All language subtitles for Magnum P.I. s05e17 For Sale Boat.eng

My God!

Hi, Higgins.

You have received some
stolen goods from James Bonig.

I don't know
what you're talking about.

I'm gonna kill him.

Will you stop that?
Hai.

Ice Pick, I told you,
Thomas will get your cash back.

I don't have the money.

I gotta break both your legs.

Get him, Mac!

Right.

Mac!

Just a little lower.

Yeah.

You girls are terrific,
you know that?

Say, did you ever see the
Statue of Liberty or the Washington Monument or the...

Or the overripe American
about to burst?

Kanki.

How the hell are you, buddy?

Betrayed, hurt,
possibly foolish.

You tell me, James.

You know, I really wasn't
sure myself whether or not those diamonds were real.

I mean, I'll tell you what.

You're like a dad to me.

Why don't you let me
make it up to you? Okay?

Not okay.

You have offended
my affection for you and my intelligence.

Come on, it was just
a slight misjudgment.

How was I supposed to
know those diamonds... Silence.

The more you talk,
the more I grow angry.

No man has ever done
such a thing to me and lived.

But you mean
a lot to me, James.

Shoot, you know
how I feel about you, Kanki.

Say, why don't we just
forget this whole silly thing ever happened

and have a cup of sake
and a good laugh?

After I cut off your finger.
It is a great honor.

I don't deserve it.
I don't deserve it, really.

I will return in one hour.

In the meantime,

enjoy yourself

and think about what it means
to betray one who once thought of you as a son.

Sakiko, guess what?

What, Bonig-san?

I don't know how to exactly
tell you this, but...

Well,

instead of money
for those diamonds I sold Kanki,

he wants to give me
you girls instead.

Isn't that something?

You mean, you are
our new master?

Yeah, you got it.

Say, there wouldn't happen
to be another door out of here, would there?

Good.

A few vital statistics
that explain why paradise is called paradise.

There are 326 days
of sunshine each year,

an annual average temperature
of 86 degrees,

billions and billions
of gallons of blue Pacific

and one Orville "Rick" Wright,

who will bet on anything.

Hi, Rick.

Don't "Hi, Rick" me, Thomas.
Just get on the boat and enjoy the day.

And remember,
anybody asks you,

you're a charter member
of the club

and your last
name is Wong.

Wong?
Right.

Come on, Rick.
You're not still mad at me, are you?

I mean, a bet's a bet.
You've got to be gracious about these things.

Gracious?
A 10-point spread on a soccer game?

Well, serves me right for
betting on a dumb sport where I can't pronounce the names

and they play
with their feet.

I hope you don't
catch nothing.

Hi, guys.

Hi, Mr. Wong.

Could you hand me down
my tackle and my cooler, please?

A bet's a bet.

Mac.

Mac.

Mac!

I'll be right back!

You're history.
You're dead meat!

Leave master alone.

Come on, Rick,
stop it.

Get away,
leave him alone! - Get me out of here!

Stop it.

Rick, what a coincidence.
I haven't seen you in...

Five weeks.

Yeah, I guess that's
what they mean by absence making the heart grow fonder.

Fonder?

Come on, stop it!

Let me go,
I'm gonna kill him.

Stop it!

You're not still mad
about that little...

Congratulations.

You just won dinner for two
at Honolulu's famed King Kamehameha Club,

courtesy of Rick Wright.
No, I'm not mad.

Why should I be mad?

Cut it out.

Will you stop that?
Hai.

Look, I can explain
the whole thing.

Mac, come on.
The raffle winners identified your picture.

They said you called
yourself Floyd, Orville's brother.

Yeah.

But are you gonna be happy
when I tell you the whole thing. Now, look...

Happy? Happy?
A hundred tickets? Two hundred dinners?

Yeah. I kept
the concept small.

Look, I know how
exclusive that club is.

Very exclusive,
and very scared of bad PR.

