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When you let something
simmer for too long,
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it will explode.
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Emotionally, physically,
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metaphysically.
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You're a good boy, Xerxes.
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You a good boy or not?
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Do you like it here in Goa?
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Are you a good boy?
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Are you a good boy or not?
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Are you going to lick me?
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Jeh uncle's girlfriend?
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No.
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Then why are you wearing
his shirt?
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Why were you sleeping
in Jeh uncle's room?
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'Cause he's my friend?
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Ewww... you smell like poo!
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Poo! Poo! Poo!
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They're right, Xerxes.
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I smell.
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Can you smell me?
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You're always welcome to shower.
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Hi...
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Goa suits you.
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Does it?
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Ya, you look relaxed.
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More relaxed than I've
ever seen you before.
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Right.
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Keep smiling like this.
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This whole world's burden...
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that you're carrying...
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will get lighter.
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I have permanently
hunched shoulders.
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You know...
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Got into the habit
when I hit puberty...
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trying to hide my boobs.
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But they're nice boobs.
Why hide them?
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Really, Xerxes?
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No loyalty?
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You really are a dog.
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Shut up, guys!
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Twenty three years...
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you held on to your virginity.
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And suddenly one night,
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against the lighthouse walls...
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Bang! Yes baby...
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Guys, stop it. Stop it!
Siddhu got her cherry popped.
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Siddhu got her cherry popped.
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Siddhu got her cherry popped.
Okay guys, seriously.
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It's not a big deal okay.
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I just lost my virginity.
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Not like I won an Oscar.
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Question is, did he win one...
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for his performance!
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Oh, yeah! Oh, yeah!
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Oh, yeah! Oh, yeah!
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You guys are actually cray...
Oh, yeah!
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But I love it.
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By the way, by removing
the 'Z' from crazy...
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how much time do you save?
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I take the 'O' out of OK
as well.
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So it adds up.
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Such a child.
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But do you know who's
not a child anymore?
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Our very own Siddhi.
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Now she's a woman.
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Okay, enough about me.
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What about your girlfriend?
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What? What? What?
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Mangs has a girlfriend?
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- Check this out.
- Siddhi...
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Look at it.
Samara frickin' Kapoor!
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What the fuck!
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She's into girls?
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Wow! That's...
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That's makes her even hotter!
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Samara Kapoor?
Sa... Samara Kapoor?
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- Oh, my god!
- Mangs!
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Okay! Okay! Okay!
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- Knock knock.
- Who's there?
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- Hymen.
- Hymen who?
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Hymen the mood for some
girl-on-girl action...
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with a superstar!
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Sids, please!
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Don't distract us from
your hymen!
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Seriously, why didn't you
tell us before?
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And she tells us about
every silly one night stand.
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But you hid this from us!
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Because like...
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She asked you to hide it.
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No.
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Because... this time...
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it's just different.
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Why?
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'Cause she's famous.
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No, ya...
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'Cause I'm in love with her.
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Like proper, proper love?
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Yes. And...
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I just figured after Pinky...
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I would never have these
intense love feelings.
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But once Samara and
I got together...
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When I'm with her,
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I don't even want to look at
anyone else.
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You know, it's so perfect.
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Like ice cream and gulab jamun.
(Indian delicacy)
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Like jalebi and rabdi.
(Indian delicacy)
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Like chana chaval.
(Indian delicacy)
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Mangs, you really are in love...
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Ladies, mojitos
made fresh with...
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mint and lemons from
the orchards.
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- What's up.
- In the house...
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and on the house. Thank you.
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Excuse me,
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fancy cocktails?
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What happened to your rules?
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Jeh has changed.
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Ya guys...
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I mean, this is Goa.
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Everything's different here.
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Sid...
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Your phone.
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Oh, thanks. You don't need it?
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No. Jeh lent me a spare.
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Oh.
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Sharing bedrooms,
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sharing phones.
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Sharing clothes,
sharing glances.
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Okay, okay. Guys, guys...
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You are all invited to
my parents'...
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fortieth wedding
anniversary celebrations.
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- Oh.
- And my mum insists
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on sharing the day with
our birthday girl here.
