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Would you like to inspect the original subtitles? These are the user uploaded subtitles that are being translated: 1 00:00:36,600 --> 00:00:38,200 - Hey, baby. - Hi. 2 00:00:44,560 --> 00:00:49,360 He was killed by the reverend's daughter. 3 00:00:52,600 --> 00:00:53,760 How do you know that? 4 00:00:53,760 --> 00:00:57,560 Because when Peter got into trouble with the Megargee girl, 5 00:01:00,280 --> 00:01:01,840 he came to me for money. 6 00:01:03,080 --> 00:01:06,440 Francine, I'm really sorry. Can I come in, please? 7 00:01:06,440 --> 00:01:07,920 So, if you can just lend me just a bit of money... 8 00:01:08,600 --> 00:01:10,240 I said no, of course. 9 00:01:11,160 --> 00:01:16,760 And then he went missing, with just that bloody finger left behind. 10 00:01:18,920 --> 00:01:20,920 What do you mean, he came to you for money? 11 00:01:22,240 --> 00:01:24,200 What, you've known this whole time, and you haven't said anything? 12 00:01:24,200 --> 00:01:30,000 That girl... Her family are so dangerous, Elliot. 13 00:01:30,840 --> 00:01:35,160 - The full story would wound you deeply. - What, wound me more than not knowing? 14 00:01:35,520 --> 00:01:39,400 Wound me more than my boyfriend being murdered by fucking Tina? 15 00:01:41,480 --> 00:01:45,360 Grandma, what trouble did he get into? 16 00:01:47,000 --> 00:01:51,000 Grandma, please. You can't just say all of that and then stop there. 17 00:01:54,080 --> 00:01:56,600 The child is his, Elliot. 18 00:01:57,600 --> 00:02:00,680 - What child is whose? - The child with the horse. 19 00:02:03,000 --> 00:02:04,400 Tina's child. 20 00:02:10,080 --> 00:02:11,560 Peter was the father. 21 00:02:18,840 --> 00:02:20,000 This is depressing. 22 00:02:21,040 --> 00:02:26,040 I can basically be a deep fat fryer or a toilet cleaner. 23 00:02:26,040 --> 00:02:27,760 Tell Francine you're shagging Jess instead, 24 00:02:27,760 --> 00:02:29,120 so she can start paying for shit again. 25 00:02:29,120 --> 00:02:32,960 No. Fuck her. You're way more important to me than money. 26 00:02:32,960 --> 00:02:35,240 She loves you, Elliot. Seriously, it's not worth it. 27 00:02:35,240 --> 00:02:36,400 No, I'm not lying any more. 28 00:02:36,400 --> 00:02:37,960 It's not her fault that she's ancient 29 00:02:37,960 --> 00:02:40,560 and has a shitty version of the world ingrained into her. 30 00:02:40,560 --> 00:02:42,600 No, I do think it's actually her fault. Yeah. 31 00:02:42,600 --> 00:02:44,880 Come on. 32 00:02:46,000 --> 00:02:50,360 I can't believe we barely have any furniture and you've done this. 33 00:02:50,600 --> 00:02:53,440 Lighting is everything, Elliot. It is the entire vibe. 34 00:02:53,440 --> 00:02:55,840 - It is the feng shui of vibes. - So soothing. 35 00:02:55,840 --> 00:02:58,680 Did you actually read that thing I sent you about colour light therapy? 36 00:02:58,680 --> 00:03:01,480 - Reading's hard. - It is literally a listicle, Elliot. 37 00:03:01,480 --> 00:03:04,240 Yeah? Just... You can handle it. 38 00:03:05,600 --> 00:03:08,240 What are you doing being so cute on the other end of the sofa? 39 00:03:09,000 --> 00:03:10,160 Just... 40 00:03:10,440 --> 00:03:12,520 - Listicle? - Just doing... 41 00:03:12,520 --> 00:03:15,360 Miss Listicle? Miss Listicle? 42 00:03:15,800 --> 00:03:17,360 Remove your stinky foot from my mouth. 43 00:03:28,160 --> 00:03:29,440 Do you think we'll have babies? 44 00:03:34,400 --> 00:03:35,480 Maybe. 45 00:03:37,320 --> 00:03:38,480 Maybe one. 46 00:03:39,880 --> 00:03:41,480 But not for, like, a decade. 47 00:03:42,320 --> 00:03:45,960 - And only if it's gay. - Okay. 48 00:03:47,760 --> 00:03:49,920 I don't think I'd be a very good dad. 49 00:03:49,920 --> 00:03:53,440 Well, neither of us would be yet. That's why I said in, like, a decade. 50 00:03:53,840 --> 00:03:56,320 We've gotta let our brains finish developing first. 51 00:03:59,040 --> 00:04:00,720 Or maybe we just don't have kids. 52 00:04:02,640 --> 00:04:05,040 I don't care what we do as long as I do it with you. 53 00:04:10,960 --> 00:04:12,760 - Did I say something wrong? - No. 54 00:04:13,160 --> 00:04:15,440 - No? - No, you said nothing wrong. 55 00:04:17,360 --> 00:04:20,440 You are just so sweet. I don't know how I got so lucky. 56 00:04:20,440 --> 00:04:21,840 I'm the lucky one. 57 00:04:23,080 --> 00:04:25,240 - I love you, Elliot. - I love you, Peter. 58 00:04:47,240 --> 00:04:48,720 That's my daddy. 59 00:04:59,400 --> 00:05:02,040 - Hi, Poopee. - Hi. 60 00:05:04,120 --> 00:05:05,120 What was that? 61 00:05:06,480 --> 00:05:07,800 Nothing. I'm on my phone. 62 00:05:07,800 --> 00:05:10,480 - Peter? - Seriously, I'm good. I'm fine. 63 00:05:15,360 --> 00:05:17,320 Do you think Elliot and I are right for each other? 64 00:05:17,320 --> 00:05:20,400 Peter, no. What? 65 00:05:21,280 --> 00:05:23,880 I don't know. Things recently, they've just been kind of off. They're just... 66 00:05:23,880 --> 00:05:26,640 Oh, my God. Really? We literally just signed the contract on this place. 67 00:05:26,640 --> 00:05:27,840 Yeah. 68 00:05:28,640 --> 00:05:31,000 It's always been, like... He's in my mind. Like, he just... 69 00:05:31,000 --> 00:05:35,320 He gets exactly what I'm thinking, but, like, recently, there's a disconnect. 70 00:05:36,720 --> 00:05:40,080 I don't think he's getting me like he used to, the way I need him to. 71 00:05:40,280 --> 00:05:42,640 Well, did you tell him what you need? 72 00:05:43,240 --> 00:05:45,160 Or do you just expect him to read your mind? 73 00:05:45,160 --> 00:05:48,920 - Isn't the one supposed to read my mind? - No. That's silly. 74 00:05:48,920 --> 00:05:53,200 Elliot just gets in his own little world sometimes. 75 00:05:53,640 --> 00:05:55,040 You just need to be straight with him. 76 00:05:56,160 --> 00:06:00,240 - I don't know. I don't know. - You're self-sabotaging. 77 00:06:01,240 --> 00:06:03,480 Let him at least try and be there for you. 78 00:06:04,600 --> 00:06:06,840 - You know he'd do anything for you. - I know. 79 00:06:08,080 --> 00:06:09,080 I know. 80 00:06:09,080 --> 00:06:11,520 He chose you over endless money from his grandma. 