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And it was a brand-new,
custom-built surfboard.
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It couldn't have been in
the car more than 10 minutes...
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while we were back
on the beach picking up the rest of our stuff.
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I keep telling you kids
to watch out for your belongings.
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You'll have to make a report
at the sheriff's station, and I'll keep my eye out for it.
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- Uh, what was the value?
- It made a $110-hole in my father's bank account.
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Grand theft.
Well, we'll see.
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[ Gidget Narrating ]
I didn't think Casey had a very bright chance...
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of locating my board
from his motorcycle,
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so Larue and I
beat it back to the beach and formed our own posse.
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Look, this shoreline
stretches all the way to Canada,
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and just a second ago
I thought I saw a Mountie.
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Besides, maybe the crook
headed for Mexico. I know, but I--
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Listen, Casey said stop by
the sheriff's station.
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So why don't we stop by
the sheriff's station?
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Okay.
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Look!
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"Zangara will blind
the evil eye."
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My gosh! Not that.
The board.
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With a "For Sale" sign on it.
How do you like that?
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They've hotted up
my surfboard.
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Well, you better make
real sure it's yours.
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I don't dig
this evil eye bit.
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[ Jazzy Pop ]
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If you're in doubt
about angels
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Being real
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I can arrange to change
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Any doubts you feel
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Wait till you see
my Gidget
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You'll want her
for your valentine
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You're gonna say
she's all that you adore
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But stay away
Gidget is spoken for
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You're gonna find
that Gidget is
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Mine
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Hey!
What you want?
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- The board.
- You, uh, have money?
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- Well, it's my surfboard.
- You crazy. Crazy. Go away. Go away.
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- Go away!
- It has my name on it. It's got my name on it.
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Go away! I'll show you!
Grab it!
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Drop it!
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See? My name.
I told you.
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This is my own
personal property. Somebody stole it from me.
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No yours!
No one steal!
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Uh-- See?
See? "Gidget."
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That's my name. Bring back! Bring back!
Bring back!
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- Let's cut out!
- Bring back! Stop!
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You bring back,
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or you have very bad luck.
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I push hex on it!
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What'd she say? She's gonna put
the whammy on it.
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Maybe you better
talk it over. Are you dinghy? It's my board!
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- You bring back!
- If I bring anything back, it'll be a policeman.
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Oh! Policeman!
Oh!
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Avezuba.
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Devil wing. Master!
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Overturn her head!
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All fortune bad.
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No peace, no success...
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until she bring back it!
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Avezuba.
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Curse she as I curse she,
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and give no place to hide.
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[ Both Scream ]
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Oh. Looks like
we're home safe.
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I probably scared her.
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You scared her? When I mentioned
about the policeman.
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Or why else didn't King Kong
chase after the board?
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Maybe because she whammied it.
Nobody would want a whammied board.
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You think this board
is whammied?
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I didn't say I think so.
I said he thinks so.
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I don't see how anybody
can believe such dumb junk.
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I want my balloon!
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You ought to be ashamed
of yourself, taking a toy from a helpless child!
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It was just an accident.
I'm sorry, little boy--
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Oh! Don't you dare
strike this child!
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Oh!
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He certainly is
a sore loser!
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You'd think I did it
on purpose.
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It's beginning.
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Don't be a bat!
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Oh!
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[ Gidget Narrating ]
Superstition is the refuge of small minds,
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and I let my buddy-girl Larue
clearly know I thought so.
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She didn't hear a word.
All she kept saying...
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in an absolutely
exasperating manner was--
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Be careful.
You got to be careful.
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Will you quit that! [ Thud ]
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Oh, Larue.
I'm so sorry.
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- I told you.
You wouldn't listen. - What'll your parents say?
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Well, I'll tell them about
the curse and everything. It wasn't your fault.
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It was my fault,
and I'll pay for it out of my allowance.
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- Just be careful.
You got to be careful! - You got to be careful.
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Yeah.
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[ Gidget Narrating ]
It's not that I was buying
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Avezuba, devil wing
and all that bozzle,
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or that the curse
of the Malibu witch was beginning to grab me.
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But I figured it couldn't hurt
to take Larue's advice and be a little careful...
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since things did, frankly,
seem to be coming a bit loose at the seams.
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Daddy, dinner's ready.
