All language subtitles for Barcelona Noche De Verano (2013)

"Mankind has existed for millions of years."

"And the comet was predicted already several hundred years ago"

"Already the Incas predicted that a huge rock would someday approach earth."

"Scholars announced the end of the world."

"Everything will end and the water will be the
only element that offers us protection."

Hello Albert. Everything OK?
What happened?

First floor. OK.

Listen... will they all come?

Judith also? OK.

Good. Please don't come too late.
See you.

Centuries later, a young astronomer will notice that this rock
really exists

And will pass by our planet.

It will not be harmed.
It's just a comet.

When he found him, he called him "Rose",
the "Rose" was the name of his great love.

She was however married to a friend of his.

And he never had the courage to confess his love for her.

It's funny that something
that is so far away, as this comet,...

... Here is able to make a difference,
something as important as love.

crying Out of love and we feel.

You could say that most things,
we make happen out of love.

But to the point of madness?

Okay, let's continue to practice our Catalan.

What was that? Czech?
Very good!

It will not be the end of the world...

... But "Rose" is away pull
this morning about us.

And this morning, many
people in Barcelona, just like us...

... Be up early,
to this spectacle to witness.

BARCELONA - A MIDSUMMER NIGHT

Oh, sorry!

Rose?

Albert!

How are you?
- And you?

Good.

It was unexpected...

Are you going on vacation?
- I'm moving to New York.

No !?
- I got a scholarship.

Ricard... Albert...

Nice to meet you. I am your friend.
- He's a lawyer...

Well, he just closes the
law degree and works as a DJ.

I try at least...

Well... I must now continue, unfortunately.

I hope that everything works!
- It was nice to meet you...

- And apologize again...
- No, it's okay.

Ciao, and good luck!

The sideline down...
Exactly!

Have you not seen, Marc?
Come on.

Shoot! Come on shoot.
Go!

Good, good, good.

Goal!

Look at you in this place.
The stadium, which saw you "grow" as a player.

And now you want to leave it forever?

And what if I don't go?
If I stay? - Are you crazy?

Who would want to stay here and keep playing in this crappy place?

Look at the plastic stands.
No one comes here.

I really think about it.
- Think about what?

What about my architecture degree?
Should I simply forget it?

What you want to quit?
- Buddy, after so much effort ... I think I have a future.

I could be a new "Gaudí"...
- A new Gaudí?

You are studying for a year and
have already flunked four courses.

Einstein also flunked in mathematics
and look what he has accomplished?

Einstein? What crap are you talking about?

It's not that simple.

Ok, Jordi.
Jordi, Barca wants you! Where is the problem?

What if I screw it up? - No no no.
You'll make it, I'm sure.

Thank you.
- Who loves you here the most?

Get lost, you fagot.

What's going on?
- I dont know.

This asshole has signed with Barca...!

Thanks guys !!!!

Don't forget us.
- Never.

Congratulations Jordi.
- Great!

Hey!
- Damn, what are you doing here?

I go tonight to Apolo,
because Ricard hangs there.

And I wanted to ask if you also get

No, I'm sorry, I need
get the bus to the airport.

When is he coming?

Only tomorrow morning, but... I can not really.
- But You can do!

No, I'm really sorry,
I want to a party by a friend...

Ricard is a great DJ and really cool on it...?

I'd 'be happy.

Okay, but only very briefly.
- Only a moment.

Mom, I have to hang up now, okay?
Yes, I have done long ago... Adiós.

You're always so friendly with your mother.
- What are you doing with the television?

It does not work! - I've already told you
1000 times as you have to work with it.

With either hand!
- Ok, ok.

Wait, you made him broken.
Now you can buy a new one.

The is still new.

Sure you know how to operate such a device, right?

What am I saying?
We may choose to buy one.

Guillem?

Stepbrother...
- What, I'm busy?

- Saras sister is a party.
- How do you know?

Facebook!

If a costume party, right?
- It stood at least.

- Are you going to go? Sara will be there.
- No.

Guillem, you have chances with her.
- That is not true.

You never said anything to me.

Yet nothing or only
nothing to the "I Love You" theme?

Just nothing on the subject.
- Clear, so cheap it is not.

I think but it's so... so how it looks.

But no, and it is determined difficult
to move them for the first kiss.

The first... is difficult.
- How do you know?

The attitude you will forever remain a virgin.

I will not go.
I am not invited.

It is the party of your sister.
Of course you've got no invitation.

This is a really great house, Joan. Not bad

But somehow it smells a bit musty.

Thank you, stay 'next time simply at home.

Are you ready for the comet?
- Naturally!

Did you you know both really before
six years?

Tell her she does not believe me

How did that happen?

Back then we read an article about the
comets and agreed to meet tonight.

We were drunk, right?

July 29, 2012, with Joan at home.

And this was all an act of faith.
- Why?

Joan was still living with his grandmother.

Yes. you're right.

But it turned out well, right?
- Hard to believe!

- Water. Where is the water.
- In the kitchen on the bar

- Hey, we are six tonight, right?
- No, I think we are five.

What about? - Judith wrote me
that it does not come.

It expresses itself.
- Oh well. Too bad.

Oh, well!

Hey, you know happen to know if your sister
near, a pharmacy does not open?

Yes, we find something. But if you just need an aspirin
, I call someone and get you what you.

No, I wanted to buy this thing...
-? What a thing... Say so.

Well, nothing bad, I do not want,
that you're worried, but...

I'm a little behind schedule.
- Shit, Laura. How long already?

Approximately half... or maybe two months.
- One and a half months? Two? This is not a default, Laura.

My period came never regularly.
It is always the same.