81 00:06:15,280 --> 00:06:16,520 There's something else. 82 00:06:17,920 --> 00:06:20,680 - No. - Yes. You're lying. 83 00:06:24,440 --> 00:06:27,040 Pow. Come on. 84 00:06:27,040 --> 00:06:28,960 - You want me to dance for you? - It's nice. 85 00:06:29,640 --> 00:06:30,920 Yes, baby. 86 00:06:31,520 --> 00:06:33,000 This is... I feel like I shouldn't be here. 87 00:06:38,120 --> 00:06:41,640 - You had a baby with our brother. - No, Jess. What? 88 00:06:41,640 --> 00:06:45,280 No, no. What the fuck? The DNA match... 89 00:06:46,240 --> 00:06:48,920 Was Nico, not me. 90 00:06:56,400 --> 00:06:57,680 So you're not my sister? 91 00:07:03,680 --> 00:07:04,760 You're a liar. 92 00:07:10,040 --> 00:07:11,400 - Elliot. - Elliot. 93 00:07:11,400 --> 00:07:12,480 Elliot. 94 00:07:12,680 --> 00:07:15,400 - Karis, pass me her. - Oh, my God. Oh, my God. 95 00:07:17,400 --> 00:07:19,840 - Don't get it on his suit. - Elliot. Elliot. 96 00:07:20,640 --> 00:07:22,920 Back up. Give him some space. 97 00:07:27,040 --> 00:07:29,400 - Peter cheated on me. - You're lying. 98 00:07:29,400 --> 00:07:32,400 He had a kid with Tina Megargee and then she killed him. 99 00:07:32,400 --> 00:07:34,440 - Stop. Who told you that? - Oh, my fucking God. 100 00:07:34,440 --> 00:07:35,520 My grandma. 101 00:07:35,520 --> 00:07:37,120 - Francine? - Yeah. 102 00:07:37,120 --> 00:07:39,680 - That's the actual tea. - Fuck, I wanna die. 103 00:07:39,840 --> 00:07:42,760 Peter the cheater. It was in a rhyme all along. 104 00:07:42,760 --> 00:07:45,680 Sorry. Who's Teeny McGoogy? 105 00:07:45,680 --> 00:07:49,080 No, Tina Megargee. She went to uni with us and she's Jess' sister. 106 00:07:49,480 --> 00:07:52,200 Wait. Incest baby. 107 00:07:52,200 --> 00:07:53,320 No, no, she's not Jess' sister. 108 00:07:53,320 --> 00:07:55,000 She lied so that Jess would run away with her. 109 00:07:55,600 --> 00:07:58,120 He was killed by the reverend's daughter. 110 00:07:58,440 --> 00:07:59,600 Where's my phone? 111 00:08:00,200 --> 00:08:01,960 - Where's my phone? - I don't know. 112 00:08:01,960 --> 00:08:03,040 Where the fuck is my phone? 113 00:08:03,640 --> 00:08:04,800 Oh, God! 114 00:08:05,520 --> 00:08:08,200 - Oh, God. - Get the fuck out! 115 00:08:08,200 --> 00:08:09,440 I need to get my fucking phone. 116 00:08:09,440 --> 00:08:11,200 - Where the fuck is it? - It's in the fucking bed. 117 00:08:11,200 --> 00:08:13,120 - Just fucking get it! - Okay. 118 00:08:22,360 --> 00:08:23,360 Go. 119 00:08:24,680 --> 00:08:25,880 Shut the fucking door! 120 00:08:27,880 --> 00:08:29,320 Elliot, please can I post this? 121 00:08:29,320 --> 00:08:31,640 I cannot imagine a possibly worse day in my life. 122 00:08:33,600 --> 00:08:34,600 What? 123 00:08:34,600 --> 00:08:37,440 Call Jess, call Jess. Call Jess now, please. 124 00:08:37,440 --> 00:08:39,240 I think she blocked me. I don't know. 125 00:08:40,520 --> 00:08:41,680 Is it going through? 126 00:08:41,680 --> 00:08:42,960 - No. - No? Okay. 127 00:08:46,320 --> 00:08:48,560 What, the Irish Sea? This morning. 128 00:08:49,440 --> 00:08:50,440 Okay. 129 00:08:50,440 --> 00:08:52,840 {\an8}Wait. 353. That's Ireland's country code, right? 130 00:08:52,840 --> 00:08:54,640 Why would any of us know that? Yeah, yeah, it is. 131 00:08:57,280 --> 00:08:58,320 Elliot, it's me. 132 00:08:58,320 --> 00:08:59,640 God, she sounds like shit. 133 00:08:59,640 --> 00:09:02,960 I'm so fucking sorry. I love you, okay? 134 00:09:03,320 --> 00:09:04,440 And I need you to know that... 135 00:09:04,600 --> 00:09:07,600 - Where the fuck is she? - Search the number online. 136 00:09:07,600 --> 00:09:09,040 ...if I'm ever gonna see you again. 137 00:09:09,040 --> 00:09:10,680 {\an8}Okay, look up how to get here. 138 00:09:10,680 --> 00:09:12,720 {\an8}-And Peter... - Happy Jeff's Pub. 139 00:09:12,720 --> 00:09:13,920 - ...loved you... - Yeah? 140 00:09:13,920 --> 00:09:17,160 And you, you call this policeman on speaker, yeah? 141 00:09:17,160 --> 00:09:20,800 I'm in a pub in literal Ireland, 142 00:09:20,800 --> 00:09:24,240 and this town is, like, a fairytale village. 143 00:09:24,240 --> 00:09:27,040 Like, we went to this mini-horse farm, 144 00:09:27,040 --> 00:09:30,480 and the place we're renting is, like, this little Irish cottage. 145 00:09:30,480 --> 00:09:33,320 It is so cute. It's in the middle of these, like, green fields, 146 00:09:34,440 --> 00:09:37,360 and there's this big fucking tree in the front of it. 147 00:09:37,360 --> 00:09:41,680 And it has this little green Irish door, and it's all really camp. 148 00:09:41,680 --> 00:09:44,360 You would actually die. It's... Yeah. 149 00:09:47,000 --> 00:09:52,760 And obviously, I'm here with Tina, and I love her. 150 00:09:53,160 --> 00:09:57,400 You know? She is my sister. But you're my soul person. 151 00:09:58,360 --> 00:09:59,520 Hello? 152 00:10:01,040 --> 00:10:02,760 Hi, Officer. It's Charlie. 153 00:10:02,760 --> 00:10:05,720 - I'm with Elliot Byrd. - Hi, Officer. 154 00:10:05,720 --> 00:10:07,160 Look, I know where Tina and Jess are. 155 00:10:07,160 --> 00:10:11,840 They're in Ireland, okay, and they were last seen at Happy Jeff's Pub at 12:26 pm. 156 00:10:11,840 --> 00:10:13,200 They're staying at a white cottage 157 00:10:13,200 --> 00:10:16,320 which is down the road from the pub with a big tree in front. 158 00:10:16,320 --> 00:10:17,400 Important thing. 159 00:10:17,400 --> 00:10:19,840 The sexy police officer, the hot one from Will's flat? 160 00:10:19,840 --> 00:10:21,400 He is a Megargee. 161 00:10:21,400 --> 00:10:25,400 He's Tina's half-brother and he tried to kill me. And Tina. 162 00:10:25,400 --> 00:10:27,000 And he probably killed her dad. 163 00:10:27,000 --> 00:10:28,960 Is Jess talking about me there, Elliot? 164 00:10:30,680 --> 00:10:31,960 Fuck. 165 00:10:32,120 --> 00:10:34,600 - Oh, my God. This is real. - Our life is a movie. 166 00:10:34,600 --> 00:10:35,680 I don't really know what's going on. 167 00:10:37,040 --> 00:10:38,040 Oh, my God. Fuck me. 168 00:10:43,720 --> 00:10:44,720 That's my daddy. 