All language subtitles for Malcolm s07e12 College Recruiters.eng

There you go.

Liver and beans again?

It's all we had.

You've done it again, honey.

Jamie, I'm sorry if you don't like it,
but I worked very hard to make this

and nobody leaves until
their plates are clean.

Malcolm in the Middle
7.12 - "College Recruiters"

Synchronisation par Max & Tyno,
Script original par Raceman.

Forom.com, Life-is-Unfair.tk
& Malcolm-France.com

Oh, I'll definitely
call you back.

Hold on. Let me get a pen.

What's the number again?

Great. I got it.

I'll call you, I promise.

If that wasn't a relative,
I'm going to be very upset.

It's just another college recruiter.

Just another college recruiter?

You know, when I was applying,
believe me, there were no recruiters.

If I hadn't found that ad
inside that matchbook,

I may not have pursued
higher education at all.

But they're calling me all the time.

I must get ten calls a day.

Then each one must be handled like
that's the university you're going to.

It's called options.

Why do you think guys date ugly women?

I swear I will to
kill my mother!

She just slinks down here and marries off
my son to some Eastern European bimbo.

The old reptile.

I can't believe her leg
hasn't grown back.

Honey, calm down.

No. I am going to kill her.

You know, if young person
dies, it looks suspicious.

When old people die, it's just the way
of the world. There's no investigation.

Well, at least Reese
is independent now.

Independent?! He's living in our
garage! How independent is that?

I read about this old woman who
drowned in her bowl of soup.

-It happens.
-Honey, look at the up side.

Malcolm is going off to college, Francis
is with Piama, now Reese is married.

They've all flown the nest.

We're done.

We still have Jamie and Dewey.

I'm all packed up.

Good for you.

Are you going somewhere?

He's going to Francis's.

Let's go over the rules again.

When you are on a bus,
what are you to do?

Talk to no one, don't let anyone
sit next to me, try to look sickly

and learning-impaired, cough every
few minutes and nose-picking's okay.

Encouraged.

And what if you are on the bus for
a few hours and you have to go to the bathroom really, really bad?

I still don't go.

That's my boy.

Mom, Dad, I would like to invite
you to a garage-warming.

Raduca thought that the least we
could do is show our appreciation by treating you to a meal.

-Well, I don't know what to say.
-We would be delighted to come.

What are we having?

Looks like baloney, some
kind of yellow cheese,

half liter of Mountain Dew and...

Wheat Crisps.

Wonderful.

Huh?

This is where you live?

Yeah.

Where's Piama?

Her sister's in prison.

Or marrying somebody in prison.

Whatever it was,
she bought a dress.

So what's the deal with the beard?

Oh, this thing?

I don't know. I was trying to find a job
and not really finding anything and...

kinda felt like something
was holding me back.

I think this makes me
stand out from the crowd.

Mission accomplished.

So this is how you live?

No fridge, no real furniture, and the
only decoration's a stolen bus bench?

Isn't that great?

Francis, this is...

everything I've ever dreamed of!

This is exactly how I'll
live when I grow up!

Thanks, Dewey.

You know, it's not easy to
create this kind of lifestyle.

Hey, you want to
listen to some music?

Sure.

Hey, Kipler, turn
that crap down!

Feel that bass?
That's a powered subwoofer!

I'm not going to be mean.

I'm going to very nicely tell them their
marriage is a sham and must be dissolved.

That might backfire. Look what happened
when my mother tried that with us.

And what choice do we have?

We can't let them live like
hobos in our filthy garage.

So beautiful.

Please to enter.

Raduca, I have to say it is incredible
what you've done with this place.

No, no, no, this was Reese.

He gets credit.

Reese... you did this?

He is very determined
when you give him task.

Now, sweetie, you can't
give me all the credit.

We both stomped that
spider nest together.

Ah, yes, honeymoon.

I am very impressed.

Is this homework?!

Yeah, Raduca won't let me watch
any television until it's finished.

Wives. Am I right?

Education is key to better life.

Reese!

Chair!

