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So if
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From GandS equals P from Murg
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Times pi of just it is then the event is stochastic
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Just call me now clicked or yes
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Yes, you have to come
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But I wanted to go to Lucia now
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I need your help
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Okay, see you soon, my darling
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I understand your sadness and anger
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To the Eichhorn
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And those of all the other parents friends and family but I have to tell you that they
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Fellow citizens go too far with their guardian angels
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TV
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Let me boss you around again
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Let's be clear
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The police and only the police are responsible for the safety and well-being of the population
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The Amelie
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The fact is
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With the guardian angels patrolling the streets, at least no girls have disappeared
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second
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What
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Bye
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She sat on the stairs and put her shoes on
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Yellow shoelaces
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Can't remember what else she did, only had the shoelaces
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Sorry, I slipped with the razor, good thing he did too
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Please save me, I'm about to go on a date, the first one in a long time, and I don't want to show up like that, sorry
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If she cuts without training she will get in trouble
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No one will ever know
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I'll give you a smooth transition
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How to leave your hair longer on top
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Let's not be on first name terms, I'm Johannes
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Jean
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genius
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My parents' favorite film was Jean Paul Belmondo Jean See
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My name is Johannes if that's my grandfather's name
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How's math going?
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The book, yes
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I'll put it this way, the only thing that stands between me and the high school diploma is the shitty stochastics why
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You said I was lucky my ear wasn't gone
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No reason to complain about the mirror
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What do you think about the probability that I wouldn't be sitting here but in the emergency room?
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70%
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0.7 bloody hospital is probably just 0.3 genius
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Not likely to switch
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Remember I keep cutting even though one ear is cut off, what are the chances that I will cut off both ears
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0.7
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And 0.7 makes 1.4
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Who can do 140% or more than the watches? Even I can do it
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My basic principle is that we don't add probabilities, we multiply them by 0.7
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Normally 0.7 is 0.49
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Do 49%
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What are the chances that I won't cut off both of my ears for a shitty one
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0.3
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0.3 is 0.099
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Very good
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0.09 I could give you
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News
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Didn't want to seem intrusive, no
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Do you think it would work so quickly?
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So because my math is already on
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With 140% probability
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Tomorrow 6 p.m. in my office
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And I would need the book with me to prepare, as I say, I'll be happy if I have to get it by then
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That's fine, but I don't pay anything for the message
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Until tomorrow
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Sony Salzburg Gini
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I ask the picture in my hands
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Is our day
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Already over
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And when my mom calls you're in the shower
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The best of the best
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You are in the evening
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What's the weather like
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Are you crazy that scares the hell out of me, I'm sorry, I didn't mean that
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Don't complain when it's your turn next
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Coffee
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Thanks
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Very dear
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I think if I look long enough I'll see her at some point
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The plan of the pattern the big picture
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Maybe the perpetrator isn't even there yet
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Hello
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I'm back
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What are you doing
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You cancel her cell phone contract without discussing it with me
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What if they are on the phone?
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Telephoned
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I have to go now
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Help all clear
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Did you please remind your mom to transfer my salary?
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Hello, oh you
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I'm sorry, I don't have time now
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It's a big problem for me and I have to help him out of it
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And what about my nature?
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One second
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Help okay
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If you have any questions just call me
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How
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Start
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See you then
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Annoying the family again
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Turn off
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Do you have training in the kitchen?
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Glad your phone is doing better again
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Okay, I'll try dad
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What do you want here
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I'm in the city
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I thought I would meet by chance forward
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Since when are you
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8 months
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Turn off my alarm clock I thought
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I thought maybe you wouldn't want to come too little ass next week
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Maybe you're still thinking about it
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Bachmann
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Too much responsibility too little reward
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Do you have any help? I really feel like I'm understanding something
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True
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I would also like to invite you for a drink
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I'm twice as old as you and I'm in Mödling
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I'm full
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Yes
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But I have seen a few bigwigs as clients, namely who are dating a student
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That you care so much what others think
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I'm sorry, I just had a shitty day
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The client
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Then I'll tell you now what you need to google
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I hear
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Blobfish with a W
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Weather absolutely
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Official
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Voted the ugliest animal in the world
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Thanks for that, that helped
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Wake me up to bed
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Only if I can invite you to a picnic at least once
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Questions
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Good morning pancakes
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I'm sorry I was so mean yesterday
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You're doing better, much better
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What have I already done?
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That feels so good
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You only realize how great it is when the children are out of the woods and I have to go
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I'm invited to Lucia's birthday brunch, her birthday is in January
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Carlos birthday
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How old will she be?
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All the best
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Fuck
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Happy Birthday to you
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Happy Birthday to you
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Happy birthday dear Carla
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Happy Birthday to you
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Happy Birthday
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My darling
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We hope that you are well and
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Mega
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3 zombie films in a row
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Which one
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Do not you know him
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One is zombie apocalypse or yes
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Concentra
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Funny because
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Martin Ebner from the guardian angels told me that
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Jeannie went out alone at 8 p.m., the freak who chased me, Martin protected you
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So stop lying where have you been
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I'm 19, okay, I don't have to answer to you anymore, Carla was 19
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How she disappeared
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If we knew where she was that day when she scored then she would be here with us now
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I'm all about celebrating with us, then maybe this family will still be a whole family, you know
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Treasure
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My mum
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And why are you grinning like that?
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How about the flea?
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It'll be there tomorrow evening
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What was that about you and Toni?
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Conn
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I'm sorry
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The thing is bone dry
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Just no feeling for it
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And what's up, I'm with Anna
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During the summer holidays you are looking for your own apartment
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The artist murdered a blonde 18 year old girl not far from here 20 years ago
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I know the case but it has nothing to do with us
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Maurice sat there as the four girls disappeared. I'm not interested in the crime scene from back then either
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Tax advisor named Johannes Bachmann here from Mödling
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Bought jeans
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Remember in 2 weeks before she disappeared
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OK
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Good luck
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You haven't even told me what happened to your date
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So I asked
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Yes, she just wanted my body again, oh a round of pity
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Fuck
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Mr. tax advisor, you are a real criminal
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Most are tax advisors
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Temptation and has a small speech impediment
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Can I now tell you more
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He braided me long braids out of forest and meadow flowers
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Me on a branch
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I jumped down into his arms for what felt like a thousand times
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And then he's with me on his shoulders
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Walked across the field for hours
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Can you read my every wish from my eyes, what happened
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Fuck cancer when I was six
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Not hide
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You are worth seeing
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That's what your dad wanted too
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What happened to your parents car accident but I pay attention
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Is that you scared me, sorry
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Where is my mom?
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Do you still have time?
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I need your help
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I'm here
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Is that my daughter
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That looks really good, darling
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Craziness
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And I have all the money from the till
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What
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And now you have something about false ibans, tell me, what comes to mind? Rummaging around in one of my things occurs to me: you have 60
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You can't pay
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This looks much worse than it is
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And there is a very simple solution
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Gone in one fell swoop
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You're my boss, it's funny, isn't it?
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I know that you have other plans but you are still so young you can still travel and study in two years Tini
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