All language subtitles for S03E03 - 141 Seconds

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"resident alien..."

Hello, asshole.

I have asta on my side,

and we will find out
why you are here.

You will tell me everything
that you know about Harry.

- I have him trapped.
- I printed out this still.

This guy in the
passenger seat is the key

to our whole investigation.

I'm not getting a lot of sleep,

thanks to the owl
outside my window.

You just need to get out
of the house for a little bit.

- I know the perfect place.
- Yellowstone.

I have been trying to
learn what the greys

are doing on earth,
and perhaps the answer

has been in mayor
snowflake's foot all along.

Yeah.

Hi.

My sweet girl.

Hi.

My sweet girl.

Hi.

My sweet girl.

No.

Ten more minutes, please!

No! Come back!

At least let me
remember this time.

Please, let me remember!

You had no business
dragging asta into your mess.

You could have gotten
her killed by that alien.

What the hell were you thinking?

I can't remember what
the hell I was thinking

with such an empty stomach.

Should someone
turn on the griddle?

That's your problem.

You don't think of
anyone but yourself.

That is not true.

Other people will want pancakes.

Also, I'm wearing
a shirt and shoes.

Where is my service?

Dad, yes, it was
scary, but I chose to go.

She's ok.

I had her back,
like I always do.

We were saved by
a 12-year-old boy.

Not if I tell the story first.

I do not understand

why they are so upset about
Joseph nearly killing them.

Every being must
fight to survive.

Moths camouflage
themselves from predators.

Cacti grow spikes.

Humans are no exception.

They forget they are
surrounded by forces

greater than themselves.

Survival is never guaranteed.

I need to go.

Me and my empty
stomach need to go listen

to the mayor complain
about how his antidepressants

are ruining his sex drive.

I think therapy is
supposed to be confidential.

- Also, nasty.
- I said "a mayor."

Some mayor from some other town,

who hates it when sheriff
Mike whistles to get his attention.

Well, some other
mayor canceled therapy

because they're going on
a family trip to yellow stone.

Yellowstone.

Yellowstone!

Ok, now, we didn't get a
match on the fingerprint,

so we got to go back
to what we do have.

Now, tell me, what do
you see here, deputy?

Peter bach driving
the day he died

and a mystery man in
a plaid shirt next to him.

Ok, well let me introduce you
to our unsub, Mr. Plaid, right?

Look how he's sitting...
upright, prepared.

And what does that
suggest? I'll give you a hint.

- It begins with the letter m.
- Military.

- Mime.
- That was my second guess.

A mime is a undervalued
physical discipline.

Their posture's active
even when they sitting still,

and you don't ever
hear 'em coming.

We might be looking
at a killer mime.

Or, thinking outside
the invisible box,

what if he were military
but served a long time ago,

which could explain
why we didn't get a hit

on his prints,
because of a backlog

of military archives?

Now, that's true, but
there's just one problem.

There's no mimes
in the military.

They got "don't
talk, don't tell."

Well, let's take our chances.

We need inside access.

You want to try your
military connections?

No, I don't want
to leave a trail.

Joseph served.

We can have him look into
it, but he didn't come in today.

Well, we should talk
to detective torres.

She has connections with
every three-letter agency there is.

Nice try, deputy.

Think you're gonna
make a phone call

and trick us into
getting back together?

Not a chance.

It's ringing.

Voicemail.

Hi, detective.

It's deputy baker,
over in Patience.

We were wondering if you
could help us with a print

we're trying to nail down.
We've had no luck with AFIS.

And by we, I mean me,
definitely not the sheriff,

because he has his
own life and he's really...

Horny? Really happy.

I mean, he's happy.

Ok, then.

Call me back.

Have you tried writing
with your other hand?

I'm sure... well, well, well!

Hello, sheriff.

Came to turn myself in,

since I broke a
few laws last night.

Hey, hey, hey, hey. Hey, hey.

- All right.
- Mwah!

- Dear god.
- So Mike?

I would like for you to
please meet my mom.

- This is April.
- Hi.

Doesn't she like so
sexy? Look at that ass.

Show him that ass.

Everyone thinks
that we're sisters, so...

People are shocked to hear

that she's 14 years
older than me.

I bet they are.

I've heard a lot
about you, sheriff.

My daughter tells me everything.

- Everything.
- Everything.

Gross.

So Mikey?

I wanted to invite you
to my birthday dinner

this weekend, which
will be so much more fun

with my very special plus-one.