I want the pregnancy test only... so I
I do not have to worry so much in Barcelona

You know, you do the test, and he is
negative. The period comes, everything paranoia.

- Negative?
- Naturally. Otherwise, it is a vicious circle.

One worries because you get the period not
, and therefore does not get it.

Let's do it easy. Then we'll see.

Ok.

Alright, we park near my sister
and looking for a pharmacy to buy the stupid part.

The pregnancy test.
- Yes.

- Thanks.
- With pleasure.

Have thanks... thank you so much.
- And he will be negative?

Sure.

- Hey, guys!
- Oriol, I had told you...

... I here want to see Barca lesbians.

Oriol, you could your friend please say
wants that I have nothing to do with aliens?

Look at the Islander! Want an iced tea?

Yes, please.

And? How this works
together previously so? Tells!

It works well.

Says merely, you all had not yet
'time start trouble or anything.

Why because starting problems, huh?

Because best friends always best
friends until they contraction.

No, no. It happens only women with you.
- Only with us women?

Yes, criticize women always
other women behind their backs.

You even go together to the bathroom for it.

Oriol, how can you let him say this to me?

Yes you know...
- Yes, what?

Male friendships run entirely from a different, you know?

Well, I'm excited,
how it will look in a few months.

Okay.
Shall we go?

We have to pick up my college friend still.

Tell me, Anna, is your
friend just like you?

The way I?
Yes, if it is the other way around?

Please what? - Man, Anna.
A lesbian, a virago, a leak sister...?

You are boring, sapphisch, lesbian...

You know, they may
trumpets rather than harmonicas.

And fish rather than meat. They are just
vice versa. Just like you, my queen.

Mireia, here is no one is dressed.

I see that. Do not worry!

I'm dressed as a skeleton.

Calm down. Girls like guys like you.
The are different, with character.

Do you think I'm stupid?
I make me a monkey, let's go.

I understand 'yes, that's a problem.
But worse is to go now.

This is the best thing we can do now.

If you're going to think every
only you were a coward

Have the courage, let 'love easy slam.

What should I?
- Now go! you're Jack the skeleton.

Guillem. How are you?

Sara!

I'm sorry.

Your costume is great.
- Thanks, but no other...

Yes... I've suggested to my sister,
but she found the idea silly.

You wanted the party is perfect.

But I am glad that someone was brave enough
. - Thank you.

Sara, you come please?

My sister, who does not like costumes.
See you soon. - OK.

The small Barbie has more tits
than I thought and a tight butt.

Mireia.

You were For starters not bad and there was...

What? - There was eye contact,
she saw you right in the eye.

Where should they look otherwise?

Step two, alcohol.
Please bang you both a drink.

No, Mireia. This is too much, I do not drink.

A Rum-Cola.

A little rum in the glass, a bit
Cola.

Do you know how many people have been in love
in the way?

- This is not a big deal.
- I tell not your mother.

The drinks are out there.

My sister asks why
You're dressed as a skeleton.

And what did you say?

Because you wanted it.

What is the vodka?
- That's Gin.

You have to drink anything if you do not want.

You can also have a Fanta.

- Do you know what the Incas said?
About the desire?

There is a comet.

I do not know if we could ask what
, it's not a shooting star.

It's just a very large shooting star.

Then great desires Are you?

Exactly.
- Nonsense,

Do you know what the Incas said
or not?

They predicted the comet
and the end of the world.

And that water is the only element
, to protect us.

But
from what it protects us?

Before bad things or something like that.

My Giant meteors theory
I find any better.

That's a stupid theory.

Uh, have you
my stepsister seen?

No.

I go... 'looking times.
- OK...

Treasure?
Carles ?!

see time.

No Laura, not only an accuracy of 94%.

But that's cool. He looks like an iPhone.

Do we want to buy an iPhone?
No. Here, 99% accuracy.

I dislike the child is placed.
No idea. This one here?

No Laura, take no digital test.
- Digital is good.

Good? Electronics is uncertain
they may fail.

Why would they fail?

The dips.
Analog, normally, with two strokes.

99% accuracy, perfect
Simple and good.

Ovalutionstest which
's exactly what you wanted, right?

- "Ovaluationstest"
- Then shut your.

Then we take.
Provides even faster earnings than the other.

Give up. The you like?
- The all look not pretty.

It's not that...

- Hello.
- Good evening.

Very good choice. The best we have.
- Yes? - Yes ma'am.

What does it cost?

So, you have everything?
The passport, your wallet?

I surprise you now, look out.

We are indeed now know for some time.

How do you like it?

Looks good. Senior Albert Ramon.
- Hm, what?

Not everyone has to be named the happiness after the wonderful comet
flying over Barcelona away.

Comet Rose?

Will you often referred to as?
- Employed, age.

It is annoying to be called by any way.

Her Look at him?
- Yes. - No. Yes of course.

I do fänd great if he would be called Serafina
, or Montserrat.

Montserrat?

As the ice cream shop Montserrat.

You remember?
- And as I recall.

Open till late at night and
with thousands of different flavors of ice cream

This is an ice cream parlor here in downtown.

open 24 hours, and it has
the best selection in town.

You exaggerates something, you know her.

I prefer Calippo.
- Understand cold and cheap.

I go again for little girls.
Then we should leave.

Okay tell me, how is that
to work as a lawyer...

... But also,
to be active at the same time in the music bizz?

How long Roser and you know you already?

I do not know, we know
us already quite long.

We have but not forever seen and...

Yes, but where did you meet?
University? Or work? school

No, at school.
- Ah, at school.

You the Albert Are?

Not just any Albert?
It's you... You're him.

Huh? - No..., all right. Sorry,
I always imagined you differently.

