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♪ The Simpsons ♪
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D'
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Aah!
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How can they
imprison kids in school
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on a beautiful day like this?
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They're not imprisoning
us, Bart, they're...
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Prison bus, Otto?
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The regular school bus
broke down.
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So take a seat before
I blow your heads off!
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- Otto!
- Sorry.
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This bus and I have sort of
a Shining thing going on.
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This is what being a kid is all about.
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Hey, Huck,
what's L-I-N-C-O-N doing here?
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I don't know.
It's your fantasy.
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- Hi, Abe.
- Hello, Bart.
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Well, children, our new ultra-hard
posturific chairs have arrived.
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They've been designed
by eminent posturologists
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to eliminate slouching
by the year 3000.
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Mrs. Krabappel...
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I'm having back spasms!
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I know they seem a little
uncomfortable right now.
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But eventually your bones
will change shape.
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I've lost all feeling
in the left side of my body.
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Yeah. Yeah.
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Now, unfortunately
our school clocks
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have been running fast
all semester,
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so today we all have
to stay two extra hours
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to make up for the time we lost.
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Ha!
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And to think I got all this after
dropping out of the fourth grade.
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That does it. I'm outta here.
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Mrs. Krabappel,
I have to go to the dentist.
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I have a caraway seed
caught under my bridgework.
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My mom's number's there
if you wanna check up on me.
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That's okay, Bart.
I trust you.
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"Please excuse my handwriting.
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"I busted whichever
hand it is I write with.
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Signed, Mrs. Simpson."
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You were right
to be suspicious, Edna.
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To the crime lab.
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Inconclusive.
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I wish more students had agreed to
these electronic tracking implants.
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We only had one volunteer.
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Spill it!
Where's your brother?
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You'd better answer him, Lisa.
He's a bad man.
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What are you laughing about?
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You started off as the bad cop.
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And now you're the good one.
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You and Willie got mixed-up
about 10 minutes ago.
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We did not!
Now, where's Bart?
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You better tell me!
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You better tell him, Lassie.
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I cannot control him
when he gets like this.
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Now you're the good cop.
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What?
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The joys of
mortgaging your future.
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My fantasy's come true!
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Hey, kid.
You wanna see a dead body?
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If I were a truant boy
out for a good time,
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I'd be right here...
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The Springfield Natural
History Museum.
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You're mine, Simpson.
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Look, if I was under 17,
I'd be in school, right?
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Yeah, I guess you're right.
Enjoy "Boob-a-rama", sir.
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Why, there are no children here
at the 4-H club either.
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Am I so out of touch?
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No. It's the children
who are wrong.
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Sold to the small man
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with the runny nose
for 2.3 million.
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Our next highest bid,
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I believe was yours, sir,
for 2.1 million.
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Yes.
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Were there any serious bids
for this painting?
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Can't let Dad
see me playing hooky!
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I can't let the boy
see me skippin' work.
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- Good afternoon.
- How do you do, sir?
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Sucker!
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A spoor! -
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His brand of gum, Doublemint.
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Trying to double your fun, Bart?
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Well, I'll double
your detention.
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I wish someone
was around to hear that.
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And so we enter endgame.
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Ay, caramba!
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Let's see him track me now.
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My God! He is like
some sort of...
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non-giving up...
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school guy.
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He's close.
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I can taste his fear.
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What the...
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Freddy, honey. I think something
just dropped into the backseat.
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I'm not paying you to talk.
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Gimme the ball!
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People, the punch has been spiked.
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That's my nephew,
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displaying the Quimby wit
that's won the public's heart.
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Happy birthday, Freddy.
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And may all your disgraces
be, private.
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- Yes.
- Hear! Hear!
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And who are you, little boy?
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I'm one of your nephews
you don't see very often,
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Bart-Bart.
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Hey, McBain, I'm a big fan,
but your last movie really sucked.
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I know. There were
script problems from day one.
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Yeah, I'll say.
Magic ticket my ass, McBain.
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Maria, my mighty heart
is breaking.
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I'll be in the Humvee.
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Hey, what the hell is this?
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It is a bowl
of "Shao-dair," Sir.
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Wait a minute.
Come here.
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What did you call it?
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Say it loud enough
so everyone can hear.
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Come on. Say it.
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"Show-dair."
