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Oh, my God.
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What?
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Did you see this?
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Look what Jamie wrote.
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Oh, my God.
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He knows his letters.
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There are actual words here.
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I mean, it's crude, and it's not clear what
he's communicating, but Jamie is a genius.
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There's my homework!
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What?
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I do my homework once in a while.
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Malcolm in the Middle - 6.10 - Billboard
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Synchronisation par Mark & Tyno,
Script original par Raceman.
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Forom.com, Life-is-Unfair.tk
& Malcolm-France.com
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Once every six months, Mom wakes us up at 5 a.m., shoves
us into the car and makes us go to the outlet stores.
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I tell you, I am never disappointed in Value Village.
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No other place in the county has
such a selection of irregulars.
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Are these made in some country
where people aren't symmetrical?
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Stop complaining.
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If it weren't for Value Village, most of this family
would have to run around naked.
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That place is all that separates us from the apes.
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Oh, for crying out loud.
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What? I was not! You look great!
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The Paysons Outlet has 48-packs
of paper towels for half price.
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I wish we had more room in this car.
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I knew we should have put the rack on top...
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What's wrong with all of you?
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We're just thinking about all
those towels, honey. I mean...
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You're not the only one who loves a bargain.
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- Come on!
- What are you doing?
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Saving your minds from turning into mush.
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You've been sitting on that
couch watching TV for hours.
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So what? There's nothing else to do.
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There's never anything to do around here.
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Because you have no imaginations, because
you sit in front of that idiot box all day long.
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Your mother's right.
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It's a sad day when three healthy boys can't think
of anything to do with a beautiful Saturday.
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You could take a walk, you could roll a hoop,
you can start a rock collection. There.
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That's three ideas in five seconds.
I hope you're embarrassed.
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You boys have no idea how lucky you are.
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The day will come where you won't be able
to complain about having nothing to do.
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That's right. You'll have responsibilities
and a career and children.
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And then you'll ask yourself,
"Hey, where's my boredom now?"
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All right, all right, just stop lecturing us!
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God forbid those three should
have to make their own fun.
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I hate to admit it, but Mom challenged us to use
our creativity, and I think we're better for it.
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How much time do we have
before the lights come on?
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We've got a few minutes.
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Let's give her crazy eyes, Dracula
fangs, and a giant fart cloud.
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Eh. Feels done.
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We went to all the trouble to get up here.
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Let's really think about...
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Reese!
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What are you writing?
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"I want Reese."
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Come on. You know she's thinking it.
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How are we supposed to get away
with this if you put your name up there?
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Relax. We're miles from our house.
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Nobody here knows us.
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Oh, my God!
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Did you hear something?
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What are you boys doing up there?
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It's Mom!
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How'd she know where to find us?
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I told you she's got tracking devices in our feelings!
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If you two geniuses had ripped them out
like I did, we wouldn't be in this mess!
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- Maybe she didn't see us.
- Reese, Malcolm, Dewey!
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You get down here this instant!
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Missus, I don't know who you are thinking we are.
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Your boys are very different boys than we are being.
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Oh, no!
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Where's the back door on this thing?
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It's a billboard!
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We are so dead!
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This time she'll finish us!
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What are we gonna do?!
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Oh, God! Oh, God!
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Why do billboards have to be so visible?
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Come down now!
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Reese, give me your pocket knife.
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Okay... But if you miss her,
you'll only make her madder.
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What are you doing?
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Hold on. I know that look.
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He's using his brain.
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We can't come down because we are...
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protesting this offensive depiction of women!
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What?!
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What?!
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We've come up here to make
a difference in the world!
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Yeah!
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To speak for women like this one
who can't speak for themselves!
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Yeah, because they're billboards!
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Shut up.
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We're not coming down until women
everywhere get the respect they deserve!
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No matter how long it takes,
we're staying up here!
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Oh, for the love of God. I don't know
who you think you're fooling.
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- It's about time!
- Thank you, boys! - God bless you!
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Oh, no.
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She's talking to the cops.
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Wait, that's good.
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If she gets ahold of us, she'll
have to beat us within the law.
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All these people showing up is
making her madder and madder.
