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Theven...
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Heigth...
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Nine...
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Yeth, I thtill have
the record, thucker!
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Malcolm in the Middle
7.18 - "Bomb Shelter"
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Synchronisation par Max & Tyno,
Script original par Raceman.
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Forom.com, Life-is-Unfair.tk
& Malcolm-France.com
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I swear this mall gets more
beautiful every time we come.
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They have really
made some changes.
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They're used to be
a Banana Republic over there.
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Now it's over there.
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Can we please just get my
underwear and get out of here?
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Malcolm, you know it's hard
to buy underwear for you.
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You have your father's irregular crotch.
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Nothing to be ashamed of, son.
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If a woman really loves you,
it won't botherher a bit.
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Will you look at that?
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They turned a Soap Town
into a Soap And Such.
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Hi. Are you here to take class?
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Yes, that's why I came
in here, to take class.
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It's dancing, right?
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Yes. Just sign up at the counter.
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So, you're the new guy.
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What? Oh, yeah, hi.
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It's all right.
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I don't mind a little competition,
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but just so you know
what you're up against.
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So the person who keeps his or her
hand on the vehicle the longest
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is going to drive out of here
in this brand-new truck!
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Oh, Hal, look at that truck.
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Can you imagine if we could
finally get rid of the van?
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That piece of junk's costing us a hundred
bucks a month in duct tape alone.
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All right, the contest is going
to begin in ten seconds.
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If all the contestants are
ready, here we go.
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In seven, six, five,
four, three, two, one.
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And we're off!
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I can't believe we never entered
one of these contests before.
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It's going to be
a long ride, honey.
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We got our first loser.
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Ha! Idiot!
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Number two.
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Ha! Damn it all to hell!
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Come on, pal, here
we go, here we go.
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There we go.
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Oh, geez.
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No, no, no, Jamie!
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You have to stay in your chair
until breakfast is ready, okay?
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Listen, your mommy's going
to be home in a couple days,
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just as soon as she wins that truck.
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And then everything
will be back to normal.
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Oh, eggs.
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Hello!
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Oh, hi, Hal, how's it going?
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Oh, uh, everything is...
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everything's great, honey.
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Oh, good. Listen, I was thinking
this might be the perfect time for you to get to your "To Do" board.
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Well, um, you know, I am not
sure that I'm going to be able to...
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Hal, I'm making this sacrifice
for the whole family.
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I think the least you can do is
catch up on some housework.
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Okay, okay, I'll talk to you later.
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Oh, geez.
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DO TO-DO LIST
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What was that?
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Nothing!
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Oh, my God, Dad's middle
management trophy... The Middie.
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We have no choice but to
confess and take the punishment.
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You're a good brother.
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Are you sure you've
never danced before?
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No, never.
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You really have a gift.
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She's right.
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Turns out, I'm naturally talented
at science and dancing...
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two things that are
guaranteed to get you beat up.
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All right, partner up.
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You know, our dance
competition's coming up next week.
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You can choose any girl in
the class to be your partner.
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Really? Any girl?
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You and Danielle would
be a dream together.
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Who?
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I think I need a little
time to think about it.
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Say hi to Angela for me.
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So who's Angela?
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She's my best friend.
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He's helping her move.
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-Huh.
-What?
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No, I am not worried
about him and Angela.
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Good for you.
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I actually met my husband
when he helped me move.
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Boy, there's nothing sexier than
a man coming to the rescue.
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The two of you lug that mattress
up the stairs, you get it laid down on the floor in the bedroom.
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You're both already sweaty.
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Anyway, I think you're
making the right choice.
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A truck will never
let you down.
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I've got to go.
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Oh, another one out !
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Can't we just throw
the thing in the trash?
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That is the worst possible place.
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Dad accidentally throws his car
keys out three times a week,
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and he always ends up
going through the barrels.
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What was that?
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There's a handle here.
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Oh, my God, do you
know what this means?
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Yes!