169 00:10:56,880 --> 00:10:57,880 Fuck. 170 00:10:59,800 --> 00:11:00,800 Really? 171 00:11:02,800 --> 00:11:04,400 He's a fucking Megargee. 172 00:11:05,440 --> 00:11:07,800 He's that mobster bitch killer's fucking brother. 173 00:11:07,800 --> 00:11:09,320 I feel like I've hooked up with him before. 174 00:11:09,320 --> 00:11:11,720 - Charlie. - Oh, my God. He's calling me. 175 00:11:11,720 --> 00:11:12,880 - Ignore it. - Answer it. 176 00:11:17,800 --> 00:11:21,760 Oh, my God. He texted. "Give me a call when you can." 177 00:11:21,760 --> 00:11:24,280 The worst text you could ever get. 178 00:11:24,280 --> 00:11:27,880 Just call him back and be, like, "I meant Jess is in Scotland". 179 00:11:28,240 --> 00:11:30,440 - That's so good. - Brill. 180 00:11:34,280 --> 00:11:37,160 - Hello. - Hi, Danny. Hi. It's Elliot. 181 00:11:37,160 --> 00:11:39,720 Look, I'm really sorry about what Jess was saying. 182 00:11:39,720 --> 00:11:43,560 She's really drunk. And she's in Scotland, basically. 183 00:11:43,560 --> 00:11:47,360 - Just to give you a heads-up. - Stop it, Elliot. This is pathetic. 184 00:11:47,360 --> 00:11:48,880 Let's get right to it. 185 00:11:49,960 --> 00:11:52,600 I got both your balls in the palm of my hand. 186 00:11:53,240 --> 00:11:54,600 First ball is this. 187 00:11:55,240 --> 00:11:59,160 If you try and get in touch with Jessica, you try and go after her, 188 00:11:59,440 --> 00:12:02,560 if you try and do any fucking thing at all, 189 00:12:03,000 --> 00:12:05,680 I'm gonna put out a nationwide media alert about you 190 00:12:05,680 --> 00:12:07,680 being wanted for the murder of Andrew Flanagan. 191 00:12:08,600 --> 00:12:11,520 - But I didn't kill him. You can't do that. - I can. 192 00:12:11,720 --> 00:12:14,200 'Cause I'm a DCI, aren't I? 193 00:12:14,360 --> 00:12:15,520 And the evidence? 194 00:12:16,240 --> 00:12:19,560 You broke into the home of and attacked his former lover. 195 00:12:19,800 --> 00:12:23,760 You assaulted him at his workplace, and you were with him when he was killed. 196 00:12:24,160 --> 00:12:26,200 Perception is reality, Elliot, 197 00:12:26,520 --> 00:12:30,160 and the world's reality will be that you killed Andrew Flanagan. 198 00:12:31,680 --> 00:12:34,440 And that's only the first ball that I can twist off. 199 00:12:34,440 --> 00:12:36,120 Why is this hot? 200 00:12:36,120 --> 00:12:37,760 - Shut up. - Second ball is this. 201 00:12:37,760 --> 00:12:41,480 I don't trust that anything I just said will make you stay put, 202 00:12:42,120 --> 00:12:45,200 so I sent my friend up to your aunt's wedding to keep an eye on you. 203 00:12:53,880 --> 00:12:56,160 - It's obviously that guy. - It's definitely him. 204 00:12:56,160 --> 00:12:58,040 So that's what's at stake. 205 00:12:58,040 --> 00:12:59,760 You do anything I don't like, 206 00:12:59,760 --> 00:13:02,360 I'll make you the country's most wanted criminal, 207 00:13:02,720 --> 00:13:05,640 and politely ask my friend to put a bullet through your grandma's head. 208 00:13:05,640 --> 00:13:07,920 - What the fuck? - You killed Andrew, didn't you? 209 00:13:08,880 --> 00:13:10,000 I said sorry. 210 00:13:11,160 --> 00:13:13,120 Yeah, well, that was a mistake, wasn't it? 211 00:13:13,720 --> 00:13:15,880 You lot need to stop whoring out your hats. 212 00:13:18,040 --> 00:13:19,360 Just please don't hurt Jess. 213 00:13:20,040 --> 00:13:22,040 There's no way Jess is getting out of this alive. 214 00:13:22,040 --> 00:13:23,120 Why? 215 00:13:23,120 --> 00:13:25,640 Because your ex-boyfriend couldn't keep his cock in his pants, 216 00:13:26,280 --> 00:13:28,000 and now people have to die. 217 00:13:28,720 --> 00:13:32,880 And I'm gonna rip both of your balls out of their sack with my teeth. 218 00:13:35,400 --> 00:13:36,400 Bye. 219 00:13:49,760 --> 00:13:52,800 "Rip your balls out of the sack with my teeth." 220 00:13:53,800 --> 00:13:55,480 - What? - We need to call the police. 221 00:13:55,480 --> 00:13:58,040 - That was the police. - Oh, my Goddess. 222 00:13:58,040 --> 00:13:59,880 - What? - Just posted. 223 00:14:02,920 --> 00:14:06,120 "Elliot Byrd. Wanted for first-degree murder of a young gay man." 224 00:14:06,120 --> 00:14:08,760 - With your photo and everything. - He's gonna kill Jess. 225 00:14:08,760 --> 00:14:10,320 And your grandma, Elliot. 226 00:14:10,320 --> 00:14:12,240 No, no, no. We need to get to Ireland, like, right now. 227 00:14:12,240 --> 00:14:15,560 Okay? Right now. What are we gonna do? 228 00:14:15,560 --> 00:14:18,920 There's a fucking mobster outside who wants to kill me and my fucking grandma. 229 00:14:18,920 --> 00:14:22,080 And then this. Everyone in the fucking country will see my face. 230 00:14:22,080 --> 00:14:25,040 - They know who I am. - No one watches the news any more. 231 00:14:25,040 --> 00:14:27,640 - I don't even know what the news is. - See? 232 00:14:30,280 --> 00:14:31,280 Oh, my God. 233 00:14:31,280 --> 00:14:32,440 - What? - What? 234 00:14:32,440 --> 00:14:34,720 From that Brummie guy I hook up with sometimes. 235 00:14:34,720 --> 00:14:36,640 "I heard about the murder in Liverpool. Be careful, babe." 236 00:14:36,640 --> 00:14:38,840 - What? - Elliot, you're famous. 237 00:14:38,840 --> 00:14:40,520 - What? - Oh, my God. 238 00:14:40,520 --> 00:14:42,560 What the fuck are you doing? Don't reply to him. 239 00:14:42,560 --> 00:14:44,920 We need to figure out how to get out of this fucking mansion. 240 00:14:47,720 --> 00:14:51,960 - I fucking replied to him. Okay? - Everyone relax. 241 00:14:53,360 --> 00:14:56,680 I'm really good at planning. Listen up. 242 00:14:58,880 --> 00:15:02,240 I'll get Janelle more drunk. She trusts me after our little chat. 243 00:15:02,560 --> 00:15:05,760 I don't love to play it like that, but it's literally life or death right now. 244 00:15:08,840 --> 00:15:12,840 Karis, you swipe the keys to the car, the pink one out front. 245 00:15:15,600 --> 00:15:19,120 Check the boot and put the outfit on that you see in there. 