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♪♪

Rufus?

Rufus?

Here, boy. Hey, Ron.

Shh! Rufus has gone missing.

Maybe he's hibernating.

Not likely, Kim.

It's Spirit Week.

If the little guy missed it, he'd be crushed.

Rufus!

Huh-ho-hey! Hey!

( laughing )

Rufus!

( yawns )

A naked mole rat.

Ron, ever think about getting a normal pet?

Like what?

Something not naked.

( blows raspberry )

Never be normal!

That's the Ron Stoppable motto.

Kim? K.P.?

( French ): Kim Possiblé?

Oh, Josh Manke.

Ugh, Manke.

♪ Oh, yeah, yeah ♪

♪ I'm your basic average girl ♪

♪ And I'm here to save the world ♪

♪ You can't stop me 'cause I'm... ♪

♪ Kim Possible ♪

♪ There is nothing I can't do ♪

♪ When danger calls just know that I am on my way ♪

♪ Know that I am on my way ♪

♪ It doesn't matter where or when there's trouble ♪

♪ If you just call my name ♪

♪ Kim Possible ♪

♪ Call me, beep me if you want to reach me ♪

♪ When you want to page me, it's okay ♪

♪ Whenever you need me, baby ♪

♪ Call me, beep me if you want to reach me ♪

♪ Call me, beep me if you want to reach me ♪

♪ Doesn't matter where, doesn't matter when ♪

♪ Doesn't matter when ♪

♪ I will be there for you till the very end ♪

♪ Danger or trouble, I'm there on the double ♪

♪ You know that you always can call Kim Possible. ♪

RON: Amp down, Kim.

Someone might think

you're crushing on Manke.

Ugh! Manke.

Huh? Kim?

What's this say to you?

Oh, it's... it's, uh...

you know... I mean...

yeah, totally. Uh...

Hey, you're Kim Possible.

You were on the news last week.

Saved some ambassador or something.

Um, y-y-yeah. I, uh...

That was cool.

Yeah.

Thanks.

Bye.

( bell rings )

I can't even form a sentence around Josh.

How am I going to ask him to Friday's dance?

Ask Manke? I don't know, Kim.

Don't you think he might feel awkward...

with us?

Us? Well, we always go together.

Yeah, but that says, you know, friends.

And this time I was thinking about lining up a...

you know...

An enemy? A date.

A date? Right. D... li... uh, dating.

Dating in a date-like kind of way. Uh-huh.

I could do that. The date thing.

Great. So who are you going to ask?

For me to get a date?

Who am I not going to ask?

( beeps )

Hey, Wade. What up?

Meet me at your locker.

You would not believe how many hits we're getting on the site.

Everyone wants your help.

Mrs. Giltmore needs someone to feed her cats.

For a week.

Ugh! Seven days, eight cats.

One litter box.

I know your Web site says you can do anything

but you have to draw the line.

Hey, long distance.

Tokyo. I love the French.

That one's an emergency.

I'll stream the security cam.

Ha-ha!

Whoa! Rewind and freeze, Wade.

Dr. Drakken.

Our archenemy.

Well, your archenemy. You know...

I don't think he even knows my name.

Come on, Ron, let's jet.

Oh, yeah!

Going to Tokyo on a school night.

How are we going to get there?

I'll phone a friend.

Hoo-hoo.

Sweet ride.

Thanks for the lift, Britina.

Kim, duh.

It's the least I could do

after you saved my Chicago show.

Aw, the backstage fire was no big.

For you maybe.

It must be so awesome not to be afraid of anything.

Huh.

Fearless I am not.

Oh, come on.

I've seen you wrestle a shark with your bare hands.

Yeah. What could scare you?

His name's Josh Manke.

Oh...

crush story.

I feel so ridiculous around him.

Just go for it.

What's the worst thing that could happen?

So, Britina, as a pop superstar

I'll bet you miss out on stuff like school dances

with, you know, normal average guys.

True. Friday.

Dance. You. Me.

Average guy.

No.

( buzzer )

See? Was that so hard?