Don't we have that
other thing this weekend?

No, we do not.

At dinner, we talk
about her dowry.

You drove her off the
lot. You got to pay for it.

- Ooh!
- It's spicy Margarita!

Spicy mama-Rita!

- Yeah, that's... ok.
- Ok.

So you'll call me?

Yeah.

You want to go to a
party Saturday night?

No, I do not.

Now, go put the rest of your
stuff in your backpack, ok?

Why are we going to
yellow stone in the winter?

It's freezing there.

Winter is the best
time to go anywhere.

Seasonal depression
increases suicide rates,

so fewer people are traveling.

We are going to have the
whole park to ourselves.

It's going to be great!

Give you a chance
to clear your head,

massage, rest, fresh start.

Hey, Dr. Vanderspeigle.

I heard you're taking
a trip to yellow stone.

I will be joining you.

Well, it's actually sort
of a family holiday...

Yeah.

Family.

I had a family once.

Two loving parents.

They promised to take
me to yellow stone to play

with the yellow stones.

I dreamed of us being
there together in.

I want to say nature?

But the day we were
supposed to leave, they died.

That's the story. They died.

It was sad. They're both dead.

Yes, yes. That is so sad.

Yeah.

Maybe we should bring a
doctor with us, just in case.

I think there are
doctors in yellow stone.

What if you get
in a car accident

on the way there?
You both die on impact.

Max is left alone, hungry.

He has to eat the dead
flesh of his parents.

If I'm there, he could eat me.

Not really sure how you
being a doctor factors in there.

Ok, you know what?

It's... it's fine.

You can come with us. Yeah.

Ben's alien abductions
are obviously

leading him to
something at yellow stone,

and I will be right there
to discover what it is.

Shotgun!

Yellowstone hotel, please hold.

This is nice. It's
very charming.

Yeah, definitely more relaxing

than a car ride
with Harry reciting

every single "law and
order" episode from memory.

Yeah.

Ok, we're alone.

Now, you can tell
me why you're here.

But I haven't finished yet!

Then lennie briscoe
says, "well, life is short."

Because he was short.

Also, he was dead.

I forgot that part.

Come on. You owe me.

I convinced them
to let you come.

Ok, I will tell you
why I am here.

To follow your father

to the greys' secret
headquarters.

To... enjoy this
cartoon raccoon.

A raccoon?

What powers the
thousands of geysers

and hot Springs
here at yellow stone?

Heat from the volcanic
magma chamber

beneath your feet!

Ouch! That's hot!

That was worth the drive.

I read about your hot
stone massages online.

- Can I book one of those here?
- I'm so sorry.

- Our massage studio is closed.
- What?

No, no.

I read about it,
um, on the website.

It says that it's
open year-round.

It is, but we just
had a snowstorm,

and our massage therapist
can't get down to the hotel.

Plow won't get up
there for a while.

What's the plow situation
with your manicurist?

You're in luck.

I do the manicures.

Pierced.

You know what? Actually,
I think I'm just gonna

probably be wearing my mittens.

I'll see you upstairs, honey.

Do you want to see?

That is really neat.

How do you get it
through the nail like that?

- Hey, you ok?
- Hey.

Yeah.

Crying baby
next-door woke me up.

Can you hear it?

No, I don't think so.

Hey, d'arce.

Hey?

Hey, Liv.

I need to talk to you
about something.

Is this about who
made the big snow penis

- outside town hall?
- What?

- What?
- No.

I need your help
ID-ing a suspect.

You see a ton of people
come through here.

I thought you might recognize
who's in the passenger seat.

[Dramatic music[

no, I've definitely never
seen this guy before.

Not ever, never.

Did you know that "never"
is short for "not ever"?

I feel like I maybe
made that up.

Anyway, I haven't seen him.

What about the
shirt? Is it familiar?

It's Colorado.

The people here are
practically made of plaid.

Did that guy just
leave and forget his

Martini shaker?

Yep.

It's definitely his.

- I'm just gonna... - heyo.
- Hey.

I couldn't help but overhear,
because I was listening.

I hope the case
isn't too dangerous.

'Cause I worry about
Mike, you know?

Cop's old lady.

You know how it
is. It's like... Nope.

Every time the phone rings,
is this gonna be the call?

It's scary.

Hey, I need you to give
him a message from me.

Ok.

Hey.

How was your
date the other night?

It didn't look like it
was going so well.

Yeah, not good. He
was barely human.

