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♪ The Simpsons ♪
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D'
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"Wet cement."
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Is there any sweeter sign?
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Well, maybe "high voltage."
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Hello, son.
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You want to try this flying
motorcycle I just invented?
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No time.
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Okay.
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This is for the ages.
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Like Stonehenge, this site
will forever be a mystery.
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Who was Bart
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and how did he manage to write
his name in solid cement?
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He must have been much smarter
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than his sister Lisa
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about whom we know nothing.
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Say, let's bring him
back to life
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by using technology.
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Ay, caramba!
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Ooh! Aah!
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What's normal to him, amazes us.
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He will be our new god.
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Good. Somebody's shadow.
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I'll just turn
and brag about my work.
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Yi-ii!
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Bart,
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you've graffito-tagged
public property.
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It was an accident.
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I can't believe you vandalized
your own hometown, Bart.
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What would
Jebediah Springfield say?
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I think he'd be cool with it.
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Homer, will you please help me
make a big deal of this?
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What for?
Nobody cared when Bogart
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defaced that sidewalk
in Hollywood.
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Well, I'm just shocked
by this whole family.
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Whatever happened to good,
old-fashioned town pride?
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It's been going downhill
ever since
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the lake caught fire.
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Now just a darned minute.
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This town is a part
of who you are.
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This is a Springfield
Isotopes cap.
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When you wear it,
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you're wearing Springfield.
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When you eat a fish
from our river,
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you're eating Springfield.
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When you make lemonade
from our trees,
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you're drinking Springfield.
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Mom, when you give that lecture,
you're boring Springfield.
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Bart, you have roots
in this town,
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and you ought to show
respect for it.
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This town is a part of us all.
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A part of us all,
a part of us all.
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Sorry to repeat myself,
but it'll help you remember.
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This town is a part of us all.
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A part of us all.
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A part of us all.
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Wow. That does work.
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Hey, gonna win some this season?
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Gonna try.
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When it comes to catching trout,
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nothing beats
the German light infantry.
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Beautiful, aren't they?
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Yep. I'm going
to huck them at cars.
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Hey, Milhouse, how's
the lemonade business?
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It's clearly booming, Bart.
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I don't even want any.
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I just bought a pity glass.
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We've squozen our whole supply.
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To the lemon tree!
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Thar she grows.
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You know Milhouse,
I've been thinking.
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This town ain't so bad.
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Good friends, lots of lemons,
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numerous angel sightings.
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When you get right down to it,
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Springfield's a pretty
cool place to live.
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Springfield sucks!
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Hey, stop talking bad
about my town, man.
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Why don't you make me?
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I don't make trash.
I burn it.
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Then I guess
you're a garbage man.
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I know you are, but what am I?
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A garbage man.
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I know you are, but what am I?
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A garbage man.
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I know you are, but what am I?
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A garbage man.
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Takes one to know one.
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Checkmate.
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Hey, kid, stop wearing
your backpack over one shoulder.
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We invented that.
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- Copycats.
- You copied us.
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Step over this line
and say that.
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I'll kick your butt...
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at Nintendo.
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I just put a rock
in your crummy town.
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That's a crud rock.
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It belongs in crud town.
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Look at the weak, little baby.
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You're stupid,
you stupid, weak baby.
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Come on, let's get out of here.
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Hey, they're taking our lemons!
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We can't spare a single one.
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You just got citric acid
in my eye.
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You'll pay for that,
Springfield.
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Some things never change.
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Hey, everybody,
an old man's talking.
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Grampa's the name.
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Did you know this tree
dates back to frontier times?
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Wow! Frontier times!
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Shut up!
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It all began when
Jebediah Springfield
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first came to these lands
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with his partner,
Shelbyville Manhattan.
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People, our search is over.
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On this site, we
shall build a new town
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where we can worship freely,
govern justly,
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and grow vast fields of hemp
for making rope and blankets.
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Yes, and marry our cousins.
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I was just...
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What are you talking
about, Shelbyville?
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Why would we want
to marry our cousins?
