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♪ The Simpsons ♪
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D'
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Aah!
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♪ What would you do ♪
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♪ If I sang out of tune ♪
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♪ Would you stand up
and walk out on me ♪
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♪ Lend me your ears ♪
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♪ And I'll sing you a song ♪
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♪ I will try not to sing
out of key, yeah ♪
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♪ Baby, I get by with a
little help from my friends ♪
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They're gonna eat
this up in show-and-tell.
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I'm not sure if I'm
comfortable with the idea
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of your classmates laughing
at our family's private moments.
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How would you like it
if 20 years from now
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people were laughing
at things you did?
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Not likely.
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Come on. Have a sense
of humor about yourself.
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I'm a big boy today.
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I gotta find
something else quick.
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Why don't you bring this
potato? It's pretty big.
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Mom, you're always trying
to give me potatoes.
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- What is it with you?
- I just think they're neat.
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I need something
for show-and-tell.
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Just take one of my geodes.
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The rocks on my desk.
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No, that's a trilobite.
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That's petrified wood.
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Bart, that's a bran muffin!
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Greetings, fellow geode-ologist.
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I'll be right back!
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The ingredients were
fresh pureed tomatoes,
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water, salt and sodium benzoate
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used to retard spoilage.
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Once again, if I'm not mistaken,
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this can contained tomato paste.
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Thank you, Nelson.
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I look forward to seeing it
again next week.
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Bart, you're up.
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Boys and girls,
Mrs. Krabappel,
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I come before you today
to solve a riddle
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that has plagued
mankind for centuries.
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What has four legs and ticks?
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- A walking clock?
- A walking clock!
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I'd wager he has some variety
of walking clock in that box.
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Bart, is it a walking clock?
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What? No, it's my dog.
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He is a gem!
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Here, boy. Would you like these
cookies Martin made for me?
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My raisin roundies!
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My dog's name is
Santa's Little Helper.
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One time he crawled under
the house, and when he came out,
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he was covered with ants.
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Then he ran into a church
and drank all the holy water.
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Wow!
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Thank you, Bart.
Great job.
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I knew the dog
before he came to class.
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Kaboom! That, the sound of
the thunderous volcanic explosion
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which gives birth
to the magnificent geode,
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one of nature's most...
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You're doing it wrong! You gotta
pet him hard so he can feel it.
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Look, look, look!
The doggy sneezed!
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Ha! It thinks it's people.
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Poochie. Here,
poochie, poochie, poochie!
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My geode must be acknowledged.
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Brother. All right.
Back to show-and-tell.
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Bart, why don't you
put the doggy away?
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More testicles mean more iron.
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Miss Hoover,
there's a dog in the vent.
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Ralph, remember the time you
said Snagglepuss was outside?
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He was going to the bathroom.
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I... I know Weinstein's
parents were upset,
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Superintendent, but I... I was
sure it was a phony excuse.
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I mean, it sounds so made-up.
"Yom kip pur."
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Sir, you've got to come quick!
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There's a dog runnin' around
in the air ducts!
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I understand. Children,
this is Principal Skinner.
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Remain calm.
There is a dog in the vents.
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Willie, go into the vent
and get him!
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What? Have you gone
waxy in your "beester"?
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I cannot fit in the wee vent,
ya croquet-playin' mint muncher!
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Grease yourself up
and go in, you...
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you guff-speaking work slacker.
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Ooh, good comeback.
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Lunch Lady Doris,
have you got any grease?
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Yes. Yes, we do.
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Then grease me up, woman!
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Okeydokey.
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Good Lord!
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It's coming up right behind him!
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What the... No! No!
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Stop it!
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Children, teachers,
back to your rooms.
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Whenever I get
this upset, I get hiccups.
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Right on cue.
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There's nary an animal alive that
can outrun a greased Scotsman.
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Now, out we go.
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'Tis more dizzyin'
than the belfry
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at St. Corgegluynwaagen's.
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That's nice work, boys.
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Someone's getting a visit
from Superintendent Chalmers.
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- I...
- can't...
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- take...
- this.
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- Skinner!
- Superintendent Chalmers,
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you didn't have to come
all the way down here.
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Everything's under control.
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I have had it!
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I have had it with
this school, Skinner!