Ok. Well, good. I'm glad.

Because that means you
might be free Saturday.

There's a scare-a-thon
double horror feature.

- I thought we could go together.
- Yes! I'd love that.

Except I have to work
a double Saturday.

Shoot. I'm sorry.

That's ok. Um, no worries.

- Another time.
- Ok.

Thanks for asking.

Jay!

My god! Get in here!

You guys hanging
out? I love that for us.

I'd love to join, but I can't.
I gotta take a rain check.

- Sorry.
- All right.

- We got a code red.
- Whoa!

Maybe don't say that.

A lot of things happen when
someone yells that here.

Mike and Liv are onto Harry
for the alien tracker's murder.

- What?
- Yeah.

Liv has a picture
of him in the Van.

Well, not all of
him, but his shirt.

You know Liv.

She'll just go closet to
closet to closet till she finds it.

God. We need to warn Harry.

Shit, he's out of town.
Um... I will call him.

- Are you crazy?
- Hey!

Whoa, hey! What are you doing?

- My god!
- No, no, no! No!

Look, I'm covering your ass.

If Harry's in the crosshairs
for this investigation,

they'll subpoena his phone.

They'll see your text messages,
and then they'll subpoena

your phone, and then bam!

You'll go down with him.

You do know that
the police don't need

the actual phone to retrieve
digital records on it, right?

That's a good point.

I think someone's in the closet.

Well, that's the
connecting door to the room

we're not using because
nobody from our family

is in that room.

Not using that door!

This one is closer!

Nope, that door is
the family door, ok?

I will meet you at the
normal person door.

God!

I broke a nail!

I... I would like to
trade these disgusting

fruit teas for some coffee.
There is none in my room.

You, feeling a bit
of a draft there?

Yes, yes.

The cold air on my underparts
keeps my scrotum taut.

Ok, well, I don't
really want to know

what's going on
with your scrotum.

Would you mind closing
your robe, please?

We don't have any
coffee in here either.

One of the trucks got snowed in,

along with half of the staff

because apparently
this is the first winter

it's ever snowed here.

There is fresh coffee in
the lobby, though, so.

I will go get coffee once I know

what we are doing for the day.

We?

I cannot be alone!

I'm sad again because
of dead parents.

May they rest in one piece.

That is sad.

- How did they die?
- Max, be nice.

I'm sorry.
Dr. Vanderspeigle, of course.

Of course, you can come with us.

You know, I was thinking
that we could try snowshoeing.

No. Ben needs to decide.

Here.

Um... Let your
intuition be your guide.

Tell your intuition
to be specific.

- How about a snow cat tour?
- Yeah.

That did not sound
like Ben's voice.

Ok, why don't we
just do old faithful?

- That's a great place to start.
- Sure. Old faithful.

Wait, are you saying that
because your wife said it

or because you want to do it?

I want to do it
because Kate said it,

and I like it when she's happy.

That's an awful way
to live. Close your eyes.

Close them shut.

What do you see?

A beam in an old barn,
and I am putting my head

through a circle made of rope.

- Honey.
- I already said old faithful.

Cool.

- Sounds fun.
- I'm excited.

I'm exhausted.

- Ok, the coast is clear.
- Ok, thank you, dad.

I told you you
didn't have to come.

It's just Harry's
cabin. It's safe.

We don't know that.

The guy had a
grey hybrid after him.

Who knows what's
coming for him today?

Plus, he nicked my fishing pole.

- I want it back.
- Ok.

How does an alien even
afford a cabin on the lake?

More importantly, who gets
it when he goes home or,

- you know, when the bat alien...
- can we focus, please? Ok?

Mike and Liv are probably
on their way already,

looking for that plaid shirt.

I mean... Ooh.

Ha!

What's he, the brawny
paper towel man?

Whoa.

Look at all that plaid.

Ok, what color was it?

Picture was black and white.

Looks like we're gonna
have to burn them all.

Planets are alive.

On planet earth, volcanoes,
forest fires, and earthquakes

are just some of it's
natural processes.

They are all necessary
for earth's survival,

even if they take out
a few million people

now and then.

Water fills the chamber
beneath the geyser,

and eventually,
the water becomes

hot enough to vaporize,

triggering the massive eruption.

Hey! Where you been?

- You missed it.
- That's ok.

I saw it on TV once. I think.

The mayor obviously
does not care about this.

As I feared, old faithful
is not what drew him here.

Hey, dad, where
did you get that hat?

