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-[Man Shouting In Chinese]
- [ Shouting In Unison ]
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[Shouting In Unison]
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♪♪ [Drums Pounding]
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♪♪ [Traditional Chinese]
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[Woman] The princess nodded,
and the frog said,
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"That which you have promised,
you must perform."
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Very good.
Keep reading.
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"So the princess leaned in
and kissed the frog,
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" but as she did, he became
a handsome prince,
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"and they rode off
to his kingdom,
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where they lived
happily ever after. "
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Happily ever after.
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There's no such thing
as " happily ever after."
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Not for a real princess.
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The prince my father wants me
to marry will always be a frog.
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My offer still stands.
I will help you get to America.
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- [ Whispers ] America ?
-[Princess] That's very kind.
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[Man] But we're running out of time.
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I know of a ship bound for America,
but we must leave tonight.
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- Leave tonight ?
- We must hurry, Princess.
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Hurry, Princess.
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[ Shouting In Unison ]
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-[Captain] Mung Goo Hi.
- [ Shouts ]
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-Zhou Hei.
- [ Shouts ]
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- Chow Lu.
- [ Shouts ]
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[ All Shouting ]
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[ Shouting In Unison ]
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[ Whistling ]
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Oh, yeah.
Oh, yeah, that's it.
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Okay. Great.
Great. Okay.
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Come here. Look at this.
Spent a lot of time on this.
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Now, pay attention,
'cause I don't want any mistakes.
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Now, I've calculated the speed of
the train and the speed of our horses.
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We meet at this vector.
The only variable is the wind.
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- Technically, if you travel
over here on the horses--
- Is this the train ?
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All right. We're just gonna wing it...
like we always do.
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- [ Chuckles ]
- Ride down, jump on the train,
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hoorah the money, head back
to the cathouse, all right ?
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- Mm-hmm.
- Let's go. Come on. Move out. Go !
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You okay ? Nervous ? It's all right
to be nervous when you're new.
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You'll be okay.
I'll keep an eye on you.
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All you gotta do is follow my lead.
All right, look alive, outlaws !
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[ All Whooping ]
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[Wang Reading] "So the princess
leaned in and kissed the frog,
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"but as she did,
he became a handsome prince,
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"and they rode off
to his kingdom,
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where they lived
happily ever after. "
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[ Chattering, Indistinct ]
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Reach for the sky,
ladies and gentlemen !
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Touch that gun and I'll
blow your god damn head off!
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What are you doin' ? I sorta like
to be the only guy that talks, Wallace.
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- All right. I'm sorry.
- That's okay. That's okay. Good.
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Don't worry. Come on, come on.
Big 'Un, let's go.
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Why is the new guy talking ?
Where did you get this guy ?
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You know I'm the only one who talks.
Okay, everybody keep calm.
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[Wallace] You think
you're gonna shoot me ? Is that right ?
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What you got right in here ?
Yeah, you got this gun ?
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You think you're gonna
do something with that gun ?
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Come on, Lady Bird.
You got anything in here besides yarn ?
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-[Wallace] You got it out for me !
- Hey !
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Whoa, whoa,
whoa, whoa, whoa. No.
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Come here. Come here.
We don't steal from women.
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Get over here.
Take that side.
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Give me your hand.
Give me your hand.
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I'm so sorry about that.
I apologize.
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First time you've
seen an outlaw ?
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Scared ?
Kind of excited too ?
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All mixed up ?
Yeah.
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Last train we robbed, we were naked,
it was so hot out.
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Yeah, it was somethin'.
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[ Sighs ]
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Yeah, it's got
my initials right there.
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- [Men Shouting]
- What are you lookin' at ?
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- [Woman Screams]
- [ Screams ]
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Wait ! Stop !
Where did you get this guy ?
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- Texas.
- Texas ? Are you insane ?
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Just shoot me now, 'cause I don't
understand what we're doing here.
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Sir, sir, sir, sir. Come here,
come here, come here. Sit down.
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- Excuse me. [ Speaking Chinese ]
- Sir, sit down.
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[Gunshot]
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- What happened ?
Wallace, what are you doing ?
- I'm just wingin' it.
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No ! That's not
how we wing it !
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No more winging it !
Stop ! Come on, Big 'Un.
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- You've lost your
"winging it" privileges.
- Damn.
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Damn !
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[Speaking Chinese]
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[ Speaking Chinese ]
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Who killed my uncle ?
Who did this ?
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[ Yells ]
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Give me the dynamite.
Give me the dynamite.
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No, no, no, no. You stay here.
You don't get to come.
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- Keep an eye on Wing Nut.
- Hey, Blue, looky here !
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Okay.
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- Who killed my uncle ?
- What the hell is this,
the Orient Express ?
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- Get him !
- Come here !
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[Gunfire Continues]
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[Gunfire Continues]
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Wh-- Hey !
The safe's getting ready to blow !
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Get ready to reap
the fruits of our labor.
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Move it! Let's go !
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Roy, you just blew
the shit out of our fruits.
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Oh, shit.
[ Grunts ]
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We got a Chinaman
to catch.
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Stop ! Stop !
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Stop ! Stop !
Turn around !
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Turn around !
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- [ Cocks Pistol ]
- What the--
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- Who are you ?
- [Wallace] Hey, Roy !
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Don't you worry about a thing !
I got you covered !
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- [ Whoops ]
- No !
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- No !
- [ Yells ]
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Roll, baby, roll !
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[ Chuckling ]
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[Wallace] Reach for the sky,
O'Bannon ! It's my gang now!
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[ Horse Whinnies ]
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I don't understand.
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You said your friend
had a large estate.
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He does.
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- What exactly does he do ?
- Well, you could say. ..
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he's a philanthropist.
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He helps Chinese immigrants
get back on their feet.
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Welcome to America,
Princess.
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Lo Fong.
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Forgive me
if I do not bow.
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Calvin, this man
is a trai--
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Traitor.
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[ Scoffs ] Why ? Because he ran away
from the Forbidden City ?
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[ Grunts ]
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Your reward is on the table,
Mr. Andrews.
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Well, now you're gonna have to
double it, or I'm gonna kill her.
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One thing about the Chinese,
Mr. Andrews --
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[ Slurps ]
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Aah !
[ Grunts ]
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- We do not renegotiate.
- [ Choking ]
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[Body Hits Floor]
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Whatever you think
I'm going to do for you,
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you're wrong.
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It was just
like a nightmare.
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You wouldn't believe it
if I told you.
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My gang left me in the desert.
I felt like all the other
cowboys hated my guts.
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Everyone was-- I just missed you.
I missed all of you.
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[ All ] We missed you too, Roy.
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I think it's
medication time.
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Come here,
devil woman.
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Oh. Mmm.
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Oh !
Ooh, that's naughty.
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Ohh. Ow, careful.
Careful with that.
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Ow, ow. Careful.
Ow.
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Ow. Aaaah !
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[ Screaming ]
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Holy crap ! The vultures are
eating my head!
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Aaaah ! Aaaah !
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Help ! Help !
My gang buried me !
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They left me
for dead!
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Ooh ! Ooh.
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Oh, thank heavens.
I thought you were a mirage.
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- Oh, come on. Water.
- You.
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- You killed my uncle !
- Bull !
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That was Wallace
all the way.
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- He was one of your bandits.
- He wasn't part of my gang.
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He was a new guy.
He's crazy as a road lizard.
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- You deserve to die.
- Hold on a second.
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You know what
no one's saying here ?
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I had a chance to kill you
on that train, and I chose not to.
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'Cause I'm not
a barbarian.
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- Hey ! Where are you going ?
- Carson City.
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I'm closer to diggin' myself to China
than you are to gettin' to Carson City.
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- Hey !
- Which way ?
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Hey, that's better.
Dig me out and I'll show you.
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-[Vulture Squawks]
- Which way ?
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You see the...
mountains over there ?
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Carson City
is on the other side.
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All right, dig me out.
I kept my end of the bargain.
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- Dig me out.
-[Vulture Squawks]
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Dig.
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Hey ! Hey !
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- Come on !
- Don't talk. Just dig.
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[ Coughing ]
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Aargh !
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[ Muttering ]
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[ Panting ]
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[ Whooping ]
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[ Horse Whinnying ]
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[Whooping]
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[ Speaking Chinese ]
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[ Whooping ]
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[ Groans ]
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[ Screams ]
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Hey !
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[ Groans ]
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- [ Speaking Chinese ]
- [ Speaking Sioux ]
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- ♪♪ [ Tribal Drums ]
- [ Chanting ]
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[Whooping]
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00:26:22,437 --> 00:26:26,635
[ Speaking Slowly ]
Where is Carson City ?
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00:27:01,476 --> 00:27:03,706
[ Laughing ]
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[ Laughing, Coughing ]
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00:27:20,662 --> 00:27:22,687
[ Sniffs ]
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00:27:36,111 --> 00:27:38,443
[ Sighs ]
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- [ Grunts ]
- [ All Cheering ]
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00:28:46,548 --> 00:28:48,948
[ Speaking Chinese ]
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00:29:06,568 --> 00:29:09,935
- How.
- How.
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00:29:11,372 --> 00:29:13,169
- How.
- How.
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00:29:13,274 --> 00:29:17,472
- How. How. How. How.
- How.
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00:29:34,495 --> 00:29:37,692
[ Speaking Sioux ]
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00:29:39,167 --> 00:29:41,465
[ Cheering ]
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00:29:42,604 --> 00:29:46,665
[ Stammering ]
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00:29:46,774 --> 00:29:49,242
[ Speaking Chinese ]
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00:30:00,288 --> 00:30:03,086
[ Speaking Sioux ]
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00:30:04,592 --> 00:30:08,050
- [ Repeats Phrase ]
- [ Repeats Phrase ]
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00:30:08,162 --> 00:30:10,221
[ Repeats Phrase ]
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00:30:15,870 --> 00:30:18,566
[ Popping Sound ]
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00:30:21,309 --> 00:30:25,541
[ Repeating Phrase ]
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00:30:51,872 --> 00:30:55,239
I thought
you might be hungry.
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00:30:55,342 --> 00:30:58,038
- [ Speaking Chinese ]
- [Dishes Clatter]
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00:31:00,013 --> 00:31:04,450
-You were wrong.
-You would find me a much better host...
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00:31:04,551 --> 00:31:07,577
if we could come to
some sort of an arrangement.
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00:31:10,591 --> 00:31:12,991
An arrangement ?
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00:31:13,093 --> 00:31:16,290
Like the one you have with the slaves
working on this railroad ?
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00:31:18,398 --> 00:31:21,333
These people
are free to leave.
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00:31:22,870 --> 00:31:24,963
What do you
want with me ?
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00:31:26,840 --> 00:31:30,742
Once I have the emperor's gold,
my work will be complete.
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00:31:35,115 --> 00:31:37,640
Princess.
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00:31:40,854 --> 00:31:42,947
I think it is time for you
to be among your people.
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00:31:50,597 --> 00:31:53,691
They don't look like any injuns
I ever seen, Jedediah.
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00:31:53,800 --> 00:31:57,099
That's because they're not
injuns, woman ! They're Jews !
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[ Chickens Clucking ]
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♪♪ [Honky-Tonk Piano]
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00:33:08,608 --> 00:33:10,701
[Men Laughing]
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You, stay.
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00:33:25,458 --> 00:33:27,790
[ Popping Sound ]
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[ Clicking Sounds ]
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00:33:30,296 --> 00:33:32,594
[ Groans ]
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00:33:32,699 --> 00:33:35,463
[People Laughing]
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00:33:39,505 --> 00:33:42,269
- [ Chattering ]
- ♪♪ [Continues]
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00:33:52,852 --> 00:33:54,945
You guys,
get a load of this.
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[Chattering Stops]
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00:34:05,098 --> 00:34:10,331
- How.
- [ All Laughing ]
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00:34:20,780 --> 00:34:22,941
Is this Carson City ?
