All language subtitles for Malcolm s07e04 Halloween.eng

I'm toast. Mom found out I'm
the one that broke the oven.

Oh, man, you're going down.

I know. So, if you want me
to take the fall for anything, it's five bucks a pop.

I'm in! The hole in the bathroom wall.

Me, too! Dad's camera.

All right, Dewey,
you're off the hook.

You two!

You were supposed to
wait till I got my money.

Malcolm in the Middle
7.04 - "Halloween"

Synchronisation par Tyno,
Script original par Raceman.

Forom.com, Life-is-Unfair.tk
& Malcolm-France.com

And after the autopsy of the victim, the
coroner himself went completely insane.

This is so cool.

This guy started this death tour,
showing people all the places in town where grisly murders took place.

He padded it with a couple of suicides,
but come on, close enough.

Now, coming up on your left, the site
where one of the most gruesome multiple murders in the history of the state took place.

Look, if you dare,
at this house of pure evil.

I can't believe we've been living
here this whole time, and we didn't even know about the murders.

Man, I always assumed I'd do
the coolest thing in this house, but that guy set the bar pretty high.

Come on, there were no murders here.

A guy bought a hearse, and then he realized
he had to cover his monthly payments, and so he made up this phony death tour.

It's the oldest
trick in the book.

Tell 'em, honey.

I got Jamie the cutest Halloween
costume. He's gonna be a little tiger.

Honey?

Oh, my God.

It's true?!

Hal, bad things
happen all the time.

But nothing this bad.

Lois, can I talk to
you for a moment?

You knew we were buying a death
house, and you didn't tell me?!

I didn't tell you because
I knew you'd have this reaction.

Well, of course I'd
have this reaction.

I don't like murder. Maybe that's
something you should know about me.

Hal, it's always something with you.
You passed on that one house because you thought the doorbell sounded gay.

You can't have a perfect house.

It would be nice to
have a murderless one.

Well, you should just drop it because
there's nothing we can do about it.

Death and mold are two things
you can expect to find in any house, and we are not moving!

There's mold?!

I cannot believe they
called me in to work.

I requested Halloween off eight months ago,
and suddenly, Marybeth becomes a Wiccan, so she can take it as a religious holiday.

There will be more Halloweens...
barring some tragic event.

But this is the good one, you know?

There's such a tiny window where the
kids are still sweet and adorable, and you can dress them up however you want.

Every year after that, Halloween's just
another trip to the police station.

Life is unfair, Lois.

And, sometimes, it's cut horrifically
short with no warning whatsoever.

I think if I send Jamie out
with the boys, I can catch up with them during my break.

I mean, I'll only be able to do
a couple of houses with them.

Hal, what are you doing?

Oh, it's, uh, it's time
Jamie had a night light.

-Why don't you put it over by his crib?
-He wants it here!

It just doesn't make sense.

Why would you fake
being sick on Halloween?

I'm not faking it.
I feel like crap.

Must've gotten it from
that death tour guy.

I thought his clammy handshake
was just part of the act.

You've got to keep your immune
system in shape, Malcolm.

Every once in a while, pick some
gum off the seat and chew it.

Ounce of prevention, dude.

All right, you know the plan.
You two are taking Jamie.

No eggs, no stink bombs,
no matches, no catapults, no Mace.

Fine.

No explosives.

Of course not.

No water balloons, no spray
paint, no gasoline, no shaving cream, no toilet paper.

Wouldn't even think of it.

No ladder, no compressor, no soup.

-You told her!
-I did not!

All right. I know your route.

I will catch up with you when
I take my break, to see how adorable and safe Jamie is.

So, um, any idea when that might be?

You don't need to know when.

All you need to know is if you even think about
doing anything stupid, I will swoop down out of the sky and land on you like a ton of bricks.

So, the usual.

Shouldn't you be in bed?

I got sick of lying there, so
I thought I'd look on the Internet for stuff about the murders.

I got police reports, crime
photos, newspaper articles... there's a ton of stuff.

Really?

The guy's name was
Gareth Stringer.

Normal guy, Scout master,
everybody loved him.

So, one day, out of nowhere,
he comes home from work and murders his entire family.

They say he lived here with
five headless bodies for a week before he finally killed himself.

For a whole week, huh?

That's where the
wife's body was found.

He put all the tongues
in a pile right there.

So I guess that must
have been skin wall.

And that was hair corner.

Over there were...
finger puppets?!

Oh, finger puppets.

Wow, the really freaky stuff
happened in the kitchen.

Oh, and in the bathroom
and the bedrooms, too.

Malcolm, is there any place in
this house where bloody pieces of dismembered bodies weren't found?

Well...

Yes.

Right there.

Right here?

That's where they
all begged for mercy.

Thank you.

So, Craig, I understand the bandana and
the eye patch, but why would a pirate have blood dripping out of his mouth?

Oh, I tried holding
a dagger in my teeth.

I'll tell you, those pirates are
a lot tougher than they're depicted in the media.

Finally, break time.