I can't remember when I've
had a baloney and Wheat-Crisp casserole this good.

Reese has studying
for green card exam.

We must know every spouse's detail.

Favorite color, toilet habit,
my menstruation cycle.

I think I'm done.

Reese! Plates!

Did you see the way
she talks to him?

She has broken his spirit.

-He's not our Reese anymore.
-I know.

-It's fantastic.
-Yeah.

Here's our little scholar.

What?

Malcolm, this is Milt Anderson,
a recruiter from M.I.T.

Dad...

We talked about this, and
you're sitting here and listening to what he has to say, got it?

But...

Now, Malcolm, I know
you've got a lot of questions.

Yeah.

You're from M.I.T.

That's right. Mississippi
Institute of Technology.

What?

Now, I know everybody always
assumes it's Massachusetts.

And hey, they do good work,
too, but can they offer you

the same kind of God-centric
approach to science that we do?

Now, I know you're a gentleman,

and you're not going to want to make
a decision until you come down and...

taste some of the best catfish that
ever melted into your mouth!

Dad, could I talk
to you for a second?

Of course.

Any chance you could air
ship some of those ?

Dad, this is a complete waste of time.

I've already told you there are only
four colleges in the whole world

that have the nuclear biology
programs that I'm interested in.

And this M.I.T. and Kolumbia
with a K aren't on the list.

Maybe this isn't the school of your
dreams, but you need a fallback position.

Forget about it, Dad.

This is my decision and
I'm not talking to these bozos.

All right, fine.
I'll do it for you.

But one day, you'll thank me.

Uh, Milt, you'll have
to excuse Malcolm.

He, uh, had to do some...
brain exercises.

You know, mental squats
and such. Anyway...

tell me about your
science department.

Well, I'd love to.
Let me just find my brochure.

Here, why don't you take
one of my key chains?

It lights up!

What else you got in there?

I like that beer cozy.

But I suppose it's either or.

Why do we have to get
a stupid green card anyway?

I hate studying. It's so boring.

Shut up and look at my breasts!

This is the kind of thing
that it will be on test.

Note the number and the
position of the beauty marks.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Eyes down here!

I'm sorry.

That's okay.

Sometimes it's better to see
water slides from a distance.

You make plans for a perfectly good time,
and they go and fix the hole in the fence.

I just wish I had the kind
of money to buy us tickets.

I would have lent you the six bucks.

Hey, I don't roll that way.

It's bad enough I'm letting my little
brother buy me dinner tonight.

So what do you want to do until then?

We could wrestle.

You want to wrestle
for seven hours?

You in there!
Were is my rent?

Mr. Banner, I can't open
the door right now.

Bark right now.

It's my dog. He's crazy.

And big.

So, Greco-Roman or freestyle?

Oh, no. No more studying.
I need a break.

Reese, what are you doing here?!

What's that?

Who's there?

Raduca, who is this?!

Um, this is, um, Bela, and I have
known him for many years because...

he is my brother.

I can't believe you!

You had your brother in
town and don't tell me?!

Get over here!

Sorry I kept you boys waiting.

I thought I had 4:30.

You told me 4:30 a week ago.

Boys, please, it's my fault.

I've just had so many recruiters calling,
they've got me coming and going.

Tea?

Waybridge, huh?

Guess Nick beat us here.

I just like the color.

It doesn't mean anything.

You know, Grandville
has terrific sweaters.

In fact, we have a collapsible
umbrella people love.

Please, it's not about merchandise.

It's about education.

Of course, it is easier to study
when you're dry and toasty.

You got it.

Now... tell me about your
respective universities.

At Grandville, the head of our physics
department just won a Nobel prize.

That's very impressive.

At Euclid, we think it's about results.

For example, 70% of Euclid graduates
take care of their parents in retirement.

Oh, I like that.

How can you keep those stats?
Do you have no shame?

Your Nobel prize was shared, okay?

Your cyclotron in underfunded.

How dare you!

Boys...

Excuse me.

Hello.

Oh, um, yes.

