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You're the one who
invited your friend over.
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Now that he's here, you can't
just suddenly change your mind.
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Now get up and
be nice to Ryan.
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Fine.
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Hi, Ryan.
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You want a beer?
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Malcolm in the Middle
7.17 - "Hal's Dentist"
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Forom.com, Life-is-Unfair.tk
& Malcolm-France.com
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You look pretty dumb
in those glasses.
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Oh, yeah?
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Well, I read a book
about poker tells,
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and my eyes have been
giving away my cards.
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We'll see who looks dumb when I am
dancing on a mountain of poker chips.
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-I'm out.
-Me, too.
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-Fold.
-Damn!
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Gentlemen.
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Fiddle Faddle!
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Now it's a poker game.
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Easy there.
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I can't help it.
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Kitty's got me on an extreme diet.
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-Hey, this isn't Fiddle Faddle.
-I make it at home.
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I pop some corn, brush some
melted caramel on it, let it cure,
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blanch and double
roast the nuts.
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You lose a weekend, but
you save 73 cents a batch.
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I'll bet a buck.
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-I'm out.
-Fold.
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Me, too.
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Damn, you could see through
these glasses, can't you?
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Oh! Oh, my tooth!
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Please, let the dentist take a look.
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It's this one.
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Uh-oh, 31 is cracked.
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-Is that important?
-Only for eating and talking.
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It's one of the glory boys.
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You better get that fixed.
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Great.
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My company doesn't have
a dental plan anymore.
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They got us a foosball table instead.
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So where you been going?
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The dental college. It's not too bad,
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but they do make you
sign a death waiver.
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Forget about that.
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Come by my office on Monday,
and I'll take care of it.
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-Really?
-Absolutely.
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Wow, it's been so many years
since I've been to a real dentist.
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Do you supply the ether rag,
or should I bring my own?
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God, I'm so bored.
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Everything's boring.
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It makes ditching school almost
seem like a bad choice.
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Even talking about
boring is getting boring.
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Yeah, boring.
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Bored, bored, bored, bored...
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-Wait! You see that?
-What?
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It's a dead squirrel!
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Gentlemen, our week just filled up.
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Sorry, not interested.
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Sure, it looks good to you now,
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but it's just going to wind up
in the closet with all the others.
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Pass.
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Your loss.
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See you, suckers.
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Mom?
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Why aren't you in school?!
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You're in trouble, young man!
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Oh, I don't think so.
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You're in the middle of an
alley trying to get on a bike.
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You are ashamed of something.
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I can always smell shame.
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It's kind of like rotten coconut.
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Okay.
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There's this stupid
bike-a-thon at work.
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Some idiot made a big stink about how
the store's not doing enough for charity.
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-Then don't do it.
-I have to.
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I'm the idiot.
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And I... I...
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I can't ride a bike...
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And it's very embarrassing.
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So you really can't ride a bike?
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No.
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Hey, everybody! My mom can't...
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You don't understand!
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My father didn't believe
in training wheels!
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Mom!
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He just tied me to the bike
and pushed me down the hill.
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Mom, there's glass down here!
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I came back with three teeth in my hand,
and he just pushed me down all over again.
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After that, I just told people
I knew how to ride.
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And I've been living
with this lie ever since!
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Mom!
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If you tell anybody, I will kill you!
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-Do you hear me?
-I won't tell a soul!
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-Let me up, and I can help!
-What?!
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I know how to ride
a bike! I'll teach you!
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You'd really do that?
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Absolutely. And you don't
have to be embarrassed.
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No one will ever find
out your horrible secret.
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No, lady, I don't want your drugs!
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Wow, and I thought Reese
was the one dragging us down.
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Maybe we should see how
he's doing with his squirrel.
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If I know Reese, all the good
parts are gone by now.
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Nothing exciting ever
happens around here.
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Wow...
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we even have boring miracles.
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It must have fallen from
a plane or something.
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Wow, this is brand-new.
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At least what I think a
mattress would look like new.
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-It's got no lumps.
-No weird stains.
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No springs sticking out of it.
