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All right!

Give it up for Smash Mouth!

Let's hear it, come on!

Hangin' Chad, coming back live
at the KQSF Annual Beach Bash.

Winding it up with
our special guest,

the stunningly beautiful,
Phoebe Halliwell

of "Ask Phoebe" fame.

Okay, so, what's your deal?

Are you psychic, is that it?

- I'm sorry?
- I mean you gotta be, don't you?

Your column has skyrocketed,

all the critics rave about how
amazingly insightful your advice is.

How else do you explain it?

I just think I read people really well.

Oh, you do, do you?

Can you read me?

I don't know.
Write a letter and we'll see.

Come on, give it a shot.

You guys wanna see her do it,
don't you?

All right, all right.

What do you want advice on?

Okay, let's see.

There's this woman that I like,
and I'd like to ask her out.

But I'm afraid she'll say no.
What should I do?

Well, why don't you just ask me
and find out?

Hey, are you out of your mind?

What are you doing here?

Freyja sent me.

She wants to know
what's taking so long.

Freyja?

For a mythical character,
she sure does worry a lot.

She's not the only one
who's worried.

He's an Elder, Chris.

How much longer do you really
expect us to keep him?

Don't tell me he's complaining.

Yes, a lot actually.

I don't believe it!
Banish the guy to an island

filled with beautiful women
and he still complains.

- I can't win.
- How much longer?

Until I'm ready.

I'm sorry, but I haven't finished
what I came here to do yet.

And I need Leo
out of the way until I can.

More importantly, the sisters
can't find him before I'm ready.

- Or else...
- I know.

We all understand the risks.

I'd never hurt you, Mist.

- You know that.
- You would if you had to.

I know that too.

Chris, are you up there?

You better go.

Please. Hurry.

Hey, do you have any laundry?

No, no. I'm good, thanks.

I'm gonna get your sisters.
We have another demon to vanquish.

Okey-dokey.

Hi. I'm sorry if I embarrassed
you back there.

- I'm glad it was on the radio.
- I don't know why I answered like that.

- It was...
- It was dead on, that's what it was.

It was exactly what I was feeling.
Nervous about asking you out.

Really? You were?

Well, then maybe I should ask you out
and just take the pressure off.

I just don't know
what's the matter with me.

It's gotta be the heat or something.

- Bayview Caf�, say, 1:00?
- I'll be there.

Phoebe.

Chris, what are you doing here?

Listen, I gotta get back.

- Don't be late.
- I won't be.

Trok demon. Remember?

- Chris, get a life.
- Come on.

Stop! Stop!

Sit! Heel!

Stop!

I gotta get a real job.

Trok demon?

What now?
Can't you see I'm working?

All right, can we get this started
because I have to go...

Where did they come from?

He wouldn't let me
take them back first.

- Back?
- Yeah, I'm a...

...dog walker.

The temp agency messed up.

Do you mind? We have to summon
the demon while he's still on our plane.

- Piper!
- Oh, Chris, lighten up.

Sending us after all these demons
is getting to be a real drag.

- Yeah, you're working us like dogs.
- I don't see Piper complaining.

No, because Piper doesn't complain
about anything anymore.

Ever since Leo left
to become an Elder,

all she does is walk
around the house all chipper.

- So?
- So it's unusual.

What's worse, it's not Piper.

I'd love to have a play date.

Maybe we can call Jennie
and she can bring baby Josie.

And then I'll bring the juice
and maybe bake some muffins, and...

Oh, how cute.

Okay?

- She's getting worse.
- Definitely.

- Do you have a spell?
- Right out of the Book.

After you summon him,
make sure Piper freezes him.

Otherwise you'll never
get the spell off.

Take these guys to the attic,
they'll be fine there.

- Wait. Me?
- Yeah, you. Go.

- Alrighty, are we ready?
- Alrighty.

Phoebe, have I told you how much
I love your new 'do, it's fabulous!

- Very chipper.
- Okay, let's do this.

