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You! No... Go...

You wolf!

Hey, you!

O... K

So dirty!

You! No... No...

It's my show time

Am I great?

You are great!

You are really great!

Oh! My God

So, may I help you?

I want you

You want me?

Excuse me

I'm sorry

He hit my nose too hard

I owe you money. I'm sorry

This is for you... for you, for you

Sorry

Thank you... Thank you

You always give them money

you can't afford their livings!

I have no other way!

They are all bastards

I have to learn Kungfu in Shaolin Temple

And I will teach them a good lesson

Shaolin Temple?! Stop day dreaming!

Master

You can go now

Try your best

Yes

You pass!

You can pass

Thanks

Sik Siu Yin, Sik Siu Loon

you've passed the National Exam

You'll be sent to participate

the World Martial Arts Competition

and Supernatural Power Competition held in Hawaii

I hope you will get fame for our country

So many pretty women around

Don't tease me

Since the girls are so pretty

Help...

Little bald, your clothe is great

Bye bye. Bye bye

Goodbye

The girl is so lovely

Hello. Hello

What's wrong with your eyes?

This is little dicky

Oh my God!

Oh my God!

Haven't you seen that?

It's alright, don't worry

What can I do for you this time?

OH no! Oh shit! Oh my God!

Oh! No!

It's great!

Snake fist

Tiger Claw

Monkey Fist

Kung-fu?!

Don't come, or I will shoot

Oh Jesus!

What are you doing?

You are not dreaming

A Chinese girl and a kid

hurt you seriously are you kidding?

Why?

They know Chinese Kung-fu and supernatural power

Supernatural power? I love it

Bring them to see me

Brother, don't look

So what to ask them out?

I don't know, I have no mood to work

in this few days

I just want to see her

It's must be love sick

Kidding? What'll I do?

Never mind, if you laugh you sickness will be cured

Come on, smile...

Look at me, isn't it funny?

Save it, from the day you were born

I haven't laughed

So poor!

Never mind, I will think something for you

Siu Man...

Have you recovered?

You remind me again!

What's up? You won

why do you have a long face?

Are you sick?

You're right!

He misses his lover

You are lucky

I am the expert for curing love sick

Laughing can cure miseries?

You nuts! If so

the doctors should commit suicide!

Isn't his sickness curable?

Beg for my help

I beg you, you merciful God

The only way to cure your love sick is...

laugh more

But it's different

I want you to keep smiling all the time

Once you court her

you will be cured

Look at you, who will fail for you?

Smile

Look at yourself at the mirror

To show your special attraction

Once you court her

your sickness will be over

The American steak is so delicious

But you can't eat it

A monk can't eat meat and you have to practise day and night

It's not fair

Uncle, will you take us

for a visit after the meat?

We've been here for 2 days

but I don't know how this place looks like

Come here

Please don't make funny

We are having special mission you know?

Wait for any message in your room

So delicious

Go back to your room after eating

I am leaving now

Did you attack his smiling nerve?

The one at the back too?

When we came in, he stared at us and

smiled for half an hour

Brother, what are you doing? Come on

Brother, you have great improvement

Sit down

You've tried to seduce other

why not go ahead and date her?

I am sure he won't go

even you threaten to kill him

Why?

It's simple

He is chicken

You are lucky

I have a secret prescription

Wine

Drink it, come on

So?

Go to hell!

The silly boy disappears

There are so many weird people in America

Isn't he the one who was assaulted yesterday?

I forgot!

How long will he laugh?

It will last for 2 hours

Drink it...

So? Are you scared?

No, I scared nothing

Charges up

See who has the guts to ask me go

We say Alloha in Hawaii

it's same as Hello

Come on, follow me...

It's great! You are my idol

It's peanut, don't mention it

So smart!

Well, I will show you around

My brother and I will be your tourist guide, alright?

No, thanks!

My brother knows this place very well

No, thanks

He is so smart

No, thanks

This is my turn

No, thanks

I don't understand why don't you promise?

Why are you here in Hawaii?

We have to carry a mission

Siu Loon

What mission?

Nothing...

Excuse me

May I borrow a pen?

What?

Pen

What?

It's troublesome of knowing English

Pen

What?

Oh my God

You want another? So troublesome!

Here it is

No... No

Forget it

No

Forget it

The foreigners are troublesome

You speak good English can you teach me?

It's simple

The people in America are called Americans

What?

It's easy

A-mer-ri-can

English

Eng-lish?

See my tongue? Roll it

Eng-lish!

English is simple if you want to learn it

I will ask my brother to teach you

Brother, come on, come here

Don't panic

Say hello!