I'm gonna go do a little
trick-or-treating with Jamie.

Hey, hey, hey!

What are these?

I must've knocked those in
my pocket accidentally.

No, I saw you put them in your pocket.
Craig, you saw him, too, didn't you?

Oh, sorry. The patch
is over my good eye.

Well, I'm already
into my break.

You handle this, Craig,
so I can get going.

Sure, no problem.

Did you just wink at him?

Oh, you were serious.

Craig, he committed a crime.

Sure, that's one side of it.

But if he didn't steal from us, he'd
just be stealing from somewhere else, and then we'd be losing a customer.

Do you want to be
responsible for that?

Margie, will you
take care of this?

What? It's Halloween.

I can't believe this.
We are talking about the law here!

We have a certain procedure
we follow when we catch a shoplifter, because that's the law.

It's the only thing that keeps
us from anarchy and chaos and riots in the streets.

Oh, move it.

Jackpot tonight.

I know. Five houses in a row that use
the honor system?! That never happens!

You're our lucky charm, Jamie.

Now, listen, Jamie, candy is full
of sugar, and it's terrible for you.

So suck down as much as you can tonight
before Mom takes it away from you.

Trick or treat!

Sweet! No answer!

Now you get to experience the
true spirit of Halloween, Jamie.

Ready?

One, two...

Sorry for the delay.
Getting used to my new hip.

Oh, no, you don't!

Run!

Damn it, Dewey!

Trick or treat!

Trick or treat.

Oh, an axe in the head?
You think that's funny?

If you had a real axe in your head,
you wouldn't be laughing.

Except if you had an
involuntary muscle spasm.

Does that sound
like a good time?

I got this.

Nice costumes.

Thank you.

Dad, are you gonna be
okay handing out candy?

Of course.

Because I should really
try to get some rest.

Sure.

Dad?

I just wanted to make sure
you were safe, Malcolm.

Okay.

Do you feel safe?

Dad, I know the murders were sick and
creepy, but they happened 20 years ago.

And they don't bother you at all?

No.

I mean, the murderer's dead so
it's not like he's coming back.

Right.

Right, I mean,
that would be... crazy.

Dad... you don't believe
in ghosts, do you?

-Malcolm, please.
-Do you?

Do you mean do I believe in dead people
floating around, saying, "Ooooh!"

Of course not.

But, I mean, an energy, a life force, a
soul that, upon death, separates from the body and inhabits another plane,

crying out to the living in a horrific
wail of unbearable pain? Oh, absolutely.

Dad...

You, yourself, told me that string
theory says there are 11 different dimensions occupying the same space.

So?

So, who's to say we can't be
affected by things we don't see?

What science calls wormholes is actually
matter and energy, mixed together...

All of which points to one stubborn,
undeniable fact... that we are living in a known portal for evil.

And now that we know it, and it knows we
know it, of course it would come back to kill us! And of course it would come back tonight!

You don't have much to say when your
science comes back at you, do you?

Honey?

Reese?

Dewey?

Burglar?

Was that or was that not the sound
of someone looking for his head?!

But you said you'd send a
patrol car 20 minutes ago!

Low priority?!

It's still against the
law to steal, isn't it?

Fine, fine. We'll be here.

Unbelievable.

I get one break
from 7:00 to 7:20.

That break is now over!

Instead of spending it with
my adorable little two-year-old son, I spend it with you!

Lady, I have six warrants for my arrest
and I'm supposed to feel sorry for you?

Lois, I've been thinking about it.
I just want you to know I'm sorry.

I believe in you and what you're doing
here. You're doing the right thing.

Are you drunk?

Chilty as garged.

-Aren't you on the clock?
-But it's a party.

And they invited me, knowing full well
that being wanted is my kryptonite.

Party? So they're all
drinking out there?

Attention, Lucky
Aide shoppers.

Who's gonna come up here
and kiss me right now, damn it?

Oh, my God!

No one cares about the rules!

No one cares about lawbreakers!

Fine! Why am I the only sap?

Since it's complete anarchy,
I am taking my meal break early.

That's right,
I'm overlapping with Joan!

Look at that!

I didn't even line it up right.

So, do I get to go now?

You think you've got some place
more fun that this? Go if you want.

But a bunch of chips and dip
are about to get "damaged," if you know what I mean.

We're gonna eat them.

You know, I think Halloween
really agrees with Jamie.

-He's standing up straighter.
-And he didn't try to pee on that dog.

Is that the old guy
from the egging?

No, that guy had glasses.

No, the first egging.

Huh. Oh, yeah.

-I think he's chasing us.
-Yeah, I guess he is.

We should... try to get away.

Yeah, I guess we
have no choice.

Whew! That was close.

Here you go.

Some hot tea.

Are you warm enough?

I can turn on the defroster.

I'm good, Dad.

I just want to make sure
you're comfortable.

Well, you could have let
me stay in the house.

No, no.

We're safe out here.

Isn't this nice?

Tell me what's going
on in your life.

Got a special girl?

Trick or treat!

