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Many believe that Hong Kong has no bright future.

But everyone in Hong Kong knows that

everything will continue to be the same as usual.

Robbery! Just leave!

Who turned on the alarm?

Oh no!

I'll kill him with one shot!

Don't shoot! It's me!

I knew it was you all along.

Always getting into trouble. Smarten up!

Got it!

Don't move! Just stay put!

Open the vault! Hurry!

I'll shoot you down!

Don't shoot! Hurry up!

Don't get up.

You! Take off the watch!

I can't, boss!

It's done, boss.

Don't move! Give him a hand.

Help me with the money.

I'm most diligent when it comes to grabbing money.

I'll shoot you if you don't hand it over to me!

Go ahead. Try to shoot me.

Bang

I'm not playing games with you.

His gun is a fake. A fake...

The knife is real.

Don't move!

You! Get the child!

Hurry up! Go!

Stay there...

Don't shoot!

Get over there! Officer Chan.

Hows the situation? We're still unsure.

He's a clerk at the bank.

How is the situation inside?

How did you manage to escape?

The robbers are holding fake guns, sir. Come with me.

Their guns are fake. Go! Go!

And you said they were fake?

One of them is holding a real gun.

Why didn't you mention it before?

They're still guns.

How many robbers are in there?

Five.

Call 2020 and 2021 right away! Yes, sir!

Actually, there are four. Why?

One of them is tied together with our manager in the timing vault.

Tell Expert Man to come over right now!

I'll play a lion and you can feed me a Popsicle stick.

Pipe down! You've finished all the popsicles!

Then, I can go buy some more.

Come on!

Chan's calling for us.

Good morning, sir. The situation's under control.

Have you contacted them yet? They've been contacted.

Where could those two have gone to?

Shit! What are you doing here, turf man?

Keeping the earth from rotation?

Sorry, sir.

Is there anything I can do to help?

Go away. Yes, sir!

Come back! What is it, sir?

What's wrong with your mouth? Just a toothache, sir.

Come... open your mouth so I can take a look at it.

Too many rotten teeth. This won't be useful.

Continue your patrol. Yes, sir.

Officer Chan. Here are the blueprints to the bank, Officer Chan.

Thanks.

You sure know how to give me trouble, Officer Chan.

This case is a little tough. Who is he?

He's an expert from C.I.S.

The vault is at...

The vault's over there, right?

Are any of our men inside? Yes.

The oxygen inside can only last for 15 minutes.

Did you hear that? Now, go deal with those crooks!

Yes, sir...

Out of our way!

Hows the situation inside?

I wonder if they're well-armed. Well, that's simple!

Test it out and you'll find out.

You guys are imbeciles!

How are we going to test it out? We'll die!

Yeah, we'll die!

Can you die by taking off your shoe and throwing it inside? No.

Take it off!

Here you go...

Roger! It's only a sub-machine gun.

Other than that, they've got nothing else.

Right. You're so smart

Did you bring an extra shoe here?

No, so what do I do with my shoe now?

Pick it up.

How?

Are you scared?

Look closely, fellow brothers! I'm just picking up my shoe!

Look, buddy!

I'm just picking up my shoe. Watch carefully.

Look closely. Thanks for giving me some face. We're only here for a living.

You wouldn't want me dead. Cut me some slack here. Thanks!

Marvelous!

Marvelous? It's a sandal now!

There's a wallet on the ground.

This must be some kind of trick.

Haven't you prepared yourselves yet? Officer Chan!

The clothes are ready.

Fan, the fake bullets are now set.

Will this work?

Put it on!

I'm ready. Why don't you pray for me? Hold on!

Take this!

Don't shoot me, pal!

Come in.

Hello there! How are you? Boss, what is he doing in there?

Negotiating.

Our terms are... You don't really have any terms.

Your only option is death.

What did you say? Look out, boss!

We're armed.

This thing is useless.

We've made all the arrangements outside.

We've got 35 tanks, 75 sub-machine guns,

and 69 helicopters.

You're finished.

What now, boss?

And you believe what he says?

Of course, you don't believe it. I'll show you.

No! Don't! You're a good man. What's the point?

Mind your own business!

It's me.

He's done for.

Shut up!

Get down... I got shot!

Shut up!

It's really fierce, boss!

You imbecile!

Yes, I was stupid but I do this for the sake of peace.

Just see how cruel and heartless they are!

They even shoot at their own fellow men.

Just surrender yourselves!

What now? Shut up!

You're so great.

You're making such a big sacrifice for us.

Are you in a lot of pain?

Of course, I'm in a lot of pain! But as long as you surrender to

resolve this battle, this pain is worth it.

Boss, just do him a favor since he's in a lot of pain.

Settle him with a fatal gunshot. Okay!

No, thanks. Save your bullets for battle.

I can die by myself.

He really died. Yes.

Where are you going, boss?

I want to rush my way out. No! We'll die if we run out like this!

Since they want us dead, are we supposed to wait for death here? Boss, no!

They've outnumbered us.

Don't do it, boss. Let go and don't try to stop me!

No! I want to rush my way out.

I'll break even if I shoot one down.

I'll make profit if I shoot two.

But we don't have any firearms, boss. Don't act so rash. Calm down!

You've got to think about us! Don't do it, boss!

Let me rush out alone. No!

What will we do if you leave?

Boss, we'd be toast if we ran off like that.

Yeah... Better find another solution.

Any other plans?

We can take a hostage with us.

Great! We can do that. Boss...

It'd be better if you all cooperated.

Otherwise, I'll shoot down anyone who tries to move.

We'll cooperate!

Take some hostages out!

Get up, old man!

That's my father! Please let him go!

Take someone else with you!

Stay there! You seem filial to your father. I'll take you.

Me? Cut the crap. Let's move!

So you're the boss.

Why did you pick me out of so many other brothers out there?

Father's in trouble. How can you sit there and do nothing?

Come out!

Did you hear that? You're involved too!

Since when did you have so many brothers?

There's plenty more outside.

Outside?

They're working outside in the other branches.

Two in Causeway Bay, three in Shau Kei Wan,

and four in Chai Wan.

Stop talking nonsense. Let's move!

Hurry...

Go over there!

Don't move!

Don't move! Hands in the air!

Get in the car!

Go... get in the car! Hurry up and go!

Excuse me... Out of our way!

Can you handle it? I think you've set too many detonators.

With all due respect, Inspector Chan, making use of

so many explosives may blow down the entire building.

We've got a problematic dilemma here, Inspector Chan.

How is it, Heng?

Almost done. Almost...? When?

You work so slow! Very soon!

That's what you always say! Is it done yet?

It'll be done very soon.

Done!

Take it. Sorry, sir!

Don't fire it up so soon, welding crew!

A lot of detonators have been set here. What?

What are you doing here?

You must feel great now, don't you? Putting on your own show?

Not at all.

Lend me your lighter.

I don't even smoke. Why would I carry a lighter?

Then, what's this?

That's a pistol.

Then, that means you do have a lighter.

Where's the vault?

Over there.

Well? Can you handle it, Officer Chan? What's the situation now?

Can't you see that they're setting up the detonators?