Greater.

Well, I'm... normal size.
- No, everything is fine. Everything okay.

And Joan, there is a woman in your life?

If it is as big as the last
perhaps sitting under the table.

Shit, Marta! Poor thing!

You have not answered the question,
there is a woman in your life?

At the moment I have nothing running,
to be honest.

You have nothing running or there
nothing in the program for you, Joan?

Oh, she takes him ran hard, huh?

I go, I go!
- The police.

Do not worry, I have been doing my ID.

The was really good.

I'm going a shrimp as Viaticum.
- OK thanks.

Judith! Wow, you look great.

I thought you did not come.
- Yes, I thought at first it does not work.

Have you already eaten?
- We eat shrimp.

Judith! you look great.

I'm glad you're there

How are you?
- Fine, and you?

Hello! How are you?

How are you?
- Great.

Judith?
This is Anna.

She is nineteen, but
the issue we had before you came.

Hello, nice to meet you.

Come!
- I already here!

Hello comes in,!
- Berta!

You look great.
- Thank you.

You now have a beard!
- It's her fault.

If you really okay.
How was your trip here?

Was a little long.
- And also quite tiring.

- And with your car all right?
- It was ok.

Where drives the little rum?
- He's over the weekend on a camping trip.

- Strange feeling.
- And my brother?

He is outside on the patio.
Shall we go upstairs?

- Yes. We brought dessert.
- Thank you. How nice of you.

I must go to the toilet, where can I find the?
- Sure, I'll show it to you.

I'll do it.
- Okay.

Okay. I am then ever above.
Do not forget take the keys.

Thank you. See you soon.

Here.
Plug 'the pure.

What do you mean "tuck"?
- Must not do that?

Is that your serious, Carles?
- Well, I've no idea.

Here, take this.
And just read it aloud.

By "important" here that
the control strip must appear in any case.

If that does not happen, the test
did not work and the result is invalid.

Alright.

Thirty minutes after the test, a
thin purple line visible behind the glass.

That does not mean,
you were pregnant, did you hear?

Have you heard? Yes or no?

Yes, I have. Tell me just continue
something important is there, okay?

And?

What does it say?

Uh, a maximum of five minutes.

Look here... the Ovalutionstest has
the pregnancy hormone HCG from...

... Day one with an accuracy of 99%
in your urine after.

What does this mean?

Well, we might not have
so long to wait, Laura.

So you do not wait and I, or what?
No. I mean, if you notice...

... That your period does not come two months
long, you know?

And who was the one on my phone
menstrual calendar...

... Had to remove it for the "Angry Bird" app?

Yes, Laura, about it we have already spoken.

If it is first time installed,
you can personalize it to your SD card and slide...

Who was the tantric monster,
which no prevention needed?

Well, whatever happens,
we had agreed...

... That we will stand by the consequences than
pair.

Yes, as a couple.

And?

I just saw a girl,
recalled this ex-girlfriend of yours me.

What is the still the same... L-Laura?

Lara.
- Yes, it is!

This is not helping.
- Hey, at least she was super nice.

So how's looked, she had
also fun, is not it? He? Was it like that.

Where are you?
Yes, at the fountain.

Kathie! Here!

How are you?
Fine, and you? - Me too.

Guys, this is Katherine, my girlfriend
from studies program.

Nice to meet you.

Yes, I really am also very pleased.
So, uh, welcome! - Thank you!

So, are we going?

Uh, yeah.

This is for you, Katherine!

Real good.

That's right, that's so true...

What say here?
- They're completely drunk.

These foreign students are
simply crazy about alcohol.

Katherine, Katherine...?

How many times have you been to Barcelona?

Oh, I'm the first time here.
- What is she saying?

And do you like it?
- Yes / Yes.

To be honest,
I am considering moving to Barcelona.

Real? That would be really great.

Amazing. Tell me what are you talking about, dude.

Then you throw me only
the race, I know 'you.

Anna and Katherine, it's your turn.

Are you ready? - Come, let's go

Go!...
Sing, sing!

Her Hi all!

I want the child.

- What?
- I want you to wash.

How is this possible?
You can not even talk to her.

And since when is this important?

Do you remember the Russian woman?
- Yes.

I talk about Russian?
- No.

No, but she fell for it.
Or?

That's her.
- Do you see!

Do not do that, man.
I'm tuned to her.

That's why I say it, I do not evil my's.
You know that if I want something, I want it.

And why should you get it?

Because it would help me get over
about Marta.

You live for three months with me
and had six different women.

That's really not cool, dude.

You know it's bad to me.
It brings me again and again.

But I really do like it, okay, man?

Do not cry rum, you have
they just met.

I did not have sex for six months.

And I find this decision well.
I'm proud of you.

So, What does Month more?
- You are a stupid ass.

No, you're an idiot.
Holy shit.

Cursed, man.

What the hell is that?
Arguing we just really to 'ne Tussi?

You know what, it belongs to you.
I'm out, end.

No, no, none of us gets them.

The women come and go.
Friends are for life.

... For life.

No one gets.
- No, none of us

Not you, not me.
- Not you, not me.

And it means is they do well at all
not. Am I right? - Of course you have!

Basically put, you must cede them 50% of your image rights..

What do you think...
- No idea.

Never. They can fuck off, nothing else.

Don't you really want anything?
- Uh, no, thank you

Say that you don't accept.

You don't sign anything,
where you are not keeping 90% of your rights.

I don't know, what do you think, Marc?
I trust you.

Me?

I would sign.
This is a good deal.

That's more money than you ever thought.

I don't understand much of it, but your
image rights are certainly not so important.

You're right, I'll sign it.

Ok... Ok... Then it's decided.

