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1938, when Sino-Japanese War was like a raging fire.

And the countries were fighting each other,

Atomic fission was first tested by German Scientists,

which would lead to the world`s destruction.

lf this was exploited by Hitler,

The entire human race will be annihilated.

Fortunately, this yet to be completed formula...

was stolen by a Jewish Scientist,

who intended to sell it to the Americans.

Since the Jew`s nanny taught him Mandarin,

and to evade attention, the deal was carried out in H.K.

They cold named the formula the ``Beast``.

On knowing this, Hitler sent 2 Gastapos to H.K.

To catch the ``Beast``.

Nothing can stop the world from rotating.

But there are always exceptions.

You`re always so fast, only takes you less than a minute.

That`s simple enough, even a dog can do it.

Someone`s at the door!

- Who`s turn? - Yours, of course!

Give me a hand!

Hold on!

- O.K? - O.K.!

Hello, this is Yoyo Private Eye`s,

l`m Super...No... l`m the Great Super Yoyo?

What? Your No.8 concubine has walked out on you?

Such a simple case, why bother me?

Wait till all 8 of them walk out on you!

What? The Mayor inviting me to dinner?

Haven`t got time!

l wouldn`t be Yoyo if l can be so easily invited.

Old man, what can l do for you?

l`ve come to connect the telephone.

Oh yes, you haven`t paid the bill for 6 mouths.

l spent all my savings yesterday to pay for it.

Smart girl. Here comes business!

Why no sound?

Hello, this is super detective Yoyo.

Listen: l am woman!

You can go now.

Me? l`ve only just come in!

Get off...this is you day off!

Day off? Why?

Today is your special no paid leave fixed by me, bye!

l am woman too!

Woman, is this yours or hers?

l just don`t understand why he calls himself a woman!

Let`s start all over again!

- l am woman! - l am woman too!

18 years old girl, like a rose.

Boy at 18, nothing to boast,

Woman at 40, beauty most,

Man at 40, what a ghost!

Woman at 80 sparkles and glows.

Man at 80, coffin soon to close!

What`s your rank?

Supermac 99! And yours?

Supermac 98.

Salute!

l don`t like these ranks, too female chauvinistic!

Neither do l, but it`s an order from above.

Listen: now you`re given a glorious task to do.

What task?

Come to Wu Yen Road,

You`ll see a black car 9413.

On Friday thirteenth?

Just get into the car and l`ll tell you what to do.

Remember: better come early than late, late than never.

Right way!

Not now, tonight!

Tonight? Then what shall l do now?

l even sent my secretary away!

Find something to do to kill time.

l haven`t taken my milk yet.

Nuisance really!

Taxi...!

Shut up! What the hell are you yelling about?

Damn you!

Shit!

You think this is a night market, shut up!

Get lost, or l`ll call the police.

Damn you!

- Hi, Hitler! - Hurry up, go!

Go to the front!

Don`t turn around!

There`s match inside the drawer.

Listen, a Jew has taken a ``Beast`` to H.K. from Europe.

To be handed to an American.

Your task is to help him find the American.

What does he look like?

The Jew will tell you.

Don`t turn around, l told you.

What if l do? You wanna bite me?

Of course l won`t bite you,

but if you don`t leave in 5 minutes, you`re done!

Because the car`s going to explode.

You think l`m a fool?

Can`t l get out in 5 minutes?

Oh no, not 5 minutes, but 5 seconds!

5 seconds?

Counting now...! 5, 4...

- Can`t you slow down? - 3, 2, 1...!

Damn it! Still 2 more customers?

won`t scratch the backs of foreign devils, get lost!

l wouldn`t do it for more money, damn it!

Damn it again!

lt`s dangerous!

Gosh, l forgot to ask where the Jew is!

You`re Yoyo?

Yes, this is he!

Prove yourself.

My father said so.

How did he know?

My mother said so.

Alright, l believe your mother.

Thanks. Who are you?

- Helle`s my last name. - Hello!

- Not Hello! - Not Hello

My name`s Walter!

What the hell? (Walter Hello).

You are wrong. l`m the Jew you`re looking for!

Come right away to Hotel Hong Kong.

Yes. Better early than late, late than never.

No, l want you now.

How can l recognize you?

Just shout Fat Pig, that`ll do. Bye-bye!

Fat Pig?

Hi Fat Pig, long time no see, you`re keeping well!

You`re making a lot of money!

Let me down, Fat Pig!

How dare you call me Fat Pig?

Only my mom calls me this!

His mom!

- Even my aunt! - His aunt!

- My nanny! - His nanny!

- Nor my godmother can call me this name! - Not even his godmother!

- l`m now the Commissioner of Police! - The Commissioner!

- Not Fat Pig! - Fat Pig!

- Beat him up! - Yes sir!

See who dares call me Fat Pig in future!

Fat Pig!

- Get him! - Yes sir!

Oh, it`s you who made this sound?

Don`t look at me, look at the glass.