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And Anjana,
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bring your friend along.
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What friend?
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- Your child!
- Oh!
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She forgot about him.
You forgot!
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You forgot about him?
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- Cheers...
- Cheers to that!
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There you are.
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Hey...
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Come on in.
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The water's great.
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I'm not falling for that
one again.
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Don't you have a pool
in your hotel?
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It's filled with noisy kids.
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Whoa!
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So is this pool.
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Yes, but...
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You're not in my hotel.
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I'm a leech.
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Stuck on you.
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Bar's open.
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Cocktail?
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Nice rings... colourful.
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Damini! Over here.
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- Hi!
- Hi!
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- Hey!
- Hello...
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Hi!
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Happy anniversary
Mr and Mrs Wadia.
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- Thank you.
- Ms D'Costa.
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I didn't add Wadia to my name.
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This Wadia is completely insane!
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Okay, Ms D'Costa.
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By the way, Damini...
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This morning, from
under the blanket,
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I could only see your eyes.
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Nice to see you in full
my dear girl.
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But really...
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Isn't she beautiful?
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Yes.
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Well done, Jeh.
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We had lost total hope in you.
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I'll go get a drink.
Yes, please.
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Mihir is texting.
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Why?
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Because you guys did it
last night.
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He probably does have good
morning-after etiquette?
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But if I reply immediately,
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he's going to think
I'm really desperate.
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Says who?
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I read it in a magazine.
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Don't chase boys.
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Let them do it.
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What do you feel like doing?
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Oh, no. I don't know.
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What if he thinks
I'm some stuck up bitch?
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Also, I don't want it to seem
like it's a big deal we had...
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you know.
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But if I reply immediately,
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he'll think I'm obsessing
over him...
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because he was my first.
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And if I don't then,
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what if he thinks I hated it?
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Not that I hated it,
it's just...
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It just wasn't anything like...
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what I'd expected, you know.
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It really hurt and that...
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that wall was so cold.
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So bored.
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What're you doing? Mohit?
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Mohit, stop it! Give it to me.
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Mohit! Stop it! Invitation sent!
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Location sent!
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Enjoy.
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Today's generation...
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has no patience.
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We used to put roses in
our log books...
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for our boyfriends.
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For one phone call...
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we used to wait for hours.
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To speak with our boyfriend.
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Not boyfriend.
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I have a girlfriend.
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Ooh! Girlfriend!
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Speak louder please.
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She's a lesbian.
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Ooh!
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Come, come. Sit here.
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Come, come.
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Tanaz aunty and Delnaz aunty...
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also did hanky-panky
in the Bharuch house.
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So what?
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Men.
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They are like donkeys.
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No brains whatsoever!
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Forty five years.
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Kaizad never satisfied me!
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At first, he used to hurry
through it.
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Later, he decided to slow down.
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But he was never able to
catch my speed.
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You are very lucky, young lady.
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You can live your life openly.
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Tanaz aunty and Delnaz aunty...
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committed suicide.
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They couldn't live together...
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so they died together.
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I love my nipples to be nibbled!
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Oh, God!
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I hope you take care of her...
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and she takes care of you.
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Ya, we try.
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Kaizad and I,
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we tried anal sex also.
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Very pleasurable.
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Naughty girl!
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So what!
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I don't eat raw food.
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Try it. It's an aphrodisiac.
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Apparently so are chocolate
covered strawberries.
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But they just make me
put on weight, that's all.
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That's because you
have to work it off.
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Afterwards.
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I am horrible at flirty talk.
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At this point,
all I can think of is my...
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sweaty spinning teacher...
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shouting 'Faster! Faster!'
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I can make you spin.
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And sweat.
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While you scream
'Faster! Faster!'
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The oyster's still waiting.
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Let's do this.
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This vodka-cranberry Popsicle...
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is the undisputed Popsicle king.
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I mean, it is life affirming.
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Shows how low your
self-esteem is...
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considering you're getting your
affirmations from shaved ice.
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I get mine from shaved pubes.
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Gross. Thanks!
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Oh, God. He's here.
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What?
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Oh, shit! My Popsicle!
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Popsicle?
Is that what you call him now?
