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children:
late last night
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and the night before
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tommyknockers, tommyknockers
knocking at the door
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i want to go out
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i don't know if i can
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'cause i'm so afraid
of the tommyknocker man
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bobbi!
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and the night before
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tommyknockers, tommyknockers
knocking at the door
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i want to go out,
i don't know if i can
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'cause i'm so afraid
of the tommyknocker man
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hilly, stop it!
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i want to go out,
i don't know if i can
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'cause i'm so afraid
of the tommyknocker man
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mom, make him stop!
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fraidy cat!
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am not!
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stop torturing him.
get ready for school.
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mom!
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hilly, don't argue
with your mom.
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come straight home
after school for chores.
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gramps says
you're only a kid once.
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gramps doesn't pay
the bills around here.
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as long as i do,
you'll do what i say.
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yes, sir.
oops!
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damn it, hilly!
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sorry.
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wait up, hill.
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and don't slam the--
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[door slams]
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[crash]
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hilly without accidents
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is like mcdonalds
without hamburgers.
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you were
a little hard on him.
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well, somebody's
got to be tough on him.
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your dad
spoils him rotten.
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well, those boys
are his whole life.
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"30 new tricks.
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"hours of fun
for the young...
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prestidigitator?"
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that's magician
in plain english.
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is it ok?
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it's cool.
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except...
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except for what?
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dad says there's
no such thing as magic.
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dads forget things
being dads.
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that's what happens
to grownups.
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but you're a grownup.
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no, i'm an old man.
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kids and old people,
we know that magic's real,
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no matter what
anybody says.
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there is even
a place that's magic.
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a place?
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yes, out by
the anderson farm.
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in my day, we called it
big injun woods,
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but it's called
burning woods now.
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no matter what it's called,
there's magic there.
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the injuns believed it,
and so do i.
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you mean
they're haunted?
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yeah. magic spirits.
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you have to keep
your wits about you
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when you go there,
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and, hilly, never,
never go there alone.
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ok, davey, let's use
your thumb, shall we?
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there you go. right there.
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good. perfect.
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you see?
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that's how we
fingerprint our suspects.
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see that, everybody?
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over here--
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come on over here.
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this--this is where
we have our cells.
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we put all the people
who break the law in here.
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down here,
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this is
the dispatcher's station,
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where mrs. paulson answers
all the important police calls.
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don't you, mrs. paulson?
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[ding ding]
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yes, i do.
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ok.
come on in here.
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let's go see
the schoolroom.
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this is the best part.
come on.
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you see, when i was
a little girl,
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my parents
used to travel a lot.
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every time they went
to a new country,
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they brought me
another doll,
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so i have dolls
from africa, east asia,
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and from all over
the world.
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are dollies
your hobby?
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oh, yes, they are
my hobby.
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my friends
know that i like them
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so whenever they travel,
they bring me one.
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no, we don't want
to break anything.
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that's all right.
jojo's never been broken.
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go ahead.
pull that.
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doll: my name is jojo.
what's yours?
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grrr!
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they're bad!
i'm scared!
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davey, it's ok,
sweetheart.
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come on, children.
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tell you what.
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why don't you come back
some other time,
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and we'll
see them together?
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all alone.
just you and me.
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all right?
bye, davey.
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bye.
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now, one of you
scared that little boy.
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come on.
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which one of you
scared that little boy?
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[telephone rings]
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[ring]
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[ring]
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yeah, haven post office.
joe paulson.
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hi, joe. it's me.
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hi, hon.
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be right home
at 6:00.
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i'm making that chicken
kiev russkies eat.
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squirts butter when you
stick your fork in it.
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honey, i have
to work late tonight.
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oh, joe, come on!
not again.
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you know that new
postmistress
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is a real tyrant.
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oh, yeah, honey.
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she's much harder on me
than old charlie estabrooke.
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you tell her for me
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that becka paulson likes
her husband home for dinner.
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honey, i will.
i got to go now.
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becka: bye.
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that woman's going
to be the death of him.
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hmm!
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are you ready?
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am i ready?
is that your question?
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it's like
the sign says--
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neither snow
nor rain nor...
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sleet...
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nor gloom
of night...
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can stay
these couriers...
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from the swift
completion...
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aw, jeez!
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both: of their
appointed rounds.
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to be buried
in buffalo skins...
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[typewriter carriage
returns]
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rather than
in cotton clothes.
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ugh!
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[whines]
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what are you
looking at?
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[arf]
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want to get out of here?
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ok. let's go. come on.
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[arf]
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come on.
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oh, all right.
one more time.
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ready?
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ready?
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go get it.
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go get it.
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[whining]
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what's the matter?
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you can't see
where it went?
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where did it go?
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[arf arf]
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oh.
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oh, wow!
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i'm ok. i'm ok.
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what, what, what?
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what?
what's the matter?
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what's the matter
with you?
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what?
it's just a can.
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here it is.
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ow!
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wow.
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weird.
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uh...
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[howling]
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[grrr]
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what's the matter
with you, huh?
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[arf arf]
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[howling]
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ok, ok.
we'll go home.
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come on.
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come on.
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i'd like you to meet
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a new friend of ours
from maine--james gardener.
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hi, i'm jim,
and i'm an alcoholic.
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all: hi, jim.
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i haven't had a drink
in about a year now,
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not that i don't
want one all the time.
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the hell i don't.
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the thing
with me and booze is
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i have a bad
containment system.
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there's this technician
in here
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that should've been fired
long ago.
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and when i drink,
i, uh...
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i turn into this stranger
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who does the stupidest,
crazy things.
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monster.
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and my friend bobbi,
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she always says
"knowing is one thing,
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"but doing something
about it is, uh...
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is another."
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well, anyway,
the problem is
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i've got this poem
i have to read in public.
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it's probably
the last chance i'll have
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to see if i can hack it
on the circuit as a poet.
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or just hang up my jock.
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and, uh...
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i'm scared to death
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i'm going to need
a drink to do it.
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i'm scared to death.
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i appreciate
you bringing this, butch,
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but you could've called
it in or faxed it to me.
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all part of
the service, ruthie.
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thank you.
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well--
um...
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any plans on coming
up to derry soon?
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no, not in
the near future. why?
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00:13:05,084 --> 00:13:06,751
no reason.
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00:13:06,819 --> 00:13:08,253
just wondering.
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yeah.
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ladies.
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bye, butch.
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good-bye.
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what?
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i think
he's sweet on you.
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don't be ridiculous.
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i'll be back in an hour.
anything new?
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00:13:52,632 --> 00:13:54,065
quiet on this front,
captain.
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when are you gonna ask
that merrill woman out?
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haven't you got
something better to do
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than worry about
my private life?
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00:14:02,042 --> 00:14:03,474
like checking
all the diners
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in northern maine
for health violations?
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bark all you want.
236
00:14:07,613 --> 00:14:09,547
because she was
your partner's wife
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and a damn fine
constable besides,
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is no reason not
to speak your heart.
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00:14:13,853 --> 00:14:16,254
let it be, fellas.
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00:14:16,323 --> 00:14:17,788
ben's right.
time's going by.
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00:14:17,857 --> 00:14:19,958
neither of you
is getting younger.
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becka.
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hmm?
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get away
from that window
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00:14:23,830 --> 00:14:26,264
and go back to work,
please.
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00:14:26,333 --> 00:14:27,365
all right.
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00:14:37,177 --> 00:14:39,110
[thunder]
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hilly?
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go to sleep, kiddo.
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00:14:56,329 --> 00:14:57,829
what about you?
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i'm reading
about harry houdini.
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who's that?
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the greatest magician
in history.
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i'm gonna be
just like him someday.
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00:15:05,338 --> 00:15:06,671
go to sleep, kid.
256
00:15:15,348 --> 00:15:17,348
that hot water heater
is really shot.
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00:15:17,417 --> 00:15:19,117
i thought i'd get a new one
while you're gone.
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00:15:19,185 --> 00:15:21,285
see if you can
keep it going.
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00:15:21,354 --> 00:15:23,321
i'll buy a new one
when i get back.
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00:15:23,390 --> 00:15:27,791
ok. pete and i found
a great cache of firewood.
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mm-hmm.
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haven't started
the novel, huh?
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just because
i'm a little blocked,
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00:15:34,467 --> 00:15:36,467
that's no reason
to rub it in.
265
00:15:36,536 --> 00:15:38,969
so that sexy
young school marm
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and the gruff
buffalo hunter,
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they haven't
gotten together yet?
268
00:15:42,575 --> 00:15:44,308
i hate you.
269
00:15:46,846 --> 00:15:48,012
you ok?
270
00:15:50,250 --> 00:15:51,982
hey,
never better, bobbi.
271
00:15:54,187 --> 00:15:55,520
never better.
272
00:16:00,193 --> 00:16:02,126
[thunder]
273
00:16:11,287 --> 00:16:12,653
[whining]
274
00:16:17,794 --> 00:16:18,826
[arf]
275
00:16:20,780 --> 00:16:22,513
[arf arf]
276
00:16:28,471 --> 00:16:30,137
[howling]
277
00:16:32,141 --> 00:16:33,541
it's just a storm, buddy.
278
00:16:33,609 --> 00:16:36,877
it's just a storm.
go back to sleep.
279
00:16:52,228 --> 00:16:55,529
mm-mm.
here's some nice mush
280
00:16:55,598 --> 00:16:56,964
for those old teeth.
281
00:17:08,077 --> 00:17:10,744
so, it's not my
imagination, right?
282
00:17:10,813 --> 00:17:13,747
his right eye vision
does seem to be returning.
283
00:17:13,816 --> 00:17:15,749
let's take
a closer look.
284
00:17:15,818 --> 00:17:17,251
[snarls]
285
00:17:17,320 --> 00:17:18,252
hey.
286
00:17:18,321 --> 00:17:20,021
hey!
287
00:17:20,089 --> 00:17:21,755
sorry,
he's not like this.
288
00:17:21,824 --> 00:17:22,990
peter!
289
00:17:23,059 --> 00:17:24,492
dr. etheridge,
come quick.
290
00:17:24,560 --> 00:17:27,294
i'm afraid you'll
have to excuse me.
291
00:17:30,233 --> 00:17:31,665
hey, hey, hey.
292
00:17:31,734 --> 00:17:33,100
what's--hey!
293
00:17:36,839 --> 00:17:37,871
hey.
294
00:17:46,749 --> 00:17:48,549
[arf arf]
295
00:17:48,617 --> 00:17:51,018
[arf arf]
296
00:17:58,077 --> 00:17:59,210
hey!
297
00:18:07,420 --> 00:18:10,838
lady, why don't you get
your dog out of here?
298
00:18:10,907 --> 00:18:11,772
let's go.
299
00:18:20,266 --> 00:18:21,882
our last poet
is no stranger
300
00:18:21,951 --> 00:18:24,852
to those who remember
raging angel,
301
00:18:24,921 --> 00:18:28,088
the book critics claimed
gave authoritative voice
302
00:18:28,157 --> 00:18:31,759
to the angst
of the last decade.
303
00:18:31,828 --> 00:18:33,126
i trust he'll provide us
with a memorable finish,
304
00:18:33,195 --> 00:18:35,429
reading us
his latest work.
305
00:18:35,498 --> 00:18:36,864
friends
of new poetry,
306
00:18:36,933 --> 00:18:41,201
i give you
james eric gardener.
307
00:18:41,270 --> 00:18:42,636
[applause]
308
00:18:45,307 --> 00:18:46,540
gardener.
309
00:19:02,825 --> 00:19:04,424
[tapping]
310
00:19:04,494 --> 00:19:05,960
good evening.
311
00:19:06,028 --> 00:19:07,427
i was, uh...
312
00:19:07,497 --> 00:19:10,931
going to try to live up
to my reputation
313
00:19:11,000 --> 00:19:15,469
and read something
new and angry tonight,
314
00:19:15,538 --> 00:19:16,971
but instead, i think i'll be
a little unpredictable
315
00:19:17,039 --> 00:19:20,073
and read something
from my first book.
316
00:19:20,142 --> 00:19:23,811
it's a love poem
called one more mile.
317
00:19:25,815 --> 00:19:27,481
it's for bobbi anderson.
318
00:19:29,318 --> 00:19:30,684
"only for you."
319
00:19:32,655 --> 00:19:35,255
"i was raised to believe
god was love,
320
00:19:35,324 --> 00:19:36,757
"but how loving
can god be
321
00:19:36,826 --> 00:19:38,258
"when he makes
men and women
322
00:19:38,327 --> 00:19:39,860
"smart enough
to land on the moon
323
00:19:39,929 --> 00:19:41,862
"but stupid enough
to have to learn
324
00:19:41,931 --> 00:19:44,398
"that there is
no such thing as forever,
325
00:19:44,466 --> 00:19:48,435
"only to have to learn it
over and over again.