Um, and this thing between you, you know,

... What will you do about it?
- Which thing?

The other players from your
stupid team might not notice...

... But I recognize a gay couple,
when I see it before me.

And I know when it's a problem.

What does that mean? We are not...
- No, no...

If Barça finds out, you can forget everything.

The contract, the image rights and everything else.

It will cause the contract to burst faster than
I eat my dessert.

We are in 2013, Barça doesn't sign
players because they are gay?

I am glad that you believe that
nowadays everyone would just...

leave liberally and... there would be no problems.

But I have news for you:
You're wrong

They have a sponsor from
the Middle East, you know?

I don't care where you stick you dick
after exercise...

... but they'll stone you,
if you don't play with women.

I don't believe it. I would appreciate
it we get up now and go.

Then fuck it.

Artur?
- No, Jordi.

The hymn says:
It does not matter where you come from.

It doesn't say anything about being gay.

I am just asking you to be discreet. Understood?

Understoond?

When you're done, go to the party, okay?

It would be good if you show your presence.
It makes a good impression.

Yes, we'll go straight up.
- Very good.

See you then. And you can also come.
Long live Barça.

I'll pay.
- "I'll pay!" Damn it!

Nice right?

Looks like Mordor, with the eye on the tower.
- Mordor? That's Gaudí.

How are you?
- As always.

As always?
- Yes I'm fine.

Listen, we do not stay here, right?

No, only for a while.
- Good.

- Are you coming? It's all done...
- Let's go.

It's nice.
- Yes, yes, is not it?

Sit down here.
And you can sit here in front of me.

Say Daddy Do not,
that we eat popcorn at the movies.

No, you've made a film about?

Ready?
- Yes / Yes.

Holidays 2013

Look ', there's a goat ..

Sometime we have so
again an accident.

That was just a small moment, Berta.

What's it like to travel with the kids?

Nice. Sometimes not easy
you have it under control.

If you have no desire to run,
they have no desire.

But actually it's cool, right?
- Yes.

The photo has a Chinese.

The image is beautiful,
you see really great.

Yes?
- Yes.

Do not worry, we have even more.

Who wants coffee?
- I, please.

Hm, tastes great.
- You see, Albert, Anna it tastes good.

Yes, I think it's just weird cake to buy a birthday
if nobody has Birthday.

We can still celebrate a birthday
if you would like that.

Who had last birthday?

Joan, right? On June 22?

Shit, the candles!

Do not make such a noise,
as sleeping a baby age.

Second drawer... right.
- I'll pick them up very quietly.

Hey, when really want the comet flying past?
- Between six and seven.

Between six and seven?
There's no exact time?

No, between six and seven.
- No... there is always a specific time.

Six thirty-seven.

- Why are you so upset?
- I'm not. I talk normally.

So, we got the candles for the birthday child
... now you have to give a speech.

No way.
- Joan...? - I consider the question.

Do not be so n wimp.
Say just a few words.

A few words, okay.
So, uh...

I am very pleased...
this spontaneous surprise birthday party.

I did not expect and I love this cake.

- That you can even better...
- Definitely.

Now, the real address...

I miss you very
and want to see you more often.

That was pathetic, man.

Is my seriously.
- You have to blow out.

Prost!
Oh, such a crap.

So, to us.
- To us!

Who is that?
About a surprise?

Now come the ladies.

Joan: Hey Toni.
Toni: Hey, Joan. How are you?

Joan: Good.
Toni: Glad.

What are you doing here? Were you not in Alicante?
- It went faster than expected.

Have you already eaten? - Yes.

Hey. Hello everybody.
- Hey! - Hello...

How are you?
- Well...

Hey buddy, Albert.
- Well you. Hello. That's Anna...

To be Hello Anna... It's nice here.

Uh, do you like popcorn?
Mouth and hep, oh next. I'm sorry.

Do not worry.

Look at him. Have you ever
decided that he gets them?

Do you really think we rich
girls around like trading cards?

We have decided that none of us
she gets. He did not and I do not even.

That's what he told you, huh?
- Yes why?

Watch the two at yet.

Your hair is... very... long... and blonde?

He tricked you.

What class...

Hey Katherine... You like or do not like you?

Hi!
- Help me. She does not understand me.

Ask 'what they hear or so for music?

Okay good.
What kind of music do you like?

Oh, the moment I hear
really like electronic music.

Electronic stuff?
- No, no, electronic music she hates.

You may prefer romantic stuff.
Adele and such.

Adrian singing "Rolling In The Deep" by Adele:
"There's a fire starting in my heart..."

Not? Was that the wrong thing?

Ah, no,... no!

Um... ask 'what they otherwise might
even for things.

Adrian said that...
you like an easy girl look.

He thinks that it's not hard to put you flat.

What?... Is he crazy?

- She has a very strong accent.
- A really very strong.

It's not easy.
- She loves to go in the sea diving, she says.

We both could... eventually 'times...

- What do you say "together" for?
- "No way".

Go to the beach... in the sunshine. No way?

Never?
- Yes / Yes. - Seriously?

On the serious. You and me. On the serious.

Okay, thanks.

This is the morning of the third day.

When we woke up, our whole
stocks were eaten.

We think it was a mouse or a raccoon.

It lacked a few candy bars.

Holy shit!

I go 'times just poop.

Josep, I beg you.
- But thy brother, family!

And? I watch ye the comet later?
- I do not think so.

Uh, no, that does not interest me that.
- The not interest him.

Berta...? Could you come?
- We wait so long.

The bore you to death...?

But it's our trip!
You will not even be upset if...

But I have not seen and I beg you,
to stay a while with me here

A while?
I am already at least 18 "being," here!