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Why didn't we just climb down right away?
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What were you thinking?
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I don't know. I panicked.
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I want to know what you're
going to do to get my boys down.
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It's a complicated situation, ma'am. We have very specific
guidelines for how to deal with political protesters.
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They're not political protesters.
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Those boys don't give a damn about women's rights!
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If they did, they'd clean up their rooms once in a while!
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This is hooliganism!
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Sorry it took me so long.
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Eight different baby-sitters turned me down.
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Do you know Jamie's on a website?
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Where are the boys?
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I told you.
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Oh, good God!
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I thought it was a metaphor.
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I'm sure you have ladders.
I'm sure you have people who climb them.
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So get one of them up there
and get my children down!
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Ma'am, let me explain something
about the Police Commissioner.
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This is an election year.
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We've had a lot of unflattering
video on the news lately.
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The Chang case, the Jefferson case, the Rodriguez case.
All he has left is the white vote.
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So he's not going to let a bunch of video
cameras tape us manhandling those children.
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But if there's anything else
that we can do for you...
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Yeah, how about you call a cop?
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Sorry, Officer.
It's not you, it's me.
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I have a severe gambling problem.
Lost the house playing Pai-Gow.
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She's a saint.
Would you excuse us a moment?
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Honey, calm down.
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You know what pepper spray feels like.
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Let's just give it an hour or two.
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When these people lose interest and the
crowd disperses, we'll get the boys down.
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That's right, Steven. I'm here at the scene
of this dramatic demonstration...
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In an age of cynicism when it's said that
young people don't care about the important issues...
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These three youngsters seem to have struck a nerve among like-minded
citizens who've had enough of this degrading depiction of women.
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Lois, did you see all the news vans?
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Lyle at Seven told me to get out of his shot.
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He is one handsome man.
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Over here we have the proud mother
of these three young protesters.
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What do you want the nation
to know about your boys?
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No comment.
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So you must be the father?
Can we get some comment from you?
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I, I don't know that
I really want to sound off.
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How do you account for your sons'
extraordinary sensitivity to women's issues?
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Well, Dinah, in our house we
emphasize the rights of all people.
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I've tried to pass along what
I like to call "core values."
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Equality, respect, compassion, nutrition.
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We have something called
the Clean Plate Club.
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What's that cop doing?
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I think he's throwing something.
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Oh my God!
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What is it?
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It's a cell phone.
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Hello.
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Hello.
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Mom?
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Before you say anything, I want you to listen carefully.
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There are a couple ways we can handle this.
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If you come down right now, I can go
as low as three weeks in your room.
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If there's no you get two meals a
day and enough light to read by.
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You should think about this very carefully,
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but you've only got ten minutes until this offer expires.
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Then all bets are off.
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Oh, my God.
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I know.
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She's negotiating.
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She's never negotiated anything before.
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We found a weakness.
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All these people and the TV cameras.
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She must be scared.
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I didn't think this was possible.
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Suddenly, she looks so small.
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People,
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the battle before us may be long,
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but we will not stop
until we end the oppression!
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Women of the world...
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Unite!
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I am their mother, and I say this has gone on long enough!
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Don't you have snipers with
tranquilizer guns or a giant net?!
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- What do I pay taxes for?
- No, the life of a crusader is not an easy one,
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but once that fire is lit, there is no putting it out.
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Feminism must be very important &to your boys.
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Meryl, please! They're not my "boys." They're my children.
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If you feel the need to label them, I'm sorry for you.
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It's high time we showed a national audience...
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This is national?
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... that we're still producing heroes in this
country, and three of them are up there!
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It's your sons, ma'am.
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Well, you're cutting it awfully close.
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I gave you ten minutes, and you've taken nearly nine and a half.
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We decided we're not coming down.
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What?!
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We discussed it as a family.
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See, we figure you're as mad now
as you possibly can ever get.
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We've reached the point where nothing
we do can make it any worse.
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So every hour we stay up here
is another hour of freedom.
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Plus another 30 or 40 supporters added to our fan base.
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Malcolm, let's set aside the fact that you know you've done wrong.
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Let's ignore that you're pretending to have
principles you don't have just to get out of it.