246 00:15:19,120 --> 00:15:21,360 Janelle told me that she brings it everywhere for strength. 247 00:15:22,000 --> 00:15:24,840 Wear it inside the house so Elliot can wear it out. 248 00:15:25,200 --> 00:15:27,000 This wedding is so fucked up. 249 00:15:27,000 --> 00:15:29,080 No one will think twice about a sexy-breasted dolphin 250 00:15:29,080 --> 00:15:31,200 walking everywhere. Just act confident. 251 00:15:31,480 --> 00:15:34,400 Then, Charlie, if you see the mob guy being suss, 252 00:15:34,720 --> 00:15:37,080 just come in and distract him. 253 00:15:37,080 --> 00:15:38,720 Act stupid or something. 254 00:15:55,720 --> 00:15:57,720 You'll be seeing that in your dreams tonight. 255 00:16:12,640 --> 00:16:14,440 Hurry. Just get in. Let's go. 256 00:16:16,680 --> 00:16:19,080 Now we go to the docks, rent a speedboat to Ireland, 257 00:16:19,080 --> 00:16:20,800 and we get there faster than the ferry. 258 00:16:20,800 --> 00:16:24,400 That was amazing, Raphael. You're seriously diabolical. 259 00:16:24,840 --> 00:16:26,520 Don't make me blush. 260 00:16:36,120 --> 00:16:37,120 No, no, no. No, no, no. 261 00:16:41,360 --> 00:16:42,800 Get him. Get him. 262 00:16:44,280 --> 00:16:45,480 Come on, Honeysuckle. 263 00:16:47,080 --> 00:16:49,560 - Kill him. Kill him. - Yes, bitch. 264 00:16:52,600 --> 00:16:54,560 I know I can't say anything. 265 00:16:54,560 --> 00:16:57,040 I know I don't have the right, but do be careful. 266 00:16:57,040 --> 00:16:58,720 We need to have, like, a really long conversation 267 00:16:58,720 --> 00:17:00,000 when I'm back, Grandma, okay? 268 00:17:00,000 --> 00:17:03,080 I know, Elliot. No more lies from me. 269 00:17:04,280 --> 00:17:07,400 No more lies from you. I love you. 270 00:17:08,960 --> 00:17:11,800 Toodle-oo, foggo. I meant the guy, not your grandma, Elliot. 271 00:17:11,800 --> 00:17:12,920 It's fine. 272 00:17:26,040 --> 00:17:29,480 "Ex-girlfriend of 'Gay Slayer' Elliot Byrd steps forward." 273 00:17:29,480 --> 00:17:31,880 What? Fuck that. Okay, there's the boat man. 274 00:17:31,880 --> 00:17:34,960 - Oh, my God. Look. - He would not stop trying to fuck me. 275 00:17:35,800 --> 00:17:39,200 - I knew he was sick. - Elliot, she's so hot. 276 00:17:40,360 --> 00:17:42,480 - I think I've found it. - Yeah? Let me see. 277 00:17:43,440 --> 00:17:44,520 Yeah, that's gotta be it. 278 00:17:44,520 --> 00:17:48,040 Green door, a big tree out front and yeah, 279 00:17:48,040 --> 00:17:49,840 quarter of a mile from the pub. Perfect. 280 00:17:50,040 --> 00:17:53,640 - Your boat's all ready, miss. - Wait. How long is the journey? 281 00:17:55,480 --> 00:17:58,600 - Just under two hours. - What? Is he joking? 282 00:17:58,600 --> 00:17:59,680 It might as well take a week. 283 00:17:59,680 --> 00:18:02,200 That psycho cop's gonna get there any minute, and Jess has no clue. 284 00:18:02,200 --> 00:18:04,520 It could be a lot quicker if it was just me and you, 285 00:18:04,760 --> 00:18:07,240 without the dead weight. 286 00:18:08,600 --> 00:18:11,640 - Okay. Yeah, sure. - No. We can't come? 287 00:18:11,760 --> 00:18:13,600 No. I wanna come. 288 00:18:13,600 --> 00:18:15,960 Thank God. DJ Bossy Baby is performing at Pumping Station tonight. 289 00:18:15,960 --> 00:18:17,160 We could still make it. 290 00:18:17,160 --> 00:18:20,280 Yes, I need to throw ass. It's been a stressful day. 291 00:18:20,280 --> 00:18:22,400 You can't go alone. It's too dangerous. 292 00:18:22,400 --> 00:18:25,280 It's fine, okay? There's no time. But just thank you. Thank you so much. 293 00:18:25,280 --> 00:18:27,360 - Okay, but text us a lot, okay? - Okay. 294 00:18:27,360 --> 00:18:30,120 - So, is youse married? - No. 295 00:18:30,120 --> 00:18:31,840 - Okay, bye. - Bye. 296 00:18:32,040 --> 00:18:34,320 - We love you. - I love you more. 297 00:18:34,320 --> 00:18:36,000 - I love you more. - Shut up. 298 00:18:36,000 --> 00:18:39,000 - We love you. - I love you. 299 00:18:56,160 --> 00:18:57,160 Hi. 300 00:18:59,480 --> 00:19:00,480 Hello. 301 00:19:01,600 --> 00:19:04,480 - You've knocked me out and tied me up. - No, I didn't. 302 00:19:05,160 --> 00:19:07,200 Chrysanthemum knocked over the standing lamp. 303 00:19:07,200 --> 00:19:09,640 Then she tied me to the bed with her little horse hooves? 304 00:19:11,640 --> 00:19:13,080 - I was gonna tell you, Jess. - What? 305 00:19:13,200 --> 00:19:15,200 That you're actually not my sister, 306 00:19:15,200 --> 00:19:18,960 but in fact my missing brother's secret mafia baby mum? 307 00:19:18,960 --> 00:19:20,640 It's not fair to put it like that. 308 00:19:22,400 --> 00:19:24,000 Why did you have to go snooping, Jess? 309 00:19:25,520 --> 00:19:26,520 Now it's all... 310 00:19:30,440 --> 00:19:31,520 Are you gonna kill me? 311 00:19:32,960 --> 00:19:34,040 I mean... 312 00:19:35,600 --> 00:19:37,120 I really don't want to. 313 00:19:39,760 --> 00:19:41,080 Did you kill Peter? 314 00:19:50,160 --> 00:19:51,360 Just hear me out, Jess. 315 00:19:54,360 --> 00:19:56,280 I met Peter in a photography class. 316 00:19:58,440 --> 00:19:59,840 I thought he was beautiful. 317 00:20:01,400 --> 00:20:06,160 He had this purity around him, like a wounded, lonely little bird. 318 00:20:07,320 --> 00:20:09,080 So we started talking from there. 319 00:20:09,360 --> 00:20:11,200 It was literally like we had the same brain. 320 00:20:11,840 --> 00:20:13,600 I had never felt so seen. 321 00:20:13,600 --> 00:20:15,160 I never saw someone so clearly. 322 00:20:16,800 --> 00:20:20,480 Both of our families were so fucked up. We both felt so unloved. 323 00:20:21,040 --> 00:20:24,360 Not by you, though, Jess. He really loved you. 324 00:20:25,720 --> 00:20:28,320 He was so broken, like me. 325 00:20:28,560 --> 00:20:29,840 And no one was like me. 326 00:20:31,320 --> 00:20:32,480 And then one day, 327 00:20:34,920 --> 00:20:36,080 we hooked up, 328 00:20:37,400 --> 00:20:38,720 and we fell in love, 329 00:20:40,040 --> 00:20:41,480 and I got pregnant. 