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Mr Cherry Popper?
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Mohit, please! Just hide me.
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My ass is not that big.
277
00:11:32,800 --> 00:11:34,240
What does he look like?
278
00:11:34,280 --> 00:11:35,080
What?
279
00:11:35,120 --> 00:11:36,600
He's a guy.
280
00:11:36,640 --> 00:11:38,480
Wow. That narrows it down.
281
00:11:38,520 --> 00:11:40,200
- Mihir!
- What are you doing?
282
00:11:40,240 --> 00:11:41,440
Mihir!
283
00:11:41,480 --> 00:11:44,280
Mihir! Hey, this way man!
284
00:11:44,320 --> 00:11:45,776
He's cute. In a very banker
sort of way.
285
00:11:45,800 --> 00:11:48,240
- Hey, Mihir!
- Horrible!
286
00:11:48,280 --> 00:11:49,240
Hey...
287
00:11:49,280 --> 00:11:50,680
Hey, I dropped my Popsicle.
288
00:11:50,720 --> 00:11:52,000
I need another one.
289
00:11:54,440 --> 00:11:55,720
Mihir...
290
00:11:55,760 --> 00:11:57,040
- Hi, Mohit.
- Hi...
291
00:11:57,080 --> 00:11:58,280
I'm Siddhi's new bestie.
292
00:11:58,320 --> 00:11:59,760
- Oh, nice.
- Tell me...
293
00:11:59,800 --> 00:12:01,200
Do you really live in
New York...
294
00:12:01,240 --> 00:12:04,120
or you're just saying
Newark in a hybrid accent?
295
00:12:04,160 --> 00:12:05,600
Sorry, what?
296
00:12:05,640 --> 00:12:07,640
- She's ignoring you.
- Why?
297
00:12:07,680 --> 00:12:10,600
- I call it the MALV syndrome.
- What's that?
298
00:12:10,640 --> 00:12:13,040
Morning After Losing Virginity?
299
00:12:27,480 --> 00:12:28,720
Is the door shut?
300
00:12:43,040 --> 00:12:44,280
Hey, Siddi-Piddi...
301
00:12:45,520 --> 00:12:47,200
Look, about last night...
302
00:12:47,240 --> 00:12:48,560
Okay. This is taking too long.
303
00:12:48,600 --> 00:12:49,560
I changed my mind.
304
00:12:49,600 --> 00:12:50,760
Sorry, I don't want it.
305
00:13:05,080 --> 00:13:06,216
Siddi-Piddi, can we just talk?
306
00:13:06,240 --> 00:13:08,080
I really need to pee.
307
00:13:08,120 --> 00:13:09,360
Fuck!
308
00:13:28,720 --> 00:13:29,680
I have to...
309
00:13:29,720 --> 00:13:30,800
Make a phone call,
310
00:13:30,840 --> 00:13:32,760
get a Popsicle, go pee,
311
00:13:32,800 --> 00:13:33,640
have a snack,
312
00:13:33,680 --> 00:13:34,640
pick some coconut,
313
00:13:34,680 --> 00:13:35,880
save the world,
314
00:13:35,920 --> 00:13:38,040
stand for President.
What the hell?
315
00:13:38,080 --> 00:13:39,760
Oh, shit, I'm so sorry.
Prime Minister.
316
00:13:39,800 --> 00:13:42,080
I forgot, the head of state
here is the Prime Minister.
317
00:13:43,800 --> 00:13:45,200
I really have to go.
You've got...
318
00:13:45,240 --> 00:13:47,080
You've got to be
kidding me, Siddhi...
319
00:13:47,120 --> 00:13:48,800
Shit! Damini...
320
00:13:51,320 --> 00:13:52,440
Don't sell out, Uma.
321
00:13:52,480 --> 00:13:53,480
Please.
322
00:13:56,520 --> 00:13:59,000
Surviving by pimping
out Investigator.com?
323
00:14:04,040 --> 00:14:05,680
It's funny.
324
00:14:05,720 --> 00:14:09,200
You know, all this while
I thought you were on my side.
325
00:14:09,240 --> 00:14:10,440
What are you trying to say?