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00:34:24,717 --> 00:34:27,117
No, this ain't
Carson City, Chief.
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00:34:27,220 --> 00:34:30,781
You're gonna have to get
your firewater somewhere else.
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00:35:13,599 --> 00:35:16,659
[Man] All right, Roy, ante up.
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[People Laughing]
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- And stay out!
- [ Whinnies ]
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[ Whinnies ]
246
00:35:36,456 --> 00:35:39,186
[ Clicking Sound ]
247
00:35:44,030 --> 00:35:46,362
You bounce back fast,
kimosabe.
248
00:35:55,375 --> 00:35:57,673
Ow.
249
00:35:57,777 --> 00:36:00,507
What are you doin' here ? I thought
you were going to Carson City.
250
00:36:00,613 --> 00:36:03,844
You ! You gave me
bad directions !
251
00:36:03,950 --> 00:36:07,113
No, I gave you
wrong directions.
252
00:36:07,220 --> 00:36:10,917
You want
your toothpicks back ?
253
00:36:11,023 --> 00:36:14,356
- You got a lot of nerve,
comin' in here with that--
- Give it back to me !
254
00:36:24,504 --> 00:36:28,201
- Ain't that somethin' ?
- [ Laughs ]
255
00:36:30,510 --> 00:36:33,445
Take your hand
off me.
256
00:36:40,019 --> 00:36:41,782
- Ohh !
- Ohh !
257
00:36:44,757 --> 00:36:46,952
Hey, I just want to go
to Carson City !
258
00:36:47,059 --> 00:36:49,960
♪♪ [Rock]
259
00:37:21,594 --> 00:37:24,461
You're goin'
for a ride !
260
00:37:24,564 --> 00:37:27,499
Aaah ! Aaah !
261
00:37:30,903 --> 00:37:33,133
[ Chuckles ]
262
00:37:59,398 --> 00:38:01,832
No !
263
00:38:01,934 --> 00:38:05,233
[Blows Landing]
264
00:38:09,408 --> 00:38:11,842
Yes ! Yeah !
265
00:38:14,013 --> 00:38:16,709
Yes ! Yes !
266
00:38:16,816 --> 00:38:19,307
No ! No !
267
00:38:19,418 --> 00:38:21,511
Sorry !
I'm sorry !
268
00:38:21,621 --> 00:38:23,589
You !
[ Yells ]
269
00:38:34,700 --> 00:38:36,691
[ Gunshot ]
270
00:38:41,374 --> 00:38:45,367
- Who in the hell started this ?
- The Chinaman.
271
00:38:47,646 --> 00:38:50,012
[ Shouting I n Chinese ]
272
00:38:50,115 --> 00:38:52,879
Let me out !
Give me the book back !
273
00:38:52,985 --> 00:38:55,954
I have to go to Carson City
to rescue the princess !
274
00:38:56,055 --> 00:38:59,024
- You've got the wrong person !
I don't belong here !
- ♪♪ [ Harmonica ]
275
00:38:59,124 --> 00:39:01,217
Hey !
[ Speaking Chinese ]
276
00:39:01,327 --> 00:39:04,296
Keep goin' with the Chinese. That's
workin'. They're about to let you out.
277
00:39:04,396 --> 00:39:08,264
- Give me the book back !
- For cryin' out loud, just
give him the book back, please.
278
00:39:08,367 --> 00:39:10,562
- If it'll give us some peace
and quiet-- Forget about it.
- Open it up !
279
00:39:10,669 --> 00:39:13,729
- They're not givin' you
the book back. Drop the book.
- I wasted enough time with you.
280
00:39:13,839 --> 00:39:17,297
- What ? You've wasted enough
time with me ? What about me ?
- Give me the book !
281
00:39:17,409 --> 00:39:19,536
- Listen for a second. Stop !
- Give me the book ! Hey !
282
00:39:19,645 --> 00:39:23,046
Listen ! Stop !
You're not in the East, okay ?
283
00:39:23,148 --> 00:39:26,948
You're not in China. This is the West.
The sun doesn't rise here, it sets here,
284
00:39:27,052 --> 00:39:30,920
and you're closer
to getting us hung than you are
getting that book back, okay ?
285
00:39:32,558 --> 00:39:36,289
Now, just--
I like that.
286
00:39:36,395 --> 00:39:38,556
That's what I'm talking about.
You're wound so tight.
287
00:39:38,664 --> 00:39:41,428
You're the most irritable guy I've ever
been around. Just relax for a second.
288
00:39:41,533 --> 00:39:44,468
Take ten minutes, and then
you can go back to screaming, I promise.
289
00:39:44,570 --> 00:39:47,733
I'll join you.
Okay, just relax for a second.
290
00:39:49,775 --> 00:39:52,107
Come on, sit down.
291
00:39:54,113 --> 00:39:56,581
Come on.
292
00:40:00,886 --> 00:40:03,855
Just relax.
293
00:40:03,956 --> 00:40:06,584
Is that relaxed ?
294
00:40:06,692 --> 00:40:10,253
You look sort of
rigid there.
295
00:40:10,362 --> 00:40:12,489
You know what ?
We got off on the wrong foot.
296
00:40:12,598 --> 00:40:15,931
Let's try to start again.
297
00:40:16,035 --> 00:40:18,663
Man, you sure can fight.
298
00:40:18,771 --> 00:40:20,966
I've never seen anything like that.
[ Imitating Karate Yells ]
299
00:40:21,073 --> 00:40:24,201
It was--
300
00:40:24,309 --> 00:40:27,437
I'm trying to give you
a compliment.
301
00:40:27,546 --> 00:40:30,606
You're not still mad about me pointin'
you in the wrong direction, are you ?
302
00:40:30,716 --> 00:40:34,208
Come on. You gotta be able
to laugh at stuff like that.
303
00:40:34,319 --> 00:40:37,880
Like me in the desert. I don't
hold any grudges. I laugh about it.
304
00:40:37,990 --> 00:40:41,187
I'm not angry at you. You just
left me there with chopsticks to die.
305
00:40:41,293 --> 00:40:45,627
Roy, all by his lonesome. Just me
and the buzzards pickin 'at my head.
306
00:40:47,966 --> 00:40:51,458
You're a very silent man,
aren't you ?
307
00:40:51,570 --> 00:40:53,731
You weren't expecting to see
old Roy in that bar, were you ?
308
00:40:53,839 --> 00:40:55,830
Be honest.
Were you ? Huh ?
309
00:40:59,912 --> 00:41:01,880
Did you really
use those chopsticks ?
310
00:41:01,980 --> 00:41:05,245
You better believe it.
311
00:41:05,350 --> 00:41:08,547
Now you laugh. That's funny.
I gotta remember that one.
312
00:41:08,654 --> 00:41:14,149
- So, who are you ?
- I'm Imperial Guard
to the Emperor of China.
313
00:41:14,259 --> 00:41:16,693
China.
314
00:41:16,795 --> 00:41:21,198
- What's with the book ?
- The book belongs to Princess Pei Pei.
315
00:41:21,300 --> 00:41:23,097
- Who ?
- Princess Pei Pei.
316
00:41:23,202 --> 00:41:25,693
She was kidnapped
from the Forbidden City.
317
00:41:25,804 --> 00:41:29,103
Forbidden City ?
I like that, the Forbidden City.
318
00:41:29,208 --> 00:41:34,043
A princess kidnapped.
It's so mysterious. Oh, go ahead.
319
00:41:34,146 --> 00:41:36,376
The emperor sent us
to get her back.
320
00:41:36,482 --> 00:41:38,712
Us ? You mean your friends
from the train ?
321
00:41:38,817 --> 00:41:43,880
They are also Imperial Guards.
They have four days to bring
the gold to Carson City.
322
00:41:43,989 --> 00:41:46,856
- What gold ?
- The gold for the princess.
323
00:41:49,661 --> 00:41:51,856
The gold--
Was the gold on the train ?
324
00:41:51,964 --> 00:41:53,693
Yes.
325
00:41:58,570 --> 00:42:01,130
How much gold ?
326
00:42:01,240 --> 00:42:04,698
One hundred thousand pieces.
327
00:42:04,810 --> 00:42:08,974
Sir ? Sir ?
Could you hand us that book, please ?
328
00:42:09,081 --> 00:42:11,311
Sir, there's been
a mistake. He has--
329
00:42:11,416 --> 00:42:13,748
Sir-- Yeah.
330
00:42:23,595 --> 00:42:27,156
We're gonna get that book,
and we're gonna get you out of here.
331
00:42:27,266 --> 00:42:30,064
- You help me escape ?
- Shh. Yes.
332
00:42:30,169 --> 00:42:33,138
- Why ?
- Why ? I'm gonna tell you why.
333
00:42:33,238 --> 00:42:35,763
Because there are some things
in this world that are just wrong,
334
00:42:35,874 --> 00:42:38,843
and stealing a princess
is one of them.
335
00:42:38,944 --> 00:42:41,071
Yeah.
That's wrong.
336
00:42:41,180 --> 00:42:44,274
I'll tell you another thing.
I feel guilty about leading you
up that mountain.
337
00:42:44,383 --> 00:42:46,578
What was I thinking ?
How much time did we waste there ?
338
00:42:46,685 --> 00:42:49,415
That was stupid.
It wasn't funny. All right ?
339
00:42:49,521 --> 00:42:51,785
Now, sit tight and let me
figure this out.
340
00:42:53,058 --> 00:42:55,356
All right,
come on, Roy.
341
00:42:55,460 --> 00:42:59,453
Maybe-- Maybe I pretend to be sick, then
attack the guards when they come in.
342
00:42:59,565 --> 00:43:01,760
Okay, you mean
the sick prisoner routine ?
343
00:43:01,867 --> 00:43:04,131
Yeah. Does that still
work in China ?
344
00:43:04,236 --> 00:43:06,204
'Cause here it's sorta
been done to death.
345
00:43:08,907 --> 00:43:11,467
- I have another idea.
- No, no, no, no, no.
346
00:43:11,577 --> 00:43:14,842
Here's how you help me. You
stay on your side of the room,
let me figure it out over here.
347
00:43:14,947 --> 00:43:17,142
Okay, you play over there.
348
00:43:20,252 --> 00:43:23,449
Think. Think.
What do we got here ? Oh, yeah.
349
00:43:23,555 --> 00:43:25,386
Okay.
350
00:43:25,490 --> 00:43:29,153
We got wood. We got a wall
made out of wood.
351
00:43:29,261 --> 00:43:31,320
That's good.
Oh, we got pillows.
352
00:43:34,166 --> 00:43:37,465
We got pillows, sheets.
We got the sheets and the mattress.
353
00:43:37,569 --> 00:43:41,130
Okay, let's put it all together.
Let's think. Add it up, add it up.
354
00:43:41,240 --> 00:43:44,175
What do we got ?
What do we got ?
355
00:43:46,478 --> 00:43:48,673
What are you doing ?
Stop ! Stop !
356
00:43:48,780 --> 00:43:50,907
- What are you doing ?
- Shh.
357
00:43:51,016 --> 00:43:54,213
- Hold this for me.
- No, no. That's your shirt.
You hold it.
358
00:44:00,692 --> 00:44:03,422
I like your energy,
but I'm not with you.
359
00:44:03,528 --> 00:44:07,157
- When the shirt gets wet,
it doesn't break.
- I don't know what that means.
360
00:44:07,266 --> 00:44:09,530
And then--
361
00:44:13,005 --> 00:44:16,372
Okay. And then what--
Then with the wet shirt, you--
362
00:44:16,475 --> 00:44:19,774
You bend the bars.
That's the pay-off.
363
00:44:19,878 --> 00:44:21,869
Don't waste my time
with stuff like that, okay ?
364
00:44:21,980 --> 00:44:24,505
A 2,000-year-old civilization,
that's all you can come up with ?