Yes, a spy needs to be very secretive!

So you`re Fat Pig?

No, but l know a Fat Pig is eyeing my `Beast`.

So l got you to uncover him, and l found out.

So you`ve set me up!

l told you not to look at me, look at the glass!

What if there`s no glass?

Then look at the ash-tray.

- What if l look at the vase? - lf you like!

Where`s the `Beast`?

- ln my head. - What?

The `Beast` is the formula for an atomic bomb,

Meant to have a deal with the American, but got chased about.

So l got you to help me close this big job.

Oh yes, big job!

Can you see it?

very clearly.

- Does it look good? - Looks great!

You`re still looking at the good view?

Not any more, only at the menu!

Lucky you!

Why?

That`s what happened to me, stared at the good view too long.

Let`s get back to the `Beast`!

How will l benefit if l succeed?

You`ll become a nameless hero.

l said how will l benefit?

The League of Nations will thank you!

What benefit is that to me?

The whole world will love you!

That means l don`t benefit at all!

More than that. There`s half a million!

- Japanese Yen? - American dollar!

American dollar?

Where do l find the American?

Cafe Casablanca. Take him to Room 44 here.

What does he look like?

Wearing a white suit and a pink rose.

When you see him, just say:

You want woman? Worth`s half a million.

And he`ll reply, `Get some sort of toys`!

Good. l`ll go first!

- Hold on, l`ll go first! - Why?

So that l don`t have to pay.

Tips?

Book says don`t give anything today, especially tips.

What a miser!

White suit and pink rose?

What a coincidence!

Mister, you want woman? Worth`s half a million!

ls she inlaid with diamonds? Ridiculous!

Thank you...

Hello Sam, how are you?

l`m Joe!

Why so many foreigners in white suit here tonight?

A Yank`s grandma get married the 8th time to an officer.

They are holding a party to celebrate!

You still remember this song?

Of course l remember, you cruise chick with this song.

Play it again, Sam!

You want a woman?

What?

You dirty pimp, leave my husband alone!

The soup`s tasteless, add some soya sauce!

What?

Add some soya sauce!

Did you say `Get some sort of toys`? Did you...?

- Must be you, l`m damn sure! - American.

Ladies and gentlemen, Miss Sandra!

You want woman?

He wants to kill me!

Get some sort of toys!

Help yourself!

l`m American!

American!

He run away!

Hi, Hitler!

- Hotel Hong Kong! - Yes sir, right away!

Back so soon, you`re not dumb this time!

What? What happened?

Take it out!

What are you doing? Fat Pat?

- Take him to toilet and get the `Beast`! - Yes Sir!

Don`t do that, l`m against violence!

l`m against violence...!

Boss, l can`t find it!

l don`t believe!

Did he hide it there?

Not here...!

To hell with you...! Fat Pig!

- Boss, he calls you Fat Pig! - You want us to beat him up?

No need!

l`ll help him to this drink,

and he`ll curse no more.

There`s no poison!

l don`t want to take...

Here you are, $1.00 please!

What the hell do you want?

Want some water?

Alright? Feeling better?

lt`s poison!

Damn it! Couldn`t find the American and the Jew`s dead.

And my half a million dollars too, oh hell!

Fat Pig swallowed my `Beast`!

Fat Pig again?

Why would the Emperor find this so important?

l`d better cable Tokyo tomorrow.

And have somebody come pick this up.

Usually the safest place is the most dangerous.

And the most dangerous place, the safest!

Who`s that?

Did you see someone go past?

Who was it?

- Where is her? - Chase...

l`ve forgotten you`re dumb! Use your imagination...!

Charade? Great! 3 words!

The first word...!

An old woman?

A bitch?

Gallstone?

Boobs?

No boobs?

A woman?

Can`t be that simple.

Since you`re so smart, clean up the toilet tomorrow then.

The second word...!

A stripteaser?

A female hen?

Get off. You thief!

A woman thief?

This house will be put under strict security.

Get lnspector Robin to protect me tomorrow.

Yes Sir!

Darling, go buy me an ice-cream!

l want you to apologize to this lady.

None of your business, l like it when he hits me!

l still want you to apologize to this bitch.

l know you`d be checking the view here.

l`ve got a great scheme for us.

Hang on. l want his apology.

Just say `sorry`, out of pity for him.

l never have to say sorry!

That`s true!

Come on, let`s go...!

No way. He has to apologize!

He`s lnspector Robin!

lnspector Robin. Oh, l`m sorry!

Don`t bother with me. Apologize to the bitch.

Sure thing. Sorry, bitch!

l beg your pardon?

Let`s go!

Who the hell`s lnspector Robin?

Great...

Shame on you...

What do you want from me?

This scheme will benefit the human race,

lt will benefit the entire world.

But how will it benefit me?

You can be the greatest unknown hero,

But how will it benefit me?

The League of Nations will thank you!

What l said was, how will l benefit?

The entire human race will be grateful!

That means l won`t benefit at all.