Only to watch.

( sirens )

Oh, thank you for coming, Kim Possible.

I am Yoshiko, translator

for Nakasumi-san.

You know I'm looking for a lucky someone

to go to a dance with me.

Uh... Nakasumi-san says he's very flattered

but given the current crisis

he feels it would be inappropriate to go to the dance.

No! Ew! No. I meant...

So what's the sitch?

They have taken over our entire factory.

The workers are trapped inside.

How many?

Two.

Hundred?

No. Just two.

This is the most automated factory

in the world.

Wait up!

Ah!

Ron, stop playing around.

Okay, I'm going.

Oh! Are you kidding me?

Very funny.

The third time's the charm.

What's Drakken doing in a video game factory?

Duh.

Do you know what this factory makes?

Video games?

The Z-Boy.

Only the fastest graphics system ever.

So? Video games.

It's not even coming out back home until Christmas.

It's the must-have gift of the holiday season.

Drakken's going to steal Christmas.

Ron, I know my arch foe.

Drakken wants to take over the world.

He wants to steal Christmas.

Take over the world.

Steal Christmas.

Take over the world.

Steal Christmas.

( whispers ): Take over the world.

Steal Christmas.

Shh! Fine. Whatever.

Kim, Drakken's in the house.

Is this really the time to fix your makeup?

I see the hostages.

( gasps )

Oh, no. What?

Thought I saw a zit.

False alarm.

Okay, I'll free the hostages.

You take this.

Jack it into the video.

You mean I'm...

The distraction.

Oh... always the distraction.

Konichiwa.

Konichiwa.

Konichiwa.

Cartoons make my eyes itch.

Can't you switch that thing off?

Hmm-mm.

Dah!

Put some greasy elbow into it.

Dr. Drakken.

Ah! Ah.

Sheego, never sneak up on me like that.

I wasn't sneaking.

Ninjas make more noise than you, Sheego.

Quit it.

RON ON P.A.: Whassup?!

Naked mole rat TV is on the air.

That voice.

It's Kim Possible's dopey sidekick.

I can never remember his name.

It's Ron Stoppable coming to you totally live.

Broadcasting from...

wouldn't you like to know.

Yes, evil-doers, it's the Rufus and Ron Show.

You're canceled.

Ron.

Kim Possible.

Her I remember.

So, Kim Possible... you think to thwart

my plan?

Don't stop to tell her the plan.

( angry stammering )

I'll handle this, Sheego.

Yeah, all I know

is every time you stop to blab about your big plan she wins.

Oh. Right.

Let's go.

( maniacal laughter )

Quick. Where's our helicopter?

We don't have one.

Ooh, too bad.

DAD: I do not believe it.

That Dr. Drakken fellow stole a factory.

Seems two employees were rescued

by world-famous teen hero... hey... Kim Possible.

Nice work, honey.

Well, sure, until I let Drakken get away.

I've got to figure out his plan

before he tries to take over the world.

Oh, and then there's the Josh thing.

Josh?

Another mad scientist bent on world conquest?

So not.

Josh is this guy I want to take to the dance.

Oh, now don't you and your friend Ronald

usually go to school functions together?

Yeah, but Ron's a friend and Josh is a hottie.

( clears throat )

I wouldn't just give up without a fight.

With Drakken, I mean.

You'd better get back on that case tout de suite.

And, Kimmy, let's not talk about hotties at breakfast anymore.

Who's a hottie?

We're not talking about it.

Josh Manke.

( sighs )

BOYS: Ooh, Kim's got a boyfriend. Kim's got a boyfriend.

Don't make me hurt you.

Eat your cereal, boys.

( crunching )

So, this Josh is cute?

He's golden, Mom.

Golden? That's good, right?

Well, I prefer it over "hottie."

Josh is so cool and smart and really talented

and kind of quiet.

( burps )

Excuse you.

( slurping )

Want to know what I think?

No.

Send an anonymous e-mail.

I couldn't do that.

Yes, you can.

You, like, route it through Sweden or someplace

and it can't be traced.