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You have to come down sometime.
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And life is long.
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That's what's nice about being young.
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We really don't think that far ahead.
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This whole thing's been kind of eye-opening.
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If nothing else, we've all had a lesson
on the ephemeral nature of power.
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Power's a funny thing.
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It's when you think you have it that you're in trouble.
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Valid point.
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Historically.
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But on a philosophical level, Mom...
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we've already won.
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We're free.
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And no matter what happens tonight,
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we both know it.
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I think it's getting cold up here.
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I don't think we should do this anymore.
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I don't know who we think we're kidding.
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- We're not going to be able to win this...
- Dewey,
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don't look into her eyes!
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Huh?
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What just happened?
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Damn it.
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I remember my mother, smart as any man,
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down on her knees in the kitchen,
scrubbing that floor 'til it shined.
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- I think I was seven when I made a
promise to myself and to all women... - Hal?
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Yes.
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Oh, my God.
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I saw you on TV tonight, and I couldn't believe it was you,
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but you kept talking and talking and talking.
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And I realized it had to be you.
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Wendy...
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- How long's it been?
- 23 years, Hal.
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You know, I remember the last time I saw you down to the day
and the minute. I can tell you exactly where I was standing...
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Wendy!
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That was so long ago. I've got a whole new life now.
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- You can't just come here and expect...
- Promises were made, Hal.
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And now that I found you, I'm not just gonna go away.
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Look, I know that there are some
issues that probably need resolving...
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Listen, honey, let's get a cup of coffee way over there.
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No. I have an idea.
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Is this going up to the boys?
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Yes, it's some baked goods, some jackets for
when it gets cold... and my phone number.
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Oh, this is wonderful.
246
00:12:22,029 --> 00:12:23,419
You certainly went to a lot of trouble.
247
00:12:23,729 --> 00:12:26,345
My boys are just going to be so appreciative of your kindness.
248
00:12:29,988 --> 00:12:34,309
I think the Green Valley Women's Collective makes
better banana bread than the Feminists for Change.
249
00:12:34,680 --> 00:12:37,826
According to the wrapper, we're the first male hands to touch this.
250
00:12:38,224 --> 00:12:41,568
You know, except for Mom and Dad and Francis and Jamie,
251
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I think this has really brought our family together.
252
00:12:46,539 --> 00:12:47,267
What are you doing?
253
00:12:47,665 --> 00:12:48,029
What?
254
00:12:48,625 --> 00:12:49,420
You know what.
255
00:12:49,817 --> 00:12:51,373
Why do you get the one with the cherry?
256
00:12:51,473 --> 00:12:52,797
I just grabbed one. I don't care.
257
00:12:52,930 --> 00:12:54,486
If you don't care, then let me have it.
258
00:12:54,831 --> 00:12:55,824
I already took it.
259
00:12:55,957 --> 00:12:57,977
Hey, I'm here, too. I want the cherry.
260
00:12:58,043 --> 00:12:59,036
You always do this.
261
00:12:59,202 --> 00:13:00,957
You only want it because I have it.
262
00:13:01,023 --> 00:13:02,282
I don't care what you have.
263
00:13:02,845 --> 00:13:04,534
Reese, you're not the center of everything...
264
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Wait.
265
00:13:08,083 --> 00:13:10,600
Why would they only put a cherry on one cupcake?
266
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This is Mom.
267
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There may be those who will try to drive a wedge between us.
268
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But if we learn nothing else tonight,
we will learn to stand together!
269
00:13:31,248 --> 00:13:32,043
Damn it.
270
00:13:36,369 --> 00:13:39,098
We have a pretty sweet deal up here.
Food, drinks.
271
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Everyone of our needs is being taken care of.
272
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Everyone.
273
00:13:44,095 --> 00:13:46,710
Man, they better stop sending up bran muffins.
274
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Hey! You may want to burn this basket!
275
00:13:51,096 --> 00:13:52,125
How are the books they gave us?
276
00:13:52,557 --> 00:13:56,597
The feminist joke book's a little ham-fisted,
but these fairy tales are interesting.