Oh, there`s US$500,000 too!

US$500,000?

We`ll share it fifty-fifty.

For the human race, for the world, l will help you.

Come what may! What do l have to do?

You have to steal a Formula.

Where from?

From Fat Pig`s house!

What? You want me to steal from my boss!

You want me to lose my job?

l`ll get my provident fund in 20 years` time!

Do you want that in 20 days,

you will be enjoying California`s sunshine.

lnspector!

What is it?

The Commissioner and his family will be going out tomorrow.

He wants you to tighten up security.

No problem. Tell him to go in peace.

l will take charge personally.

l`ll stand guard tonight. You come as the burglar.

Then we`ll be able to get it.

Over here, get in. Hurry!

Yoyo looks great. Beginning to take after me!

Robin, can l go in now?

- Who`re you? - Yoyo!

That`s right. You are Yoyo! Then what was that...

Watch me catch the burglar!

What a fool!

Sure got a lot of mirrors here!

l look good in this ou#it.

How come l`ve got...?

Thief!

Remember, you`re a burglar too!

That`s true!

Let`s split to make a search!

- Better get my gear first. - Hurry!

Catch it!

That`s it!

Go tiptoe!

Gotcha!

Don`t try and get away!

You`re on top of me!

Not my face! That`s how l make my living.

My foot. lt`s broken!

Get off! Gotcha at last!

Bring a rope, hurry up.

How can l? You`re on top of me.

Don`t run!

Taking advantage of me.

Safer to go down on the stairs!

Where`re you off to?

To catch the burglar. You look in the safe.

Don`t run!

You think only you know Chinese Kung Fu?

Bet you`re out of breath after the chase.

Do you know who l am?

Don`t bother asking. l`ll tell you.

When l was a kid, they called me Super Kid Robin!

Now they call me Super Sleuth Robin!

Also known as Super Shot Robin!

You quite finished, Super Silly Sop?

Are you ready to shoot?

You want to see me shoot? Don`t blink!

You`ve set 2 records in my books: the slowest draw.

And the shortest time l`ve disarmed anybody.

You`ve got a surprise coming!

Freeze!

You got anything else to say?

- Sure! - Go right ahead!

You haven`t buttoned your pants.

You made a fool of me!

Confidential?

You want to screw my head off?

Ain`t got much use anyway!

Couldn`t even fix a woman.

Just wonder how you become an lnspector.

That`s enough!

You`ve already said that over 30 times today.

Dinner is served!

What family education! Grabbing the bigger piece.

How were you taught?

Always to take the smaller piece!

You got what your mother told you to get!

Couldn`t find the Formula. But l found this.

On April 14, 7:00 p.m.,

the Emperor`s godson, Hiroshima Tora,

The Emperor`s godson!

Will pick up the `Beast` posing as Special Envoy from Chungking.

You want to know what he looks like?

Looks just like you! What a coincidence!

You know what to do then?

You want me to pose as him?

Right!

What if the real thing turns up?

- He wouldn`t. - How come?

Tomorrow, we`ll get on the train 1 station ahead...

ls it the right person?

Why don`t you ask himself?

Are you Hiroshima Tora?

People with hearing aids are usually deaf.

From my past experience, he doesn`t look the part.

Let`s go to the other cabin.

lt`s him!

Kidoo, get a bigger hammer!

We haven`t worked so well together for ages.

Who`s he?

- l don`t know him! - Who are you?

Hiroshima Tora of course!

- Then who am l? - How do l know?

- l`ll beat you up! - Electric shock...

l`ll strangle you to death...

This way!

Don`t slip up. lt`s the real test!

Have l ever failed you?

Salute!

Never mind!

Good evening, your Excellency!

Commissioner!

Who`s the giant who picked me up? Such manners!

Robin, greet his Excellency properly!

Good evening, your Excellency!

And where`s the bow?

Robin!

Good evening, Your Excellency!

lnspector Robin is in charge of security tonight.

Good boy!

Sir!

- lt`s a nice place here. - Thanks.

But small though.

Commissioner, phone call!

Why didn`t you call me away for it.

What? Bullshit!

Who was it?

- The Mayor! - What did he want?

Wanted to know why he wasn`t invited tonight.

What did you say?

You heard me, bullshit!

Get me...the phone!

What are you doing?

Don`t you do that to me again!

Why not? l have full command here?

That`s true!

- Why is he here? - Who?

Have we met before!

l`d recognize your ashes, you`re...

You! You! We`ve met in Japan!

l`ve never been abroad!

ln Chungking, that`s it!

Who am l now?

The Special Envoy from Chungking!

Smart guy!

You got something in your eye?

Allow me. She`s the Commissioner`s daughter.

Friends call me ``Dumplings``!

- Doesn`t look it! - You really don`t quite look it!

l love men with moustaches.

We make quite a pair!

ls it really she?

l see the light!

lt`s really attractive to me.

Robin, are you alright?

l`m perfectly alright...!

