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♪ The Simpsons ♪
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D'
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Aah!
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Hey, Moe, you got
change for a five?
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Yeah, sure thing, Lenny.
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Ooh!
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A snake in the cash register!
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Great prank, fellas. Great.
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I'm gonna be sick tonight.
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Hey, Moe, you want
to smell my flower?
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Do I!
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I'm burnin' up here!
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Ooh, that's hot.
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Taking advantage of my
alcohol-soaked clothes.
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It's funny...
And it makes you think.
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I need some coffee
before I black out.
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Homer, pass me the sugar.
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This is gonna be great!
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- Geez!
- Man.
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There's sugar
all over the bar now.
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That's not funny, Homer.
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Yeah. We were just
messin' around,
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and you had to go too far!
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How many people want Homer
banned from this place for life?
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- Yeah!
- Yeah!
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Aw, come on, everybody.
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This bar is like a tavern to me.
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Sorry, Homer, you should have
thought of that
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before you gave me
the old "sugar me do."
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I'm taking your caricature
down from Mount Lushmore...
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and I'm pulling
your favorite song
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out of the jukebox.
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"It's Raining Men"?!
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Yeah, not no more, it ain't.
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Ooh!
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Joke's on them.
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I'm still alive.
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Cheer up, Homer.
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Can't.
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Okay.
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What if you pretended
this couch were a bar?
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Then you could spend
more nights at home with us.
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I'm not going to dignify
that with an answer.
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Look on the bright side, Dad.
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Did you know that the Chinese
use the same word
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for "crisis" as they do
for "opportunity"?
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Yes! "Crisitunity!"
You're right!
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I've been wasting my life away
in that dump for years.
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That's it! I'm going to find
a new bar to drink in,
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and I'm going to get drunker
than I've ever been in my entire life!
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Bart, where's my wallet?
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Right here, Dad.
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Thank you!
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Wow. Classy.
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Good evening, sir.
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Would you please leave
without a fuss right now?
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Okay.
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This looks like
a nice, friendly place.
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Sammy, you're too old
to go on a date with two twins
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on the same night you're
supposed to marry Diane
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without Rebecca knowing.
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Okay Carla, I'll make you a bet.
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If this affects
my major league comeback,
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I'll sell the bar.
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Woody, give me a beer.
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I think you've had
enough, Mr. Peterson.
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My chiropractor says I can't
carry you home anymore.
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Just give me another beer,
you brain-dead hick!
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I'll kill you!
I'll kill all of you!
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Woah, settle down Normy.
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Gotta save those
pipes for karaoke.
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I love you guys.
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Wait a minute.
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There's something
bothering me about this place.
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I know!
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This lesbian bar
doesn't have a fire exit!
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Enjoy your deathtrap, ladies.
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What was her problem?
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Greetings, good man.
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Might I trouble you for a drink?
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Get out of here, Homer.
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Homer? Who is Homer?
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My name is Guy Incognito.
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My God.
This man is my exact double!
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That dog has a puffy tail!
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Here, puff! Here, puff!
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The last bar in Springfield.
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If they don't let me in here,
I'm gonna have to quit drinking.
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- Yay!
- Shut up, liver!
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My liver hurts.
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I'd like a beer, please.
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Sorry. You got to be
a pilot to drink in here.
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But I am a pilot.
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Where's your uniform?
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Um... I stowed it safely
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in the overhead compartment.
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Well, you talk the talk.
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Here's a loaner.
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We need a pilot, pronto.
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Who wants to fly
to the windy city?
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- I'll go.
- I'm your man.
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Conditions are a little windy.
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- Well...
- On second thought...
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- You.
- But I...
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Hey, you're not just
impersonating a pilot
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so you can drink here, are you?
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Yeah. That's exactly
why I'm here.
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You fly boys, you crack me up.
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But I keep telling you,
I'm not a pilot!
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And I keep telling you,
you fly boys crack me up!