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"Shao-dair"?
"Shao-dair"?
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It's "Chowdah."
Say it right!
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"Shah-der."
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Come back here! I'm not
through demeaning you!
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Wow! This is the biggest
Rice Krispie square I've ever seen.
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Boy, the rich sure
know how to live.
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- Say it, Frenchy. Say "Chowdah!"
- Never!
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Okay, you asked for it.
I'm gonna enjoy this.
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Ooh. Ooh. Ooh.
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Whoa!
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Oy! That's gotta hurt!
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My God!
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Someone's taken a bite
out of the big Rice Krispie square!
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Yeah, and the waiter's
been brutally beaten.
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It says Freddy Quimby beat
a waiter half to death.
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Those Quimby children
are so wild and rich.
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I hope he finally gets
what's coming to him.
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But Freddy Quimby's innocent!
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How do you know?
There weren't any witnesses.
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Yeah. Right.
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You'd think someone
would've seen something
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at a crowded party like that.
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Well, they didn't, okay?
They didn't!
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It says so right here
in black-and-white, "No witnesses."
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Case closed.
Now, let's all read the funnies.
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Look, Charlie Brown
said, "Good grief."
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I didn't see that comin'.
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Lisa, I gotta tell somebody.
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I was at the Quimby
compound yesterday
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when that frog waiter
got whacked.
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I know that Freddy Quimby
is innocent.
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You're a witness?
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Bart, you have to
tell the police.
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- I can't.
- Why?
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Bart Simpson, I know you
cut school yesterday.
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And as soon as I can prove it,
I'm shipping you off
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to the Christian
military reform school.
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What he said.
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I see.
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If you testify, Skinner
will know you skipped school.
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Well, if Freddy Quimby
didn't do it,
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I'm sure he'll be found innocent
by a fair and impartial jury.
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Jury duty!
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I'll see that Quimby kid
hang for this!
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I knew it was a bad idea
to watch him open the mail.
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Let's go over to the county
courthouse live to Kent Brockman.
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Ockman, just outside the county
courtroom where an argument about chowder
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has spilled over into the biggest trial
in Springfield history.
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Behind these doors,
a federal judge
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will ladle out steaming bowls
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of rich, creamy justice
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in a case the media have dubbed
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"Beat-up waiter."
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This reporter
suggested "Waitergate,"
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but was shouted down
at the press club.
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Now, it's illegal to televise
court proceedings in this state,
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so we'll have to be quiet.
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I know you can
read my thoughts, Bart.
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Just a little reminder...
If I find out you cut class,
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your ass is mine.
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Yes, you heard me.
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I think words I would never say.
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I know you can
read my thoughts, boy.
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♪ Meow meow meow meow
meow meow meow meow ♪
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♪ Meow meow meow meow
meow meow meow meow ♪
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I intend to prove that
Freddy Quimby is totally innocent.
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First of all, his accuser
is a very shady character.
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That waiter, Mr. Lacoste,
not only wasn't born in Springfield,
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he wasn't even born
in this country!
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It's an exclusive!
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From now on,
you tell me everything.
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Freddy Quimby was with me
the entire night in question.
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We were collecting canned goods
for the starving people in,
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you know,
one of them loser countries.
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- Well, that clears Quimby.
- He's clearly innocent.
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Good.
My laundry is done.
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You see, Lisa?
They don't need my testimony.
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Only because Mayor Quimby
is buying his nephew's freedom.
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The system works.
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Just ask Claus von Bulow.
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Ladies and gentlemen, I'm going
to prove to you not only
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that Freddy Quimby is guilty,
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but that he is also innocent
of not being guilty.
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I refer you to my
expert witness, Dr. Hibbert.
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Well, only one in
two million people has
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what we call
the "evil gene."
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Hitler had it.
Walt Disney had it.
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And Freddy Quimby has it.
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Thank you, Dr. Hibbert.
I rest my case.
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You rest your case?
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What? No. I thought that
was just a figure of speech.
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Case closed.
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Excuse me, your honor.
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Yes, I'd like to bring something
to the court's attention.
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What?
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Give those glasses
to the bailiff.
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All right.
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And those.
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Your Honor, even though
I've proven my client's innocence,
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I'd still like to call
Freddy Quimby to the stand
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so that we can all
bask in his gentle decency.
