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Absolutely not.
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But we're in Europe,
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the birthplace of
the modern rail system.
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It is also the birthplace
of the guillotine.
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You're not playing
with that, either.
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But I'm a college senior
and I know more about trains
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than Richard Trevithick.
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Who?
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He built the first
working steam locomotive.
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I don't care.
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You are not
gallivanting around Europe
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on a train by yourself.
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German children ride trains
by themselves
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all the time.
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When you become
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a German child, we'll talk.
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{\an8}Richard Trevithick?
How does he know these things?
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{\an8}Oh, George wrote me a letter.
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{\an8}Dear Mary,
hope you and Sheldon
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{\an8}are having a great time
in Germany.
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{\an8} So great.
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{\an8}Got the phone bill
the other day.
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{\an8}It was a whopper.
Oh.
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{\an8}I figured maybe,
instead of calling,
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{\an8}we should try
the good ol' U.S. mail.
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{\an8}Everything here is fine.
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{\an8}A little crowded
since the tornado,
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{\an8}but it's bringing us together.
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{\an8}Missy, I got business
to tend to.
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{\an8}I'll be out
in a second.
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{\an8}Is she almost done?
I got to shower.
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{\an8}There's a line
or a hose out back.
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{\an8}Take your pick.
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Count of three!
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And our granddaughter is
getting more fun every day.
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Ah-boo.
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What is wrong
with you?
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It was just peek-a-boo.
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You'll be happy to know
your daughter
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made a new friend. Taylor.
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And they've been
hanging out a ton.
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Where're you going
all dressed up?
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I'm not dressed up, and I'm
going to the mall with Taylor.
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When do I get to meet this girl?
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Soon. Gotta go.
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Okay, let's do this.
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♪ Nobody else
is stronger than I am ♪
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♪ Yesterday I moved a mountain ♪
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♪ I bet I could be your hero ♪
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♪ I am a mighty little man ♪
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♪ I am a mighty little man. ♪
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{\an8}Ooh, she wrote back.
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{\an8}Saving money already.
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{\an8}
Dear George,
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{\an8}it was really nice
to get your letter.
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{\an8}It reminds me of when
you were in Vietnam,
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{\an8}except this time, I'm the one
in a foreign country
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{\an8}and the enemy is Sheldon.
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{\an8}The other day, he wanted to
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{\an8}go riding around Germany,
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{\an8}by himself, on a train.
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{\an8}But I put a stop to that.
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{\an8}Good.
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{\an8}Shh.
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{\an8}Your mom's been
going through a rough patch
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{\an8}since she lost the house,
but she's a strong woman.
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{\an8}You'd be proud of
how well she's dealing with it.
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{\an8}Hey.
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{\an8}What are you doing?
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{\an8}Taking one of your beers.
What are you doing?
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{\an8}Writing Mary a letter.
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{\an8}Too cheap for a phone call?
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{\an8}You know how much
those things cost?
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{\an8}Tank of gas to say,
"I miss you."
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{\an8}Besides, this is nice,
writing back and forth,
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{\an8}kind of like when
I was in the Army.
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{\an8}Oh, she writing you
back, too, huh?
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{\an8}Mm-hmm.
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{\an8}Huh.
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{\an8}What?
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{\an8}My house blows away,
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{\an8}I don't even get
a damn postcard.
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{\an8}Well, you should write her
first. That's what I did.
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{\an8}Well, I'm not
her cheapskate husband.
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{\an8}Heads up,
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{\an8}I might kill your mother
before you get back.
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{\an8}Oh, 7:19 to Frankfurt.
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{\an8}Birthplace of the frankfurter.
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{\an8}That's a must-see.
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{\an8}Sheldon,
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{\an8}can I get you
anything?
No.
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{\an8}You sure? Cup of tea?
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{\an8}I'm fine.
Hot chocolate?
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{\an8}Why are you badgering me?
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{\an8}Whoa, what brought that on?
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{\an8}Nothing. Everything's fine.
I just have to study.
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{\an8} Is this about the train?
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{\an8}What? No. What train?
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{\an8}Are you still mad that
I won't let you go alone?
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{\an8}Yes.
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{\an8}Well, I'm sorry to hear that.
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{\an8}Someday, when you're a parent,
you'll understand.
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{\an8}I'm sure I will.
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{\an8}Okay, then.
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{\an8}Dear Missy,
I'm sure you're surprised
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{\an8}I'm writing to you,
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{\an8}but I have a secret
and I have to tell someone
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{\an8}or my head will explode.
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{\an8}Ooh.