277
00:13:57,017 --> 00:14:00,658
In this one, Cinderella tells the Prince
he's sapping her woman-strength,
278
00:14:00,659 --> 00:14:04,469
and she pushes him aside to create
a matriarchy with fluid gender roles.
279
00:14:05,426 --> 00:14:08,234
Can you believe these cows
actually think we're on their side ?
280
00:14:08,235 --> 00:14:09,399
We love you, boys!
281
00:14:09,400 --> 00:14:10,582
Right on, sister!
282
00:14:11,122 --> 00:14:12,400
Check out that pig.
283
00:14:13,032 --> 00:14:14,471
You don't have to talk about them like that.
284
00:14:14,752 --> 00:14:16,341
They've been really nice to us.
285
00:14:16,566 --> 00:14:18,237
Yeah, and they really believe in this stuff.
286
00:14:18,440 --> 00:14:19,878
That is such a load.
287
00:14:20,029 --> 00:14:22,494
Every woman down there is just
here because they're jealous.
288
00:14:22,622 --> 00:14:23,265
Of what?
289
00:14:23,529 --> 00:14:25,633
Of the fact that they're not
hot enough to be strippers.
290
00:14:26,415 --> 00:14:30,167
They act like they're all offended, but really
they're just mad about their own giant butts.
291
00:14:30,555 --> 00:14:34,521
Believe me, in their heart of hearts,
every woman wants to be her.
292
00:14:35,375 --> 00:14:37,600
- What about Mom?
- We're not talking about moms.
293
00:14:37,711 --> 00:14:38,750
We're talking about women.
294
00:14:39,081 --> 00:14:40,781
So all women want to be strippers?
295
00:14:41,132 --> 00:14:45,633
There are no women in the world who want to
be doctors or lawyers or anything like that?
296
00:14:45,634 --> 00:14:47,352
Cut the act, Malcolm.
They can't hear you.
297
00:14:48,032 --> 00:14:50,450
Just because they look like dogs
doesn't mean they hear like dogs.
298
00:14:51,498 --> 00:14:52,967
I'm sleeping on the other side.
299
00:14:54,741 --> 00:14:56,326
Come on, I was just being honest!
300
00:14:57,571 --> 00:14:58,497
So whipped.
301
00:15:02,380 --> 00:15:06,112
Where are the heroes who fight for a cause?
302
00:15:06,680 --> 00:15:10,632
Who live by the code of their own moral laws?
303
00:15:10,973 --> 00:15:15,350
Who stand up to tyrants and fight the police?
304
00:15:15,719 --> 00:15:19,897
Like Gandhi and Martin and Bobby and Rosa...
305
00:15:20,500 --> 00:15:23,949
And Malcolm and Dewey and Reese?
306
00:15:24,075 --> 00:15:28,650
And Malcolm and Dewey and Reese.
307
00:15:33,550 --> 00:15:34,915
Reese?
308
00:15:35,575 --> 00:15:37,110
Reese.
309
00:15:40,157 --> 00:15:40,516
Hi.
310
00:15:41,150 --> 00:15:42,681
I've been wanting to talk to you.
311
00:15:43,280 --> 00:15:43,949
Really?
312
00:15:44,102 --> 00:15:45,130
Yeah, sugar.
313
00:15:45,300 --> 00:15:47,448
I had to wait for your brothers to go to sleep.
314
00:15:48,040 --> 00:15:49,600
You don't want to share me, do you?
315
00:15:50,187 --> 00:15:51,145
Everyone's mad at me.
316
00:15:51,531 --> 00:15:53,000
Malcolm and Dewey think I'm a jerk.
317
00:15:53,299 --> 00:15:56,743
You're not a jerk. You're just little.
318
00:15:57,362 --> 00:15:59,403
I think you're cute as a bug.
319
00:16:01,044 --> 00:16:02,298
Do you want me to kiss you?
320
00:16:03,106 --> 00:16:05,440
Uh... yes, ma'am.
321
00:16:12,076 --> 00:16:13,328
Wow.
322
00:16:14,350 --> 00:16:15,850
Damn tootin' wow.
323
00:16:17,700 --> 00:16:20,037
So, will you take off your giant top?
324
00:16:20,497 --> 00:16:22,120
Do you have a giant dollar?
