo is doing?

Nothing special.

He just let the goose take a break.

I don't mean to catch.

You are too generous to him.

I think he'll run into troubles someday.

Don't say I didn't give him chance then.

- What should I do? - You tell me.

I have to keep close watch on him.

Right.

Have you received this too?

Mr. Boo, I've been waiting for you for hours.

Why are you waiting for me?

I just passed by and want to have a chat with you.

- OK, come on in. - Good.

He is coming...

Why are there so many women?

Congratulations...

Don't stand here.

You may collect one goose at this place.

Nice way to tell the neighbours.

You can tell that his wife has a lover.

Of course, how can he afford so many nice clothes.

Get away.

What, so many geese.

Where are they from?

See what number it is.

What are you doing here?

- Honey, you're here. - Disgust.

Honey, listen to me.

Honey, listen to me.

Get away.

Where are you going?

To cool myself down.

Where to cool down?

Japan.

- Where are you going? - Cool myself down.

- Where? - Japan.

I go with you.

Come, I'll teach you.

Calm down, really calm down.

I can't locate her, how did you manage to do it?

Easy if she's your wife.

I'm glad she isn't.

Take a look.

Yes, there she is.

Lover boy is in blue.

Your wife is in pink.

His hand is around your wife's waist now.

The other hand is touching her face.

Then they are...

Stop describing? You're not a sports commentator.

Your binoculars are very good.

That guy is too much.

I just want to help you to teach that guy.

But don't go too far.

Everything goes according to plan. Check the tools.

OK, I'm going.

Don't talk too much, you hear?

Why?

Because you sound like quacking, they'll recognize you.

Careful.

Take it, free of charge. Straw.

Don't be so cruel.

His fault.

Help him to pick it up.

Let me help you.

You want my wife.

I cut off the ice, and you will freeze to death.

Are you alright?

Damn.

"Not enough weight, unsuccessful"

Beethoven, where are you?

Why are you there?

I'll dig a hole for you to breathe.

Hold it, don't drink.

Breath...deeper.

Don't drink.

Hold it tight. Wait a minute.

Right.

Breath...deeper.

Hold it.

Where is the straw? Get one.

Hold it tight.

Hold it.

Take the straw, hurry.

Where are you, you idiot?

He's dead.

- Beethoven. - Mr. Boo.

Beethoven.

It's not funny.

Come out.

OK, come here.

Sit down.

He'll die soon.

No need to kick him.

Brother.

Help!

That's bravery but don't cross the death line.

Who can stop in time wins.

It's very dangerous.

If you promise not to see my wife again, I'll let you off.

You be careful.

This is the starting point.

Let's do a teach.

Let's say this is the line of death, who can stop.

In time wins, start.

Luck, this is not the death line.

Is your sledge also a Rolls?

You still have time to give up.

I know you're scared.

You can cancel this.

Don't pretend, admit you're scared.

I warn you.

This is your last chance.

You must say it now.

Promise you won't see my wife again and I'll let you off.

If you drop down from here, you'll die.

I'm not joking, did you hear that?

1, 2, 3.

3...

Don't regret, 3.

The last chance. Let's go.

Be careful.

Calm down.

I've loosened the screw.

Hold me.

Don't worry.

I'll hold you.

Hold me tight.

This is no joke.

You don't have a chance.

Start now.

Let's go.

My rope...

Mr. Boo.

Mr. Boo...

Hold me.

Harder.

This is Yeung here.

Where is my wife? Send her back immediate!

Otherwise I'll call the police.

I suggest we talk it over.

About what?

I'll ask your wife to come out so that she can decide...

which one she wants to stay with.

OK? You name the place and time.

9 o'clock tonight, at the Greenhouse.

I'll see you there. The Greenhouse.

Honey...

Honey...

Where is my wife?

So glad we can meet here.

Watch it will you.

I want to tell you.

I wouldn't forget his trip.

The feeling is mutual.

I bought some souvenir for you.

That will reminds you of Japan.

I only want my wife back.

Honey.

How can I forget you?

Let me go.

What are you doing?

Let me go.

What is this?

You don't understand Japanese culture.

To help you learn more about Japan.

Give this to him.

Enjoy your presents.

I won't bother you.

How small it is.

Don't think you're tough.

I'll count 1, 2, 3.

1, 2, 3.

1, 2, 3...

You like to talk Japanese with me?

I've already learned a little bit.

I like Japanese as you.

Excuse me...Speak Japanese for me.

How much is it?