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I'm serving the salad. What are we having?
I'm starved!
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Broiled steaks.
And I'll bring you out some hot coffee right away.
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Honey, make mine
iced coffee, will you?
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Okay, Daddy.
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[ Screams ]
Daddy!
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No, not water!
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Get some salt. Salt.Okay! Here!
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A lot of salt.
A big box of salt.
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Here-- Here it is.
Here-- Here it is.
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Uh--
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You must've gotten the steaks
too close to the flame.
111
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Still, I never knew
it to do that before.
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I don't understand it.
Do you?
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Yes, I do.
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I mean, no, I don't.
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I mean, I don't know.
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Well, that about
covers the field. What do you know?
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Daddy, I don't know.
Now--
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Now leave me with this mess.
I'll clean it up.
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You go sit down, and--
and I'll bring you your iced coffee.
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Can't I help you? No!
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[ Gidget Narrating ]
The voice of logic was broadcasting frantically.
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Don't give up logic.
Surfboards float,
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stoves cook,
pop-out ice cube trays never pop out the ice cubes.
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This is the voice of logic.
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Signing off.
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Sit down a moment.
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Now, what's bothering you?
Is it what happened in the kitchen?
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I guess so. Is that all?
129
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Now, don't try to fool
the old professor.
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Come on. What happened today
that makes it different from yesterday?
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Well, you're gonna have
a hard time believing this.
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Try me.I've been cursed...
by a witch.
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She-- She cursed me
and whammied my surfboard.
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No peace, no success.
That's what she ordered from Avezuba.
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Avezuba?
I see.
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Have you taken
your temperature?
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Daddy, this has got nothing
to do with my temperature. This is serious.
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Ever since she
put on the blast, I've been skidding around...
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on the world's
biggest banana peel.
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I knew you wouldn't
believe me.
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Well, I'm trying to.
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Now, let's be orderly
about this. One step at the time.
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Where did you meet
this... witch?
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Malibu. I see. Is she a local witch
or from out of town?
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I never saw her before.
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But the only way I can
shake loose is to give her my new surfboard.
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Are witches riding
surfboards these days?
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No. She stole it,
and she wanted to sell it.
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- And she's got it.
- No, I got it back. That's what made her go so ape.
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Well, I am going
a little ape myself.
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Francie, I'm surprised at you.
This is nothing but pure superstition.
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And superstition
is pure nonsense.
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Don't you know that? Uh-huh.
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Well, don't you? Well, I don't know, Daddy.
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I mean,
I know lots of people-- not kids either--
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who keep good luck charms
and are afraid of black cats and stepladders.
157
00:10:02,602 --> 00:10:05,735
And in those big buildings,
why do they always leave out the 13th floor?
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Don't they know
what they're doing?
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Honey, there's a lot
of foolishness in this world.
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I couldn't possibly explain
all the goofy things that people do.
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That's John's department.
Look how confused he is.
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The only thing I'm sure of
is this.
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Witches, whammies, curses--
There are no such things. Now, forget it.
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You should see
Larue's windshield.
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Who's ever around me,
they get shot down too. Even you.
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Do I look worried?
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There's a reasonable
explanation for everything.
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Now, come on. Let's get on
to something useful, like having dinner.
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Everything's gonna be fine.
Isn't it?
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Well, whatever you say,
Daddy.
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[ Sighs ]
But anyway, I'm glad I told you.
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The woman merely
frightened you. Now, come on.
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Okay.
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I guess I can wash the salt
off the steaks and fry them.
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Why not?
Be as good as new.
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And meanwhile,
you can sip your iced coffee.
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Down with wizards and witches.
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Oh, no!
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Don't panic. I have plenty
of shirts and trousers.
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Or maybe I ought to wear
my bathing suit. What do you think?
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But I had a spoon in it.
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Plastic.
Plastic doesn't work.
183
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Nothing works.
I'm doomed!
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You must not allow
this foolishness to get its hooks into you.
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So you had a few accidents.
Any other day, you'd have thought nothing of it.
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A glass breaks when you pour
hot coffee into it.
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What's unnatural about that?
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If it broke without pouring
hot coffee into it, that'd be something to wonder about.
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- Right?
- Right.
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[ Chuckles ]
It's--
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Come with me.