365
00:44:24,616 --> 00:44:27,016
Shame on you.
Shame on you.
366
00:44:35,160 --> 00:44:39,028
Come on. Stop, please.
It's embarrassing.
367
00:44:42,834 --> 00:44:45,029
[ Metal Creaking ]
368
00:44:50,976 --> 00:44:53,570
- See ? I told you so.
- No, you said, "Wet shirt don't break,"
369
00:44:53,679 --> 00:44:55,704
not " Piss shirt
bend bar."
370
00:44:57,482 --> 00:44:59,450
- Twist it.
- Help.
371
00:44:59,551 --> 00:45:02,042
Okay, there.
Get it. There you go.
372
00:45:03,755 --> 00:45:06,121
Just one more.
Yeah.
373
00:45:06,224 --> 00:45:08,590
You're as strong as an ox !
Go ! You can do it !
374
00:45:11,663 --> 00:45:14,063
There, you got it !
We're gettin' it !
375
00:45:15,600 --> 00:45:17,761
- Hold it for me. I'll get through.
- Okay.
376
00:45:17,869 --> 00:45:20,269
No, no, no. You hold it
and I'll go through.
377
00:45:26,611 --> 00:45:29,944
[ Groans ]
No ! Not your hand ! Stop.
378
00:45:31,116 --> 00:45:33,107
- Hold it.
- Adios, sucker.
379
00:45:33,218 --> 00:45:36,517
- What ?
- I'm just kidding. Come on. Go.
380
00:45:36,621 --> 00:45:38,680
I wouldn't leave
my old pal there.
381
00:45:38,790 --> 00:45:41,020
Go.
Really squeeze.
382
00:45:43,628 --> 00:45:45,619
No, no, no, no.
Grab this, grab that.
383
00:45:47,399 --> 00:45:49,799
Work your magic
right here.
384
00:45:52,270 --> 00:45:55,262
-Too dry.
-What ? Juice it up. Juice it up. Go.
385
00:45:55,374 --> 00:45:58,275
I can't !
No more !
386
00:45:58,377 --> 00:46:00,470
Ah, damn it.
387
00:46:00,579 --> 00:46:03,878
Come on out, little Roy.
Work your magic.
388
00:46:06,785 --> 00:46:09,777
♪♪ [ Harmonica ]
389
00:46:09,888 --> 00:46:13,051
- Hurry up.
- I'm trying, I'm trying.
390
00:46:13,158 --> 00:46:15,888
- Stop ! Don't look at me.
- Relax !
391
00:46:17,729 --> 00:46:19,788
- Relax. It'll come.
- Thanks.
392
00:46:19,898 --> 00:46:22,799
- That helps. Yeah. Good.
- Is that called relax ?
393
00:46:38,016 --> 00:46:40,416
Whoa !
394
00:46:49,027 --> 00:46:52,053
Sheriff! Oh, thank God
you're here. Get the guns !
395
00:47:01,473 --> 00:47:03,998
- Get my book !
- I got it !
396
00:47:04,109 --> 00:47:07,738
Whoa, whoa.
Wow, who's the pretty lady ?
397
00:47:07,846 --> 00:47:10,406
- That's my wife.
- How long you been in this country ?
398
00:47:10,515 --> 00:47:12,915
- Four days.
- Nice work.
399
00:47:16,054 --> 00:47:18,454
Hello.
400
00:47:18,557 --> 00:47:21,025
Come on.
Let's adios, partner.
401
00:47:21,126 --> 00:47:23,094
Hyah !
402
00:47:28,066 --> 00:47:30,091
[Roy] Well, best of luck to you.
403
00:47:30,201 --> 00:47:34,570
- Guess this is what
your people call sayonara.
- ♪♪ [Blows Harmonica]
404
00:47:34,672 --> 00:47:37,573
Looks like Fido's giving you
some problems there.
405
00:47:37,675 --> 00:47:39,700
You want me to, uh,
give you a hand ?
406
00:47:39,811 --> 00:47:42,746
- No, I can do it.
- Sure, you can.
407
00:47:42,847 --> 00:47:45,441
How is a greenhorn like you
gonna make it to Carson City. ..
408
00:47:45,550 --> 00:47:48,314
and rescue
this princess ?
409
00:47:48,419 --> 00:47:51,286
[ Sighs ]
Stop, stop, stop, stop.
410
00:47:53,224 --> 00:47:56,955
I can't take it any more.
Watch me do it.
411
00:47:58,830 --> 00:48:01,958
Get it like this
and you put it up high.
412
00:48:04,168 --> 00:48:07,262
See ? It'll drift back
when you're riding.
413
00:48:12,410 --> 00:48:14,935
- All right, I'll do it.
- Do what ?
414
00:48:15,046 --> 00:48:17,344
Take you to Carson City,
help you rescue Princess " Pee Pee."
415
00:48:17,448 --> 00:48:20,144
Pei Pei. You do not
care about the princess.
416
00:48:20,251 --> 00:48:22,617
You don't know me
very well, do you ?
417
00:48:25,189 --> 00:48:27,749
Tell you one thing-- I'd hate
to think of an innocent member. ..
418
00:48:27,859 --> 00:48:29,850
of Chinese nobility
suffering.
419
00:48:29,961 --> 00:48:32,691
Tell you that.
420
00:48:34,365 --> 00:48:37,766
You people believe in karma
over there, right ?
421
00:48:37,869 --> 00:48:43,171
Well, I've been thinking.
There must be a reason why
we keep running into each other.
422
00:48:43,274 --> 00:48:47,040
I've ridden with some terrible men--
just people I couldn't trust.
423
00:48:47,145 --> 00:48:49,477
But when I
look at you,
424
00:48:49,580 --> 00:48:54,040
there's something different
about you, and I can see it.
425
00:48:54,152 --> 00:48:56,677
I can see it
in your eyes.
426
00:48:58,156 --> 00:49:01,057
It's what the Indians
call Chippichawa.
427
00:49:01,159 --> 00:49:04,492
- What's that ?
- Chippichawa is nobility.
428
00:49:04,595 --> 00:49:07,621
And you have it
in spades.
429
00:49:09,734 --> 00:49:13,636
You've got yourself a partner.
This has nothing to do with gold, okay ?
430
00:49:13,738 --> 00:49:16,400
[ Spits ]
Shake on it.
431
00:49:16,507 --> 00:49:19,135
Why you spitting
in your hand ?
432
00:49:19,243 --> 00:49:21,302
Well, it's customary,
to seal the deal.
433
00:49:21,412 --> 00:49:24,074
- Come on. Let's go.
- [ Spits ]
434
00:49:30,188 --> 00:49:32,213
This is gonna be
a long journey.
435
00:49:36,661 --> 00:49:40,097
You boys take care now, you hear ?
Shalom.
436
00:49:43,835 --> 00:49:48,204
- Shalom.
- Oh. Let's go.
437
00:49:51,542 --> 00:49:54,272
Yee-haw !
Goddamn !
438
00:49:54,379 --> 00:49:57,678
Looks like y'all had a twister
touch down in here. [ Laughs ]
439
00:49:57,782 --> 00:50:01,582
- Roy O'Bannon and his partner
come through town.
- Roy O'Bannon ?
440
00:50:01,686 --> 00:50:05,452
Roy O'Bannon ain't got no partner,
friend. Roy O'Bannon is dead.
441
00:50:05,556 --> 00:50:11,085
He ain't dead. He busted out of jail
last night with the Shanghai Kid.
442
00:50:11,195 --> 00:50:14,187
Shanghai Kid ?
Roy got a new gang goin' ?
443
00:50:14,298 --> 00:50:17,927
That son of a bitch.
That two-timin' son of a bitch !
444
00:50:18,035 --> 00:50:20,902
He double-crossed us with that Chinaman
from the damn train !
445
00:50:21,005 --> 00:50:24,600
Just like that.
See, at kind of a rakish angle.
446
00:50:24,709 --> 00:50:28,805
- Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah.
- How do I look ?
447
00:50:28,913 --> 00:50:32,440
I think you look great.
I think you look like a real cowboy.
448
00:50:32,550 --> 00:50:35,417
Very dapper,
red bandana.
449
00:50:35,520 --> 00:50:38,114
Roy O'Bannon.
450
00:50:38,222 --> 00:50:41,157
- My name is Chon Wang.
-John Wayne ?
451
00:50:41,259 --> 00:50:44,228
- Chon Wang.
- [ Laughs ]
452
00:50:44,328 --> 00:50:46,558
- That's a terrible cowboy name.
- Why ?
453
00:50:46,664 --> 00:50:48,894
No, come on, that's not gonna work.
That's horrible.
454
00:50:49,000 --> 00:50:53,061
- That's so bad. And so's the ponytail.
- No !
455
00:50:56,908 --> 00:50:59,638
It doesn't look
that bad, actually.
456
00:51:01,078 --> 00:51:03,512
Never touch my queue.
457
00:51:03,614 --> 00:51:05,980
That killed !
Ow.
458
00:51:06,083 --> 00:51:08,779
- We have to go to Carson City.
- Okay.
459
00:51:08,886 --> 00:51:12,151
Now, before we go to Carson City, I
want to teach you some stuff. Come on.
460
00:51:13,691 --> 00:51:17,127
You just follow me.
461
00:51:17,228 --> 00:51:20,026
- What's that ?
- Sensitivity. Increased reflexes.
462
00:51:20,131 --> 00:51:23,032
Now, these are guns. These can be
your best friend or worst enemy.
463
00:51:23,134 --> 00:51:25,466
That's a spin in my left hand.
That's a spin in my right hand.
464
00:51:25,570 --> 00:51:27,834
That's two spins. Now, here,
I'm gonna let you hang onto this.
465
00:51:27,939 --> 00:51:31,136
See ? Whoa. Be careful.
Always be ready. Always be ready.
466
00:51:31,242 --> 00:51:33,608
Now, try to exhale
for long-range shots,
467
00:51:33,711 --> 00:51:35,679
inhale for short-range.
468
00:51:35,780 --> 00:51:37,645
All right, now cover up your ears,
'cause this could be loud.
469
00:51:37,748 --> 00:51:39,716
Cover up your ears.
470
00:51:53,331 --> 00:51:56,494
I am like a wild horse.
You can't tame me.
471
00:51:56,601 --> 00:51:59,968
You put the oats in the pen, though,
and I'll come in for a nibble every day.
472
00:52:05,510 --> 00:52:09,241
But if you ever shut that gate,
I'll jump the fence.
You'll never see me again.
473
00:52:23,027 --> 00:52:26,554
Thing about your husband--
and this is nothing against him,
474
00:52:26,664 --> 00:52:28,655
because I really
like him--
475
00:52:28,766 --> 00:52:31,098
he comes from a very
male-dominated society.
476
00:52:31,202 --> 00:52:35,070
♪ Because I wanna be
a cowboy, baby ♪
477
00:52:35,172 --> 00:52:38,505
♪ With the top down
and the sunshine shinin' ♪
478
00:52:38,609 --> 00:52:41,169
♪ Cowboy, baby ♪
479
00:52:41,279 --> 00:52:46,581
-♪ West coast chillin '
with the Boon's wine ♪
-♪ Gonna be a cowboy, baby ♪
480
00:52:46,684 --> 00:52:49,676
♪ Ridin 'at night
'cause I sleep all day ♪
481
00:52:49,787 --> 00:52:52,278
♪ Cowboy, baby ♪
482
00:52:52,390 --> 00:52:55,723
♪ I can smell a pig
from a mile away ♪
483
00:52:58,629 --> 00:53:00,756
Let me put it this way--
484
00:53:00,865 --> 00:53:02,958
my horse is definitely
not my best friend.
485
00:53:03,467 --> 00:53:07,062
♪ That's why they call me
a cowboy, baby ♪
486
00:53:07,170 --> 00:53:11,607
-♪ With the top down
and the sunshine shinin' ♪
-♪ Cowboy, baby ♪♪
487
00:53:17,514 --> 00:53:19,846
Now, people start
looking at you funny,
488
00:53:20,050 --> 00:53:22,211
all you gotta say is,
" Howdy, partner."