326
00:19:48,504 --> 00:19:49,937
"one more mile.
327
00:19:50,006 --> 00:19:51,772
"just one more mile.
328
00:19:51,841 --> 00:19:53,774
"then one day i dreamed
329
00:19:53,843 --> 00:19:55,776
"i found you...
330
00:19:55,845 --> 00:19:58,679
"illusion made substance,
331
00:19:58,748 --> 00:20:01,682
"in a dream realer
than any mirage
332
00:20:01,751 --> 00:20:03,784
"your eyes looked up
at me and saw
333
00:20:03,853 --> 00:20:05,786
"the me i wish i was.
334
00:20:05,855 --> 00:20:07,955
"and after all these doubts
and all these fears,
335
00:20:08,024 --> 00:20:09,790
"after all these questions
without answers
336
00:20:09,859 --> 00:20:11,291
"and dreams
without substance,
337
00:20:11,360 --> 00:20:13,594
i journeyed home."
338
00:20:15,330 --> 00:20:16,764
"one more mile.
339
00:20:16,832 --> 00:20:19,466
just one last mile."
340
00:20:21,203 --> 00:20:23,871
"and there you were."
341
00:20:41,290 --> 00:20:43,290
thank you. thank you.
342
00:20:44,894 --> 00:20:46,526
thank you very much.
343
00:20:46,596 --> 00:20:49,513
are you ringing
the right room?
344
00:20:49,582 --> 00:20:50,948
he's with the new england
poetry caravan.
345
00:20:51,016 --> 00:20:52,650
i have been ringing,
ma'am.
346
00:20:52,719 --> 00:20:54,819
would you like
to leave a message?
347
00:20:54,887 --> 00:20:58,055
just tell him--
never mind.
348
00:20:58,123 --> 00:20:59,990
no, thanks.
i'll just try later.
349
00:21:05,197 --> 00:21:07,732
well, he'd see it
all right.
350
00:21:07,800 --> 00:21:10,167
he'd say, "bobbi,
cataracts don't recede."
351
00:21:11,371 --> 00:21:14,305
"you've got to find out
where's he's been
352
00:21:14,374 --> 00:21:15,806
and what he's
gotten into."
353
00:21:15,875 --> 00:21:18,309
well, buddy,
i know where you've been.
354
00:21:18,378 --> 00:21:21,012
i'm going to take
a better look.
355
00:21:21,080 --> 00:21:23,147
[whines]
356
00:21:46,406 --> 00:21:47,772
[arf arf]
357
00:21:52,244 --> 00:21:54,645
here. come here.
358
00:21:54,714 --> 00:21:57,230
ok. listen.
359
00:21:57,299 --> 00:21:59,783
i don't want you
going with me,
360
00:21:59,852 --> 00:22:02,553
'cause i don't want you
freaking out.
361
00:22:02,621 --> 00:22:04,255
go back to the house.
go on.
362
00:22:04,323 --> 00:22:05,356
good boy.
363
00:22:32,868 --> 00:22:34,735
what the hell are you?
364
00:23:01,597 --> 00:23:02,996
my folks will kill me
365
00:23:03,065 --> 00:23:05,532
if they find out
we were here.
366
00:23:05,601 --> 00:23:07,033
who's going to tell them?
367
00:23:07,102 --> 00:23:10,036
gramps says this is where
the mickmack indians
368
00:23:10,105 --> 00:23:12,539
used to pray to their gods.
369
00:23:12,608 --> 00:23:14,040
give me a break!
370
00:23:14,109 --> 00:23:15,208
really.
371
00:23:15,277 --> 00:23:18,211
they believed this
was a place of magic,
372
00:23:18,280 --> 00:23:21,214
in-between the spirit
world and the real.
373
00:23:21,283 --> 00:23:22,383
ugh!
374
00:23:22,451 --> 00:23:23,550
gross!
375
00:23:23,619 --> 00:23:26,553
whoa. what do you
think killed it?
376
00:23:26,622 --> 00:23:28,822
probably ate
some poisoned bait.
377
00:23:30,058 --> 00:23:33,526
yeah, or maybe it was
a sacrifice to the gods.
378
00:23:33,595 --> 00:23:34,694
yeah.
379
00:23:34,764 --> 00:23:35,829
shh!
380
00:23:35,898 --> 00:23:37,765
[humming sound]
381
00:23:37,833 --> 00:23:38,966
what?
382
00:23:39,034 --> 00:23:41,135
don't you hear it?
383
00:23:59,905 --> 00:24:01,071
gramps was right.
384
00:24:01,140 --> 00:24:02,990
hilly.
385
00:24:03,058 --> 00:24:04,357
run, barney!
386
00:24:10,382 --> 00:24:12,382
what are you kids
doing here?
387
00:24:12,451 --> 00:24:14,384
shouldn't be alone
in the woods.
388
00:24:14,453 --> 00:24:17,254
let's go call your dad.
he'll come pick you up.
389
00:24:19,559 --> 00:24:21,625
drink, sir?
390
00:24:21,694 --> 00:24:22,726
uh...
391
00:24:22,795 --> 00:24:24,061
tonic water,
please.
392
00:24:24,129 --> 00:24:25,563
i thought your poem
393
00:24:25,631 --> 00:24:27,798
was wonderful tonight,
mr. gardener.
394
00:24:27,867 --> 00:24:30,300
thanks very much, son.
395
00:24:30,369 --> 00:24:33,070
hey, my friends
call me jim.
396
00:24:35,374 --> 00:24:36,473
thanks.
397
00:24:36,542 --> 00:24:37,975
everything all right,
gardener?
398
00:24:38,044 --> 00:24:40,878
patricia, i didn't
know you cared.
399
00:24:43,665 --> 00:24:45,098
tonic water.
400
00:24:45,167 --> 00:24:46,266
i'm dubious.
401
00:24:46,335 --> 00:24:47,767
yes, you always
have been,
402
00:24:47,837 --> 00:24:50,270
but you're really
ticked off.
403
00:24:50,339 --> 00:24:53,273
i got the biggest hand
of the day.
404
00:24:53,342 --> 00:24:57,144
i pay you to read
new poetry, not old stuff.
405
00:24:57,213 --> 00:25:00,147
when's the last poem you
wrote that got published
406
00:25:00,216 --> 00:25:01,681
or that was any good?
407
00:25:01,750 --> 00:25:05,118
you may fool them,
but you don't fool me.
408
00:25:05,187 --> 00:25:07,420
you're nothing
but a drunk, gardener.
409
00:25:07,489 --> 00:25:09,789
always were,
always will be.
410
00:25:18,834 --> 00:25:21,735
why don't we add
some vodka to that?
411
00:25:21,803 --> 00:25:23,670
whatever you say,
mr. gardener.
412
00:25:23,739 --> 00:25:26,506
i say,
on second thought...
413
00:25:28,644 --> 00:25:29,910
hold the tonic.
414
00:25:43,225 --> 00:25:45,725
hi, pearl.
how are you?
415
00:25:45,794 --> 00:25:46,860
hi, sheriff.
416
00:25:46,929 --> 00:25:48,862
what can i do for you?
417
00:25:48,931 --> 00:25:50,864
just my usual
wash and fluff.
418
00:25:50,933 --> 00:25:53,400
don't listen to
a word she says.
419
00:25:53,468 --> 00:25:55,903
you got to doll
her all up.
420
00:25:55,971 --> 00:25:58,405
she's got
a big date.
421
00:25:58,473 --> 00:25:59,907
do you mind?
422
00:25:59,975 --> 00:26:01,074
big.
423
00:26:01,143 --> 00:26:02,175
stop it.
424
00:26:02,244 --> 00:26:04,677
she's going to the movies
with butch dugan.
425
00:26:04,746 --> 00:26:06,679
tell the world,
why don't you?
426
00:26:06,748 --> 00:26:09,682
we'll zip you into
one of those outfits
427
00:26:09,751 --> 00:26:11,184
like michelle
pfeiffer wears.
428
00:26:11,253 --> 00:26:12,685
just my regular,
pearl, please.
429
00:26:12,754 --> 00:26:14,187
can you show her
430
00:26:14,256 --> 00:26:16,689
some of that new
polish and lipstick
431
00:26:16,758 --> 00:26:18,191
that you got in?
432
00:26:18,260 --> 00:26:20,193
yes, yes.
final passion.
433
00:26:20,262 --> 00:26:21,628
no!
434
00:26:21,696 --> 00:26:23,130
no. thank you
very much.
435
00:26:23,198 --> 00:26:25,665
that's where
i draw the line, girls.
436
00:26:25,734 --> 00:26:27,767
aw!
aw!
437
00:26:27,836 --> 00:26:30,770
ruth's right.
we don't want our sheriff
438
00:26:30,839 --> 00:26:34,408
parading around town
looking like a floozy.
439
00:26:34,476 --> 00:26:37,811
besides, i just sold the last
set to our postmistress.
440
00:26:37,879 --> 00:26:40,780
good. i'm glad
to hear that.
441
00:26:40,849 --> 00:26:42,215
ladies.
442
00:26:42,284 --> 00:26:43,550
hi, nancy.
hi, nancy.
443
00:26:45,854 --> 00:26:46,954
well, then...
444
00:26:47,022 --> 00:26:48,888
bye-bye, everyone.
445
00:26:48,958 --> 00:26:50,057
bye, nancy.
446
00:26:50,125 --> 00:26:51,558
that was close.
447
00:26:51,626 --> 00:26:52,659
yeah, yeah.
448
00:26:53,895 --> 00:26:55,128
where have you been?
449
00:26:55,197 --> 00:26:56,596
bobbi anderson's
woods.
450
00:26:56,665 --> 00:26:58,215
marie: not burning woods?
451
00:26:58,283 --> 00:27:00,818
after all that
we've told you
452
00:27:00,886 --> 00:27:02,919
about not
going in there?
453
00:27:02,988 --> 00:27:06,256
you were right, gramps.
the woods are magic.
454
00:27:06,325 --> 00:27:07,424
upstairs, young man.
455
00:27:08,828 --> 00:27:09,926
bad magic.
456
00:27:09,995 --> 00:27:11,362
not another word.
457
00:27:15,501 --> 00:27:17,968
well, ev hillman,
458
00:27:18,036 --> 00:27:19,436
this looks
like your fault.
459
00:27:19,505 --> 00:27:21,271
the boy's always
jumping around.
460
00:27:21,340 --> 00:27:22,873
i was the same.
461
00:27:22,941 --> 00:27:25,909
if you're gonna live
under my roof,
462
00:27:25,978 --> 00:27:27,678
would you please
live by my rules?
463
00:27:33,151 --> 00:27:34,184
ev.
464
00:27:39,358 --> 00:27:40,557
i'm sorry.
465
00:27:47,266 --> 00:27:48,432
[sighs]
466
00:27:48,501 --> 00:27:50,501
are you ok?
467
00:27:50,569 --> 00:27:52,970
i got a hell
of a headache.
468
00:27:53,038 --> 00:27:55,472
i think something
bit me out there
469
00:27:55,540 --> 00:27:57,908
when i was
picking up hilly.
470
00:27:57,977 --> 00:27:59,643
that summer flu's
going around.
471
00:27:59,711 --> 00:28:01,111
i'll call doc ward.
472
00:28:01,180 --> 00:28:04,381
no. he'll just tell me
to drink lots of water
473
00:28:04,450 --> 00:28:06,833
and get plenty of rest.
474
00:28:15,644 --> 00:28:18,845
psst. what's
his name again?
475
00:28:18,914 --> 00:28:21,581
no, no, no, no.
don't tell me.
476
00:28:21,650 --> 00:28:24,768
it's that sound you
make when you gargle.
477
00:28:24,837 --> 00:28:26,603
arglebargle.
478
00:28:26,672 --> 00:28:28,104
that's it, isn't it?
479
00:28:28,173 --> 00:28:29,105
arglebargle.
480
00:28:29,174 --> 00:28:30,607
well, arberg, actually.
481
00:28:30,676 --> 00:28:33,376
no. arglebargle
sounds so much better,
482
00:28:33,446 --> 00:28:34,578
don't you think?
483
00:28:34,647 --> 00:28:37,597
mr. arglebargle,
hello.
484
00:28:42,237 --> 00:28:44,637
maybe you'd better
call it a night.
485
00:28:44,707 --> 00:28:46,106
yes. maybe
you're right.
486
00:28:46,175 --> 00:28:48,441
maybe i should
just go home,
487
00:28:48,510 --> 00:28:50,443
get a good
night's sleep,
488
00:28:50,512 --> 00:28:52,445
and live to write
another day.
489
00:28:52,514 --> 00:28:54,781
to fight...
another day.