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Hi. I'm Alan.
I'm your copilot.
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Yeah.
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As a change of pace,
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I'm gonna let you do
most of the work.
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I think you're ready
for it, Alan.
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And, um, I'll just
get us started...
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We'll need that to live.
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If word gets out about this,
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Quasi-Clown Airlines
will be a laughingstock.
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In exchange for your silence,
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I'm prepared to offer
your family free tickets
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to anywhere
in the United States...
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excluding Alaska and Hawaii,
the freak states.
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Woo-hoo!
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Good news, everybody!
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Because I endangered lives,
we can fly anywhere we want!
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- Alaska!
- Hawaii!
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I don't know, Homer.
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We're right in the middle of
the busy housekeeping season.
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But Marge,
you deserve a vacation.
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It's a chance for you to clean up
after us in a whole other state!
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I don't want to be a wet blanket,
but getting on a plane like that
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seems like a hassle
coupled with a burden.
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Come on Marge, I want to shake off
the dust of this one-horse town.
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I want to explore the world.
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I want to watch TV
in a different time zone.
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I want to visit
strange, exotic malls.
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I'm sick of eating hoagies.
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I want a grinder... a sub...
a foot-long hero!
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I want to live, Marge!
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Won't you let me live?!
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Won't you please?!
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So, Marge, pretty sweet?
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I forgot to clean the
lint basket in the dryer.
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If someone broke into
the house and did laundry,
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it could start a fire.
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Great... I specifically asked
not to be seated next to a baby.
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Wow! We must be
really flying high!
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Those people down there
look all tiny and blurry,
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just like the inside
of a cataract.
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Attention, passengers.
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Due to our policy
of overselling flights,
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this flight has been oversold.
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In accordance
with F.A.A. rules,
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the first two people
to the front
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will be upgraded to first class.
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Okay, you two.
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Come on, Bart.
They're going to pamper us.
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Not literally, of course.
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I come for the service,
but I stay for the leg room.
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Flight crew, prepare for takeoff.
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I think I'll go get
a picture of the plane taking off.
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Marge, what's wrong?
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Are you hungry?
Sleepy? Gassy?
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Gassy? Is it gas?
It's gas, isn't it?
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Homer, I've never told
you this before,
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but I'm not a good flyer.
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I have to get off the plane.
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Let me off the plane.
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I'm asking you nicely
to open the doors.
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Take it easy, Marge.
How about if we dope you up real good?
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Let me off!
Let me off!
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Let me off! Let me off!
Let me off! Let me off!
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Let me off! Let me off!
Let me off! Let me off!
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It's okay, Marge.
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We don't need to go on a trip.
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We'll just wait for the
killer bees to come to us.
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You know, I have this feeling
that we forgot something.
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I'm sure it's nothing.
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Mom, are you feeling any better?
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Yes, but I'd rather
not talk about it.
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Permit me to solve the mystery.
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Your mother has a fear
of flying.
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So much for the days when I could
say 'at least my mother's normal.'
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Well, everybody's got
a fear of something.
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Not everybody.
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Sock puppets.
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Where? Where?
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Mom, are you sure you don't
want to discuss it?
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Sure as sugar.
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Lisa, the important thing
is for your mother
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to repress what happened.
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Push it deep down inside her
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so she'll never annoy us again.
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But if we don't encourage her
to vent her feelings,
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they can come out in other ways.
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I just realized we never had
a wedding for the cat and the dog.
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They've been living in sin.
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Mom, you've been cooking
all night?
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Judge, jury and executioner
all rolled into one you are.
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See, Dad? I told you Mom
would have problems.
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No, no, honey, it's all right.
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Really, I'm fine.
I'm all right.
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Mother always said,
"Don't complain."
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Be good. Behave. Behave.
Be nice. Smile. Be polite.
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Don't make waves.
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You heard
your mother's ramblings.
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She's fine, so behave.
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Marge, it's 3:00 A.M.