Here

Miss, sorry, he is shy

so he dares not come to talk to you

Sorry... sorry

Let's go, don't be shy!

Don't lose face!

It's a rare chance, go!

Thank you... thank you

Miss, you are like the cloud of the sky

You have lovely smiles

so cowry!

Miss, be frank, I am...

You are too honest!

Shall we have a movie?

You are childish!

Well...

I'll show you around, just you and me

Sure

That's great!

What's the matter?

I've brought her here

Where is she?

Just next to you

How long have you come here?

She heard everything, didn't she?

What is he doing?

He wants to court girl

I won't mind you giving more

Thank you

The American ice bar is so cool!

Brother Loon, it's not ice bar

The is called ice-cream

What?

Ice-cream

What a funny name!

You just love learning foul language!

You are great

Thank you very much

What?

Thank you very much

You know this English phase

My unit leader taught me that

Who is better in Kung-fu? You or your brother?

We learn different kind of Kung-fu

His Kung-fu needs more practice

My Kung-fu needs more thinking

Supernatural power?

My family was poor when I was small we have no money for eggs

The boy lived next door

could have preserved tea egg everyday

When I smell the scent of the egg

I thought

I wish I could have eaten it

Later, the egg was inside my mouth

For this thing, I was tied up and

was seriously beaten

I understand later once I concentrated myself

I could have done many things by supernatural power

Isn't it funny?

For one egg

I've got my supernatural power

It's great

What a lovely sea!

When I was in hometown I haven't seen sea before

May I show you to the door?

No, thanks, my uncle has been back

Siu Loon, follow me, let me carry you

Bye bye. Bye bye

Sister, I wish to play with them tomorrow

I love ice bar

I love American ice-cream

Ice-cream

Yes, I remember

Ether smoke!

Siu Loon

Hsu Wen-yau, 65 years old

he was the master of Scientific Institute

Now he brought along with a key starter

what key starter?

It's a secret nuclear weapon system

near between China & Russia

This system is owned

by Russia and China

After the declination of USSR

Hsu intended to use it to

restore Russian Federalism

Your mission is to get it before the Russian

And take it to China with the key starter

Yes, but you have to bring me

a stuff of Hsu

So I will take it to Siu Yin to let her feel it

Alright!

Comrade, it's your call

Hello? What? Siu Loon is kidnapped?

Chinese Kung-fu?

Arrange him for the race

I am sure it's the ether smoke used

by the Japanese Ninja

Kidding?

It's America

Trust me. It must be Japanese Ninjas

When I opened the door last night

I smelt such scent and I knew there must be something wrong

I shouldn't let him stay alone

Don't worry, go back to the hotel for a rest first

If I've got any news I will inform you at once

Before finding him, I won't go back

In fact, I have no face to go back

Our neighbour Turtle's father

is working in a Japanese Sport Centre

That's the only sport centre for Japanese

Once I go in

I can feel Siu Loon

Go in

Work hard

Siu Loon has been here

Try hard to delay them I'll search for evidence

Why are you here?

This is my brother he wants to learn sword play

Get out. We don't want any new comer

No...

Wait

Be frank, he comes to mess up your place

Brother

Fix him

Siu Loon?!

Give me five! Yeah!

Help... set me free

I don't want to die in this place

This is hell!

Are you alright?

Sorry. I've dragged you down

What are you doing?

It's not a dream

Sister, please use supernatural power to save us from danger

Kidding?

Your Kung-fu is ruined?

I will be powerful if only Siu Loon

is 500 ft around me

He will gain power once he is with me

Or, only 70% of my Kung-fu will be left

The magnetic fields of our body

are attracted to each other

This is called inspiration

Can you feel Siu Loon now?

Yes, he is facing a big problem

He seems to be having a duel with others

I feel that he is around

Where is he?

Really?

And he must be within 500 feet

He is getting closer to me

Siu Loon...

Siu Loon...

Siu Loon...

Siu Loon...

He is fine, vomit the blood dirt

I will give him my energy and he'll recover after 10 minutes

Don't bother us

Siu Loon

Follow me

Siu Loon...

Don't talk

Did I hurt your foot with my fingers?

Sorry...

You take away my important thing

This is valuable, don't lose it

keep quiet, don't shout

They will never dream of it

I put this inside my ass

It stinks

it really stinks after putting it inside the ass!

Horrible smell!

Shut up

It you sell it to Chinese Embassy

you will be rich

You are real lucky!

Take good care of it

Granny...

I won't die at ease!