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He's wealthy,
therefore, inherently good.
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He has innocent-looking hair.
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Mr. Quimby, did you
assault Mr. Lacoste?
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Of course not. I love each and every
living thing on God's green earth.
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Well, therefore, you certainly would
never lose your temper
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over something as trivial
as the pronunciation of "chowder."
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That's "chowdah!"
"Chowdah!" I'll kill you!
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I'll kill all of you!
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Especially those of you
in the jury!
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He's clearly guilty.
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Wow, that didn't go well.
The defense rests.
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Will the jury retire
and come to its decision?
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This won't take long.
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He's clearly guilty.
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We'll probably be home
by dinnertime.
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Good. Tonight, the dog from Frasier
is gonna ride the dolphin on Seaquest.
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Well, Bart, because of you,
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a horrible yet innocent
person is going to jail.
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Maybe I should come forward.
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I can't wait till the sentencing part.
That's where I really shine.
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Bart Simpson,
for the heinous crime of hooky,
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I sentence you to a lifetime
of hard labor in the cafeteria.
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More creamed corn, Jimbo Jr.?
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This creamed corn tastes
like creamed crap.
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Watch the potty mouth, honey.
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Your sister says you have
something to tell me.
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What? -
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Um, yeah. I just...
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I just wanted to say
how great it is
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to finally see some
chicks on the bench.
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Keep up the good work, toots.
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Chicks on the bench.
249
00:15:40,230 --> 00:15:42,149
Why bother votin'?
He's guilty.
250
00:15:42,232 --> 00:15:43,901
Well, we might as well
make it official.
251
00:15:43,984 --> 00:15:45,653
What does "sequestered" mean?
252
00:15:45,736 --> 00:15:47,881
If the jury is deadlocked,
they're put up in a hotel together
253
00:15:47,905 --> 00:15:49,825
so they can't communicate
with the outside world.
254
00:15:49,865 --> 00:15:51,158
What does "deadlocked" mean?
255
00:15:51,241 --> 00:15:53,202
It's when the jury
can't agree on a verdict.
256
00:15:53,285 --> 00:15:56,163
- And "if"?
- A conjunction meaning
257
00:15:56,246 --> 00:15:58,165
"in the event that"
Or "on condition that."
258
00:15:58,248 --> 00:16:02,211
So if we don't all
vote the same way,
259
00:16:02,294 --> 00:16:05,047
we'll be deadlocked
260
00:16:05,130 --> 00:16:07,967
and have to be sequestered
261
00:16:08,050 --> 00:16:09,760
in the Springfield Palace hotel.
262
00:16:09,843 --> 00:16:11,762
That's not gonna happen, Homer.
263
00:16:11,845 --> 00:16:13,973
Let's vote.
My liver is failing.
264
00:16:14,056 --> 00:16:15,432
Where we'll get:
265
00:16:15,516 --> 00:16:17,559
A free room, free food,
free swimming pool,
266
00:16:17,643 --> 00:16:19,603
free HBO...
Ooh! "Free Willy"!
267
00:16:19,687 --> 00:16:21,605
Justice is not
a frivolous thing, Simpson.
268
00:16:21,689 --> 00:16:24,191
It has little, if anything,
to do with a disobedient whale.
269
00:16:24,274 --> 00:16:25,526
Now let's vote.
270
00:16:25,609 --> 00:16:26,902
How are the rest of you voting?
271
00:16:26,986 --> 00:16:29,488
- Guilty.
- Okay, fine.
272
00:16:29,571 --> 00:16:32,408
How many s's in "innocent"?
273
00:16:32,491 --> 00:16:34,868
I'm only doing
what I think is right.
274
00:16:34,952 --> 00:16:39,164
I believe Freddy Quimby should
walk out of here a free hotel.
275
00:16:43,544 --> 00:16:45,504
I miss you too, Marge.
276
00:16:45,587 --> 00:16:50,300
But the law needs me.
I'll be home as soon as I can.
277
00:16:50,384 --> 00:16:52,386
Room service, send up
two more pot roasts
278
00:16:52,469 --> 00:16:55,055
and three more pillows
with mints on 'em.
279
00:16:56,765 --> 00:16:59,059
You know,
280
00:16:59,143 --> 00:17:01,145
We're kind of like
the original odd couple.
