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What happens? Can not you sleep?

No, I have this horrible feeling you forgot something

trash ... gas, the lights ..

Well .. whatever can wait until morning

oh no ..

very good son ..

son, I think you learned your lesson

ok

Thanks Dad

Why I can not stop doing this?

Greg happened to leave my check I asked him to send mail

should cancel the Sunday newspaper subscription

someone always steals

It seems that there is nothing that concerned about these two days

more than fun

Dewey mom going to vomit

God, it's the fourth time

and should be emptied

We're almost there darling

just keep your head in the bucket

only ten minutes more to spend Weekend

a real Indian reservation

Why have casinos?

I do not know son .. but thank god they

And pool with looks great!

Will have a great time!

what a shame that Francis can not be here

oh, do not feel bad about Francis

The suspension was sought that for behavior

Francis will not go anywhere this weekend

Richie I, My family went for the weekend

so I have the house just for me

Justin called Circus and because we to celebrate!

Sorry friend are arrested

Are you kidding? Why?

Were caught trying to steal the giant inflatable panda

Oh no! Would have been great to have!

But you will come, right?

Not sure

this weekend is my operation

How much do you think mom is going to last?

anótame better as "maybe"

heaven, if you buy many chips

uh, here we go!

It's very nice!

Ask the big bed!

I sleep with Malcolm!

Great! I have the big bed to myself!

It's not fair if you want the big bed sleeps with Dewey!

So it was not as stupid fix

boys, sure there's a way just to solve this

Reese and Malcolm Dewey

Take a bath

If someone has to go .. It's now or never

- Can we go swimming mom? - Yes! Can we?

and I think I'll go browse the casino ..

Hal, you have two days to bet!

Why do not you take the kids to the pool ..?

Hal ..?!

They do nothing, only are there!

Stop right there guys ..

no child under 16 goes to the swimming pool without an adult

ok, come with me

Sorry ... no parents, no swimming pool

It's ridiculous! The three know how to swim!

Okay ... we will look at our father's casino

Sorry no children are allowed in the casino

I will not bet I just want to find my father!

Look, I do not make the rules.

You do this only because you hate children!

Not really is just a nice coincidence

Mom did not let us enter to the pool without an adult!

What are we supposed to do?

Do not Know! Use your imagination!

What?! We're on vacation!

Take a walk out there! OK?

There are rocks, lizard ..

So I think I saw an old tire in the parking lot ...

There are children who have no and an old tire to play!

So I do not want to hear Not another word about it!

yes, it's great to be home

ah tell me what happened out there?

Well, We had steak for dinner

OK? "Cream of spinach?

oh, it's a good combination ...

Now, I put it celery salt and vinegar

But oregano is what gives the flavor or tarragon?

Francis, I have to go ..

Okay, pass me with Finley

I spoke with him two times!

Please! We're playing pool and it's my turn

Alright! Get on with your game!

Anyway I have to organize a big party

Yeah! Win again!

No fair! my goalkeeper did not have legs

Hi guys!

Hi Dad, How did it go?

Well, you know, blackjack is a complicated game

have your good and bad times

Good! Who wants to buy a soda?

Too bad you're no longer playing That hand is full of Dieses

What?

Dieses, figures

Okay. There are 6 figures, and were played 18 new, 14 eights, sevens .. 12

and only 2 dieses

The King of Spades and the Queen of Diamonds

Which means ... Well, you can calculate ..

No.. But you if you can!

And that's what matters!

My little genius!

Of course I very much regret what happened.

You have to believe, has been a loss momentary trial for me

I realize now .. to use my son ...

Your minor child

... Yes, my minor child

... Card counting, was wrong

I think what I tried was to find ...

... an activity that both I will enjoy doing together

you know, is in a very difficult age

yeah .. y.. this helps my self esteem

see, I'm not good for sports ... and it makes me feel ...

Special ..

My son and I cook

oh, it's a good idea

We could try that

Lie therefore is expelled from the casino

"Expelled?

oh no, You do not want to do that!

is not going to like good for my wife ..

believe me, you do not want see bother

I'm not driving it, only you

okay, look ..

forget these 3mil dollar you earn

let's pretend this never happened

It's very generous of you ...

.. But still banned.

What?

Oh, well! just give me back my money

Excuse me? What money?

Hey! Listen my friend!

Who said anything about money to?

Thanks

I'm not impressed by this place

You call that breakfast buffet?

Are you kidding? Did not see that mountain made of sausages?

It was incredible!

I think I'll die!

Why nobody stopped me?

in my family, we take the phrase "All you can eat" as a challenge

I will encourage you! Why we will not gamble a bit?

What now?

Where is that because it says in a casino have to bet?

I would rather spend more time with my boys!

oh, Daddy please stop!

Hal!, I did spend 8 hours in the car, listening to your system to win the lottery

And now you tell me not want to bet?

We are surrounded by nature, Lois!

I was thinking we could out for a walk

Okay, what did you do?

What do you mean?

Why avoid the casino?

Well baby, I could sit here and tell you everything

or you can consider me take children

and get rid of them all day

Do not forget the sunscreen

Okay gang!

It found that eh in the lobby ..

.. An old brochure ghost town "El Diablo"

.. just 5 miles away

What is a ghost town?

What do you think? It is a city full of dead people

Can not we go swimming?

can swim at home

Where?!

Vamos! Should be fun!

Look! Have an old factory running ice cream

Let's go!

- What are you doing here?! - What are you doing here?!

Should not be military school?

Should you be using My father's bathrobe?

That .. not important!

These problems in recording friend!

"I'm in trouble?

Yeah! Record problems!