Come on.
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My old anthropology books.
Look under "superstition."
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I'm going upstairs
and change.
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[ Wind Howling ]
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Twenty-nine.
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Thirty.
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Thirty-one.
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Thirty-five.
Thirty-six.
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Pastoo... veedoo...
agrimentee.
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Strike Avezuba
and lift the hex!
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Lama... samana... quana.
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Give me the sign.
203
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Lama samana quana.
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Give me the sign.
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Francie. [ Gasps ]
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Daddy.
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If I hadn't seen it
with my own eyes, I wouldn't believe it.
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Well, you told me to read
your anthropology books,
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and the one on voodoo
tells how they put down a curse.
210
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That book is supposed
to be a study of backward superstitious customs,
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not an instruction manual
on how to ride a broomstick.
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I figured it couldn't hurt
to give it a try.
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[ Screams ]
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They gave me the sign.
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It's a sign all right.
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It's a sign that you
are closer than you have been in years...
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to the unfriendly side
of a hairbrush.
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This is all in your mind.
It's all mental.
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You've got to get it out.
Do you understand?
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Yes, sir. All right.
221
00:14:31,696 --> 00:14:35,265
Maybe I ought to let John
psychoanalyze me, huh?
222
00:14:36,963 --> 00:14:39,139
Maybe you should.
223
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[ Thinking ]
What a blow.
224
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My own father's
turned against me.
225
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I must be cursed
worse than I thought.
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John. Yech!
227
00:14:50,977 --> 00:14:52,935
I always thought I'd have
to be out of my gourd...
228
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to let that
brother-in-law of mine
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get his psychological claws
into me.
230
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That's it.
Maybe I'm not cursed at all.
231
00:15:03,467 --> 00:15:06,993
Maybe the only thing
wrong with me is I've blown my wick.
232
00:15:07,080 --> 00:15:09,604
Well, what's that
to be so happy about?
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Where's the psychologist?
234
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I figured the day
I turned myself in, he'd be waiting here with a net.
235
00:15:26,229 --> 00:15:29,667
John is in the bedroom
finishing a paper he has to hand in this afternoon.
236
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He's been working on it
for weeks.
237
00:15:31,756 --> 00:15:34,324
Well, nobody can say
I didn't try.
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I'll call for
a later appointment. Wait.
239
00:15:36,805 --> 00:15:38,938
John is very anxious
to see you, and he'll be through in a minute.
240
00:15:39,025 --> 00:15:42,419
So come on.
Sit down.
241
00:15:42,506 --> 00:15:44,682
The curse is holding.
242
00:15:44,769 --> 00:15:47,424
What's all this nonsense
about a curse?
243
00:15:47,511 --> 00:15:50,819
You know,
you certainly do go off on some peculiar tangents.
244
00:15:50,906 --> 00:15:53,387
Maybe. Maybe not.
245
00:15:53,474 --> 00:15:55,693
We'll see.
246
00:15:55,780 --> 00:15:59,959
What is that supposed to mean? Just wait and see.
247
00:16:00,046 --> 00:16:02,483
See what? Oh, I don't know.
248
00:16:02,570 --> 00:16:05,486
Something's probably in
the grinder right now.
249
00:16:05,573 --> 00:16:08,924
Wherever I am,
it's Friday the 13th.
250
00:16:09,011 --> 00:16:11,448
I must say I'm amazed.
251
00:16:11,535 --> 00:16:15,757
How can anyone with half
a brain have anything to do with superstition?
252
00:16:15,844 --> 00:16:18,455
I noticed you have
a copper horseshoe over the door.
253
00:16:18,542 --> 00:16:19,979
What happened to
your half of a brain?
254
00:16:22,459 --> 00:16:24,809
[ Meows ] Hey, whose cat?
255
00:16:24,896 --> 00:16:27,987
One of John's bachelor friends
went skiing for a few days, so we're cat-sitting.
256
00:16:28,074 --> 00:16:31,425
His name's Sam. Hello, Sammy.
257
00:16:31,512 --> 00:16:33,731
You have to have a book
to work that?
258
00:16:33,818 --> 00:16:37,692
No. We just got it,
and it has more dials than a jet plane.
259
00:16:37,779 --> 00:16:40,477
But it's really
a wonderful machine.