281
00:17:01,228 --> 00:17:02,938
You're the messy one, and I'm...
282
00:17:03,022 --> 00:17:04,064
Shut up!
283
00:17:04,148 --> 00:17:05,816
Yes.
Very well.
284
00:17:05,899 --> 00:17:08,110
So, Bart,
285
00:17:08,193 --> 00:17:10,946
have your insides been
gnawed away by guilt yet?
286
00:17:11,030 --> 00:17:12,740
Sell it to hallmark, sis.
287
00:17:12,823 --> 00:17:14,700
You're looking at cucumber boy.
288
00:17:14,783 --> 00:17:16,243
As in, "Cool as a."
289
00:17:16,326 --> 00:17:18,120
Next on "McGarnigal"...
290
00:17:18,203 --> 00:17:20,748
McGarnigal is framed for
a crime he didn't commit.
291
00:17:20,831 --> 00:17:23,333
And only one witness
can clear his name,
292
00:17:23,417 --> 00:17:27,129
a little sissy boy who's too
scared to come forward.
293
00:17:27,212 --> 00:17:29,214
You gotta tell 'em
what you saw, Billy.
294
00:17:29,298 --> 00:17:32,051
But I'm so scared, McGarnigal.
295
00:17:32,134 --> 00:17:35,512
You gotta do this one for me, Billy.
McGarnigal.
296
00:17:35,596 --> 00:17:39,308
Okay. For you,
McGarnigal.
297
00:17:39,391 --> 00:17:43,479
Well, McGarnigal, Billy is dead!
298
00:17:43,562 --> 00:17:45,856
They slit his throat
from ear to ear.
299
00:17:45,939 --> 00:17:49,318
Hey, I'm trying
to eat lunch here.
300
00:17:52,279 --> 00:17:55,365
Jump, Free Willy! Jump.
301
00:17:55,449 --> 00:17:57,201
Jump with all your might.
302
00:18:06,543 --> 00:18:07,795
No.
Willy didn't make it!
303
00:18:07,878 --> 00:18:09,755
And he crushed our boy!
304
00:18:09,838 --> 00:18:11,381
What a mess.
305
00:18:11,465 --> 00:18:14,927
I don't like this
new director's cut.
306
00:18:17,888 --> 00:18:19,973
- Got it, Barn?
- Got what?
307
00:18:21,850 --> 00:18:24,019
- You're stealing a table?
- I'm not stealin' it.
308
00:18:24,103 --> 00:18:27,523
Hotels expect you
to take a few things. It's a souvenir.
309
00:18:27,606 --> 00:18:29,149
Is that my necktie
you're wearing?
310
00:18:29,233 --> 00:18:30,233
Souvenir.
311
00:18:31,693 --> 00:18:34,196
Mom, what if there's
a really bad, crummy guy
312
00:18:34,279 --> 00:18:36,156
who's going to jail,
but I know he's innocent.
313
00:18:36,240 --> 00:18:39,576
Well, Bart, your Uncle Arthur
used to have a saying,
314
00:18:39,660 --> 00:18:41,954
"Shoot 'em all,
and let God sort 'em out."
315
00:18:42,037 --> 00:18:45,040
Unfortunately, one day he put
his theory into practice.
316
00:18:45,124 --> 00:18:47,251
It took 75 federal marshals
to bring him down.
317
00:18:47,334 --> 00:18:49,378
Now, let's never
speak of him again.
318
00:18:53,090 --> 00:18:56,051
Mom? Mom!
319
00:18:56,135 --> 00:18:57,469
Mom!
320
00:18:57,553 --> 00:18:59,930
What if I can get
this guy off the hook?
321
00:19:00,013 --> 00:19:01,974
I mean, sh-should I do it?
322
00:19:02,057 --> 00:19:04,726
Honey, you should listen
to your heart
323
00:19:04,810 --> 00:19:07,312
and not the voices in your head,
324
00:19:07,396 --> 00:19:10,566
like a certain uncle did
one gray December morn.
325
00:19:14,611 --> 00:19:16,947
Even though reopening
a trial at this point
326
00:19:17,030 --> 00:19:20,409
is illegal and grossly
unconstitutional,
327
00:19:20,492 --> 00:19:22,786
I just can't say no to kids.