Hi, Barry. Yes, I've been
thinking about you, too.

Listen, I can't talk.

Is that Barry from Michigan?

Well, never you mind who's here.

Yes, I got your muffins.

They were delicious and
very thoughtful of you.

Oh, stop! You are relentless.

I hope I didn't keep you up
last night with all that noise.

Geez, Reese, I don't want
to hear about your sex life.

What?

No, I was getting the oil
stains out of the driveway.

For your information,
marriage isn't just about sex.

It's about commitment.

Anyway, you know we can't have
sex until after the waiting period.

The waiting period?

Poor, naive Malcolm.

All women, when they get married, require
a waiting period of six months to a year.

You know, if you got your nose out
of a book, and started living life a little, you might know these things.

Raduca is a delicate flower,

and it's going to take some time for her to
get used to the idea of being with a man.

Who's that?

Her brother Bela.

Doesn't look much like her.

Shows how much you know.

I've never seen two
people closer in my life.

Mom, when Raduca found out
I took the food out of your refrigerator, she was pretty upset.

She says we shouldn't
be living off you.

Really?

I owe you 14 slices of bologna...

a half a liter of soda...

Reese, I was against your
marriage from the beginning.

I thought it was a mistake for you
to be tied down so early in life.

But, I see you and Raduca together and,
I must say, I think she's good for you.

You do?

Why are you saying that?

Well, I'm giving you my blessing.

I see what's happening here.

You're using reverse psychology.

It's not working.

No, I'm really just saying that
I like her, and I like how you are when you're with her.

Nice try, Mom, but
I'm staying with Raduca.

And I approve.

You'd like me to think
so, wouldn't you?

Yes, I would.

Well, I'm staying with her, Mom.

Check and mate.

Well, if you were worried about
today's activities, you can just relax.

My neighbors are on vacation, so
good-bye, Seelys, hello, cable television.

I have a better idea.

There's a job center
I thought we could go to.

Oh, I get it.

My little bro is worried about me.

Maybe a little.

Plus, cable is so overrated.

Look, Dewey, I know it may seem
like I don't have a lot going on, but I've got plenty of irons in the fire.

Like my screenplay.

It's only five pages.

They're probably going to bring
in some high-priced rewriter. Why should I do his work for him?

Do you have any other irons?

Look, I know it's tough to break
into Hollywood. I'd be pretty stupid to rest everything on that.

That's why I'm training a possum.

To do what?

Dial a phone, hop on one foot,
walk like John Wayne...

Stuff that people who visit
roadside circuses like to see.

So, does that put your mind at ease?

Francis, you have to get a life.

I have a life.

I've got my hobbies, my bus bench,
the guys at the apartment pool.

I'm only 12, and I can see
that this is a dead end.

So you know what
I should do better than I do.

You're just like Mom.

Maybe Mom has a point.

Maybe just hanging out by
the pool isn't going to be the stepping-stone you're hoping for.

You never supported me!

All I'm saying is jobs don't
just drop out of the sky.

I hate you!

Fighting Irish or Golden Gophers?

Blue and gold.

Dad, I'm sorry.

I know we fought about this, but,

the truth is I'm actually glad you
kept those college guys off my back.

Well, son, it hasn't been easy.

Today I've got two
lunches, a coffee...

Oh! And I'm going bowling
with a guy from Yale.

Thanks to you, I was able to clear
my head and make my decision.

No, you haven't.

I have a lobster dinner next Tuesday.

I've decided to go to Harvard.

Harvard?

I waited at that frozen yogurt shop
for two hours, and he never showed!

I just wrote a letter of early
acceptance. I'm mailing it today.

They can accept me as early as
tomorrow, and all this will stop.

Stop?

Thanks again, Dad.

It's a big relief to me.

Harvard?

You're destroying your life!

Sorry, Francis.

I guess visiting wasn't
such a great idea.

Thanks for trying to
show me a good time.

I only need bus fare to get home,
so I'm leaving you the rest.

Good-bye, Francis.

Wait.

Francis, you look great.

Thanks.