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The low test scores,
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class after class of ugly,
ugly children!
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Now I really think
the children's appearance...
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Seymour, you are in very,
very big trouble.
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Why, looking into this loveable
mutt's eyes just melts my heart.
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Seymour, all is forgiven.
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Make way for Willie!
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I said make way for Willie,
ya bloated gasbag!
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Seymour.
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You're fired!
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I'm sorry. Did... Did you
just call me a liar?
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No. I said you were fired.
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That's much worse.
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I thought I'd be jumping
for joy the day Skinner left,
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but now all I have
is this weird,
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hot feeling in
the back of my head.
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That's guilt. You feel guilty
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because your stunt wound up
costing a man his job.
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Yeah, I guess it is guilt.
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Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
Let me get this straight.
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They let everybody
out of school early
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just because you brought a dog?
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- Well, yeah, but...
- Well, I'm off to work.
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The dog has had
enough excitement.
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But, Marge,
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dogs can never have
enough excitement.
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Look. Whee! Whee!
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Whee, whee!
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All right, all right.
I won't take the dog. Come here.
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Aw.
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Boys and girls, because of
Mr. Skinner's sudden departure,
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I've had to appoint
a new principal.
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Leopold.
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All right, you little punks.
Prick up your freakin' ears,
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because I'm only
gonna be saying this once.
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From now on,
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things are gonna be very,
very different around here...
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with your new principal, Ned Flanders.
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Well, tippity-top o' the a.m.
to every-good-body here.
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As chairman of the P.T.A.,
I am de-didilly-lighted to take over,
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and I think I can put
the "Pal" back in principal.
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Yeah, and I'll put the "super"
back in superintendent.
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It's the same exact joke.
What gives, Leo?
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Now, I know everybody's eager
to get back to class...
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Ha!
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But I thought
it might break the ice
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if we had a little "Q" and "A."
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Dude, ask a question,
or we'll have to go back to class.
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Um...
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- Yeah, you.
- Yeah.
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I was wonderin', do you...
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What's your policy on, lunch?
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Well, let me just say
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I want to put the "stew"
back in students.
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It's just a damn popularity
contest with you kids.
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Now look what you've done,
you little freaks!
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Young man, your gargantuan cone
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is making a mockery
of our self-serve policy.
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Bart, look.
It's Principal Skinner,
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and I think he's gone crazy.
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He's not wearing
a suit or tie or anything.
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Principal Skinner, um,
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I'm real sorry about
my dog getting you fired
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and biting you and then
getting it on with your leg.
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Well, maybe it was for the best.
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Now I... I finally have time
to do what I've always wanted...
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Write the great American novel.
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Mine is about a
futuristic amusement park
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where dinosaurs
are brought to life
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through advanced
cloning techniques.
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I call it
"Billy and the Clone-osaurus."
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You have got to be kidding, sir.
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First you think of an idea
that has already been done.
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Then you give it a title
that nobody could possibly like.
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Didn't you think this through?
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On the best-seller
list for 18 months!
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Every magazine cover had it!
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Most popular movies
of all time, sir!
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What were you thinking?
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I mean, thank you.
Come again.
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Bart, I've barely been here
a-a good solid week,
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and you've been sent
to my office 11 times.
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And now that I have
peanut butter cups,
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you seem to be getting
in trouble every hour.
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Must have been a coincidence.
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Anyhoo, Bart, you're
gonna have to be punished.
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This isn't just
some sort of clubhouse.
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Sorry. Were you
drinking Slice or Yoo-hoo?
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Now let's see.
"Tide. Cheer.
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"Bold. Biz.
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"Fab. All.
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Gain. Wisk."
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I believe today
I will try... Bold.
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Bart, how are you?
How's school?
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Um, it's... It's a lot of fun.
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Well, it was good to see you.
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It was? Well, then we
should get together again.
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Say, Saturday at my house.
Do you know where I live?
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No.
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A flaming bag?
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Well, these new Italian loafers
will make short work of it.
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I'm kinda busy on Saturday.
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Hey!
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We got Skinner's underpants!
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And there's nothing
you can do about it, Mr. Ex-principal.
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That's not true.
I can buy a new pair.
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No, I can't.