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'Cause they're so attractive.
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I thought that was the whole point
of this journey.
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Absolutely not.
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I tell you,
I won't live in a town
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that robs men of the right
to marry their cousins.
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Well, then,
we'll form our own town.
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Who will come and live a life
devoted to chastity, abstinence,
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and a flavorless mush
I call rootmarm?
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The town of Springfield
was born on that day.
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And to mark that sweet moment,
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our people planted
this lemon tree...
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Lemons being the sweetest fruit
available at the time.
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Those Shelbyville kids
think they're so hot.
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But you know what?
They're not.
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I really agree with you
on this one, Bart.
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Class, please.
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If you don't learn
Roman numerals,
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you'll never know the dates
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certain motion pictures
were copyrighted.
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Everybody come quick!
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Something's happened,
no time to explain.
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No, children, no.
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Your education is important.
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Roman numerals,
et cetera, whatever.
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I tried.
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Are you sure
it wouldn't be faster
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to just tell us what happened?
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No. I said there's
no time to explain,
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and I stick by that.
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The lemon tree's gone.
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And the tracks appear
to lead into Shelbyville.
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Look, a clue.
A candy bar wrapper.
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They're always eating
candy in Shelbyville.
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They love the sweet taste.
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We got to get that tree back.
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You mean, go into Shelbyville?
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We'll never make it out alive.
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That lemon tree
is a part of our town,
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and as kids,
the backbone of our economy.
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We'll get it back
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or choke their rivers
with our dead.
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Where you going, Bart?
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Mom, you won't believe this,
but something you said
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the other day really got
through to me.
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And now, I am going
to teach some kids
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a lesson.
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I choose to take that literally.
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Death to Shelbyville!
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Yes, Bart's a tutor now.
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Tute on, son!
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Tute on!
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Hey, Milhouse,
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get your invasion supplies
and let's go!
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- What the...
- Where'd he go?
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Over here, my friends.
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Or is it over here?
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Yeah!
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Okay, here's how it goes.
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I'm the leader,
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Milhouse is my loyal sidekick,
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Nelson's the tough guy,
Martin's the smart guy,
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and Todd's the quiet,
religious guy
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who ends up going crazy.
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And now, the time has come
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to cross this line
into mystery and danger.
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To step out of childhood
and become men.
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If you get lost, remember,
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you can always find east by
staring directly at the sun.
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Here's a tip.
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Put a pinch of sage
in your boots
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and all day long,
a spicy scent is your reward.
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My gosh! Look!
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The fire hydrants here
are yellow!
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This place is starting
to freak me out.
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Danger coming!
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Behind us!
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What is it, boy?
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Is there something behind that wall
we should beat up?
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No time to check it out now.
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We've got lemonade to sell.
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Radical.
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They're getting rich off us.
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And that kid with the backpack
said radical.
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I say radical.
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That's my thing that I say!
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I feel like I'm
gonna explode here!
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It's almost lunchtime.
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Do you know where
your brother is tutoring?
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Tutoring? The only
thing Bart's teaching
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is guerilla combat
in Shelbyville.
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Well, do you have a number
where we can reach him?
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No. Mom, Bart and some kids
ran off
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to wage war on Shelbyville.
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Homer! Come quick!
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Bart's quit his tutoring job
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and joined a violence gang!
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The trail has become indistinct.
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I suggest we split up
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to cover more ground.
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Good idea.
Milhouse, you and me
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will be Omega team.
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Todd, you and Data
are team Strike Force.
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Nelson, that leaves
you and Martin.
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Team Discovery Channel!
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Your wussiness
better come in handy.
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I want some answers, damn it!
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Okay, folks, look,
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I called the police captain
in Shelbyville.
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He says he hasn't seen our kids,
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but if they show up
in the morgue,
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he's gonna fax us.
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Man, I hate those
Shelbyville jerks.
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Honey, I was born
in Shelbyville.
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And it tears me up inside.
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This is my fault.
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I tried to teach Bart
about town pride,
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but the power of my words
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filled him with
a sort of madness.