Not even an A-bomb can destroy a vault like this.

But perhaps, it can be soldered.

That's right.

That is, if it's been soldered for an approximate six months.

Inspector Chan, who's the brain child that came up with this bright idea?

You should understand, Inspector Chan.

People with brains don't necessarily have to be smart.

Many retarded people have brains too.

Do you think the one next to me have a brain? I do.

You get it now, don't you?

I don't.

Then, that means you've got a brain.

Still rambling on when I'm screaming out at you. Did you hear that?

You always say I'm brainless even when someone says I'm not.

Yes, you're very clever.

Well, of course!

Opening a vault is a very simple procedure.

The vault is designed not to let people get in.

But it's not designed for people trapped inside to exit.

Let me give you an example.

Take this coin and spread your palm out.

Let's say that the coin represents the criminal inside.

Now, hold it tightly.

Give it a try. Do it for me. Try harder. Come on! Okay!

Come on... 1247, go!

Anyone can give it a try!

You can't take anything no matter how hard you try.

Try it...

Who told you to come? What's your number?

1247, sir!

Go back, you idiot!

My coin! Trying to take it away?

Idiot...

Can anyone hear me inside?

Yes, I can hear you.

Then, look around carefully if you can hear me.

Is there a round white button to your right?

It's too dark. I can't see anything.

Then use your lighter, idiot!

I don't smoke.

How can you be a robber if you don't smoke? You deserved to get caught!

Feel it with your hand.

I'm not tall enough.

Stand on the shoulder, you idiot!

Be careful. Don't push the wrong one. There's a lot of buttons inside.

Be careful. Did you find it yet? I see it!

Ready...

Press it!

There's a lot of water!

You've pressed the wrong one. What is this button?

It's for the sprinklers.

The black one... do you see it?

The black button?

See it yet? Are you ready? Press it!

Alright... it's opened!

Bravo...

Lock him up, brainy one.

Call me out for a drink some day, Inspector Chan.

They're coming.

Let's take a photo first!

Could you please tell us how you opened the vault?

These kinds of cases occur 3 times a day. Go get some rest over there.

There isn't much about me that's worth to write on.

Expert Man, you've done a good job yesterday.

A piece of cake!

You're too modest.

There are some more difficult cases than this one.

Expert Man, how long have you been in the force? Yeah... how long?

I guess you can say it's been more than 10 years.

Expert Man.

Everyone in this field knows my name.

Man!

Expert Man, we'd like to interview you in regards to the case on yesterday.

That case... The case from yesterday.

I know all about it. You can ask me.

We handled it together.

Is he your assistant?

No, he is not my assistant.

He came to repair the water tap.

What? I'm 2021!

If you're not here to fix the water tap, why are you dressed like this? Am I right about that?

By the way, can't you spit out your chewing gum before you speak?

I'm not chewing any gum!

You're not? Then, why did you say that you knew all about it?

You talk just like a retarded person!

How would I know? My dad told me to.

I can't get rid of my accent.

Did you father tell you to perm your hair to this state with nitric acid?

No, I just wanted to save some money.

We are police officers, a prime example for fellow citizens.

You lose all your dignity when

you're dressed up like a plumber. Don't you agree with that?

Try learning through me and dress sharp.

Tidy your hair and put on a coat, got it?

Let's head over there and chat.

Go over there... Okay... come...

Expert Man, go on and give us details about that day.

Why look so depressed?

Well, the man is an expert.

Showing arrogance is normal for the likes of him.

No, he's right.

You've known me for a long time. How can you not point out my flaws?

And to think we are best friends!

My fault again?

Where are you going?

Head to McDonald's first. I'll join you later.

From the moment I saw your immediate reaction,

I knew that my new image was a success.

What are you saying?

Didn't they teach you in preschool?

If you placed a marble in your mouth,

you can train yourself to speak more clearly.

How old were you when you went to school? How old are you now?

You're way past your puberty stage Spit it out!

I'll order something to eat.

Don't move. I've found something.

Don't move. We don't want to alert the enemy.

I've found something too.

What a target!

How could you say something like that?

Trust me. I know a thug when I see one.

How can you tell by just one look?

It's all about experience.

I'm really not experienced enough.

What do you want?

First, we observe. Then, we pursuit.

Is it okay? I'm afraid that...

What are you afraid about? You've been a cop for a long time.

Very well.

Let's go!

Coming.

Stay calm.

Go? Take it easy.

Go!

Stop following me or I'll call the cops.

I am a cop. Look, I'm 2021.

So a cop can do whatever he wants, huh? What do you take me for?

A target.

What did you say?

Not my fault. My colleague said so.

He said that he knew you're a thug just from one look at you.

It's true. I'm not lying to you.

What are you doing? Running around like that...

I'm looking at these English letters.

What letter is this? M.

That's right.

Sorry, miss. He's mentally handicapped.

Take good care of him.

Say goodbye to the lady.

Bye, lady!

Go! How could you flirt with girls at a time like this?

You told me to go for it.

Not her. Now hurry!

Have you seen them'? Yes.

Is it still there? Yes.

It must be that jewelry store.

I'll go inform the people there.

Just stay here and watch.

Why don't I go instead? I am smarter.

I can't let you ruin everything. Watch them.

Calling headquarters...the suspects are heading into the jewelry shop.

We're ready to take action.

It's nice. I like it. Really?

Sir, there's going to be a robbery. Hurry up and leave!

Take it. Go!

What's going on? Don't ask.

I think I'd prefer this one.

Not bad.

Sir, please allow me to take a look at the necklace. This necklace is exquisite.

Not at all. The craftsmanship is good.

Any difference? Look at it more carefully.

Sir, is it nice? The color is too vulgar.

Not bad.

There's going to be a robbery here.

How do you know?

Because I'm a C.I.D. Do you hear that?

You're a C.I.D? Don't move!

I'm a C.I.D.

I'm the bandit!

Don't move! This is a stick-up!

Don't move! Stand over there!

What now? It's unbreakable.

I don't know either.

This kind of glass is for shuttles. It's unbreakable.

Damn you!

What's going on?

Say no more. Grab the stuff!

Take action.

Don't move!

Tough luck for you to encounter me.

C.I.D.

We're also C.I.D.

This is bad. I know.

Sorry, Mr. Yeung.

This was all a misunderstanding.

How can citizens like myself who runs over 10 jewelry shops

feel secure when there are officers

like these two working in the police force?

Mr. Yeung, do you mean...

I have no special requirements.

I just want to know how these robbers broke through this kind of glass.

Of course, they used hammers.

It's hatchets.

They used hatchets.

Show me how you can break it.

Do you have any hatchets with you?

That won't be necessary.

Do you think this is a piece of commonly used glass?

This glass was exclusively used in space shuttles.

My jewelry store is the only place in Hong Kong to use it. Other stores won't carry it.

You people better have it investigated.

Yes, sir!

Your glass is still in good condition.

Better take it away with you.

I was going to let it go.

But it'd ruin the reputation of the police force.

This is no fun. We should teach that playboy a good lesson.

It's all your fault. You've mistaken our own men as robbers.