326
00:14:15,000 --> 00:14:16,120
Out?
327
00:14:16,160 --> 00:14:17,720
From where?
328
00:14:20,040 --> 00:14:21,080
What?
329
00:14:21,120 --> 00:14:22,600
I'm sorry?
330
00:14:29,080 --> 00:14:30,840
You're the one who's been
pushing me!
331
00:14:30,880 --> 00:14:33,200
I'm the founder of
Investigator.com, goddammit!
332
00:14:37,040 --> 00:14:38,280
You can't...
333
00:14:38,320 --> 00:14:40,760
I've given my life to
Investigator.com, okay?
334
00:14:40,800 --> 00:14:43,040
My everything!
You cannot remove me!
335
00:14:45,600 --> 00:14:48,880
Fuck you! Fuck you and fuck
the entire board Uma!
336
00:14:48,920 --> 00:14:50,080
I won't let you do this okay!
337
00:14:50,120 --> 00:14:52,520
I will not let you do this!
338
00:14:52,560 --> 00:14:53,880
Hello!
339
00:14:53,920 --> 00:14:55,040
Uma!
340
00:15:14,000 --> 00:15:15,640
Let's hide here!
Let's hide here!
341
00:15:15,680 --> 00:15:17,560
Let's hide here!
Shut the door! Shut the door!
342
00:15:17,600 --> 00:15:18,560
Who are you?
343
00:15:18,600 --> 00:15:20,960
This is Aunty Diana's room.
344
00:15:21,000 --> 00:15:22,720
No it's not. It's Jeh's room.
345
00:15:22,760 --> 00:15:24,720
And I've taken his
permission, okay?
346
00:15:24,760 --> 00:15:27,080
This is not a fancy
dress party, okay.
347
00:15:27,120 --> 00:15:28,240
I know that but...
348
00:15:28,280 --> 00:15:30,000
I have to put on a show. Now go.
349
00:15:30,040 --> 00:15:33,360
Are you a wicked witch
from a Disney movie?
350
00:15:33,400 --> 00:15:34,520
What?
351
00:15:34,560 --> 00:15:36,200
Sing a song. Wicked witch song.
352
00:15:36,240 --> 00:15:37,600
Not now. Later. Okay? Now go.
353
00:15:37,640 --> 00:15:39,760
Sing. Or I'll call Mom and Dad.
354
00:15:42,000 --> 00:15:42,960
Come here, Jeh.
355
00:15:43,000 --> 00:15:44,640
I think someone's stuck.
356
00:15:44,680 --> 00:15:46,080
I think it's Homai.
357
00:15:46,120 --> 00:15:48,280
She falls now and then.
358
00:15:50,840 --> 00:15:51,880
Homai aunty...
359
00:15:53,800 --> 00:15:54,800
Are you there?
360
00:15:55,920 --> 00:15:57,040
I'll just get the key.
361
00:15:57,920 --> 00:15:59,160
Homai...
362
00:15:59,200 --> 00:16:02,600
"I'm a witch or I'm an angel..."
363
00:16:02,640 --> 00:16:06,560
"Gonna get you,
gonna get you anyway..."
364
00:16:06,600 --> 00:16:09,960
"I'm a witch or I'm an angel..."
365
00:16:10,000 --> 00:16:12,160
"Gonna get you,
gonna get you..."
366
00:16:13,400 --> 00:16:18,800
Once more! Once more!
367
00:16:21,240 --> 00:16:21,960
Damini...
368
00:16:22,000 --> 00:16:23,400
Seventy eight...
369
00:16:23,440 --> 00:16:24,760
Seventy nine...
370
00:16:24,800 --> 00:16:25,880
Eighty...
371
00:16:25,920 --> 00:16:27,120
I'm stuck.
372
00:16:29,240 --> 00:16:30,440
I'm stuck, Jeh.
373
00:16:33,080 --> 00:16:34,120
They fired me.
374
00:16:37,400 --> 00:16:40,280
They fucking fired me
from my own company.
375
00:16:41,800 --> 00:16:42,800
It's okay.
376
00:16:44,000 --> 00:16:45,080
It's okay.
377
00:16:46,360 --> 00:16:47,480
Take your time.