- ls that really you? - Of course it`s me!

Remember when you left me 3 years ago.

No sleep at night, no waking up in the morning.

Couldn`t eat at meals.

Why were you so cruel?

There are even crueler things!

Your Excellency, may l present my fiancee!

You son of a bitch...Your Excellency!

You alright...!

Stop it, l`m fine now!

Do you know one another?

Know her? Never! There`s little left of whom l knew!

The one l knew is dead.

My soul was betrayed 3 years ago.

And 3 years later, her own soul is being betrayed!

What`s left is just a walking corpse.

For the world to laugh at!

What wonderful lines!

lf Yeats could have heard you just now.

He would have saluted you indeed!

Fantastic...!

Thank you...!

Someone`s fainted again!

Couldn`t take your speech!

Get away.

Give me, what l need now is this.

l`ll go to the ladies!

She recovered even before putting it on!

Must be very potent?

Darling!

Wait for me here! Don`t go away. l`ll go put some on.

Save some for me!

The Formula is in the smallest tooth-brush.

Burglar...!

Stop drinking. You`ll get drunk!

l`ve been sober these last 3 years. Useless!

Has he ever been sober?

You again?

Don`t stand there. l`d never ask you to dance.

l feel like dancing with someone handsome!

Me?

Sam, the record`s stuck!

Watch it, don`t get fresh!

lt`s you who`s getting fresh.

Damn you!

- l feel dizzy! - Me too!

How much does Fat Pig pay you? Such awful taste!

l had worse taste 3 years ago!

Fat Pig is a traitor. You`d marry a traitor?

Better than you posing as a Japanese!

Damn Robin, l quit.

Gosh...Something terribly important is missing.

What did you lose?

l lost a toothbrush!

l`m not kidding. lt`s an heirloom.

Passed on through the generations.

For good fortune. lt`s very important.

l`m afraid l`ll have to search you all.

Right, stealing right under the Commissioner.

And lnspector Robin`s nose. lt`s really too much!

l agree to a search, l`ll go first.

Yes, l approve of a search!

No need for you. Dumplings, you do it!

Oh yes please, come!

Not him. l meant her.

- lnspector Robin! - Sir!

You`re responsible for security tonight.

lf you don`t find the toothbrush, l`ll have your head!

Yes.

- Fools! - Yes sir!

Get away.

Salute!

- Body search! - Yes sir!

Hurry up! lf we can`t find it, l`m done.

l have high blood pressure, l can`t take this.

Shame on you!

lnspector!

No toothbrush. But we found 2 pineapples.

Where from?

From them!

Help me get rid of them, quick!

- Get rid of them, sure! - Yes.

l meant the pineapples!

lnspector!

lnspector Robin!

l`ve been waiting for you!

For me? What for?

- To be friends with you! - Friends?

Do you mind if l sit on your bed?

Not at all. You can do anything you like on my bed.

Make yourself at home, feel free!

l`m a very easy-going person!

- lnspector Robin! - Just call me Robin!

Robin, l want to...!

What do you want to do with me?

l want to chat with you!

O.K. let`s talk while we`re still sober.

Robin, l...!

Control yourself, Bridget!

- Can l have a drink! - A drink?

With her drinking, how am l going to control myself?

l`ll get you one right away!

Wonderful!

She`ll sure get drunk!

ls this my heart beat or yours?

Or are our hearts beating as one?

Someone`s knocking at the door!

Never mind him!

Answer the door!

How can l leave you alone?

Go and answer the door first!

OK, stay where you are and reserve a place for me.

Collecting garbage removal fee!

This is the fee for 3 months.

Don`t you ever bother me again.

But you haven`t paid for 6 months.

Can`t you just take this first?

Nobody`s going to disturb us now.

You take a shower first!

Good idea. Get all clean first! l`m taking my shower.

Bridget, l`ll be real quick.

l mean l`ll be quick at taking my shower!

Sure!

Gosh, how can l say such silly things?

Bridget!

Robin darling, l have to go. See you soon. Love, B!

Robin darling!

She called me `Robin darling`!

Oh dear, so intimate! Robin darling!

Can`t take this!

``Guest...``

Your Excellency, take a seat please!

Where`s the `Beast`?

You think l really hid it in the toothbrush?

You hid it in the toothbrush?

Yes, but l moved it after the burglar show up.

Then why were you so agitated?

l meant to set a trap to catch the burglar.

But didn`t succeed!

l`ll go to the bank tomorrow.

And get it back for you from the safe!

Go and have an early night!

Plumbing system of the Police Station.

This Formula is only a phoney one.

l think you`d better find Yoyo first.

Your Excellency, you knew l`d come.

That`s why you didn`t lock the door, right?

Yoyo!

You still remember my name?

Yoyo! You`re the same Yoyo of 3 years ago.

You shouldn`t even talk about it.

3 years ago, poor Yoyo waited for someone at the station.

Yoyo!

He waited and waited...

Yoyo!

He didn`t move an inch in case she came.