489
00:53:22,319 --> 00:53:24,810
- Howdy, partner ?
- Faster than that or people will
think you're slow in the head.
490
00:53:24,921 --> 00:53:27,082
- Howdy, partner.
- [Wang] Howdy, partner.
491
00:53:27,190 --> 00:53:30,557
-Just follow my lead. Howdy, partner.
- Howdy, partner.
492
00:53:32,996 --> 00:53:36,124
- Howdy, partner.
-Just park it right there.
493
00:53:37,400 --> 00:53:39,459
It's not working.
494
00:53:39,569 --> 00:53:44,268
Some people aren't as tolerant as I am.
Not very friendly today.
495
00:53:47,544 --> 00:53:50,638
- [ Grunts ]
-John, what are you--
496
00:53:50,747 --> 00:53:54,080
-John--
- Ow. Hurt.
497
00:53:54,184 --> 00:53:56,914
Okay. We gotta
work on that.
498
00:53:58,255 --> 00:54:00,348
Here you go, John.
Straighten up here.
499
00:54:00,457 --> 00:54:02,448
- Roy, it hurts so bad.
- I know, John,
500
00:54:02,559 --> 00:54:05,084
but I'm not gonna walk with you
if you walk like that.
501
00:54:05,195 --> 00:54:07,493
I'll be okay.
502
00:54:11,935 --> 00:54:15,530
- Hey, Roy. It's you.
- Holy shit !
503
00:54:15,639 --> 00:54:17,630
I'm a wanted man.
Look at this !
504
00:54:17,741 --> 00:54:19,709
- Five hundred bucks !
That's a lot of money.
- Let me see.
505
00:54:19,809 --> 00:54:22,937
- Nice picture.
- Careful, careful.
506
00:54:23,046 --> 00:54:25,276
Wow, look at this.
Do you know what this means ?
507
00:54:25,382 --> 00:54:27,509
- This will drive the girls crazy.
- Really ?
508
00:54:27,617 --> 00:54:30,552
Yes, really. Come on, let's get
a couple more of these.
509
00:54:30,654 --> 00:54:32,679
- It's not bad.
- I'm wanted too !
510
00:54:32,789 --> 00:54:36,281
- What ?
- This.
511
00:54:36,393 --> 00:54:38,725
Oh, come on.
That's not right.
512
00:54:38,828 --> 00:54:40,853
I know. I'm not
from Shanghai.
513
00:54:40,964 --> 00:54:42,989
No !
$1 ,000 for a sidekick ?
514
00:54:43,099 --> 00:54:45,727
- You gotta be kidding me.
- Be careful.
515
00:54:45,835 --> 00:54:49,635
Justice system's
all screwed up.
516
00:54:49,739 --> 00:54:54,005
Man can't even ride a horse, and that's
a really cool nickname-- Shanghai Kid.
517
00:54:54,110 --> 00:54:56,203
It's like, got
a snap to it that--
518
00:54:58,582 --> 00:55:02,245
Uh -oh, trouble.
John, come here. Get over here.
519
00:55:03,587 --> 00:55:06,249
Tie 'em up
over here, fellas.
520
00:55:11,328 --> 00:55:13,387
- What's going on ?
- Shh.
521
00:55:13,496 --> 00:55:15,726
[Stammering]
Oh.
522
00:55:15,832 --> 00:55:18,528
[Wang] Howdy, partner.
523
00:55:21,438 --> 00:55:24,532
Oh, my God, it's a posse.
They can't be looking for us.
524
00:55:24,641 --> 00:55:28,168
- What's " posse" ?
- Oh, I think they're passing us by.
525
00:55:28,278 --> 00:55:33,443
[ Sighs ] It looked like Marshal Nathan
Van Cleef, the psychotic killer.
526
00:55:37,687 --> 00:55:42,056
Roy O'Bannon !
This is Marshal Nathan Van Cleef.
527
00:55:42,158 --> 00:55:44,626
- Ohh !
- We know you're hidin 'in there.
528
00:55:44,728 --> 00:55:47,094
Oh, God, it is him.
It is him.
529
00:55:47,197 --> 00:55:51,930
Why don't you throw down
Your six-shooters and come out
With your hands up.
530
00:55:52,035 --> 00:55:54,868
And that goes for the scum
you're ridin' with too.
531
00:55:54,971 --> 00:55:58,270
- He won.
- Roy, Roy, it's okay.
532
00:55:58,375 --> 00:56:01,276
No, it's not okay !
Stop ! You don't know this guy !
533
00:56:01,378 --> 00:56:05,280
Let me talk to them.
Remember, we have to save the princess.
534
00:56:05,382 --> 00:56:07,646
What are you doin' ?
St--
535
00:56:10,820 --> 00:56:14,256
- Go easy, fellas.
- Why are they shooting at me ?
536
00:56:14,357 --> 00:56:16,917
What happened to " Mr. Shanghai Kid" ?
"Oh, I'm a wanted man" ?
537
00:56:17,027 --> 00:56:18,995
- Why ?
- 'Cause you're an outlaw.
538
00:56:19,095 --> 00:56:21,893
- I am not an outlaw !
- Stop ! You're a bad guy !
539
00:56:21,998 --> 00:56:26,162
- Look at that poster.
What does that say ?
- Drives girls crazy.
540
00:56:26,269 --> 00:56:28,499
Drives girls crazy ?
Drives the posse crazy.
541
00:56:28,605 --> 00:56:31,574
Makes them want to hang you,
string you up, because you're a bad guy.
542
00:56:34,411 --> 00:56:39,007
- You got 20 seconds --
- Aw, God ! Give us a minute !
543
00:56:39,115 --> 00:56:43,518
Go around back, gentlemen.
Make sure he isn't trying to
pull the saddle over our eyes.
544
00:56:45,055 --> 00:56:49,253
Remember, I want
the Chinaman alive.
545
00:56:51,461 --> 00:56:52,792
I'm not a bad guy.
546
00:56:52,896 --> 00:56:55,194
You're a bad guy.
You're with me, you're a bad guy.
547
00:56:58,601 --> 00:57:01,126
Hey, you put me
in this situation !
548
00:57:01,237 --> 00:57:04,172
- I'm the good guy, you're the bad guy !
- No ! We're both bad guys !
549
00:57:04,274 --> 00:57:06,708
- No, only you're the bad guy !
You go out there and tell them !
- No !
550
00:57:06,810 --> 00:57:09,973
- I'm not going out there !
You go out there !
- No, you have to go !
551
00:57:10,080 --> 00:57:13,277
[ Grunting ]
552
00:57:13,383 --> 00:57:16,216
- Did I just do that ?
- Not bad.
553
00:57:16,319 --> 00:57:20,551
I don't know karate,
but I know " karazy," and I will use it.
554
00:57:22,459 --> 00:57:24,450
-[Yelling, Shouting]
-[Glass Shattering]
555
00:57:24,561 --> 00:57:26,995
What the hell
is going on in there ?
556
00:57:38,908 --> 00:57:40,899
You okay ?
557
00:57:41,010 --> 00:57:43,911
You just threw me
through a window.
558
00:57:44,013 --> 00:57:46,345
You got that gold ?
559
00:57:46,449 --> 00:57:49,577
What ? Gold ?
What gold ?
560
00:57:49,686 --> 00:57:51,677
Wrong answer.
561
00:57:51,788 --> 00:57:56,589
Wait. I'm--
I'm unarmed. I'm unarmed !
562
00:57:56,693 --> 00:57:59,059
No gun. Hold on, no gun.
I don't--
563
00:57:59,162 --> 00:58:01,153
I'm unarmed!
You can't shoot an unarmed man.
564
00:58:01,264 --> 00:58:04,665
- Don't worry. I help you.
- No, John. No, no.
565
00:58:04,768 --> 00:58:07,066
John !
John--
566
00:58:07,170 --> 00:58:11,106
Fight with honor.
You will win.
567
00:58:11,207 --> 00:58:14,699
Are you frickin' insane? Is that what
they teach you in Imperial Guard School?
568
00:58:14,811 --> 00:58:18,042
- What--
- Pick 'em up.
569
00:58:24,888 --> 00:58:28,380
- [ Whinnying ]
- Well.
570
00:58:28,491 --> 00:58:31,426
If it ain't
the Shanghai Kid.
571
00:58:31,528 --> 00:58:33,393
[Chuckling]
572
00:58:33,496 --> 00:58:37,091
How about we make
the Kid dance ?
573
00:58:37,200 --> 00:58:40,795
Oh, come on !
You can do better than that.
574
00:58:40,904 --> 00:58:42,895
[Gunfire Continues]
575
00:58:45,308 --> 00:58:47,572
You robbed
the wrong train, son.
576
00:58:55,885 --> 00:58:59,082
- Look, Marshal, I think that if--
-Just shut up and put on your guns.
577
00:59:04,861 --> 00:59:06,829
[ Sighs ]
578
00:59:06,930 --> 00:59:09,922
This is serious,
you know ?
579
00:59:10,033 --> 00:59:12,001
We don't come back
from this.
580
00:59:12,101 --> 00:59:14,592
That's the general idea.
581
00:59:14,704 --> 00:59:18,765
[Gunfire Continues]
582
00:59:23,613 --> 00:59:25,672
[ Groans ]
583
00:59:29,252 --> 00:59:31,482
[ Clicking ]
584
00:59:31,588 --> 00:59:33,681
[ Grunting ]
585
00:59:36,226 --> 00:59:38,626
[ Screaming ]
586
00:59:38,728 --> 00:59:40,696
[Men Laughing]
587
01:00:29,579 --> 01:00:32,707
- What the hell you doin' ?
- [ Exhales ]
588
01:00:36,185 --> 01:00:38,153
Stop procrastinating.
Come on. Hurry up, son.
589
01:00:38,254 --> 01:00:42,088
Stop it ! I'm not gonna let you
cheapen it. All right ?
590
01:00:42,191 --> 01:00:44,682
This is a duel.
It's a sacred thing.
591
01:00:44,794 --> 01:00:47,592
It's beautiful.
It's what separates us from the animals.
592
01:00:47,697 --> 01:00:50,894
- [ Chuckles ]
- Oh, yeah.
593
01:00:53,036 --> 01:00:57,336
Whew !
I do not envy you. You ready ?
594
01:00:57,440 --> 01:00:59,738
Why don't you turn
and face me like a man ?
595
01:00:59,842 --> 01:01:02,902
Why don't you do it your way and I'll
do it my way ? How about that ?
596
01:01:05,348 --> 01:01:08,840
[ Chuckling ]
597
01:01:08,952 --> 01:01:11,079
[Thinking]
Oh, come on, Roy. You can do it.
598
01:01:11,187 --> 01:01:13,178
Oh, no, you can't.
He's gonna kill you.
599
01:01:21,698 --> 01:01:25,031
- One.
- He's gonna blow you away.
600
01:01:25,134 --> 01:01:27,102
Come on, Roy.
Don't think like that.
601
01:01:32,542 --> 01:01:34,134
Two.
602
01:01:34,243 --> 01:01:36,711
[Thinking]
Oh, yeah. Be positive.
603
01:01:36,813 --> 01:01:39,475
Be the bullet.
Be the lead bullet.
604
01:01:45,989 --> 01:01:48,219
- I'm about to die.
-[Van Cleef] Three.
605
01:01:48,324 --> 01:01:50,155
Roy !
606
01:01:52,362 --> 01:01:54,489
Duel's off!
607
01:01:56,866 --> 01:01:59,835
-[Horse Whinnies]
- Roy !
608
01:01:59,936 --> 01:02:02,302
You blew it, John !
609
01:02:02,405 --> 01:02:05,135
Never interrupt a man
in the middle of a duel.