260
00:16:40,564 --> 00:16:44,655
And John's mother just gave us
all of her trading stamps so we can get a dryer.
261
00:16:44,742 --> 00:16:46,788
Three years' worth.
Wasn't that sweet of her?
262
00:16:46,875 --> 00:16:49,704
Finished it!
203 pages.
263
00:16:49,791 --> 00:16:52,489
Congratulations.
264
00:16:52,576 --> 00:16:55,623
"The Behavior Patterns
of a Female Gorilla."
265
00:16:55,710 --> 00:16:57,929
- How are you
feeling generally? - Like a female gorilla.
266
00:16:58,017 --> 00:17:01,585
Darling, I baked
a cake to celebrate. Aw.
267
00:17:05,546 --> 00:17:08,244
Looks like Sam
is already celebrating.
268
00:17:08,331 --> 00:17:10,246
Oh, that cat!
269
00:17:13,380 --> 00:17:15,382
Mother's stamps!
270
00:17:17,949 --> 00:17:21,127
What did you do that for? I didn't do it on purpose.
271
00:17:21,214 --> 00:17:23,303
Well, stop the machine.
272
00:17:25,087 --> 00:17:27,611
I have to look--
273
00:17:27,698 --> 00:17:29,918
What are you reading?
Stop the machine!
274
00:17:30,005 --> 00:17:32,964
I don't know how!
It's all automatic!
275
00:17:33,052 --> 00:17:35,402
For crying--
How can anyone be so stupid?
276
00:17:36,620 --> 00:17:40,015
[ Loud Clattering ]
277
00:17:40,102 --> 00:17:42,496
[ Grunts ] [ Gasps ]
278
00:17:42,583 --> 00:17:45,238
How do you undo this?
Where's the plug? You have to move it forward.
279
00:17:45,325 --> 00:17:47,240
But don't pull out
the whole thing.
280
00:17:56,597 --> 00:17:58,990
Oh, dear, my dress.
281
00:18:02,820 --> 00:18:06,737
Oh! Look at my kitchen...
and my cake.
282
00:18:06,824 --> 00:18:10,915
And now I'm gonna have to call
the man about the machine.
283
00:18:11,002 --> 00:18:16,617
Who cares about the kitchen?
How will I explain that to mother?
284
00:18:16,704 --> 00:18:20,403
I warned you. Go home!
285
00:18:20,490 --> 00:18:23,319
Why should she go home?
I'm not gonna analyze her in the kitchen.
286
00:18:23,406 --> 00:18:25,452
You better let me go. Certainly not.
287
00:18:25,539 --> 00:18:27,889
If you don't want
more whammies. No. No more.
288
00:18:27,976 --> 00:18:30,761
Not today. Just go. Right.
289
00:18:30,848 --> 00:18:32,502
No!
290
00:18:37,681 --> 00:18:40,815
Look at this.
Five weeks' work.
291
00:18:40,902 --> 00:18:44,862
Are you saying
it was my fault?
292
00:18:44,949 --> 00:18:47,387
Who tried to throw the cat
into the washing machine?
293
00:18:47,474 --> 00:18:49,389
- I think maybe I'd better--
- [ Together ] Go home!
294
00:18:49,476 --> 00:18:53,741
Right.
295
00:18:53,828 --> 00:18:56,744
You've resented that cat
ever since I brought it into the house.
296
00:18:56,831 --> 00:19:00,617
[ Door Closes ] Subconsciously,
you've wanted to drown it...
297
00:19:00,704 --> 00:19:04,230
just like you wanted
to drown mother's stamps and my female gorilla.
298
00:19:06,667 --> 00:19:08,059
[ Gidget Narrating ]
Obviously, I was up the yin-yang
299
00:19:08,147 --> 00:19:09,757
and there'd be no peace,
300
00:19:09,844 --> 00:19:13,064
no success like the lady said
until I gave her my board.
301
00:19:13,152 --> 00:19:15,241
I was convinced.
And so was Larue.
302
00:19:15,328 --> 00:19:17,634
In fact, she wouldn't even
let me in her car.
303
00:19:17,721 --> 00:19:19,593
As usual, Daddy
came through in the clinch.
304
00:19:19,680 --> 00:19:22,639
Dad, are you sure
it's all right?