490
00:28:56,351 --> 00:28:58,618
the american people
have finally got
491
00:28:58,687 --> 00:29:00,453
this chernobyl business
into perspective
492
00:29:00,522 --> 00:29:02,889
so we can go ahead
with the new plant.
493
00:29:02,958 --> 00:29:04,390
26 dead. it's horrible,
494
00:29:04,459 --> 00:29:07,427
but last month a plane
crash killed 195,
495
00:29:07,495 --> 00:29:09,930
and you don't
see the government
496
00:29:09,998 --> 00:29:11,798
shutting down
all the airlines.
497
00:29:11,867 --> 00:29:13,834
at chernobyl,
they killed kids.
498
00:29:13,902 --> 00:29:15,736
did you know that?
499
00:29:15,804 --> 00:29:17,938
little 9-year-olds,
500
00:29:18,006 --> 00:29:19,973
the ones in utero.
501
00:29:20,042 --> 00:29:23,009
isn't that right,
mr., uh...kilowatt?
502
00:29:27,816 --> 00:29:29,515
i'm going to fix you.
503
00:29:29,584 --> 00:29:32,585
oh, patricia. really?
504
00:29:32,654 --> 00:29:35,588
i've been waiting to be
fixed by you for years.
505
00:29:35,657 --> 00:29:37,090
shall we go upstairs
506
00:29:37,159 --> 00:29:39,592
or give everybody a treat
and do it right here?
507
00:29:40,796 --> 00:29:43,730
i'll see to it that
you never work again,
508
00:29:43,799 --> 00:29:45,598
you drunken,
contentious,
509
00:29:45,667 --> 00:29:47,067
worthless--
510
00:29:47,136 --> 00:29:48,668
cheers.
511
00:29:48,737 --> 00:29:50,971
hey, you.
512
00:29:55,510 --> 00:29:57,377
man: what's going on?
513
00:30:06,021 --> 00:30:07,254
caramba.
514
00:30:07,322 --> 00:30:08,421
hey!
515
00:30:08,490 --> 00:30:09,856
you stupid ass.
516
00:30:09,925 --> 00:30:10,891
andale. andale.
517
00:30:10,959 --> 00:30:12,058
stop this!
518
00:30:12,127 --> 00:30:13,493
somebody help me.
519
00:30:13,561 --> 00:30:14,995
help you?
help you?
520
00:30:15,063 --> 00:30:18,298
is that all you can say,
mr. power man,
521
00:30:18,366 --> 00:30:20,300
mr. kilowatt?
522
00:30:20,368 --> 00:30:23,736
you nuking s.o.b.
523
00:30:23,805 --> 00:30:26,322
you got to bug
out of here.
524
00:30:26,391 --> 00:30:28,324
the lady's
called the cops.
525
00:30:28,393 --> 00:30:29,726
i shouldn't
have done that.
526
00:30:29,795 --> 00:30:30,827
hit him?
527
00:30:30,896 --> 00:30:33,163
open the umbrella
in the house.
528
00:30:33,231 --> 00:30:34,565
it's bad luck.
529
00:30:34,633 --> 00:30:36,066
good-bye,
my friend.
530
00:30:36,134 --> 00:30:37,968
good-bye, sir.
531
00:30:38,037 --> 00:30:39,770
good-bye.
532
00:30:39,838 --> 00:30:42,573
if you remember nothing
else in this world,
533
00:30:42,641 --> 00:30:44,841
remember this...
534
00:30:44,910 --> 00:30:46,577
god hates a coward.
535
00:30:48,380 --> 00:30:49,479
aah!
536
00:31:04,145 --> 00:31:05,245
bobbi.
537
00:31:22,631 --> 00:31:23,563
aah!
538
00:31:35,878 --> 00:31:37,410
oh, hell.
539
00:31:39,214 --> 00:31:40,580
what have i...
540
00:31:47,689 --> 00:31:50,690
what did i do
this time, huh?
541
00:31:54,863 --> 00:31:55,896
bobbi.
542
00:31:59,234 --> 00:32:03,036
bobbi!
543
00:32:12,364 --> 00:32:13,896
thanks for the ride.
544
00:32:13,966 --> 00:32:16,899
jack kimball's my name.
545
00:32:16,969 --> 00:32:18,301
hi, jack.
546
00:32:18,370 --> 00:32:19,802
i'm a salesman.
547
00:32:19,871 --> 00:32:21,671
"mr. suck it up."
548
00:32:21,739 --> 00:32:25,442
spare vacuum-cleaner
parts.
549
00:32:25,510 --> 00:32:29,512
selling people the great
american dream, right?
550
00:32:29,581 --> 00:32:30,913
so, what's your name,
551
00:32:30,983 --> 00:32:32,849
and what's your game,
friend?
552
00:32:32,917 --> 00:32:34,985
jim gardener's the name.
553
00:32:35,053 --> 00:32:37,487
poetry is the game.
554
00:32:39,391 --> 00:32:41,657
i never met
a poet before.
555
00:32:41,726 --> 00:32:43,994
so where,
if i might ask,
556
00:32:44,062 --> 00:32:45,761
are you headed,
mr. poet?
557
00:32:45,830 --> 00:32:48,831
to a place where when
you have to go there,
558
00:32:48,900 --> 00:32:51,334
they have to
take you in--
559
00:32:51,403 --> 00:32:52,502
home.
560
00:32:53,738 --> 00:32:57,173
oh...that is nice.
561
00:32:57,242 --> 00:32:59,509
now, that's very nice.
562
00:32:59,577 --> 00:33:01,811
there's a, uh...
thermos of java
563
00:33:01,880 --> 00:33:04,447
and a sack of drunken
doughnuts in the back
564
00:33:04,516 --> 00:33:06,016
if you're hungry.
565
00:33:06,084 --> 00:33:07,817
thanks.
566
00:33:07,886 --> 00:33:09,285
hey.
567
00:33:09,354 --> 00:33:11,687
let's see if i can get
some traveling music.
568
00:33:11,756 --> 00:33:12,855
[static]
569
00:33:14,026 --> 00:33:16,292
oh, damn.
570
00:33:16,361 --> 00:33:17,693
[echoing]
571
00:33:17,762 --> 00:33:19,329
what the hell
was that?
572
00:33:19,398 --> 00:33:21,297
oh, that was me.
573
00:33:21,366 --> 00:33:23,233
you see this?
574
00:33:23,301 --> 00:33:26,236
yeah. you get that
in a fight?
575
00:33:26,304 --> 00:33:29,072
yeah...with a giant pine.
576
00:33:29,141 --> 00:33:31,774
wow. how did it happen?
577
00:33:31,843 --> 00:33:34,777
i was trying to impress
this pretty young thing
578
00:33:34,846 --> 00:33:37,780
on the slopes
when i was about 17.
579
00:33:37,849 --> 00:33:40,083
when i woke up,
580
00:33:40,152 --> 00:33:43,086
they'd filled my head
with this steel plate.
581
00:33:43,155 --> 00:33:46,156
told me i'd get headaches
from time to time.
582
00:33:46,224 --> 00:33:48,824
headaches? you're
lucky to be alive.
583
00:33:48,893 --> 00:33:50,326
that's what they said.
584
00:33:50,395 --> 00:33:53,329
what they didn't say
was that now and then
585
00:33:53,398 --> 00:33:55,298
i'd pick up a microwave dish
or radio transmission.
586
00:33:55,367 --> 00:33:57,833
man, that is
really something.
587
00:33:57,902 --> 00:34:00,336
you're the first guy
i ever met
588
00:34:00,405 --> 00:34:03,239
who could do
a trick like that.
589
00:34:03,308 --> 00:34:04,807
some trick.
590
00:34:27,599 --> 00:34:28,614
hilly!
591
00:34:30,202 --> 00:34:31,634
hilly, wake up.
592
00:34:31,703 --> 00:34:34,170
there's a monster
in my closet.
593
00:35:06,654 --> 00:35:08,955
some monster, squirt.
594
00:35:17,832 --> 00:35:20,800
can i sleep
in your bed tonight?
595
00:35:20,869 --> 00:35:21,968
sure.
596
00:35:22,037 --> 00:35:23,469
back we go,
597
00:35:23,538 --> 00:35:25,738
all warm
and safe and toasty.
598
00:35:28,210 --> 00:35:29,642
i saw it.
599
00:35:29,711 --> 00:35:31,811
it was a tommyknocker.
600
00:35:31,880 --> 00:35:34,314
it's only
a nursery rhyme, davey.
601
00:35:34,383 --> 00:35:35,815
when i was little,
602
00:35:35,884 --> 00:35:39,085
my friends used to tease
me about them, too.
603
00:35:39,154 --> 00:35:40,153
good night.
604
00:35:53,384 --> 00:35:54,316
thanks.
605
00:35:54,385 --> 00:35:57,086
no nuts.
606
00:35:57,155 --> 00:35:58,655
you look real nice.
607
00:35:58,723 --> 00:36:00,657
thank you.
so do you.
608
00:36:00,725 --> 00:36:02,224
thanks.
609
00:36:02,293 --> 00:36:03,927
i liked that movie
tonight.
610
00:36:03,995 --> 00:36:05,361
yeah. me, too.
611
00:36:07,799 --> 00:36:09,666
can i ask you
something, ruthie?
612
00:36:09,734 --> 00:36:11,634
i'll answer if i can.
613
00:36:11,703 --> 00:36:13,603
after ralph died,
614
00:36:13,672 --> 00:36:15,504
why'd you stay
in haven?
615
00:36:19,010 --> 00:36:22,244
well, to start with,
616
00:36:22,313 --> 00:36:25,582
i don't like
cities so much,
617
00:36:25,650 --> 00:36:28,785
and then...
after a while,
618
00:36:28,853 --> 00:36:30,853
the land
casts a spell,
619
00:36:30,922 --> 00:36:33,056
kind of gets to you.
620
00:36:35,727 --> 00:36:38,360
so, let me ask you
a question.
621
00:36:38,429 --> 00:36:40,863
name it.
622
00:36:40,932 --> 00:36:43,032
how come you
never got married?
623
00:36:43,101 --> 00:36:44,300
me?
624
00:36:44,368 --> 00:36:47,937
eh. what woman would
marry a big lug like me?
625
00:36:49,975 --> 00:36:51,307
a lot of women.
626
00:36:53,011 --> 00:36:55,044
yeah. as a matter
of fa--
627
00:36:56,365 --> 00:36:57,563
come here.
628
00:37:01,703 --> 00:37:03,769
what?
629
00:37:03,838 --> 00:37:05,605
uh...nothing.
630
00:37:05,673 --> 00:37:08,608
i was thinking i have
to get up early.
631
00:37:08,676 --> 00:37:10,110
let's go, ok?
632
00:37:10,178 --> 00:37:11,177
sure.
633
00:37:29,714 --> 00:37:31,046
becka: joe!
634
00:37:33,652 --> 00:37:36,252
joseph r. paulson,
get back here this instant!
635
00:37:36,321 --> 00:37:39,772
you ought to be ashamed.
didn't you forget something?
636
00:37:39,841 --> 00:37:41,007
what?
i'm sorry, honey.
637
00:37:41,076 --> 00:37:42,858
you ought to be.
638
00:37:47,215 --> 00:37:49,516
the sandwiches...
639
00:37:49,584 --> 00:37:51,301
for you and the boys
640
00:37:51,369 --> 00:37:52,802
for your fishing trip.
641
00:37:52,870 --> 00:37:54,203
really. this is great.
642
00:37:54,272 --> 00:37:55,705
thanks a lot, honey.
643
00:37:55,774 --> 00:37:57,206
i'll see you tonight.
644
00:38:01,797 --> 00:38:03,663
[humming]
645
00:38:08,336 --> 00:38:10,202
[honking]
646
00:38:23,651 --> 00:38:26,286
she bought
the fishing story?
647
00:38:26,354 --> 00:38:28,288
hook, line,
and sinker.
648
00:38:28,356 --> 00:38:29,422
good.
649
00:38:29,491 --> 00:38:30,923
then hop on in
650
00:38:30,992 --> 00:38:33,993
and let's see
what we can catch.
651
00:38:34,062 --> 00:38:36,196
ahh...
652
00:38:36,264 --> 00:38:37,697
hop on in
653
00:38:37,766 --> 00:38:40,733
and let's see
what we can catch.
654
00:38:45,206 --> 00:38:48,290
the magic guillotine.
655
00:38:48,360 --> 00:38:50,326
behold its sharpness.
656
00:38:51,929 --> 00:38:52,995
observe.
657
00:38:56,701 --> 00:39:00,403
i need a volunteer
from the audience.
658
00:39:00,472 --> 00:39:01,687
you, barney applegate.
659
00:39:01,756 --> 00:39:02,955
me?