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-It's got tags!
-It's got tags!
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It's like sitting on a cloud...
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with two clouds under it.
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This is amazing.
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I'm in ass heaven.
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Maybe it's worth some money.
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Sell it or keep it?
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Let's think about this for a second.
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Oh, my God, we totally fell asleep.
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That wasn't sleep.
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Sleep makes you feel like
you've been beaten up.
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We got to keep this thing.
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Enjoying Lord of the Rings in high-def?
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Oh, it's unbelievable.
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No lines, no commercials...
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I'm bringing Lois here
for our anniversary.
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I still can't get over all this.
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A real sink to spit in.
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I really don't have to swallow it.
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Hal, are you crying?
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They're good tears.
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How much longer will it take?
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I'm done.
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You can't be.
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I didn't bite down on the pain stick.
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No, it's done; I finally got
the temporary crown on.
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I got to tell you, Hal, it
was in pretty bad shape,
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but I think you're going
to be happy with the results.
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Wow, you really are a friend.
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Two thousand dollars?!
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Excuse me, but this can't be right.
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Trey said he would take care of it.
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The doctor handed me the bill himself.
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You don't understand.
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I'm a friend of Trey's.
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And he gave you the friend
discount: ten percent.
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You mean he was going
to charge me more?!
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Can I have the key to the bathroom?
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Careful, it'll cost you
$200 in a bathroom fee!
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You know what?
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You can tell Trey that this
is what I think of his bill.
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-That was your parking validation.
-I know.
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Could I have another one?
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Morning.
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Morning.
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-Last night was...
-Fantastic.
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I'm glad we got these
600-thread-count sheets.
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Anything else would have been
an insult to this beautiful mattress.
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We really have been living like beasts.
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A good night's sleep.
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Just think what we can do
with all this new energy.
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Yeah.
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-Five more minutes?
-I'm right behind you, buddy.
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-See? Just do that.
-I can't.
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-You want me to show you again?
-No, Reese.
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I'm afraid.
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So you're chicken, huh?
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Yes!
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Oh.
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Mom, you might not know this, but
I used to be afraid of a lot of things.
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Thunder, frogs, mailboxes...
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You were afraid of mailboxes?
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I used to imagine that if I stuck
my hand in a mailbox, it would slam shut and rip my hand off,
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but I simply conquered my fear
by ripping the lid off of every mailbox in the neighborhood.
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I turned that fear into hate.
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And you have to hate
that bike just as much.
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-I don't have hate.
-You've got hate in there.
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You just have to find it.
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Do you hate work?
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Surprisingly, no.
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What about your life?
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Your best years are gone,
and they weren't so good.
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I don't hate my life, Reese.
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What about the stuff I've done to you,
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like when I baked your shoes,
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or broke your wedding china,
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or when I sold those tickets to those
fifth graders to watch you shower?
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You did what?!
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Perfect! Now direct
that anger to the bike!
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Don't let me fall!
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Okay, I think we've
made a lot of progress!
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That's enough for today!
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So, lately, I've been going
to the library with Mom.
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That's all. I don't want
anyone following us.
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Like I said, it's just the
library, where we do...
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library things.
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Has anyone seen our bicycle pump?
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Hal's in. Your bet.
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Five dollars?
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-I'll call.
-Hi, guys.
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-Where should I put this?
-I'll take care of it.
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-Thanks.
-Uh-huh.
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This is about the
dental visit, isn't it?
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You know, I don't
recall a dental visit.
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I recall a mugging!
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I'm surprised you'd bring it up,
considering you ran out on the bill.
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-Con artist!
-Welsher!
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Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
What's this about?
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I went to Trey to get my tooth
fixed for free like he promised,
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and then this pirate
hands me a bill for $2,000!
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Free?! I never said
I'd fix it for free!
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-You said you'd take care of it!
-And I took care of it!
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I fixed it!
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Now Hal is walking around here
pain-free with a stolen smile!
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How dare you?!
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We were all here. Now, who's right?
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I think the answer is pretty clear.
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-Hal!
-Trey!