You take this.

Piper, freeze him!

What did you do that for?

I don't know. I didn't mean to.

"From other worlds far and near

Let's get him the Trok out of here"

Everybody okay?

Yeah. That was awesome.

What kind of whitelighter can't heal?

- For the record, you can't heal either.
- I'm half whitelighter.

How come you didn't tell us this
before we hired you?

Because you didn't hire me.
I was assigned by the Elders.

Any other little surprises
you'd like to share with us?

No.

Look, I haven't been a whitelighter
very long, okay?

And healing, it's big.

- And takes a while to learn how to do.
- Great, student-lighter.

You could have told us about this,
like, I don't know, maybe a month ago?

Well, I know one thing for sure.

We're gonna stop
all this demon-fighting for a while.

Wait. Why?

Can somebody please fold the towels
in the dryer when it's done?

That's why.

I put a casserole in the oven. You can
check it in about an hour or so.

I will be at the club if you need me.
Have fun.

Oh, my God. She is so sad.

Sad?
Where are you getting sad from?

How about this? Three more demons,
then we can talk about taking a break.

Do you have a quota or something?

I've told you this before.

I know from future knowledge that
a demon is gonna come after Wyatt.

These are all
just pre-emptive strikes.

Okay. Look, Chris, we like you a lot.

But we've been doing this
a lot longer than you have.

Trust me, you have to pace yourself
and you gotta let us have a life.

Speaking of which, I have to go
get ready for my lunch date.

Oh, I didn't know your boss
was back in town.

No, it's not with Jason.

It's with Chad, the DJ,
who I'm not really interested in.

Two demons.
How about that? Two?

No, Chris, and especially not until
we figure out what's wrong with Piper.

And more importantly,
Piper's powers.

I swear, I think Leo did something
to her before he left.

You know what? I think it's about time
we orb him down here and ask him.

- I don't think that's possible.
- Well, then make it possible.

Even if he doesn't care
about Piper as his wife,

as an Elder, he at the least should care
about what happened to her powers.

- I can't.
- Yeah, you can.

You just go up there and tell him
to get his butt back down here.

That's not why I can't.

I didn't wanna tell you this because
I didn't wanna worry you two but...

Leo's missing.

- What?
- Missing? How long?

Since the last time we saw him.

Anyways, the Elders
think he's been... kidnapped.

By whom?

Go! Go!

They got Kruger!

Who?

What the...?

It's all right.
You don't have to be afraid.

You're one of the chosen few.

Don't worry.

I promise you'll understand
soon enough.

- You're amazing, Piper.
- Sorry?

I mean, seriously,
I don't know how you do it.

I mean, I could barely
take care of myself

when little Darryl was a baby,
let alone run a daycare.

Well, you know, nobody was using
the club during the day anyway,

and I was running out of room at home
with all of Wyatt's play dates.

Well, I think it's great.

Really, I mean, especially
with everything you're going through.

What?

Sheila's been a little
concerned about you lately.

You know, with Leo and all.

I can't even imagine
how hard it must be for you.

Do you ever even talk to him?

Oh, no. It's probably
against the rules.

But, you know,
no use crying over spilt milk.

And besides, you know,
I just gotta push ahead for Wyatt.

Well, better get these treats
to the little ones.

Is Darryl Jr. staying late?

- Yeah.
- Yeah, yeah.

Super.

Hey, guys, have fun.
Coming through.

I gotta get back to the station.

- Hi, guys.
- Hey.

- Hi.
- What's the matter?

- Sorry?
- Something's bothering you, I can tell.

- Phoebe?
- What?

Oh, sorry.

So, you know,
Piper's doing fine, huh?

Yeah, but you don't think she is.

Don't mind her,
she's just being a little annoying.

Would you excuse us for a second?

- Yeah, sure.
- Yeah.

- See you later.
- Bye.

What is going on with you?

I don't know, it's weird.

Lately, I've just been feeling
a lot of weird vibes.