378
00:16:48,440 --> 00:16:50,360
I think I'm frozen.
379
00:16:53,680 --> 00:16:56,120
I just have to finish counting
the number of...
380
00:16:56,160 --> 00:16:58,360
tiles on the floor.
381
00:16:58,400 --> 00:16:59,840
Ya, these...
382
00:16:59,880 --> 00:17:02,440
tiles are pretty interesting,
aren't they?
383
00:17:04,560 --> 00:17:07,080
And anyway, there's nothing
super exciting happening outside.
384
00:17:07,120 --> 00:17:08,480
Except that my...
385
00:17:08,520 --> 00:17:10,040
half Goan, half Parsi...
386
00:17:10,080 --> 00:17:13,320
fully mad family
is hitting peak madness.
387
00:17:13,400 --> 00:17:15,640
Melvin uncle just touched
Diana aunty's ass.
388
00:17:17,920 --> 00:17:20,000
You made me forget my count.
389
00:17:20,040 --> 00:17:21,000
That's okay.
390
00:17:21,040 --> 00:17:22,079
Let's start from the beginning.
391
00:17:22,080 --> 00:17:23,560
We have all the time
in the world.
392
00:17:27,080 --> 00:17:28,080
Okay.
393
00:17:35,320 --> 00:17:37,040
C'mon, I'll count with you.
394
00:17:37,080 --> 00:17:38,319
Okay.
395
00:17:38,320 --> 00:17:39,480
Start from the...
396
00:17:40,480 --> 00:17:41,520
right top corner?
397
00:17:42,800 --> 00:17:43,800
One...
398
00:17:44,680 --> 00:17:46,400
- Two...
- Two...
399
00:17:46,440 --> 00:17:47,440
- Three...
- Three...
400
00:17:48,080 --> 00:17:49,640
- Four...
- Four...
401
00:17:49,680 --> 00:17:50,680
- Five...
- Five...
402
00:17:50,720 --> 00:17:52,080
- Six...
- Six...
403
00:17:52,160 --> 00:17:53,280
- Seven...
- Seven...
404
00:17:53,320 --> 00:17:54,520
Eight...
405
00:17:54,560 --> 00:17:56,280
Nine...
406
00:17:56,320 --> 00:17:59,800
"Gonna get you,
gonna get you..."
407
00:18:10,320 --> 00:18:11,560
Fuck you.
408
00:18:17,480 --> 00:18:20,000
I'm going to fucking
sue their pants off.
409
00:18:20,040 --> 00:18:22,319
The whole fucking board,
you watch.
410
00:18:22,320 --> 00:18:23,560
It's okay, Anj.
411
00:18:25,560 --> 00:18:26,960
It was anyway time.
412
00:18:27,000 --> 00:18:29,240
They were making it
impossible for me.
413
00:18:29,280 --> 00:18:30,400
So, now what?
414
00:18:30,440 --> 00:18:32,000
No freaking clue!
415
00:18:33,800 --> 00:18:35,560
It's like being twenty one
again, you know.
416
00:18:38,200 --> 00:18:39,760
Where are the years going?
417
00:18:39,800 --> 00:18:42,200
It's like I was
twenty one yesterday.
418
00:18:42,240 --> 00:18:44,040
I was. Twenty one.
419
00:18:44,080 --> 00:18:45,480
Like almost yesterday.
420
00:18:45,520 --> 00:18:48,319
Shut up, Ms Baby Patel.
421
00:18:48,320 --> 00:18:50,440
Twenty one was awful, guys.
422
00:18:50,480 --> 00:18:53,080
Final year of LLB at NLS.
423
00:18:53,160 --> 00:18:55,280
No idea how to talk to boys.
424
00:18:55,320 --> 00:18:58,560
And the worst
fashion sense ever!
425
00:19:00,080 --> 00:19:01,559
Hey, you guys know
those lists...
426
00:19:01,560 --> 00:19:03,216
with thirty things to do
before you're thirty?
427
00:19:03,240 --> 00:19:04,320
- Oh, my God.
- Oh, God!
428
00:19:04,400 --> 00:19:05,680
I used to read all of them.