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Shouldn't you be baking?
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In a little while.
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Mom, can we talk to you?
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Can't talk. Keeping myself
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in a state
of cat-like readiness.
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Neat.
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Anyway Mom,
maybe you should go into therapy.
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No, I don't need therapy.
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I'm fine,
and it's too expensive.
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And I don't believe in it.
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It breaks up families.
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It turns wives against husbands,
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children against fathers,
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neighbors against me.
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You don't have to pay
some fancy psychiatrist
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ten bucks an hour
to get top-notch therapy.
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Hello, Radio Psychic.
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You will die a terrible,
terrible death.
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Ooh, I'm sorry. That was our last caller.
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Okay, I'm getting something now.
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Okay. You will die
a terrible, terrible death.
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- But I...
- Thank you for calling Radio Psychic.
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Do you have a song request?
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"It's Raining Men."
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Now Marge, "Dear Abby" says
seeing films about air travel
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can calm your fears.
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Ooh, here are
some upbeat titles.
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No thanks to the plane,
many of us are still...
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Alive.
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We certainly are.
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Pass me another hunk
of co-pilot.
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Dad, Mom's getting worse.
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You have to take her to
see a real psychiatrist.
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Look how tense she is.
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She's fine.
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Alright Lisa, you got your way.
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Your mom's going
to a psychiatrist.
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She's going to tell
Marge to leave me.
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It'll break up the family
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and you'll have to live
with your grandmother
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and pick beans.
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Dad, I like
picking beans with Grandma.
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Well, keep it up then.
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Okay, I will.
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Good. You do that.
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Fine.
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00:13:45,699 --> 00:13:47,117
You'll be picking many a bean.
257
00:13:47,201 --> 00:13:48,536
Hope I do.
258
00:13:50,579 --> 00:13:51,831
I don't believe it.
259
00:13:51,914 --> 00:13:53,707
Principal Skinner!
260
00:13:53,791 --> 00:13:55,709
Well, well, well.
261
00:13:55,793 --> 00:13:58,045
I never thought
I'd win this easy.
262
00:13:58,128 --> 00:14:00,214
Ha, this has nothing
to do with you, Simpson.
263
00:14:00,297 --> 00:14:04,510
I have many, many issues with
my beloved smother... mother.
264
00:14:04,593 --> 00:14:06,887
Bart, leave that man alone
with his pain and sit down.
265
00:14:06,971 --> 00:14:08,556
Okay.
266
00:14:12,309 --> 00:14:14,270
All right, how much
do you charge?
267
00:14:14,353 --> 00:14:16,856
If money's a problem,
I charge on a sliding scale.
268
00:14:16,939 --> 00:14:19,233
I can go as low as $30 an hour.
269
00:14:19,316 --> 00:14:20,317
Keep sliding.
270
00:14:20,401 --> 00:14:22,236
$30 will be fine.
271
00:14:22,319 --> 00:14:23,946
Whoa, whoa, whoa.
272
00:14:24,029 --> 00:14:26,073
First, what are
your qualifications?
273
00:14:26,156 --> 00:14:27,199
Well...
274
00:14:28,492 --> 00:14:30,286
No.
275
00:14:30,369 --> 00:14:31,954
I'm not here to take
a reading test.
276
00:14:32,037 --> 00:14:34,164
I want to see some credentials.
277
00:14:34,248 --> 00:14:36,000
I'm sorry, Doctor.
278
00:14:36,083 --> 00:14:38,144
He's just afraid you'll blame
all my problems on him.
279
00:14:38,168 --> 00:14:40,087
I'm not here to blame anyone.
280
00:14:41,922 --> 00:14:45,050
Marge, therapy can be an intense process.
281
00:14:45,134 --> 00:14:47,136
We're going to delve deeply
into your subconscious
282
00:14:47,219 --> 00:14:50,306
and we're not going to
stop until we've exposed
283
00:14:50,389 --> 00:14:53,100
the root of your fear of flying.