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{\an8}The other day,
against Mother's orders,
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{\an8}I rode a train by myself.
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{\an8} What a loser.
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{\an8}♪ Because you're mine ♪
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{\an8}♪ I walk the line ♪
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{\an8}♪ Because you're mine ♪
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{\an8}♪ I walk the line... ♪
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George tells me you and Sheldon
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are having a good time
in Germany.
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Things here are
finally settling down.
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I moved in with Dale,
which has been great.
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He's been so
supportive and patient...
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Could you play another song?
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I'm working on this song.
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My last nerve
is what you're working on.
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Well, you got to practice
if you want to get good.
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For what? You're 74.
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You gonna
play that song in hell?
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Look, this is my house,
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and in my house,
I play the guitar.
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I thought you said
your house was my house.
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And in your house, there's a guy
who plays the guitar,
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and he's getting
pretty doggone good.
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Oh.
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Guide's here.
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Mmm.
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Julia Roberts
and Lyle Lovett.
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What does she see in him?
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Women love
musicians.
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Man, I got to learn
to play guitar.
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Why?
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So your love
for me will deepen?
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Nice save, Romeo.
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Oh, look.
Another letter from Mom.
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Aw. I think it's so romantic,
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you two writing to each other.
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It's just 'cause
he's a cheapskate.
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It can be both.
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Well, I think it's sweet.
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Well, I can write you
a letter if you want.
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Please don't.
Why not?
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'Cause your spelling
makes me sad.
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I can use small words.
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Dear George, I really loved
your last letter.
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Who would have thought
that I would have
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a love affair in Germany
and that it would be with you.
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I miss you all so much,
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but it sounds like
everyone is doing great.
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By the way,
Missy's new friend Taylor,
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is that a boy or a girl?
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Missy!
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I've included some Polaroids
of your granddaughter
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and your hot American boy toy.
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Don't feel bad for being
confused about Missy's friend.
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He is a boy, but don't worry,
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I'm on top of it.
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Taylor's a boy?
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Yes.
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So when you went to the movies
with him, he was a boy?
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Mm-hmm.
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And when you went swimming
at his house,
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he was a boy with his shirt off?
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I never said he was a girl.
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No, I said he was a girl
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and you didn't correct me.
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I don't remember who said what.
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Yes, you do.
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And that is the last
you're seeing of Taylor.
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Dad, it's not what you think.
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He doesn't like me like that.
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He's a 13-year-old boy.
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He likes all girls like that.
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He's 15, and he doesn't.
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Fifteen?
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And he really doesn't.
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The hell does that mean?
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Oh.
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Yeah.
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So, he's like a...
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gal pal?
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Bingo.
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Okay.
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So, can I go to his house
and watch a movie?
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No other boys'll be there?
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Just him and me.
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All right, then.
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Thanks, Daddy.
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It's a different world, Mare.
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I'm proud of Missy
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for keeping an open mind,
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and, shoot, I'm proud of myself.
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By the way,
I told my dad you're gay.
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Okay.
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Hey.
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Have you seen my guitar?
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No. Why?
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I could've sworn
I left it in the bedroom
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and now
I can't find it anywhere.
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That's weird.
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Did you hide it?
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I can't believe
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you would accuse me
of such a thing.
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Did you?
Did I what?
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Hide my guitar.
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♪ Because you're mine ♪
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♪ I lost my mind. ♪
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Well, give it back.
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Only under certain conditions.
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That guitar
has been here
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way longer
than you have.
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You want to
see it again?
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What conditions?
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First of all,
if I'm out of the house,
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you can play it all day long.
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That's reasonable.
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I'm a reasonable lady.
Number two:
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You cannot play the same song
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for more than five minutes.
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No, no, no, no.
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That's not how practice works.
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Repetition is
the key to mastery.
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Ten minutes.
Deal.
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It's in the closet
behind the rain coats.
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Well, thank you.
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♪ Because you're mine ♪
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Hold on,
let me get my egg timer.
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♪ Because you're mine. ♪
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Auf wiedersehen.
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Where you going?
Library.
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In Frankfurt.
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Have fun.
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As much as I hated lying,
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I loved trains
just a little bit more.
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Dear Mandy, there are
so many things
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I love about you, it's hard
to know where to start.
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But I will.
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Sure, I could go on and on
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about your beautiful...
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B-E...
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Where does the dang "U" go?
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...pretty... boobs.
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But what's more important
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is what's underneath:
Your heart.
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Oh, yeah. That's good.
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Can I cash out?
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Oh. Sure.