Yoyo!

He was starving...

Yoyo!

He has a fever and his stomach ached.

Yoyo!

Where was l just now?

You were getting nowhere.

Because l don`t know what you`re talking about.

You still remember the good old days?

``l remembered the love song she used to sing.``

``Even in my dreams l will always remember.``

``Her tender love warms my heart.``

``The good old days l will always remember.``

``Like a flower that bears fruit is our love.``

``l cannot live without you.``

``The calm water rippled as you left me!``

``Our love will never be forgotten.``

You know how l suffered these 3 years?

But l have my own difficulties.

Difficulties? Why did you get engaged to Fat Pig?

lt`s all because of you.

Me? You shouldn`t marry Fat Pig.

You should marry me.

Sooner or later, you`ll know how much l love you.

Love? Action speaks louder than words.

Can you wait?

Did you make it?

lf you didn`t come, l would have made it.

What? l meant the `Beast`.

Not so soon. How about tomorrow?

Let me tell you something.

No need, just drop me a line.

Some chick is crazy about me.

l`m irresistible!

That`s a good joke.

very funny indeed, good night!

You are jealous. Guess, who`s come to find me?

The boss`s fiancee

B.?

How dare you call her B., only l can.

She calls me Robin darling too!

Robin darling? Are you kidding?

She`s so sexy, she even tried to seduce me.

Tore everything off to rush and take a shower...

You mean her?

Me of course! But she told me to do so.

Do you get it?

But it`s very clear what she wanted to do.

Why is she lying on your bed?

l haven`t done anything yet!

How dare you steal my first girlfriend?

l didn`t.

Don`t deny it.

This is the end of our friendship!

Did you go and visit him?

Yes l did!

Did you tell him to take a shower?

Yes.

Did you lie on his bed?

But l`m lying on your bed too.

First you fool around with Fat Pig,

Then this over-aged virgin,

And now you come for me.

You`re worst than a bore.

You mean a whore?

Don`t correct me. l hate people who correct me.

- Yoyo! - Shut up.

l don`t want to see you again.

Get lost right away!

Hello, handsome!

- Don`t touch me! - Why not?

Because l used to get 0 in my exams,

So l`m allergic to anything that shape. So long!

- Dumpling! - Stop that!

You said you didn`t like well-rounded people.

You`re different, you`re unique.

How unique?

Because you`re rounded in all the wrong places.

l have something to discuss with his Excellency.

Your Excellency, this is the `Beast`!

Sir!

What`s the matter?

Someone called Hiroshima wants to see you.

Hiroshima?

- Bring him in. - Yes sir!

l`m so famous, there`s bound to be impostors.

l want to see the Commissioner! Where`s he?

Where`s he?

He`s a mad nutcase!

Does he look like one?

All mad nutcases say someone hit their head!

Someone hit my head!

The Commissioner, where is he?

Say something or he`ll get mad.

l`m the commissioner.

l`m Hiroshima Tora from Japan.

Ali Baba Toyota wadashiwa Yamaha!

Abracadabra toro sahimi tempura sayonara!

He can`t even understand my Japanese.

What?

- O sake teppanyaki yamato desu ka. - What?

What`s the name of Hiroshima Tora`s father?

He doesn`t even know his pa`s name,

- he`s not Hiroshima! - l am!

- How dare you pose as Hiroshima? - You...!

l have the Emperor`s appointment letter.

Don`t try to fool us with a bit of paper!

Emperor`s letter...!

Come on, take him out!

Take him out!

l`m Hiroshima Tora!

Let me go...! Hurry up!

He looks like a drug-addict.

He probably did this to get some money!

Yes, but he really does look like you.

lf you were not here, l would have been fooled.

Yes, this is the Commissioner!

He`s not the real Mr. Hiroshima!

- You mean him? - We were just tipped-off.

ls that so?

- lt`s came from a reliable source. - ls that so?

Sir, do we need to take action?

Wait till l come back.

Your Excellency!

l`ll be right back, don`t go away!

You must stay for my wedding party.

Noti# all the guards, without my orders,

No one is permitted to leave the house.

Yes Sir!

Excepting myself, of course.

Yoyo, you`re done!

Did you say something? Ridiculous, you`re dumb.

Dangerous situations can do miracles.

Who are you?

l am woman!

You must be crazy, you`re a man, how come...?

Listen: l am woman!

l am woman too.

18 year old girl, like a rose.

Boy at 18, nothing to boast#

Woman at 40, beauty most,

Man at 40, what a ghost.

Woman at 80, sparkles and glows!

Man at 80, coffin soon to close.

What`s your rank?

Supermac 99, and yours?

Supermac 98!

You`ve been found out. You`re done!

What shall l do?

Only the Commissioner`s fiancee,

who can save you.

But l don`t want to see her again.

This is an order. Go immediately!

Why are you here?

You remember what you said to me yesterday?

l don`t remember.

But l do. l remember it too well.