284
00:14:54,685 --> 00:14:57,521
Don't worry.
This is a private sanctuary
285
00:14:57,605 --> 00:15:01,567
where whatever transpires
will be just between us.
286
00:15:01,650 --> 00:15:03,068
Whuh?
287
00:15:03,152 --> 00:15:04,337
That's just Murray,
the window washer.
288
00:15:04,361 --> 00:15:05,821
He comes every day
at 12:00.
289
00:15:05,905 --> 00:15:08,824
But it's a few seconds
before 12:00.
290
00:15:17,207 --> 00:15:18,626
Ever since you started therapy,
291
00:15:18,709 --> 00:15:20,628
all you can do is talk
about yourself.
292
00:15:20,711 --> 00:15:22,504
Well, what about me, Marge?
293
00:15:22,588 --> 00:15:24,482
I just left my first session,
and I haven't even opened
294
00:15:24,506 --> 00:15:25,883
my mouth yet.
295
00:15:25,966 --> 00:15:27,384
You see? You see?
296
00:15:27,468 --> 00:15:29,929
"I just left my first session
297
00:15:30,012 --> 00:15:33,307
and I haven't opened
my mouth yet."
298
00:15:33,390 --> 00:15:36,852
Marge, there's no simple
explanation for your fear of flying,
299
00:15:36,936 --> 00:15:40,105
but it can probably be traced
to some childhood trauma.
300
00:15:40,189 --> 00:15:41,523
Think back.
301
00:15:41,607 --> 00:15:43,776
What's the earliest memory
you have
302
00:15:43,859 --> 00:15:45,444
of something bad happening?
303
00:15:47,112 --> 00:15:49,782
That would have to be
my first day of school.
304
00:15:51,492 --> 00:15:54,828
They got this thing
called a fire drill.
305
00:15:54,912 --> 00:15:57,206
They use it to drill
a flaming hole
306
00:15:57,289 --> 00:15:58,582
in your head.
307
00:16:00,417 --> 00:16:02,169
And there's only one big toilet,
308
00:16:02,252 --> 00:16:06,006
and they make you
all go at the same time.
309
00:16:08,384 --> 00:16:10,552
The kids at school
were even worse.
310
00:16:16,809 --> 00:16:19,144
Ew! You like The Monkees?
311
00:16:19,228 --> 00:16:21,313
You know they don't
write their own songs.
312
00:16:21,397 --> 00:16:22,898
They do so.
313
00:16:22,982 --> 00:16:24,501
They don't even play
their own instruments.
314
00:16:24,525 --> 00:16:26,527
No! No!
315
00:16:26,610 --> 00:16:28,904
That's not even
Michael Nesmith's real hat.
316
00:16:31,156 --> 00:16:32,658
Kids can be so cruel.
317
00:16:32,741 --> 00:16:34,910
But it's true.
They didn't write their own songs
318
00:16:34,994 --> 00:16:36,745
or play their own instruments.
319
00:16:36,829 --> 00:16:38,998
The Monkees
weren't about music, Marge.
320
00:16:39,081 --> 00:16:42,543
They were about rebellion,
about political and social upheaval!
321
00:16:44,878 --> 00:16:47,381
Did you talk about
me in therapy today?
322
00:16:47,464 --> 00:16:48,464
I don't think so.
323
00:16:48,507 --> 00:16:50,134
Tell me the truth!
324
00:16:50,217 --> 00:16:52,386
Don't tell her
I raised my voice! Don't.
325
00:16:54,013 --> 00:16:55,723
Happy family, happy family.
326
00:16:55,806 --> 00:16:58,851
I keep having the same dream.
327
00:16:58,934 --> 00:17:03,272
I am the mother
from "Lost in Space".
328
00:17:03,355 --> 00:17:05,024
Ready for breakfast,
Dr. Smith?