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What are you talking about?
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The man said he'd take care of it.
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Everyone knows what that means.
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Yeah, it means he'd fix it for free.
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Thank you!
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You're just saying that because it
was your cheap-ass caramel corn that broke his tooth in the first place.
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It had nothing to do
with the caramel corn!
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Guys, guys, guys,
this is ruining the game.
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Malik, you do mediation
at your law firm.
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-Can't you help out?
-Fine.
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Fellas, I want you both to just sit
down and listen to each other.
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Trey, can't you see where "I'll take
care of it" could be misinterpreted?
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-Well, I suppose it could.
-Yeah!
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And, Hal, can't you see
that Trey is a professional?
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He went to years of medical school.
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And then he gave up
and became a dentist.
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Trey deserves to be
compensated for his work.
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It's natural and it's fair.
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I guess it is.
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I'm sorry, Trey.
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No offense taken.
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So, Malik, how much do we owe you?
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Ah, nothing. We're friends.
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A-ha! You see?
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It's not the same!
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You came to me as a professional.
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You get a salary for your work.
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Imagine going to somebody's house,
playing Tetris, shuffling papers
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and making long- distance
calls, and nobody paid you?!
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That's it!
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I don't want your repo thugs
coming after me, so here!
250
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So, Peterson puts the report
on my desk and says, uh...
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Hal, if your tooth hurts, don't eat.
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I'm fine.
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00:12:21,878 --> 00:12:23,754
-Hal, just stop it.
-Stop what?
254
00:12:23,866 --> 00:12:25,397
We're all afraid you're
going to choke to death.
255
00:12:26,028 --> 00:12:29,038
-You can't eat if you don't chew.
-I don't need to chew.
256
00:12:29,744 --> 00:12:31,000
I am fine.
257
00:12:31,565 --> 00:12:34,037
The key is relaxing
the esophagus.
258
00:12:34,287 --> 00:12:35,708
Jamie, I hope you're
paying attention.
259
00:12:46,851 --> 00:12:48,656
So, Mom, how's the
bike-a-thon going?
260
00:12:50,835 --> 00:12:51,451
Just great.
261
00:12:52,032 --> 00:12:53,811
-I'm really excited about it.
-You are, huh?
262
00:12:54,552 --> 00:12:55,515
How long have you been riding?
263
00:12:56,493 --> 00:12:57,005
Long enough.
264
00:12:57,702 --> 00:12:58,622
Fascinating!
265
00:13:00,224 --> 00:13:01,483
Hey, you know what I could go for?
266
00:13:02,005 --> 00:13:03,117
Another piece of cake.
267
00:13:03,637 --> 00:13:04,334
There is no more.
268
00:13:04,690 --> 00:13:06,355
-What about that piece?
-My piece?
269
00:13:07,089 --> 00:13:08,872
That's okay. I don't need
another piece of cake.
270
00:13:09,295 --> 00:13:10,495
I can just continue talking.
271
00:13:10,931 --> 00:13:12,151
So, what was I talking about?
272
00:13:12,676 --> 00:13:14,559
Oh, yeah, your bike riding.
273
00:13:17,681 --> 00:13:19,236
These chairs are so uncomfortable.
274
00:13:19,354 --> 00:13:21,843
They have no idea how
to conform to our bodies.
275
00:13:29,776 --> 00:13:32,690
Hal, you have an infection.
You have to see a dentist.
276
00:13:32,703 --> 00:13:35,159
I made an appointment with
Dr. Voorhees tomorrow.
277
00:13:35,408 --> 00:13:37,240
Isn't that the guy we
took Dewey's hamster to?
278
00:13:37,245 --> 00:13:38,535
He's a doctor.
279
00:13:38,849 --> 00:13:41,904
If he isn't in the society pages, then
you're not impressed, huh, Lois?
280
00:13:42,541 --> 00:13:44,176
Go back to Trey!
281
00:13:44,189 --> 00:13:46,113
-We'll find the money somehow.
-No way!
282
00:13:46,188 --> 00:13:48,393
Well, you are going to have to
find some way to deal with this.