Uncle

None of her business

You are so ridiculous

Siu Yin just wants to save Siu Loon only

Kick him away

Go

Don't touch me

You have to go out

It's my fault

Shut up!

Let me go...

Wait

Where did you get it?

There is shit on it

Tell me!

Why are you so fierce?

It not, I won't tell a word

Sorry!

Can you tell me where did you get from?

This is so important to

Siu Yin and Siu Loon

Isn't it, litte pal?

Damn it

An old man sent this to me

in a basement

Where is he now?

Where is he?

He died

Died?

He didn't leave with ease

What did he say before he die?

He said I would be rich

if I sell it to Chinese Embassy

After he finished

then he died

Just these words?

Yes!

Think clearly, did he say something else?

No

Really?

No

Kick him away

I've said his face is like a boat

What is the meaning?

Nonsense!

I have to go back to Peking tomorrow

How do you feel the American tour?

The American moon is prettier than the moon in my hometown

Not only the moon

Have you discovered how much

a bellboy earns per day?

He earns more than

a senior official does

I've worked for a whole life

I am loyal to my country

But I'm worse than a bell boy

I won't be that poor

Uncle, you've drunk too much

I beat you because I have to cheat

those people in the Embassy

If I didn't do so

you would been seriously punished

I understand

No matter how, will you forgive me?

I have blocked your nerve

In the coming three months you can't practise

or you will lose your kung-fu

Just tell them you are attacked

so you lose your kung-fu

It'll be alright

I can't been poor

It's my turn to get rich

Remember, Siu Loon will help you tomorrow

Don't practise, or you will die

I request US $110 million

Deposit the money in the Swiss bank

Then I'll give you the key switch

Don't play tricks

I won't be as stupid as the old Hsu

Although you lose 110 million

but you will have more business

I think you are smart

You know I won't come without preparation

I come, that's why I have my own plan

Alright, I love trade with smart guy

What a pity that, you committed three mistakes

First, you moisture your lips for 115 times

since you've come

You are a swindler!

In fact, you are so scared

Second, you are greedy

US $110 million!

If I have so much money

I wouldn't be that tough for money

We may discuss that

Third, you are same as the old fool

You betrayed your country

I know you very well

Even I let you go, you have no way out

If I want to kill you

that's a piece of cake

You're so smart

If you let me where the key switch is

I guarantee to let you alive

If I tell you, you will kill me

I won't be that stupid

You will tell me

In order not to suffer so much

You will tell me

Uncle brought me and Siu Loon up

He must have

his own reasons to do so

I worry that he isn't capable to fight with the bad guys

Why didn't we call the police?

Don't disclose the case

If we call the police

even we'll save uncle his life will be finished

Let's take risk

Anyway, we know where their headquarter is

I lost my Kung-fu, and Siu Loon

lost half of his Kung-fu too

If we go, we will be dead

Why not buy a gun?

Where can we get a gun?

No

I know where

Where?

Tin Chung Mun

Once I fooled him

and he scared me with a gun

You must be coming

from Shaolin Temple

right?

How is Master Wing-gun and Min-pik

Do you know them?

It's a long story

30 years ago, the Shaolin united the world of martial arts

Wu Tong and Kun Lun were under Shaolin

But the masters were not agreed to each other

so Shaolin was separated into two

One was called South Shaolin

and the other was called North Shaolin

I am the successor of the chief master of North Shaolin

Since I crawled faster I got the Buddist beads at last

Master

Be frank, I mistook that was grapes

that's why I took it

You wouldn't believe

I looked like Siu Loon when I was small

What a coincidence

The yellow River flows to the sea under the sun...

If you want better view you should go upstairs...

The one who educated me was Mater Wing-gun

And Master Min-pik taught me Kung-fu

Crazy! Shaking all the time

I got giddiness

On day, old Budhha wanted to test me

what did I learn

Make a poem

OK!

11, 2, 3, 4, 5

3, 4, 5, 6, 7

6, 7, 8, 9, 110

9, 110, J, Q, K

What does that mean?

112345, there are five monks

How about 34567?

They have 3, 4, 5, 6, 7 wives

And 6, 7, 8, 9110?

In other words

when it is 678

9 and ten o' clock...

How about 9, 110, J, Q, K?

They are grambling

Master, are you alright?

Get lost

How did you teach your student?

Useless! Do you dare?

Look at me

I am fine, I am so lucky!

Oh, he is died

How did you teach your student? Do you dare?