Hmm, your principal has been getting

anonymous e-mails from Sweden.

Uh... got to go!

Uh... got to go!

Kimmy, telling a boy you like him

is kind of like getting into a really cold pool.

Deep breath, then take the plunge.

( school bell rings )

Before this day is over, I am going to ask Josh to the dance.

And I'm going to ask... somebody.

Your standards are so high.

Flexibility is key, Kim.

Good luck.

Don't need it.

MOTHER: Deep breath, then take the plunge.

( sighs )

( school bell rings )

( sighs )

Hi. I'm Ron St... Ow!

Josh will come through

that door any minute and I'll just spit it out.

This arm is going to the dance on Friday.

Who wants to be on it?

( chairs slide )

How about this arm?

Deep breath, then take the plunge.

Here it goes.

Hi, Kim.

Bonnie.

You don't mind if I watch, do you?

Watch what?

You, Josh...

it's so obvious that you're crushing on him.

It is not.

Oh, yeah.

Going to ask him to the dance?

Why?

I think it's great.

Really?

Totally. I get to see you crash and burn.

Maybe he'll say yes.

Maybe, but he has said no

to girls much higher on the food chain than you.

Well, I'm going to ask him anyway.

Go for it.

I will.

After practice.

♪ Check it out ♪

( techno music playing )

Attention, ladies! It is I

Ron Stoppable.

Contrary to popular belief, I am not dating Kim Possible.

Which is good news for you

Josh Manke.

Hey.

Oh, no.

There is a rare hole

in my social calendar for this Friday.

Please note, I am a bon-diggity dancer.

Thank you.

( girls laughing )

KIM: Okay, everybody

doghouse pyramid.

( beeping )

Kim, it's for you!

( groans )

Whoa!

ALL: Kim!

Hot tip on the Nakasumi heist.

Can you cut practice?

I'd rather be anywhere but here.

( whimpering and chattering )

I told you to bring a jacket, Rufus.

Naked and snow just don't mix.

Okay, let's recap what we know.

Check. Subject: Joshua Wendell Manke.

I meant about Drakken's alpine lair.

Oh, yeah, I got nothing.

Wait. His middle name is Wendell?

Well, it could be.

You've obviously done your research.

I assure you, the rest of my report is completely factual.

Gossip you've heard around school?

Moving on... Manke has rejected invitations

to the Spirit Week dance from the following:

Courtney Loop, Maria Rodriguez, Natasha Putin

Julia Roberts-- no relation--

and, of course, Bonnie Rockwaller.

No current photo was available.

Josh spiked Bonnie?

And Bonnie spiked me.

As did Courtney, Maria, Natasha and Julia.

High school.

Okay, kids, we're here.

Thanks for the lift, Heinrich.

Oh, Kim, you silly.

It's the least I can do

after you saved our village

from that avalanche last year.

No big.

So, Heinrich, got any teenage daughters

who might want to go to a big American dance party?

Nein.

Nine? One's plenty.

Or maybe two.

"Nein" means "no."

Hey, wait a minute.

I helped with that avalanche.

You started it.

Come on.

Right behind you.

( grunting )

Hey!

( clears throat )

Not a word.

Talk to me, Wade.

This is unquestionably Drakken's latest lair.

I've hacked into the security system

but it's tight.

Oh... can't shut down the sensor beams.

But I could juice the frequency so you can see them.

Please and thank you.

Hey, this isn't so hard.

Whoa!

So, Ron, you can't touch the red beams... Ron?

( screams )

Whoa! Hey!

( sighs )

Uh-oh.

( alarm blaring )

I have never been captured that fast.

This is almost as embarrassing

as cheerleading practice, Ron.

Embarrassing? Perhaps.

But it did get us inside the bad man's lair.

Don't mind me.

I just want to watch.

Um, can one of you guys give us a boost?

( yelling )

Kim!

Radical.

Back off, goons, 'cause I'm packing.

Lip gloss?

Uh, yes, lip gloss.