What about you? You've mistaken the robber as a model citizen!

You even gave your pistol to him!

Anyway, I won't turn to you for advice.

What can we do with this piece of glass?

Smash it with your head!

Use your own head. Mine isn't strong enough. What now?

Well, it's not that there's no solution but if I said it out loud, you might not even agree with it.

Just handle it!

Handle what?

Buddy, if I'm able to carry this car over to that side,

I wouldn't need to ask her to drive the car away.

So you're saying that her car will...

Miss, your car is in front of my car.

My car is behind yours.

Will you please drive it aside?

What's wrong with you'? What's taking so long to accomplish such a simple matter?

Who knows? She ignored me.

Well, that's normal.

Disgusting!

She's ignoring you too.

Maybe she's deaf and mute.

Come on. Let's talk to her in sign language.

Miss...

Your car is blocking my car. I need to exit.

Why does your body movement look so lecherous?

No, your car is blocking our car.

We just wanted you to drive it away.

Sorry, I can't help you with that.

I can't drive.

That's okay. I have a drivers license.

I can move your car to go just a little forward for you.

Right.

Do you have a license to drive this kind of car?

Miss.

Damned bitch! Let's do a prank on her!

Okay, we'll make her curse at herself!

Did you really think I didn't know that you're cursing at me?

You're cursing me for being a...

What is it?

A chicken.

What about now?

Now, I'm a mother pig.

How about now?

1,2,3... shush...

Now, I'm a bitch.

Charlie.

Go away!

Charlie!

Sorry, miss. What's wrong with you? Watch where you're going!

What an idiot! Sorry.

I wonder what day is it today.

Wednesday.

Bullshit! Did you think I didn't know that?

I mean, why am I in such bad luck today?

It's all because of this damned piece of glass!

What would you like to drink, officers? Detol.

What? That means, no drink.

Haven't you seen people drink Detol before?

Coffee, please.

What are we going to do now, Chau?

Well?

Take this thing and ask random people

around the street to crack it.

Anyone who can do it, will be taken back as a suspect.

Right, is this going to work?

What do you think?

Here's your coffee. I say it won't.

Of course, it won't. That's why we need another plan.

I've got a plan but I'm afraid you'll disagree with it.

Anything you say would sound like a joke.

How could I disagree with it? Go ahead and tell me.

I can call Expert Man and ask for his assistance.

Is this another one of your jokes?

Does it look like I'm joking here?

No need to pull another tantrum here. Go find him yourself!

The only thing he knows is opening locks. You're only asking for trouble here.

Where are you going?

I'm going to give Expert Man a call!

Do you really want me to say it?

Don't laugh if I say this.

Do you even know her? Do you want to talk to her?

Exactly!

Are you done with the calling yet?

Not yet, this pipebag's still hogging the phone. Be patient. Just wait a minute!

Those punks are pretty damned vicious.

Do you want to use the phone right away? Well, that's how things went on that day.

Yeah.

I told you to stop this tomfoolery.

I'll scratch you! Stop it!

That's it... See?

What the hell?

You're a fully grown adult. Just leave it as a joke.

Now, I'm completely soaked!

Nutcase!

He's a nutcase!

Hello.

Is this Man?

He's home.

If you've got something to say, make it quick and snappy. I'm very busy now.

This is 2021. Do you remember me?

The curly haired one with the unclear speaking pattern, right? Curly haired?

Don't you remember? Are you the one dressed in shabby clothing who

was begging for money outside Tsimshatsui?

I'm Beethoven.

Make it quick and snappy if you need to say something. Otherwise, I'm hanging up.

Well, it's like this. Chau and I... Darling...

Darling... My name isn't Darling.

Honey, you came back.

I see you've done some shopping.

This is terrific!

I've bought it just for you. I'm sure you'll like it.

Honey, I've spent over 7 hours on the one which

you bought for me last night. Want to take a look at it? No, I don't.

I have an appointment tonight. Have fun with it by yourself.

Honey, who are you going to spent time with?

Grand-aunt.

Meeting up with grand-aunt? Then...

Don't you know it's our 5th anniversary today?

What 5th anniversary? it's a brand new store.

Isn't it lovely?

Of course, it's lovely. You're amazing, honey!

I give you a monthly allowance of $2,000.

But you managed to buy dozens of leather clothing.

None of my co-worker's wives are able to do that. Don't you know that?

Alright... get out now. I need to get changed.

Where are you going?

I'm going to play mahjong with my grand-aunt.

Honey, I've made some food. Let's eat it together.

I said I have to meet up with grand-aunt.

Don't you know what day it is today?

How would I know what it is today?

Man, are you still there?

Are you still there, Man?

Man, we're in need of your advice.

Sorry, but I can't think of solutions on an empty stomach.

Man, why don't we treat you out for dinner tonight?

How about Casablanca, the most elegant cuisine in Hong Kong?

Okay, we'll see you tonight. Why are we buying him dinner?

We have the right to request people from

your department for our assistance.

You're absolutely right. Then, you've got to follow the standard procedures.

First, you'll need to write a letter to Wong, our supervisor at C.I.S.

Then, Supervisor Wong will hand out 3 forms for you in red, blue and yellow.

Once you fill in the three forms,

please clearly type it out with a typewriter before sending it back to us.

We'll send you another form after we affirm it.

You'll have to type out the red form and mail it back to us again.

If Wong isn't on holiday,

or if I'm not on a holiday,

we'll keep your requirements in consideration.

After we make sure of its necessity,

we'll ask you to come back and see us.

Once the meeting is decided and if procedures are done properly,

we'll have to assign a meeting date. If applied now, I won't be available until 1997.

If you're still interested,

you'll have to wait until 1997.

By then, all of our colleagues might be replaced.

Do you speak Mandarin? If you don't speak Mandarin,

your application will be revoked.

You should learn Mandarin right away. Why do you keep things so complicated?

Man, disregard what Chau says. He's a nutcase.

Let's go out for dinner tonight.

Casablanca, 7:30.

Remember to bring a credit card or cash with you.

They don't accept cheques.

You almost ruined it for me.

This champagne from the year 1845 costs around $800 here.

It's a good deal, don't you think so?

Give it a try.

Can it be replaced? Fill it up for everybody.

You came right in the nick of time, Man! How nice of you to come on short notice.

I'm telling you. The service, renovations and food are exquisitely refined in all of Hong Kong.

Pricing is also great.

Do you need to wait till 1997? We can re-arrange our meeting. But we'll have to speak in Mandarin.

No... that's not what we meant.

Couldn't you keep it down?

Man, it's in regards to this piece of glass.

It should be unbreakable but it was broke during a robbery.

This is just a piece of commonly used glass.

Did you hear that? it's commonly used.

Glass that's commonly used in shuttle aircrafts.

Which means that it's not common.

This type of glass was made last year. It was specifically made for shuttle aircraft.

You won't be able to break it with the use of excessive force.

So why was it broken?

Because it has a fatal shortcoming.

It can't stand certain sound waves.

Can sound waves break glass?

All kinds of glass can be broken by sound waves.

Let me demonstrate for you.