325
00:16:22,121 --> 00:16:24,050
I'll get a whole bunch if you'll come back again.
326
00:16:24,600 --> 00:16:26,915
I'll come back every night if you want.
327
00:16:27,000 --> 00:16:28,124
You're so great.
328
00:16:28,497 --> 00:16:30,139
The girls at school won't even talk to me.
329
00:16:30,450 --> 00:16:36,762
Listen, if they're not willing to talk to you or
dance on a pole, they're not really your friends.
330
00:16:37,000 --> 00:16:37,837
You don't need them.
331
00:16:38,132 --> 00:16:39,071
You have me.
332
00:16:39,458 --> 00:16:40,698
I'm perfect.
333
00:16:41,235 --> 00:16:43,814
I'm the only woman in the world for you, Reese.
334
00:16:44,100 --> 00:16:44,703
You are?
335
00:16:44,964 --> 00:16:45,920
Of course.
336
00:16:46,188 --> 00:16:47,626
I'm 60 feet tall.
337
00:16:47,754 --> 00:16:49,653
My skin is five inches thick.
338
00:16:49,876 --> 00:16:54,396
No matter how creepy and insensitive
and thoughtless you are, you can't hurt me.
339
00:16:55,725 --> 00:16:57,258
That's all I ever wanted.
340
00:16:58,407 --> 00:16:59,675
Why aren't all women like you?
341
00:17:00,599 --> 00:17:03,091
Well, I'm not real, sugar.
342
00:17:03,430 --> 00:17:03,998
Oh, yeah.
343
00:17:04,284 --> 00:17:10,900
You just dreamed me up as a super-sexy way to face
the fact that you're going to live the rest of your life alone.
344
00:17:11,502 --> 00:17:13,830
But that's not for sure, is it?
345
00:17:13,831 --> 00:17:15,486
And you know the saddest part?
346
00:17:15,830 --> 00:17:19,600
You're gonna wake up before you can think
of anything really good to do with me.
347
00:17:20,734 --> 00:17:21,185
Wait.
348
00:17:21,435 --> 00:17:22,640
We can't just give up on this.
349
00:17:23,291 --> 00:17:23,615
Wait.
350
00:17:24,280 --> 00:17:25,000
Don't leave me.
351
00:17:26,044 --> 00:17:27,731
Don't leave me!
352
00:17:30,580 --> 00:17:38,674
Right now the mother of the protesters is with the Police Commissioner,
pleading for her brave boys whose sacrifice continues to inspire so many.
353
00:17:38,930 --> 00:17:40,651
Those boys are like dogs.
354
00:17:40,811 --> 00:17:43,472
I have to get them on their backs
just to reestablish my dominance.
355
00:17:43,650 --> 00:17:47,445
Look, this whole protest thing is a lie anyway.
They don't believe a word of it.
356
00:17:47,748 --> 00:17:50,055
If it's an issue of liability, I'll sign any waiver.
357
00:17:50,175 --> 00:17:51,551
Just get them down here!
358
00:17:51,750 --> 00:17:53,482
Do I appear to look concerned?
359
00:17:53,800 --> 00:17:54,400
What?
360
00:17:55,411 --> 00:17:56,605
Yeah, sure, you look concerned.
361
00:17:56,808 --> 00:17:57,551
Oh, thank God.
362
00:17:58,240 --> 00:18:00,100
My handlers say that I don't pull it off.
363
00:18:00,708 --> 00:18:01,600
Can't do the mouth.
364
00:18:02,311 --> 00:18:04,352
I want those boys down.
365
00:18:04,851 --> 00:18:10,856
Believe me, there is nothing I would like more
than to tear 'em down and crack a few heads.
366
00:18:11,128 --> 00:18:14,500
But in an election year we all have to make sacrifices.
367
00:18:15,240 --> 00:18:18,287
You know, this whole thing brings me
back to my days on the Freedom Ride.
368
00:18:19,253 --> 00:18:21,405
It's fantastic. We're getting an injunction.
369
00:18:21,680 --> 00:18:22,114
What?
370
00:18:22,115 --> 00:18:25,855
The ACLU found a judge who's completely
sympathetic to what your boys are doing.