283
00:13:48,445 --> 00:13:50,375
I know and I have.
284
00:13:50,422 --> 00:13:52,105
I'm not an idiot, Lois.
285
00:13:52,163 --> 00:13:54,098
Now, please, will you
hand me my scream box?
286
00:14:05,157 --> 00:14:06,965
Hey, what's all the noise?
287
00:14:07,112 --> 00:14:07,942
You know the rule.
288
00:14:08,132 --> 00:14:10,222
The only sound allowed
in this room is snoring.
289
00:14:10,375 --> 00:14:12,911
I've been waiting ten years to
see Conrad Horner perform,
290
00:14:13,139 --> 00:14:15,356
and I overslept and
completely missed it.
291
00:14:15,387 --> 00:14:17,358
Oh, he'll come back in a few years.
292
00:14:17,516 --> 00:14:18,731
He's 98.
293
00:14:19,018 --> 00:14:22,543
I got there in time to get a program off the
floor and see his ambulance drive away.
294
00:14:22,554 --> 00:14:23,046
Oh, well.
295
00:14:24,206 --> 00:14:25,173
You know what would help?
296
00:14:26,055 --> 00:14:26,712
Sleep.
297
00:14:27,698 --> 00:14:30,140
I actually dreamed
I was in this bed sleeping.
298
00:14:30,143 --> 00:14:31,772
Sleep is all we ever do anymore.
299
00:14:32,249 --> 00:14:33,605
Do you even know what day it is?
300
00:14:34,236 --> 00:14:35,897
I don't even know what year it is.
301
00:14:36,154 --> 00:14:36,916
Get up!
302
00:14:37,080 --> 00:14:38,339
Don't you have a test tomorrow?
303
00:14:38,503 --> 00:14:40,906
It could affect college, your future!
304
00:14:40,936 --> 00:14:44,409
I'm pursuing my dreams right
here in a much more direct way.
305
00:14:45,366 --> 00:14:46,358
Well, I'm done with it.
306
00:14:46,633 --> 00:14:48,411
Fine! More room for me.
307
00:14:49,293 --> 00:14:50,246
So that's your plan?
308
00:14:50,646 --> 00:14:52,467
You're going to sleep
for the rest of your life?
309
00:14:53,123 --> 00:14:54,116
That's pretty pathetic.
310
00:14:54,172 --> 00:14:55,074
I'll leave my mark.
311
00:14:55,343 --> 00:15:00,846
Long after I'm gone, the memory
coils in this bed will still remember the contours of my body.
312
00:15:00,853 --> 00:15:02,602
Listen to yourself. That's insane.
313
00:15:02,848 --> 00:15:03,999
This bed is evil.
314
00:15:04,126 --> 00:15:05,899
It's draining your soul, Malcolm!
315
00:15:10,292 --> 00:15:10,764
Malcolm?
316
00:15:11,702 --> 00:15:15,249
Okay, Mom, I think today we might break
the 12-inch distance record we set yesterday.
317
00:15:15,464 --> 00:15:16,920
It's white-knuckle time.
318
00:15:17,369 --> 00:15:19,388
I'm not doing this anymore.
319
00:15:20,085 --> 00:15:22,103
-What?!
-You know I can't do it.
320
00:15:22,111 --> 00:15:24,842
I just cannot get on that
bike again. It's just too hard.
321
00:15:26,832 --> 00:15:28,485
Oh, it's too hard?
322
00:15:29,141 --> 00:15:31,542
Well, why didn't you say so?
323
00:15:31,802 --> 00:15:34,902
When things get tough, you got to just
give up and run away from your dreams.
324
00:15:35,016 --> 00:15:36,345
Lower your expectations.
325
00:15:36,381 --> 00:15:37,901
That's fine. I've had my fun.
326
00:15:38,438 --> 00:15:40,378
If you want to quit, go ahead and quit.
327
00:15:40,379 --> 00:15:42,909
All right, Reese, you made
your point. Let's give it a try.
328
00:15:44,460 --> 00:15:45,910
No, I was really saying quit.