I mean, Higgins and the board
not only made Rick honor the tickets,

they made him
pick up the tab.

Three grand.

Gee, that's great!

Great, huh? Great?

Yeah, 'cause I happen
to have sold six grand worth of raffle tickets.

All of which you can write off
on your taxes, by the way.

Now, how's that
for doubling your money?

And the profits from the
dinner winner contest

went to buy some grateful
shut-ins in Long Beach a color television set.

A 13-inch?

Six grand for a 13-inch
color television set?

With a remote control.

Okay, okay, I had
some administrative and travel expenses,

but I can come up
with the receipts.

You just come up
with my money.

I can't believe you take that
attitude, Rick. Okay, fine.

Hey, listen, I'll gladly
take the deduction

and I'll give you back
your measly three grand in five days.

Mac.

Now look,
just listen to me for a minute, okay?

I'm down here today
to set sail for Maui,

where I'm going
to sell that.

Then I'm gonna fly to Frisco,
where I'm gonna buy a Japanese restaurant

for Sakiko
and her sisters.

And I guarantee you
there'll be at least three grand change from that.

That boat?
- Yep.

- Those girls?
- Yep.

Nope. I'm not
gonna stay here and listen to this.

Because none of it's
gonna be true. And all that can happen is trouble. No.

I'm leaving.

I'm going around that corner
and I'm going to spend the day fishing,

even if I do have
to answer to Wong. I don't care. Bye.

Wait!

Wait!

Bye, Mr. Wong.

Wait, guys!

What a tragedy.
You know, Leeann really loved me.

Maybe too much.

Anyway, for the two years
the relationship lasted, it was a beautiful one.

You know, she had oil wells
in her back yard, literally.

She bought me a Porsche,
she bought me a beach house, this boat.

And I blew it.

How could you blow it?

Well, Leanne found me

in a compromising situation
with another lady.

Couldn't you explain?

Well, of course I did.
It was perfectly innocent, really.

I was merely demonstrating
a little-known technique for curing the hiccups,

and Leeann understood that
and everything was fine

until she caught me
demonstrating that same technique

with a blonde
in the beach house and a brunette in the Porsche.

Yeah, and these three
on the boat.

No, no, no.
These girls are my crew.

Anyway, Leeann
gave me the yacht for old times' sake,

but cash wins out
over sentiment.

So tomorrow I leave Maui
with 115 in cash and pay you your three grand back.

Wait a minute.

You gotta be kidding.

Mac,

this is worth
twice that much.

Not to me.
I don't like boats. I'd rather have a restaurant.

Mac, you don't have
to give it away.

I mean,
with a setup like this, you can go into business

and make twice as much
as a Japanese restaurant.

What kind
of a business?

Well,

I guess it's
a dumb idea.

You mean, like a charter boat?
You mean rent it out to fishermen,

like the King Kamehameha II?

Rick, you're dreaming.
This tug's way out of your league.

I mean, unreal upkeep.

You got maintenance,
you got supplies,

docking fees,
these girls' salaries.

The girls get big money?

Well, relatively speaking,
they work pretty cheap,

but see, Leeann
signed them to an ironclad one-year contract,

and whoever buys the boat
has to honor it.

I'll take them.
I mean, it.

$150,000,
20 down.

Rick, I'm not
making offers here. The boat's sold.

Hey, the deal
isn't sewed up yet.

You still owe me
three grand, remember.

Well, then, give me
147 cash and it's yours.

Thank you, sweetheart.

Look.

Rick, I really appreciate
what you're trying to do, but it just won't work.

I mean, you and me, well,
we're just not the right types for this kind of life.

You know what I mean?

Why not?

Well, let me put it
to you this way.

On the one hand, you have
the kind of business mind

that sees an opportunity
and takes the big risk.

But he has that knack
for seeing his destiny on the horizon,

setting his course,

never ever falling
asleep at the helm.

You and me, we just
like to sleep too much.

No.