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Rabbits have been
using our technology!
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No, it's a bomb shelter. People built these
in the '50s and '60 in case of a nuclear war.
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This is incredible.
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What the hell... ?
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Dad?
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Boys, are you down there?
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Dad, look, we have a bomb shelter.
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Oh, good God.
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I never knew this was here.
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Isn't it amazing?
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All right, let's get out of here.
We don't know how stable this place is.
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There could be snakes
and rats and...
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Is that my trophy?
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Yeah.
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Here!
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You broke the Middie!
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They only give out
200 of these a year!
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Wait!
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Hurry, get the trash cans!
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You boys let
me out of here!
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You better not burry me
in here with the rats!
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You want to see what's on TV?
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Okay.
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Help me out!
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They let me pick
Hanna as my partner.
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We really got a shot at
winning this competition.
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Plus, I get to touch
her body, like, a lot.
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Sorry.
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Dad, if you can hear me,
knock once on the hatch.
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Okay, it's pretty obvious we've
all made some mistakes here.
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There's no point in trying to figure
out who's right and who's wrong.
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The important thing is you forgive us so
we can forgive you so we can let you out.
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Now if we're all on the same
page, knock once on the lid.
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He agreed. We're both witnesses.
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You know Dad, I really think...
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It's a trick!
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I just...!
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Vengeance!
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Back, Dad!
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Back, Dad!
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Back!
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Back!
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I don't know if I can
trust Dad after this.
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You're insane.
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I'm just saying, how much food
could there be down there?
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Eventually, this will
take care of itself.
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Reese!
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He's had a long life.
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What is he, like, 70?
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Forget it.
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Ah, you're right.
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I forgot about Mom.
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She's bound to notice eventually,
no matter how busy she is.
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And once she latches onto something,
you know how she never lets it go.
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Well, hello.
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Mr. President.
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Well, looks like we're
in this Cold War together.
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So, Jack...
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what are you drinking?
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So what if she's a klutz?
She's still beautiful, right?
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I can't wait for the competition.
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You and me out there
in front of everyone?
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All right, she's totally hot,
but she's got no presence.
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Her footwork's sloppy and her
jazz square'sall over the place.
168
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I'm just going to have to
make my peace with this.
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I chose Hanna for the contest and
now there's nothing I can do about it.
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Oh, my ankle!
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I'm so sorry.
Are you all right?
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It hurts.
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I can't stand on it.
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Oh, my God, what a terrible accident.
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It was an accident.
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I'm so sorry.
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It was.
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Good! Perfect.
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All right now just turn and...
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I'm so glad you were still
available for the competition.
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I was really upset by Hanna's, um...
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accidental injury, but I think
you and I might win this thing.
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Well, if we can do
it with our dancing,
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maybe you could stop
sleeping with the judges.
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That'll free up my evenings.
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Who knew she banters, too.
187
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Salisbury steak... my old friend.
188
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Ha-cha.
189
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Hello, ladies.
190
00:12:25,081 --> 00:12:25,556
Dad?
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00:12:28,915 --> 00:12:30,781
Dad, you alive?
192
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The minute I get out of here,
you boys are in so much...
193
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...trouble!
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Hey, if he's not willing to
negotiate, we've got no choice.
195
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We're going to have to split up.
196
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Okay, I'll meet you in
Mexico in five years.
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Wait a minute.
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What if we do everything on his
"To Do" board and then let him out?
199
00:12:51,930 --> 00:12:52,901
That's brilliant.
200
00:12:53,034 --> 00:12:54,969
He couldn't be mad at us
if we did all this for him.
201
00:12:55,473 --> 00:12:57,930
He's got stuff on here that he's
been meaning to do for years.
202
00:12:59,427 --> 00:13:00,943
"Change Dewey's diaper."
203
00:13:03,502 --> 00:13:05,361
So, for the contest, what do
you think we should wear?
204
00:13:05,794 --> 00:13:09,353
I was thinking about a really
hot sequined backless number.