610
01:02:05,241 --> 01:02:09,575
I had him. That's what kills me.
I had him ! I had him !
611
01:02:09,679 --> 01:02:11,806
[ Shouting I n Chinese ]
612
01:02:17,053 --> 01:02:20,352
Now you know how it feels
to haul you around in that sedan chair.
613
01:02:21,591 --> 01:02:23,582
I will never
bow to you.
614
01:02:27,630 --> 01:02:29,962
Take a good look
at these faces.
615
01:02:31,234 --> 01:02:33,930
If you attempt to escape,
616
01:02:34,037 --> 01:02:36,164
I will kill one worker
every hour...
617
01:02:36,272 --> 01:02:38,433
- until you are found.
- [ Grunts ]
618
01:02:45,148 --> 01:02:46,843
- Starting with this one.
- [ Groans ]
619
01:02:55,725 --> 01:02:57,693
Do not let him
see you suffer.
620
01:02:59,996 --> 01:03:01,987
I know who you are.
621
01:03:04,400 --> 01:03:07,369
Please, tell no one.
622
01:03:07,470 --> 01:03:10,030
[Explosion]
623
01:03:10,206 --> 01:03:12,902
- You call this a special hideout ?
- ♪♪ [Piano]
624
01:03:14,076 --> 01:03:16,044
Yes, it is, John.
625
01:03:16,145 --> 01:03:18,579
It's also a good place
to gather intelligence,
626
01:03:18,681 --> 01:03:22,549
'cause no one passes through Carson City
without these people hearing about it.
627
01:03:22,652 --> 01:03:25,746
- Would you ask them about the princess
- Yes, sir, I will.
628
01:03:25,855 --> 01:03:27,914
And I don't care
how ugly it gets.
629
01:03:28,024 --> 01:03:32,017
I'm not gonna rest until
I've pumped everybody in there
for information, okay ?
630
01:03:32,128 --> 01:03:35,256
- ♪♪ [Continues]
-[Chattering, Laughing]
631
01:03:35,364 --> 01:03:37,264
- Hi, Roy.
- Roy.
-[O'Bannon] Hello, ladies.
632
01:03:37,366 --> 01:03:39,357
Make way for
a couple of desperados.
633
01:03:39,468 --> 01:03:41,436
Nice to see you again,
Mr. O'Bannon.
634
01:03:41,537 --> 01:03:43,505
- [O'Bannon] Greetings. Hello.
- [Women] Roy.
635
01:03:45,441 --> 01:03:48,410
Oh, yeah, we're gonna get
some information here. Trust me.
636
01:03:49,846 --> 01:03:51,837
This is not
a proper hiding place.
637
01:03:51,948 --> 01:03:54,883
Oh, come on, John.
Let's relax for a little bit.
638
01:03:54,984 --> 01:03:57,782
- Here, have a drink.
- No. I wanna find the princess.
639
01:03:57,887 --> 01:04:03,086
So do I, but we can't exactly go door
to door in Carson City looking for her.
640
01:04:03,192 --> 01:04:05,752
- Don't forget, we're wanted men.
- Only because of you.
641
01:04:05,862 --> 01:04:08,194
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Everything's my fault.
642
01:04:13,369 --> 01:04:16,099
So, what's the princess like ?
643
01:04:16,205 --> 01:04:18,264
John, what's the princess like ?
Is she pretty ?
644
01:04:18,374 --> 01:04:21,775
- Is she a pain in the neck ?
- You are not fit to talk about her.
645
01:04:21,878 --> 01:04:24,813
John, you better
remember where you are.
646
01:04:24,914 --> 01:04:26,905
This is the West.
It's not the East.
647
01:04:27,016 --> 01:04:29,814
- Remember ?
- And the sun may rise
where I come from--
648
01:04:29,919 --> 01:04:31,910
Blah, blah, blah.
I know.
649
01:04:32,021 --> 01:04:33,989
Good.
You remember.
650
01:04:34,090 --> 01:04:37,150
- Is she single ? Is she single ?
- What ?
651
01:04:37,260 --> 01:04:39,285
Is she married ?
Is she available ?
652
01:04:39,395 --> 01:04:42,660
Only to a member
of the Imperial family.
653
01:04:44,934 --> 01:04:49,462
Are you a member of the Imperial
family ? I don't think so.
654
01:04:49,572 --> 01:04:53,633
Was that a joke, John ?
That was a joke.
655
01:04:53,743 --> 01:04:57,304
John, that was your first joke.
We gotta have a toast. Your first joke.
656
01:04:57,413 --> 01:05:00,246
- Yes. Yes.
- No.
657
01:05:00,349 --> 01:05:02,408
Come on.
Drink.
658
01:05:02,518 --> 01:05:04,486
-Just one.
- Okay.
659
01:05:04,587 --> 01:05:06,851
But don't talk about
the princess any more.
660
01:05:06,956 --> 01:05:09,686
Word of honor.
661
01:05:13,429 --> 01:05:16,421
Be fun to play
a drinking game.
662
01:05:16,532 --> 01:05:19,023
- You know any Chinese drinking games ?
- No. [ Coughing ]
663
01:05:19,135 --> 01:05:22,332
Every country has a drinking game.
You must know one.
664
01:05:23,706 --> 01:05:25,674
Just one ?
665
01:05:28,644 --> 01:05:32,637
[ Speaking Nonsense Rapidly ]
666
01:05:45,294 --> 01:05:47,285
- Uno mas ?
- Uno-- What ?
667
01:05:47,396 --> 01:05:49,796
- One more. Uno mas.
- Okay.
668
01:05:52,068 --> 01:05:54,036
[Nonsense Continues]
669
01:06:03,479 --> 01:06:07,381
No ! I lost ?
One more.
670
01:06:14,123 --> 01:06:16,091
Oh, no !
Oh, yeah !
671
01:06:18,027 --> 01:06:20,018
I'm so lost, John.
672
01:06:21,697 --> 01:06:23,688
Ninety percent of the time,
I don't even know...
673
01:06:23,799 --> 01:06:25,767
what I'm doin'
out here in the West.
674
01:06:25,868 --> 01:06:28,200
-[Horse Whinnies]
- Terrible outlaw.
675
01:06:28,304 --> 01:06:31,705
- No, you're a good outlaw.
- Stop, please. I'm a screw up.
676
01:06:31,807 --> 01:06:35,607
- No, I am screw up. Look at my scar.
- No.
677
01:06:35,711 --> 01:06:39,704
One for arriving late
At a guard duty.
678
01:06:39,815 --> 01:06:43,342
One for dropping fighting stick.
You good. I saw you.
679
01:06:43,452 --> 01:06:47,047
The only thing I'm good at
is talking.
680
01:06:48,357 --> 01:06:51,383
- It's true.
-John.
681
01:06:51,494 --> 01:06:54,361
- Huh ?
- Take your hand off me, John.
682
01:06:54,463 --> 01:06:58,092
Oh.
[ Sighs ]
683
01:06:58,200 --> 01:07:00,191
One more game ?
684
01:07:00,302 --> 01:07:04,363
No. No more drinking.
That's it.
685
01:07:04,473 --> 01:07:08,569
- Uno mas ?
- No mas, John. No mas.
686
01:07:08,677 --> 01:07:11,077
[ Nonsense Continues ]
687
01:07:13,816 --> 01:07:15,909
Roy ?
688
01:07:16,018 --> 01:07:18,452
Roy ?
689
01:07:20,856 --> 01:07:23,416
- Are you coming ?
- Fifi ?
690
01:07:24,560 --> 01:07:26,551
Uno mas ?
691
01:07:29,165 --> 01:07:31,133
[ Burps ]
692
01:07:46,115 --> 01:07:48,106
-[Glass Shatters ]
- [ Burps ]
693
01:07:48,217 --> 01:07:51,675
So, who's your
funny-looking friend ?
694
01:07:51,787 --> 01:07:54,085
[ Chuckles ]
I don't know.
695
01:07:54,190 --> 01:07:56,750
He's this crazy
Imperial Guard I met.
696
01:07:56,859 --> 01:07:58,827
He's-He's really funny.
697
01:07:58,928 --> 01:08:01,954
- ♪♪ [Piano Continues]
-[O'Bannon] The guy's hysterical.
698
01:08:02,064 --> 01:08:04,624
We were just playing-- Did you see us ?
We were just playing that game.
699
01:08:04,733 --> 01:08:07,702
John's going--
[Speaking Nonsense]
700
01:08:07,803 --> 01:08:10,431
And I was going-- You can't really
understand what he's saying, but--
701
01:08:10,539 --> 01:08:14,771
Roy ? Roy ? I never figured you
for riding with a Chinaman.
702
01:08:17,480 --> 01:08:21,473
Well, I'm not exactly
riding with him, Fifi .
703
01:08:21,584 --> 01:08:26,612
He's not my friend, you know.
I mean, he's a Chinaman.
704
01:08:26,722 --> 01:08:29,054
[Fifi ] Well, that's good.
705
01:08:29,158 --> 01:08:31,991
[O'Bannon] I mean--
And you really--
706
01:08:32,094 --> 01:08:34,961
Were you guys talking
about who he was ?
707
01:08:35,064 --> 01:08:38,556
- Let's talk about something else.
-[Woman Screams]
708
01:08:43,639 --> 01:08:46,369
- [Van Cleef]
Don't you look delicious ?
- [ Gasps ]
709
01:08:46,475 --> 01:08:48,909
-[Wang] What's going on ?
- Well.
710
01:08:49,011 --> 01:08:51,809
- You !
- If it isn't the Shanghai Kid.
711
01:08:56,919 --> 01:08:58,887
Here.
[ Gasps ]
712
01:09:10,533 --> 01:09:13,502
[ Groans ]
713
01:09:13,602 --> 01:09:16,503
[Coughing]
714
01:09:18,174 --> 01:09:20,165
Thank you.
715
01:09:23,212 --> 01:09:25,203
Ahh.
Thank you.
716
01:09:25,314 --> 01:09:27,282
Uno mas ?
717
01:09:27,383 --> 01:09:29,044
[Woman Screams]
718
01:09:29,151 --> 01:09:32,052
- [ Groaning ]
-John, come on. We gotta get going.
719
01:09:32,154 --> 01:09:34,952
- The marshal's downstairs.
- No, no, Marshal's in there.
720
01:09:36,659 --> 01:09:38,627
Oh, man, John.
What'd you do to him ?
721
01:09:38,727 --> 01:09:40,718
- Come on. Let's get going.
- No !
722
01:09:40,829 --> 01:09:44,424
- I don't wanna ride with you.
- Come on, John.
Damn, you're a mean drunk.
723
01:09:45,968 --> 01:09:48,300
- Hi, horsey !
- All right. Shh, shh, shh.
724
01:09:48,404 --> 01:09:50,770
- All right, it's time for a "yee-haw."
- Yee-what ?
725
01:09:50,873 --> 01:09:53,034
Shh, shh, shh.
Roy O'Bannon special.
726
01:09:53,142 --> 01:09:56,043
We jump off, land on the back
of the horse, yell "yee-haw..."
727
01:09:56,145 --> 01:09:58,545
and ride off,
all right ?
728
01:09:58,647 --> 01:10:02,208
Watch me and do exactly as I do it.
Yee-haw !
729
01:10:08,524 --> 01:10:10,492
Yee-haw !
[ Groans ]
730
01:10:12,228 --> 01:10:14,924
Okay, hyah ! Hyah !
731
01:10:15,030 --> 01:10:17,294
- Hyah ! Where's the head ?
-John !
732
01:10:17,399 --> 01:10:19,924
-John, get up !
- [ Horse Burps ]
733
01:10:20,035 --> 01:10:22,560
[ Panting ]
Tie 'em up.
734
01:10:22,671 --> 01:10:25,640
What happened to my horse ?
Is he dead ?
735
01:10:25,741 --> 01:10:27,732
No, but we are, John.