330 00:20:42,160 --> 00:20:46,200 And normally I'd be like, "Fuck. My family is literally gonna kill me." 331 00:20:46,200 --> 00:20:47,600 But I didn't even care. 332 00:20:48,400 --> 00:20:51,360 I was gonna have a baby with Peter, my soul mate. 333 00:20:51,600 --> 00:20:52,920 Oh, my God. 334 00:20:53,400 --> 00:20:55,920 But then, things were different. 335 00:20:56,080 --> 00:20:58,040 My head is just all over the place. 336 00:20:58,040 --> 00:21:01,920 You know, he kept saying everything was fine, but I knew him too well. 337 00:21:06,280 --> 00:21:07,560 So I followed him. 338 00:21:18,960 --> 00:21:21,960 And I found out I was the side chick. 339 00:21:25,960 --> 00:21:28,760 - How did you not know about Elliot? - How could you not know about me? 340 00:21:30,640 --> 00:21:31,640 Then what? 341 00:21:31,640 --> 00:21:35,000 I was crazy in love with Peter, okay? Like, crazy in love. 342 00:21:35,720 --> 00:21:38,480 You know, the kind of love that rewires your whole brain, 343 00:21:38,480 --> 00:21:41,320 where you're, like, no one on earth has ever felt love like this. 344 00:21:42,480 --> 00:21:44,000 But he'd loved someone else the entire time. 345 00:21:44,000 --> 00:21:45,440 Get off me! 346 00:21:45,960 --> 00:21:47,600 - Do you even love me? - I do love you, Tina. 347 00:21:47,600 --> 00:21:49,480 I just can't be any more than a friend to you. 348 00:21:49,480 --> 00:21:51,640 You don't have a baby with your friend, Peter. 349 00:21:51,640 --> 00:21:52,720 Tina, please. 350 00:21:52,720 --> 00:21:57,200 I felt so betrayed, so violated, so fucking hurt. 351 00:21:57,960 --> 00:21:58,960 I want you. 352 00:21:58,960 --> 00:22:01,680 - I loved him so much. - But I love him. 353 00:22:02,520 --> 00:22:06,000 He wanted Elliot, he didn't want me, and I, like, 354 00:22:07,960 --> 00:22:09,040 lit on fire. 355 00:22:18,840 --> 00:22:20,720 The finger's my fault. That was me. 356 00:22:22,360 --> 00:22:24,000 So you act like you're my sister, 357 00:22:24,000 --> 00:22:26,720 and the whole time you're the one who killed him. 358 00:22:27,760 --> 00:22:31,640 - I don't know. - You don't know? You amputated him. 359 00:22:31,640 --> 00:22:34,320 What the fuck? What the fuck? What the fuck? Oh, my God. 360 00:22:34,320 --> 00:22:37,680 It was the last time I saw him. I was so scared. 361 00:22:37,680 --> 00:22:40,400 I was in a nightmare. I didn't know what to do. 362 00:22:42,200 --> 00:22:43,920 So I called my brother for help. 363 00:22:46,840 --> 00:22:51,240 And he covered it up for me, like he does with all my family's shit. 364 00:22:58,880 --> 00:23:01,440 {\an8}And then all the news reports came out, all the missing stuff. 365 00:23:02,720 --> 00:23:06,960 But last time I saw Peter he was alive, so why was he missing? 366 00:23:07,600 --> 00:23:09,400 And then all that stuff I told you about the horse, 367 00:23:09,400 --> 00:23:12,040 that was true, just with Peter, not Sam. 368 00:23:13,560 --> 00:23:16,200 The horse turned up on my doorstep and I thought, great. 369 00:23:16,200 --> 00:23:18,120 Okay, Peter was still alive. 370 00:23:19,080 --> 00:23:20,560 {\an8}But I never heard from him again, 371 00:23:20,560 --> 00:23:24,080 and I had no way of getting in touch with him, so I tried to move on. 372 00:23:24,880 --> 00:23:26,800 But then Nico got older 373 00:23:26,800 --> 00:23:30,320 and started asking questions about where Daddy was. 374 00:23:31,120 --> 00:23:33,560 I knew I had to at least try to find Peter, you know, 375 00:23:33,920 --> 00:23:36,640 but without my family finding out, because, 376 00:23:36,960 --> 00:23:40,760 remember, I was still claiming to be Mother Mary. 377 00:23:42,960 --> 00:23:46,800 I put Nico on that DNA app, just hoping Peter had done the same thing. 378 00:23:49,880 --> 00:23:50,960 And we matched. 379 00:23:53,680 --> 00:23:55,200 And I thought you were Peter. 380 00:23:57,120 --> 00:24:00,240 But then you were you. You were his sister. 381 00:24:00,240 --> 00:24:03,920 And I knew how much he cared about you, how much he loved you, 382 00:24:03,920 --> 00:24:06,200 and I knew if he hadn't been in touch with you, 383 00:24:09,480 --> 00:24:12,640 he was dead, and it was my fault. 384 00:24:12,960 --> 00:24:17,000 Because when I asked my brother to clean up my mess, 385 00:24:17,000 --> 00:24:18,760 when I invited him into that, 386 00:24:20,280 --> 00:24:23,240 to him, that meant kill Peter. 387 00:24:25,080 --> 00:24:28,120 But the horse. He sent the horse. Why would he send the horse? 388 00:24:29,240 --> 00:24:32,120 No. It wasn't him, Jess. 389 00:24:33,040 --> 00:24:35,880 The farmer said it definitely wasn't Peter. 390 00:24:38,000 --> 00:24:39,040 So he's gone. 391 00:24:43,000 --> 00:24:44,200 Peter's dead. 392 00:24:46,440 --> 00:24:49,520 I'm so, so sorry, Jess. 393 00:24:52,840 --> 00:24:55,080 In some way he lives on, 394 00:24:55,560 --> 00:24:58,520 through Nico, and you. 395 00:25:04,560 --> 00:25:06,760 Fuck off, Tina. 396 00:25:10,280 --> 00:25:11,440 Fuck you. 397 00:25:24,440 --> 00:25:25,440 Jess. 398 00:25:28,640 --> 00:25:29,800 I can't go to jail. 399 00:25:31,360 --> 00:25:32,520 I can't lose Nico. 400 00:26:06,800 --> 00:26:08,520 Help! Help! 401 00:26:08,520 --> 00:26:11,040 No. Help! 402 00:26:14,640 --> 00:26:16,200 Is everything okay in there? 403 00:26:17,080 --> 00:26:18,520 Yes. We're fine. 404 00:26:20,920 --> 00:26:24,000 - What's that? - That's just the TV. We're fine. 405 00:26:25,560 --> 00:26:28,880 I'm just passing along a message for Jess. 406 00:26:28,880 --> 00:26:33,680 The message is "Tina is not your sister, she's a murderer. 407 00:26:35,280 --> 00:26:38,880 "And her sexy cop brother is coming. Run." 408 00:26:39,320 --> 00:26:42,360 Okay. Thanks so much. I'll be sure to pass that on. 409 00:26:43,120 --> 00:26:44,840 - Have a good one. - Bye. 410 00:27:00,520 --> 00:27:01,680 Nico. 411 00:27:02,840 --> 00:27:04,240 What? I'm playing. 412 00:27:07,400 --> 00:27:08,920 We save Nico, then you are dead to me. 413 00:27:16,400 --> 00:27:17,400 Come on. 414 00:27:19,520 --> 00:27:20,520 Hi, sissy. 415 00:27:25,520 --> 00:27:26,520 Fuck! 416 00:27:28,560 --> 00:27:30,680 Tina? She's alive? 