Josep: That's not funny.

Laura, have 'patience, please. - Oh, now have
I no patience, that's so... -... shit!

Josep: I love him?
Even if he sometimes gets on my nerves "

How he comes to the test
- I got it done in the trash in the bathroom.?.

In the trash in the bathroom, you're stupid? Without
something to make drum? We had to go fast!

I told you, I do not
where that came from.

Therefore you going so often to the toilet?
- I'll tell you now.

This is my.

Los further.
- Well actually our.

And?
- He has been positive.

My, my little brother.
Congratulations!

The doing now sorry.
- Is already OK.

Congratulations! - Oh, thank you ..

But how did it happen?
I mean, it was planned?

We had talked about it,
that we, er... sooner or later, like...

Yes... that this day must come sometime.

Yes... but now it has us somewhat surprised
so spontaneously. A little.

Ah... and you want to keep the child as well?

Yes... Well... of course.

We reserve, that's obvious.

Josep, we are uncle and aunt.

Do not worry, we have a bunch
clothes, we can give you.

- That's great.
- Yeah, let's go down, I'll give you a few things.

Yes.

Oh, give me the time.
- Yes.

Ok, I'll start 'in ten minutes.
We then'll see you later.

I wish 'you luck.
- Thank you!

And you I want to see dance!
- Yes of course.

I really did not expect
you, Adrian. - What do you mean?

That you you Oriol can steal your girl.

No, no, we have specially told
that no one gets...- Sure thing... no.

But Oriol has all the time mistranslated
and make you look like an idiot.

What are you saying, islander?
- He has not translated correctly.

He told her that you only want to fuck
and think it would be an easy girl.

- Anna.
- Yes what?

Say please 'to me that this is just only one of your
lesbian jokes.

I swear.

I heard it and
I was sorry, because you're not an idiot...

... And I find that you are not treated as
should.

- Or?
- This motherfucker.

Which I'm going to show it.

I think I'm drunk.

You do not even have much swallowed.
- It was disgusting.

Guillem, you need to wake up.
Otherwise never created a bond.

A tie.
- Yes... a bond...

A Entertainment,
which leads you to each other,

... Until you have at the Angel and someday "BUM"
.

Let's get started!
- Saral?

What are you doing?

Will you not imagine?

Uh, Sara, this is Mireia,
my stepsister.

And Mireia which is Sara

I think the party is really great.
- Thanks, it's from my sister.

Yes... Are you one of those who say
today the world is coming?

Yes.

So, convinced us as more classical theory.
The about the desire of the Aztecs.

Incas.
- What?

The Incas, not the Aztecs.
- Ok if Incas, Mayas or Aztecs...

... Just too many pyramids.
- Anyway, you'll wish you something, right?

I do not really believe in something.

But the Incas and the end of the world.
Beautiful shit

If you had one wish,
only tonight. What would it be?

I do not know.

And you?
- Hm, I do not believe in such things.

But what if?

The connection... connect... connected!

What if you believed it?
What would you wish?

I, uh, would like to lick my elbow
.

Did you ever tried?
That does not work ie. I'll show you.

Your sister is cool, eh?

Looks like the woman from advertising...

Yes. She loves this ad somehow...

(Sara sings the song of the cats advertising.)
- Yes...

Can you please help with my tie?

Tie your tie?
You still can't do it?

I've shown you at your sister's wedding.
That night was fun, right?

Yes, it was a really cool evening.

I don't understand why we have to go to this party.

I thought we'll go see the comet together.

The comet can be seen after seven?

By then, the party will be over.
- I wouldn't be so sure.

If you say that just because of the comet,
don't worry.

By seven we will be at the bunker
and see it together.

Alright... fine.

Come here...

Can I tell you something completely different?
- What?

So dressed up, uh...
You look hot.

What's going on?

We need to hide for a while,
is it okay?

You mean to tell me that,
you listen to this stupid asshole?

I don't know, man.

Do me a favor and just stop
listening to what others say!

Are you crazy?

They offer me a million size contract to...

... to play in my dream team
and I should not listen to them?

Exactly.
- Are you serious?

Yes.

You were the first person who told me
I should sign.

And now I am telling you that you should refuse.

You want me to reject it?
- Yes.

Perhaps architecture is still
the better choice for you. - Of course.

Maybe you'll actually be the new Gaudí.
- Sure, sure...

Don't make me choose between Barça
and you, you might lose.

What if I make you choose?
What then?

See you upstairs, ok?

I go 'times to the toilet.

No, do not.

So pretty is not Anna's friend.

A with so 'nem face and so
a butt can be found everywhere.

Will you still drink?
- No, I still have some.

Want a drink?

Oh no, thank you.

I want something else.

See you soon!

Hi!
- Do you have fun?

Yes, yes.

Oh holy crap.
How do I tell this now?

Um... when I say... My stomach...
- Are you okay?

Everything ok. My heart beats for you.

Sometime I'll call you.
Then we watch a movie or drinking something.

Yeah.
- For real?

Phone number?
- Okay, really?

Adrian. - Adrian!
- Yes, yes, Adrian.

Hey, where are you?

In the vicinity of the stage.

Ice cream!

Eisdiele Montserrat!

You're crazy.

Here. And how are you?
- As always.

As always?
- Consistently good

It is a wonderful experience.

One sleeps little.
And they cry.

Do you know "Dora"?
- No.

Thomas the Tank Engine "
- No

?.? Doraimon
- I know

Pokemon
- The well

Pocoyó
- No...

Pocoyó
. - Okay.

You love.

But it can also be dangerous.
Do you see...?

Here?
- Yes.

Oh...
- Yes...