329
00:15:47,776 --> 00:15:51,626
I want to thank Hal for inviting us
all over for a special afternoon game.
330
00:15:52,195 --> 00:15:54,466
I don't want to be the one
to break up the game here.
331
00:15:54,770 --> 00:15:57,593
-I have nothing to be ashamed of.
-If you're implying...
332
00:15:57,597 --> 00:16:00,723
Gentlemen, gentlemen,
no one is implying anything.
333
00:16:00,995 --> 00:16:03,438
All I'm saying is it's hard
keeping the game together.
334
00:16:03,770 --> 00:16:09,143
And despite our differences, I think
we can all agree this is nothing like the hidden jack incident of '91.
335
00:16:09,147 --> 00:16:11,324
-Here we go.
-You are damn right. Here we go.
336
00:16:11,485 --> 00:16:14,657
Don't throw around accusations.
I will not be accused of cheating.
337
00:16:14,662 --> 00:16:15,991
I never said you were cheating.
338
00:16:15,992 --> 00:16:18,601
I said it looked like you were
cheating. That's totally different.
339
00:16:18,604 --> 00:16:19,852
I don't need to cheat.
340
00:16:19,989 --> 00:16:21,656
You're not that good a poker player.
341
00:16:21,672 --> 00:16:25,304
So the card I needed to make my straight
just decided on its own to leave the table?
342
00:16:25,311 --> 00:16:26,744
Guys, guys, come on.
343
00:16:26,952 --> 00:16:28,881
I'm just saying we made it through that,
344
00:16:28,941 --> 00:16:30,040
we can make it through this.
345
00:16:30,542 --> 00:16:32,632
I have a feeling by
the end of this game,
346
00:16:32,721 --> 00:16:34,193
the problem will be solved.
347
00:16:35,258 --> 00:16:35,819
Show 'em.
348
00:16:36,778 --> 00:16:37,715
Pair of twos.
349
00:16:38,264 --> 00:16:38,816
Beats me.
350
00:16:39,248 --> 00:16:39,895
Me, too.
351
00:16:40,150 --> 00:16:41,303
Pair of two's the winner.
352
00:16:41,651 --> 00:16:43,765
Wow, I win again?
353
00:16:44,413 --> 00:16:47,820
Oh, I must be on a real lucky streak.
I must have a thousand dollars here.
354
00:16:49,886 --> 00:16:50,590
Wait a minute.
355
00:16:53,434 --> 00:16:54,613
Dead hand. Cards over.
356
00:16:57,151 --> 00:16:58,903
You had a flush! Look!
357
00:16:59,718 --> 00:17:00,982
You're letting me win!
358
00:17:01,246 --> 00:17:01,794
You are?!
359
00:17:01,799 --> 00:17:03,872
We're just trying to
get this thing settled.
360
00:17:03,876 --> 00:17:06,344
I don't want your
money if I didn't win it.
361
00:17:06,947 --> 00:17:09,276
I have no need for your pity!
362
00:17:09,299 --> 00:17:10,614
I can't stand it anymore!
363
00:17:10,736 --> 00:17:13,093
I'll give you the dental
work for free. Happy?
364
00:17:13,235 --> 00:17:16,384
Let's go right down to my office
right now and put back that crown.
365
00:17:16,409 --> 00:17:17,430
-It's settled.
-No!
366
00:17:17,821 --> 00:17:19,544
I am not some charity case,
367
00:17:19,596 --> 00:17:22,579
and I am not going to relieve
you of your conscience, either.
368
00:17:22,584 --> 00:17:23,656
-Hal!
-No!
369
00:17:24,018 --> 00:17:27,458
You will be the one to have
to live with the pain, not me!
370
00:17:28,259 --> 00:17:29,811
Give me that glass of ice water!
371
00:17:29,976 --> 00:17:31,493
-No!
-No!
372
00:17:32,684 --> 00:17:34,416
I hope you're happy!
373
00:17:34,611 --> 00:17:35,841
Hal, Stop! Think about it.
374
00:17:39,986 --> 00:17:42,208
-Hal! Hal!