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Hey, question--
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if you sneak into the bathroom
to watch a woman shower,
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00:09:57,347 --> 00:09:59,224
is that romantic or creepy?
259
00:09:59,224 --> 00:10:00,225
Romantic.
260
00:10:00,225 --> 00:10:01,768
That's what I thought.
261
00:10:03,437 --> 00:10:06,273
And when you're alone
in the shower...
262
00:10:08,942 --> 00:10:10,777
{\an8}Ticket?
Oh.
263
00:10:20,120 --> 00:10:21,455
{\an8}Mm-hmm.
264
00:10:39,806 --> 00:10:40,849
{\an8}Ja.
265
00:11:08,627 --> 00:11:09,669
No.
266
00:11:21,056 --> 00:11:22,808
What-- What the hell?
267
00:11:22,808 --> 00:11:24,810
What?
What are you doing?
268
00:11:24,810 --> 00:11:26,478
Wh--
269
00:11:26,478 --> 00:11:28,980
I'm just putting nose spray in
'cause you're snoring.
270
00:11:28,980 --> 00:11:32,317
Well, that's no reason to stick
something up my nose.
271
00:11:32,317 --> 00:11:33,568
I'm sorry.
272
00:11:33,568 --> 00:11:36,154
I mean, if anybody snores,
it's you.
273
00:11:36,154 --> 00:11:38,573
I mean, just look
at that honker.
274
00:11:38,573 --> 00:11:40,242
That's not very nice.
275
00:11:40,242 --> 00:11:43,620
What's not nice is you
violating my nose.
276
00:11:43,620 --> 00:11:45,247
It's not gonna
happen again.
277
00:11:46,415 --> 00:11:49,418
Hey, but listen,
now that you're up,
278
00:11:49,418 --> 00:11:50,961
why don't we
just spritz
279
00:11:50,961 --> 00:11:53,088
the other nostril--
Don't you dare!
280
00:11:53,088 --> 00:11:54,923
Okay, okay.
281
00:11:56,049 --> 00:11:58,885
And for your information,
you fart all night long.
282
00:11:58,885 --> 00:12:00,220
It's 'cause of
your cooking.
283
00:12:01,263 --> 00:12:03,140
Quit feeding me fajitas.
284
00:12:04,099 --> 00:12:07,352
Dear Missy, I'm currently
on my fifth train ride
285
00:12:07,352 --> 00:12:09,271
exploring Germany
and the nations
286
00:12:09,271 --> 00:12:11,606
of the former
Austro-Hungarian Empire.
287
00:12:11,606 --> 00:12:13,608
It's often referred to
as a dual monarchy
288
00:12:13,608 --> 00:12:15,444
because the Hapsburg ruler
was both
289
00:12:15,444 --> 00:12:17,988
the emperor of Austria
and the king of Hungary.
290
00:12:17,988 --> 00:12:21,116
Speaking of hungry... strudel.
291
00:12:34,796 --> 00:12:36,548
Wait! Wait!
292
00:12:36,548 --> 00:12:38,800
Warten! Warten!
293
00:12:38,800 --> 00:12:40,886
That's German for "wait"!
294
00:12:40,886 --> 00:12:43,305
As you can see,
they did not warten.
295
00:12:56,026 --> 00:12:57,277
Sheldon Cooper.
296
00:12:59,988 --> 00:13:01,406
Hello?
297
00:13:01,406 --> 00:13:02,407
OPERATOR
I have a collect call
298
00:13:02,407 --> 00:13:03,533
from Sheldon Cooper.
299
00:13:03,533 --> 00:13:04,910
Do you accept the charges?
300
00:13:04,910 --> 00:13:06,578
Sorry, my dad said
it's too expensive and--
301
00:13:06,578 --> 00:13:08,413
Missy, please,
it's an emergency!
302
00:13:09,664 --> 00:13:11,333
Fine. I accept.
303
00:13:11,333 --> 00:13:12,417
Go ahead.
304
00:13:12,417 --> 00:13:13,627
What?
305
00:13:13,627 --> 00:13:15,086
I'm stranded
in a train station
306
00:13:15,086 --> 00:13:16,880
in Weinheim, Germany,
and I can't call Mom
307
00:13:16,880 --> 00:13:18,381
because I lied about--
Sorry.
308
00:13:18,381 --> 00:13:19,841
I'm getting another call.
Wait, don't--
309
00:13:20,800 --> 00:13:22,052
Hello?
310
00:13:22,052 --> 00:13:24,054
Oh, hi, Taylor.
311
00:13:24,054 --> 00:13:25,597
Nothing.