I'm...

I am that kind of guy.

I just never
had the chance to prove it.

Okay.

Okay, Rick.
Okay.

Now, I'm going to
need 30 grand down on this restaurant.

Can you come up with 30
and $1,500 a month?

I'll talk to the bank, Monday.

Monday. See, Monday.

Monday. See, you lose your
financing and I lose the Maui deal and the boat.

No, why don't we just
forget it. I can see you're just way over your head.

No. I'll have
the money tomorrow.

I just have to talk to
a couple of investors.

Investors? Magnum's not
going to put any money in this boat.

Not after the way
he walked off.

I'm not talking about Thomas.

Well, who then?

Why me?

And more to the point,
why you?

You don't even like water.

I like money.

Everybody does.

It's more to it
than that, Ice Pick.

It's like
I'm seizing my opportunity.

It's like taking
the big risk.

You know, it's like I see
my destiny on the horizon.

And I never, never
want to fall asleep at the helm.

Norman Vincent Peale?
Oh, Dale Carnegie?

I don't know those guys.

I want to go into business
with you.

Twenty grand. I'll give you
a quarter interest.

Not me.

A third?

No investment.

But I'll make you a straight
simple interest loan.

$20,000 at 25%.

Okay.

First payment,
next Friday.

And you got to start dating
my daughter Hilda again.

Anything.

Ricky.

You know,
I love you like a son.

I'd hate to have
to punish you.

T. C: Ice Pick.

Ice Pick?
You let yourself get in hock to Ice Pick?

T.C., can't you see
that I'm busy trying to open for business?

Business?
What business? There's no one here.

Well, there will be.
Mac and I closed the deal late last night,

and I just got here.

And you know,

it's too bad that you
didn't have the foresight to get in on the action.

Well, I guess that's
the story of my life. Not enough foresight.

Go ahead, make fun. But when
the word gets out, I'm gonna be fighting them off.

Well, looks like word got out.

Oh.

Girls.

Girls, pop open
a bottle of champagne. Our first customers are here.

Yes, sir,
can I help you?

This the Miss Leeann?

You are now looking
at The Wright Stuff. Rick Wright. I'm the owner.

Uh-huh.

You didn't happen to buy
this boat from a Jim Bonig?

Uh-huh. Why?

I've got a bill of sale.

No, you've
got a problem.

You were had, Captain.

Homer Knowlton,
US Marshals Office.

The Miss Leeann
is now impounded.

She belongs to the
South Seas Travel Service, out of Long Beach.

Bonig rented her for 12 hours.
Forgot to bring her back.

Everybody off the boat.

Wait a minute.

I'm sorry.

Now, girls.

Returning once again
to the attributes of paradise,

namely, it never goes away.
There's always another shot.

Another shot
at that perfect day.

Another shot at my
deep sea fishing trip,

and this time I wasn't going
to let Rick or any of his petty little problems stop me.

T. C: It's not that bad, Rick.
It's not worth it.

Thomas, am I glad you're here.
Rick just tried to end it all.

No, I didn't.
I slipped.

Great. I'm going fishing.

No, I'm not kidding, man.
He's in serious trouble.

Sorry, I warned him.

Hey, man, I'm talking about
trouble with a capital "T" and that stands for Ice Pick.

I thought they
were close.

They were,
until Rick lost 20 grand of his

and 10 grand of his own
to Mac.

Mac? Now, how did...
I don't want to know. I just want my day on the boat.

No, man, I am serious.

Mac left for San Francisco
with the bread and left Rick here for shark bait.

Now, how do you know Mac
went to San Francisco?

Because I drove him
to the airport.

Dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb!

No! No!

Dumb!

Wait a second.

Wait a second.

You want me to go
to San Francisco and get Mac back.

Well, actually,
he has a little more at stake than I do.

I mean, I didn't make any
dumb investments. Dumb investments?

Please, Thomas.
I'm a dead person.