328
00:19:24,288 --> 00:19:26,665
So, young man,
329
00:19:26,748 --> 00:19:30,752
if Freddy Quimby didn't inflict
these injuries on Mr. Lacoste,
330
00:19:30,836 --> 00:19:33,755
just who did?
331
00:19:33,839 --> 00:19:36,592
Well, I was hiding in the kitchen
when it all happened.
332
00:19:36,675 --> 00:19:39,386
Say it, Frenchy!
Say "chowdah"!
333
00:19:39,469 --> 00:19:41,847
- Never!
- Okay, you asked for it.
334
00:19:41,930 --> 00:19:43,849
I'm gonna enjoy this.
335
00:19:48,979 --> 00:19:49,979
Ooh, ooh!
336
00:20:01,200 --> 00:20:03,202
Ooh. Ooh. Ooh.
337
00:20:11,084 --> 00:20:12,711
And that's what really happened.
338
00:20:12,794 --> 00:20:14,254
This is an outrage!
339
00:20:14,338 --> 00:20:17,424
I am not a clumsy
Clouseau-esque waiter!
340
00:20:17,507 --> 00:20:20,552
I will...
Whoa! Whoo! Whoo!
341
00:20:22,221 --> 00:20:24,890
Ooh!
342
00:20:24,973 --> 00:20:27,351
At least there were no big ones.
343
00:20:27,434 --> 00:20:29,102
Ay.
344
00:20:29,186 --> 00:20:30,896
How could you have
seen all this, Bart?
345
00:20:30,979 --> 00:20:32,564
Weren't you supposed
to be in school?
346
00:20:34,775 --> 00:20:37,861
I... sorta skipped school.
347
00:20:37,945 --> 00:20:40,822
I knew it! I knew you'd slip up
sooner or later, Simpson!
348
00:20:40,906 --> 00:20:42,217
What slipup?
What are you talking about?
349
00:20:42,241 --> 00:20:43,158
He confessed it.
350
00:20:43,242 --> 00:20:44,910
Quiet.
I need this.
351
00:20:44,993 --> 00:20:48,622
This court finds Freddy Quimby
innocent of all charges.
352
00:20:48,705 --> 00:20:50,958
Case dismissed.
353
00:20:55,587 --> 00:20:58,298
Bart, I'm impressed with
what you did in there.
354
00:20:58,382 --> 00:21:00,008
You testified for
the Quimby boy,
355
00:21:00,092 --> 00:21:02,344
even though it was putting
your own head in a noose.
356
00:21:02,427 --> 00:21:04,596
On the other hand,
you skipped school.
357
00:21:04,680 --> 00:21:07,766
I guess the two things
cancel each other out.
358
00:21:09,268 --> 00:21:11,687
I'm a small man
in some ways, Bart.
359
00:21:11,770 --> 00:21:14,314
A small, petty man.
360
00:21:14,398 --> 00:21:15,524
Three months detention.
361
00:21:17,609 --> 00:21:20,696
Wait a minute, Bart.
362
00:21:20,779 --> 00:21:22,698
Make that...
363
00:21:22,781 --> 00:21:24,366
four months detention.
364
00:21:26,368 --> 00:21:28,745
Well, Marge, it was horrible.
365
00:21:28,829 --> 00:21:31,164
Everyone was against me
in that jury room.
366
00:21:31,248 --> 00:21:33,500
But I stood by the courage
of my convictions,
367
00:21:33,583 --> 00:21:34,960
and I prevailed.
368
00:21:35,043 --> 00:21:38,714
And that's why we had
Chinese food for lunch.
369
00:21:38,797 --> 00:21:40,716
Good for you, Homey.
370
00:21:40,799 --> 00:21:42,759
You know, a lot of things
happened around here
371
00:21:42,843 --> 00:21:44,052
while you were gone.
372
00:21:44,136 --> 00:21:46,930
Great, Marge.
I want to hear all about it.
373
00:21:48,390 --> 00:21:49,391
Give me those!
374
00:21:50,684 --> 00:21:52,602
And those.
375
00:21:52,686 --> 00:21:54,271
And those.
376
00:22:00,861 --> 00:22:03,405
♪♪
377
00:22:46,490 --> 00:22:47,490
Shh!
378
00:22:50,911 --> 00:22:53,997
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