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Now, Marge, you can't blame
all of Bart's problems
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on your one little speech.
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If anything turned him bad
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it's that time you let
him wear a bathing suit
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instead of underwear.
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And let's not forget
your little speech.
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Isn't there anything we can do?
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Yes, there is!
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Come on, everybody.
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Let's go into Shelbyville
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and get those kids
back ourselves.
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I got an R.V.
We can use...
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Flanders's!
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Well, okay, but, you know,
just go a little bit easy...
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Pile in, everybody!
No time to wipe your feet.
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Okay, piglet, start squealing.
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Where did you get the lemons
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for this lemonade?
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This is Country Time
lemonade mix.
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There's never been anything
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close to a lemon in it, I swear.
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Hey, nobody hassles
my little brother.
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Hey, no one manhandles
the bosom chum
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of Nelson Muntz.
265
00:12:05,641 --> 00:12:07,351
Spring forth, burly protector
266
00:12:07,435 --> 00:12:08,686
and save me!
267
00:12:13,232 --> 00:12:14,525
Aw, geez.
268
00:12:14,608 --> 00:12:16,444
I never hang out
with him... normally.
269
00:12:19,113 --> 00:12:20,740
♪ Hark to the tale
of Nelson ♪
270
00:12:20,823 --> 00:12:23,576
♪ And the boy
he loved so dear ♪
271
00:12:23,659 --> 00:12:25,119
♪ They remained
the best of friends ♪
272
00:12:25,202 --> 00:12:26,912
♪ For years
and years and years ♪
273
00:12:26,996 --> 00:12:28,748
What are they saying?
274
00:12:28,831 --> 00:12:30,082
I'm not sure.
275
00:12:30,166 --> 00:12:32,001
I thought you said
you could read lips.
276
00:12:32,084 --> 00:12:33,586
I assumed I could.
277
00:12:33,669 --> 00:12:34,962
Aw, it's no use, Milhouse.
278
00:12:35,045 --> 00:12:36,589
If we're going to find
that lemon tree,
279
00:12:36,672 --> 00:12:37,965
I've got to go undercover.
280
00:12:38,048 --> 00:12:40,384
What I need is a new face.
281
00:12:40,468 --> 00:12:42,595
You leave that
to the Baron and me.
282
00:12:45,473 --> 00:12:47,933
Hello there,
fellow Shelbyvillians.
283
00:12:48,017 --> 00:12:49,185
Wait a minute.
284
00:12:49,268 --> 00:12:50,811
If you're from Shelbyville,
285
00:12:50,895 --> 00:12:53,189
how come we've never
seen you at school?
286
00:12:53,272 --> 00:12:54,273
I don't go to school.
287
00:12:54,356 --> 00:12:56,734
Okay, what's two plus two?
288
00:12:56,817 --> 00:12:58,778
- Five.
- Story checks out.
289
00:12:58,861 --> 00:13:02,198
We just got word there's
Springfield kids in town.
290
00:13:03,866 --> 00:13:05,493
Curse those handsome devils.
291
00:13:05,576 --> 00:13:07,161
We're going up to the bluffs
292
00:13:07,244 --> 00:13:09,004
to paint "Springfield sucks"
in huge letters.
293
00:13:09,038 --> 00:13:11,457
That way, whenever they
look into Shelbyville,
294
00:13:11,540 --> 00:13:13,125
they will realize
that they suck.
295
00:13:13,209 --> 00:13:14,418
Radical.
296
00:13:14,502 --> 00:13:16,796
Quit copying me!
297
00:13:16,879 --> 00:13:18,422
You know, I wish
298
00:13:18,506 --> 00:13:22,134
there was a Springfield
kid here right now.
299
00:13:22,218 --> 00:13:23,969
I'd fill his mouth
with stink bugs!
300
00:13:24,053 --> 00:13:25,971
No, not in my mouth!
301
00:13:26,055 --> 00:13:27,807
Is what the kid would say.
302
00:13:27,890 --> 00:13:29,058
To the bluffs!