205
00:13:09,539 --> 00:13:11,246
And for me, something classy.
206
00:13:12,177 --> 00:13:14,500
Just so you know,
I was holding back in there.
207
00:13:14,661 --> 00:13:18,395
You two have no idea what I'm going
to unleash tomorrow at the contest.
208
00:13:18,404 --> 00:13:22,728
Well, if it's anything like what you
unleashed during stretching, we're pulling out of the competition.
209
00:13:23,316 --> 00:13:26,845
Insults are for those who can't
express themselves... in motion!
210
00:13:30,294 --> 00:13:32,011
I think I'm falling in love with him.
211
00:13:32,525 --> 00:13:33,197
You, too?
212
00:13:35,376 --> 00:13:36,168
So, I'll see you tomorrow?
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Right.
214
00:13:37,113 --> 00:13:38,981
Oh, there was one more thing.
215
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Nope, that wasn't it.
216
00:13:44,612 --> 00:13:45,006
See ya.
217
00:13:50,489 --> 00:13:55,308
I'm sure it's nothing, Cheryl, but
you'll probably feel better after a doctor's taken a look at it.
218
00:13:57,061 --> 00:13:59,654
There's another one. She's
down and we're here in the...
219
00:13:59,667 --> 00:14:01,477
Wow, Mom, just four
left. That's great.
220
00:14:01,654 --> 00:14:04,152
Yeah, and it'll be three
before you know it.
221
00:14:05,740 --> 00:14:07,180
Mom, I need some advice on something.
222
00:14:07,184 --> 00:14:07,495
Sure.
223
00:14:07,594 --> 00:14:08,887
I started taking this
dance class, and...
224
00:14:08,891 --> 00:14:09,755
Good for you.
225
00:14:09,929 --> 00:14:11,212
I just signed up to meet a girl.
226
00:14:11,388 --> 00:14:12,076
Of course.
227
00:14:12,125 --> 00:14:13,687
I got to dance with
the girl I wanted, but...
228
00:14:14,444 --> 00:14:17,170
she had an accident and I started
dancing with this other girl and...
229
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I didn't think there'd anything
other than dancing there, and...
230
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And now she likes you and
you're going to break her heart?
231
00:14:21,698 --> 00:14:23,016
No, that's not it.
232
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I like her, too.
233
00:14:24,124 --> 00:14:25,279
You both like each other?
234
00:14:25,364 --> 00:14:25,655
Yeah.
235
00:14:26,122 --> 00:14:27,685
So why are you bothering me?
236
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I'm working here.
237
00:14:28,606 --> 00:14:32,557
The point is I like her, but she's
not exactly what I consider to be...
238
00:14:33,963 --> 00:14:34,754
a cute girl.
239
00:14:37,627 --> 00:14:39,267
Oh, this is going
to be a tricky one.
240
00:14:40,467 --> 00:14:41,178
Here, hold this.
241
00:14:42,866 --> 00:14:44,043
What is wrong with you?
242
00:14:44,235 --> 00:14:46,060
You're attracted to her,
she's attracted to you.
243
00:14:46,066 --> 00:14:47,507
The only problem is in your head.
244
00:14:47,737 --> 00:14:51,891
Listen, if you're trying to
build relationships on looks, you are in for a world hurt.
245
00:14:52,538 --> 00:14:53,676
Take Janet here.
246
00:14:54,263 --> 00:14:57,524
20 years ago she marries her husband
because she thinks he looks like Lee Majors.
247
00:14:57,535 --> 00:14:59,914
And today he's lost all his
hair, he's gained 200 pounds,
248
00:14:59,920 --> 00:15:03,063
and she is stuck with a blimp
who won't even put on his shirt to come to the dinner table.
249
00:15:03,464 --> 00:15:08,828
She is reduced to trying to win
attention by bringing home a truck. I mean, how sad is that?
250
00:15:10,424 --> 00:15:12,760
That is what I'm doing, isn't it?