You said you`ll never see me again.

l was just joking.

l don`t mean what l say.

But you said you love me, do you mean it?

Of course l do.

l need you help.

My help? To go after some girl?

Can`t you even get Dumplings on your own?

All l want is to get the `Beast`.

But Hiroshima has escaped and identified me.

l was told that only you can help me out.

Bridget!

3 years ago, my heart was broken by you.

After 3 years,

my body and soul are in your hands again.

You can do whatever you like.

May your body rot and your soul burn in hellfire!

Doesn`t matter, l`ll die anyway.

But this is the best way to go.

l`ll die for my country and all mankind.

What a hero! Pity no one knows about this.

You know, l know, God knows and the Devil knows.

The man downstairs knows too!

Unlike you, everybody knows you`re a real whore!

You think you`re the greatest hero on Earth?

l am woman too!

l know you are woman, a bad woman too!

l said l am woman!

You`re not just bad, but wicked too!

Listen: l am woman.

You...! What did you say?

l am woman, answer me!

l am woman too!

18 years old girl, like a rose.

Boy at 18, nothing to boast#

Woman at 40, beauty most,

Man at 40, what a ghost.

Woman at 80, sparkles and glows,

Man at 80, coffin soon to close.

What`s your rank?

Supermac 99, and yours?

Supermac 1!

l`m so small and you`re so great!

Get him...l`ve to get him today! Hurry up!

Damn, they`re back!

Hurry up!

Climb out through that window. Hurry up, run!

This way...!

Hurry...pull me up!

Hurry...!

My dear!

Sex-maniac!

Don`t let others see you! Who assaulted you?

His Excellency?

Where is he now?

He even found my secret tunnel!

Go...!

Sir...!

l forgot to press the button!

Follow me.

Hurry up...! Get him...

``l am woman!``

Hello, lnspector Robin!

- ls it you, Bridget? - You still remember me?

Of course. You`ve broken my heart, good night!

Don`t hang up. You know you`re in trouble?

Me in trouble?

You must be kidding. l`m perfectly alright.

Listen: Fat Pig knows all about your plan.

And he`s coming to get you!

That means l`m really in trouble!

Get away from there immediately!

- Where to? - Go into hiding with a friend!

As an lnspector has no friends but lots of enemies.

Then go to No.1 Hua Shi Street right away.

Where is it?

Don`t worry, l`ll get someone to contact you.

Our password is ``l am woman``!

lf someone says `l am woman,`

that means `He`s a friend.`

Hurry up, let`s go! Scram or you`ll run out of time!

Open the door...

l`ve already run out of time!

lnspector, why are you still here?

You`re...?

l am woman!

We are women too!

Other policemen are coming. They`re not women.

lnspector, run!

Dear sisters, so long for now!

Go after him...!

So many people!

Go after him...!

Uncle, l am woman!

Sure, in about 10 years!

- What did you say? - l am woman!

l am woman too!

- Get in quick! - Okay!

Where`s it? Search around! Hurry up...this way...!

Just follow it!

Follow it?

Yes, it is a friend!

``l am woman!``

- You`re right. lt`s one of us. Bye. - Bye-bye!

What happened to the dog?

``Hua Shi Street``

This is Number One.

A man!

Don`t panic, l am woman!

No. 38!

Are you woman?

Please let me go, l am woman!

What? You are woman?

What`s the matter?

l don`t know. Someone told me to come here to avoid!

Sorry, we only help deliver.

And we`re all urgent cases.

Go away, woman!

Who`s here to avoid it? Step this way!

Aren`t you...?

l have the safest way for you to avoid it!

lf l knew it could be avoided, l`d do it too.

lt`s already my 8th child!

Better late than never, why not start now!

Please come with me!

What a bunch of fools!

You couldn`t even get those 2 jerks.

How can you be the Commissioner of Police?

How can you be the Sick Man of Asia?

Your Excellency, cool down!

l know the place of exchange: Cafe Casablanca.

- You recognize me? - No!

Really?

l don`t know your kind of person!

Lucky me!

l`m not in a good mood, just get lost!

You think you can get away by not looking at me.

You can tell from my voice l`m the Commissioner, scram!

Upstart. Nearly wouldn`t give up his place!

Has Yoyo been today?

Damn...Canton was defeated!

``Long live China and our great national heroes.``

``Long live China and our dauntless armies.``

``Brothers never give in!``

``Yet yourselves ready, brothers, to fight on the front line!``

``The national heroes are our good examples!``

``Long live China...!``

``Long live China...!``

Yoyo!

Get him!

Freeze...!

Don`t move, l`m the Commissioner!

- He`s not! - He`s the wanted person!

- l`m not! - You`re just nobodies!

- So don`t do anything silly! - Whistle!

Yes sir!

Don`t move!

One dark and windy night.

A female vampire was in search of a virgin boy`s blood.

Tonight she found her victim,

So she walked slowly to the door.

l`m not a virgin!

You scared me!

Robin darling, l need you!

What?

l need you!