Oh, hey.

We're over here!
Got candy in the car!

The kids love this holiday.

If they only knew.

Oh, there you are.

There you go.

Here you go.

And here's...

Would you mind
lifting up your mask?

Great! Just checking.

Thank you. Good night.

God, I hate when they want
to talk about your costumes.

They know what we're here for...
just pay up, so we can go.

Hey, look at that!

The old guy's still after us.

You gotta admire it.

I hope when I'm his age, I still have
enough hate to do what he's doing.

Oh, there's my little tiger!

You are so adorable.

If you boys got him involved
in anything bad, I will...

Mom, relax.

We've just been very
busy getting candy.

I'm sorry. I'm just so frazzled.
I almost didn't make it.

I wasted my whole break sitting
with some shoplifter and no one else even considered coming to help.

I mean, can you believe that?! I'm the
one who suffers and they're the ones who were breaking all the rules.

You know, this one time, I accidentally
accepted a Canadian quarter,

and they took it out of my paycheck,
based on that day's exchange rate.

Yeah, so...

And, you know that when
they deposited that quarter, the rate was way, way lower.

Did I complain?
No, because I'm a team player.

Mom! We've saved you the
best stretch of houses.

They're right
around that corner.

Really? Thank you.

Let's go, sweetie.

Who is that guy?

Dad.

I'm awake!

What are you doing?
Get in the car.

It's okay.

I have proof the murders
never happened here.

Some of the police reports
didn't seem right, so I went to the City Planning Office Web site.

Some time after the murders, they
split up a double lot down the street, and that changed all the addresses.

Look.

That's the zoning map.

The murders weren't here.

All these articles are
about the house next door.

Well, look at that.

Ha! That sucker! Do you know
how much he paid for that house?

Have fun in hell, Peterson!

-Let me see what he got himself into.
-Uh, no, no, no.

The pictures are really graphic;
you shouldn't...

Wait a minute.

That's our wallpaper and...
that's the counter.

Malcolm, their house doesn't look
like this. This is our house.

What is going on here?!

Fine! I made it up because
I'm sick of your insanity!

I dummied up a phony Web
page to calm you down.

So you were gonna let me
think that I was safe?

I wasn't going to sit in the car
with you all night! I'm sick!

-I was protecting you!
-From what, Dad?!

From ghosts?!

Well, I say bring them on.

I hereby summon all
ghosts and goblins.

No, no, no, no.

Come phantoms and spectres from the
gates of Hell, thou are hereby invited.

He's kidding!

That's the kind of
language they respond to.

I challenge ye to
prove me wrong.

Go ahead, rip the skin from our
bones and feast on our innards.

We are lambs for
your slaughter.

Malcolm!

Swallow this house into
the bowels of Hell!

Trick or treat!

Run! Run from this
place and never return!

That guy was good.

Hey, you're right.

The candy you steal off other
kids really does taste better.

I'm telling you. It's the fear.

Trick!

Come on, admit it, geezer.
You're not gonna catch us.

You're just too old and
too slow. Let's go, Dewey.

Wow, look at that.

Could it be any more perfect?

I'm stuck.

Me too.

Boy, call me a prude, but these
pictures of Mrs. Keyes giving birth are not as sexy as I thought.

Well, that one's not bad.

Craig, I want to get some pictures
of Jamie in his costume, so why don't you give me a roll...

Hey, Lois!
I didn't expect you back so soon.

Oh, nice! So now we're invading
our customers' privacy.

Why don't you just open up the
pharmacy files and see what's there?

Been there, done that.

FYI, I wouldn't get too chummy with Mr.
or Mrs. Sanders for four to six weeks.

Excuse me, ma'am.
Can I have a word with you?

Well, I'm glad to see you finally
found the time to show up, Officer. But our shoplifter is long gone.

I'm not here about a shoplifter.

That's her!

Mommy!

Oh, Allison, are you okay?

Yes.

Hands behind your back, ma'am.

What? This is wrong.
You're making a mistake.

Don't worry, Lois. If you
need a character witness at your trial, you got me.

Uh-oh.

Have you boys learned
your lesson yet?

Ha! You stupid old man!
I'll never learn my lesson.

I just want you to
know I'm sorry.

A lot of things were said here
and I know it got out of hand.

I don't want you to
take this personally.

It's okay.

I was out of line, too.

I wasn't talking to you.

-Anyway, Gareth, you should know...
-Dad...

Malcolm, let me work with him.

No. Dad, I know you're afraid,
but you've gotta work through your fear.

Because it leads to this,
and this is insanity.

I mean, okay, we live in a universe
that we can't control or understand and that can be frightening, sometimes.

I have fears, too. But the only
way we can get through our lives is by tamping down those fears.

Because if we don't try to explain
things rationally, the world stops making any sense at all.

Like that moan.

We have to believe there's a perfectly
logical explanation for it. We have to.

Or that.

It could mean whatever we want it
to mean. The important thing is...

That was Jamie, wasn't it.

It sure was.

You okay, buddy?

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