303
00:13:31,894 --> 00:13:34,605
Well, a friendly Springfield
hello there, neighbors.
304
00:13:34,688 --> 00:13:36,565
You know, we think
some kids of ours
305
00:13:36,649 --> 00:13:38,275
may be missing in your town.
306
00:13:38,359 --> 00:13:39,485
Missing children?
307
00:13:39,568 --> 00:13:41,070
Sounds like Springfield's
308
00:13:41,153 --> 00:13:42,613
got a discipline problem.
309
00:13:42,696 --> 00:13:44,448
Maybe that's why we
beat them at football
310
00:13:44,532 --> 00:13:45,741
nearly half the time?
311
00:13:47,868 --> 00:13:49,870
Quit stalling, kid.
312
00:13:49,954 --> 00:13:52,289
Write "Springfield sucks"
in giant letters.
313
00:14:00,798 --> 00:14:03,843
His can control is excellent.
314
00:14:03,926 --> 00:14:06,136
Yes. And that wig
makes him look
315
00:14:06,220 --> 00:14:07,847
a lot like one of the Beatles.
316
00:14:10,224 --> 00:14:11,559
That's right!
317
00:14:11,642 --> 00:14:13,102
The stranger
who walks amongst you
318
00:14:13,185 --> 00:14:15,229
is me, Bart Simpson!
319
00:14:15,312 --> 00:14:18,190
You know, Bart Simpson.
320
00:14:19,567 --> 00:14:20,776
From Springfield?
321
00:14:20,860 --> 00:14:21,861
He's from Springfield!
322
00:14:21,944 --> 00:14:23,070
Get him!
323
00:14:35,749 --> 00:14:38,544
I'll use these spray cans
as jet packs and fly to safety.
324
00:14:38,627 --> 00:14:40,212
So long, losers!
325
00:14:45,676 --> 00:14:47,011
You're dead.
326
00:14:47,094 --> 00:14:48,512
Hey, look!
327
00:14:48,596 --> 00:14:49,889
Someone's attractive cousin.
328
00:14:49,972 --> 00:14:51,307
Where?
329
00:14:52,766 --> 00:14:53,809
Ha-ha-ha!
330
00:14:58,022 --> 00:15:00,357
So, he thinks he can
out-skateboard me?
331
00:15:00,441 --> 00:15:02,026
Launch me, boys.
332
00:15:27,801 --> 00:15:31,055
Slow down, you sidewalk-surfing
cube-gleamers!
333
00:15:37,269 --> 00:15:39,021
Wet cement.
334
00:15:45,694 --> 00:15:48,238
I could sure use
that flying motorcycle now.
335
00:15:48,322 --> 00:15:49,698
You had your chance.
336
00:16:01,752 --> 00:16:03,629
Safe at last.
337
00:16:10,302 --> 00:16:13,305
"Caution: Exit
through door seven only.
338
00:16:13,389 --> 00:16:14,682
"All other rooms contain
339
00:16:14,765 --> 00:16:16,392
man-eating tigers"?!
340
00:16:19,353 --> 00:16:20,896
Roman numerals.
341
00:16:20,980 --> 00:16:22,900
They never even tried
to teach us that in school.
342
00:16:25,067 --> 00:16:26,944
Milhouse, what's seven
in Roman numerals?
343
00:16:27,027 --> 00:16:28,445
I'll tell you, Bart,
344
00:16:28,529 --> 00:16:30,489
but really you should end
each transmission
345
00:16:30,572 --> 00:16:32,700
with the word
"over." Over.
346
00:16:32,783 --> 00:16:35,035
Correction: The only
thing that's over
347
00:16:35,119 --> 00:16:36,662
is that transmission.
348
00:16:36,745 --> 00:16:39,415
Is this the untimely end
of Milhouse?
349
00:16:39,498 --> 00:16:41,709
But Milhouse is my name.
350
00:16:41,792 --> 00:16:44,044
But I thought
I was the only one.
351
00:16:44,128 --> 00:16:46,755
A pain I know all too well.