Say some more...How much?

Why did you learn it before.

And...Sony, that brand...

Good, please wait, that is the song.

Wait...I have one more...

This joke about two man involving in a fight.

The other one just turn around and...

What do you plan to do?

I told you to look after him.

Told you follow him to Japan, see what happen.

I just want to teach that guy a lesson.

I don't know...Soon you won't even know your name.

Don't move!

This is only an injection, it won't kill you.

Mr. Boo.

It is painful.

You want to kill him.

Poor guy.

Don't say I won't help, let me ask you.

Ask what, I can't see your face, how can I answer?

Yes, it's rude to talk and look else where.

Now you can see me, what happened?

Nothing, I love to pretend to be a turtle.

But who did this to you.

The doctor stupid.

If you're not hurt,

the doctor won't treat.

I fell down.

Who pushed you?

Nobody.

How can you hurt so bad?

We are no questioning a suspect.

I am taking his statement.

How are you, Mr. Boo?

I heard you're sick.

Is your neck alright?

I love to play turtle.

I got you something you need.

Good for your neck.

You took something I precious most away.

I'll do the same to you.

I don't have a wife.

Just wait and see.

Get out.

Let's go.

Let's go.

Mr. Boo...

Let me go.

Why didn't you detain him?

On what ground? Let's go.

Where?

Toilet!

- I don't need. - I do. Let's go.

Oh, yes.

I have to go to the toilet.

Close the door.

What is the most precious thing to a man?

Friends.

Friends are those who miss you when you are dead.

I know, life is most precious.

Then you know what he wants to do.

He wants to take away that lover boy's life.

Then you know what we should do.

Yes, help Mr. Boo to kill that guy.

No, prevent him from murder.

How come it becomes corrosive substance?

Welcome to Yeung's jewellery show.

Besides jewellery,

I have something special for you.

Which you can never forget.

What? What happen to Mr. Boo?

Who is Mr. Boo?

Don't pretend.

I wouldn't mind to let you two stay and take a look.

But don't bother my guests.

- Guards. - Yes.

Can I do it again?

Have you had enough?

You don't believe I can do it.

Don't move...Over there.

Take it easy.

You know I'm entitled to shoot you?

Let him go.

Be careful.

- Stop them. - Yes.

Throw me over.

Don't!

Over there.

Go to hell.

Let me help you.

Double barrel.

Don't come over!

Don't come over! I'll jump.

I'm really going to jump.

I'm not joking.

Stop, or I'll charge you with murder.

Bye...

You can't get away.

You come over, you'll be dead man.

You'd better be careful, you still come...

Go to hell...

I blow.

The elevator.

Over there.

Stop.

Don't move.

Bye!

Go to hell.

Charge!

You can't win.

I can't.

Give it back to me.

Wait, see how this thing ends?

What do you want?

You took away my beloved one.

I'll ruin your precious item.

I won't see your wife again.

What?

I won't see your wife.

- You really would? - Yes.

- Not even phone her. - Yes.

What are you standing there? Get him.

Yes, why don't you come over? Quick!

Come over!

What are you doing?

Get him!

Who, Why? I don't know, get who?

Yes, we didn't see anything.

What?

You didn't see him threw that thing down?

I saw you force him to threw that thing down.

You made him do it.

Right, you don't like your diamond coral.

You hate it...

that's why you want to break.

You two just watch it.

I'm going to sue you until you get locked up.

He's going to sue us,

we have to go to prison.

Still we have to have breakfast.

Right, we must get some breakfast.

Breakfast!

He promised to return your wife to you.

You still want him?

There is something that can't be changed.

You think she is the only woman alive.

If she really show her face,

I'll grab her by her hair and kick her.

Good for you!

Cheers!

Let's toast to my new single life.

For your new freedom.

To your future happiness.

Now you can believe a man can live without a woman.

You should say without woman, man can still survive.

Don't say this, there are plenty of beautiful woman around.

You once said woman is like what?

Your limbs!

Your clothes. So that you can change after awhile cheers.

You drink too much, you hands are shaking.

You shouldn't be drinking in broad daylight.

Where is my fish? You should be tidy.

Did you watch the plant?

Are you baking?

Where is the soup?

I'm tired, I need a bath.

Darling, don't forget my manicure.

Here is my home.

You get out!

I don't want to see you again.

There are so many women.

You never go back. Get out...

- Cheers. - Good for you.

You are really a man.

- You are really a man. - Right!

Cheers!

Honey.

Honey.

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