I've brought some tools here. I didn't come to leech off your food.

Look at this.

This gadget has a frequency of 185,000 watts per second.

Look at its effect.

There's no effect at all.

However, if I increase the frequency by 1000 watts,

which sets us to an increased 186,000 watts per second.

Now, look at the results.

Wow! That's amazing, Man!

But why hasn't this piece of glass been broken?

Different kinds of glass respond to differing frequencies.

Understand now? Yes.

202...what's your number again?

I'm Fen. 2021.

Isn't it great, Chau?

See what I tell you? He's not just an expert in opening locks.

Waiter, can you bring me a menu that includes Iranian caviar in it?

You'll eat till you go bankrupt.

Look! it's Yeung and his girlfriend.

Well, where are we heading off for fun? It's up to you. Where would you like to go?

Isn't that the one whom we've met today?

Look at how horny and sexually open she is!

Maybe she is some other man's wife?

You're right. Some other man's wife! That means it's not his wife.

So Yeung the jeweler is really that capable of things. Wow! How'd you figured that?

Everyone knows about it.

Vanity doesn't matter in this case.

He'll only go out with the wives of other men.

Then, the husbands of these wives must be taking it bad.

They've become cuckolded. Interesting.

I'm heading to the washroom.

Mrs. Kam.

Cat, why are the guests around here getting worse?

Bitch! Showoff!

You're completely filled with fake diamonds!

How would you know they're fake?

Give it a try and we'll find out.

Right!

It can't be her!

Anyway, it can't be!

My diamonds have broken! How could this be?

It does work and it sounds good too! Yeah!

Hey, buddy! What are you doing?

Sorry, Man! I only knocked it like this.

Fen and Chau, you've treated me to an expensive dinner.

Damn it! And you said you've gone out for mahjong with your grand-aunt!

But instead, you've gone out to Casablanca with that man!

Well, maybe they got hungry during their mahjong game

and went out for a meal together, it's normal. Good point!

No!

Where's the grand-aunt? Where aren't they here? They're not around. Why?

Where did she go?

Maybe they don't like western food.

So they went for Chinese food. That's not hard to comprehend.

Good point.

How can you have dinner with a man who's clearly a sex maniac?

Even sex maniacs need to have dinner.

We all part ways and walk our paths after the meal.

It's reasonable, isn't it?

Reasonable? A dinner that doesn't last till 4 in the morning?

Maybe they played another 4 rounds after the meal.

Everyone took turns and

played until now.

I'll call her back for some pudding.

Hello! May I please speak to grand-aunt?

What? She did what?

Traveling? To Singapore?

She went traveling to Singapore.

So who did she play mahjong? Who?

Maybe they played another 4 rounds of mahjong while waiting at the airport?

Since when do airplanes take off at 4 in the morning?

It's 4 in the morning, buddy!

Maybe the plane got hijacked.

And when police arrived during the hijacking, they had to shoot down a swarm of people with machine guns.

They probably had to gun them down till 4.

Honey, you're home!

What took you so long for 8 rounds of mahjong?

Why are you drunk?

Interesting, drinking while playing.

Be careful.

Sit down...

Lai, I've made...

Lai, I've made some ginseng soup for you. It's good for you.

Wait here.

I'm so glad to see you.

You're so nice to me, Charlie.

I'm not Charlie...

Charlie?

Back up a bit. I need to park now!

This spot is mine!

Don't ever park here, understand?

Do you understand, fool?

Do you?

You're wrong. This spot is mine from now on!

Let go!

We can lord it over Yeung now.

The entire piece of glass was even broken.

Man!

How would you know if that's really Expert Man?

I recognize his sock. Now, come!

Man...

What happened, Man?

He took away my...

What did he take away from you?

What is it? My...

parking Space

Fighting for his parking space? Then, you're wrong. What do you mean by that?

Well, you're sure doing swell!

You're obviously on his side.

Come here, Shoehorn! Come!

I'm talking to you!

You're a police officer.

You witnessed his attempt at causing bodily harm to me.

I didn't see what he did to you.

But your car crushed his motorcycle. I saw that very clearly.

Yes, it's your fault!

His vehicle is already parked there. Why did you have to park your way in?

You're wrong.

This motorcycle shouldn't even be parked here.

How could you say that?

Mr. Yeung's right because this parking spot is for private cars.

So now, I'm going to follow procedures and press charges on you for illegal parking.

Chau. There's no need to press charges on him.

Just do me a favor, okay?

But I'm going to have press charges on you as well, Mr. Yeung.

Press charges on me? For what?

For deliberate damage to private property, how about that?

I hope you will gladly cooperate with the police.

I won't say anything to you.

You can talk to my lawyer.

This is my lawyer.

So does this mean you aren't willing to drive your vehicle back to the police station?

I've already told you to talk to my lawyer.

You're wrong, Mr. Yeung.

2021! Yes, sir!

You've just heard that entire dialogue. What should we do?

According to regulations, if we can't receive any cooperation,

we have the right to confiscate all the evidence

and present them in court later on.

Why do you have all the procedures memorized this time?

In order to prove this vehicle is a Rolls Royce,

are we required to remove the logo from the hood of the car?

Yes, but that's not enough.

How will we find out who the owner of the vehicle is?

I know, we can find out by removing the license plate.

Good point but that's not enough either.

How will we find how the whole incident started?

I know, we can find out about the incident by removing the wheels and bumpers.

But what if that's not even enough?

Well, let me find another solution to this.

Sorry, Mr. Yeung. Please wait.

My partner's going to think of another solution.

Go ahead and remove all you want. I have plenty of time.

However, I will go to the police station with you.

You've got guts.

Is that enough now?

I'll treat you out for dinner tonight. Good.

You must be there.

We've got to dress up tonight.

Bottoms up, Man!

Cheers. Come on!

You can't drink.

Does he have liver problems? No.

He'd be penalized by his wife if he drinks.

Last time, his wife made him kneel for 5 consecutive hours.

Really? Are there really men out there who are still in fear of their wives?

Why not?

He used to stay in the washroom for more than 10 hours.

Is his wife very beautiful?

Yes, how did you know that?

There are only two reasons for

a man to be so afraid of his wife.

First, if he's lucky enough,

he's afraid that his wife will seduce another man.

What if he's not lucky?

She has already seduced another man.

No, his wife would never do that.

Have you noticed any nice cars coming to pick her up?

No, there's only police cars.

Still one of our own, do you know who it is?

It's me.

Your wife's looking for you. Better call her back. Buddy, where's the phone...

Let her call. I don't give a damn.

I'll wash the chopsticks. Wash it clean.

This waters dirty, buddy.

Do I have to pay extra?

Did you hear that? Man is right about that.

It's not normal for the wife to be so controlling to her husband.

It's better when the husband controls the wife.

This stuff is easier said than done. Is it really that simple? Just take it easy.

He won't be able to accomplish this.

Yeah, I got it. Easier said than done, right?

Just be careful!

Take them to the station. No need for them to talk so much.

What's the hurry, bud? You won't last that long anyway.

It's Yeung and his girlfriend.

Really?

Are you alright? I'm fine.