What're you up to?
312
00:13:25,597 --> 00:13:27,224
Missy!
313
00:13:27,224 --> 00:13:29,184
Missy?
314
00:13:29,184 --> 00:13:30,644
Missy...
315
00:13:32,604 --> 00:13:35,190
...and not just 'cause
you're naked in the shower--
316
00:13:35,190 --> 00:13:37,484
'cause you're naked
and all sudsy.
317
00:13:37,484 --> 00:13:40,654
It's like watching MTV,
but in the bathroom.
318
00:13:40,654 --> 00:13:42,405
Well, I hope that didn't
sound creepy,
319
00:13:42,405 --> 00:13:45,408
but you're so pretty
I can't stop looking at you,
320
00:13:45,408 --> 00:13:48,495
even with clothes on
covered with CeeCee's spit-up.
321
00:13:49,496 --> 00:13:51,206
Oh, you're
reading my letter.
322
00:13:51,206 --> 00:13:52,457
I'll come back.
323
00:13:52,457 --> 00:13:54,125
Oh, now you want
to give me privacy?
324
00:13:54,125 --> 00:13:56,169
So, it was creepy, huh?
325
00:13:56,169 --> 00:13:57,796
It was.
326
00:13:59,339 --> 00:14:00,507
Where you going?
327
00:14:00,507 --> 00:14:02,759
Well, I'm gonna go
take a shower.
328
00:14:02,759 --> 00:14:04,386
Maybe I'll leave
the door unlocked.
329
00:14:06,846 --> 00:14:08,181
Well, all right.
330
00:14:14,020 --> 00:14:16,022
It's okay, young man,
we speak English.
331
00:14:16,022 --> 00:14:17,857
But not as well as my German,
so stay with me.
332
00:15:04,070 --> 00:15:06,197
♪ I'm walking, yes, indeed ♪
333
00:15:06,197 --> 00:15:08,241
♪ And I'm talking
about you and me ♪
334
00:15:08,241 --> 00:15:09,367
♪ I'm hoping ♪
335
00:15:09,367 --> 00:15:11,494
♪ That you come back to me ♪
336
00:15:11,494 --> 00:15:12,912
♪ Yeah ♪
337
00:15:12,912 --> 00:15:15,248
♪ I'm lonely as I can be. ♪
338
00:15:18,418 --> 00:15:20,712
Oh God!
Dad, get out!
339
00:15:20,712 --> 00:15:22,380
Why didn't you
lock the door?
340
00:15:22,380 --> 00:15:24,007
I didn't want
to miss anything.
341
00:15:26,009 --> 00:15:28,803
...I've been sitting here
staring at your picture,
342
00:15:28,803 --> 00:15:31,181
thinking about all the years
we've been together
343
00:15:31,181 --> 00:15:35,894
and how I may have taken you
for granted the last few.
344
00:15:35,894 --> 00:15:39,356
I do appreciate you,
I do love you,
345
00:15:39,356 --> 00:15:41,691
and I'm sorry
I don't say it enough...
346
00:15:41,691 --> 00:15:44,653
or say it at all.
347
00:15:44,653 --> 00:15:45,862
So...
348
00:15:45,862 --> 00:15:48,323
rest up because when I get back,
349
00:15:48,323 --> 00:15:50,283
I'm gonna show you how mu--
350
00:15:55,955 --> 00:15:56,873
Hello?
351
00:15:56,873 --> 00:15:58,083
Mom, it's me.
352
00:15:58,083 --> 00:15:59,501
I know I'm not
supposed to call,
353
00:15:59,501 --> 00:16:01,086
but Sheldon called
and said he's in trouble.
354
00:16:01,086 --> 00:16:02,879
Sheldon's at the library.
355
00:16:02,879 --> 00:16:04,547
No, he's not.
356
00:16:04,547 --> 00:16:05,548
He's stuck at a train station
somewhere in Germany.
357
00:16:05,548 --> 00:16:07,384
When did he call?
358
00:16:07,384 --> 00:16:08,885
I don't know.
Two, three hours ago...
359
00:16:08,885 --> 00:16:10,303
What?!
360
00:16:10,303 --> 00:16:12,222
You know, this is expensive,
I should go.
361
00:16:14,307 --> 00:16:15,350
Oh.
362
00:16:16,518 --> 00:16:17,894
I'm gonna kill him.
363
00:16:21,147 --> 00:16:22,399
What are you doing?
364
00:16:22,399 --> 00:16:24,651
I'm gonna go sleep
in the other room
365
00:16:24,651 --> 00:16:25,819
so we don't bug
each other.