I don't know what it is.

Vibes.

Check it out.
I can really, really only deal

- with one whacked out sister at a time.
- Got it.

Piper?

Piper, you got a minute?

- Can it wait?
- No, actually, it can't.

- It's about Leo.
- Oh, did he call?

Not exactly.

There's no easy way to break this
so I'm just gonna come out and say it.

Leo's missing.

We found out the Elders haven't heard
from him since he left to join them.

So did he happen
to say anything to you

the last time you saw him
that could potentially help?

No. All I remember him saying

is that he was leaving to become
an Elder and I wished him good luck.

That's it?
That was your big goodbye?

Yeah, as far as I can remember.

But I wouldn't worry about it too much.
He'll turn up sooner or later.

Excuse me.

So much for that shocking
her back into reality, huh?

Unfortunately,
I think only Leo can do that.

Greetings, Mist.

You under-rotated.

Now watch.

You were gone a while, Mist.

I was beginning to worry.

I wanted you to be pleased.

Cute.

But can he fight?

Like no other.

We'll see.

Am I in heaven?

Warrior heaven.

Until I see how well you do
against our champion, anyway.

What do you want from me?

We want you to fight.

He fought well enough.

Heal him. Get him into training.

- Come.
- What about me?

I don't belong here and you know it!

No? You're an Elder, aren't you?

You have much to teach
my warriors.

Where exactly are you trying
to find Leo? Jupiter?

When an Elder gets kidnapped,

they're probably not just gonna
take him to Chinatown, right?

I think everything is game,
even the cosmos.

Still, I don't see how the crystal's
gonna find him,

especially not without something
of his to focus it better.

I've got one of his plaid shirts.

I was thinking something
a little more special than that.

Leo loved those shirts.
His entire closet's full of them.

What's your problem?

You're nervous, I can feel it.

Watch your vibes.

I just think you guys should be
focusing on helping Piper, not Leo.

- I was right.
- Hey, finding Leo

could help us with Piper.

Well, then you better find another way,
because you are not gonna find him.

I mean, you haven't found him yet,
have you?

I'm telling you, just leave
it up to the Elders, all right?

- Just let it go.
- Let it go? He's Wyatt's father.

- And our brother-in-law.
- Ex-brother-in-law.

I'm just trying to get you two to focus
on your sister here. That's all.

Because with her powers messed up,
you guys are all at risk.

- He's right.
- I know.

But if Leo did do something
to block Piper's pain,

how do we unblock it without him?

- A magical laxative.
- Okay.

But think about it. If we can write
a spell to help her remember her pain,

I don't know,
it could even help us find Leo.

Who are you calling, Spells "R" Us?

No, I'm calling the Bayview Caf�.

I'm gonna cancel my lunch date
with Chad, which I'm already late for.

Bayview Caf�.

Hi, can I speak
to Chad Carson, please?

- I was supposed to meet him for...
- Yes, he couldn't make it today.

- What?
- He called and he cancelled.

- He cancelled?
- Yes, he cancelled.

Are you sure?
He didn't even call...

He told us to let you know
he's very sorry.

He stood me up.

Wait, weren't you just calling
to cancel on him?

Yeah, but I called him.
That's cancelling.

He called the restaurant.
That's standing up.

This doesn't make any sense.

I don't understand.

He liked me,
he really liked me. I felt it.

Well, excuse me, but it didn't even
seem like your heart was in it anyway.

Where you going?
We have a spell to write!

And I have a DJ to grill!

All right, here you go, Chad.

Thanks, Billy.

Hey.

I hear they have hot dogs
at the Bayview Caf�.

Phoebe, what are you doing here?

That's funny, I was about to ask
you the same thing.

Listen, I can explain.

That's good,
because that's why I'm here.

I was just hoping you could
help me understand something

that's baffled women
since the beginning of time.

Why don't men call
after they ask us out?

And why do they cancel
at the last minute,

and even worse, stand us up?