I was shot down while playing.

You give them life,
they take you yours.

Papa, Papa, Papa, bam!

Pocoyo.

Pocoyo's nice, right?
- Sure... he's incredibly nice, yes.

I'll you still get his car.
The parts are really expensive.

Yes... thank you. Great.

This beautiful has our mother gave us.

My mother does something always happy.

That was really not necessary.

We no longer need anyway,
that's nothing.

Berta, thanks for the stuff. Really great.
- But of course.

Here's Pocoyo.
- Ah, Pocoyo.

The video was really great, really well done
, I must say.

Oh, thank you. I'll send it to you.
OK!

Do you already know where will ye drag her?
Barcelona, Madrid?

Do not worry, if ye know it tells us.
- Yes.

Okay. See you.
- Thank you. Goodbye.

That's all expensive, right?

Shit, this Catalonians.
Here expensive and as expensive...

- Do you need help?
- No.

- Laura, the car will not start.
- How do you mean?

The car just will not start.

What should we do? Call?

The Breakdown?
That would take forever.

So?
- We go to the hotel

Hey, wait, let's not do that in the car?

Shit, Laura...
- What?

There is somewhere a button to fold.
- Yes, is totally simple.

This has been going. Wait.

What are you on a blank!

Let's go to the hotel.

Do not worry, okay?

If rumors start,
we'll fix you up with a famous singer.

Hanna Montana... or any other.

Over there is Marc.
Just a moment.

What's wrong, Marc?

What is this?
- Discretion.

Discretion?
- Yes.

You still came.
You can be really stubborn.

Are you already drunk?
- No.

No?
- Hey.

Thank you.

No. Not sufficiently.

One moment, Jordi.

He will get over it.
He feels like crap now.

In a few months he'll ask you to come back
and then you tell him what you think.

Come now... lt's go.
Let's go over to some friends.

I'm sorry.
Great band, really.

Sorry.

Good evening.
Great party, no complaints, they've taken care of everything

The crisis is not felt here, right?

You are wondering who the
hell I am and what I want, right?

I want to talk about the new Barça member:
Jordi Mestress, he's a...

Just look at all the fans.

There he is.

He thought, I should not say anything, to not get any problems.

But I said Jordi, what is
the most important thing for you in life?

The most important thing is to tell the truth.

What the hell are you talking about?

What you should say.
The truth.

I'll help you to be a hypocrite.

Jordi, want to say it?
It is not too late yet.

I want...

What the hell, what is it you
are doing, please.

No. Not in front of everybody.

I wanted to say that Jordi, the new Barça member.

Where long?
- In this direction. - For sure?

Trust me.

Stop 'times... how are you?
- Good.

In America, anything is possible.
I'll completely have other chances, you know?

Here or left?
- Links.

Here? Here's was it?

Yes, I was really sure.

It was not here.
- I could swear it was here.

Now it's a stupid grocery store.

Albert...

Say goodbye to Montserrat ice cream.

Where are you only, my old friend?
- What now, Rose?

It must be in ice cream heaven.

You Did not eat ice cream?

Josep face as he thought,
it is again father. It was divine.

Carles, you want to talk about?
Tell me?

So do not...?

So you want it now?
- What?

You can find it to his father funny.
- Oh, come already.

Perhaps we can one of them in
the stroller set with 'nem pacifier.

That was just a joke.
- Great humor.

You could me 'time say
what if I'm doing well.

Are you now about the victim?
- No, but...

I understand. Now I
my fault, it's all my fault.

Stop, Laura.
Reg now not on.

Everything ok?
- No.

Why? - All evening saying
You stupid stuff, looking at me funny.

I just want to talk to an adult about it
.

Damn.

Laura... Laura!

I just want to say that we would have a little more
about to speak, nothing else.

Laura.

Waiting. Please, Laura, wait.
Laura, wait a minute short, Laura!

That's it with the relaxed Schnösel Party.

So we will not see a comet.

Guillem. What happened?
You had, she laughed.

That's okay, Mireia.
- No it is not. Tell me

I could not. I was so close,
but I have not turned the corner.

That's ok. What happened?

I've imagined how I kiss
and it was not 'even a good kiss.

Guillem, I beg you.

Here. Put it on you:

Come her lips closer, piece by piece
. Eyes Closed

Then you take her hand and
packst it at the waist.

Barrel 'you do not do not forget that at the butt,
, which is important, ok?

I do not forget.

Then gently touch her lips,
a little kiss, yet afterward.

Then you RESET closer.

If they do not flinch,
you put your tongue in her mouth.

But the tongue is not the goal. And never.

You have to enjoy the process. OK?
- Yes, enjoy.

The beginning is always difficult.
Everyone knows that.

What are you doing here? - We wait
that the rain stops and we can go.

I'm nobody's babysitter.

Where's Sara?
- Sara!

I'm up.
I'll come right away!

You come now.
Then you can go.

Until then!
- The first couple is happy.

And now?
- We play a game.

A word?
A large ball.

On Earth, in space?
The moon!

The clock is ticking.

Meteorite!

slowly.
Astronauts. Armageddon!

Yes! Correct!
Good.

You have to do it outside.

Let's go.

And you?
- I'll stay in here, it rains.

But you have the film advise.

And you? - Not me.
Then I'll stay here.

Go out easy and let
love work for you, Guillem

Will you come?

Go '!

Four words.

Do you know?

Do you know?

I think "Singing in the rain"?

That was easy, you see?

Mach 'already.

Crap...

Joan? Do you have a towel?

Here.

Why?
- I've three glasses broken.

I would love to see you more often.
- Me too.

But I'm always busy and
You are together with Toni at Sant Cugat...