Rick, if you're so busted,
how am I gonna get there? I don't have the money.

Okay, I'll spring
for airfare.

And expenses?

What are friends for?

Great, I'll leave tonight,
after...

Goodbye, Mr. Wong.
See you next time.

On second thought,
why don't I just leave right now?

You ought to be proud
to have a friend like him.

And you too, T.C.
You guys are the best buddies that a person can have.

I want to thank you.

Of course,

it ain't gonna
do any good.

I'm gonna die anyway.

Come on, cheer up, Rick.

Could be worse.

How?

Rick-san,
we are ready.

Rick-san, we are ready.

Ready for what?
Go on home.

Rick-san,
you are our home.

Ladies, look,
the con is over. Now, beat it.

You are angry.
You wish a massage?

I wish you
to get lost.

Wait a minute.
I get it.

Mac didn't pay
you off, right?

Well, forget it,
'cause you're looking at one broke guy, so...

Pay?

Rick-san,
you own us. No pay.

What are they
talking about?

Bonig-san, old master.

He say we on
permanent loan to Rick-san.

Oh, no.
T.C., you got to help me.

I already helped you.

I kicked in for airfare
and expenses so that Thomas could get your money back.

Now, I've got to split,

go to my job,
and try to get some of my money back.

See you.
Wait a minute.

What am I gonna do?
Do?

T. C: Oh, do.

I don't know.

But...

Look, Rick, you can come up
with something. I mean,

you take three helpless,

naive, misinformed
young ladies,

who are being mistreated
by the cold, cruel world.

Surely, there must
be a champion for them somewhere.

Oh, my God!

Hi, Higgins.
Want a massage?

What are you doing here?

Who are these women?

Where's Magnum?

Magnum?

Shh.

Magnum,
come out here immediately.

Oh.

Oh, oh.

My sister
loves little room that make rain.

Quite.

What the bloody blazes
is going on here?

Higgins.
Sakiko, Tuzuei,

and your friend
in the shower is Tamiko.

I have the great pleasure
of owning these chicks.

You own them?
Mmm-hmm.

I demand to know
Magnum's whereabouts.

He went to find Mac,
who sold me these here babes.

You see, I thought
I was buying a boat,

but Mac
went to Frisco and...

Get out of here at once.

Wait a minute, Higgins.

Thomas told me that we could
stay here for a few days once you heard the problem.

Problem? Problem?
What problem?

I just don't have
enough room at home for all of my slaves.

I am disgusted and ashamed
as a Western man at your lack of moral character.

How dare you, as a civilized
man, presume to...

To own their services?
Stop that. Get out now.

I guess you won't be
wanting that massage.

Out.

All right.
But then where, Higgins?

Immigration?

What about immigration?

Exactly what I said.
These girls are illegals.

Which means that
they'll be sent back to their former owner.

But if that's
the way you want it...

Tamiko.

When did you say
Magnum would be back?

He better be back tomorrow
or none of it's gonna make any difference.

Well,

if there's no chance
of them staying here,

I guess I'll just have to
make room upstairs for them

in the club
or something.

Well, of course,
I can't allow that.

Well, I suppose they can
stay here for the time being.

Hopefully, my fluency in
Japanese will facilitate a rapid deprogramming.

And then I shall begin their
enlightenment as to Western democratic philosophies

regarding human rights.

Until Magnum
brings back Mac. Precisely.

It please you that we
stay here, Rick-san?

Sakiko, you don't have
to please me anymore.

Higgins-san
is your master now.

They do not have a master.

Sakiko-san...

Boy, you sure got
a way with words.

T.C., I want a shower

and something to eat
beside lemons.

Plus, I've only had
three hours sleep in an airport lounge.

What's wrong with the hotel
I got you? The Bridgeside Inn?

There's no Bridgeside Inn
in San Francisco.

Of course not.
It's in Salinas.

Never mind that.
Sleep is sleep. Death is forever.