Look, I'm sorry but I had something
really important come up.

- Are you intimidated by me?
- What?

Because you weren't intimidated
by me when you asked me out.

Hold on, you asked me out,
remember?

Oh, wait. Are you saying
that you didn't want me though?

- Because I know you did, I felt it.
- Wait a minute.

You don't like successful women.

I gotta go.

Wait, are you telling me that everything
that I've worked so hard for in my life,

everything I fought to achieve,
makes me less attractive to men?

Because if that's what you're saying,
I just...

It just hurts. It hurts so much.

It hurts so much, Mommy!

Don't you think
you're overreacting just a little?

No, I don't!

Actually, yeah, I do.

- It hurts so much, Mommy.
- I know it does.

Sir, what does it matter
when I bring the dogs home?

Their owners aren't there. That's why
I got the job in the first place.

Why don't you go hump a dog?
Did you ever think of that?

No, not you, sir.

Look, you know,
when I came to the agency,

I really went with the idea that I would
be helping people, not animals.

And what I really mean
to say is that it's...

Sir, it is time for me
to strike out on my own.

Yeah, I'll have the dogs
back in an hour.

- Piper's home!
- Coming.

Hey, who's that?

Ask her.

Hi, how's it going?

How's it going?

What are you doing?

Whose babies are these?

Hi.

Well, their mommies
couldn't pick them up in time,

so I offered to bring
them home for a while.

Oh, you did?

What about, you know, Leo?

I don't know, what about him?

Look, Wyatt, look who's here.

Another friend for you to play with.

- Is that the memory spell?
- Yeah.

And she can stay
as long as she likes.

Cast it.

"Powers and emotions tied
A witch's heart is where it hides

Help her through her agony
Bless her with her memory"

Piper, you okay?

I'm sorry, do I know you?

Very funny.

Oh, cute.

Yours?

No, yours.

Mine? Well, what do you mean?

Wait, who am I?

What am I doing here?

Great, Paige, you didn't restore
her memory, you erased it.

That's impossible.
It's a good spell, I know it.

Unless it interacted badly
with Leo's magic.

What happened?
How did that happen?

It's okay.
You're gonna be okay.

Just don't point at anything, okay?
Just keep your hands down.

Like this: Okay?

Can somebody please
tell me what's going on?

We're gonna tell you that,
just as soon as we know ourselves.

Okay, you come in here,
and you have a seat,

and take a load off.

Yeah, and keep those arms down.

Oh, my goodness.

Don't freak out, because magic got us
into this and magic will get us out.

- Did you see that?
- See what?

- Wyatt, he orbed his pacifier.
- What?

I think I know how to find Leo.

Leo? Will you please
forget about Leo?

Oh, Piper, hi!

You're never gonna believe this.

I think I have a new power.

It would certainly explain
a lot of my weird behaviour lately,

like why I wanted to date Chad,

and why my advice
has been so amazingly accurate.

I know, this is huge, right? Huge.

So, what's my new power you ask?
Oh, I'll tell you.

Do you remember that empath
we helped a couple of years ago?

That guy that could feel
what other people were feeling?

- Phoebe.
- Just a sec.

I think that's what I am now.

An empath.

I am an empath.

That's my new power.

Or at least an advancement
of my premonition power, I don't know.

Neither does she, I'm afraid.

Know, that is, anything.

Paige erased her memory.

Can you blow things up too?

Oh, boy.

Paige!

What did you do to our sister?

Oh, you poor dear.

You feel awful about it, don't you?

I'm so sorry.

- Thanks. I think.
- That's it?

That's all the ass-kicking you'll dole
out? You're supposed to be sisters.

She's clearly devastated about this.

You can't let her off the hook. You
need enough guilt to get her to fix it.

I think I just fixed it.

I think we just found Leo.

- "We"?
- Yep, Wyatt and me.

I mean, nothing's more important
to Leo than him, right?

Oh, there you go, big boy.

- Let's go.
- Go? Go where?