Hey. What's happening? What are you doing?
We "never I" play.

Then that makes it.

We have to play.
- I do not have to.

- But.
- No.

But...

Reg 'Do not get excited.
- I will not do this.

Here, take this with.

Hello. The ice? Where can we find that?
- Over there.

You might have also smooth ice cream?

Let's buy something else.

But cheap, I'm Catalan ..
- the cheapest.

Perhaps chips?
- Chocolate.

Only one, fifty.
- Two Euro.

Do you go really often in a library?

Hide?
- Are you often there? Cookies, a Euro.

Quite frequently.

Here are peaches, only 90 cents.

My counterattack, 99 cents.

What does it mean?
- I have no idea.

Albert, I've got it.

I also. Tomatoes, sixty cents.

Ice cream, ten cents.
You pay.

My Wallet. Crap.

Shit!

The ice melts, Albert
- Roser, please.

Should I tell you about my sex life with Ricard?

If I do not care.

Damn.

Was much money in it?
- My passport!

It's not funny.
Do you know what this means?

The fact that we are,
and get wet in the rain.

I have to enroll me to Thursday.
I never created.

Damn shit.

You're a bitch.

I do not let my purse
simply lying around carelessly.

That's not true.
Give it here. Come on, give it to me.

Here.

Want to annoy me, hey? Come here.

Hello?
OK.

We'll wait outside.

Ricard.

Are We Going?

You have to start, Joan.
Its your birthday.

How it's done all know, right?
- Uh, yeah, more or less.

You have to drink,
if one has yet done it.

What if I have not done it,
I do not drink. - I agree.

Uh, I've never classwork
stolen from the staff room.

Caught.
You know that yet?

Your criminals.
I had nothing to do with it.

Do not believe him.

He has planned everything and let us do the dirty work
.

So drink ', you bastard.

And he's still flunked.
- How unfair.

The are revenge

I have never done something on purpose to someone
home broken.

You're a bastard ..
- The suits him.

I knew it,
the small statue of my mother!

No, no, it was the stupid
statues of these stupid dogs...

... In our doorway.
I've done you a favor.

Uh,
my turn?

Uh, I've never... thought
rumzuknutschen with... with Judith.

Na but clear yet.

What about you?

Shit, man, yes I drink
must also.

This is really embarrassing.

I've never in my cock
an apple pie plugged.

Well then. Here.
Try it!

Are you okay...?

I have never...
- more...!

Do not worry.

I've never wanted that...
- What?

... That Judith...

... Leaves her husband.
And forever.

You okay? He?
- All good.

Someone cake?

Voiceover: It's my turn...

I have never put my hand
in the butt of a cow.

Let's go straight home?
- Now?

The celebration is yet over.
- I have a guilty conscience, I am so rare here.

Ok..., stay 'yet.

I would just like along with you.
- Tomorrow. OK?

I'm gone for now, I'm tired.

You have not even drunk.
- We sure do another.

See you.
- I hope yet.

You were not tuned. - I'll send it to you
via Whatsapp. Have a nice evening.

Voiceover: coward.
Voiceover: Because I'm curious.

Voiceover: So Hector, what have you nice for us?

Voiceover: I've never been in the hospital,
because I drunk the stairs fell down.

You let me stand.
- Then you know it 'times how that feels.

Laura, stop it, it is enough, really.
We keep the child.

Are you saying that because you thought
have or just because I'm angry?

Because of the latter, we really
to have a child together need.

Shit, Laura, what you want to hear?
- I want to hear nothing, Carles.

I just want to know whether all this is
a future here, or if you think I am only fooling.

Hold to fool? What are you talking about me?

Not you recognize it?
We do not even know where we want to live.

You have a job in Madrid.
I do not have in Barcelona.

We are less than fifteen more years old.

And I will not waste, clear my time?

So you think that you are wasting time with me
? - You do not understand me.

Really? Maybe you should not then be with me
? - Maybe I should prefer to be alone.

Hey! Come still pure?
- Yes.

Where was that again, you know it yet?
Remembers because no more?

In Mallorca was the
-. Sophomore year? Senior?

The bartender has afterwards no longer understood us
. We got nothing to drink

That was probably your happiness.
- But Joan has convinced him.

Yes, he saved and destroyed the evening. At the same time!

I have never...

I have never believed to be happier on your page
.

Damn.

The baby, right?

You Go? you're a sweetheart.
- Slimer.

Bin for little boys.

My turn...

I'll now time to go.
- Yes? Now?

Yes. Toni has not felt this good.

And the comet?
- Tell me about it later.

Have a nice day!
- Until then, beauty. And take a taxi, yes?

Yes, do not worry.

You are n idiot, man, real.
- What should I do?

Well. Do what you want.

The atmosphere was amazing, sweetheart.
The people had good humor.

I have before next week hang there,
I've already spoken to the promoters.

Rose.

Mama, I woke you?

Oh, I thought you'd look at you
and the comet.

Yes, I'm waiting to see him.

No, no, I'm fine.
I'm just tired from the trip and so on.

Taxi.

"I have always dreamed of
to play for Barcelona."

Come...

Hello.

Hello.

Stop 'times...
- What? Say it.

I'm sorry, Laura.
I was an asshole.

I know that I have not listened to you
and the whole day was not there for you.

The test, my sister, that with
the stroller all came so unexpectedly.

You should know that I do not care whether here or
there or anywhere else, the main thing we are both together.

You do not want to be alone right?

No.

Sure?

I have a surprise and if you want to be alone
, which unfortunately does not work.

Close your eyes. Getting her to.

Waiting.

Ok, keep eyes closed.

And eyes. Tada!