I needed those. I really did.
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You must be Seymour's friend.
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He's up in his room.
Don't touch the wallpaper.
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♪♪ -♪ Ba-ba-ba-bum ♪
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♪ Ba-ba-ba-bum ♪
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Now a little more allegro
than last time. Bart!
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Welcome.
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Can I offer you a diet
caffeine-free Dr. Pepper
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or an individual
fruit cocktail cup?
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I'll pass.
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Hey, what's this?
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That's my old unit from Vietnam.
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I was their sergeant.
They were my loyal troops.
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That photo was taken shortly
before I was shot in the back,
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which was very strange because
it was during a Bob Hope show.
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I was trying to get Joey Heatherton to
put on some pants, for God's sake!
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Seymour, your friend
Bart is here!
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I know, Mother!
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Seymour, do you want me
to tell you when it's 7:30?
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No, Mother!
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Ned Flanders actually
eliminated detention
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and put the whole school
on the honor system?
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Yeah. The teachers
are afraid to leave the faculty lounge.
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That place must be
falling apart.
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Mercy.
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Nobody's
mentioned me, have they?
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I thought I heard someone
say your name in the cafeteria,
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But they might have been
saying "skim milk."
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Yeah, yeah.
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Yee!
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I thought you might like
this restaurant, Bart.
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They'll make a pizza pie
with a topping of your choice.
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Hey, Seymour!
You want your usual table?
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No, no, Luigi.
248
00:14:57,897 --> 00:14:59,899
I'd like one with two seats.
249
00:14:59,982 --> 00:15:01,609
I'll be dining
with a friend tonight.
250
00:15:01,692 --> 00:15:04,403
Hey, good for you?
251
00:15:07,615 --> 00:15:09,325
They treat you real nice here.
252
00:15:09,408 --> 00:15:11,493
Hey, Salvatore,
guess who's here!
253
00:15:11,577 --> 00:15:14,788
Mr. Kookalamanza
and-a some real ugly kid.
254
00:15:22,588 --> 00:15:25,424
This is great!
Not only am I not learnin',
255
00:15:25,507 --> 00:15:27,635
I'm forgettin' stuff
I used to know.
256
00:15:27,718 --> 00:15:30,638
And it's all thanks to you, Bart.
257
00:15:30,721 --> 00:15:31,722
Yeah, great.
258
00:15:31,805 --> 00:15:33,599
What's the matter?
259
00:15:33,682 --> 00:15:36,644
Don't you see, Milhouse?
We've gone too far.
260
00:15:36,727 --> 00:15:40,898
- We need Skinner back.
- My water dish is empty!
261
00:15:47,029 --> 00:15:49,657
I learned to read
because of you, Principal Skinner.
262
00:15:49,740 --> 00:15:51,951
Sir, I baked you
these raisin roundies.
263
00:15:52,034 --> 00:15:55,746
Principal Skinner, I got
carsick in your office.
264
00:16:03,587 --> 00:16:06,173
You're Seymour's friend.
265
00:16:06,256 --> 00:16:08,133
Here. He left you this note.
266
00:16:08,217 --> 00:16:09,551
Dear Bart...
267
00:16:12,721 --> 00:16:14,866
However, I've decided to return
to the only thing besides school
268
00:16:14,890 --> 00:16:17,059
that has ever given
my life meaning...
269
00:16:28,153 --> 00:16:29,780
Table for one.
270
00:16:29,863 --> 00:16:32,866
You miss your friend?
Don't you worry.
271
00:16:32,950 --> 00:16:36,662
My cooking,
she'll-a cheer you up.
272
00:16:36,745 --> 00:16:40,541
Hey, Salvatore, give-a the ugly kid
a pan of the red crap!
273
00:16:46,296 --> 00:16:48,674
It's good to have another
combat veteran around here.
274
00:16:48,757 --> 00:16:51,135
I myself received
a number of medals
275
00:16:51,218 --> 00:16:54,138
for securing that Montgomery Ward
in Kuwait City.
276
00:16:54,221 --> 00:16:56,557
Yes, colonel. Now,
I understand it'll be my duty
277
00:16:56,640 --> 00:16:58,767
to mold the new recruits
into a well-disciplined,
278
00:16:58,851 --> 00:17:00,436
highly trained infantry unit.