417 00:27:32,080 --> 00:27:34,160 She's got all 10 fingers as well by the looks of it. 418 00:27:34,160 --> 00:27:36,640 That's some serious growth. Well done. 419 00:27:52,640 --> 00:27:54,480 And where's my favourite nephew? 420 00:27:55,720 --> 00:27:58,240 - He's not here. We left him with a friend. - Yeah? 421 00:27:59,480 --> 00:28:03,280 Look for the kid. He'll probably be with that misshapen horse. 422 00:28:06,040 --> 00:28:07,960 - Be quiet. - Check upstairs. Maybe under the bed. 423 00:28:07,960 --> 00:28:09,400 Don't be angry. 424 00:28:09,400 --> 00:28:11,400 So, here we are, in Ireland. 425 00:28:11,400 --> 00:28:14,240 So, what are you gonna do? Kill me like you killed my brother? 426 00:28:14,240 --> 00:28:18,760 Stop. Is that what she told you? You know all about the finger, don't you? 427 00:28:20,160 --> 00:28:21,680 And you killed him to cover it up. 428 00:28:23,920 --> 00:28:26,360 I never hurt your boyfriend. 429 00:28:27,360 --> 00:28:29,240 I only ever helped you. 430 00:28:31,400 --> 00:28:33,000 So is Peter dead or not? 431 00:28:33,000 --> 00:28:34,680 - Fuck if I care. - You told Dad. 432 00:28:35,960 --> 00:28:37,080 How could you? 433 00:28:37,080 --> 00:28:39,040 He was gonna give all my money to a toddler. 434 00:28:39,040 --> 00:28:40,480 Of course I fucking told him. 435 00:28:41,600 --> 00:28:44,560 You told him what? What has happened to my brother? 436 00:28:44,560 --> 00:28:46,040 Well, I suppose you're gonna die anyway. 437 00:28:46,040 --> 00:28:49,360 No sense in making you feel left out in your final moments. 438 00:28:51,640 --> 00:28:52,920 Tina, what's going on? 439 00:28:52,920 --> 00:28:55,480 I covered up for my bitch sister 440 00:28:55,800 --> 00:28:59,960 when she got pregnant with your brother and sliced off his finger. 441 00:29:01,160 --> 00:29:05,120 I kept it all quiet from my dad because... You know what? 442 00:29:06,120 --> 00:29:10,240 I'm actually kind of a great brother. An asset to any family. 443 00:29:10,640 --> 00:29:14,120 So, I went along with the whole immaculate conception bullshit. 444 00:29:14,880 --> 00:29:15,880 What's the harm? 445 00:29:16,400 --> 00:29:20,360 Then early last week, my dad pulls me aside 446 00:29:20,640 --> 00:29:25,880 and says that a toddler is gonna inherit all the money, and not me. 447 00:29:26,800 --> 00:29:30,360 Because this toddler is the second coming of Jesus Christ. 448 00:29:32,680 --> 00:29:37,800 Only then did I tell my dad the truth. Nico certainly isn't Jesus Christ. 449 00:29:38,720 --> 00:29:41,600 His real dad is that gay lad who went missing. 450 00:29:42,160 --> 00:29:43,600 Tina cut off his finger. 451 00:29:43,600 --> 00:29:47,440 Dad didn't like hearing that, but at least he changed the will back. 452 00:29:49,160 --> 00:29:50,160 Right? 453 00:29:50,800 --> 00:29:53,800 Well, the next morning, 454 00:29:54,280 --> 00:29:56,640 just as he was about to do that, 455 00:29:58,960 --> 00:30:00,640 he was murdered. 456 00:30:03,240 --> 00:30:04,240 Tina, 457 00:30:06,160 --> 00:30:08,440 want to tell us about what happened there? 458 00:30:09,200 --> 00:30:12,280 - It's your fault. - Tina, what is he talking about? 459 00:30:16,440 --> 00:30:18,880 He was saying the most awful things. 460 00:30:21,320 --> 00:30:24,840 He said I was scum, filth, a slag. 461 00:30:25,920 --> 00:30:27,000 Nico, a bastard. 462 00:30:28,080 --> 00:30:30,160 We were both not worthy of being Megargees. 463 00:30:30,160 --> 00:30:31,960 Unworthy of living at all and... 464 00:30:34,880 --> 00:30:35,880 I snapped. 465 00:30:37,600 --> 00:30:39,280 As my sister tends to do. 466 00:30:40,040 --> 00:30:41,960 And again, I covered for her, 467 00:30:42,760 --> 00:30:45,720 'cause we can't risk anyone looking into what we do. 468 00:30:45,880 --> 00:30:50,240 As we say, one Megargee down, all Megargees down. 469 00:30:50,680 --> 00:30:53,720 Tina's passion seems to be being a liability. 470 00:30:55,160 --> 00:30:58,720 Then I think what happened is she burned her own house down 471 00:30:58,720 --> 00:31:02,560 to make it appear like she was the victim or to fake her own death. 472 00:31:03,680 --> 00:31:06,960 Bit of a weird one that, Tina. Can you explain that? 473 00:31:08,960 --> 00:31:14,680 And now she's here with you, Jessica Ono, who knows too much. 474 00:31:19,880 --> 00:31:25,000 So now you all have to die, and this nightmare will finally be over, 475 00:31:25,920 --> 00:31:29,160 and I'll take my inheritance money and move to Miami 476 00:31:29,160 --> 00:31:31,920 and live the stress-fee life on the beach, 477 00:31:31,920 --> 00:31:36,480 with birds with big fake tits, and all this bullshit behind me. 478 00:31:37,280 --> 00:31:41,080 No family members left for me to cover their arse. 479 00:31:41,440 --> 00:31:44,440 Accountable to no one but myself. 480 00:31:45,360 --> 00:31:46,360 Jess. 481 00:31:47,200 --> 00:31:49,000 - Elliot. - Jess! 482 00:31:50,200 --> 00:31:51,400 Elliot, don't come in here. 483 00:31:52,320 --> 00:31:54,040 - Jess! - Elliot, run! 484 00:31:59,680 --> 00:32:02,240 Well, that can't have been a fun sound to hear. 485 00:32:02,240 --> 00:32:04,000 - Elliot. - Tell you what. 486 00:32:04,400 --> 00:32:07,160 I'll do you now so you don't have to linger on it. 487 00:32:07,520 --> 00:32:08,600 No! No! No! No! 488 00:32:10,280 --> 00:32:11,280 Rigby? 489 00:32:12,560 --> 00:32:13,560 Elliot? 490 00:32:19,680 --> 00:32:23,800 - Jess. - Elliot. Elliot. 491 00:32:23,800 --> 00:32:25,840 - I love you. - Oh, my God. I love you so much. 492 00:32:30,240 --> 00:32:31,240 Get off me. 493 00:32:33,680 --> 00:32:34,880 Fuck. 494 00:32:34,880 --> 00:32:35,960 You... 495 00:32:38,720 --> 00:32:39,720 My dick! 496 00:32:45,120 --> 00:32:46,120 Are you okay? 497 00:32:46,120 --> 00:32:47,840 - No, no, no. I'm fine. - I'm okay. Are you okay? 498 00:32:48,400 --> 00:32:50,200 I've got you now, you bastard. 