251
00:15:13,684 --> 00:15:14,746
There's another one.
252
00:15:15,133 --> 00:15:18,632
36 down. There's only three left
here, ladies and gentlemen.
253
00:15:18,636 --> 00:15:19,206
You see that ?
254
00:15:20,268 --> 00:15:21,309
That took courage.
255
00:15:24,029 --> 00:15:26,977
I'll tell you, Jack, they
made women in those days.
256
00:15:27,324 --> 00:15:29,685
There's nothing wrong with
a little meat on the bones.
257
00:15:30,120 --> 00:15:32,018
Now that is a fanny.
258
00:15:34,416 --> 00:15:37,078
Ah, Jack, you died too young.
259
00:15:38,236 --> 00:15:38,969
We beat 'em.
260
00:15:39,316 --> 00:15:43,018
Now they're wearing blue jeans and
eating cheeseburgers in Red Square.
261
00:15:43,363 --> 00:15:44,960
Oh, and we made it to the moon.
262
00:15:46,443 --> 00:15:48,024
Big waste of money.
263
00:15:50,246 --> 00:15:52,354
l'll tell you what
I miss the most, Jack.
264
00:15:53,556 --> 00:15:58,009
All these years, we have never
had a president as cool as you.
265
00:15:58,539 --> 00:15:59,716
Here's to you, buddy.
266
00:16:04,813 --> 00:16:06,241
You're right to look
at me like that.
267
00:16:06,742 --> 00:16:09,347
You just can't drink a
martini without an olive.
268
00:16:26,036 --> 00:16:28,413
Oh, would you look at that.
We have a back door.
269
00:16:29,130 --> 00:16:30,346
I'll be right back, Jack.
270
00:16:46,211 --> 00:16:49,410
After you finish the fireplace,
I'll start scrubbing the shower tiles.
271
00:16:49,513 --> 00:16:52,316
And I'll give Jamie a bath,
then we can both do the gutters.
272
00:16:52,483 --> 00:16:55,685
All right, but first we have to shampoo
the rug to give it time to dry.
273
00:17:12,978 --> 00:17:16,773
If you are 99% sure you turned your
oven off, don't drive yourself crazy.
274
00:17:16,921 --> 00:17:19,508
Besides, dogs have an
instinct to run away from fire.
275
00:17:21,435 --> 00:17:23,488
Well, there was number three.
276
00:17:24,545 --> 00:17:25,752
And then they were two.
277
00:17:26,043 --> 00:17:28,867
Don't go anywere, folks,
we're going to crown a winner.
278
00:17:31,306 --> 00:17:32,412
So it's just you and me.
279
00:17:32,690 --> 00:17:35,285
All the little
children have gone home.
280
00:17:37,239 --> 00:17:38,142
You have any kids?
281
00:17:39,179 --> 00:17:39,614
Four.
282
00:17:40,183 --> 00:17:40,696
Five.
283
00:17:42,023 --> 00:17:43,300
-Epidurals?
-Please.
284
00:17:44,610 --> 00:17:45,255
You tear?
285
00:17:45,482 --> 00:17:47,083
Like an old sock.
286
00:17:47,788 --> 00:17:50,266
All right ladies, it's time for
another bathroom break.
287
00:17:55,068 --> 00:17:56,265
You're not taking a break, Mabel?
288
00:17:56,457 --> 00:17:57,306
I'm good.
289
00:18:05,660 --> 00:18:06,276
Me, too.
290
00:18:39,007 --> 00:18:41,992
Hey, Danielle. Before we go there,
there's something I need to tell you.
291
00:18:42,012 --> 00:18:43,038
I like you a lot.
292
00:18:43,513 --> 00:18:44,095
You do?
293
00:18:44,999 --> 00:18:45,682
I mean, great.
294
00:18:45,878 --> 00:18:47,479
You know, I'd never
would have expected it.