329
00:17:05,107 --> 00:17:07,776
Being stuck on this
Godforsaken planet
330
00:17:07,860 --> 00:17:10,863
has vanquished what
little appetite I have.
331
00:17:14,074 --> 00:17:15,617
Warning! Warning!
332
00:17:15,701 --> 00:17:19,329
Dr. Smith refuses
to do his astro chores.
333
00:17:19,413 --> 00:17:22,583
Why, you clattering
clank of cogs and...
334
00:17:22,666 --> 00:17:24,853
My dear lady, as you well know,
my back is a disaster area.
335
00:17:24,877 --> 00:17:27,254
D'the pain.
D'the pain of it all!
336
00:17:27,337 --> 00:17:29,548
Danger! Danger!
337
00:17:29,631 --> 00:17:32,009
My hooks are flailing wildly!
338
00:17:35,095 --> 00:17:36,013
Wait!
339
00:17:36,096 --> 00:17:38,015
Daddy, wait, please!
340
00:17:38,098 --> 00:17:41,769
Don't leave!
Take me with you!
341
00:17:41,852 --> 00:17:44,396
Marge, are you aware
you just said
342
00:17:44,480 --> 00:17:46,648
"Please don't leave"
to your Daddy?
343
00:17:46,732 --> 00:17:47,732
No, I didn't.
344
00:17:47,775 --> 00:17:49,318
Yes, you did.
345
00:17:49,401 --> 00:17:51,401
And you also infringed
on any number of copyrights.
346
00:17:52,196 --> 00:17:55,032
Now, let's talk
about your father.
347
00:17:55,115 --> 00:17:58,327
Sure, okay. I'll talk about Father...
Father Christmas.
348
00:17:58,410 --> 00:18:00,370
That's what they call
Santa Claus in England.
349
00:18:00,454 --> 00:18:02,140
They drive on the
wrong side of the road there.
350
00:18:02,164 --> 00:18:04,041
Now that's crazy.
351
00:18:04,124 --> 00:18:06,376
People are always saying
how small England is,
352
00:18:06,460 --> 00:18:09,254
but you couldn't fit it all in here.
Not by a long shot.
353
00:18:09,338 --> 00:18:11,465
You know what?
I'm cured.
354
00:18:11,548 --> 00:18:14,676
Marge, get back here
and tell me about your father.
355
00:18:14,760 --> 00:18:16,386
What did he do for a living?
356
00:18:16,470 --> 00:18:18,555
Okay.
357
00:18:18,639 --> 00:18:21,391
Okay, but you're going
to make a big deal out of this.
358
00:18:21,475 --> 00:18:23,185
He was a pilot.
359
00:18:23,268 --> 00:18:24,853
A pilot?!
360
00:18:24,937 --> 00:18:26,271
This is a big deal.
361
00:18:26,355 --> 00:18:28,732
You see?
362
00:18:28,816 --> 00:18:31,193
Marge, this may not
be the best time to bring this up,
363
00:18:31,276 --> 00:18:33,320
but your last check bounced.
364
00:18:33,403 --> 00:18:35,280
Wait. I'm remembering
something.
365
00:18:35,364 --> 00:18:37,199
Yes, Marge,
there's still the matter of...
366
00:18:37,282 --> 00:18:38,867
I was a little girl.
367
00:18:41,995 --> 00:18:44,248
Good-bye, Margie.
368
00:18:44,331 --> 00:18:46,667
Be a good girl now.
369
00:18:46,750 --> 00:18:49,044
Why does Daddy have to leave?
370
00:18:49,128 --> 00:18:50,337
Because he's a pilot.
371
00:18:50,420 --> 00:18:53,132
He flies all over the world.
372
00:18:53,215 --> 00:18:55,342
I want to see Daddy fly.
373
00:18:55,425 --> 00:18:57,261
Margie!
No, come back!
374
00:19:00,139 --> 00:19:03,016
Daddy? Daddy,
where are you, Da..?