660
00:39:05,293 --> 00:39:07,727
i hope you know
what you're doing.
661
00:39:09,231 --> 00:39:11,697
just put
your finger in here.
662
00:39:17,439 --> 00:39:19,105
[screams]
663
00:39:19,173 --> 00:39:21,541
[applause]
664
00:39:21,610 --> 00:39:23,209
thank you.
665
00:39:23,277 --> 00:39:24,276
thank you.
666
00:39:24,345 --> 00:39:28,214
now i need a volunteer
for my next trick.
667
00:39:28,282 --> 00:39:30,517
me! me!
me!
668
00:39:32,120 --> 00:39:33,185
mr. allison.
669
00:39:33,254 --> 00:39:34,554
i don't think so.
670
00:39:34,623 --> 00:39:37,907
come on, mr. a,
be a sport.
671
00:39:37,976 --> 00:39:39,408
ok, i'll do it.
672
00:39:39,477 --> 00:39:41,911
just make it fast,
hilly.
673
00:39:41,980 --> 00:39:44,797
the black-and-white
rabbit trick.
674
00:39:44,866 --> 00:39:46,232
first it's white.
675
00:39:52,340 --> 00:39:54,740
now please take off
the top, sir.
676
00:40:10,074 --> 00:40:13,009
i'm sorry, mr. allison.
give me another chance.
677
00:40:13,077 --> 00:40:15,711
i can do the multiplying
coin trick.
678
00:40:30,528 --> 00:40:32,028
thanks for the ride.
679
00:40:56,754 --> 00:40:57,786
pete.
680
00:40:57,856 --> 00:40:58,787
pete.
681
00:41:00,758 --> 00:41:02,124
how you doing?
682
00:41:02,193 --> 00:41:03,993
how are you?
683
00:41:04,062 --> 00:41:05,511
you look good.
684
00:41:05,580 --> 00:41:07,012
where's bobbi at?
685
00:41:07,081 --> 00:41:08,180
ok, ok.
686
00:41:08,250 --> 00:41:10,216
where is she?
687
00:41:12,386 --> 00:41:13,452
bobbi.
688
00:41:16,357 --> 00:41:18,124
bobbi, baby.
689
00:41:20,862 --> 00:41:23,295
god, i'm so glad
you're back.
690
00:41:23,364 --> 00:41:24,263
hi.
691
00:41:25,433 --> 00:41:26,366
hi.
692
00:41:26,434 --> 00:41:28,368
wait till
you see it.
693
00:41:28,436 --> 00:41:30,369
it should have been you.
694
00:41:30,438 --> 00:41:33,172
it should have been you
who found it.
695
00:41:33,241 --> 00:41:34,957
found what?
696
00:41:35,026 --> 00:41:36,825
i think that
it was for you.
697
00:41:36,895 --> 00:41:38,060
what was?
698
00:41:38,129 --> 00:41:39,561
well, you'll
understand better
699
00:41:39,630 --> 00:41:41,830
once you see it...
700
00:41:41,900 --> 00:41:43,332
and you feel it.
701
00:41:43,401 --> 00:41:45,368
hey, hey. what...
702
00:41:45,436 --> 00:41:46,969
what are you on?
703
00:41:48,907 --> 00:41:50,239
euphoria.
704
00:41:52,576 --> 00:41:53,675
a miracle.
705
00:41:54,979 --> 00:41:56,763
at first,
i thought it was a car,
706
00:41:56,831 --> 00:42:00,333
like the time we found
that hudson hornet.
707
00:42:00,402 --> 00:42:03,969
i could have walked
past this thing
708
00:42:04,038 --> 00:42:05,805
40 times a day and
never stumbled over it.
709
00:42:05,873 --> 00:42:07,307
are you all right?
710
00:42:07,375 --> 00:42:10,476
just slow down
a little.
711
00:42:10,545 --> 00:42:11,977
uh, ok.
i'm rambling. i know.
712
00:42:12,046 --> 00:42:13,479
i haven't slept,
713
00:42:13,548 --> 00:42:15,981
and i guess
i need food, too,
714
00:42:16,050 --> 00:42:18,484
but it just makes me
feel different.
715
00:42:18,553 --> 00:42:20,486
i got all this energy.
716
00:42:20,555 --> 00:42:21,987
i've got ideas and...
717
00:42:22,056 --> 00:42:24,957
and you're telling me
this thing in the ground
718
00:42:25,026 --> 00:42:27,460
is making you
feel this way?
719
00:42:27,529 --> 00:42:30,463
it's affected pete, too.
his eye's better.
720
00:42:30,532 --> 00:42:32,832
the cataract is--
is disappearing.
721
00:42:32,900 --> 00:42:34,334
please, honey.
722
00:42:34,402 --> 00:42:35,835
huh?
723
00:42:35,903 --> 00:42:38,338
tell me what's
going on here?
724
00:42:38,406 --> 00:42:42,007
uh...well, no,
i'll just show you.
725
00:42:43,945 --> 00:42:46,328
just wait till
you see it, gard.
726
00:42:46,397 --> 00:42:49,264
you are not going
to believe it.
727
00:42:53,571 --> 00:42:54,670
come on.
728
00:42:54,739 --> 00:42:56,305
whoa.
729
00:42:56,373 --> 00:42:58,307
you ok?
730
00:42:58,375 --> 00:42:59,809
here it is.
731
00:42:59,877 --> 00:43:01,911
whoa.
732
00:43:01,980 --> 00:43:04,814
it's the most incredible
thing i've ever seen.
733
00:43:06,217 --> 00:43:08,150
it's really something,
isn't it?
734
00:43:08,219 --> 00:43:09,251
wow.
735
00:43:12,857 --> 00:43:14,991
what the hell is it?
736
00:43:15,059 --> 00:43:16,391
i don't know.
737
00:43:18,362 --> 00:43:21,063
oh, i want to show you
something else.
738
00:43:25,402 --> 00:43:26,401
watch this.
739
00:43:38,900 --> 00:43:39,965
touch it.
740
00:43:41,235 --> 00:43:42,368
what?
741
00:43:42,437 --> 00:43:43,669
touch it.
742
00:43:43,738 --> 00:43:46,439
come on, it's not
going to bite you.
743
00:44:08,229 --> 00:44:09,295
bobbi.
744
00:44:09,363 --> 00:44:10,596
what's the matter?
745
00:44:10,665 --> 00:44:12,565
aah!
746
00:44:12,634 --> 00:44:13,733
gard.
747
00:44:13,802 --> 00:44:15,200
gard.
748
00:44:17,071 --> 00:44:18,137
let go!
749
00:44:23,377 --> 00:44:25,278
oh, god.
750
00:44:25,346 --> 00:44:26,478
gard.
751
00:44:38,776 --> 00:44:40,125
i'm bleeding.
752
00:44:40,194 --> 00:44:43,896
it's stopped,
i think, huh?
753
00:44:43,965 --> 00:44:46,766
oh, god. you
scared me to death.
754
00:44:46,834 --> 00:44:47,767
i'm ok.
755
00:44:49,170 --> 00:44:51,103
what happened?
what was it?
756
00:44:51,172 --> 00:44:52,605
i touched that thing,
757
00:44:52,674 --> 00:44:55,608
and it felt like my head
was going to explode.
758
00:44:55,677 --> 00:44:58,578
it's like the dts.
759
00:44:58,646 --> 00:45:01,847
i can't believe that thing
could do this to you.
760
00:45:01,916 --> 00:45:04,617
yeah, well, maybe--
maybe it didn't.
761
00:45:07,488 --> 00:45:10,590
i haven't been too good
the past couple days.
762
00:45:10,658 --> 00:45:12,658
no, i don't know.
763
00:45:12,727 --> 00:45:15,711
well, i was away
over there,
764
00:45:15,780 --> 00:45:18,213
and i got this
really bad feeling
765
00:45:18,282 --> 00:45:20,315
that you were
in trouble.
766
00:45:20,384 --> 00:45:23,435
is that why
you came back early?
767
00:45:26,007 --> 00:45:28,107
my hero.
768
00:45:28,175 --> 00:45:29,208
some hero.
769
00:45:32,246 --> 00:45:35,114
i fell off
the wagon, bobbi.
770
00:45:35,182 --> 00:45:36,448
what?
771
00:45:36,517 --> 00:45:38,951
yeah, i went
on a binge.
772
00:45:39,020 --> 00:45:40,119
i'm sorry.
773
00:45:40,187 --> 00:45:43,422
you're sorry?
just like that?
774
00:45:43,491 --> 00:45:46,425
after everything we've
been through and worked for?
775
00:45:46,494 --> 00:45:47,660
you're sorry?
776
00:45:47,729 --> 00:45:49,644
i don't know
what happened.
777
00:45:49,713 --> 00:45:52,181
i had this little
success thing.
778
00:45:52,250 --> 00:45:54,416
you weren't there
to share it,
779
00:45:54,485 --> 00:45:57,637
and i just
didn't have the...
780
00:45:57,705 --> 00:46:00,539
come on,
say something.
781
00:46:00,608 --> 00:46:02,407
you go to hell.
782
00:46:27,835 --> 00:46:31,203
here, tweety.
here you are.
783
00:46:50,341 --> 00:46:52,875
[knock on door]
784
00:46:57,131 --> 00:46:59,198
ok if i come in?
785
00:47:09,977 --> 00:47:13,245
didn't go so good
at school today, huh?
786
00:47:13,314 --> 00:47:14,747
they all laughed.
787
00:47:14,816 --> 00:47:15,914
so?
788
00:47:15,983 --> 00:47:17,916
they laughed
at columbus, too.
789
00:47:17,985 --> 00:47:20,118
who cares
what they think?
790
00:47:20,187 --> 00:47:21,286
i do.
791
00:47:21,356 --> 00:47:22,755
i practiced so hard.
792
00:47:22,824 --> 00:47:25,257
i wanted it
to be perfect.
793
00:47:25,326 --> 00:47:26,759
of course you do.
794
00:47:26,828 --> 00:47:30,095
you just got
cat whiskers for nerves,
795
00:47:30,164 --> 00:47:32,598
but all artists
and smart guys do.
796
00:47:32,667 --> 00:47:35,768
the trick is to get
back up on the horse
797
00:47:35,837 --> 00:47:38,404
and show him
who's boss.
798
00:47:38,473 --> 00:47:40,639
you mean like...
starting again?
799
00:47:40,708 --> 00:47:42,408
yeah.
800
00:47:42,477 --> 00:47:44,410
that's what makes
the difference
801
00:47:44,479 --> 00:47:46,044
between winners
and losers....
802
00:47:48,883 --> 00:47:51,049
trying again.
803
00:48:10,037 --> 00:48:14,607
could you just listen
to me for a minute?
804
00:48:14,675 --> 00:48:17,175
i couldn't help it.
805
00:48:25,453 --> 00:48:27,820
that's a lie.
806
00:48:27,889 --> 00:48:29,288
i didn't even try.
807
00:48:32,259 --> 00:48:34,627
i just drank.
808
00:48:36,431 --> 00:48:40,866
i got all this applaue
for this old, old p.
809
00:48:40,935 --> 00:48:42,367
let's be real here.
810
00:48:42,437 --> 00:48:48,206
i haven't written anything
worth crap in years.
811
00:48:48,275 --> 00:48:49,341
years.
812
00:48:56,317 --> 00:48:57,917
i'm a fraud, bobbi.
813
00:48:57,985 --> 00:49:00,920
maybe i
always have been.
814
00:49:00,988 --> 00:49:03,789
i know i don't deserve
your forgiveness,
815
00:49:03,858 --> 00:49:05,925
but i am sorry.
816
00:49:10,397 --> 00:49:13,499
you're the only one whose
love still matters to me.
817
00:49:17,939 --> 00:49:20,372
i don't know what i'd do
818
00:49:20,441 --> 00:49:23,476
if you stopped
loving me, bob.
819
00:49:23,544 --> 00:49:25,377
[thunder]
820
00:49:25,446 --> 00:49:28,213
don't you know by now
821
00:49:28,282 --> 00:49:29,314
that i'll
always love you?
822
00:49:51,472 --> 00:49:54,389
[thunder]
823
00:49:58,195 --> 00:50:00,395
uh-huh.
824
00:50:00,464 --> 00:50:02,397
uh-huh.
825
00:50:02,466 --> 00:50:03,832
yeah...
826
00:50:03,901 --> 00:50:06,401
i get it.
827
00:50:06,470 --> 00:50:07,502
hilly.
828
00:50:09,774 --> 00:50:12,474
hilly, who are you
talking to?
829
00:50:12,542 --> 00:50:15,310
so i take those things,
and they work?