( all laughing )

Ron, open it and hold your breath.

( sniffing )

( gasps )

What is this stuff?

Wade, I wish you'd stop taking your father's dirty socks.

Mom, I need those.

For what?

They're integral to my top-secret stink formula.

Ooh, sorry.

No prize for second place.

Ron, lip gloss me.

Ew, that stinks.

Boo-yah!

Boo-yah!

Nice work, boys.

Now, where's...?

Ah...

my teenaged foe.

And the buffoon.

Well, this "buffoon" knows your secret plan.

You want to steal Christmas.

Not even close.

So this is a take-over- the-world thing... Ron.

Watch as this state-of-the-art assembly line

becomes the ultimate robot warrior!

Konichiwa.

That would be so cool

if it wasn't going to hurt us.

Don't freak out, Kim.

I'm not.

Well, that makes one of us.

Wade, we're up against a giant robot warrior.

Which used to be a robot assembly line.

According to these schematics, Nakasumi-san installed

an override module.

Huh? Yipe!

Konichiwa.

( mechanical whirring )

( evil laughter )

Konichiwa.

Why did she have to be a cheerleader?

If she was on the debate team

I would have vaporized her by now.

Konichiwa.

She's gone.

It's impossible!

RON: Actually, it's possible.

Kim Possible.

But that's a common mistake.

Konichiwa.

Hey, hey, I'm only the distraction.

Where is that override thingie?

Get off my back.

( grunting )

Yes!

Good luck, Wade.

I'm in.

COMPUTER: Password required.

Huh? Oh, great.

Uh,... Nakasumi?

Access denied.

Flying kick now!

Konichiwa.

And now I'm upside down.

Ooh, the buffoon.

( chattering )

Rufus!

What?!

( gasps )

You should have stuck to baby-sitting.

What made you think an ordinary teenager

could possibly defeat me?

Uh, Z-Boy?

Access denied.

We do not have time for this.

Konichiwa.

( gasps ): Konichiwa!

( engine winding down )

Score!

Wade.

What?

No.

Busted.

Indeed.

( grunts )

( grunting )

( whirring )

( screaming )

( groaning )

( moaning )

( grunting )

( yelling )

( screaming )

( grunting )

Bye-bye, Kim.

( yelling )

( Ron yelling )

Faster! Faster!

( Drakken groaning )

You think you're all that...

but you're not!

Kim, Drakken's in jail, Christmas was saved.

What's the big?

Okay, first of all

he was not trying to steal Christmas.

And I got to tell you--

Drakken was easy compared to this.

Reality check, Kim.

If you can defeat an international super freak

you can handle Josh Manke.

WADE: Kim, he just left third period

and he's headed your way.

What?

Subject, Manke.

I triangulated his position on the GPS satellite.

He's passing the gym.

( gasping )

Okay, I think you've crossed a line here.

I can't do it.

Target is on the move.

Closing in.

( beeping )

Four, three, two...

( gasping )

He's on top of you!

Maybe I just give up.

I repeat, you can handle this.

( groaning )

( gasps )

Hey.

Hey.

Um, oh... uh, I'm sorry about the banner.

You know, the one I tore down.

It was kind of weak anyway.

Oh, great! I mean, too bad.

New one's better?

Much.

Uh, don't tear it down.

Definitely not. ( chuckles )

I guess I'll see it at the dance, huh?

Maybe I'll see... you there.

At the dance?

Sure.

Maybe you'll be there... maybe with me?

Are you, what?

Asking me to the dance?

I know, I know.

I sound so random, but, yes. Yes, I am.

Cool. Very.

So I'll come by around 7:00.

I need a ride, too.

Uh, you could swing by around 7:15.

Actually, you know, my mom's going to be hemming my pants

so maybe like 7:30.

♪ ...tonight our love grows ♪

♪ I see you and my heart just stops ♪

♪ Just one look and I'm... ♪

( beeping )

( beeping stops )

♪ I see you and I see my world... ♪

RON: Help!

Somebody let me out!

Come on, I'm a bon-diggity dancer.