429
00:19:05,720 --> 00:19:07,799
Who makes these lists?
430
00:19:07,800 --> 00:19:08,760
Who are these people?
431
00:19:08,800 --> 00:19:10,000
Seriously, man.
432
00:19:10,040 --> 00:19:12,319
This Manali to Leh
solo bike trip.
433
00:19:12,320 --> 00:19:13,760
Go to a Buddhist monastery...
434
00:19:13,800 --> 00:19:15,720
and make noodle soup
with the lamas.
435
00:19:18,520 --> 00:19:20,960
Quit your job, go to Goa
and sell beaded necklaces.
436
00:19:21,000 --> 00:19:22,760
- And party.
- Ya...
437
00:19:22,800 --> 00:19:24,240
Sky dive.
438
00:19:24,280 --> 00:19:26,799
Confront life and death.
439
00:19:26,800 --> 00:19:28,760
Which I do every day...
440
00:19:28,800 --> 00:19:30,920
while crossing
traffic on Peddar Road.
441
00:19:32,080 --> 00:19:33,160
Hey! Guys...
442
00:19:33,200 --> 00:19:35,319
One really good one.
443
00:19:35,320 --> 00:19:36,960
Sex in the rainforest with...
444
00:19:37,000 --> 00:19:38,720
creatures crawling up
your bottom.
445
00:19:38,760 --> 00:19:40,400
Or maybe in an airplane loo...
446
00:19:40,440 --> 00:19:42,760
with the tap up your butt!
447
00:19:42,800 --> 00:19:44,319
I've never gone for a trek.
448
00:19:44,320 --> 00:19:45,560
Or had sex.
449
00:19:47,040 --> 00:19:50,560
I mean, not in a rainforest
or an airplane.
450
00:19:50,640 --> 00:19:53,200
Sids, did you just
forget that you had sex?
451
00:19:59,080 --> 00:20:00,080
Girls!
452
00:20:01,280 --> 00:20:02,536
We've been looking for
you everywhere.
453
00:20:02,560 --> 00:20:03,560
Awww...
454
00:20:03,640 --> 00:20:04,880
Looking for your mommy?
455
00:20:04,920 --> 00:20:06,240
Diaper change?
456
00:20:06,280 --> 00:20:07,920
Need a spanking?
457
00:20:08,640 --> 00:20:09,480
Wow.
458
00:20:09,520 --> 00:20:10,480
These girls are mean,
aren't they?
459
00:20:10,520 --> 00:20:12,760
Just bad alcohol behaviour.
460
00:20:12,800 --> 00:20:13,560
Hey...
461
00:20:13,561 --> 00:20:15,040
Why is your nose so crooked?
462
00:20:15,080 --> 00:20:16,720
Why are you such a grouch?
463
00:20:16,760 --> 00:20:17,760
Need a spanking?
464
00:20:19,040 --> 00:20:20,600
Damini, don't you
want to cut your cake?
465
00:20:20,640 --> 00:20:21,560
Oh, yeah!
466
00:20:21,561 --> 00:20:25,880
- Cake! Cake!
- Cake! Cake!
467
00:20:48,640 --> 00:20:51,280
How long have you been
married for?
468
00:20:51,320 --> 00:20:52,559
Fifty nine years.
469
00:20:52,560 --> 00:20:53,680
Wow! That's...
470
00:20:53,720 --> 00:20:55,640
And it's been bliss.
471
00:20:55,680 --> 00:20:57,960
- Ya?
- We have such fun together.
472
00:20:58,000 --> 00:20:59,640
Like I'll say to him,
473
00:20:59,680 --> 00:21:01,880
'Move over, fatso.'
474
00:21:01,920 --> 00:21:04,760
And he'll say, 'Okay, flatso.'
475
00:21:04,800 --> 00:21:05,680
Why does he call you 'flatso'?
476
00:21:05,720 --> 00:21:07,440
Because I'm flat.
477
00:21:07,480 --> 00:21:09,080
I don't have a big bosom.
478
00:21:09,160 --> 00:21:10,160
Okay.
479
00:21:17,760 --> 00:21:19,079
Hi, baby!