736
01:10:27,843 --> 01:10:31,244
- Hi, horsey. You sleeping ?
- Get up.
737
01:10:33,682 --> 01:10:36,480
Hmm.
738
01:10:36,585 --> 01:10:40,749
Mighty impressive hardware
you're packin'.
739
01:10:40,856 --> 01:10:44,917
Why don't you get your eyes off
my package, you twisted son of a bitch.
740
01:10:45,027 --> 01:10:46,995
[ Groans ]
741
01:10:49,631 --> 01:10:52,532
- I hope that's him leaving.
- Your turn.
742
01:10:55,070 --> 01:10:57,334
Thank you,
Mr. Van Cleef.
743
01:10:57,439 --> 01:11:00,533
Well, well.
What have we here ?
744
01:11:03,045 --> 01:11:05,639
Mr. O'Bannon, I presume.
745
01:11:05,748 --> 01:11:08,478
Can I get a drink of water ?
I got cotton mouth. Aah !
746
01:11:08,584 --> 01:11:11,610
-[Groaning]
- Don't mention it.
747
01:11:11,720 --> 01:11:15,622
And this must be
the famous Shanghai Kid.
748
01:11:20,329 --> 01:11:22,854
- Chon Wang ?
- Lo Fong ?
749
01:11:22,965 --> 01:11:25,058
You remember
your old comrade-in-arms ?
750
01:11:25,167 --> 01:11:27,158
- Hmm ?
- I remember a traitor.
751
01:11:27,269 --> 01:11:29,328
[O'Bannon]
I'm sensing some bad blood here.
752
01:11:29,438 --> 01:11:33,238
- Where is the gold ?
- Where's Princess Pei Pei ?
753
01:11:33,342 --> 01:11:35,071
- [ Groans ]
-[O'Bannon] Stop.
754
01:11:35,177 --> 01:11:37,202
Come on. We're men.
We're not pinatas.
755
01:11:37,312 --> 01:11:39,371
Okay ? And we're
really hung over.
756
01:11:39,481 --> 01:11:41,711
We 're not trying
to be tough guys.
757
01:11:41,817 --> 01:11:44,377
- You wanna talk about the gold,
let's talk about the gold.
- So, you have my gold ?
758
01:11:44,486 --> 01:11:46,716
- Your gold ?
- Yes, we have the gold.
759
01:11:46,822 --> 01:11:50,656
- Then where is it ?
- The gold's in a safe place.
760
01:11:53,295 --> 01:11:55,263
- [ Grunts ]
- Is he telling the truth ?
761
01:12:00,536 --> 01:12:02,561
No.
762
01:12:02,671 --> 01:12:07,836
Ow ! Nice, John. Way to go.
Way to think on your feet.
763
01:12:07,943 --> 01:12:10,503
He cannot lie.
He is bound by Imperial decree.
764
01:12:10,612 --> 01:12:12,705
Imperial decree.
765
01:12:12,815 --> 01:12:15,613
- When are you gonna learn
you're not in China any more ?
- [ Cocks Weapon ]
766
01:12:17,786 --> 01:12:20,277
He will never learn.
He can only follow orders.
767
01:12:23,225 --> 01:12:26,058
At least I still have
my honor.
768
01:12:32,901 --> 01:12:35,631
Slaves have no honor.
769
01:12:35,737 --> 01:12:39,036
-[Wang] No ! No !
- Hey !
770
01:12:42,311 --> 01:12:45,280
Now you can never
go back to China.
771
01:12:45,380 --> 01:12:48,042
[ Panting ]
772
01:12:48,150 --> 01:12:51,142
You blew it.
Whoo ! You blew it, man.
773
01:12:51,253 --> 01:12:54,984
You do not want to cut
his hair off, trust me.
774
01:12:55,157 --> 01:12:57,455
Nothing personal, boys.
775
01:13:00,061 --> 01:13:02,256
My loyalty
is to the emperor.
776
01:13:02,364 --> 01:13:05,492
Yeah, John, I heard
all about the emperor.
777
01:13:06,668 --> 01:13:09,102
Must be a hell of a man.
778
01:13:09,204 --> 01:13:12,332
He's only 1 2.
779
01:13:12,440 --> 01:13:15,170
Are you kidding me ? You're sitting here
with a noose around your neck...
780
01:13:15,277 --> 01:13:17,905
ready to die for someone whose balls
haven't even dropped ?
781
01:13:20,048 --> 01:13:24,178
By virtue of the authority vested
in me through the territory of Nevada,
782
01:13:24,286 --> 01:13:27,619
I do hereby order these men
to hang by their necks...
783
01:13:27,722 --> 01:13:29,690
until their feet
quit kicking.
784
01:13:29,791 --> 01:13:31,782
[ Cheering ]
785
01:13:36,464 --> 01:13:38,489
You're goin' to hell, boys,
786
01:13:38,600 --> 01:13:40,830
and your horses
are taking you there.
787
01:13:40,936 --> 01:13:42,927
[ Chuckling ]
Tighten 'em up.
788
01:13:43,038 --> 01:13:45,506
[Crowd Chanting]
Hang 'em ! Hang 'em !
789
01:13:45,607 --> 01:13:49,634
Hang 'em ! Hang 'em !
Hang 'em ! Hang 'em !
790
01:13:49,744 --> 01:13:52,713
Hang 'em ! Hang 'em !
Hang 'em !
791
01:13:52,814 --> 01:13:55,044
[Crowd Laughing]
792
01:13:55,150 --> 01:13:58,278
-[Chanting Continues]
- Hey ! Watch it, you little punk.
793
01:13:58,386 --> 01:14:02,618
Hang 'em ! Hang 'em !
Hang 'em ! Hang 'em !
794
01:14:02,724 --> 01:14:06,182
Hang 'em ! Hang 'em !
Hang 'em ! Hang 'em !
795
01:14:06,294 --> 01:14:10,822
Hang 'em ! Hang 'em !
Hang 'em ! Hang 'em !
796
01:14:10,932 --> 01:14:15,164
-[ Snorts ]
-[Wang Smacking Lips, Clicking Tongue]
797
01:14:15,270 --> 01:14:17,670
- [ Whistling ]
-John, what are you doing ?
798
01:14:17,772 --> 01:14:20,036
[ Chuckles ]
799
01:14:20,141 --> 01:14:23,167
-[Wang Whistles]
- [ Whinnies ]
800
01:14:28,149 --> 01:14:30,140
[ Screaming, Shouting ]
801
01:14:33,989 --> 01:14:37,425
What the hell is goin' on here ?
Stop those horses !
802
01:14:37,525 --> 01:14:40,153
Stop them !
803
01:14:45,267 --> 01:14:47,599
Pull it !
Pull it !
804
01:14:49,604 --> 01:14:51,902
[ Both Yelling ]
805
01:14:54,609 --> 01:14:57,874
- ♪ I'm back in the saddle again ♪
- Help me !
806
01:14:57,979 --> 01:15:00,447
♪ I'm back ♪
807
01:15:02,851 --> 01:15:07,879
♪ I'm back
in the saddle again ♪
808
01:15:07,989 --> 01:15:10,048
Well, don't just stand there !
Go after them !
809
01:15:17,865 --> 01:15:20,231
Will you listen
to this creek, John ?
810
01:15:20,334 --> 01:15:24,532
I've never noticed
what a beautiful melody a creek makes.
811
01:15:24,639 --> 01:15:26,607
I've never taken
the damn time.
812
01:15:28,009 --> 01:15:29,977
Look at these mountains
and these trees.
813
01:15:30,077 --> 01:15:32,944
Hell, look at these green trees.
Come here. I don't even know the names--
814
01:15:33,047 --> 01:15:35,447
We're gonna learn the names
of these green trees. Come here.
815
01:15:35,550 --> 01:15:38,280
I want you
to look at these.
816
01:15:38,386 --> 01:15:40,411
Can we not--
John, what are you doing ?
817
01:15:40,521 --> 01:15:42,716
Are you still worried
about your hair ?
818
01:15:42,823 --> 01:15:45,815
John, listen to me.
You're very vain.
819
01:15:45,927 --> 01:15:48,896
By the time you're 70,
your queue, your ponytail...
820
01:15:48,996 --> 01:15:50,987
will be as good as new.
821
01:15:51,098 --> 01:15:53,259
- What are you doing ?
- I'm leaving.
822
01:15:53,367 --> 01:15:56,234
Can we not take two seconds, John ?
We just cheated death.
823
01:15:56,337 --> 01:16:00,433
Come on. Let's look at
these mountains for a second.
824
01:16:00,541 --> 01:16:03,840
- Okay, let me get my stuff.
God, you're unbelievable.
- I'm going alone.
825
01:16:10,017 --> 01:16:13,418
What are you-- John,
what are you talking about ?
826
01:16:13,521 --> 01:16:17,355
- I heard you.
- You heard me. Okay.
827
01:16:17,458 --> 01:16:20,427
At Goldie's.
828
01:16:20,528 --> 01:16:23,463
You said
I wasn't your friend.
829
01:16:25,266 --> 01:16:27,257
John--
830
01:16:27,368 --> 01:16:30,201
Hold on a second, John.
I was talking to a girl.
831
01:16:30,304 --> 01:16:33,603
- It was-- That's taken
out of context. That's not--
- Roy.
832
01:16:33,708 --> 01:16:37,644
You were right.
How could I ever be your friend ?
833
01:16:37,745 --> 01:16:40,942
I'm just a Chinaman.
834
01:16:41,048 --> 01:16:43,676
Hold on, John. I'm sorry.
I didn't mean it to--
835
01:16:43,784 --> 01:16:45,809
Sayonara, Roy.
836
01:17:04,138 --> 01:17:06,834
[Explosion]
837
01:17:18,653 --> 01:17:20,746
[Explosions Continue]
838
01:17:40,440 --> 01:17:42,408
Wait here.
839
01:17:54,721 --> 01:17:57,121
Please.
840
01:18:16,676 --> 01:18:18,644
[Pei Pei] You have come a long way.
841
01:18:18,744 --> 01:18:21,269
I hope the princess
you seek...
842
01:18:21,380 --> 01:18:23,371
is worthy
of such devotion.
843
01:18:26,185 --> 01:18:28,983
It is my duty
to bring her home.
844
01:18:34,227 --> 01:18:37,560
I even brought her favorite book.
[ Chuckles ]
845
01:18:40,700 --> 01:18:42,964
That's very kind of you.
846
01:18:45,504 --> 01:18:47,472
But what if you found
the princess...
847
01:18:47,573 --> 01:18:50,940
and she did not wish to go back to
the Forbidden City ?
848
01:18:52,612 --> 01:18:54,603
Why would she want
to stay here ?
849
01:18:54,714 --> 01:18:58,013
Maybe she can do more
for the people here...
850
01:18:59,185 --> 01:19:02,120
than she could back in China.
851
01:19:09,762 --> 01:19:12,128
Princess Pei Pei.
852
01:19:15,401 --> 01:19:17,767
Please,
don't draw attention.
853
01:19:20,640 --> 01:19:22,631
Please.
Stand up !
854
01:19:22,742 --> 01:19:24,607
Princess, you have
to come with me.
855
01:19:24,710 --> 01:19:28,874
I cannot.
Fong cannot find me missing.
856
01:19:28,981 --> 01:19:30,972
Princess,
I cannot leave you here.
857
01:19:35,087 --> 01:19:38,614
[Pei Pei] Please, standup !
858
01:19:38,724 --> 01:19:42,717
Don't bow !
Get up !
859
01:19:42,828 --> 01:19:45,797
Get up !
860
01:19:45,898 --> 01:19:48,059
You must go.
861
01:19:48,167 --> 01:19:51,625
If I leave, Fong
will begin to kill the others.
862
01:19:51,737 --> 01:19:54,228
It is my duty
to bring you home.
863
01:19:56,074 --> 01:19:58,406
I command you to go.