You like it?

I just bought it off
a guy back there.

You bought a hat off a stranger?

Well, not just any hat. It's
Sullivan gravel company.

They've been around
for, like, 70 years.

- But was it on his head?
- You're missing the point.

Gravel is one of
the most important

building materials
in the whole world.

Gravel is big dirt.

Much more complex than that.

Without gravel,
we couldn't live.

I prefer not living
to this conversation.

Let me look at your map.

Is there anywhere on here
you feel like going next?

How about a shower?

My head is
getting a little itchy.

This thing might be wool.

Maybe it just came
off a stranger's head.

That is why the mayor was
compelled to come here

Sullivan gravel.

- Still no sign of Mr. Plaid?
- Nothing.

I've seen Ms. Polka
dot, professor ugly boots,

and I just got a real good
look at deputy can't park.

I only hit the curb once,

and it was just
because I was distracted

by a pigeon with
a limp. Poor thing.

And then I almost
hit the pigeon.

Don't worry about
limping pigeons.

Over time, they've
developed the ability

to fake ankle injuries to
get more bread from people.

It's sad.

It used to be such a proud bird.

And I saw your grandma.

Nana? Where?

No, no. Calm down, deputy.

She's gone.

Sure moves fast for an old lady,

more like a skitter.

Hi, Lena.

Yeah.

He's good.

He's here right now.

He farted earlier.

What the

I know, but he looks so cute
in that sweater you got him.

I appreciate it.

Talk soon.

Yes!

She has a contact
that can run the print

through a more
comprehensive military database.

Good.

That's good.

I'm sorry she didn't
ask about you.

No, no, it's fine.

I don't care about that, so long

as the case is moving forward.

You made the paper, deputy.

"To protect and
serve?" Question Mark?

It's always that question
Mark that's the killer.

No.

The reporter saw my interview
in the alien documentary.

"Deputy Olivia baker's obsession

"with ufos isn't contained
to her off-duty life.

"Photos online show
baker in uniform,

"posing with the
late Peter bach,

"a popular alien
conspiracy theorist.

"There is no telling
what ufo conspiracies

baker might be using our
tax dollars to investigate"?

"Olivia is a liar and has
been a liar her whole life,

"says source close to
baker." Jesus, this is bad.

He even hinted at our
secret investigation.

Listen, deputy, if I have
taught you one thing,

it's that this job is
all about control.

Really?

And you're a master of control?

Well, I mean, more of a jedi,

- but I'm working towards master.
- Wow.

Well, guess who
this is from, jedi?

Ooh! Ok.

In my defense, I
was drunk, and...

And she smelled like vanilla.
I don't mean vanilla perfume.

I mean, like a damn cake,

and it just caught me off guard,

and I was so hungry.

I know! Look, I like Judy.

I mean, she's cute and kooky,

and actually, she's really sweet

in her own kind of
weird way, but yes, no,

I should not have...
have done that.

I'm gonna... I'ma
write her back, and...

Just... you know what?

I am going to talk
to her in-person.

'Cause... just because.

Hey. Hot chocolate.

- Ooh, very hot.
- Thanks.

I'm glad I know.

About Harry.

I don't want you to have
to do all this alone anymore.

Thank you.

Let's take turns.

It is so cold.

I can take over for a bit.

No, hey.

No, I got it.

Ok.

That... one wasn't plaid.

Yeah, I just... I
really hate that one.

Sorry, Harry.

There it goes.

Can you believe this?

All this stuff is
from the diner.

Two plates, three coffee cups

I mean, who steals a coffee pot?

I used to think Harry

didn't know how the world works,

and now I just
think he's klepto.

Why don't you just
sit down and relax,

or go out and enjoy the fire?

I have to get rid of any
sign of the alien tracker.

He could have drank
from one of these.

Who knows?

- Dad?
- Sit.

Ok.

Relax.

When I first got
back from Vietnam,

I just always felt like
there was some emergency

I had to get to.

I existed in a world
of chaos and dread.

Trauma.

And the strange thing is,
I was comfortable there.

I'm sorry, dad.

That sounds awful.

Jimmy's gone from your life now,

and you've got me and
d'arcy and that general

to help you with that alien.

You can breathe easy.

So what does life
look like for asta

when she's not in crisis mode?

These gravel workers

are all in excellent
physical shape

and very good-looking.

One thing I know
about attractive humans

is they do not
work the night shift.

They work in the light, so
everyone can enjoy them.