480
00:21:19,080 --> 00:21:22,200
Mama, we went to
Bandra flea market.
481
00:21:22,240 --> 00:21:24,080
Wow! Flea market!
482
00:21:24,160 --> 00:21:26,240
But there was no flea.
483
00:21:26,280 --> 00:21:28,319
Only mosquitos.
484
00:21:28,320 --> 00:21:30,319
One bit me also.
485
00:21:30,320 --> 00:21:32,440
My arm was red, red.
486
00:21:32,480 --> 00:21:33,960
Oh, sorry...
487
00:21:34,000 --> 00:21:36,559
Kavya aunty put cream,
488
00:21:36,560 --> 00:21:37,799
now it's better.
489
00:21:37,800 --> 00:21:39,040
Hi, Arya...
490
00:21:39,080 --> 00:21:39,880
Hi!
491
00:21:39,920 --> 00:21:41,960
Mama, who's that?
492
00:21:42,000 --> 00:21:43,799
Baby, I'm going to
speak to you later, okay?
493
00:21:43,800 --> 00:21:45,160
Bye! Love you!
494
00:21:47,080 --> 00:21:48,720
Sorry, I...
495
00:21:48,760 --> 00:21:50,520
- I should've asked...
- Never...
496
00:21:50,560 --> 00:21:51,560
do that again.
497
00:22:10,640 --> 00:22:12,200
Hello, Ms Usain Bolt.
498
00:22:13,800 --> 00:22:15,680
What happened?
499
00:22:15,720 --> 00:22:16,840
Got tired of running?
500
00:22:19,600 --> 00:22:20,720
Look...
501
00:22:20,760 --> 00:22:22,120
I...
502
00:22:22,160 --> 00:22:25,200
really, really like you,
Siddi-Piddi.
503
00:22:25,240 --> 00:22:27,800
And I want this to go
somewhere meaningful.
504
00:22:29,320 --> 00:22:31,840
I'm just here for two weeks...
505
00:22:31,880 --> 00:22:33,240
and then I return to New York.
506
00:22:33,280 --> 00:22:34,880
And then I don't
know when I'll ever...
507
00:22:57,720 --> 00:22:58,800
Wow!
508
00:23:05,200 --> 00:23:06,520
Damini...
509
00:23:06,560 --> 00:23:08,840
You always know what to do.
510
00:23:08,880 --> 00:23:10,720
Not this time, Mom.
511
00:23:10,760 --> 00:23:13,360
Your prodigal daughter
is clueless.
512
00:23:13,400 --> 00:23:14,720
Are you disappointed?
513
00:23:14,760 --> 00:23:15,760
Damini...
514
00:23:15,800 --> 00:23:17,520
You're a journalist.
515
00:23:17,560 --> 00:23:20,040
With or without
Investigator.com.
516
00:23:20,080 --> 00:23:21,800
They can take away your title...
517
00:23:21,840 --> 00:23:24,000
but they can never
take away your talent.
518
00:23:25,520 --> 00:23:27,120
Happy birthday, darling.
519
00:23:27,160 --> 00:23:28,240
You know what?
520
00:23:28,280 --> 00:23:29,680
Everything's going to
be alright.
521
00:23:29,720 --> 00:23:31,320
Okay?
522
00:23:31,360 --> 00:23:33,280
Thank you.
523
00:23:33,320 --> 00:23:35,640
Don't worry.
524
00:23:35,680 --> 00:23:36,760
Bye.
525
00:23:48,680 --> 00:23:49,680
Hi...
526
00:24:10,760 --> 00:24:12,880
- Bye, Jeh.
- Bye, bye.
527
00:24:12,920 --> 00:24:16,440
- Bye, bye.
- Bye!
528
00:24:18,160 --> 00:24:19,720
Thanks for coming.
529
00:24:19,760 --> 00:24:20,720
Next week.
530
00:24:20,760 --> 00:24:22,240
Next stop, Truck Bar.
531
00:24:22,280 --> 00:24:23,640
Come fast.
532
00:24:23,680 --> 00:24:25,960
Guys, don't run.
533
00:24:26,000 --> 00:24:27,240
Wait up, ya!