What does it mean?
- Na of strollers, what else?

A few parts are missing, but he is otherwise
ship shape.

Do not you think?

Come here.

I want you to know that...
- What?

... If one day someone runs over our son,
I will be there and it reassemble.

That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard in my life
.

That means our son died in a car accident,
I hope you've heard better.

Do you see it?
- No, but I'm drunk.

We should meet here, right?
- Yes.

Who's that now?

What's going on? Who is this?
- Uh, nothing, nothing.

Hello?

Uh... hello. At the beach.

Yes... exactly the way...

Ok. Bye, see you soon.

Was Katherine?
- Yes, yes, I think they want to come.

But I'm not quite sure.
You know, my English is very bad...

Your numbers have changed?
- Uh, yeah. Before...

Age, we had a deal!
It's always the same story...

What do you mean?
- Oh forget it, I can trust you not easy.

Oh? And your mistranslations?
- I dont know what you mean.

You do not know what I mean?
Come, give it easily.

I know that thou hast made me look bad in front of Katherine
.

If I had known how important it is to you,
I would have left you.

But deceive a friend?
No, do not do that.

You they'd let me? Do you
, I would have no chance?

Oh yes, that's a fact.

Hey, guys. What's wrong with you?
- He's an arrogant bastard and traitor.

Arrogant? Just because you can not be like me, right?

He is jealous, I figured.
- I beg your pardon?

What's going on? - You have to ask me
if I let you girl if you want it

You are jealous because it internally
eats you that I have success.

Envious? What?

That I in one month had more women than you
. In your whole life

Accept it finally. Marta has you
leaving for another man.

Hey. Holding the door or I'll miss you a.

She left you for a man of
has at least one university degree.

Oriol, please stop!
- Your problem is that you're just stupid.

You get all the women you want, but
morning they leave you...

... When they realize that the
handsome guy is terribly stupid.

What are you doing?
Her silk stupid?

Apart! Stop! Stop!
You should stop! You're welcome! Stop it!

Stop! That's all my fault
! Do you hear?

Katherine's my friend!
- Your girlfriend? What do you mean by that...?

I'm with her.

But I thought that...
You said that...

I know what I said,
but it was all just a game.

And it went a little too far, I guess.

But Katherine...
- You and me?

But before you said,
that it comes, you have a...

Okay, enough. I screwed.

But as I see it, it is much more important,
you both creates your problem from the world.

And then can call you us ..
- Oh, no, no! Where do you want to go?

We now eat breakfast. See you.

Where do you want to go? Stay here, come here...
- I'll call you, OK?

What...?

It is her friend!

Bitch.
- And what for one.

Okay.

I'm waiting there.
- OK. See you soon.

If it was cold, that would be really great.

Yes.

I'm going now.
- You say it all the night.

Now go 'I really.
Take care.

I am writing to you, yes?
- Yes.

Hello.
- Hello...

When does the comet fly by?
- At seven or so.

Good timing, huh?
- A bit late.

I thought you would not come.

Well, here I am.

I want to apologize to you.

Won't you say anything?

I think I am not the only
one to blame, you know?

No, I was a little lousy to you.
- A little?

I was a dick head!
- A big dick head.

A very large...
- Yes, a very large...

Don't punish yourself unnecessarily.

I don't tolerate gin and tonic so well.

Back then they threw me out of the Apollo,
because I spat at the DJ.

You were mad at him because
he did not want to play this song...

"Womanizer."

Exactly.
Awesome song.

A cool song...
- Although it's a little gay.

I don't know exactly why, but I thought
that we would be together forever.

Come on, I'm seven years older than you

In ten years you would leave me for eighteen-year-olds.

Promise me one thing, ok?

Promise me, you will be carefull
with your manager, please.

Shit, and I had thought
only I would notice.

It shows still.
It's hard to miss.

It is not a good time yet.

He has broad shoulders and a
little ass. He is a fag for sure

This sucks, man.
- I know.

No really, the whole shit
gets on my nerves, Marc

And that's not what I want.
- Neither do I.

I hate everything.

If I must hide...
- No, Marc, I'm done, really.

No, I've been thinking.
If we move to the outskirts of Barcelona.

We buy a big house with a gate and can...

If they want me, because I am good
with all the consequences

These lies make me sick.
I stand by you.

Hello! I hope my battery lasts
still out for a little video.

Smartphone "? Clear Chat with Roser Yes / No".

"The comet and the love
they were never more connected."

"The comet rushes past the earth
and we all look at the sky."

"And soon he will remove
in the vastness of the universe."

"Many, many summer nights will now pass
before he reappears in our orbit."

"It was not the comet that made this
night special."

"It's about what you have experienced,
while waiting for him."

"Maybe that meant the Incas,
as they spoke of the end."

"When the comet passes, the end will come."

"And when he has passed,
you will realize what you have."

"Like Whatever happen
love will always cause pain."

"Now and forever."

BARCELONA - A MIDSUMMER NIGHT

This student, man...
- Where do you think came from the little, from Poland?

I do not know
but their English sounded funny.

Yes it has probably not given so much trouble.

And now she's at the islander to
home and draw all their stuff out.

I would really not mind me to see that.
- Hell yes.

I just don't understand
what this football world has against us.

It must be full of gays.
- You're right.

All these hugs before
we leave the field, what's with this?

Yes, and the coach, if we go to the field.
He likes to pat us on the ass,

He does this constantly, have you noticed?
-Oh, Stop it. Really? - More than once!

Or constantly these expressions
like "Hey, you lollipops, go on" ...

"Pass over, you lollipops, don't fall asleep."

I was such a lollipop as a kid.
- Yes and you still are.

You old son of a bitch...