It's pointing to the middle
of the Indian Ocean.

There must be something there.
I trust Wyatt.

- No, this is crazy.
- Chris,

she's feeling really
strongly about this.

I have a new power.

I'll explain on the way.

Hey, can you take the dogs
back for me?

- The addresses are in the book.
- No, there's no way.

If anyone should be protecting
themselves, it's me from you.

It's so beautiful here, it's like paradise.
But why isn't it on the map?

They obviously don't want
anyone to know it exists.

Like the island has some sort
of magical camouflage or something.

Yeah, well,
that's a hell of a lot of magic.

Over there!

Well, that was close.
I hope they're not looking for us.

Anything?

Phoebe. Paige.

Leo! Oh, my God.

I can't believe it.

I can't tell you how good
it is to see you guys.

- Hey, you cut your hair.
- Yeah, you like it?

Hello, people.

What are you doing in here anyway?

Somebody put me here, that's what.
Watch out!

Oh, thank you.

Wow, Leo, I didn't know
you had it in you.

I've changed.

Get out before the Valkyries find you.
If you orbed here, they've been alerted.

Valkyries? Who are they,
and what do they want with you?

But you can't orb out from here,
it's protected.

You need to get out of here.
Now go! Run!

We'll be back.

I told you, I don't belong here.

You could have been killed, you know
that? What were you thinking?

We were thinking of finding Leo, which
we actually did, if that matters to you.

What was up with that skirt
he was wearing?

At least the skirt wasn't plaid.

I don't believe this. It's like neither of
you guys are taking this very seriously.

- Hey, do you mind?
- I can't help it if he doesn't like you.

You were supposed
to take him home.

I tried, but the owners weren't there.

Besides, the dog,
he's not my job, he's yours.

I know, don't remind me.

Hey, Oscar, lay down.

Look, Paige, I think he likes you.

Yeah, great.

Don't tell me you can read
his feelings too.

No, but if I start
licking your toes, run.

Where's Piper?

I put her in her room, hoping
that it might jog her memory,

since nobody else
seems to be trying to.

Here it is.

"Valkyries, a powerful race
of demigoddesses

who scout the battlegrounds
for dying warriors..."

"...then take their souls to Valhalla,

where they prepare them
for the final world battle."

Valkyries, huh?

Does that mean they're good?

How can they be good
if they've got Leo?

And how did they even get Leo?
He's not a dying warrior, he's an Elder.

Why don't you guys
concentrate on helping Piper.

I'm gonna fill in the Elders
and see what they want to do.

Chris, we don't have time.
We have to go back for Leo now.

Why? Doesn't sound
like he's in trouble.

He's only stuck in a cage.

They tried to kill us.

My point exactly. Too dangerous.
You're not going back.

Wait, let me get this straight.

Are you telling me that you'd
rather just let Leo rot there,

is that what you're saying?

- No, but...
- He needs our help.

Not to mention he may be
the only way we have to save Piper.

You can't orb into Valhalla
undetected.

The only way to get there safely
is with a Valkyrie's pendant.

But that still won't get you close to Leo.
He's too well-guarded now.

How do you know all this?

I've crossed paths
with Valkyries before...

...in the future.

Anyway, I can get you pendants,
but the only way to get close to Leo

is by proving to the Valkyries
you're one of them.

How are we supposed to do that?

Easy, just arrive
with a warrior's soul.

Oh, easy.

Where are we supposed to find
a warrior's soul?

Beats me.

It's all right,
you don't have to be afraid.

You're a brave warrior.

I'll take care of you.

I don't think so, Leysa. Not this time.

What are you doing here?

My plans have changed,
unfortunately.

The witches found Leo
sooner than I would have liked.

That's not my problem.
We kept our end of the deal.

I know.

And I'm forever grateful.

But I can't risk them
finding out what I'm up to.

I'm truly sorry.

Forgive me.

Officer down, 8th Avenue sewer.
We need an ambulance.