864
01:20:00,679 --> 01:20:03,705
- [ Whinnies ]
- Go !
865
01:20:04,850 --> 01:20:06,841
Go !
866
01:21:11,650 --> 01:21:14,050
Reach for the sky,
baldy !
867
01:21:14,152 --> 01:21:17,144
That's right.
It's Roy.
868
01:21:17,255 --> 01:21:19,746
Am I interrupting ?
869
01:21:19,858 --> 01:21:21,826
I followed you.
So what ?
870
01:21:21,927 --> 01:21:25,226
What am I supposed to do, let you
wander off ? You're a greenhorn.
871
01:21:25,330 --> 01:21:28,561
- You'll get killed out here.
-[Gunfire]
872
01:21:28,667 --> 01:21:31,158
Come on ! We gotta adios
out of here, partner ! Come on !
873
01:21:31,269 --> 01:21:33,760
Hyah !
You gotta stick with me.
874
01:21:35,740 --> 01:21:37,731
Don't forget, we got
a princess to save.
875
01:21:50,989 --> 01:21:52,820
[Bell Tolling]
876
01:22:02,067 --> 01:22:04,501
[Tolling Continues]
877
01:22:28,760 --> 01:22:30,728
[Tolling Stops]
878
01:23:36,361 --> 01:23:39,956
Give my regards
to the emperor, Princess.
879
01:23:54,979 --> 01:23:56,947
[ Speaking Chinese ]
880
01:23:59,517 --> 01:24:03,112
- Chon Wang ?
- Chon Wang ?
- Chon Wang ?
881
01:24:07,525 --> 01:24:11,894
-[Weapon Cocks]
- That's right, Johnny Wayne is here.
882
01:24:11,996 --> 01:24:13,964
Hey, it's me.
883
01:24:14,065 --> 01:24:16,659
Why did you cut his hair ?
884
01:24:16,767 --> 01:24:19,099
I tried to warn you,
But you wouldn't listen.
885
01:24:19,203 --> 01:24:21,330
- Go on, drop the gun.
-[Gun Clatters ]
886
01:24:21,439 --> 01:24:23,407
Now, slide it over.
887
01:24:33,284 --> 01:24:35,752
Is that her ?
888
01:24:35,853 --> 01:24:37,821
She's pretty.
889
01:24:37,922 --> 01:24:40,083
Grab her.
890
01:24:41,892 --> 01:24:44,122
Come on.
We'll take it from here, guys.
891
01:25:08,152 --> 01:25:10,313
John, what--
John, get up.
892
01:25:10,421 --> 01:25:12,446
What are you--
I thought we were past this.
893
01:25:12,556 --> 01:25:15,218
- Come on, John.
- [ Speaking Chinese ]
894
01:25:16,927 --> 01:25:20,055
Do you see ?
He will always be a slave.
895
01:25:20,164 --> 01:25:22,223
[Chinese Continues]
896
01:25:36,580 --> 01:25:38,548
This is the West,
897
01:25:40,685 --> 01:25:43,654
not the East.
898
01:25:46,290 --> 01:25:48,258
And the sun may rise...
899
01:25:48,359 --> 01:25:50,350
where we come from,
900
01:25:51,962 --> 01:25:53,930
but here is where it sets.
901
01:25:57,435 --> 01:26:01,098
You want me to translate ?
The princess stays.
902
01:26:02,773 --> 01:26:04,764
The princess stays.
903
01:26:04,875 --> 01:26:07,673
I grab the gold,
You marry the princess.
904
01:26:07,778 --> 01:26:10,838
We both hang Fong and call it a day.
Mission accomplished.
905
01:26:13,516 --> 01:26:15,416
Well, well.
906
01:26:18,955 --> 01:26:21,924
Nice to see
we're all churchgoers.
907
01:26:23,393 --> 01:26:25,418
Son of a bitch !
With my own guns !
908
01:26:26,830 --> 01:26:29,230
Sweet, ain't it ?
[ Chuckles ]
909
01:26:37,807 --> 01:26:42,039
How about that ?
It's a Mexican standoff.
910
01:26:42,145 --> 01:26:45,911
Only we ain't got
no Mexicans.
911
01:26:49,653 --> 01:26:51,917
[ Speaking Chinese ]
912
01:27:02,732 --> 01:27:05,997
- [ Gunshot ]
- No !
913
01:27:07,570 --> 01:27:09,299
Princess Pei Pei !
914
01:27:40,870 --> 01:27:42,861
[Gunfire Continues]
915
01:28:19,409 --> 01:28:21,377
[ Exhales ]
916
01:28:23,413 --> 01:28:26,314
- I hit you ?
-[Van Cleef] No.
917
01:28:26,416 --> 01:28:28,884
But you're gettin'
really close.
918
01:28:28,985 --> 01:28:31,476
You've almost killed me,
like, 1 7 times already.
919
01:28:34,924 --> 01:28:36,892
Eighteen, nineteen, twenty !
920
01:28:38,595 --> 01:28:40,563
You're on fire today !
921
01:29:27,210 --> 01:29:30,043
[ Panting ]
922
01:29:30,146 --> 01:29:32,410
[ Gasps ]
923
01:29:41,390 --> 01:29:43,381
[Gunfire Continues]
924
01:29:49,064 --> 01:29:50,998
[Shouting In Chinese]
925
01:29:56,939 --> 01:29:58,770
[ Screams ]
926
01:30:21,864 --> 01:30:24,298
How do you survive
out here ?
927
01:30:24,400 --> 01:30:29,463
What's that supposed to mean ? These
aren't my-- These guns are really weird.
928
01:30:45,721 --> 01:30:48,315
[ Gasps ]
929
01:30:53,762 --> 01:30:55,821
[ Clicking ]
930
01:31:04,506 --> 01:31:06,997
Oh, man.
931
01:31:07,109 --> 01:31:08,701
[ Speaking Chinese ]
932
01:31:08,811 --> 01:31:11,803
- [ Groans ]
- Stay low !
933
01:31:14,349 --> 01:31:16,374
[ Speaking Chinese ]
934
01:31:23,826 --> 01:31:25,589
[ Screams ]
935
01:31:37,172 --> 01:31:39,732
[ Screaming ]
936
01:31:47,182 --> 01:31:51,516
Maybe we should let bygones be bygones.
You got off some good shots.
937
01:31:51,620 --> 01:31:56,421
I got off some good ones.
Let's call it a tie.
938
01:31:56,525 --> 01:31:58,959
What's the matter, O'Bannon ?
Out of bullets ?
939
01:31:59,061 --> 01:32:01,461
No, I got one left.
940
01:32:02,865 --> 01:32:04,856
Tell you what I'll do.
941
01:32:04,967 --> 01:32:08,403
I'll take out
all my bullets but one.
942
01:32:08,504 --> 01:32:11,530
And that way, we'll be even.
How's that ?
943
01:32:13,008 --> 01:32:15,408
Okay.
That sounds fair.
944
01:32:15,511 --> 01:32:17,479
You'd do that for me ?
945
01:32:17,579 --> 01:32:20,104
Oh, yeah.
946
01:32:20,215 --> 01:32:22,945
[Shells Clattering]
947
01:32:23,051 --> 01:32:25,576
You bet I would.
948
01:32:49,044 --> 01:32:51,012
[ Bell Tolling ]
949
01:33:27,950 --> 01:33:30,714
[ Yelling ]
950
01:33:36,225 --> 01:33:39,820
- [ Groaning ]
-[Bell Tolling]
951
01:33:46,235 --> 01:33:48,203
We come out on three.
952
01:33:48,303 --> 01:33:51,204
I know,
but-but let me count.
953
01:33:53,976 --> 01:33:56,137
Fight with honor.
Okay.
954
01:33:56,245 --> 01:33:58,213
Fight with-- Okay.
One !
955
01:33:58,313 --> 01:34:01,805
Two !
Two and a half!
956
01:34:01,917 --> 01:34:03,885
Two and seven-eights !
957
01:34:03,986 --> 01:34:06,682
Three !
[ Yelling ]
958
01:34:13,028 --> 01:34:16,486
[ Yelling ]
959
01:34:25,774 --> 01:34:28,106
How the hell did that happen ?
960
01:35:08,583 --> 01:35:10,574
It's a miracle.
961
01:35:12,154 --> 01:35:14,645
I am invincible.
962
01:35:15,824 --> 01:35:17,792
Roy !
963
01:35:17,893 --> 01:35:20,384
Invincible !
964
01:35:22,330 --> 01:35:25,322
[ Groaning ]
965
01:35:33,875 --> 01:35:35,843
[ Yelling ]
966
01:35:46,354 --> 01:35:48,185
[ Groaning ]
967
01:36:08,543 --> 01:36:12,536
- Now it's time for you to die.
- Adios, partner.
968
01:36:26,627 --> 01:36:28,618
[ Groaning ]
969
01:36:38,306 --> 01:36:41,332
[ Both Panting ]
970
01:36:43,845 --> 01:36:45,836
Wow.
971
01:36:51,318 --> 01:36:53,309
[ Speaking Chinese ]
972
01:37:03,497 --> 01:37:05,488
Roy !
973
01:37:14,374 --> 01:37:16,365
He took the gold.
974
01:37:16,477 --> 01:37:18,445
[Coin Clinks]
975
01:37:30,791 --> 01:37:32,759
Is that all you care about
is the gold ?
976
01:37:32,860 --> 01:37:35,420
[ Sighs ]
Shame on you.
977
01:37:35,529 --> 01:37:39,966
There's more to life than money.
I hope you learn that one day.
978
01:37:40,067 --> 01:37:42,058
What happened ?
979
01:37:42,169 --> 01:37:45,070
What ? Nothing, nothing.
I just killed him. How'd you do ?
980
01:37:45,172 --> 01:37:48,107
- How ?
- What do you mean, how ?
I shot him with my gun.
981
01:37:48,208 --> 01:37:50,199
Come on.
Tell me the truth.
982
01:37:50,310 --> 01:37:52,938
It was unbelievable. You missed
a miracle. I had one bullet left.
983
01:37:53,046 --> 01:37:56,482
He had, like, a million left.
He lied to me and told me
that he only had one too.
984
01:37:56,583 --> 01:37:59,552
But-But when--
But when he--
985
01:38:10,430 --> 01:38:13,092
- She's staying ?
- Yes.
986
01:38:14,368 --> 01:38:17,394
- Can I stand ?
-[Chuckles] Yes.
987
01:38:17,504 --> 01:38:20,132
- [ Gunshot ]
- [ Gasps ]
988
01:38:20,240 --> 01:38:23,403
Reach for the sky,
O'Bannon !
989
01:38:23,510 --> 01:38:26,104
That's my line. He stole my gang,
he's stealing my lines.
990
01:38:26,213 --> 01:38:28,272
- That's unbelievable.
- Roy ! Roy !
991
01:38:28,382 --> 01:38:32,341
- Get back !
- Stop, stop. It's Wallace.
992
01:38:32,452 --> 01:38:34,511
Hey, Roy,
993
01:38:34,621 --> 01:38:37,988
we know you been moonlightin' on us with
that old yellow fella from the train !
994
01:38:38,091 --> 01:38:40,184
You guys, you stay here.
This isn't your battle.
995
01:38:40,294 --> 01:38:43,957
-[Wallace Continues Shouting]
- No, we stick together.
We are partners.
996
01:38:46,366 --> 01:38:48,334
That's beautiful.
997
01:38:52,973 --> 01:38:54,964
You go out the back door.
998
01:38:55,075 --> 01:38:58,044
- No.
- Don't worry, Princess.
999
01:38:58,145 --> 01:39:00,204
I promise you,
I will see you again.
1000
01:39:01,448 --> 01:39:03,973
That which you have promised...
1001
01:39:04,084 --> 01:39:07,110
you must perform.