I'm going to tell your mother

no .. I know I'm going to tell my mother!

This toast is mine

the divide

I do not understand ..

according to the map the city would be here

Dad! We are lost!

What seems more ironic?

"- Let the desert guys!" or "- Good idea Dad!

- Hi, Mom. - Dewey!

What are you doing here? Should not you be with your father?

I could not not like me Children who eat ghosts

Do not be ridiculous ghosts do not exist

Except that you could catch if you get on the roof!

Vamos! you are too young to be in the casino

we friends! Try your luck at roulette

oh, maybe get lucky

so Miss, nobody leaves empty handed

oh God! I am ruined!

well, let's play!

Wow! Look at that!

to win the package dream of Champagne " for two

Treatment day Beauty for him and her

followed by a seine and dance

Oh, perfect!

My husband went for a walk and we leave tomorrow!

quiet is valid for 6 months

"6 Months?!

And worked extra hours 6 months to pay for this trip!

Have you ever recommended hemorrhoid cream to a stranger?

Do you want the prize or not?

have much tension in your shoulders

Say it to me ..

Alright guys, let's use our sense of direction

Okay ... there is the sun ..

What does that tell us?

That's hot!

Is that a fence?

Course! See, I told you we are not lost!

So where are we?

Along the fence a clear sign of civilization

I say we go, Vamos!

Vamos!

Wait!

What if we're already in?

Instead of getting out would be

child, sometimes that of you are genius gets annoying

Come on. Let's keep the positive thinking

Listen to that ..

... it's a plane!

There!

Help, help! here! need help!

We are lost!

For crying out loud! Help!

Proceed?

NO GO Property U.S. Army

I can not believe it

Achievement come home spend the weekend with you

I understand ..

It is unfortunate that waste it on my

I found a way to travel free on Internet

You entered the system " Airport Reservation?

no, that's illegal

I enter a chat room and I do passing through a beautiful teenager

I'm Debbie, Blonde, naive and I love summer clothes

Now I have problems at home

Dad is so bad ..

I am going through many changes

All these new feelings that do not understand ..

Wait, Greg. Free Trip ...

Truth

Debbie enters a chat room

Befriends a lonely man

At one time will be willing to pay the trip for a visit

Now I'm after a ticket to Tampa

and make sure you buy open a ticket without restrictions

It will look good in a thong ... but it is not no fool

great!

- I'm thirsty!

Water if some idiot would I had not spent

To write "SOS" in the sand

I see!, I do carry water What is that I am the idiot?

Malcolm, Reese, Calm down

No need to worry about, everything will be fine

and I want you to know, I love that

keep repeating

Fantastic, I'm hallucinating

I see a leopard

Do not be silly

That is a cougar

- Are you all right? - Yes, I think

My God! Where's Dewey?

My God! My God!

He returned to the Hotel!

Well well ... No one is hurt

All is well!

Dad, just burst a Puma!

Despite this

That's not good! The Pumas did not explode!

As far as I see it ...

I did it with the mind

Reese!, That's crazy!

I do not talk like that if your

There must be a explanation

Maybe it was an explosive I let some mining

no, the explosion was very large

Maybe the cougar ate dynamite ..

No, it's ridiculous!

maybe ..

maybe it was a mirage

may be but a mirage does not end on you

I returned it to ... Reese theory

I accept your apology

oh, this feels so good

reads like a celebrity receiving these treatments, but ..

You marry young, have children .. now you can say goodbye to this

Do not eat this pickle, honey

Okay

M.. C.. R.. Y.. C..

Nice try! What is supposed to mean?

Mcryc

is another military term, is the quarter that put the horses

oh yes yes ..

This is nice

Together on Saturday, play crossword

a couple of guys relaxing

Do your parents get along?

- What? - Nothing

Here we go ..

... read and weep

G.. A.. T.. O

eh! you've already got two "cat" excellent

single game with I played cards

so ... if you feel bad vibes Home'd tell me right?

Why?

eh, take it easy cowboy just kidding

ok .. I get along well

your mother is a very strong lady

often discussed at work but I can not be angry with her

you do not have to live with it

you do not understand

What is there to understand? is a controller

May receive support you need at home

How would I know if I sent to military school?

Because you're a spoiled brat!

and I am sure Mcryc ends in K

Look! Is a house!

Yes!

Vamos!

- Hello! - Hello!

They sit at the table! We are ignorant!

Certainly believe we sell them

We lost an exploded Puma Can we use your phone?

sorry, sorry to interrupt but this is an emergency

oh, this is a bit strange

well, I just figure it out ... Run!

We are in a field tests!

That's why I blew the cougar! He was shot!

Are you sure?

Sure enough

we're sorry, we understand that the fence is there for a reason

however, when the cross

we were not sure whether entering or leaving

Son wants to explain the theory ..

no, really

This is a field senior test

and could arrest the three indefinitely

For reasons of national security

You know you have not mentioned?

assumes that this is the best army in the world

and could not even kill

I tell you ... I'm not impressed

Well, the best of this trip ..

.. Is that when you say that no money for holidays

I will be subject with that

hope all been well beyond I bet you and your partner

The truth is handsome!

"I can eat ice cream?

You can eat whatever you want! This is our special night

Hello?

- Dewey

Thank god!

only allow me a call.

pass me your mother you can come to us

Who was it?

wrong

Thanks

My feet are killing me!

Be brave soldiers!

We arrive at dusk but we have plenty of water

we'll be fine

It tells the story Dad again

yes, tell it

okay, the last time

Dewey is tied to a pole in the sun completely covered with honey ..

"Even his eyes?

even his eyes

and oh .. behind that?

A million ants! Hungry ants!

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