I realized you were right.

For some reason, I'sitting around
waiting for my life to start happening.

I know that it's childish amd immature
of me to think that some job is just going to fall out of the sky.

Hey, man, what's up?

Francis, you're never
going to believe this! Hey.

Remember how you were
always telling us to "rock on"?

Yeah, Travis. Rock on.

That's what we did!

And now they signed my band,
Ass Bandit, to a record contract.

We actually have a song on the
radio, and we were wondering if you wanted to manage us.

Really?

Yeah, man! You were
always there for us,

borrowing our money so we
couldn't get wasted on beer,

taking our car so we'd be stuck
here and have to practice all the time, and it totally paid off.

Now we are going to tour Europe!

You got to come with us, Francis.

All you got to do is make sure the hotel
rooms kick ass and the chicks are hot.

I don't know...

Sounds like a lot of traveling.

Aw, what the hell?

I'll do it.

Tawny port.

I want this to be
a night to remember.

I think it could be.

Malcolm told me that he was very
excited about Bagley-Owens University.

Well, we're very
excited about Malcolm.

Are you really?

Well, perhaps this
will convince you.

Oh, Vince...

I don't know what to say.

Just say, "Yes, Malcolm will
be going to Bagley next fall."

I'm such a mess, I can't even
get it on my finger.

Let me help.

Dad...

Malcolm, what are you doing here?

What was my letter of intent to Harvard
doing in your secret money drawer?

Harvard?

Is this true, Hal?

You're damn right it is!

I think this dinner's over.

-Vince, I can explain.
-I don't want to hear it.

Good-bye, Vince.

This is my decision.

My future.

You're a kid.

You could change your mind.
You just needed a cooling-off period.

I almost married a Mexican woman
two weeks before I married your mother.

What are you doing?

You're mortgaging my future for
some dinners and a few sweaters?

I got other stuff:
ponchos, seat cushions...

All right, I was going to let
you make the final decision,

I just liked the attention.

No,no... I loved the attention.

If I was a woman, I'd be a slut.

You were just leading
all these guys on.

I know.

It's just...

Malcolm, I'm an average guy,
in the middle of my life,

in a job that can
replace me in an hour.

I was never an important man.

You're the only important
thing I've ever done.

Oh, God!

Don't feel bad, Dad.

You raised me.

You deserve the attention.

No!

Vince left the check.

Reese, what's wrong?

I got the results of our green
card test in this envelope.

But I just can't open it!

I know I didn't pass.
I totally panicked.

Oh, Reese, don't be silly.

These tests are for people who aren't
living together. Who aren't in love.

You have a real marriage.
This is no problem.

-But, Mom, what if I...?
-You'll be fine.

This is a mother's
promise to her son.

Oh, wow, Reese. I'm so, so sorry.

Quit stalling! How did I do?

The INS is denying Raduca's
request for a green card.

They're questioning the
validity of your marriage.

They want her to report
to their office tomorrow.

You said Raduca had a tail?

Might have a tail!

I don't know what the hell is going
on back there! I was nervous.

Reese, I feel just terrible.

That's it.

It's the end of my marriage.

The one thing that was going
right in my life is ruined.

No, Reese. Nothing is ruined.

If you love this girl, you'll
find a way to overcome this obstacle.

I don't know.

Remember when I told you
you couldn't keep that tarantula?

Six months later, what
did I find in my salad?

My tarantula.

You hung onto it
because you loved it.

And you love Raduca.

We are not going to let the United States
government smash her with a shoe.

Come on.

Let's go tell her we'll figure out
a way to work this thing out.

Oh, my God!

How come your brother
doesn't have a waiting period?!

Dewey, I just got off the phone
with your English teacher.

She said you got an
"F" on your paper.

An "F"!

You keep this up, you'll fail the
class, which will go on your record,

which will determine where
you are placed in high school

and where you will go
to college, if anywhere.

Don't go to college.

It's okay with me.

How do you think you're going
to make your way in the world?

You don't get it, Mom.

Things take care of themselves.

Rock on.

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