305
00:19:22,726 --> 00:19:26,469
I mean, you don't mind
taking a chance? I won't be taking any chances.
306
00:19:26,556 --> 00:19:29,864
How can you say that
after last night and today at Anne's?
307
00:19:29,951 --> 00:19:34,782
We've got protection. Oh.
What do you mean?
308
00:19:34,869 --> 00:19:37,001
Well, as our friend
Shakespeare said,
309
00:19:37,088 --> 00:19:39,003
"There are more things
in heaven and earth, Horatio,
310
00:19:39,090 --> 00:19:41,745
than are dreamt of
in your philosophy."
311
00:19:41,832 --> 00:19:43,921
I like to think
I'm broad-minded, so I dropped in...
312
00:19:44,008 --> 00:19:46,533
on my friend Allen,
our Egyptologist.
313
00:19:46,620 --> 00:19:48,709
Egyptologist?
314
00:19:48,796 --> 00:19:53,104
He's an expert
at ancient cultures, especially Egyptian.
315
00:19:53,192 --> 00:19:56,456
He assures me that
these hexes are very real.
316
00:20:00,329 --> 00:20:04,768
Hotep Nefti, the dispeller
of charms and curses.
317
00:20:06,379 --> 00:20:09,295
Let me see.
318
00:20:09,382 --> 00:20:13,603
The only one in existence.
319
00:20:13,690 --> 00:20:15,953
You mean you really
believe me now?
320
00:20:16,040 --> 00:20:19,218
I said I like
to be broad-minded.
321
00:20:19,305 --> 00:20:23,091
And I must say there is
something extraordinary about this little image.
322
00:20:24,919 --> 00:20:27,051
Here.
323
00:20:27,138 --> 00:20:29,140
Close your hand over it.
324
00:20:29,228 --> 00:20:31,012
Go ahead.
325
00:20:33,580 --> 00:20:36,974
There. Do you feel it?
326
00:20:37,061 --> 00:20:39,847
The strength?
327
00:20:39,934 --> 00:20:42,415
So nothing could possibly
harm you.
328
00:20:44,547 --> 00:20:46,332
Well--
329
00:20:48,116 --> 00:20:51,119
Daddy, can I keep this
for a while?
330
00:20:51,206 --> 00:20:53,730
I mean, I won't run
its battery down or anything, will I?
331
00:20:53,817 --> 00:20:56,994
I don't see why not.
But if you're getting rid of your surfboard--
332
00:20:57,081 --> 00:21:00,128
I don't know
what to do now.
333
00:21:00,215 --> 00:21:02,130
I mean, if I take
this board in the water,
334
00:21:02,217 --> 00:21:04,350
I may never set foot
on land again ever.
335
00:21:04,437 --> 00:21:09,006
Well, personally I'd put
my faith in Hotep Nefti.
336
00:21:09,093 --> 00:21:11,008
In fact, I'm willing
to take a chance if you are.
337
00:21:11,095 --> 00:21:14,316
You are?
338
00:21:14,403 --> 00:21:16,100
Okay.
That settles it.
339
00:21:16,187 --> 00:21:20,061
Besides, you've got
more to lose than I do.
340
00:21:20,148 --> 00:21:23,151
How do you figure that? Well, it would be the absolute
worst to lose your child.
341
00:21:23,238 --> 00:21:26,023
All I've got to lose is me.
Let's go.
342
00:21:29,810 --> 00:21:32,029
[ Gidget Narrating ]
It was like learning all over again.
343
00:21:32,116 --> 00:21:36,773
The board was scuzzy, and
when I saw that wave coming, I felt completely flogged.
344
00:21:36,860 --> 00:21:42,605
But Hotep Nefti was on
my side, and Daddy was out there watching.
345
00:21:42,692 --> 00:21:47,088
And maybe I had that frosty
old witch outclassed.
346
00:21:47,175 --> 00:21:52,833
All of a sudden,
I knew the grind was over. I had it made.
347
00:21:52,920 --> 00:21:55,792
Boo-wah, Avezuba!
Boo-wah, Zangara!
348
00:21:55,879 --> 00:21:57,794
Hotep Nefti
had shot 'em down!
349
00:21:57,881 --> 00:22:00,406
I did it!
I did it!