Did you find Mac?
- No.

That's it.
I'm in the archives.

Rick, you're not in
the archives. I traced Mac to a podiatrist's office.

He just skipped to Tahoe
before I could nab him.

Go to Tahoe.

I guess you better
book me a car to Tahoe.

Ultra-luxury, luxury, economy,

demi-economy, compact,
sub-compact

or our cut-rate special?

Cut-rate special.

I would have figured you
for at least the demi-economy.

Lemon?

Got some paying customers
coming to the office.

Moonlight in Maui.

See you later.

Bye.
Yeah, bye.

Judging from your telephone
conversation, we have something in common.

You see, I, too, have
much to discuss with the man you call Mac.

Who are you?

What do you want?

You have received some
stolen goods from James Bonig.

Property of my Uncle Kanki.

Three young ladies.

I don't know
what you're talking about.

This is Yakira. For many years
he was a master chef in Tokyo.

At what I believe you call
a Japanese steak house?

Where are the girls?

What makes you think Mac
left the broads with me?

Well, you see, Mac left us
in somewhat of a hurry.

He even forgot his clothes.

Oh, and this.

"Congratulations.

"You have won dinner for two
at Honolulu's famed King Kamehameha Club.

"Courtesy of
Orville Wright, Manager."

Stop.

Stop this instant, please.

Leave this room, now.

The rain is falling
for you, Higgins-san.

I am ready to wash your back.
- No.

Sakiko, in America, in most
all of Western civilization, we have a curious tradition.

We bathe alone.

Then how you
wash your back?

Sakiko, please.

Take your sisters away
and wait for me in the study.

We will begin
our lesson shortly.

You are unhappy.

It is a dishonor
not to please master.

But I am not your master.

You are your own master and
you may do anything you wish. Do you understand?

We understand.

Splendid.

Higgins-san, would you like
your breakfast before little room of rain or after?

Yes, operator,
person to person. Collect.

Yes, that's right,
Theodore Calvin.

Who? Oh, who. This is...

Hello, Dad? Yeah, I've been
meaning to call you, but I...

Hi, T.C.

T. C: Magnum, where are you?

Tahoe.

Did you find Mac?

No, I didn't find Mac
and I'm afraid

Rick has just run out of luck.
He's gonna have to go to Ice Pick and explain.

I mean, I am not
going to run around

from airport to airport,
tracking down leads,

renting cars,
borrowing phones.

You've got to.

Why? Give me one
good reason why.

Because it's more
than Ice Pick.

Rick's in real trouble now.

With who,
his daughter Hilda?

Worse. Yakuza.

They roughed him up
real bad last night looking for the girls.

Is he okay?

Yeah, after about
three hours in emergency.

But those chumps are gonna
try to jack him up again,

so you've got to try to find
Mac and straighten things out.

Well, Mac did stop here
briefly to see a ski instructor,

but she said he went
to Long Beach.

Long Beach? Say, maybe there
really is a lady named Leeann.

You've got to find Mac.

Well, I'll try.
Could you send me some...

Linda,

could you book me a car,
Long Beach?

Ultra-luxury, luxury, economy,

demi-economy, compact,
sub-compact

or the cut-rate special?

I'll have the demi-economy.

You sure?

Yeah. Demi-economy.

Okay.
It's up to you.

Frankly, you could have
gotten the same car with the cut-rate special.

Lemon?

No man
may possess you,

and no man has the right

to deny you
freedom of choice.

This was first guaranteed by
the Magna Carta in 1215 and...

Please, Higgins-san.

Your sisters are
not following the English text?

Oh, no, they understand words
but not the meaning.

If we are free
to make our own choices,

then why do you say
we are not free to serve our master?

Sakiko, it rather defeats
the purpose of freedom

if one freely chooses
to be enslaved.

In your free West,
it is good to dishonor one's father?

Certainly not.
Why do you ask?

When we were young,
Kanki, great man of Tokyo,

saved our father's honor
by giving him land and money.