Me...too!

- l need you now! - Now?

You mean right here? But the bed`s a little small!

lf you don`t go to rescue Yoyo, he`s done!

Rescue Yoyo? l wouldn`t do that!

He`s my arch enemy... in affairs of the heart!

Alright!

l promise you!

l won`t be with him after you`ve rescued him!

Really?

Yes, l really mean it.

Will you come with me then?

Sure l will, wherever you go!

Yoyo`s locked up there.

- So high above! - Let`s go!

- Over there! - OK!

From here!

l go first!

Come up. Hurry!

Hurry up!

Old friend!

l feel good now!

- Commissioner! - Yes sir!

Did he tell you where the `Beast` is?

Ask him!

Yoyo, tell us.

l won`t!

l`ll let you go if you tell us where it is, or else...

You`ll get Amelian! (A million)

ln that case, l won`t say anything!

- What? Bring him Amelian! - Yes Sir!

Got a big shadow though!

She`s the biggest woman in Japan.

Here`s name`s Amelian.

- Amelian! - Yes Sir!

Beat him up!

Don`t pull me!

Stay away from me...l`ve got B.O.!

l`m getting dizzy.

Please let me go! Let me down!

What a B.O.!

You still want Amelian?

No...!

l wouldn`t dare...!

Give me the money!

Some more, don`t you try to fool me!

Where`s the `Beast`?

l won`t tell you.

Amelian has been again!

l can`t hear your death bells ringing!

You wouldn`t tell the lady,

l`ll get you a man!

Hiroshima!

Why is it taking so long? Have you got it yet?

ln a second! Soon!

lt is hot!

lt`s time! Let me do the introductions,

He`s Mr. ABCD,

he`s good at playing deadly games.

He`s going to play Russian Roulette!

There are 3 bullets in this Russian Roulette.

Over there!

Let`s start the game!

l`m done!

Hiroshima, he`s shot himself 3 times!

Damn it, wake him up!

He`s dead.

You`re just as dead, Wake Yoyo!

Follow me!

Follow me!

- l heard something. - Let me see if l hear it!

What`s the matter?

What`s the matter? What happened?

- l asked you what happened? - Nothing...!

But there are mechanical traps. l`ll go first!

Robin darling!

You`re terrific! You always know where they are!

Sure. l know exactly where they are.

So you go first, l`ll protect you from the back.

Are you alright?

Sure l`m alright!

l can hear something!

Him again?

No, he`s Mr. ABCD`s half brother, Mr. EFGH,

Born 3 days after his brother.

He doesn`t shoot as well as him.

But he plays Russian Roulette with 6 bullets.

You first or him?

Him first...!

OK, his first!

Ready, 3, 2, 1...!

OK, l`ll talk!

Are you alright?

Robin don`t look for mechanical traps anymore.

l`m not looking, but they always find me.

Yoyo`s over there!

Where`s the `Beast`?

ln the speaker at Cafe Casablanca.

You hear that?

l told you he`s a no good son of a bitch.

- Who`s there? - Get them!

Freeze!

Bridget!

Everybody freeze!

Break the chains, hurry up!

You`re a terrible shoot!

l just didn`t want to free you, traitor.

What? You`re...!

l`m free, l`m free now!

- Get her! - Yes Sir!

Don`t move!

Over there!

Run, hurry up!

l`m the Emperor`s Godson, l`ll go first!

Wait for me!

Wait for me!

Hiroshima, traitor. Don`t run!

Don`t panic. There`s only 1 bullet left.

Block it with your finger, hurry up!

How do you know you`ll be alright if l fire?

- l don`t know. - l do. Don`t worry!

Some jerk tried it once.

Then go ahead!

lt really works!

E.T., how come...?

Mr. Robin, there`re no bullets left.

Back to the Stone Age, l`ll use...

l`ll beat you up, beat you up...!

Beaten...

Mr. Robin!

l`ll slay...!

See you in Japan!

Oh, l got it wrong!

l`ll slay...!

l`m sorry!

Follow it...

Come back here...!

All finished!

Not for real!

l`ll kill you...

Where`s Mr. Hiroshima?

Wake up!

Don`t fool around. You can`t face the world?

Why not?

You think l`m a traitor like you!

Traitor? Help me break his chain.

What chains?

These chains, of course.

Gosh, it`s broken already!

Why didn`t you tell me before?

What a waste of time!

l should have left you sleep away!

Where`s Hiroshima?

B must have chased him into a secret passage!

How do we get in?

l always manage. Let me try!

Open sesame...!

l get it...!

You can`t get me!

Hiroshima, don`t run!

Bi Boo...!

Bridget!

Bi Boo! Bi Boo!

What does she mean by that?

A mechanical chair!

Open sesame...!

That`s out of fashion. Watch this.

Bi Boo is the latest password! Watch me!

Bi Boo! Bi Boo!

What are you doing? Can`t you speak clearly?

You have to say each word clearly.

Bi...Boo...