Attention all units in the vicinity
of the 8th Avenue sewer.

We have an officer down.
I repeat, we have an officer down.

- You ain't got nothing on me.
- Shut up.

Get in there.

- Wait here.
- Yeah, like I'm going anywhere.

Are you out of your mind?
What are you doing here?

Darryl, we need your help.

Does this have anything to do with
you asking Sheila to watch Wyatt?

- She just called.
- Yes, but we don't have a lot of time.

- It's about Leo.
- You found him?

- Actually, we did.
- We need your help to save him.

Sure, you know that.
Just ask. Anything.

Great. We just need to borrow
your soul for a couple of hours.

We'll get it right back.

It's perfectly safe really.
Your body will just slip into a coma

and as long
as we get your soul back in time...

- Which we will.
...you'll be fine.

Just a little headache, that's all.

What do you say?

You're serious, aren't you?

Please, Darryl, it's the only way
we can save Leo.

No. I ain't doing it.

Darryl, please.

No, absolutely not.

I love Leo like a brother,

but you know, there is a limit
to what you can ask a man to do.

And this is definitely over the limit.

- Darryl?
- What?

That's just great.

I hope this works.

Just remember everything I told you
and you'll be fine, okay?

Okay we got the... Oh, my God,
what did you do to Piper?

I turned her into a Valkyrie.
And convinced her she's one too.

Actually it wasn't that hard really,
considering the fact

- that her mind is basically a blank.
- Why?

You might need the power of three
to get Leo out of Valhalla.

And this is the only way
you're gonna get her into Valhalla.

Well, if Piper ever gets
her memory back, she's gonna kill you.

- Why?
- Because she hates wearing

those costumes as much as we do.

Yeah? Well, in that case,
you're gonna kill me too.

Can I help you?

We've brought you a warrior.

- Warrior?
- Is there a problem?

How come I don't recognize you?

Perhaps you'll recognize this.

A warrior's spirit, worthy of Valhalla.

Well done.

Not a bad afterlife if you ask me.

You're doing great, honey.

Okay, I know how
we're gonna save Leo,

but how are we gonna save Morris?

I have no idea.
That's why they call it winging it.

- What are you two talking about?
- Nothing.

What are you waiting for? Attack!

Leo?

What are we gonna do?

It's Piper.

Her pain is back. Do something.

Kill him!

- Take the fall!
- What fall?

Stay down.

What is he doing here?

What are we doing here?

Piper.

Do something.

We just wanted to apologize
for sending you such a weak warrior.

We can get rid of him for you.

Get rid of him?

Yeah, you know, like,

send his spirit on
to the hereafter... or something.

Very well.

You left me, didn't you?

Potion, potion!

We gotta get out of here.

It's clear!

I'll open the portal.

Phoebe.

It's Piper.

Her heart is breaking.

- Piper...
- Don't. Stay away from me.

I promise I will explain everything
when we get home,

but right now we need to go.

Home?

We don't have a home. You left us.

Leo, talk to her.

I didn't have a choice.

I became an Elder. It's not something
I wanted, it just happened.

Yeah, see, I know all of this.

Why didn't I remember it?

Because I used my powers
so you wouldn't have to.

Your anger almost destroyed a city,
then your pain almost destroyed you.

I wanted to help you, so you wouldn't
have to deal with it all at once.

So you took my feelings away?

No.

Never.

I was gonna reverse the spell slowly so
you could feel a little more every day,

but then somebody did this to me.
Somebody put me here so I couldn't.

I'm sorry.

Look, I don't want to rush you two,
but we have to go.

I have to second that.

You bastard,
how dare you do this to me?

- To our son.
- Phoebe?

We had a life together,
a family, and you destroyed it.

You destroyed me.

You left me alone
to raise our son by myself!

How could you do this?

How could you do this?

How could you?

I don't feel Piper anymore.

We have to go.

Come on, Piper. We gotta go.

- Go? Go where?
- Home, hurry!

We gotta leave her. Come on!