As payment, he take
three girl children, be our master.

Good, yes?

You happy with
the arrangement?

It is great honor
to serve owner who is Yakuza.

And it is happiness
to honor dead father's wishes.

If we now say
we are not owned,

it is saying
that he did wrong.

Your father did do you
a disservice, Sakiko. I'm sorry.

I'm sure he saw no harm
in the transaction, but...

Excuse me.

Zeus, Apollo, stay.

I demand to know
what you're doing here.

I was most emphatic
in asking you not to...

My God,
what on earth happened?

A couple of master chefs
tried to stir-fry my fingers.

Yakuza, no doubt.
- How'd you know?

Well,
they're after the girls,

so we thought
we better get over here and check things out.

I assure you they'll be
quite safe here with me and the lads.

Yeah, well, the guy
that Mac stole them from in Tokyo is...

Yes, Kanki.
Evidently he's very powerful and feared.

That's great.
That is just great.

Thomas goes halfway
across the mainland tracing Mac,

and by the time he gets back
it's not gonna mean anything anyway.

Higgins-san?
Please forgive.

We would like to hear
more Western freedom lesson,

if you would honor us
as teacher.

Yes. Yes,
very good, Sakiko.

Go and review your material
on the Magna Carta.

T. C: The Magna Carta?

Why are you telling them
that stuff, Higgins?

Why don't you tell them about
the Emancipation Proclamation,

the Declaration
of Independence?

One must begin
with the origins of democratic principle.

Those documents are simply
ambiguous restatements

of the Magna Carta philosophy.

In your opinion.

And my opinion is
the only one that matters in this instant.

Now, please go before
you bring them down on the very ones

you want to protect.

- Go.
- Higgins-san?

Please do not be offended.

But if Western freedom
such a wonderful thing,

then why you get mad
at each other about it?

T. C: The Magna Carta.

I bet you he tells them
he was there at the signing.

Look, get me downtown,
will you?

I got to see Ice Pick
and I got to see him fast.

Ice Pick? Asian hoods
aren't enough for you?

Will you cut it out?
I told you before, Ice Pick's not a problem.

As a matter of fact,
I'm gonna ask him to protect me from the Yakuza.

He will.
I mean a lot to that old guy.

He's a lot like my dad.

Hi.
- Hi.

Donny, right?
No, Thomas.

Thomas? Well,
that's nice. Strong.

It's not intimidating.
I like it. Come in.

I'm looking for Leeann.

Well, you've got her.

You can change up there
while I put on your tapes.

What do you use,
audio or video?

I think you have me confused
with someone else.

You mean you're not Donny,
the aerobics instructor

who's come to
work on my legs?

No, my name's Thomas.

If you leave quietly,
I won't have to call the police.

You don't understand.

I do understand that you came
in here trying to impersonate an aerobics instructor.

I'm not impersonating
anybody. I'm a friend of a friend of yours.

Who?
Jim Bonig.

I don't know
any Jim Bonig.

Neville Thompson?

Joe Travis?

I'm gonna give you
until a count of three.

I call him Mac.

One...
No, you have to know him, he's about this tall.

...two...
He's got an impish smile.

He said you gave him a boat.

Eddie?
Yeah, Eddie!

Why didn't you say so?
Well, come in. Sit down.

Yeah, he was just here.
Oh, he was?

Uh, do you know where he went?
It's very important that I get in touch with him.

Yeah. Yeah, he was trying
to outrun this guy.

You're not gonna
believe this.

This guy, this
supposed friend of his...

What did he call him?
It was like a gun. Uh, Derringer or something.

Anyway, poor Eddie brings
these three orphan girls over to Hawaii from Japan

where he tries
to get them adopted. And this guy...

I wish I could
remember his name. It wasn't Winchester...

Magnum.

Yeah. Yeah, that's it.
Why, do you know him?

Well, yeah, sort of.