499 00:32:50,200 --> 00:32:51,520 Don't move. 500 00:32:55,520 --> 00:32:58,920 Danny Megargee, you are under arrest 501 00:32:58,920 --> 00:33:01,200 for the murder of Andrew Flanagan, 502 00:33:01,200 --> 00:33:03,840 and for tampering with evidence in the case of Peter Ono. 503 00:33:04,160 --> 00:33:06,920 At last, Liverpool can heal. 504 00:33:08,280 --> 00:33:10,160 - You're a police officer? - That's right, Jess. 505 00:33:10,400 --> 00:33:13,160 My real name is Detective Benjamin Bubble. 506 00:33:13,160 --> 00:33:15,840 I go by Rigby undercover, 'cause it's my dog's name. 507 00:33:16,680 --> 00:33:19,960 I've been investigating the Megargee crime family for decades. 508 00:33:19,960 --> 00:33:21,520 Thanks to you, Jess and Elliot, 509 00:33:21,520 --> 00:33:24,480 I now have enough evidence to put this sociopathic clan 510 00:33:24,600 --> 00:33:28,120 behind bars for the rest of damn eternity. 511 00:33:28,120 --> 00:33:29,200 Sorry. What? 512 00:33:29,200 --> 00:33:32,080 I started keeping tabs on you when you got in touch with Tina Megargee. 513 00:33:35,160 --> 00:33:39,040 And then, when Danny Megargee, a senior member of the police force, 514 00:33:39,040 --> 00:33:41,880 decided to personally show up at the scene of a cake finger, 515 00:33:43,680 --> 00:33:47,040 well, I knew that we were getting close, so I offered you a lift. 516 00:33:47,040 --> 00:33:49,880 I'm Rigby. Can I get you a water or anything? 517 00:33:52,120 --> 00:33:53,920 And the rest is history. 518 00:33:55,160 --> 00:33:58,200 Christina Megargee, you are under arrest 519 00:33:59,440 --> 00:34:04,160 for the cutting off of Peter Ono's finger, as well as patricide. 520 00:34:04,360 --> 00:34:07,400 - Wait. Didn't she kill Peter? - I did not kill Peter. 521 00:34:07,400 --> 00:34:09,000 No, she just cut off his finger. He killed Peter. 522 00:34:09,000 --> 00:34:12,160 - I didn't kill Peter. - Okay. So who killed Peter? 523 00:34:13,400 --> 00:34:14,680 Wait. Is he still alive? 524 00:34:14,680 --> 00:34:17,760 Elliot, please, just one case at a time, okay? 525 00:34:17,760 --> 00:34:18,880 Let me have this win. 526 00:34:21,440 --> 00:34:23,400 Okay, but you forgot your gun. 527 00:34:31,640 --> 00:34:32,640 Let's go. 528 00:34:53,200 --> 00:34:54,760 I played dead. 529 00:34:55,680 --> 00:34:57,360 Learnt it from my sheep. 530 00:35:06,160 --> 00:35:07,160 This way. 531 00:35:26,400 --> 00:35:29,160 Hi. I figured you'd be back soon. Have you heard? 532 00:35:29,640 --> 00:35:32,000 - No. - You're totally cleared. 533 00:35:32,000 --> 00:35:36,520 You're, like, a victim now, I guess. But also, a hero. 534 00:35:36,960 --> 00:35:40,880 And look. It's Jessica, alive and well. 535 00:35:42,080 --> 00:35:43,120 I can read a room, 536 00:35:43,120 --> 00:35:45,520 so we're not gonna talk about the fact that you're fired now. 537 00:35:45,520 --> 00:35:48,520 But do know that it's coming, and very much a thing. 538 00:35:49,520 --> 00:35:52,360 Can you book a taxi, please? I'll just be a minute. 539 00:35:53,080 --> 00:35:55,960 What the fuck? I've been waiting here all night to drive you. 540 00:35:56,160 --> 00:35:59,000 - I know it was you. - Know what was me? 541 00:35:59,200 --> 00:36:01,320 You left the cat at Le BarkBark. 542 00:36:06,440 --> 00:36:07,960 Elly, that's literally Marvin. 543 00:36:13,600 --> 00:36:14,600 Yeah. 544 00:36:15,520 --> 00:36:17,960 Well, that's what you get for fucking with a Scorpio moon, sweetie. 545 00:36:19,600 --> 00:36:21,480 So, when you didn't text me back, 546 00:36:21,480 --> 00:36:25,880 I thought, that boy needs some serious karma. 547 00:36:26,960 --> 00:36:28,480 I found the perfect cat online. 548 00:36:28,480 --> 00:36:31,760 Well, it was almost perfect. I made it perfect. 549 00:36:32,160 --> 00:36:34,120 So I called the dog salon to find out what days you'd be... 550 00:36:34,120 --> 00:36:37,160 Raphael, don't give a shit about your stupid plan. 551 00:36:37,160 --> 00:36:38,240 Rude. 552 00:36:38,240 --> 00:36:41,760 But I just need to know, how did you find out about the cat? 553 00:36:43,560 --> 00:36:45,680 Elliot, you told me what you did. 554 00:37:05,120 --> 00:37:06,880 "The cat just ran away. I'm really sorry." 555 00:37:14,680 --> 00:37:16,480 And the cat was gone too. 556 00:37:19,120 --> 00:37:20,640 Anyway, yesterday was fun. 557 00:37:25,480 --> 00:37:26,520 Fuck you, Raphael. 558 00:37:43,800 --> 00:37:45,480 I feel so rough. 559 00:37:48,080 --> 00:37:49,360 I'll order bagels. 560 00:38:01,120 --> 00:38:02,120 You okay? 561 00:38:03,400 --> 00:38:05,400 No. You? 562 00:38:05,880 --> 00:38:06,880 No. 563 00:38:13,400 --> 00:38:15,360 I'm sorry my brother was such a fuck-up. 564 00:38:17,120 --> 00:38:19,400 - You know I had no idea, right? - I know. 565 00:38:21,360 --> 00:38:23,640 I can't believe how reckless he was. 566 00:38:25,680 --> 00:38:29,000 With your heart, with mine. 567 00:38:30,440 --> 00:38:31,800 Tina's, even. 568 00:38:31,920 --> 00:38:33,880 That name is banned forever in our home, please. 569 00:38:33,880 --> 00:38:35,200 Yeah. Sorry. 570 00:38:35,200 --> 00:38:36,280 - Thank you very much. - Sorry. 571 00:38:40,200 --> 00:38:41,400 I just can't believe he fucked her. 572 00:38:41,400 --> 00:38:42,960 - It's so messed up, Elliot. - You know? 573 00:38:42,960 --> 00:38:44,560 - Like, he actually fucked her. - It's fucking weird. 574 00:38:44,560 --> 00:38:45,800 I don't wanna think about it. 575 00:38:52,600 --> 00:38:56,680 We have spent the past five years 576 00:38:57,480 --> 00:38:58,920 being punished for his mistakes. 577 00:39:02,520 --> 00:39:03,520 I'm done with it. 578 00:39:06,800 --> 00:39:07,800 Like, I'm done. 579 00:39:09,720 --> 00:39:10,840 Yeah, I'm done too. 580 00:39:14,800 --> 00:39:15,880 God, I'm so done. 581 00:39:17,160 --> 00:39:19,120 - Can we be done? Yeah? - Yeah. 582 00:39:19,120 --> 00:39:20,680 - We're done. We are done. - Okay. 583 00:39:20,680 --> 00:39:21,760 Good. 584 00:39:29,320 --> 00:39:30,680 Maybe it's that jumper that I ordered. 585 00:39:33,760 --> 00:39:38,320 "To be sent to Elliot Byrd in case of my death. Yours, Andrew Flanagan." 