1002
01:39:14,161 --> 01:39:15,788
-[Gunfire Continues]
- [ Speaking Chinese ]
1003
01:39:20,234 --> 01:39:22,566
- Get out of the way !
- Why ?
1004
01:39:22,669 --> 01:39:26,161
- Come on !
- Why ? What are you--
1005
01:39:26,273 --> 01:39:30,334
- What are you doing ? Are you crazy ?
- No, John, stop, stop.
1006
01:39:30,444 --> 01:39:35,040
They can't touch me. Something happened
back there. It was a miracle.
1007
01:39:35,148 --> 01:39:38,413
- There's no way--
-[Wallace] Hey, smart-ass !
Do you hear me ?
1008
01:39:38,518 --> 01:39:41,316
Time's up, O'Bannon !
It's the end of the line !
1009
01:39:41,421 --> 01:39:44,879
- We can take these guys.
Yep, we can take them.
-[Gunfire]
1010
01:39:44,992 --> 01:39:48,428
[Wallace] Are you comin' out
or ain't you ?
1011
01:39:49,796 --> 01:39:52,264
Gun.
1012
01:40:00,607 --> 01:40:03,576
You really are
the Shanghai Kid.
1013
01:40:06,980 --> 01:40:09,107
Nice riding with you,
partner.
1014
01:40:20,160 --> 01:40:22,560
We go out on three.
I count.
1015
01:40:22,663 --> 01:40:24,893
No, I count.
1016
01:40:24,998 --> 01:40:27,728
We'll both count.
1017
01:40:27,834 --> 01:40:30,598
[ Together ]
One, two, three !
1018
01:40:30,704 --> 01:40:32,831
[ Yelling ]
1019
01:40:33,072 --> 01:40:36,405
[Gunfire]
1020
01:40:39,312 --> 01:40:41,212
[ Yelling, Whooping ]
1021
01:40:41,314 --> 01:40:44,943
- Indians ! Look out !
- No ! My family ! My family !
1022
01:40:52,191 --> 01:40:54,591
- Friends. Brothers !
-[Wallace] Roy !
1023
01:40:54,694 --> 01:40:59,996
I gotta tell ya, we always
figured you for a dumb shit, but, uh,
1024
01:41:00,099 --> 01:41:03,159
we was thinkin' maybe you wanna
come back and rejoin the gang.
1025
01:41:03,269 --> 01:41:05,897
- So, uh, what do you say ?
- Yeah, what do you say ?
1026
01:41:06,005 --> 01:41:07,973
I think I'm just
gonna wing it.
1027
01:41:08,074 --> 01:41:09,974
All right.
1028
01:41:10,076 --> 01:41:12,067
-And you are goin ' to jail.
- That works too.
1029
01:41:12,178 --> 01:41:15,238
[Cheering, Whooping]
1030
01:41:15,348 --> 01:41:17,316
How, kimosabe !
1031
01:41:17,416 --> 01:41:19,748
How, kimosabe !
1032
01:41:24,056 --> 01:41:28,254
[Fireworks Exploding]
1033
01:41:29,762 --> 01:41:31,992
Oh, it's nice to be
standing here next to you.
1034
01:41:32,098 --> 01:41:34,464
I don't think I've ever gotten
a chance to Thank you for--
1035
01:41:34,567 --> 01:41:36,762
for saving us
so many times.
1036
01:41:36,869 --> 01:41:40,828
I wish you could understand what--
I feel like there's this gap between us.
1037
01:41:40,940 --> 01:41:42,931
It's like, I'm a cowboy,
you're an Indian.
1038
01:41:43,042 --> 01:41:45,442
You say "wampum,"
I say " money."
1039
01:41:45,544 --> 01:41:47,808
At a certain point,
I just think--
1040
01:41:51,584 --> 01:41:53,643
Shut up, Roy.
You talk too much.
1041
01:41:53,753 --> 01:41:56,153
Did-Did--
She just--
1042
01:42:07,299 --> 01:42:09,597
[ Horn Blaring ]
1043
01:42:09,668 --> 01:42:13,729
[O'Bannon] There she is, right
on time, carrying a big, fat payroll.
1044
01:42:15,640 --> 01:42:18,837
- Oh.
-[Horse Snorts ]
1045
01:42:18,944 --> 01:42:21,174
I don't know if I'll ever
get used to this one.
1046
01:42:23,615 --> 01:42:25,583
Don't worry.
You'll get used to it.
1047
01:42:25,684 --> 01:42:28,653
I can guarantee you, we won't get half
as many girls being lawmen.
1048
01:42:28,753 --> 01:42:30,721
I know we're spoken for,
but--
1049
01:42:30,822 --> 01:42:34,258
You never know what's gonna
happen in a relationship.
1050
01:42:34,359 --> 01:42:38,090
I gotta get rid of my outlaw name.
That's not gonna work any more.
1051
01:42:38,196 --> 01:42:40,721
Really ?
What would you call yourself ?
1052
01:42:40,832 --> 01:42:45,166
I don't know. I mean,
my real name's Wyatt Earp, but--
1053
01:42:45,270 --> 01:42:49,036
Earp ? That's a terrible name
for a cowboy.
1054
01:42:49,140 --> 01:42:51,506
- Why ?
- Bad.
1055
01:42:51,610 --> 01:42:53,043
- Really ?
- Bad!
1056
01:42:53,144 --> 01:42:56,443
-And John Wayne's a great cowboy name ?
- Roy, look.
1057
01:42:56,548 --> 01:42:58,277
There they are.
1058
01:42:58,383 --> 01:43:03,218
Yep. Look at those amateurs.
That's my move !
1059
01:43:03,321 --> 01:43:05,881
Come on, Roy.
Let's go say " howdy."
1060
01:43:05,991 --> 01:43:08,459
Let's go !
Hyah ! Hyah !
1061
01:43:08,560 --> 01:43:10,551
- Yee-haw !
- Yee-haw !
1062
01:43:16,001 --> 01:43:17,969
[ Whinnying ]
1063
01:43:18,069 --> 01:43:20,629
- Yee-haw !
- Yee-haw !
1064
01:43:25,910 --> 01:43:28,037
[Man] Scene up.
1065
01:43:29,246 --> 01:43:31,441
That which you have promised...
1066
01:43:31,549 --> 01:43:34,313
- you must perform.
-[Telephone Rings ]
1067
01:43:34,418 --> 01:43:36,409
- Hello.
-[Crew Laughing]
1068
01:43:36,520 --> 01:43:38,715
He was part of your
" rushimiant--"
1069
01:43:38,823 --> 01:43:40,791
What ? Regiment.
1070
01:43:40,891 --> 01:43:42,882
[Wilson] He's one of your bandits.
1071
01:43:42,993 --> 01:43:44,722
He's one of your--
He's one of your--
1072
01:43:44,829 --> 01:43:47,923
He was part of your regiment
of "dentists."
1073
01:43:48,032 --> 01:43:50,057
Bandits. Dentists ?
1074
01:43:52,937 --> 01:43:56,065
-[Glass Shattering]
- Wow ! Shit !
1075
01:44:00,911 --> 01:44:02,936
He didn't teeth brush
this morning.
1076
01:44:03,047 --> 01:44:05,311
- What is this thing ?
- No !
1077
01:44:08,419 --> 01:44:10,785
[Crew Laughing]
1078
01:44:10,888 --> 01:44:12,856
You can't do stunts,
man.
1079
01:44:12,957 --> 01:44:18,259
-♪ Because I'm gonna be a cowboy, baby ♪
-[ Groans ]
1080
01:44:18,362 --> 01:44:22,162
- What's this princess like ?
-[Bubbles Surfacing]
1081
01:44:22,266 --> 01:44:27,761
[Crew Laughing]
1082
01:44:27,872 --> 01:44:30,773
I got air bubbles
coming out of my thing.
1083
01:44:30,875 --> 01:44:32,809
Uno mas, please.
1084
01:44:35,713 --> 01:44:39,012
- Uno mas --
-[Crew Laughing]
1085
01:44:40,551 --> 01:44:42,519
Thanks, Fido.
1086
01:44:56,967 --> 01:45:00,198
[ Together ]
One, two, three !
1087
01:45:00,304 --> 01:45:04,206
- [ Yelling ]
- Shit !
1088
01:45:08,311 --> 01:45:11,576
- Thank you so much, Princess.
You're so good.
- [ Laughing ]
1089
01:45:11,681 --> 01:45:15,139
Princess !
Oh, I love you so much.
1090
01:45:15,251 --> 01:45:17,913
[O'Bannon] I'm talking to you!
Turn around!
1091
01:45:18,021 --> 01:45:21,752
Ask me if I give a shit.
1092
01:45:30,867 --> 01:45:33,665
♪ I might walk a little funny
but my walk is me ♪
1093
01:45:33,770 --> 01:45:36,364
♪ I might stutter when I talk
but I say what I see ♪
1094
01:45:36,473 --> 01:45:39,340
♪ I don't agree with every other
little thing that's proven ♪
1095
01:45:39,442 --> 01:45:42,104
♪ I do a lot of things
that I shouldn't be doin ' ♪
1096
01:45:42,212 --> 01:45:44,612
♪ I ruin everything
you might've had in mind ♪
1097
01:45:44,714 --> 01:45:47,581
♪ I'm a consistent, belligerent
solidified mind ♪
1098
01:45:47,684 --> 01:45:50,050
♪ Rhinestone freak
Suburban style ♪
1099
01:45:50,153 --> 01:45:53,020
♪ I ain't got no money
And I got no car ♪
1100
01:45:53,123 --> 01:45:55,591
♪ I might make par
if it don't take much ♪
1101
01:45:55,692 --> 01:45:58,388
♪ I gotta ride very far
'cause I ride on luck ♪
1102
01:45:58,495 --> 01:46:00,963
♪ I stay pretty stuck
in a rut like I should ♪
1103
01:46:01,064 --> 01:46:03,965
♪And I do it for the love
of everything's that's still good ♪
1104
01:46:04,067 --> 01:46:06,365
♪ I don't know why I come here ♪
1105
01:46:06,469 --> 01:46:09,404
♪ But I know I'll never leave ♪
1106
01:46:09,506 --> 01:46:12,304
♪ It's the only place
I wanna be ♪
1107
01:46:12,408 --> 01:46:14,740
♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
1108
01:46:14,844 --> 01:46:17,210
♪ I don't know why I come here ♪
1109
01:46:17,313 --> 01:46:20,282
♪ But I know I'll never leave ♪
1110
01:46:20,383 --> 01:46:23,113
♪ It's the only place
I wanna be ♪
1111
01:46:23,219 --> 01:46:25,710
♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪
1112
01:46:36,499 --> 01:46:39,059
♪ I'm a long way gone
but I ain't short-lived ♪
1113
01:46:39,169 --> 01:46:42,070
♪ I got knee-deep pockets
that leak like a sieve ♪
1114
01:46:42,172 --> 01:46:44,572
♪ I give one tenth throughout
the course of the night ♪
1115
01:46:44,674 --> 01:46:47,336
♪And if I don't go home
then I did things right ♪
1116
01:46:47,443 --> 01:46:49,968
♪ I'd like to settle down
but I ain't that guy ♪
1117
01:46:50,079 --> 01:46:53,014
♪ 'Cause everything I ever did
I always did on the fly ♪
1118
01:46:53,116 --> 01:46:55,482
♪ I stay stuck
in the rut like I should ♪
1119
01:46:55,585 --> 01:46:58,418
♪ You know, I do it for the love
of everything that's still good ♪
1120
01:46:58,521 --> 01:47:00,819
♪ I don't know why I come here ♪
1121
01:47:00,924 --> 01:47:03,950
♪ But I know I'll never leave ♪
1122
01:47:04,060 --> 01:47:06,620
♪ It's the only place
I wanna be ♪
1123
01:47:06,729 --> 01:47:09,323
♪ Yeah, yeah, yeah ♪♪
1124
01:47:10,305 --> 01:47:16,880
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