Well, anyway, this creep,
Magnum, he tries to get these girls deported.

Just because
he's jealous of Eddie.

Jealous of Eddie?
Yeah.

Well, it happens
all the time.

Anyway, so he had
to have the boat

to prove that he was
this upstanding citizen

and was able to take care
of these girls until he could get them adopted.

So, you gave it to him.

Yeah. Well, he
paid me almost half of what it was worth.

Anyway, if you want to
find him, you'll have to go to Hawaii.

You see, there was this,

this other
little misunderstanding.

You see, the Marshals
have the boat.

Yeah, but I called them
and they're gonna hand it over to him.

Hmm. Hawaii.

Well, wait.
Where are you going?

Hawaii.

Does this mean that
you're not going to work on my legs?

I gotta break
both your legs.

Oh, but nice clean breaks.

But you know my boys.

They're experts.

Ice Pick, I told you,
Thomas will get your cash back.

Right now,
I need your protection.

Right now,
you need 25 G's.

I thought we sort of had
a father-and-son relationship.

I even took Hilda out.

That's another thing.
She said you got fresh.

Ice Pick, I swear I wasn't.
I wouldn't touch her. She's a...

I want the whole thing.

It's an unprotected loan.

You get it by Friday,
no problem!

You don't...

Now, wait a minute...
You wait a minute.

I gave you
what you asked for.

You let me down.
Now, that hurts.

Rick, I can't show
any favoritism.

It's bad for business.

Don't worry,
I'll pick up the hospital bills.

Yeah, well what about
my airfare? Where?

Where? Home.
I want to go home.

Don't worry.
I'll put it on T.C. 's card.

What I want to know is,
did you find Mac?

No. But I found Leeann.

She's not gonna save me
from Ice Pick and the Yakuza.

Maybe she is.
How, how?

Look, calm down, Rick.
I think your troubles are over.

My life is over.
No, it's not.

Mac was here. He saw Leeann.
And he bought the Miss Leeann back from her.

With Ice Pick's and my money.

But don't you see,
that means he's coming back for the boat.

See, Leeann called
the Marshals' office, she dropped the charges,

and then she gave them
permission to release the boat to Mac when he gets in.

Well, then that means
that Mac's also coming back for the girls.

Hopefully.
Thank God. I got a shot at living.

I'm gonna kill him. Bye.

$69.95 for a demi-economy?

Yes, but that includes
gas, mileage,

a stereo cassette player and
a free Julio Iglesias tape.

Yeah, but the other girl said
you get the same thing with the cut-rate special.

Oh, but with the
cut-rate special you don't get the stereo cassette player

and the free
Julio Iglesias tape.

Oh.

Don't forget
your lemon, sir.

I bet he won't
even let us in.

He's got to.

Mac's gotta come here
looking for the girls, and when he does,

that's when we nab him.

Yeah, but even if
you get the boat back,

how will you pay
Ice Pick by Friday?

That's what I'm hoping that
Higgins'll let me talk to Robin Masters about.

Dream on.

Quite.

What is going on?
How dare...

Please don't be alarmed,
Mr. Higgins.

We're friends of Rick's.
Nagosho, remember?

And,
of course, you... Yeah, Yakira. I know.

Higgins, don't reach
for the phone.

We're quite positive
that our girls hide on this estate.

Please.

Save us the trouble
of searching for them.

I have never seen
such a craven display of cowardice in my entire life.

He wasn't going to slice
and dice your fingers.

What are a few digits
compared to one's honor

and the safety of
three helpless girls?

And Mac.

Besides, we don't know
for sure that he was taking them to the boat.

Well, anyway, that's probably
the first place they're gonna look for them.

Nevertheless...

What's that?
A ringing telephone.

I know that.
They cut the lines.

There are no lines
on a cordless.

That's great.
We're in no position to answer it anyway.

No, not us.
Zeus, Apollo, phone!

Higgins, Higgins?