830
00:50:26,824 --> 00:50:29,324
tv: i'm chaz stewart.
welcome again to he-devi,
831
00:50:29,393 --> 00:50:31,326
where our 3 lovely ladies
832
00:50:31,395 --> 00:50:34,797
will vie for a night
of breathtaking romance
833
00:50:34,865 --> 00:50:37,732
with our one hunk
of a stud larry.
834
00:50:37,802 --> 00:50:39,117
becka.
835
00:50:45,993 --> 00:50:48,093
here, here.
836
00:50:48,162 --> 00:50:49,662
hey, look.
837
00:50:49,730 --> 00:50:51,163
no. watch out.
838
00:50:51,231 --> 00:50:53,966
you almost made me
hit my car.
839
00:50:54,035 --> 00:50:55,233
whoops.
840
00:50:55,302 --> 00:50:56,468
come on.
841
00:50:56,537 --> 00:50:58,470
no, i got to go.
842
00:50:58,539 --> 00:50:59,471
becka is
expecting me back.
843
00:50:59,540 --> 00:51:00,973
i got to go.
844
00:51:01,042 --> 00:51:03,408
come on,
it's our time to howl.
845
00:51:03,477 --> 00:51:04,843
awoo!
846
00:51:04,912 --> 00:51:06,344
i got to go.
847
00:51:06,413 --> 00:51:07,846
i got to go.
848
00:51:07,915 --> 00:51:10,849
go on, then.
run home to wifey.
849
00:51:14,154 --> 00:51:15,187
go on!
850
00:51:40,648 --> 00:51:41,647
hey, nancy.
851
00:51:41,716 --> 00:51:42,948
gotcha!
852
00:51:43,017 --> 00:51:44,116
there's something--
853
00:51:44,184 --> 00:51:46,118
there's something
in the woods.
854
00:51:46,186 --> 00:51:48,453
maybe it's
the big bad wolf.
855
00:51:48,522 --> 00:51:50,422
i'm not kidding.
there's something.
856
00:51:50,491 --> 00:51:52,424
it's just
an aminal, joey.
857
00:51:52,493 --> 00:51:53,492
come on!
858
00:51:53,560 --> 00:51:55,094
it's just an aminal.
859
00:51:55,162 --> 00:51:57,029
aminal.
860
00:52:03,004 --> 00:52:04,937
let's get out
of here!
861
00:52:05,006 --> 00:52:06,238
[engine falters]
862
00:52:06,306 --> 00:52:08,140
let's go!
863
00:52:28,845 --> 00:52:30,979
i'm ready
to go home now, joe.
864
00:52:48,148 --> 00:52:49,982
becka, honey, uh...
865
00:52:50,050 --> 00:52:53,452
do i have any clean
shirts that are ironed?
866
00:52:53,520 --> 00:52:55,954
why didn't you
wake me up
867
00:52:56,023 --> 00:52:58,056
when you came home
last night?
868
00:52:58,125 --> 00:53:01,059
it was very late
and--oh, hi.
869
00:53:01,128 --> 00:53:03,828
it was very late,
and you were sleeping,
870
00:53:03,897 --> 00:53:06,365
and i didn't want
to wake you up.
871
00:53:06,433 --> 00:53:08,867
you should have called.
i was worried.
872
00:53:08,935 --> 00:53:10,202
i'm in the woods.
873
00:53:10,270 --> 00:53:12,871
how am i going
to phone you?
874
00:53:12,939 --> 00:53:15,374
i cooked your favorite
meal last night.
875
00:53:15,442 --> 00:53:16,375
i'm sorry.
876
00:53:16,443 --> 00:53:18,043
and i got that nightgown
877
00:53:18,112 --> 00:53:20,879
that you really like
a lot, and i...
878
00:53:20,947 --> 00:53:21,880
i'm sorry.
879
00:53:21,948 --> 00:53:23,382
where are the fish?
880
00:53:23,450 --> 00:53:24,349
what fish?
881
00:53:24,418 --> 00:53:25,850
you know, the fish.
882
00:53:25,919 --> 00:53:27,185
i'm a lousy fisherman.
883
00:53:27,254 --> 00:53:29,354
do i have
any ironed shirts?
884
00:53:29,423 --> 00:53:32,357
you were supposed
to do them yesterday.
885
00:53:32,426 --> 00:53:34,359
i put them
in the drawer.
886
00:53:34,428 --> 00:53:36,861
they're not
in the drawer, ok?
887
00:53:36,930 --> 00:53:39,831
all i ask is one shirt
that's ironed.
888
00:53:50,828 --> 00:53:52,727
gramps?
889
00:53:52,797 --> 00:53:53,896
gramps?
890
00:53:53,964 --> 00:53:56,899
what is it, kiddo?
what's wrong?
891
00:53:56,967 --> 00:53:59,668
i need your help.
i need some batteries.
892
00:53:59,736 --> 00:54:00,669
batteries?
893
00:54:00,737 --> 00:54:03,405
yeah, and other stuff.
i've got a list.
894
00:54:03,473 --> 00:54:05,040
what's this
all about?
895
00:54:05,109 --> 00:54:06,641
i've got a new trick
896
00:54:06,710 --> 00:54:08,643
for my birthday
party on saturday.
897
00:54:08,712 --> 00:54:12,014
a new one, huh?
is it a good trick?
898
00:54:12,082 --> 00:54:13,481
not good. great.
899
00:54:13,550 --> 00:54:15,784
the best trick
anyone's ever seen.
900
00:54:15,853 --> 00:54:18,854
it'll make them gasp
and scream and yell,
901
00:54:18,923 --> 00:54:21,356
a trick that they'll
remember forever.
902
00:54:21,425 --> 00:54:23,192
ha ha ha!
903
00:54:23,260 --> 00:54:25,393
hey, petey.
904
00:54:25,462 --> 00:54:26,728
oh, about time.
905
00:54:26,797 --> 00:54:28,063
you been up long?
906
00:54:28,132 --> 00:54:29,064
hours.
907
00:54:29,133 --> 00:54:30,065
really?
908
00:54:30,134 --> 00:54:31,867
breakfast's
almost ready.
909
00:54:31,936 --> 00:54:32,801
come here.
910
00:54:35,439 --> 00:54:36,872
you need a shave.
911
00:54:36,941 --> 00:54:39,374
yeah. well,
i'd trade my soul in
912
00:54:39,443 --> 00:54:42,377
for a long hot shower
in the process.
913
00:54:42,446 --> 00:54:44,713
you would?
914
00:54:44,781 --> 00:54:47,415
well...
hand it over, then.
915
00:54:47,484 --> 00:54:50,252
you didn't call
the plumber, did you?
916
00:54:50,321 --> 00:54:51,586
we talked about this.
917
00:54:51,655 --> 00:54:53,255
i didn't
call the plumber.
918
00:54:53,324 --> 00:54:55,924
i did it myself
while you were gone.
919
00:54:55,993 --> 00:54:58,426
hey, pete, miss
home improvement, huh?
920
00:54:58,495 --> 00:55:01,029
oh, ye of little faith.
921
00:55:17,014 --> 00:55:17,913
aah!
922
00:55:23,453 --> 00:55:24,819
bobbi!
923
00:55:31,962 --> 00:55:32,928
what?
924
00:56:07,981 --> 00:56:08,846
uhh.
925
00:56:25,165 --> 00:56:27,365
oh, my god. how the...
926
00:56:42,449 --> 00:56:44,148
what's the trick, bobbi?
927
00:56:45,919 --> 00:56:48,353
uh, it--
there is no trick.
928
00:56:48,422 --> 00:56:49,354
mm-hmm.
929
00:56:49,423 --> 00:56:53,858
it, uh, all just
kind of came to me.
930
00:56:53,927 --> 00:56:55,927
i heard a voice
931
00:56:55,995 --> 00:56:58,196
telling me i
could do something
932
00:56:58,265 --> 00:57:00,232
about
the hot water heater.
933
00:57:00,300 --> 00:57:02,334
the next thing i knew,
it was done.
934
00:57:02,402 --> 00:57:04,836
wait. you--let me
get this straight.
935
00:57:04,904 --> 00:57:07,339
you're telling me
that thing out there
936
00:57:07,407 --> 00:57:08,673
is talking to you?
937
00:57:08,742 --> 00:57:10,808
mm-hmm. yeah.
938
00:57:10,877 --> 00:57:12,310
as i uncover it,
939
00:57:12,379 --> 00:57:15,813
it's sending out
some kind of transmission.
940
00:57:15,882 --> 00:57:18,283
they've turned you
into einstein, huh?
941
00:57:18,352 --> 00:57:21,986
well, no,
not einstein exactly,
942
00:57:22,055 --> 00:57:24,656
'cause einstein knew things.
i don't know anything.
943
00:57:24,725 --> 00:57:27,325
i just--i mean,
i have no idea
944
00:57:27,394 --> 00:57:30,194
how i got the hot water
heater to work.
945
00:57:30,264 --> 00:57:32,964
i just knew
as i was doing it
946
00:57:33,032 --> 00:57:35,066
everything seemed
clear as a bell.
947
00:57:35,135 --> 00:57:38,069
i don't know what
that thing is.
948
00:57:38,138 --> 00:57:42,340
i just know that we
have to dig it up.
949
00:57:42,409 --> 00:57:46,611
there's something
miraculous about it.
950
00:57:49,916 --> 00:57:52,984
let's experience it
together.
951
00:57:55,155 --> 00:57:58,022
i really ought
to patent it.
952
00:58:01,428 --> 00:58:04,296
hey, what--
what is this?
953
00:58:04,364 --> 00:58:07,332
my invention.
954
00:58:07,401 --> 00:58:09,834
what does it do?
955
00:58:09,903 --> 00:58:12,337
it sorts
the first-class mail.
956
00:58:12,406 --> 00:58:13,338
no.
957
00:58:13,407 --> 00:58:14,339
watch this.
958
00:58:14,408 --> 00:58:15,840
come on. are you--
959
00:58:15,909 --> 00:58:17,842
look at this
little flag. i love--
960
00:58:17,911 --> 00:58:19,243
you've got
to be kidding.
961
00:58:19,313 --> 00:58:20,945
rfd1, dairy road.
962
00:58:21,014 --> 00:58:23,448
how did you
think of this?
963
00:58:23,517 --> 00:58:26,618
it just came to me.
smart, huh?
964
00:58:26,687 --> 00:58:29,354
for a woman,
it's not bad at all.
965
00:58:29,423 --> 00:58:31,022
you weren't
complaining last night.
966
00:58:31,090 --> 00:58:33,692
we were going at each
other like bunnies.
967
00:58:33,760 --> 00:58:36,361
the sky lit up
like new year's eve.
968
00:58:36,430 --> 00:58:38,896
no, i wasn't
complaining at all.
969
00:58:38,965 --> 00:58:40,898
joe, what
was that thing?
970
00:58:40,967 --> 00:58:44,402
oh, who the hell knows?
we were both crocked.
971
00:58:44,471 --> 00:58:45,903
we sure were,
weren't we?
972
00:58:45,972 --> 00:58:47,405
want to do it again?
973
00:58:47,474 --> 00:58:48,406
do i?
974
00:58:48,475 --> 00:58:49,741
do you?
975
00:58:49,810 --> 00:58:52,276
yeah. oh, boy,
howdy, do i!
976
00:58:54,013 --> 00:58:55,079
oh!
977
00:58:57,016 --> 00:58:57,915
mmwaah!
978
00:58:57,984 --> 00:58:59,050
grrr--uhh!
979
00:59:01,455 --> 00:59:04,856
here. this, too.
980
00:59:04,925 --> 00:59:08,860
what are you digging up
on that farm of yours?
981
00:59:08,929 --> 00:59:10,862
just some stumps
in the back
982
00:59:10,931 --> 00:59:12,397
that need clearing.
983
00:59:12,466 --> 00:59:14,899
if you dig up
any buried treasure,
984
00:59:14,968 --> 00:59:16,401
save some for me.
985
00:59:16,470 --> 00:59:19,404
i'd like being
a lady of leisure.
986
00:59:19,473 --> 00:59:22,241
hey, there, you two.
top of the day.
987
00:59:22,309 --> 00:59:23,675
hilly needs
more batteries.
988
00:59:23,744 --> 00:59:26,728
better try the mall
up at augusta.
989
00:59:26,797 --> 00:59:29,631
i'm cleaned out.
been a run on them.
990
00:59:29,700 --> 00:59:32,266
seems like everybody
wants them.
991
00:59:38,074 --> 00:59:40,892
now, before we hear
from our he-devil,
992
00:59:40,961 --> 00:59:42,160
who is standing by,
993
00:59:42,229 --> 00:59:44,896
tell our viewers,
each one of you,
994
00:59:44,965 --> 00:59:47,932
what it is that
you like in a man?
995
00:59:48,001 --> 00:59:49,268
start here with wendy.