279
00:17:00,519 --> 00:17:02,438
Sure, I guess.
Here they come.
280
00:17:07,192 --> 00:17:09,069
Hi. Where do I get
my grenades at?
281
00:17:09,153 --> 00:17:11,905
They don't have them group
toilets here no more, do they?
282
00:17:15,200 --> 00:17:17,411
Ned, Homer and I are
a little concerned
283
00:17:17,494 --> 00:17:19,288
with the way
the school's being run.
284
00:17:19,371 --> 00:17:21,915
Yes, deeply concerned.
285
00:17:21,999 --> 00:17:25,127
Well, I may go a little bit easy on
the old hickory dickory stick,
286
00:17:25,210 --> 00:17:29,131
but that's just because my dad
was so hard on me when I was a boy.
287
00:17:33,260 --> 00:17:35,512
Whoopsy-doodle.
288
00:17:35,596 --> 00:17:40,309
Man! Ned spilled ink
all over my poems!
289
00:17:40,392 --> 00:17:43,562
He's a real flat tire.
I mean a cube, man.
290
00:17:43,645 --> 00:17:46,523
He's putting us on the train
to Squaresville, Mona.
291
00:17:51,320 --> 00:17:54,573
♪ I met a woman
in Paris, France ♪
292
00:17:54,656 --> 00:17:56,533
♪ Had a big hole
in her underpants ♪
293
00:17:56,617 --> 00:17:58,678
Wait, wait, wait, wait.
Where did you pick up that filth?
294
00:17:58,702 --> 00:18:01,371
We heard Sergeant Clark's
company singing it, sir.
295
00:18:01,455 --> 00:18:03,457
Yes, well, there will be
no smut in my company.
296
00:18:03,540 --> 00:18:05,250
You're in this man's
army to learn.
297
00:18:05,334 --> 00:18:08,962
♪ I don't know
but I've been told ♪
298
00:18:09,046 --> 00:18:10,798
♪ The Parthenon
is mighty old ♪
299
00:18:10,881 --> 00:18:13,133
- ♪ How old ♪
- ♪ We don't know ♪
300
00:18:13,217 --> 00:18:16,261
That's real good
but needs improvement.
301
00:18:23,560 --> 00:18:26,206
Wow, I never thought Principal Skinner
could become any more of a square,
302
00:18:26,230 --> 00:18:27,523
but there's the proof.
303
00:18:27,606 --> 00:18:29,024
It's weird, Lis.
304
00:18:29,108 --> 00:18:30,275
I miss him as a friend,
305
00:18:30,359 --> 00:18:32,277
but I miss him even more
as an enemy.
306
00:18:32,361 --> 00:18:35,906
I think you need Skinner, Bart.
Everybody needs a nemesis.
307
00:18:35,989 --> 00:18:37,950
Sherlock Holmes
had his Dr. Moriarty.
308
00:18:38,033 --> 00:18:39,993
Mountain Dew
has its Mello Yello.
309
00:18:40,077 --> 00:18:42,496
Even Maggie has that baby
with the one eyebrow.
310
00:19:01,473 --> 00:19:03,559
Man on the range!
Change your trajectory!
311
00:19:05,477 --> 00:19:07,980
Sixteen brand-new gas pumps!
312
00:19:08,063 --> 00:19:10,816
At last we can compete
with the Gas-n-Gulp.
313
00:19:15,070 --> 00:19:17,197
If there was some way
to get rid of Flanders,
314
00:19:17,281 --> 00:19:18,782
would you want to come back?
315
00:19:18,866 --> 00:19:21,243
I must admit
I do miss the school.
316
00:19:21,326 --> 00:19:25,247
Frankly, the army isn't
quite as I remembered it.
317
00:19:25,330 --> 00:19:27,791
Up yours, Sergeant!
318
00:19:27,875 --> 00:19:29,960
Actually, it's exactly
as I remembered it.
319
00:19:30,043 --> 00:19:32,254
I do want to come back, Bart,
320
00:19:32,337 --> 00:19:35,632
but it doesn't sound like
Flanders is gonna get fired.
321
00:19:35,716 --> 00:19:38,010
I think I could get him fired.