Yes, Magnum.
Are you back?

Well, that's all relative,
Higgins. I'm just half back. I'm at the airport.

The same airport where
Rick and T.C. Were supposed to pick me up.

They can't.
They're indisposed.

You might say
they're tied up at the moment.

Well, so am I,
doing Rick's favors.

Well, I'm afraid you're going
to have to do one more.

To make a long story short,

Mac and the three girls
are probably at this moment at the Miss Leeann.

Good. They can have it.

And Rick can go
get Mac himself.

He would if he could.
You see, Magnum, we're all tied up

by those two Yakuza chaps,
who at this moment are on their way to the Miss Leeann

to kidnap
those three homeless waifs.

Magnum, you must
go there and stop them.

Well, yeah, but...
You must. We'll be there as soon as possible.

As soon as Zeus
unties my bonds.

Meanwhile, you must save them.

But, Higgins,
I don't have a car, I don't have a gun.

Higgins.

Oh, lemon, sir?

Yes.

One of the other
attributes of paradise is that it's home.

I mean, there's nothing wrong
with San Francisco or Lake Tahoe or Long Beach.

All nice places.
But, after all, there's no place like home.

Except at moments like these.

Long Beach,
Tahoe and San Francisco seem a heck of a lot safer.

Sakiko, take
your sisters away.

Sakiko, now.

Or you will be punished.

Better do what he says,
sweetheart. I'll be okay.

Magna Carta!

Get him, Mac!

Right.

Mac!

Nice work, girls.
- Thanks.

When Abraham Lincoln
sign Magna Carta,

he make
girl children free.

You tell Kanki we stay here
in free West, work on our boat.

Because you, dear chap,
are trespassing.

Hey, Thomas, I found him
doing the dog paddle down the dock.

Boy, am I glad
you guys showed up.

I was just on my way
to call the cops.

In the water?
Where's my money?

Uh, Rick...
Money?

Yeah. Because of you,
my credit card has been strained to the limit.

As is my patience.
Talk, Mac.

Okay, okay.

How dare you sell Rick
these poor, defenseless girls?

Sell them?
Come on.

What kind of a sleaze
do you think I am?

Is this multiple choice?

Guys, guys, guys.
Look, the whole truth of the matter is that

I sneaked these girls
away from this big Yakuza guy in Tokyo.

I mean, after all,
I've known them since they were little kids.

What kind of a life
was it gonna be anyway for these girls?

I mean, later on,
slaves to gangsters...

How utterly
altruistic of you.

Get to the money part.

Well, I wanted
to get these girls their freedom.

But, once I found out
that Kanki's boys were after me, well,

I figured the only safe
thing to do would be to leave the girls with you all

while I went out
and tried to get back the Miss Leeann from Leeann.

With my money.
And Ice Pick's.

Oh, don't remind me.

Figuring that once
I did that, the girls would have their job,

you could get your
investment back, I could make a buck or two

and everybody would
live happily ever after.

And you didn't tell me you
were gonna go into hock to Ice Pick. That wasn't very bright.

Anyway, now that
everything's resolved, she's all yours.

And you can
get your money back and pay off Ice Pick.

And me.
And you.

And me.
And you.

And them?

Well, they're gonna
work on the boat.

I mean, I figure as
long as they got jobs, immigration's no problem.

And me, well,
I just figured I'd be moseying along.

Mac.

Mac, why?

I mean, why did you try
to pull something so dangerous?

So big? Why?

Magnum, I'm glad
you asked me that question.

You know, I really
don't know why.

Unless it's because,
well, maybe I just want to be the kind of guy

that sees the opportunity
and takes that big risk.

The kind of guy that...

Hey, Mr. Wong!

How you doing, buddy?
Sees his destiny on the horizon,

sets his course,
and never, ever,

ever falls asleep
at the helm.

An opportunity
you won't be able to pass up.

Now, come on, come on.
Couldn't we make a deal or something?

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