996
00:59:49,336 --> 00:59:51,803
what do you
like in a man?
997
00:59:51,872 --> 00:59:53,938
wendy: when they
made chaz stewart,
998
00:59:54,007 --> 00:59:55,440
they broke the mold.
999
00:59:55,509 --> 00:59:56,941
what are you
doing tonight?
1000
00:59:57,010 --> 00:59:58,277
chaz:
i'm busy. well, anyway...
1001
00:59:58,345 --> 01:00:00,612
how would our he-devil
answer this question--
1002
01:00:00,681 --> 01:00:04,516
"sex is good,
but blank is better"?
1003
01:00:05,886 --> 01:00:06,818
joe?
1004
01:00:06,887 --> 01:00:09,755
fishing.
fishing is better.
1005
01:00:09,823 --> 01:00:12,056
do you still
love me, joe?
1006
01:00:12,125 --> 01:00:14,826
what is this?
do i still what?
1007
01:00:14,895 --> 01:00:17,162
what kind of a dim bulb
question is that?
1008
01:00:21,451 --> 01:00:24,886
it's just lately you
don't seem to show it.
1009
01:00:24,955 --> 01:00:27,856
i don't believe you.
i really don't.
1010
01:00:31,461 --> 01:00:33,428
tell me the truth, joe.
1011
01:00:35,966 --> 01:00:38,232
no. you're crazy.
you're cra--
1012
01:00:38,301 --> 01:00:42,037
i'm sorry, hon.
no, i'm not. jeez!
1013
01:00:43,440 --> 01:00:46,374
why are you
so mean to me?
1014
01:00:46,443 --> 01:00:48,376
what changed you
like this?
1015
01:00:48,445 --> 01:00:51,379
nothing. i'm the same
as i always was.
1016
01:00:51,448 --> 01:00:52,981
where's my keys?
1017
01:00:53,050 --> 01:00:54,583
where are you going?
1018
01:00:54,651 --> 01:00:56,751
how dare you ask me
that question.
1019
01:00:56,820 --> 01:00:58,086
i'm going out now
1020
01:00:58,154 --> 01:01:00,254
and coming back
when i want to.
1021
01:01:00,323 --> 01:01:01,255
but, joe--
1022
01:01:01,324 --> 01:01:02,190
got it?
1023
01:01:02,258 --> 01:01:03,675
do you got it?
1024
01:01:03,744 --> 01:01:04,676
but, joe!
1025
01:01:04,745 --> 01:01:06,177
but! but, but, but.
1026
01:01:06,246 --> 01:01:08,847
i never want
to hear that word again.
1027
01:01:08,915 --> 01:01:11,350
"but" is what a goat
has for brains.
1028
01:01:11,418 --> 01:01:13,352
it's for
small-minded people
1029
01:01:13,420 --> 01:01:15,354
in this
small-minded town.
1030
01:01:15,422 --> 01:01:17,088
bye.
1031
01:01:20,393 --> 01:01:23,361
and "but" is what you say
1032
01:01:23,429 --> 01:01:26,764
when you want to get away
from your stupid wife.
1033
01:01:29,452 --> 01:01:32,386
chaz: boy, he must think
you were born yesterday,
1034
01:01:32,455 --> 01:01:35,389
born yesterday
to believe such bull.
1035
01:01:35,458 --> 01:01:36,891
listen, becka.
1036
01:01:36,960 --> 01:01:39,327
joe--he's been
cheating on you.
1037
01:01:39,395 --> 01:01:41,329
it must be heat stroke.
1038
01:01:41,397 --> 01:01:43,331
i better call
the infirmary.
1039
01:01:43,399 --> 01:01:45,834
chaz: calm down, becka.
chill out.
1040
01:01:45,902 --> 01:01:47,752
let's not
have a heart attack.
1041
01:01:47,821 --> 01:01:49,353
ok, chaz.
1042
01:01:49,422 --> 01:01:51,873
listen, one thing you
got to get straight,
1043
01:01:51,942 --> 01:01:53,207
you are
not going crazy.
1044
01:01:53,276 --> 01:01:54,542
tvs don't talk.
1045
01:01:54,611 --> 01:01:56,711
it appears
that this one does.
1046
01:01:56,780 --> 01:01:59,681
besides, we got
a lot to talk about,
1047
01:01:59,750 --> 01:02:02,416
about joe, for one thing,
and his infidelities.
1048
01:02:02,485 --> 01:02:04,119
he's having an affair.
1049
01:02:04,187 --> 01:02:06,855
he's been putting it
to that hussy
1050
01:02:06,923 --> 01:02:09,858
down at the post office
every lunch hour
1051
01:02:09,926 --> 01:02:11,592
and around
quitting time, too.
1052
01:02:11,662 --> 01:02:13,361
what am i going to do?
1053
01:02:13,429 --> 01:02:15,363
chaz:
what are you going to do?
1054
01:02:15,431 --> 01:02:17,632
let's ask our contestants.
ok, ladies...
1055
01:02:17,701 --> 01:02:19,668
i want you to put yourself
in becka's shoes.
1056
01:02:19,736 --> 01:02:21,102
what would you do?
1057
01:02:21,171 --> 01:02:22,871
kill him.
1058
01:02:22,939 --> 01:02:24,639
kill him.
1059
01:02:24,708 --> 01:02:25,807
kill him.
1060
01:02:25,876 --> 01:02:27,042
ha ha ha!
1061
01:02:27,110 --> 01:02:29,544
well, there
you have it, becka.
1062
01:02:29,612 --> 01:02:31,379
it's unanimous.
1063
01:02:31,447 --> 01:02:32,981
kill him.
1064
01:02:40,657 --> 01:02:41,589
uhh!
1065
01:02:41,658 --> 01:02:44,693
isn't
this astounding?
1066
01:02:44,761 --> 01:02:46,394
uhh!
1067
01:02:46,463 --> 01:02:48,396
i wonder how
big it is?
1068
01:02:48,465 --> 01:02:50,332
i wonder what it is?
1069
01:02:51,935 --> 01:02:54,302
maybe it's
an ancient temple
1070
01:02:54,371 --> 01:02:56,154
from another
civilization.
1071
01:02:56,222 --> 01:02:59,858
or a piece of
a mayan treasure--
1072
01:02:59,927 --> 01:03:01,359
hey, maybe
it's atlantis.
1073
01:03:01,428 --> 01:03:02,627
if pete's any indication,
1074
01:03:02,696 --> 01:03:05,613
it could be the fountain
of youth.
1075
01:03:06,916 --> 01:03:10,352
do you think we should
tell somebody about this?
1076
01:03:10,420 --> 01:03:11,353
somebody?
1077
01:03:11,421 --> 01:03:12,354
who?
1078
01:03:12,422 --> 01:03:13,688
i don't know.
1079
01:03:13,757 --> 01:03:14,956
maybe we
should just tell...
1080
01:03:18,928 --> 01:03:21,363
maybe we should
tell the authorities.
1081
01:03:21,431 --> 01:03:22,530
oh, no...
1082
01:03:22,599 --> 01:03:23,998
no.
1083
01:03:24,067 --> 01:03:26,000
all right.
ruth merrill, then.
1084
01:03:26,069 --> 01:03:28,203
well, why? 'cause
she's my friend?
1085
01:03:28,271 --> 01:03:30,705
she's a cop, gard.
she'd go to the feds.
1086
01:03:30,774 --> 01:03:32,340
would that be so bad?
1087
01:03:32,409 --> 01:03:34,175
how can you say that,
1088
01:03:34,244 --> 01:03:36,511
you that thinks
that our government
1089
01:03:36,580 --> 01:03:38,012
won't be
completely satisfied
1090
01:03:38,081 --> 01:03:40,882
until we all glow
in the dark?
1091
01:03:40,950 --> 01:03:42,884
i find this
amazing thing,
1092
01:03:42,952 --> 01:03:46,153
and you want me to tun
it over to them?
1093
01:03:46,222 --> 01:03:47,889
gard, they
will come here
1094
01:03:47,957 --> 01:03:50,392
with trucks filled
with barbed wire
1095
01:03:50,460 --> 01:03:52,894
and men with guns.
1096
01:03:52,962 --> 01:03:54,228
they'll gag us, gard,
1097
01:03:54,297 --> 01:03:56,865
and you know
that they would do it.
1098
01:03:56,933 --> 01:04:00,301
you really do hold fort.
you know that, don't you?
1099
01:04:01,905 --> 01:04:04,372
i learned from a master.
1100
01:04:07,477 --> 01:04:08,793
ok.
1101
01:04:08,862 --> 01:04:10,128
ok.
1102
01:04:11,531 --> 01:04:14,331
ok. so, until we
know what this is,
1103
01:04:14,400 --> 01:04:17,334
we just keep it
between us, all right?
1104
01:04:17,403 --> 01:04:19,737
not a word
to anyone.
1105
01:04:52,289 --> 01:04:53,154
[ding]
1106
01:05:00,630 --> 01:05:02,831
afternoon, bobbi.
what can i do for you?
1107
01:05:02,899 --> 01:05:05,666
yeah. i've got a piece
of registered mail.
1108
01:05:08,371 --> 01:05:12,040
joe, you got that package
for anderson back there?
1109
01:05:13,877 --> 01:05:17,312
oh, god. he's so hot i can't stand it.
1110
01:05:17,380 --> 01:05:18,546
excuse me?
1111
01:05:18,614 --> 01:05:20,648
i didn't say anything.
1112
01:05:22,585 --> 01:05:23,517
[door closes]
1113
01:05:23,586 --> 01:05:24,853
hey...
1114
01:05:24,921 --> 01:05:26,354
there you go, bobbi.
1115
01:05:26,422 --> 01:05:27,722
hi, joe. thanks.
1116
01:05:27,790 --> 01:05:30,291
oh, jeez. look at his hair.
1117
01:05:30,360 --> 01:05:34,229
i haven't been this horny since i was 16.
1118
01:05:35,531 --> 01:05:36,931
the last thing i need
1119
01:05:37,000 --> 01:05:39,500
is his wife knowing what we're up to.
1120
01:05:39,569 --> 01:05:40,869
is there anything else?
1121
01:05:44,307 --> 01:05:47,308
give my regards to becka.
1122
01:05:57,603 --> 01:06:00,371
i'm telling you.
i could read their minds.
1123
01:06:00,439 --> 01:06:02,640
sense they were having
an affair, maybe,
1124
01:06:02,708 --> 01:06:05,376
but come on,
read their minds?
1125
01:06:05,444 --> 01:06:06,811
yeah.
1126
01:06:06,880 --> 01:06:08,479
well, you're
very intuitive,
1127
01:06:08,548 --> 01:06:10,381
always know
what i'll say next.
1128
01:06:10,450 --> 01:06:13,518
well, you're
probably right.
1129
01:06:13,586 --> 01:06:15,520
i know i'm right.
1130
01:06:18,424 --> 01:06:19,858
i know i'm tired,
1131
01:06:19,926 --> 01:06:22,861
and i think we
should go to bed.
1132
01:06:22,929 --> 01:06:25,964
uh, no.
i'm not really tired.
1133
01:06:26,033 --> 01:06:29,167
i just want
to write a little bit.
1134
01:06:33,974 --> 01:06:37,408
i hope you have
better luck than i do.
1135
01:06:37,477 --> 01:06:39,678
don't stay up too late.
1136
01:06:56,930 --> 01:06:58,529
what you doing, hill?
1137
01:06:58,598 --> 01:07:01,465
out. i've got to
get ready for the show.
1138
01:07:01,534 --> 01:07:02,800
but, hilly...
1139
01:07:02,869 --> 01:07:05,937
the medici princes used
to have people executed
1140
01:07:06,006 --> 01:07:09,507
if they were caught looking
at tricks ahead of time. out.
1141
01:07:13,963 --> 01:07:14,829
yay!
1142
01:07:17,317 --> 01:07:18,583
ladies and gentlemen,
1143
01:07:18,652 --> 01:07:21,719
my namesake has a surprise
for all of you,
1144
01:07:21,788 --> 01:07:23,721
a magical treat
of his own--
1145
01:07:23,790 --> 01:07:26,223
i repeat--
of his own devising.
1146
01:07:26,293 --> 01:07:27,925
i give you...
1147
01:07:27,994 --> 01:07:30,245
hillman the magnificent.
1148
01:07:30,313 --> 01:07:31,379
thank you.
1149
01:07:34,518 --> 01:07:37,818
ladies and gentlemen,
for my first trick,
1150
01:07:37,887 --> 01:07:39,821
i want you to watch closely
1151
01:07:39,890 --> 01:07:42,557
as the mysteries
of the orient take hold.
1152
01:07:44,377 --> 01:07:45,576
[camera clicks]
1153
01:07:48,348 --> 01:07:50,765
presto chango...
the disappearing tomato.