371
00:18:26,030 --> 00:18:31,079
In two hours, we'll have an airtight court order and
your boys can stay up there for days, even weeks.
372
00:18:36,999 --> 00:18:38,725
Excuse me, I have something to say.
373
00:18:41,540 --> 00:18:45,300
I want the world to know how proud
I am of my boys for making this statement,
374
00:18:45,635 --> 00:18:49,277
despite the wind and the cold and
little Dewey's medical condition.
375
00:18:49,884 --> 00:18:56,450
And I want to thank the Police Commissioner for letting my son
stay up there, even if it means rolling the dice on a diabetic coma.
376
00:18:57,155 --> 00:19:02,730
It's nice to see someone who cares about principles
more than they care about the life of a little boy.
377
00:19:03,400 --> 00:19:04,329
Get 'em down.
378
00:19:14,044 --> 00:19:14,561
Malcolm!
379
00:19:15,000 --> 00:19:15,543
Reese!
380
00:19:16,070 --> 00:19:16,716
Oh, my God!
381
00:19:17,000 --> 00:19:19,495
We'll have you in your mother's
arms in a minute, little Dewey!
382
00:19:19,633 --> 00:19:22,100
No!
383
00:19:22,400 --> 00:19:23,978
Excuse me, are you Hal's wife?
384
00:19:23,979 --> 00:19:24,863
Yeah, this is, uh...
385
00:19:24,864 --> 00:19:26,588
There's something you need
to know about your husband.
386
00:19:26,589 --> 00:19:28,573
We both worked at the Tiger Shop at Macy's.
387
00:19:28,687 --> 00:19:30,442
One night he got me drunk and...
388
00:19:31,133 --> 00:19:33,063
borrowed $400 from me!
389
00:19:33,680 --> 00:19:34,034
What?
390
00:19:34,035 --> 00:19:37,550
He bought a velour suit and faked his
own death to get out of paying me back.
391
00:19:37,551 --> 00:19:39,314
He actually blew up a phone booth.
392
00:19:40,172 --> 00:19:42,810
I figure with interest it comes to about ten grand.
393
00:19:42,915 --> 00:19:43,600
I'm sorry, but...
394
00:19:51,555 --> 00:19:53,318
Hey! Hey, everybody!
395
00:19:53,949 --> 00:19:56,835
You can take us down, but first I have something to say.
396
00:19:59,052 --> 00:20:00,515
I realized something up here.
397
00:20:01,165 --> 00:20:06,180
This woman is beautiful, she's sexy, and
perfect and gigantic, but you know what?
398
00:20:06,687 --> 00:20:07,620
She isn't real.
399
00:20:09,375 --> 00:20:11,704
If she was real, she'd be different.
400
00:20:12,630 --> 00:20:14,838
I know that if I was real,
I'd want people to listen to me.
401
00:20:15,750 --> 00:20:18,100
I'd want people to care about what
I think and not ignore me.
402
00:20:19,600 --> 00:20:21,605
I guess what these protesters are trying to say is,
403
00:20:22,180 --> 00:20:25,993
that women, real women, aren't
that different from regular people.
404
00:20:26,545 --> 00:20:28,550
They want the same things that men want.
405
00:20:28,700 --> 00:20:30,836
Only men don't have to hold a big protest to get them.
406
00:20:32,358 --> 00:20:33,760
And women shouldn't have to either.
407
00:20:41,250 --> 00:20:43,251
Well, I'm very proud of you boys.
408
00:20:43,252 --> 00:20:45,977
Let's go home where I can truly express how I'm feeling.
409
00:20:47,992 --> 00:20:51,259
I've had six hours to figure out all the horrible
things that are going to happen to you.
410
00:20:52,690 --> 00:20:54,215
You, I still have to think about.
411
00:20:58,300 --> 00:21:00,300
Get him to Deaconess Diabetic Center right away.
412
00:21:00,520 --> 00:21:01,864
Dad! Tell them what's going on!
413
00:21:04,420 --> 00:21:06,208
- Tell them I'm not...
- He's fading! Let's go! Let's go!
414
00:21:06,258 --> 00:21:10,808
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