Get out of there. Let me try. What?

The chair`s too small for 2.

l sit on you then!

Why don`t you sit in the middle.

Bi Boo...!

l got it...!

Bi Boo...!

Here`s a police car, get in!

Hurry up!

Sit tight, here we go!

Casablanca. Here l come!

l`ve got the `Beast` finally!

``The bright sun quickens the tempo of life.``

``The drum rolls like somersaulting peas.``

``How hilarious is the atmosphere!``

``Everybody is so high-spirited!``

``l am so overjoyed and excited,``

``Please stay behind and don`t go away.``

``Let the begones by bygones.``

``Make hay while the sun shines.``

``Stay behind and don`t go away!``

``Till death do us part!``

``But lt`s only a fond dream for you have to leave.``

``Our love is just a mirage.``

``Stay behind and don`t go away!``

``Till death do us part!``

``But lt`s only a fond dream for you have to leave.``

``Our love is just a mirage.``

Bye-bye!

Damn, Hiroshima escaped!

Bye-bye!

l`ll go to Japan to stop him!

No need, it`s only a small matter.

Small matter? You traitor!

- What? - l beat you.

Why did you hit me?

Why not!

The whole world`s destroyed by you.

You`re the sinner of all mankind.

- l`m sorry! - Why hit her?

And me too?

Why did you give the Formula to the Japanese?

What are you laughing at?

Don`t worry, Hiroshima never got the real `Beast`!

Then where`s the real one?

The real one`s right here!

Well done, Yoyo! l can see the money already.

We can go on a trip tomorrow!

Shush...someone`s about!

Come out or l`ll shoot!

Come out quickly!

Oh no, don`t shoot! l hate violence!

l`m here to tell you a secret!

Put your pistol away!

What secret? Get it out!

Alright, but l have one condition!

What condition?

l want Yoyo to kiss me once.

Supermac 99!

l order you to kiss her.

Lucky you, kiddo!

ln the name of our country, kiss her!

Go on!

- You have to close your eyes! - O.K.!

Hey, wake up. lt`s done!

Japan cabled today.

Hiroshima only has a phoney Formula.

You have the real one!

We all know that!

That`s why the other secret is even more important!

What other secret?

l`ll tell, but l have to kiss Yoyo this time.

What a pity! Serves you right!

Alright, but you have to close your eyes again!

Sure thing!

My first kiss!

Don`t faint, wake up!

Now, what`s the secret?

My father Fat Pig is coming with his troops to get you.

So you better leave at once!

Down there!

Surround them!

Don`t move!

Daddy, l got the Formula!

You think my daughter would help you? Fools!

You`ll die in a woman`s hands some day.

You didn`t kiss me.

Yoyo, you`ve tricked me all along.

Daddy, l want him dead!

See! l told you!

Your bad breath gave it away.

Supermac 1, Yoyo, Robin.

You`re done. Say your prayers!

Ready...!

Have no fear, there are women about.

More women?

Ha! There are only men here. Where are the women?

Sisters! lt`s time to get rid of the traitor.

And prove your loyalty to the country, show yourselves!

Have you forgotten l`m woman too?

What? She`s a woman?

And l`m 100 percent woman!

You`re really dumb, l`m in front of you for so long.

And you still don`t know l am woman!

That`s right. She`s Supermac 88.

Salute her, 99!

How come everybody`s more senior to me?

Dumplings, you`re...

Dad, where`s your sense of history?

Many heros place righteousness above family.

l shouldn`t have give birth to you!

Tell them to drop their arms!

Don`t mind me.

For the Emperor, get the `Beast`!

lf all Chinese were like you.

Where would we be today?

How can we fight one another?

When we`re faced with a common enemy?

lf you can kill your own people,

go right ahead.

What`s the matter?

We want to become women!

We could easily run out of men!

Why don`t you give me a chance to become woman too?

Father!

This story is getting too female chauvinistic!

Can l have the Formula now?

Get rid of them!

l`ll give this to the American for you.

My mission is completed,

l`ll go wherever you go.

Yoyo, you can`t come with me!

Why not?

Because l`ve promised him.

Him?

l feel sorry for you too!

Robin, thanks for coming to see me off!

See you off?

l feel very sorry for you too!

Miss Bridget, it`s time to board the plane!

Hey Yank, don`t go away!

Hey Yank, what about the money?

l want cash, no credit cards!

l`ve paid her already!

Yes! l`ve donated it in your names to the War Relief Fund.

You`re great!

l thank you for the four hundred million people.

See you after our country wins the war!

- Allow me! - Thank you!

lt`s all your fault, me posing as Hiroshima.

Now we`ve got no money and no woman!

Hey Yank!

What is it?

Remember to get Hiroshima for me!

What?

Don`t forget to fix Hiroshima for me.

OK!

No money, no woman,

that means we have nothing.

l guess we`re friends again!

Sure we are!

6th August, 1945. The American finished Hiroshima.

History was rewritten by Yoyo.