366
00:16:25,819 --> 00:16:27,237
And leave me here all alone?
367
00:16:27,237 --> 00:16:29,072
I thought you'd be happy.
368
00:16:29,072 --> 00:16:32,283
Well, my nose might be happy,
but the rest of me won't be.
369
00:16:32,283 --> 00:16:33,952
Aw.
370
00:16:33,952 --> 00:16:36,496
Unless you're leaving
because my snoring is so bad.
371
00:16:36,496 --> 00:16:38,164
Alleged snoring.
372
00:16:38,164 --> 00:16:39,416
Alleged snoring?
373
00:16:39,416 --> 00:16:41,000
I'm going half deaf
in this ear
374
00:16:41,000 --> 00:16:42,502
from your alleged snoring.
375
00:16:42,502 --> 00:16:44,587
Well, there must be
a way to compromise.
376
00:16:44,587 --> 00:16:46,256
Compromise?
There's no compromise.
377
00:16:46,256 --> 00:16:48,508
You won't let me spritz
your nasal passages.
378
00:16:48,508 --> 00:16:50,427
Even if I did,
that's not gonna stop
379
00:16:50,427 --> 00:16:52,679
the tear gas coming out
of your pants.
380
00:16:52,679 --> 00:16:55,598
Onions in, onions out--
381
00:16:55,598 --> 00:16:58,268
We talked about
this, you know.
382
00:17:06,443 --> 00:17:07,902
Oh, dear.
383
00:17:18,037 --> 00:17:19,539
Uh, hello? Police?
384
00:17:19,539 --> 00:17:21,666
Sprechen English?
385
00:17:21,666 --> 00:17:23,126
Good, good. Um...
386
00:17:23,126 --> 00:17:25,837
My little boy is lost
at a train station.
387
00:17:25,837 --> 00:17:27,630
No, I don't know which one...
388
00:17:27,630 --> 00:17:31,176
Um, he's, uh, five foot ten...
389
00:17:31,176 --> 00:17:32,969
Well, he's little to me!
390
00:17:35,263 --> 00:17:36,431
Never mind.
391
00:17:37,724 --> 00:17:39,017
What happened to you?
392
00:17:39,017 --> 00:17:40,477
Tough day.
393
00:17:40,477 --> 00:17:42,145
At the library?
394
00:17:43,438 --> 00:17:44,355
Yes.
395
00:17:44,355 --> 00:17:46,816
Where's your other shoe?
396
00:17:48,568 --> 00:17:51,112
When I was leaving...
the library,
397
00:17:51,112 --> 00:17:52,822
a wild dog attacked me.
398
00:17:52,822 --> 00:17:54,657
Oh, sweetie, no.
399
00:17:54,657 --> 00:17:56,910
I fought him off,
but at the price of a loafer.
400
00:17:56,910 --> 00:17:58,620
Where's your backpack?
401
00:18:00,079 --> 00:18:01,331
I guess he got that, too.
402
00:18:02,332 --> 00:18:03,666
Well...
403
00:18:03,666 --> 00:18:05,877
that all makes
sense, Sheldon,
404
00:18:05,877 --> 00:18:07,796
if that's what
really happened.
405
00:18:08,755 --> 00:18:09,672
It is.
406
00:18:09,672 --> 00:18:12,008
Okay, then.
407
00:18:12,008 --> 00:18:13,510
Why don't you
go lie down?
408
00:18:14,469 --> 00:18:16,054
I will.
409
00:18:16,054 --> 00:18:17,597
I'm tired from all
the things that happened...
410
00:18:17,597 --> 00:18:20,517
At the library.
411
00:18:20,517 --> 00:18:22,227
Instead of punishing him,
412
00:18:22,227 --> 00:18:24,437
I'm letting him think
he got away with it.
413
00:18:24,437 --> 00:18:26,606
The guilt is eating him alive.
414
00:18:26,606 --> 00:18:29,400
I wish you were here
to enjoy it with me.
415
00:18:29,400 --> 00:18:31,820
Hey.
416
00:18:32,862 --> 00:18:34,113
Is it okay if Taylor and I
417
00:18:34,113 --> 00:18:35,281
hang out in my room
and listen to music?
418
00:18:35,281 --> 00:18:36,908
Sure.
419
00:18:36,908 --> 00:18:38,535
Just keep the door closed
so I don't have to hear it.
420
00:18:38,535 --> 00:18:39,744
You got it.
421
00:18:41,788 --> 00:18:44,582
Probably gonna listen
to show tunes.
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