No, these are not humans.

- They are...
- Hi, Harry!

Wha...

How did you get here?!

Alien tracker? Alien?

Tell me what's going on.

You still owe me.

I owe you?

You would be an exhibit
in a zoo on my planet

if I hadn't brought you back.

And you'd be dead
in a grey alien trap

if I hadn't saved you.

I see, tits for tats.

You play well.

You have good tits.

- Inappropriate.
- Fine.

I have made a discovery.

Do you see those
workers over there?

Yeah?

They all look like
toothpaste models.

Yes. Exactly.

Because they are grey hybrids.

- They're half-electric?
- No!

They are alien hybrids!

That means they are
half-human and half-alien.

The hybrids are
gravitating to that trailer,

and I need to find out why.

- You stay here.
- I want to help.

Fine.

You can help with one thing.

Ok.

Peel this orange.

When I get back, I'll eat it.

Nice try.

Keep it moving, pal.

I'm spoken for.

Ooh!

And that's who's
doing the speaking!

- Hey, my guy!
- Hey! Hey!

I saved you a seat.

It's the one on this stool.

Could... could we have a word?

It's my butt.

Your butt, ok.

I know.

- In the back?
- Yeah, I do that, too.

That's good.

Can we talk in... in the back?

- Yeah.
- Yeah?

- Sure, ok.
- Let's do that.

Yes, indeed.

After me.

So... I'm sorry,
but I can't make it

to your birthday dinner.

And, um, don't get me wrong.

The other night
was a lot of fun,

but I'm just not looking to
get involved with anyone.

Totally, me neither.

So what did you think,
we were gonna, like,

buy a house together
or something?

Well, I guess not.

A little ranch-style, you know,

two-bedroom with a tree
in the yard and, you know,

somewhere to sit and
maybe some squirrels

for Kevin and cletus to chase?

No!

- Not us!
- So dumb.

Juju.

I was nervous.

- I'm glad you understand.
- Yeah.

And I hope you have
a very happy birthday.

- Thanks.
- Ok?

- Yeah.
- All right.

Thanks.

- You want to talk about it?
- Talk about what?

I'm...

The party was just, like,
a stupid idea anyway.

I'm just gonna call my
mom and tell her to cancel it.

I totally don't care.

I feel so stupid.

I just... you know.

When is it gonna be my turn?

Just as I suspected,
a secret entrance.

A portal!

It must lead directly
to the greys' ship.

Someone here ask for an orange?

- Is that a catchphrase?
- I'm trying it out.

Well, it's not very good.

Let's enjoy the moment.

You did your job.

Now, fall back.

That means go back to the car.

The gravel company
must be the greys' cover

to hide what
they're really doing.

Whatever their plan is,
it is a massive operation.

It clearly has been in
progress for decades.

Hot, hot, hot,
hot, hot, hot, hot!

- Hot.
- What's that?

Well, the spa may be
closed, but I can still give you

a nice hot-stone massage.

- Found 'em outside.
- Ben.

That's very... I'm sorry,
what is that smell?

Not sure if these are all rocks.

Does yellow stone have turtles?

- You microwaved a turtle?
- No.

I microwaved a rock
that looks a lot like a turtle.

God.

I'm sorry about this trip.

It's just been a disaster.

No.

Yeah, I just

I wanted to give you a
break, just a chance to reset,

- and I blew it.
- No, I'm glad you did. Ok?

A trip does not have to
be perfect to be special.

The important thing is
we were all here together.

- Right?
- Yeah.

And where is Max anyway?

Who knows? Arcade?

- Ok, now you hear that, right?
- Hear what?

At least let me
remember this time!

Let me remember!

Kate?

What are you doing?

Is that your baby?

Yes.

- Can I hold her?
- No.

Please... come on.

I'm so sorry. Come on.

The greatest force
in the universe

is entropy, the
tendency toward chaos.

Things fall apart.

There is no extended warranty.

Even if there were, it
would still be a ripoff.

But causing things to fall apart

outside the natural
order is just wrong.

The greys are not builders.

They are destroyers.

They are as shortsighted
and selfish as humans,

but even worse,
because they are smarter.

That is why I have to figure out

why they want to store so
much water underground.

There must be some reason.

Son of a bitch!

The greys' cavern is here.

If they filled it
completely with water,

then connected it by a
tunnel to the magma chamber,

millions of gallons of water
would suddenly heat up,

and the pressure would
turn the 2,000 square miles

of yellow stone national park

into the most
destructive natural bomb

in the history of the world.