1154
01:07:50,834 --> 01:07:52,300
[air gushes]
1155
01:07:52,368 --> 01:07:54,268
ta-da!
1156
01:07:54,337 --> 01:07:55,503
yay! yay!
1157
01:08:00,977 --> 01:08:03,044
presto chango...
1158
01:08:03,112 --> 01:08:04,061
return!
1159
01:08:04,130 --> 01:08:05,095
[air gushes]
1160
01:08:05,164 --> 01:08:07,849
how does
he do that?
1161
01:08:12,271 --> 01:08:13,705
that's my radio.
1162
01:08:13,773 --> 01:08:16,240
now, for
the disappearing radio.
1163
01:08:20,747 --> 01:08:21,713
presto.
1164
01:08:21,781 --> 01:08:22,897
[air gushes]
1165
01:08:22,966 --> 01:08:23,898
cool!
1166
01:08:23,967 --> 01:08:26,067
oh!
1167
01:08:29,239 --> 01:08:30,955
presto chango...
1168
01:08:31,023 --> 01:08:31,956
return.
1169
01:08:32,025 --> 01:08:32,924
[air gushes]
1170
01:08:39,048 --> 01:08:42,283
it's time
for the grand finale--
1171
01:08:42,352 --> 01:08:44,685
the disappearing...human.
1172
01:08:44,754 --> 01:08:47,538
now, i need an assistant.
1173
01:08:47,607 --> 01:08:49,073
barney applegate?
1174
01:08:49,142 --> 01:08:51,342
no way, man.
forget it.
1175
01:08:53,246 --> 01:08:54,678
come here, davey.
1176
01:08:54,748 --> 01:08:56,013
i don't want to.
1177
01:08:56,082 --> 01:08:57,098
do what i say.
1178
01:08:57,167 --> 01:08:59,567
it's ok, david.
go ahead.
1179
01:09:01,004 --> 01:09:02,370
way to go, davey.
1180
01:09:02,439 --> 01:09:03,371
aw.
1181
01:09:03,440 --> 01:09:04,372
bye.
1182
01:09:04,441 --> 01:09:05,906
but, hilly,
i'm scared.
1183
01:09:05,975 --> 01:09:07,175
i'll give you anything.
1184
01:09:07,244 --> 01:09:09,910
all your g.i. joes?
1185
01:09:09,979 --> 01:09:11,613
every one. just
get up here now.
1186
01:09:25,177 --> 01:09:26,811
hilly.
1187
01:09:26,880 --> 01:09:29,647
off you go,
know that you can,
1188
01:09:29,716 --> 01:09:31,248
'cause i
learned this trick
1189
01:09:31,317 --> 01:09:32,583
from the tommyknocker
man.
1190
01:09:39,826 --> 01:09:41,259
presto...
1191
01:09:41,327 --> 01:09:43,094
majesto...
1192
01:09:43,163 --> 01:09:44,796
disappear.
1193
01:09:44,864 --> 01:09:45,963
oh!
1194
01:09:46,032 --> 01:09:47,448
that was
real good.
1195
01:09:47,517 --> 01:09:48,950
ta-da!
1196
01:09:55,525 --> 01:09:58,159
now, wait, wait, wait.
i'm not done.
1197
01:09:58,227 --> 01:09:59,460
enough. get your brother
1198
01:09:59,529 --> 01:10:00,895
and come on in
and open the presents.
1199
01:10:00,964 --> 01:10:02,931
he's not under there,
damn it.
1200
01:10:02,999 --> 01:10:04,265
hilly, don't swear.
1201
01:10:04,333 --> 01:10:06,834
get davey. come in.
open your presents.
1202
01:10:06,903 --> 01:10:10,171
presto chango return.
1203
01:10:10,239 --> 01:10:12,389
presto chango return.
1204
01:10:14,260 --> 01:10:16,227
presto chango return!
1205
01:10:18,031 --> 01:10:19,130
please, god...
1206
01:10:19,199 --> 01:10:23,200
i'm sorry. he can have
all my g.i. joes,
1207
01:10:23,269 --> 01:10:25,235
anything. i swear it.
1208
01:10:25,304 --> 01:10:26,437
just let him come back.
1209
01:10:26,506 --> 01:10:27,738
what's wrong, son?
1210
01:10:27,807 --> 01:10:30,541
i'll do anything,
just bring him back now.
1211
01:10:30,609 --> 01:10:32,176
what does
he mean?
1212
01:10:32,229 --> 01:10:33,961
who is he
talking to?
1213
01:10:34,030 --> 01:10:35,463
i don't know.
1214
01:10:35,532 --> 01:10:36,797
hilly, stop
fooling around
1215
01:10:36,866 --> 01:10:38,933
and get davey
back now.
1216
01:10:39,018 --> 01:10:40,485
i'm trying,
but i can't.
1217
01:10:40,553 --> 01:10:41,819
ok.
where is he?
1218
01:10:41,888 --> 01:10:43,320
where did he go?
1219
01:10:43,389 --> 01:10:45,857
i don't know
where things go
1220
01:10:45,925 --> 01:10:47,358
when they stop
being here.
1221
01:10:54,934 --> 01:10:57,068
come back, davey.
come back.
1222
01:11:16,455 --> 01:11:19,056
i'm sure there's a logical
explanation, ev.
1223
01:11:20,526 --> 01:11:23,127
he's probably asleep
somewhere in the grass.
1224
01:11:23,196 --> 01:11:25,897
without any of us
seeing it?
1225
01:11:25,965 --> 01:11:28,900
he would never have
gone off by himself.
1226
01:11:28,968 --> 01:11:30,501
you know
little boys, ok?
1227
01:11:30,569 --> 01:11:32,937
i mean, he's
been gone an hour.
1228
01:11:33,006 --> 01:11:34,171
he'll turn up.
1229
01:11:34,240 --> 01:11:36,674
you've got to find him
before dark. you've got to.
1230
01:11:42,532 --> 01:11:44,299
hilly...
1231
01:11:44,367 --> 01:11:46,801
how did you
think up this trick?
1232
01:11:46,869 --> 01:11:49,304
the voices
told me what to do
1233
01:11:49,372 --> 01:11:50,672
and how to do it.
1234
01:11:50,740 --> 01:11:51,972
what voices?
1235
01:11:52,041 --> 01:11:53,474
i don't know.
1236
01:11:53,543 --> 01:11:55,310
i don't know.
1237
01:11:55,378 --> 01:11:56,744
take it easy, son.
1238
01:11:56,813 --> 01:11:58,479
this is all your fault.
1239
01:11:58,548 --> 01:12:02,450
i wish you'd never given
me that stupid magic set.
1240
01:12:02,519 --> 01:12:04,585
hilly, you
don't mean that.
1241
01:12:04,654 --> 01:12:05,953
yes, i do.
1242
01:12:06,022 --> 01:12:08,923
i hate magic,
and i hate him.
1243
01:12:12,511 --> 01:12:14,445
all right, listen up.
1244
01:12:14,513 --> 01:12:17,598
we're going to search
this town from top to bottom.
1245
01:12:17,667 --> 01:12:19,834
first, i want you
to divide into groups.
1246
01:12:19,903 --> 01:12:22,369
one group go up
and down main street.
1247
01:12:22,438 --> 01:12:24,872
check every building,
store, and house.
1248
01:12:24,941 --> 01:12:27,641
don't forget to knock
on every door.
1249
01:12:27,711 --> 01:12:29,844
ev, gard, bobbi,
come with butch and me.
1250
01:12:29,913 --> 01:12:31,079
we'll search burning woods.
1251
01:12:31,147 --> 01:12:33,114
we've got
a little boy lost.
1252
01:12:33,183 --> 01:12:35,883
i want to find him
before nightfall.
1253
01:12:38,554 --> 01:12:40,654
what are you all
gawking at?
1254
01:12:40,724 --> 01:12:43,758
come on.
let's go find him.
1255
01:12:43,827 --> 01:12:45,727
i'm sure
we'll find him.
1256
01:12:45,795 --> 01:12:46,894
are you?
1257
01:12:46,963 --> 01:12:49,163
how do you know
he's lost?
1258
01:12:49,232 --> 01:12:52,800
i guess i know how
you must feel, but--
1259
01:12:52,869 --> 01:12:54,068
no. no.
1260
01:12:54,137 --> 01:12:57,338
no. you don't
know how i feel.
1261
01:13:08,868 --> 01:13:11,301
man: hear me, davey?
1262
01:13:11,370 --> 01:13:12,302
davey!
1263
01:13:12,371 --> 01:13:13,971
davey!
1264
01:13:14,040 --> 01:13:15,072
davey!
1265
01:13:16,509 --> 01:13:17,875
davey brown!
1266
01:13:33,325 --> 01:13:34,959
davey brown!
1267
01:13:35,028 --> 01:13:36,444
aah!
1268
01:13:37,814 --> 01:13:40,782
oh, am i glad
to see you, petey.
1269
01:13:40,850 --> 01:13:42,716
it's just me.
it's just me.
1270
01:13:42,786 --> 01:13:44,886
peter, no! down!
1271
01:13:47,257 --> 01:13:50,324
ruth, i'm sorry.
1272
01:13:50,393 --> 01:13:52,760
what the hell's
the matter with him?
1273
01:13:52,829 --> 01:13:54,996
he's been acting
really weird lately.
1274
01:13:55,064 --> 01:13:57,131
he's acting
like a regular cujo.
1275
01:13:59,135 --> 01:14:00,467
what do you hear?
1276
01:14:00,536 --> 01:14:02,136
i heard something
over there.
1277
01:14:02,205 --> 01:14:03,171
all right.
1278
01:14:06,309 --> 01:14:08,176
that was a close one.
1279
01:14:10,980 --> 01:14:12,379
davey!
1280
01:14:16,686 --> 01:14:17,952
davey!
1281
01:14:20,073 --> 01:14:22,306
missing child hotline.
1282
01:14:22,375 --> 01:14:25,709
no, father. no sign
of the poor little lamb.
1283
01:14:28,514 --> 01:14:30,448
he's--he's
abducted, right?
1284
01:14:30,516 --> 01:14:31,949
i'm afraid so.
1285
01:14:32,017 --> 01:14:33,451
there's no
rational explanation.
1286
01:14:33,519 --> 01:14:35,953
he could not have gotten
past the search area
1287
01:14:36,021 --> 01:14:37,821
without being
taken by somebody.
1288
01:14:37,890 --> 01:14:40,958
we've got an apb out.
somebody will spot him.
1289
01:14:41,026 --> 01:14:43,827
your men will keep
looking, won't they?
1290
01:14:43,896 --> 01:14:45,262
sure, ev.
1291
01:14:45,331 --> 01:14:47,731
we'll start again
at first light.
1292
01:14:47,800 --> 01:14:50,767
you're going to leave
him out there all night?
1293
01:14:50,836 --> 01:14:52,403
what's this first light?
1294
01:14:52,472 --> 01:14:55,005
bryant, what
are we going to do?
1295
01:14:55,074 --> 01:14:57,007
let them do their job.
1296
01:14:57,076 --> 01:14:58,509
we'll find him,
marie.
1297
01:14:58,578 --> 01:14:59,977
everything
will be fine.
1298
01:15:00,045 --> 01:15:01,345
i know we will.
1299
01:15:12,492 --> 01:15:16,260
becka,
you look exhausted.
1300
01:15:16,329 --> 01:15:18,129
why don't you go on home
and take care of joe?
1301
01:15:18,197 --> 01:15:19,263
what?
1302
01:15:19,332 --> 01:15:21,965
joe left early,
said he's got the flu.
1303
01:15:22,034 --> 01:15:23,467
i'll man the phones.
1304
01:15:23,536 --> 01:15:26,470
i'll go see how he is.
1305
01:15:26,539 --> 01:15:29,473
i'll be back first thing
in the morning.
1306
01:15:29,542 --> 01:15:30,974
ok.
1307
01:15:31,043 --> 01:15:32,476
thanks, becka.
1308
01:15:32,545 --> 01:15:34,378
[telephone rings]
1309
01:15:36,782 --> 01:15:38,149
[ring]
1310
01:15:39,352 --> 01:15:40,917
missing child hotline.
1311
01:15:40,986 --> 01:15:42,837
[giggling]
1312
01:15:45,508 --> 01:15:49,010
i tell you, that kid davey
could be the best thing
1313
01:15:49,078 --> 01:15:50,277
that ever happened to us.
1314
01:15:50,346 --> 01:15:53,414
with any luck, he'll
be missing for a week.
1315
01:15:54,717 --> 01:15:56,150
we could be.
1316
01:15:56,218 --> 01:15:57,652
what about becka?
1317
01:15:57,720 --> 01:15:59,153
no, no. forget it.