322
00:19:38,093 --> 00:19:39,803
I got you fired, didn't I?
323
00:19:41,138 --> 00:19:42,598
Yes.
324
00:19:42,681 --> 00:19:45,809
Now, you realize if
I become principal again,
325
00:19:45,893 --> 00:19:47,936
we can no longer be friends,
326
00:19:48,020 --> 00:19:49,730
unless you become
a good student.
327
00:19:49,813 --> 00:19:52,649
That's probably
never gonna happen.
328
00:19:52,733 --> 00:19:56,278
Well, we'll always
have the Laundromat.
329
00:19:56,361 --> 00:19:57,571
Yeah.
330
00:20:02,618 --> 00:20:04,286
What's he doing here?
331
00:20:04,369 --> 00:20:05,763
Well, once he found out
we were gonna get
332
00:20:05,787 --> 00:20:08,707
Ned Flanders fired,
he insisted on helping.
333
00:20:08,790 --> 00:20:09,833
That is true.
334
00:20:09,917 --> 00:20:11,168
Here's the plan.
335
00:20:11,251 --> 00:20:12,645
Once Chalmers comes for his
next inspection
336
00:20:12,669 --> 00:20:14,713
and sees how crappy
the school has gotten,
337
00:20:14,796 --> 00:20:17,049
he'll fire Ned on the spot.
338
00:20:17,132 --> 00:20:20,010
One question remains:
How do I get out of the army?
339
00:20:20,093 --> 00:20:22,888
No problemo. Just make a pass
at your commanding officer.
340
00:20:22,971 --> 00:20:25,724
Done and done.
And I mean done.
341
00:20:27,309 --> 00:20:28,310
What's going on in there?
342
00:20:28,393 --> 00:20:29,603
Nothing.
343
00:20:37,986 --> 00:20:40,697
Come on, Chalmie. You fired
Skinner for less than this.
344
00:20:40,781 --> 00:20:44,159
Yeah, I did, but Skinner
really bugged me.
345
00:20:44,243 --> 00:20:46,495
Besides, the way America's
public schools are sliding,
346
00:20:46,578 --> 00:20:48,413
they'll all be this way
in a few months.
347
00:20:48,497 --> 00:20:51,667
I say lay back and enjoy it.
It's a hell of a toboggan ride.
348
00:20:51,750 --> 00:20:54,211
Well, cockilly-doodilly-do,
little buddies.
349
00:20:54,294 --> 00:20:58,507
Let's thank the Lord for
another beautiful school day.
350
00:20:58,590 --> 00:21:02,719
Thank the Lor... Thank the Lord?
That sounded like a prayer.
351
00:21:02,803 --> 00:21:06,640
A prayer! A prayer
in a public school!
352
00:21:06,723 --> 00:21:09,351
God has no place
within these walls,
353
00:21:09,434 --> 00:21:12,187
just like facts have no place
within organized religion!
354
00:21:12,271 --> 00:21:15,941
Simpson, you get your wish.
Flanders is history.
355
00:21:18,902 --> 00:21:22,114
Well, I really enjoyed my
time here, Superintendent.
356
00:21:22,197 --> 00:21:24,783
May the Lord bless and keep you.
357
00:21:24,866 --> 00:21:26,618
Yeah, take it outside, God boy.
358
00:21:26,702 --> 00:21:28,412
Okilly-dokilly.
359
00:21:28,495 --> 00:21:30,956
Dirksen, tuck in your shirt.
Jaffee, spit out that gum.
360
00:21:31,039 --> 00:21:34,710
You really think it's a good idea
to give that freak his job back?
361
00:21:34,793 --> 00:21:36,837
He seems to know
the students' names.
362
00:21:38,255 --> 00:21:41,258
So, I guess we're enemies again.
363
00:21:41,341 --> 00:21:43,385
I guess.
364
00:21:43,468 --> 00:21:44,468
Thanks, Bart.
365
00:21:44,511 --> 00:21:46,305
Sure.
366
00:21:55,272 --> 00:21:57,566
Mercy.
367
00:22:01,069 --> 00:22:03,322
♪♪
368
00:22:46,239 --> 00:22:47,324
Shh.
369
00:22:50,660 --> 00:22:53,914
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