534
00:24:39,000 --> 00:24:39,960
Good morning.
535
00:24:40,000 --> 00:24:41,240
Good morning, beautiful.
536
00:24:45,880 --> 00:24:47,800
That is a beautiful way
to wake up.
537
00:24:48,800 --> 00:24:50,120
Shall we go for a walk?
538
00:24:50,160 --> 00:24:51,840
We can have breakfast
at a shack.
539
00:24:51,880 --> 00:24:52,880
Walk?
540
00:24:55,280 --> 00:24:57,440
Costume trial in a bit.
541
00:24:57,480 --> 00:24:58,960
So cancel it.
542
00:24:59,000 --> 00:25:00,760
It's my film, Umang.
543
00:25:00,800 --> 00:25:02,520
I can't be a diva.
544
00:25:02,560 --> 00:25:03,600
Then give me five minutes.
545
00:25:03,640 --> 00:25:05,720
I'll get ready and come along.
546
00:25:05,760 --> 00:25:06,760
Or...
547
00:25:07,800 --> 00:25:09,760
You could...
548
00:25:09,800 --> 00:25:11,040
go to the gym.
549
00:25:11,080 --> 00:25:12,520
I heard it's awesome.
550
00:25:14,680 --> 00:25:16,960
What is the problem?
551
00:25:17,000 --> 00:25:18,000
Don't come to the shoot.
552
00:25:18,040 --> 00:25:19,216
Don't come to the costume trial.
553
00:25:19,240 --> 00:25:20,480
The other day, at the party,
554
00:25:20,520 --> 00:25:21,880
you introduced me
as your trainer.
555
00:25:24,800 --> 00:25:27,080
Am I an embarrassment to you?
556
00:25:27,120 --> 00:25:29,640
What? Don't be mad.
557
00:25:29,680 --> 00:25:31,520
Then what's the problem?
558
00:25:31,560 --> 00:25:33,160
Look...
559
00:25:33,200 --> 00:25:34,880
I have to keep...
560
00:25:34,920 --> 00:25:36,200
my personal life private.
561
00:25:36,240 --> 00:25:37,720
You know how the tabloids are.
562
00:25:37,760 --> 00:25:39,200
When you were with
Raghuveer Singh...
563
00:25:39,240 --> 00:25:42,080
your personal life
was all over the tabloids.
564
00:25:42,120 --> 00:25:43,440
Umang...
565
00:25:47,400 --> 00:25:49,080
All this...
566
00:25:49,120 --> 00:25:50,680
is new for me.
567
00:25:50,720 --> 00:25:51,840
Okay?
568
00:25:53,240 --> 00:25:54,480
I can't just...
569
00:25:54,520 --> 00:25:55,640
Can't just what?
570
00:25:55,680 --> 00:25:57,480
I can't just come out of
the closet.
571
00:25:57,520 --> 00:25:59,440
My career will be over.
572
00:26:01,480 --> 00:26:04,080
And I can't go back into
the closet.
573
00:26:04,120 --> 00:26:06,120
I fought against everyone
in Ludhiana,
574
00:26:06,160 --> 00:26:09,240
left behind those I loved,
to make this life for myself.
575
00:26:09,280 --> 00:26:11,760
I value it too damn much.
576
00:26:11,800 --> 00:26:16,000
And I fought really hard
to get exactly where I am.
577
00:26:16,040 --> 00:26:19,040
Too hard to throw it all away,
just like that.
578
00:26:19,080 --> 00:26:20,640
- Just like that?
- Ya.
579
00:26:20,680 --> 00:26:22,040
- Just like that?!
- Ya!
580
00:26:25,000 --> 00:26:26,416
This is my first relationship
with a woman.
581
00:26:26,440 --> 00:26:28,080
I'm not even sure if I'm...
582
00:26:28,120 --> 00:26:30,320
If I'm what?
583
00:26:30,360 --> 00:26:31,720
I don't even know if
I want this.
584
00:26:45,880 --> 00:26:47,800
You knew it when you were
fucking me.
585
00:27:01,840 --> 00:27:03,240
Fuck the board.
586
00:27:03,280 --> 00:27:04,880
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