Now what?

What will we do now?

What do you mean "now what"? Go back to the station and file the report!

Yeah, just wait at the station for 3 hours.

What? Honey, don't argue with them.

Just compensate them for their losses.

Don't be so nosy!

How much compensation do you need?

Compensation? We may be poor but we don't need your dirty money.

Then we can forget about it. I've got to go.

Go then!

Who's going to pay for the car repairs now?

I'm always the one paying every time.

How about this'? Since it is my fault this time,

you'll only need to pay for half of it.

Man!

Man, are you okay? Yes.

I apologize for this.

Where did those two go? Those two...

They've left. I saw them enter the Angus.

No, that's Kimbar.

No, it's Angus. Kimbar is up there.

I saw them driving into the Kimbar.

No. .. What are they doing in there?

Is there a need to ask? What else can they do at a place like this?

Could they be there to play chess?

Who'd play chess in a place like this?

Obviously, they're going to make out there.

Take me home...

Drive Man back home.

Will they just watch TV?

Man, are you okay?

There's a bed over there. Sit down.

It's a sofa.

Same thing.

So you like raising lion-head fishes too, huh?

People say they resemble me.

We'll leave and let him rest up a bit.

We can't do that. It's not polite to leave without a drink as a guest in the home of a friend.

I'll pour a cup of tea for you.

Why does Man have to do the pouring himself?

Maybe his wife is sleeping.

She just slept earlier today.

Why don't you take a look around? I have plenty of things to see in my workshop.

Take a seat first. Doesn't your wife wait for you to return before sleeping?

She does wait for me. She probably had a fever today.

Since she's got a fever, we shouldn't wake her up.

No way. I'll wake her up even when she's in a fever.

Have a seat.

Feel free to make yourselves at home.

Wake up! What are you doing?

The light switch is on the wall. You can tum it on.

Go ahead. Play around with those tuning forks if you'd like.

Do you remember how I taught you to play them? Just a simple gong sound.

Wake up!

Make yourselves at home. Take a seat. Play around for a bit.

Go serve the tea. Why didn't you get up earlier?

Fever? How dare you have a fever when I have guests coming over!

You knew they would come. You're not allowed to have a fever when we have guests, got that?

No way. I've got to beat her down even when she's got a fever.

How can she not serve tea to my friends?

This is an outrage!

He's really fierce.

That damned bitch broke several glass cups.

It costs a lot of money. Now, I've got to beat you with the feather duster.

I'll hit you till your legs go sore. I must do it!

Amazing!

I'll hit you! Kneel down! Now!

So what if it's painful? Don't touch it!

No wonder he's so successful.

Look at the way he treats his wife.

Why don't you treat your wife like that?

Yeah, is it that much of a chore to serve some tea?

Of course, you wouldn't do that.

You're the one who's usually sewing tea to the wife.

Have some tea, please.

Thank you, Man. Your wife is so obedient, Man.

This is not about obedience. I just train her well.

I've taught you this before.

You must use excessive force to your spouse.

Beatings are the best solution to everything. Understand that?

Lai, run me a bath.

I'll give you one more tip and that's... What is it?

Answer me right away! Why don't you give me an immediate reply?

This feather duster will come in good use if you don't reply!

Now I'm going to beat her down with another tool!

Give it to me. Give me the crowbar!

Not this one, it's only strong enough to attack ants. it's that one.

This? Don't fret! Give it to me... it won't kill her...

She's still got another leg.

Hurry up!

Answer me now! I want you to answer me!

If you don't, I'll beat you until you become crippled.

Kneel down!

Still watching TV? I told you to run me a bath! So you're still watching TV?

Come out and kneel down! Come on!

Don't say a word. My friends are here. Kneel down!

Hurry up! Why don't you kneel? Kneel!

Don't say a word and bear the pain. He's going too far. Let's go and stop him!

I'll kick you! It doesn't look like you're going to answer me!

Crawling back into your hole like a rat, huh?

Get up and stop dragging me!

I'll beat you up! Don't move! I told you not to scream!

You'd better come out and serve my friends!

Come out now!

If you don't come out, I'll start kicking with another pair of shoes. I'm switching to another pair of shoes!

Hand over my sports shoes. Now!

Still heading out to play football at this time?

Hurry...don't worry. She's used to it. Come on...

Don't.

She's used to the kicking. The red and black pair are her favorites.

She's used to it. Hand it over. Don't worry.

Just like Brazilians. The more you kick the wife, the cuter she gets. Go...

Then... Come... hold on...

Let me kick you. Like these pairs of shoes? Come on!

Is it okay to kick like that?

She's used to it. I think it'll be fine.

No, I should go and have a look.

Chau, he's not kidding.

I know.

How would you know?

Look.

Stay there. I'll send you another kick!

I just kicked with my left leg. Now I'm going to use my right.

Don't make a sound.

Bend over there and kick so I can give it another kick with my left leg. Ready?

Why is Man doing this?

Do you see his wife?

A kiss won't do. No way!

Maybe she's been kicked so much that she doesn't know where he is.

Are you crazy?

I think this must be his wife.

No, she can't be.

Kiss me while I beat you.

This is bad...what do we do now?

A kiss doesn't work either. What do you think?

The C.I.S. has been looking for someone to participate in the Art's Festival. They want me to take the leading role.

So I thought I'd save them the trouble and prepare for a Shakespearean play.

So I've been reluctant to do it. Hi!

Not everyone is gifted in the art's.

I know.

But Shakespearean plays usually end in tragedy.

We've got to go. Yeah.

I need to rehearse to see if I've got the talent for any of this.

I want to give it a try.

Lai, you've come back.

I was putting on a show just to save a bit of face for myself while those two were here.

You knew they saw you having dinner and getting a ride in that man's car.

Can't I have dinner with a man? Sure, you can!

Can't I sit in a man's car? Of course, you can!

It's normal for you to sit in a man's car. I'm used to it.

But that's not the problem. The point is, they always laugh at me. Face... face...

Do you regard me as your wife?

Then, we... None of your business!

I just wanted to save my face. I'm a man.

You know how great of a man I am in front of others.

Of course, I'm nothing but an ant in front of you.

But I need to save my face. One!

I need to appear sharp in front of my peers. Two!

Just to save a little bit of my dignity.

I didn't mean to... Two!

Lai, you know...

I'm very imposing at my department.

Men need to be imposing.

Can't you just leave me a bit of dignity?

Don't leave me!

Lai... listen to me...

That's pitiful. That's why they say that all geniuses have some weak point.

You're the one without the weak point.

Exactly!

Sorry to bother you, ma'am.

No problem. Just a common meal.

Just directly tell Man to have dinner here.

Why'd you say today was your birthday?

Well, if I didn't say it was my birthday, he wouldn't come.

Besides, I don't think Chau would like that.

No, he won't.

Capable people can't stand to be with incapable people You wouldn't understand.

Well, going by what you say, Man is a very capable man.

So is Chau.

But there can never be two champions.

Someone's ringing the door bell, Fen.

It must be Man. Let me go answer the door.

Please come in.

Well, it's my home. Of course, I'm coming in.