1318
01:15:59,221 --> 01:16:02,423
becka's going to be manning
those phones day and night
1319
01:16:02,491 --> 01:16:03,591
until they find him.
1320
01:16:03,660 --> 01:16:04,592
mmm.
1321
01:16:04,661 --> 01:16:05,893
oh.
1322
01:16:05,962 --> 01:16:07,394
day and night.
1323
01:16:07,463 --> 01:16:08,896
night and day.
1324
01:16:11,601 --> 01:16:14,518
joe, are you
all right? joe?
1325
01:16:32,538 --> 01:16:33,670
final passion.
1326
01:16:35,908 --> 01:16:39,443
chaz: ah, very good, becka.
now, easy does it.
1327
01:16:39,511 --> 01:16:40,945
there. that's right.
1328
01:16:41,013 --> 01:16:42,947
now, solder
that red wire.
1329
01:16:43,015 --> 01:16:44,949
no, no. not there.
1330
01:16:45,017 --> 01:16:46,116
yeah. there.
1331
01:16:46,185 --> 01:16:48,452
i'm just no good
at this.
1332
01:16:48,520 --> 01:16:49,987
i'm too clumsy.
1333
01:16:50,056 --> 01:16:52,622
not too much solder.
just a little dab.
1334
01:16:52,691 --> 01:16:54,624
what if there's
another explanation
1335
01:16:54,693 --> 01:16:56,026
for the lipstick?
1336
01:16:56,095 --> 01:16:59,563
what if he got it
throwing that hussy down
1337
01:16:59,631 --> 01:17:02,432
in a giant pile
of circulars? what then?
1338
01:17:02,501 --> 01:17:04,568
i'd have to do
something about it.
1339
01:17:04,636 --> 01:17:06,937
yeah, and you are.
1340
01:17:07,006 --> 01:17:08,605
you are.
1341
01:17:11,577 --> 01:17:13,344
[tv plays]
1342
01:17:28,761 --> 01:17:30,327
any luck
finding the boy?
1343
01:17:30,396 --> 01:17:31,428
uh, no.
1344
01:17:31,497 --> 01:17:34,164
we looked high and low,
1345
01:17:34,233 --> 01:17:37,301
but there was just
no sign of that kid.
1346
01:17:37,370 --> 01:17:40,337
thou shalt
not suffer a liar.
1347
01:17:40,406 --> 01:17:41,272
huh?
1348
01:17:44,043 --> 01:17:45,943
i said, "that's too bad."
1349
01:17:46,012 --> 01:17:47,311
chaz: sorry, chum.
1350
01:17:47,380 --> 01:17:49,780
the gals didn't pick you
as their perfect date.
1351
01:17:49,848 --> 01:17:51,848
would you turn
this junk off?
1352
01:17:51,918 --> 01:17:54,151
i mean,
i hate this show.
1353
01:17:54,220 --> 01:17:56,520
turn it off yourself.
1354
01:17:56,588 --> 01:17:58,822
what did you say to me?
1355
01:17:58,891 --> 01:18:03,160
i said you can damn well
turn it off yourself!
1356
01:18:03,228 --> 01:18:06,963
what is with you,
talking to me like that?
1357
01:18:16,008 --> 01:18:17,941
chaz: that's it.
good night.
1358
01:18:18,010 --> 01:18:19,142
good dating.
1359
01:18:21,747 --> 01:18:22,947
uhh!
1360
01:18:28,487 --> 01:18:29,570
joe: oh!
1361
01:18:33,776 --> 01:18:35,543
joe.
1362
01:18:44,820 --> 01:18:46,686
[typing]
1363
01:18:52,128 --> 01:18:53,027
petey?
1364
01:19:07,243 --> 01:19:08,175
peter?
1365
01:19:52,021 --> 01:19:53,287
bobbi?
1366
01:19:53,356 --> 01:19:54,254
huh?
1367
01:20:03,882 --> 01:20:05,749
[mumbling]
1368
01:20:45,424 --> 01:20:46,923
[typing stops]
1369
01:20:50,563 --> 01:20:52,028
"the buffalo soldiers--
1370
01:20:52,097 --> 01:20:54,465
a new novel
by roberta anderson."
1371
01:20:56,602 --> 01:20:59,853
"for gard,
my partner in the quest."
1372
01:21:00,957 --> 01:21:02,856
[typing]
1373
01:21:09,714 --> 01:21:12,449
[bzzzt]
1374
01:21:12,517 --> 01:21:13,951
please come back.
1375
01:21:14,019 --> 01:21:18,956
if you just come back,
i'll give you all my g.i. joes.
1376
01:21:19,024 --> 01:21:20,457
snake-eyes...
1377
01:21:20,525 --> 01:21:22,459
crystal ball...
1378
01:21:22,527 --> 01:21:24,962
mobat...
even the terrordome.
1379
01:21:25,030 --> 01:21:27,998
davey:
hilly, help m.
1380
01:21:28,067 --> 01:21:28,999
davey?
1381
01:21:29,068 --> 01:21:31,568
it's cold and dar,
1382
01:21:31,636 --> 01:21:33,003
and i want to come home, hilly.
1383
01:21:33,072 --> 01:21:36,773
where are you, davey?
where are you?
1384
01:21:36,842 --> 01:21:38,275
i'm with the tommyknockers.
1385
01:21:38,344 --> 01:21:39,276
help me.
1386
01:21:39,345 --> 01:21:41,979
how? i don't know how.
1387
01:21:42,047 --> 01:21:43,180
please, davey.
1388
01:21:54,559 --> 01:21:56,759
who are you talking to?
1389
01:22:00,099 --> 01:22:01,865
where--where is davey?
1390
01:22:03,135 --> 01:22:04,468
i don't know.
1391
01:22:04,536 --> 01:22:06,803
i don't know
where things go
1392
01:22:06,872 --> 01:22:08,771
when they
stop being here.
1393
01:22:08,840 --> 01:22:11,975
i never disappeared anything
that was alive before.
1394
01:22:15,180 --> 01:22:16,446
hilly.
1395
01:22:16,515 --> 01:22:17,747
hilly?
1396
01:22:19,218 --> 01:22:20,850
help me, someone!
1397
01:22:22,054 --> 01:22:25,055
he's delirious.
he's talking to davey.
1398
01:22:25,124 --> 01:22:26,289
he says the
tommyknockers got him.
1399
01:22:26,358 --> 01:22:28,492
i'm taking him
to the hospital.
1400
01:22:28,560 --> 01:22:29,792
you two stay here.
1401
01:22:29,861 --> 01:22:31,995
i'll take hilly
to the hospital.
1402
01:22:32,064 --> 01:22:34,398
i'll call when i've
spoken with doctors.
1403
01:22:34,466 --> 01:22:37,333
you're going to be ok.
i'll get the door.
1404
01:22:37,403 --> 01:22:40,537
you're going
to be ok, hilly.
1405
01:22:40,606 --> 01:22:43,473
everything's going
to be all right.
1406
01:22:43,542 --> 01:22:45,008
daddy.
1407
01:22:45,076 --> 01:22:46,960
you'll be ok, honey.
1408
01:22:47,029 --> 01:22:48,362
you'll be ok.
1409
01:23:14,423 --> 01:23:16,156
well?
1410
01:23:19,995 --> 01:23:21,895
best thing
you've ever written.
1411
01:23:23,332 --> 01:23:25,598
thanks. i think
it is, too.
1412
01:23:25,667 --> 01:23:27,034
yeah, it is.
1413
01:23:29,504 --> 01:23:31,604
so when was this, uh...
1414
01:23:31,673 --> 01:23:33,440
done?
1415
01:23:33,508 --> 01:23:35,442
last night...
1416
01:23:35,510 --> 01:23:36,944
in my sleep.
1417
01:23:38,547 --> 01:23:39,646
impossible.
1418
01:23:39,715 --> 01:23:43,416
well, not with
my word accordion.
1419
01:23:47,056 --> 01:23:49,089
telepathic
typewriter, huh?
1420
01:23:51,026 --> 01:23:52,559
god, bobbi...
1421
01:23:55,530 --> 01:23:58,398
what's it like,
this, uh...feeling?
1422
01:23:59,718 --> 01:24:01,151
it's a high.
1423
01:24:01,220 --> 01:24:03,320
it's an incredible high.
1424
01:24:04,490 --> 01:24:05,922
hmm.
1425
01:24:05,991 --> 01:24:09,759
what about you?
you don't feel anything?
1426
01:24:09,828 --> 01:24:14,447
not a jot, not an ounce
of poetic inspiration.
1427
01:24:14,516 --> 01:24:15,749
nothing.
1428
01:24:19,788 --> 01:24:21,721
you will.
1429
01:24:21,790 --> 01:24:23,556
it just doesn't
happen all at once.
1430
01:24:23,625 --> 01:24:24,992
i suppose you're right.
1431
01:24:26,328 --> 01:24:27,261
hey, uh...
1432
01:24:27,329 --> 01:24:30,730
maybe it's the old
plate in my head, huh?
1433
01:24:33,369 --> 01:24:36,236
let's take the day off.
1434
01:24:36,305 --> 01:24:38,438
i thought you wanted
to go out and dig today.
1435
01:24:38,507 --> 01:24:41,441
yeah. well, i--
we're working too hard.
1436
01:24:41,510 --> 01:24:44,444
did you know that
it's the fourth of july?
1437
01:24:44,513 --> 01:24:47,981
you want to go into town
and wave flags?
1438
01:24:48,050 --> 01:24:50,483
yeah. maybe.
1439
01:24:50,552 --> 01:24:54,988
um, but i just know
that we have to be there.
1440
01:24:57,326 --> 01:25:00,627
i want to welcome all of you
1441
01:25:00,695 --> 01:25:03,196
to our fourth of july
celebration.
1442
01:25:03,265 --> 01:25:06,199
as you know, our community
has suffered greatly
1443
01:25:06,268 --> 01:25:08,701
during these past few days.
1444
01:25:08,770 --> 01:25:12,172
we've lost our beloved
postman joe paulson.
1445
01:25:14,310 --> 01:25:17,744
pray for a speedy recovery
for his wife becky.
1446
01:25:17,813 --> 01:25:19,813
our hearts and our prayers
1447
01:25:19,881 --> 01:25:24,318
go out to the brown family
in their hour of need
1448
01:25:24,386 --> 01:25:27,454
as we continue our search
for their son davey,
1449
01:25:27,522 --> 01:25:31,058
and yet, in the face
of all these tragedies,
1450
01:25:31,126 --> 01:25:35,195
our community
has really joined together.
1451
01:25:35,264 --> 01:25:37,431
i'm very proud of you.
1452
01:25:37,499 --> 01:25:40,000
would you please rise now
1453
01:25:40,069 --> 01:25:44,804
and join me in singing
the national anthem?
1454
01:25:44,873 --> 01:25:49,659
o, say can you see
1455
01:25:49,728 --> 01:25:54,581
by the dawn's
early light
1456
01:25:54,650 --> 01:25:59,252
what so proudly
we hailed
1457
01:25:59,321 --> 01:26:04,307
at the twilight's
last gleaming?
1458
01:26:04,376 --> 01:26:08,495
whose broad stripes
and bright stars
1459
01:26:08,563 --> 01:26:12,765
through
the perilous fight
1460
01:26:14,352 --> 01:26:16,419
isn't that something?
1461
01:26:16,488 --> 01:26:17,420
bobbi?
1462
01:26:43,915 --> 01:26:45,582
late last night
1463
01:26:45,651 --> 01:26:48,551
and the night before
1464
01:26:48,620 --> 01:26:50,487
tommyknockers,
tommyknockers
1465
01:26:50,555 --> 01:26:52,255
knockin' at the door
1466
01:26:53,525 --> 01:26:55,458
i want to go out.
1467
01:26:55,527 --> 01:26:57,894
i--i don't know
if i can.
1468
01:26:57,962 --> 01:27:00,430
it's all right.
i'm here.
1469
01:27:00,499 --> 01:27:02,165
gramps is here.
1470
01:27:02,233 --> 01:27:04,668
'cause i--
i learned this trick
1471
01:27:04,736 --> 01:27:06,603
from--from
the tommyknocker man.
1472
01:27:15,880 --> 01:27:17,947
tommyknockers,
tommyknockers
1473
01:27:18,016 --> 01:27:19,283
knockin' at the door
1474
01:27:29,295 --> 01:27:30,693
tommyknockers.
1475
01:27:31,930 --> 01:27:32,930
tommyknockers
1476
01:27:34,766 --> 01:27:36,166
tommyknockers.
1477
01:27:37,336 --> 01:27:38,868
knockin' at the door
1478
01:27:46,678 --> 01:27:49,612
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1479
01:27:49,681 --> 01:27:49,746
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the national captioning
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