-Hal! Come on, Hal!
375
00:17:44,760 --> 00:17:46,163
My back's killing me.
376
00:17:47,870 --> 00:17:48,638
What happened?
377
00:17:50,194 --> 00:17:51,481
Malcolm, you're awake.
378
00:17:52,109 --> 00:17:53,601
We were worried
about you for a while.
379
00:17:54,081 --> 00:17:55,381
What happened to
the new mattress?
380
00:17:56,015 --> 00:17:58,172
-What are you talking about?
-The mattress!
381
00:17:59,426 --> 00:18:00,841
I know there was a mattress.
382
00:18:01,563 --> 00:18:02,376
Maybe it was a dream.
383
00:18:02,542 --> 00:18:03,721
It wasn't a dream!
384
00:18:04,002 --> 00:18:07,090
The mattress was perfect and
white, and it felt like a cloud!
385
00:18:07,456 --> 00:18:09,682
It fell out of the sky,
and it made me happy!
386
00:18:10,655 --> 00:18:13,556
Was it just a bed, or was
there a beanstalk, too?
387
00:18:18,946 --> 00:18:20,037
Maybe it was a dream.
388
00:18:21,282 --> 00:18:22,483
You were happy, Malcolm.
389
00:18:23,052 --> 00:18:24,061
Of course it was a dream.
390
00:18:29,300 --> 00:18:30,613
Okay, Mom, this is it.
391
00:18:30,965 --> 00:18:32,817
Once you're up, don't look down.
392
00:18:32,822 --> 00:18:33,911
-But...
-Trust me.
393
00:18:34,182 --> 00:18:35,232
Just start pedaling.
394
00:18:35,823 --> 00:18:37,232
I'm going to make sure
you get through this.
395
00:18:37,617 --> 00:18:38,559
You are not alone.
396
00:18:39,596 --> 00:18:41,044
-Thank you, Reese.
-Now go!
397
00:19:01,229 --> 00:19:02,283
Oh, my God!
398
00:19:02,612 --> 00:19:03,565
I'm doing it!
399
00:19:05,037 --> 00:19:06,565
I'm riding!
400
00:19:08,373 --> 00:19:10,986
Don't worry, Mom!
It's for your own good.
401
00:19:11,712 --> 00:19:12,700
Reese?!
402
00:19:13,116 --> 00:19:16,288
Try to go slow, Mom!
I'm going to crash into you!
403
00:19:16,439 --> 00:19:19,395
I'm going to prove to you
that falling isn't so bad!
404
00:19:19,613 --> 00:19:22,585
No, Reese, I'm doing fine, see?
405
00:19:22,634 --> 00:19:24,696
Mom, it's the only way!
406
00:19:45,973 --> 00:19:47,224
Reese, it worked!
407
00:19:47,405 --> 00:19:48,525
I'm not afraid.
408
00:19:49,998 --> 00:19:51,028
I can ride.
409
00:19:51,289 --> 00:19:52,379
Thank you.
410
00:19:53,756 --> 00:19:54,831
Mommy...
411
00:20:07,671 --> 00:20:09,547
Help me! Help me!
412
00:20:10,055 --> 00:20:10,759
So...
413
00:20:11,630 --> 00:20:13,176
Want to tell me what's going on here?
414
00:20:13,445 --> 00:20:14,396
It's cool, Officer.
415
00:20:14,590 --> 00:20:17,185
You see, we tied him up because
he's got a painful, busted tooth,
416
00:20:17,423 --> 00:20:18,809
and he refused to let us fix it.
417
00:20:25,419 --> 00:20:26,562
Help! Help me!
418
00:20:27,247 --> 00:20:28,067
I need help!
419
00:20:29,000 --> 00:20:30,406
Okay. Drive safe.
420
00:20:31,176 --> 00:20:31,746
Thank you, sir.
421
00:20:32,793 --> 00:20:34,298
Help! Help me!
422
00:20:34,904 --> 00:20:35,783
Help me!
423
00:20:35,833 --> 00:20:40,383
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