375
00:19:03,100 --> 00:19:04,893
So who wants
a pre-flight cookie?
376
00:19:04,977 --> 00:19:06,687
Fig Newtons? Hydrox?
377
00:19:06,770 --> 00:19:08,063
Daddy?
378
00:19:08,147 --> 00:19:09,648
Aah!
379
00:19:09,731 --> 00:19:15,779
Don't look at me!
Don't look at me!
380
00:19:20,033 --> 00:19:22,411
My father was a stewardess.
381
00:19:22,494 --> 00:19:26,039
Marge, there's nothing
to be ashamed of here.
382
00:19:26,123 --> 00:19:27,541
Today, male flight attendants,
383
00:19:27,624 --> 00:19:30,752
or stewards, are common.
384
00:19:30,836 --> 00:19:31,753
They are?
385
00:19:31,837 --> 00:19:33,046
Yes.
386
00:19:33,130 --> 00:19:35,674
Thanks to trailblazers
like your father.
387
00:19:35,757 --> 00:19:37,467
You might say he was a pioneer.
388
00:19:37,551 --> 00:19:41,638
Yeah. You might even say
he was an American hero.
389
00:19:41,722 --> 00:19:43,515
Let's not go nuts.
390
00:19:43,599 --> 00:19:44,933
The important thing
391
00:19:45,017 --> 00:19:48,228
is that we've pinpointed
the precise moment
392
00:19:48,312 --> 00:19:50,981
when you developed
your fear of flying.
393
00:19:51,064 --> 00:19:53,609
Wait. Some other stuff's
coming back to me.
394
00:19:55,152 --> 00:19:57,196
Open wide.
395
00:19:57,279 --> 00:20:00,115
Here comes the airplane.
396
00:20:10,709 --> 00:20:14,213
This is what a cornfield
looks like, honey.
397
00:20:19,468 --> 00:20:21,887
You think those things
could also have contributed
398
00:20:21,970 --> 00:20:23,305
to my fear of flying?
399
00:20:23,388 --> 00:20:25,057
Yes, yes,
it's all a rich tapestry.
400
00:20:25,140 --> 00:20:28,060
Well, thank you, Doctor.
You've changed my life.
401
00:20:28,143 --> 00:20:30,687
You know Marge, we've really
just begun to scratch the surface.
402
00:20:30,771 --> 00:20:33,941
There's still the far more
serious problem of your husband.
403
00:20:34,024 --> 00:20:36,377
That's okay, you don't have to make
her into some kind of superwoman.
404
00:20:36,401 --> 00:20:38,237
She can get on the plane.
That's plenty.
405
00:20:38,320 --> 00:20:39,821
Thank you, Doctor.
406
00:20:39,905 --> 00:20:42,074
Whenever the wind whistles
through the leaves,
407
00:20:42,157 --> 00:20:46,453
I'll think
Lowenstein, Lowenstein.
408
00:20:46,536 --> 00:20:47,788
My name is Zweig.
409
00:20:47,871 --> 00:20:49,456
Lowenstein...
410
00:20:57,506 --> 00:21:00,092
Don't worry about
a thing, honey.
411
00:21:00,175 --> 00:21:02,344
I'm going to help
you through this.
412
00:21:05,222 --> 00:21:06,807
Those are all normal noises.
413
00:21:07,933 --> 00:21:09,768
Luggage compartment closing..
414
00:21:09,851 --> 00:21:11,270
Cross-checking.
415
00:21:11,353 --> 00:21:13,772
Just sit back and relax.
416
00:21:16,191 --> 00:21:20,570
That's just
the engine powering up.
417
00:21:20,654 --> 00:21:24,241
That's just
the engine struggling.
418
00:21:27,327 --> 00:21:30,455
That's just a carp
swimming around your ankles.
419
00:21:39,881 --> 00:21:41,883
♪♪
420
00:22:25,385 --> 00:22:26,803
Shh!
421
00:22:29,598 --> 00:22:32,267
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