295
00:18:53,381 --> 00:18:56,295
And now, Malcolm and Danielle.
296
00:19:11,363 --> 00:19:12,636
Why wouldn't you have expected it?
297
00:19:13,697 --> 00:19:14,276
Huh?
298
00:19:15,974 --> 00:19:17,575
Why wouldn't you have
expected to like me?
299
00:19:22,099 --> 00:19:24,549
It wasn't a criticism
of you. It's just that...
300
00:19:25,418 --> 00:19:28,622
Sometimes I can be really
shallow about these things.
301
00:19:30,068 --> 00:19:30,955
Malcolm?
302
00:19:35,408 --> 00:19:37,374
So what kind of guys do you
like when you're shallow?
303
00:19:42,687 --> 00:19:44,432
No, it's nothing. It's just that...
304
00:19:45,003 --> 00:19:48,495
I've made mistakes in the past going
after guys just based on their looks.
305
00:19:48,504 --> 00:19:50,781
So you almost didn't go out with me
because I'm not good-looking enough?
306
00:19:52,631 --> 00:19:55,051
Would you let it go,
okay? I like you.
307
00:19:55,519 --> 00:19:56,258
Now dip me.
308
00:19:56,633 --> 00:19:57,831
-Face or body?
-What?
309
00:19:57,851 --> 00:19:59,150
Face or body, which don't you like?
310
00:19:59,161 --> 00:20:00,197
Or maybe you don't like any of it.
311
00:20:00,345 --> 00:20:01,831
It's all fine.
312
00:20:01,836 --> 00:20:02,990
It's good enough.
Now dip me.
313
00:20:03,012 --> 00:20:04,248
I can't believe you'd think like that.
314
00:20:04,301 --> 00:20:05,438
For God's sakes!
315
00:20:06,137 --> 00:20:07,204
You know, you're no prize.
316
00:20:12,442 --> 00:20:15,177
No, we can't let Dad out until
we do everything on the list.
317
00:20:15,232 --> 00:20:16,312
If Dad's going to act like...
318
00:20:17,310 --> 00:20:17,934
I can explain.
319
00:20:19,158 --> 00:20:19,679
Wait a minute.
320
00:20:20,393 --> 00:20:22,168
You've been sneaking
out the whole time?
321
00:20:22,728 --> 00:20:23,827
Is that party mix?
322
00:20:23,898 --> 00:20:26,324
You're damn right it's party mix.
323
00:20:26,506 --> 00:20:32,017
This is the only thing that has kept me
sane while I was trapped in that hellhole.
324
00:20:32,039 --> 00:20:33,037
Then why are you going back?
325
00:20:36,551 --> 00:20:38,479
I am not on trial here.
326
00:20:38,527 --> 00:20:40,166
I can't believe he
wasn't really trapped.
327
00:20:40,462 --> 00:20:42,356
Come on, Dewey, let's
go mess up the house.
328
00:20:43,369 --> 00:20:46,008
I did it! I won the truck!
329
00:20:46,011 --> 00:20:47,699
Lois, you're not going to believe
what these boys have done.
330
00:20:47,704 --> 00:20:50,009
-They trapped me in a hole...
I was there for three days. -He wasn't trapped...
331
00:20:50,925 --> 00:20:53,276
Did you hear what I said?
I said I won the truck!
332
00:20:54,789 --> 00:20:55,646
-Oh, my God!
-You won the truck!
333
00:20:56,020 --> 00:20:56,849
We won the truck!
334
00:20:57,108 --> 00:20:57,905
We won the truck!
335
00:20:58,024 --> 00:20:58,854
We won the truck!
336
00:20:59,079 --> 00:20:59,852
We won the truck!
337
00:20:59,899 --> 00:21:01,179
Let's go for a ride.
338
00:21:01,236 --> 00:21:01,968
Just a sec.
339
00:21:02,003 --> 00:21:03,449
First I have to change my pants.
340
00:21:03,499 --> 00:21:08,049
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