In that night, Master Min-pik &

Master Wing-gun made a decision

In order not to lose their face

and to avoid suffering from beating

So, they hoped me to leave Shaolin quietly

I left Hunam

and then to Hawaii

I have hidden here for 30 years

Great, he's gone

He's gone at last

It is a miserable memory

It's fate for us to meet today

Maybe this is the arrangement of God

How are you, Uncle

I am not the master of Shaolin anymore

My God

Our Father in Heaven... Amen

I've come to USA for years

I believe in Jesus now

Every speaks English

they don't understand Buddha

Come on

I need to show you something

I think you must have met many difficulties

I can't help anymore

But this book may help you a lot

5-shape Fist? This is the most powerful

Kung-fu scroll in Shaolin

That's why we can't find in Shaolin Temple

It's with you

It seems to be arranged

Master Min-pik gave it to me secretly

when I left Shaolin

He asked me to return after practising it

Few days ago, I was thinking

I may not have any students

I can't imagine...

We can save Uncle after practising Five-Shape Fist

You want me to practise?!

Sure

Oh! My god

Monkey Fist

Mantis Fist

Don't you want me to go with you?

We can't help much

I don't want them to protect us

If we don't return after midnight

report to police then

Yes

Siu Loon, take care

Yes I know. We have to go now

You have to come back alive

I will come back

Go... od bye

Go-od bye

What did he say?

He said Goodbye

Siu Yin...

I take this bullet as my safety charm

Take this

I hope it can protect you

Thank you

You should tell me sooner or later why suffer so much?

Tell me

Where is the key switch?

I am so money minded

I don't mind how you torture me

Up to you

Money for information

Well, I will wait and see how you suffer!

Is Shaolin Kung-fun great?

Sister, are you alright?

I am fine, let's go

Left, right!

I wanna kill you!

Hong Kong Kick

Hard Head Stance

I jump... I wannajump here

Jump...

Are you alright?

Siu Loon...

I am fine!

Your nerve is blocked

but you want to use your power

The blood circulation is blocked so you lose supernatural power

You are great

Thank you

What did you say?

Thank you

I am so stupid

Have you had enough fun?

You kung-fu masters always make a mistake

No matter how powerful you are

just one bullet can kill you

Oh! No!

Wait

She curved my gun with

her supernatural power

don't come over

Cheer up

Bullets have no mercy

Siu Yin...

You are great!

Come on, this way

Siu Yin, you are so great

to catch the bullet

This is the bullet that you gave me

Uncle

Uncle...

Are you alright?

You've come at last

It's dropped

What's this?

It stinks

Kidding?!

Bullshit

where else can I put that?

It stinks

Stop kidding

Comrade So

Comrade So...

Comrade Siu Yin has written

a detailed report of this case

We informed Peking

And we will listen to the order of our senior

I will be solely reponsible

it's none of their business

Comrade so, congratulation

we've received telegram from Peking

You are praised

You will have $1100, 000 award and a promotion

You will go back to China by the earliest flight tomorrow

A grand celebration party is waiting for you

It'll be hosted by Deputy Chairman

To celebrate your completion

of such a difficult mission

Congratulation!

Thank you, but I have to make some corrections

They have contributed effort too

Three of us co-operated to complete the mission

We made a deal

when we have better living

you are welcome to visit me any time

Will you write to me?

Sure

Look!

When you see sunset again we will be thinking of each other

Try hard to think of me

On that night, you will see me in your dream

Really?

Sure

Let's make a deal

Brother Loon, I beg you to

take me Shaolin, alright?

But it's not possible

I will be dead meat if I can't go to Shaolin

30 years ago

when I left Shaolin

I swore

From thay day onwards

my family or my descendents

can never reach Shaolin Temple

But I am afraid the people from Shaolin will discover me

so I hide myself here

Few years ago, I have had a son

It's strange, when he was born he hates having hair

He wants to be bald

And he fascinates about Shaolin

What a crazy

Am I being punished by God?!

Because I escaped from Shaolin

and my son has to compensate for me

So, I am the little bald

Right?

What do you think?

You always fooled me

Can I be fooled that easily?

I just want to make you happy

It makes me sad and happy!

What does it mean?

I can go to Shaolin Temple

And?

I am sorry to have such an ugly daddy

But, I am used to your ugly look

You are not so ugly now

Good boy

Daddy

Good boy

So touching

Siu Loon is back...

Master

Master Wing-gun

Master Min-pik

How are you, Masters?

What a hard time!

Get up!

I haven't brought you any gift

But I have got

the missing descendant of Shaolin for you

Kidding? Wu Hung hides himself in America

how can you find him?

Isn't he a fake?

This is his son

My Buddha