352
00:16:46,839 --> 00:16:50,175
So, this is what it feels like
353
00:16:50,259 --> 00:16:51,969
when doves cry.
354
00:16:52,052 --> 00:16:53,178
Milhouse? Milhouse?
355
00:16:53,262 --> 00:16:54,555
Now what do I do?
356
00:16:55,806 --> 00:16:57,558
Wait. I got it.
357
00:16:57,641 --> 00:16:59,476
I got it!
358
00:16:59,560 --> 00:17:00,477
I don't got it.
359
00:17:00,561 --> 00:17:02,104
Okay. Think, Bart.
360
00:17:02,187 --> 00:17:04,523
Where have you seen
Roman numerals before?
361
00:17:04,606 --> 00:17:05,649
I know.
362
00:17:05,733 --> 00:17:07,359
"Rocky V."
That was the fifth one.
363
00:17:07,443 --> 00:17:11,530
So, "Rocky V" plus
"Rocky II" equals...
364
00:17:11,613 --> 00:17:13,490
"Rocky VII"!
Adrian's revenge!
365
00:17:18,996 --> 00:17:21,331
It's no use.
366
00:17:21,415 --> 00:17:23,333
I'm never gonna find that tree.
367
00:17:23,417 --> 00:17:26,170
This whole raid was
as useless as that yellow,
368
00:17:26,253 --> 00:17:29,006
lemon-shaped rock over there.
369
00:17:29,089 --> 00:17:30,466
Wait a minute.
370
00:17:30,549 --> 00:17:32,009
There's a lemon
behind that rock.
371
00:17:34,386 --> 00:17:35,387
The tree!
372
00:17:45,522 --> 00:17:48,567
A car impound lot.
373
00:17:48,650 --> 00:17:51,862
The impenetrable
fortress of suburbia.
374
00:17:51,945 --> 00:17:54,198
We'll never get
the tree back now.
375
00:17:54,281 --> 00:17:55,574
Keep your voices down, boys.
376
00:17:55,657 --> 00:17:57,093
We didn't come this far
to get found out.
377
00:17:57,117 --> 00:17:58,035
Found 'em!
378
00:17:58,118 --> 00:17:59,578
You kids are in big trouble.
379
00:17:59,661 --> 00:18:01,288
Running away from home
like this.
380
00:18:01,371 --> 00:18:02,956
But they stole our lemon tree.
381
00:18:03,040 --> 00:18:05,334
I don't care
what excuse you've got.
382
00:18:05,417 --> 00:18:08,295
Nothing's going to stop me
in the middle of this speech.
383
00:18:08,378 --> 00:18:10,380
You're gonna... lemon tree!
384
00:18:12,132 --> 00:18:13,801
That tree's been in Springfield
385
00:18:13,884 --> 00:18:15,469
since the time
of our forefathers.
386
00:18:15,552 --> 00:18:19,139
Give it back, or we'll
bust in there and take it.
387
00:18:19,223 --> 00:18:21,141
Bust in here and take it?
388
00:18:21,225 --> 00:18:23,060
You must be stupider
than you look.
389
00:18:23,143 --> 00:18:25,479
Stupider like a fox!
390
00:18:33,070 --> 00:18:34,070
I'm okay.
391
00:18:36,865 --> 00:18:39,535
Don't you get it, Springfield?
392
00:18:39,618 --> 00:18:41,370
It's over.
You lose.
393
00:18:41,453 --> 00:18:42,663
Now, if you'll excuse me,
394
00:18:42,746 --> 00:18:44,498
all this talk
has made me hungry.
395
00:18:53,298 --> 00:18:54,633
This is the darkest day
396
00:18:54,716 --> 00:18:56,176
in the history of Springfield.
397
00:18:56,260 --> 00:18:58,554
If anybody wants me,
I'll be in the shower.
398
00:18:58,637 --> 00:19:02,349
There's got to be a way
to get that tree back.
399
00:19:02,432 --> 00:19:03,350
Hey, look!