586 00:39:41,440 --> 00:39:43,800 Fuck that. Do you want me to just burn it? 587 00:39:45,320 --> 00:39:49,240 - Why would he leave me anything? - Well, that's Will's will, if you will. 588 00:39:54,240 --> 00:39:55,240 Okay. 589 00:40:05,280 --> 00:40:06,280 {\an8}Docuseries? 590 00:40:06,280 --> 00:40:08,960 {\an8}He did say he was looking into Peter's case. 591 00:40:09,560 --> 00:40:11,200 Do you think he found something? 592 00:40:16,200 --> 00:40:17,240 What's this? 593 00:40:21,120 --> 00:40:22,120 Hi, Elliot. 594 00:40:22,120 --> 00:40:25,640 If you're watching this, I'm dead. Fuck. 595 00:40:25,640 --> 00:40:27,720 I knew I knew too much. 596 00:40:29,320 --> 00:40:32,520 Anyway, I need you to get this to the BBC immediately, 597 00:40:32,520 --> 00:40:34,440 but, like, feel free to add some stuff first. 598 00:40:35,600 --> 00:40:37,920 I didn't make it as an actor while alive, 599 00:40:38,120 --> 00:40:41,280 but I'll for sure have a posthumous pop-off 600 00:40:41,280 --> 00:40:42,720 once they see what I've been gathering here. 601 00:40:43,560 --> 00:40:45,920 - What the fuck is he talking about? - I don't know. 602 00:40:49,960 --> 00:40:51,400 So, I just picked this up from the bakery. 603 00:40:51,400 --> 00:40:54,040 Haven't looked at it yet. Thought I'd do an un-boxing. 604 00:41:02,120 --> 00:41:04,960 It looks so real. 605 00:41:04,960 --> 00:41:07,640 Oh, my God. Elliot is gonna freak. 606 00:41:08,440 --> 00:41:11,440 Muffin Serious is the place to be. You know what to do. Efficient. 607 00:41:12,120 --> 00:41:15,120 Come and look at this. This is absolutely wild. 608 00:41:16,320 --> 00:41:18,160 Look at that. 609 00:41:18,160 --> 00:41:20,800 Oh, my God. Are you ready for this? Are you ready? 610 00:41:24,040 --> 00:41:25,440 It's freak. Look at that. 611 00:41:36,000 --> 00:41:39,560 Okay. So he was, like, crazy-crazy. 612 00:41:41,360 --> 00:41:43,520 Okay, I feel kinda bad now. 613 00:41:44,720 --> 00:41:48,040 Elliot was so freaked out. Like, so sad. 614 00:41:48,200 --> 00:41:51,920 There's no way he killed Peter, or knows what happened that day. 615 00:41:52,320 --> 00:41:56,160 So is my crush on him socially acceptable now? 616 00:41:58,920 --> 00:42:01,200 Found his list of suspects. 617 00:42:01,200 --> 00:42:05,600 You're first, but your name's crossed out. Next is me. 618 00:42:05,960 --> 00:42:07,920 Not crossed out. That's not fair. 619 00:42:07,920 --> 00:42:09,520 You're only clear 'cause he thought you were hot. 620 00:42:09,840 --> 00:42:12,680 - He did say not to trust you. - Stop. 621 00:42:14,280 --> 00:42:16,720 {\an8}Let's see what he has on me. 622 00:42:17,400 --> 00:42:18,520 {\an8}That is literally bad. 623 00:42:20,040 --> 00:42:21,960 That was so fucking weird. 624 00:42:25,440 --> 00:42:28,520 {\an8}Like, literally, what? 625 00:42:30,360 --> 00:42:32,400 Wait. Go back to me. I wanna see what he put for me. 626 00:42:36,680 --> 00:42:41,040 Payoffs? "Did Elliot and his grandma work together to kill Peter?" 627 00:42:41,040 --> 00:42:42,400 Fuck off, Andrew. 628 00:42:48,440 --> 00:42:49,520 Hey, Elliot? 629 00:43:14,800 --> 00:43:16,080 You sent Nico that horse. 630 00:43:26,880 --> 00:43:30,400 Why is the foal I sold you years ago back at my farm? 631 00:43:31,560 --> 00:43:33,960 I couldn't let that child grow up believing 632 00:43:33,960 --> 00:43:36,120 his father didn't love him enough to stay. 633 00:43:37,800 --> 00:43:38,920 What I told you was true. 634 00:43:38,920 --> 00:43:41,360 Peter turned up at my door with that... 635 00:43:44,160 --> 00:43:45,560 terrible maimed hand. 636 00:43:46,680 --> 00:43:49,720 Francine, I'm really sorry. Can I come in, please? 637 00:43:50,520 --> 00:43:53,400 I've got nowhere else to go. Can I come in? Thank you. 638 00:43:54,440 --> 00:43:55,600 He said he needed help. 639 00:43:55,600 --> 00:43:58,080 Said there was no one else he could turn to, that he needed money. 640 00:43:58,080 --> 00:44:00,160 So, if you could just lend me just a bit of money, 641 00:44:00,160 --> 00:44:02,000 I can leave it to Tina to raise the kid... 642 00:44:02,000 --> 00:44:03,800 To get out of the mess he'd made. 643 00:44:03,800 --> 00:44:07,520 ...and then I'll be gone, forever, and you'll have your grandson back. 644 00:44:08,800 --> 00:44:09,800 That scum... 645 00:44:09,800 --> 00:44:11,200 I'll get onto the bank. 646 00:44:11,200 --> 00:44:12,760 ...had been so careless 647 00:44:13,760 --> 00:44:17,720 with the most precious person on earth. 648 00:44:23,280 --> 00:44:24,480 You, Elliot. 649 00:44:27,000 --> 00:44:28,880 For that, there was no forgiveness. 650 00:44:32,520 --> 00:44:33,520 Get rid of it. 651 00:44:36,320 --> 00:44:37,320 You killed him. 652 00:44:39,480 --> 00:44:41,000 To protect your heart. 653 00:44:43,320 --> 00:44:45,640 Well, you shattered it into a million pieces. 654 00:44:48,520 --> 00:44:49,720 I know that now. 655 00:44:51,240 --> 00:44:56,120 But when Peter left, I let myself believe that you were healing, 656 00:44:57,480 --> 00:45:00,160 that he was the cause for all your problems. 657 00:45:00,160 --> 00:45:02,320 - What, being gay? - Yes, for being gay. 658 00:45:04,320 --> 00:45:05,720 I thought I was saving you. 659 00:45:09,160 --> 00:45:12,200 But I was pushing you away. 660 00:45:13,400 --> 00:45:14,480 I'd failed you. 661 00:45:18,640 --> 00:45:19,880 Like I failed your mother. 662 00:45:22,720 --> 00:45:24,120 Like I failed everyone. 663 00:45:26,560 --> 00:45:31,360 I'm so sorry, Elliot. 664 00:45:33,000 --> 00:45:34,080 I'm so... 665 00:45:36,720 --> 00:45:37,720 so sorry. 666 00:45:44,560 --> 00:45:45,560 Fuck you. 667 00:45:48,040 --> 00:45:49,040 {\an8}The police heard everything. 668 00:46:03,400 --> 00:46:04,400 Elliot. 669 00:46:23,560 --> 00:46:24,880 Wanna go get drunk now? 670 00:46:26,800 --> 00:46:28,000 Yes, please. 671 00:46:44,360 --> 00:46:45,360 Get rid of it. 672 00:47:21,200 --> 00:47:22,400 No phones. 673 00:47:22,760 --> 00:47:24,680 - You've reached the voicemail of... - Elliot Byrd. 674 00:47:25,320 --> 00:47:26,680 Please leave a message after the tone. 675 00:47:27,240 --> 00:47:29,080 We're freaking free! 50319

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