Why is it you? Why didn't you bring the keys?

You also tend to forget about bringing your keys.

What's going on?

Today is my birthday.

Wasn't your birthday over 4 months ago?

Well, it's my birthday in the lunar calendar.

So there's a 4 month difference between the western and lunar calendars?

Well, it's like this. I misremembered it this year.

What about last year?

The same goes for last year.

How about the year before that?

And all the years before those too. I've misremembered it for over 20 years.

My origins were revealed this year.

You won't change it next year, would you?

Nope, it's confirmed. Today is my birthday.

And everything is up for me to decide. Yes, I understand.

Honey, I'm home!

Go and get changed.

You treat me so well, Chau.

Let's confirm that everything's up to me for today. Okay.

I've invited Man over for dinner.

What? Expert Man?

You said everything is up to me.

I'm not implying that you can't invite him over.

So you've finally seen his good side now.

That's not it either. But I guess it's good to see what other flaws he has.

That's how he is. Come and help me.

Damned Chau!

Help me with the eggs.

From what you're telling me, Man is quite pitiful.

Yeah, we shouldn't remind him about his wife.

That's why I've hidden all your wedding photos.

Just a prevention from making him sad. Do you mind?

You're right.

What's going on?

They won't be so nice to simply invite you over for dinner.

They just sympathize you because your wife doesn't want you.

I'd rather head home and have instant noodles instead.

No, Beethoven admires me very much.

It's great to be admired in the eyes of others.

That's true but look at you, you look so depressed.

Going in like that is no different than getting sympathy from others.

You've been a police officer for many years.

Don't you have any acting skill at all?

How can you be a president in the future without any acting skills?

Acting skills...

Happy birthday! Man!

You said you liked this lion-head fish, Beethoven.

So now, I'm giving it to you as a birthday gift.

It's beautiful but it originally came as a pair.

Didn't you know? The other one ran off in secret.

Isn't it nice that way? It'll make a pair with me.

You're pretty thoughtful, Man.

Not at all. In fact, I don't even know what I can give you on your birthday in the future.

Because there aren't a lot of animals that can come out looking like a shoehorn, don't you think so?

Nothing really comes to mind at all.

Well, not exactly. What's this fish called?

Mackerels might have a chin like yours.

It's just like a shoehorn. I'll give you one next time.

Yes, giving it to him sounds perfect.

Have a seat, Man.

The decoration looks around here.

Of course, it is. My wife did all the designing.

All the decorations in my place were done by my wife as well.

It didn't satisfy me until she made a few amendments.

Our verandah is very spacious. Why don't you come and check it out?

Is it?

This verandah seems to be very nice. How big is it?

It must be a big place. Look!

No, the left side. Good!

No, a little more to the other side.

No, in the center. That's it!

Perfect!

When did you take this photo?

You looked much better back then.

Your chin isn't as sore as it is now.

Otherwise, he wouldn't have been able to woo Anna.

This family is full of love and warmth.

It's warm because the heaters been activated, Man.

Shut off the heater, Chau.

He meant the atmosphere, not the temperature.

Atmosphere? Aren't we all having a good time?

Well, that's because it's my birthday, Man.

Birthdays are important to us.

Because it's a fresh new start to life. Right.

So you must remember that, Man.

Just forget the fact that your wife seduced another man. Right.

No... she didn't seduce another man. I mean you shouldn't dwell on the past.

Just continue to live your life happily.

It's normal for my wife to leave me.

It's just like a theater switching on to another movie.

Just put on another one.

In regards to situations like these, you're more than amazing.

If it were me, I'd go into mental turmoil.

Of course, Man can handle it.

Exactly. Exactly.

It's somber now.

It's going to rain. You'd better go grab the laundry. I'll get the laundry.

Where are you going, Man?

So, Man, are you accustomed to do the laundry alone?

Well, I've got this little habit.

I grab on to my wife's hair and kick her out to get the laundry

whenever there's a thunderstorm coming.

Yeah.

Where's the washroom?

It's right over there.

I'll head to the washroom.

Why did you have to stimulate him?

Don't worry! He's still a tough man.

I told you not to come but you still insist.

Where's your acting skills?

Man, what do you think about the washroom?

It's nice and you've got what you need in here.

Man, let me introduce you to my wife.

Anna, this is Man.

Hi! Hello!

Making balsam pear? Yes.

Has any water been extruded?

No.

Then, it'd be very bitter. Really?

I'll demonstrate for you. Have you added any salt? No.

You must put in some salt. Otherwise, it'll become really bitter.

Just a little bit.

Stir-fry it along with water and it won't taste bitter at all.

I'd have never thought you'd be so good at cooking balsam pears.

Well, of course. it's my wife's favorite dish.

Whenever we have dinner at home, I would...

You'd be the one cooking for her. Yes.

Then...

You're talking about that stuff again.

Chau.

How can you be so ill-mannered, Chau?

Don't go. Dinner's ready.

Take it easy with the soup, Man. it's hot.

Thank you. Why don't you move in with us?

Then she can make soup for you everyday.

Thanks but there's a lot of things you don't understand.

You won't understand since you're not married yet.

I'm quite used to live like a ruler at home.

My wife serves me all the time.

I'm pretty spoiled by having someone serve me.

If I stayed in your home, it'd just trouble Anna.

Once you get married, you'll see what I mean.

I'm overdoing it a bit by letting my wife spoil me like this.

If my wife doesn't serve me,

I would've already felt very uncomfortable.

You didn't mean to invite me over for dinner at all.

Man... you...

Man, come back! Man!

Why must you anger Man like that?

So it's my fault again?

Why wouldn't it be, you damned shoehorn?

We made a promise in cadet school that you would

never address by the name of Shoehorn, you broomstick head!

You also vowed to never call me a broomstick head, you shoehorn!

Damned broomstick head!

I'm leaving. I'm going back to my room.

It'd be best if you never come out of that room!

What's wrong with Shoehorn?

Impossible! This kind of incident couldn't have happened in my vault.

He must had plenty of things stolen.

He deserved it!

Check it out for yourself!

I can't be guaranteed any safety from the public security system of Hong Kong.

Sir, this is the most advanced technology in air-flow detection.

If the air flows as a result of someone passing by,

the alarm will sound immediately.

If an object at any weight fall into the water of this pool,

the level of water will rise.

The alarm will sound just as well.

Look, what's that?

Yes, why is that goose coming up there?

I'm not here to discuss with you if that's a duck or a goose.

I'm saying... What Mr. Yeung means is...

if anyone can place the goose there,

he can also take away the coral diamond.

Am I right, Mr. Yeung?

Take a few photos and hand it over to C.I.D.

You need to go to the washroom.

I don't need to. You need it.

Yes, I do. Then go!

Don't forget to shoot from all angles. Front, back, left and right.

Make one big close-up shot!

Seven shots made for ourselves and the C.I.D.

Take a full shot at this comer.

This spots most important. Keep the spot without the leg for me.

What's going on?

You know what your buddy Expert Man has done!

It's nothing special. He only wanted to ease his mind by putting a goose over there. Can't he do that?

I'm not implying that I want to arrest him.