What powers the thousands
of geysers and hot Springs

here in yellow stone?

Heat from the volcanic
magma chamber

- beneath your feet.
- Ouch! That's hot!

- That's so hot!
- My god!

I'm burning alive.

I found a store in braddock

that sells the exact
plaid shirt from the video.

They gave me a list of
everyone who bought it,

and six of them
live in Patience.

And guess what?

The shirt was on sale,
so I bought one for John.

Excellent work, but
now, I've got to put.

John's name on the suspect list.

John might want to lawyer up.

- God, it's Nana.
- Hi!

Is my tie straight?

- Fix it.
- Ok, I'm trying.

- Fix it!
- Ok!

Nana! Hi.

Doing a... a little shopping?

Well, let's see. I
got a shopping bag.

Could I be shopping?

It's good seeing you
again, miss Patty.

- I'll go warm up the truck.
- Nope.

Is this one giving
you a hard time

since she became a big shot?

Picture in the paper, just
like Princess Margaret.

You read the article?

Of course I read
the article, Liv.

I was interviewed for it.

Not that they
gave me any credit.

So you're the unnamed source?

You called me a liar, Nana.

I did not.

I called you a fantasist.

I said you were
always making stuff up

and your relationship with
reality was tenuous at best.

That seems worse.

For Pete's sake,
fix your uniform.

You can't expect
to get any respect

if you're walking
around town like you're

the cheapest girl
in the whorehouse.

Right, sheriff?

Bye, Nana.

She's so funny.

Hey, it's from detective torres.

Her contact got a match
on that print from the Van.

Dr. Wendy beasley,
retired military chemist.

You were right.

Her prints were in
the military archives.

Are you kidding me? We did it!

We got a match!
This is great news!

I try so hard!

It's ok, deputy.

So the greys want to kill us all

and take the planet
for themselves?

Yes.

I do not know why
they are doing it.

They cannot live long in
earth's atmosphere or gravity.

So how long till it blows up?

Based on the amount
of water it will take

to fill the cavern,
maybe a year.

I mean, a year is plenty
of time to stop them, right?

I love a year. We
could do a year.

Yes.

I will stop the greys from
destroying the planet.

Ok.

I can't talk about the end
of the world without dessert.

Thanks, dad.

But I...

Harry's gonna stop yellow
stone from blowing up.

What? No! I did not say that.

I said I will stop the
greys from blowing it up.

I cannot stop yellow
stone from blowing itself up.

I'm sorry, what?

The yellow stone caldera,

it erupts every 600,000 years.

The last time it erupted
was 634,000 years ago.

So, yes, that baby is crowning.

Wouldn't it be funny
if I stopped the greys,

and then the caldera
blew up right after?

That would be funny.

Because of the timing.

Comedy is all about...

- The timing.
- Ok, yes.

It's a volcano.

But without the greys'
cave and the water thing,

it won't be as bad, right?

No, not as bad.

The earth will not be destroyed.

Ok, good.

It will kill millions of people,

though, including all of you.

I prefer it with the
whipped cream.

I'm not hungry for pie anymore.

I'll take it.

Do not be worried.

In a few thousand years,

the earth will return
to normal, reborn.

He's right.

The volcanoes are a big
part of the cycle of things.

They've been going on
a lot longer than we have.

Yeah, but what are we supposed

to do with this information?

What did you do with it before?

Not know it?

Well, just keep doing the
only thing you know to do

while you're still alive.

Live the best life you can.

A human lifespan
can last 85 years,

or more, if they are lucky.

It might seem long to humans,

but when compared to
the age of planet earth,

a human life would only
be 141 seconds long.

That is why it is
important for them

to live the best life they can,

to be the best human they can...

Every day.

My goodness, I love you!

Hi!

And appreciate the seconds
they have with one another.

You blew off work.

You think I'd miss
watching you scream?

Here.

Shh!

Luckily for them,

they will all get
a little more time.

I'm the only one who
can stop the greys,

and I will not
give up until I do.

You're a blue avian!

Ok.

So I am from the
galactic federation,

and I'm here to inform you
that you are being served.

Served? For what?

Among the charges,
you broke galactic law

when you did not honor
your contract with the greys

to vacate the planet.

So you are hereby ordered
to leave earth immediately.

Honestly, dude,
just go to the back

and sign the last page.
You are in big trouble.

Son of a bitch.