400
00:19:03,433 --> 00:19:04,434
A hospital.
401
00:19:04,518 --> 00:19:06,103
Pull in there.
402
00:19:06,186 --> 00:19:07,396
D'
403
00:19:07,479 --> 00:19:10,107
Great.
Now I'm upside down.
404
00:19:14,444 --> 00:19:15,362
Dear.
405
00:19:15,445 --> 00:19:16,506
Some thoughtless human being
406
00:19:16,530 --> 00:19:18,198
has parked in a hospital zone.
407
00:19:20,450 --> 00:19:21,994
♪ And I think to myself ♪
408
00:19:22,077 --> 00:19:23,453
♪ What a wonderful world ♪
409
00:19:34,256 --> 00:19:35,257
Hee-hee-hee!
410
00:19:35,340 --> 00:19:36,592
No one in history
411
00:19:36,675 --> 00:19:38,886
has ever done
anything this clever.
412
00:19:43,265 --> 00:19:44,266
I'll get the gate.
413
00:19:48,854 --> 00:19:50,189
That's okay, son.
414
00:19:50,272 --> 00:19:51,732
I'll take care of him.
415
00:19:54,610 --> 00:19:55,694
Faster, son.
416
00:19:55,777 --> 00:19:57,529
He's got a taste for meat now.
417
00:20:05,871 --> 00:20:07,164
Get out here, son.
418
00:20:07,247 --> 00:20:08,957
There's a-doin's a-transpirin'.
419
00:20:09,041 --> 00:20:10,500
Let's shut the gate
and seal them in.
420
00:20:12,085 --> 00:20:13,295
Gun it, Flanders.
421
00:20:14,379 --> 00:20:15,631
It won't start.
422
00:20:15,714 --> 00:20:17,216
Something's draining
the battery.
423
00:20:19,134 --> 00:20:20,302
Sorry.
424
00:20:24,848 --> 00:20:26,767
We made it.
425
00:20:27,893 --> 00:20:28,893
Whoo-hoo!
426
00:20:28,936 --> 00:20:30,479
Eat my shorts, Shelbyville.
427
00:20:30,562 --> 00:20:32,940
Eat my shorts.
428
00:20:33,023 --> 00:20:35,192
Yes, eat all of our shirts.
429
00:20:35,275 --> 00:20:37,736
Ooh, you lousy Springfielders.
430
00:20:37,819 --> 00:20:39,029
Shake harder, boy.
431
00:20:41,490 --> 00:20:42,407
We did it.
432
00:20:42,491 --> 00:20:43,992
All right!
433
00:20:51,208 --> 00:20:52,834
And with that,
434
00:20:52,918 --> 00:20:56,630
a mighty cheer went up from
the heroes of Springfield.
435
00:20:56,713 --> 00:21:00,092
They had brought the sacred tree
back to its native soil.
436
00:21:00,175 --> 00:21:03,053
And though Flanders
was stuck with the impound fee,
437
00:21:03,136 --> 00:21:06,223
he could easily afford it.
438
00:21:06,306 --> 00:21:07,641
More lemonade, Bart?
439
00:21:07,724 --> 00:21:09,184
Absolutely.
440
00:21:11,353 --> 00:21:12,437
Say when.
441
00:21:14,147 --> 00:21:15,583
There are over 14 parts
of the lemon that are edible...
442
00:21:15,607 --> 00:21:17,234
and with that,
443
00:21:17,317 --> 00:21:20,570
a mighty cheer went up from
the heroes of Shelbyville.
444
00:21:20,654 --> 00:21:24,074
They had banished
the awful lemon tree forever
445
00:21:24,157 --> 00:21:25,784
because it was haunted.
446
00:21:25,867 --> 00:21:27,577
Now, let's all celebrate
447
00:21:27,661 --> 00:21:30,998
with a cool glass
of turnip juice.
448
00:21:40,841 --> 00:21:42,551
♪♪
449
00:22:26,428 --> 00:22:27,596
Shh.
450
00:22:30,223 --> 00:22:33,101
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