I don't think you'll place righteousness above loyalty to your family.

I think he'll eventually run into trouble.

Don't complain about me not giving him any chances!

What do we do now?

Then I guess I'll have to keep a close eye on him and make sure he doesn't do bad things.

Exactly.

Great!

I've been waiting for you, Man.

Why are you waiting for me here?

Nothing special. I just wanted to have a drink with you.

Then go have a drink.

Okay.

He's back...

Man, why are there so many nosy women around? He's back...

Congratulations!

What are you congratulating me for? For your divorce!

This is my home. What are you people doing here?

Come... take a look here... This is the door to my home.

What are you doing here?

In celebration of your divorce, anyone with the card may receive a free goose in exchange.

You're very efficient. Right...

You announced your divorce to everyone in such a unique way.

Judging from her pose while doing the laundry,

I can tell that she'll seduce another man sooner or later. You're the one that's flirty...

Of course! How else would she get all those beautiful clothes?

Get out of the way, bitches! You're blocking my way to the door! Leave!

Take it back! Stop fighting...

Why are there so many geese here? Stop fighting!

Stop fighting Man!

Who sent it to you?

It must be Yeung playing tricks on me! Stop fighting for it! Check the number.

Man, what are you doing here? Lai, you're back!

Despicable!

Lai, listen to me.

You wouldn't able to imagine who did a prank on me. It's mine.

You wouldn't be able to imagine it.

Lai, listen to me. Which number?

Expert Man, what number is this?

Out of the way, bitch!

Lai... where are you going? Lai!

I need to calm myself.

Where are you keeping yourself calm, Lai?

Japan. To Japan?

Man, where are you going? I'm going to calm myself down.

Where to? Japan.

I'm going too. Me too!

Sir, which number is this goose?

Come on! Don't worry about it! I'll teach you.

Is this how you calm yourself down?

Man, how can you have such a good eyesight? I can't even see where they're located!

If it was your wife, it'll depend if you can see her.

If it was my wife, I would've already angered her.

Crap... See for yourself.

I see it.

Yeung's dressed up in navy blue clothing. Your wife is dressed in pink.

Yeung has his hand on your wife's waist.

He is touching her face with the other hand.

Now, they've slowly began to...

Who told you to give such a clear description here Are you commentating at a horse race or something?

It's the telescope that is clear.

That's not just clear. It's openly doing something evil.

Damn it!

Let me get this clear to you first. I'm only helping you for giving that guy a lesson.

Just don't go too far.

Check your tools.

I'm all ready, Man. I'm going now.

Don't say anything unless it's necessary.

Why?

Because you're inarticulate. Everyone would recognize you easily.

Be careful!

Got it!

Take this...

Everything's free of charge.

Here's the straw.

How can you treat people like that?

He was in my way.

Clingy.

Pick it up for him!

Let me help you.

You took my wife away from me!

I saw off the ice and let you drop.

You'll freeze to death.

Thanks.

Ridiculous!

There's not enough weight!

Failed.

Where's Fen?

Fen!

Yikes! Why are you down there, Fen?

Fen!

Stop breathing for now, Fen!

I'll dig a hole for you to breathe.

Hold on! Don't drink any of that water!

Give me the straw. Hurry!

Breathe... gently... can you breathe yet?

Breathe deeper.

Don't suck in any water! Press it down! Don't let it float away!

Press onto it! Pull harder! Yes!

Hold on! I'm going to dig a hole!

Don't drink any water. That's it!

Breathe... hold it...

Breathe harder! Got it yet?

Once more. Hold it!

Get more straws! Quickly!

Got any more straws?

Quickly!

Hold tight, Fen! I'll dig another hole!

Don't let it float away! The waves are getting heavier!

Take the straw! Go!

Damn it, Fen! Where are you?

Where are you, Fen?

Fen!

My god! He's in his thirties and still unwed. Now he's freezing to death!

Shut up!

Fen... Man!

You scared me there. it's not even funny!

Come out for a match, you bloody jeweler!

Sure.

You'll die without a burial ground. Come on!

Sit tight.

Soon, you're going to know what's coming for you.

No need to kick him, he'll be a dead man.

Be careful! Buddy!

This is the line of death.

The one who comes closest to this line will will. It's dangerous.

Didn't you hear that? it's dangerous!

If you promised to never see my wife again,

I'll let you go.

You'd better be careful!

Listen carefully, everyone!

This is the starting point. We'll do an experiment.

Let's say this is the line of death. The winner will be determined by

the one who is closest to this line, okay? Let's begin!

Luckily, it's right here.

If the line of death is up ahead, you would've been dead.

You're incredible.

Is your sled from Rolls Royce?

Did you hear that? It's not too late for you to give up yet!

I know you're scared.

If you repent now and promise to never see Lai again,

I'll give you one more chance. Just say it!

I warn you not to risk your life for this This is your last chance.

I must warn you that no one will help you in danger.

It's my wife. You shouldn't have done that.

Repent! Just repent and say that you'll never see Lai again.

Then, there's no need for us to slide to the edge of a cliff and die.

It'd be pointless to be dead. Just repent!

Repent. I'll do a countdown. 1, 2, 3...

3...

Fine! Say no more! 3!

Your last chance to repent!

Let's go!

He's a dead man. Will it work?

If he'll die, I'll be dead too. Relax.

I've already removed his screws.

You'll have to hold me tight.

I will.

I'll hold onto you.

Hold on tight and be careful, okay?

This is no joke. You don't need to talk. What?

It's too late now. I'll fight you to the death. Yeah!

We'll see who's going to lose. Come on! Let's finish this! Yeah!

Hey, buddy! My rope...

Man!

Man!

Man!

Man! Keep pulling! Don't let go!

Pull harder! Pull!

Is that Expert Man? This is Yeung, the jeweler.

Jeweler Yeung, return my wife immediately!

Otherwise, I'll deal with you again!

Why don't we all deal with reality?

How?

I'll ask your wife to come out and we'll settle face-to-face.

We'll let her decide who she likes. Do you dare to do it?

Why not? Where will we meet?

At the greenhouse, 9 o'clock tonight.

9 o'clock at the greenhouse, okay!

See you there.

Lai!

Lai!

Lai...

What do you want? Don't do anything stupid! Where is Lai?

It's so nice to see you here again.

Be careful. Don't do anything stupid here.

Thank you very much.

Thanks for leaving me such a deep impression in Japan.

It was my pleasure.

No!

I've brought you a souvenir from Japan.

I'm sure it will remind you of Japan.

I don't want any gifts! I want Lai!

Where's Lai? Lai!

You've got me cuckolded. What else do you want from me?

Don't do anything stupid.

What do you want? Don't you dare!

What do you want? Why did you remove my trousers?

What are you doing?

Let go! Why did you remove my trousers?

Let go! What is the meaning of this?

What are you doing? What is this?

You know little about the Japanese culture.

In order to let you understand more about Japan,

I have one more present for you.

Give him the gift.

Enjoy your present.

I won't bother you.

Can the present be any more smaller?

I must warn you. Don't assume that you're tough.