350
00:22:00,493 --> 00:22:03,670
You sure did, baby.
You sure did. Hotep Nefti shot 'em down.
351
00:22:03,757 --> 00:22:07,369
Hotep Nefti shot 'em down! [ Larue ]
Hey, Gidget?
352
00:22:07,456 --> 00:22:09,066
I did it! I did it!
353
00:22:09,153 --> 00:22:11,330
Well, I don't know what
you did, but I know what you didn't.
354
00:22:11,417 --> 00:22:13,636
You didn't give
the board to Zangara, because she's in jail.
355
00:22:13,723 --> 00:22:16,378
She is? I just ran into Casey.
356
00:22:16,465 --> 00:22:21,383
I mean, I almost ran into him.
He had his motorcycle parked in a very sneaky spot.
357
00:22:21,470 --> 00:22:23,907
And he told me
three other boards were stolen besides yours,
358
00:22:23,994 --> 00:22:27,171
and that they rounded up
Zangara and Fernando just a couple of hours ago.
359
00:22:27,258 --> 00:22:29,696
Hello, Mr. Lawrence. Hotep Nefti shot 'em down!
360
00:22:29,783 --> 00:22:32,220
Who? What? Hotep Nefti.
361
00:22:32,307 --> 00:22:34,570
Just a minute. Larue,
would you excuse us a moment, please?
362
00:22:34,657 --> 00:22:38,095
Well, sure.
But what is this Hotep?
363
00:22:40,446 --> 00:22:42,361
Let me have it.
364
00:22:45,929 --> 00:22:49,368
Men used to wear these
in their ties. It's called a stickpin.
365
00:22:52,371 --> 00:22:55,025
You mean that's--
that's not Hotep Nefti?
366
00:22:55,112 --> 00:23:00,030
Whatever you want to call it.
First of all, it's a stickpin. Hmm?
367
00:23:00,117 --> 00:23:04,905
Daddy, I don't believe it.
You lied to me. Not at all.
368
00:23:04,992 --> 00:23:08,735
You told me a famous
Egyptologist gave that to you.
369
00:23:08,822 --> 00:23:12,869
I merely said
I dropped in on him. He has a son your age.
370
00:23:12,956 --> 00:23:16,133
I wanted to see if
he'd ever broken out in a superstitious rash.
371
00:23:16,220 --> 00:23:19,441
He had. Dr. Allen
prescribed the cure.
372
00:23:19,528 --> 00:23:22,488
Didn't you say there was
no other image like that in existence?
373
00:23:22,575 --> 00:23:26,796
My father carved it himself
for my 17th birthday.
374
00:23:26,883 --> 00:23:30,409
But you said it was
a dispeller of-- of curses and charms.
375
00:23:30,496 --> 00:23:33,716
Well, wasn't it?
376
00:23:33,803 --> 00:23:36,153
All right, you win.
377
00:23:36,240 --> 00:23:39,243
So you didn't lie.
But you sure cut a mighty sharp corner.
378
00:23:39,330 --> 00:23:41,637
My dear child,
in academic circles,
379
00:23:41,724 --> 00:23:45,511
that is what is called
applied psychology. Dad, please.
380
00:23:45,598 --> 00:23:49,123
I promise you, if we get
one more psychologist in this family,
381
00:23:49,210 --> 00:23:51,995
I'm taking the next
rocket to Mars.
382
00:23:57,784 --> 00:24:00,743
[ Gidget Narrating ]
Well, Daddy's bit of chicanery proved how foolish it is...
383
00:24:00,830 --> 00:24:03,920
to let superstitious fear
get you in its clammy hands.
384
00:24:04,007 --> 00:24:07,271
I was definitely cured
of all that jazz.
385
00:24:07,358 --> 00:24:11,275
But I must admit, there are
a couple of little things you simply can't argue against.
386
00:24:11,362 --> 00:24:15,062
I mean, for instance,
if you let yourself be foxed into walking under a ladder,
387
00:24:15,149 --> 00:24:18,761
some absolutely crummy
incident is bound to follow.
388
00:24:18,848 --> 00:24:23,592
So I always make it
a strict rule to walk around any ladder...
389
00:24:23,679 --> 00:24:26,247
and thus avoid the incident.
390
00:24:26,297 --> 00:24:30,847
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