Let go of me right now! I'll count! 1, 2, 3!

Ready? 1, 2, 3!

1,2,3!

1,2,3!

1,2,3!

You enjoy listening to Japanese, don't you?

I've learned Japanese through 3 months of night school.

I really like the Japanese.

Especially big, fat, and incredible ones like you.

Say some more.

Why didn't I learn any Japanese back then?

I can't think of anything.

There's more! So... Son... what's that brand name called again?

That's a song.

Hold on! I got one more!

I've got a story to tell you. Long ago, there were two people fighting.

Before they fought,

one of them suddenly turned around and...

Buddy!

I wonder how Man is doing right now.

I told you to keep an eye on him.

But you followed him all the way to Japan.

Now look what happened!

I didn't expect any of this!

I just wanted to teach that punk a lesson.

It was totally unexpected.

Unexpected?

You're close to forgetting your father's name.

Don't move!

This is only an injection. It won't kill you. Man!

What's the matter? Haven't you heard of fatal injections?

Are you trying to take a life?

Look at how badly wounded he is!

Don't say I'm helping him. Let me ask you a question.

I can't even see your face right now. What do you want to ask?

Yes, it's very impolite not to look at someone eye-to-eye while talking to him.

Now you can see me. What happened?

Nothing happened. I occasionally enjoy acting like a turtle.

Who did this to you?

Is there a need to ask? Obviously, it's the doctor.

You weren't beaten at all.

How can the doctor do this to you?

I fell down and sprained my ankle.

Did anybody push you from behind?

No.

How did you trip over yourself like that?

What are you doing, buddy?

Are we questioning you like a suspect?

We are.

Master Man.

How are you?

I heard something happened to you so I came to visit.

Hows your neck?

I'm born in the year of the tortoise. Therefore, I like to act like a turtle!

I've brought some nutritious food for you.

Since you love roasted goose so much, this should be nutritious enough for you.

You took away my beloved.

I will take away your beloved someday. Mark my words!

I don't have a wife. What am I worried for?

Don't be so sure of yourself. Just wait and see!

Sooner or later, I will exact my revenge. Get out!

Get out!

Let's go. Get out!

Man...

Do not stop me! Chau!

Why didn't you get him?

How can we do that? We don't have any witnesses.

Go! Where are we going?

You need to pee.

I don't need to. You do. Now, go!

Yeah, Man. I need to go.

We're going to the washroom. Just stay here and rest.

Shut the door.

What's the most precious thing in life?

Friends.

Friends? Even if you had lost your life,

there would still be friends to visit you with flowers.

No, I know what's precious most is life itself.

Then, you know exactly what he wants.

I know, he wants to take away his life.

Then, you understand what we should do.

I know, we must help Man to take his life away.

You fool, we have to keep an eye on him.

Why has it turned into sulfuric acid?

Welcome to Yeung's Jewellery Kingdom!

Other than displaying my diamond coral today,

I invite you all to gaze upon a marvelous sight.

I guarantee that it'll be unforgettable.

What marvelous sight, Yeung?

What did you do to Man?

Man? Which Man?

Don't be coy with me, Yeung.

If the two of you are interested in gazing upon this wonder,

I wouldn't mind if you two stayed.

But please don't interrupt my guests.

Let's go take a look. What?

Guards!

Yes... Get out of the way!

Let's do that again!

Haven't you had enough?

Don't you believe that I'll finish you off?

Don't move!

Walk this way.

Calm down! Yeah!

Would you dare to believe that I'd shoot you to death?

Release him!

Watch your back!

Get them! Yes...

Throw me over there!

Don't!

Over there!

Drop dead!

I'll take my revenge by blowing up your feet!

Chau, let's do it!

Okay!

Go to hell!

I'm warning you. Don't come over here!

Or else, I'm going to jump!

This is the last warning. I'll jump if you come any closer.

I'll sue you for murder!

I'll sue you for murder! I'm going to jump!

Bye-bye!

You can't escape!

Don't come down!

You'll die if you come down!

I won't let you go!

You're still coming down? Still coming down?

Drop dead!

Die!

I'll blow it!

Go after him through the elevator!

Over there!

Hold it right there!

Stay there!

Goodbye.

Go to hell!

Go!

You can't outsmart me.

Can I?

Give it back to me and your life will be spared.

Wait. Let them handle it themselves.

What do you want?

You took away my beloved.

Now I must take away yours. How about that?

Then, I'll... I'll never see your wife again.

What? Never see Lai again.

You're really not going to see Lai again? Yes...

You won't even call her again, right? Yes.

Get him right now!

Yes, come over here.

Go quickly!

Come over!

What do you want?

I'm cuffing him.

Cuff him? What did you see?

I saw nothing.

Yeah, I also saw nothing. What are we cuffing for?

What? Didn't you see him drop my diamond coral down there?

From what I witnessed at that moment,

it was your hand that was grabbing onto his hand.

Thus, resulting in the diamond to drop on its own.

You were active while he was passive.

He's right. You didn't like that diamond coral.

You hated it so you threw it out.

It's not his fault at all.

You two better watch it!

I will sue you. I'll sue!

I'll sue you until you go to jail!

Chau, he wants to sue us.

Does this mean we'll have to go to jail?

If that's the case, before we go to jail,

we'll need to have a nice breakfast.

Sounds good to me. Let's have breakfast!

Man, let's go out for breakfast!

He just promised to return your wife, Man. You can't have breakfast.

Do you still want her? I'll sue until you go to jail!

Don't you know that a fox may grow gray but never good? Don't you know?

That's what you think! There's plenty of fish in the sea. Don't you know that imprisonment is a bad smear for reputation?

If Lai comes back and sees me... You'll be in a lot of trouble.

I'll grab her hair and kick her miles away from here. You dare to oppose me...

Man, you're incredible!

Let's all drink a toast! Cheers!

Let's drink a toast to my life without my wife!

To the celebration of your renewed freedom! Cheers!

Let's drink to Man's reformed life!

Now do you believe it, Man? A man can live without women.

You should be saying that a man can still survive without a wife.

Anyway

Say nothing more except for the fact that there's plenty of fish in the sea, understand?

I've said it before. Women are like... what?

Like limbs.

No, it's like clothing.

That means you can throw it out whenever you'd like. Cheers!

Cheers... Cheers, Man!

Look, you've drank so much that your hand is trembling.

What do you guys drink in broad daylight?

Where's the goldfish?

Do yourself a favor and tidy up.

You don't water the flowers when you have the time.

Are you baking a cake?

Didn't you boil some soup for me?

Honey, I'm tired. Could you run me a bath?

Honey, don't forget to help out with my manicure.

So what? Why can't I be louder?

This is my home. I can do anything I'd like!

There's plenty of fish in the sea. Do you think you're the only one?

Coming back as you please. Get out!

I don't ever want to see you again! No way!

No way!

There's women everywhere. I can pick anyone I like!

Never come back to me. Get out!

Get out!

Cheers! You sure have integrity, Man!

Yeah, Man's the greatest!

You're a hero! A real man of this generation indeed!

A real man of all generations.

Cheers... Hurray!

Honey...

Honey...

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