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♪ The Simpsons ♪
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D'
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Aah!
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Sandwich.
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Underpants.
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Bowling ball.
More underpants.
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- Hi, Mom.
- Hi, Mom.
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Hi, Mom.
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After breakfast, me and Milhouse
are going down to the ravine.
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We got a tip from a six-year-old
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that there's a
dead Martian down there.
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And I'm going to the park
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to jam with the Little
White Girls blues quartet.
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- Wanna come with me, daddio?
- I'd love to, honey,
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but Daddy has to go to a
beer-drinking contest today.
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Think you'll win?
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Son, when you participate
in sporting events,
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it's not whether
you win or lose,
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it's how drunk you get.
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Gotcha. Well, gotta go.
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- Me, too.
- Me, too.
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It's hard for us to leave
when you're standing there, Mom.
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- Push her down, son.
- No one's going anywhere.
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We're going to clean
the whole house from top to bottom.
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Dear God, no!
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I think you'll find
that escape is impossible.
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Now, each one of you
take a floor and get started.
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- I call the basement.
- Fine.
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D'
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D'
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I'm tired. I'm hungry.
Can't we just buy a new house?
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Bart, cleaning
doesn't have to be a chore.
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Here, work to the music.
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♪ You load 16 tons
and what do you get ♪
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♪ Another day older
and deeper in debt ♪
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Amen, Ernie.
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- All done.
- You're not done.
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I want you to throw away
these old calendars and TV Guides.
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Are you mad, woman?
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You never know when
an old calendar might come in handy.
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Sure, it's not 1985 right now,
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but who knows what
tomorrow will bring?
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And these TV Guides.
So many memories.
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"Gomer Upsets Sergeant Carter."
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I'll never forget that episode.
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- Pyle!
- Shazam!
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- Pyle!
- Shazam!
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- Pyle!
- Shazam!
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Shazam.
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Stop remembering TV
and get back to work.
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What's the point
of all this cleaning?
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Are we so vain?
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Hey, Clinton, get back to work.
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Make me.
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They're having a great time,
and I'm stuck in here.
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Ooh!
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"Use only
in a well-ventilated area."
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Shove it, buddy.
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Whoo!
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Whee!
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I must destroy you!
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Homer, what's going on
down there?
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- Nothing.
- Then stop screaming so loud.
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Okay.
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♪♪
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And that was
"Take this job and shove it."
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Now let's make another one
of our lucky phone calls.
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Okay, just answer the phone with
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the special phrase that pays,
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and you'll have your choice
of $10,000 in cash...
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Or a really stupid prize.
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Well, let's make that call.
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KBBL is gonna give me
something stupid!
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Bart, I'm having palpitations!
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Can't tie up the line, Grampa.
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There. Isn't that a lot better?
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Now you can do whatever you want,
but don't mess up the house.
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We won't.
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And now let's try
another lucky phone call.
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Help! Help us!
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They stole our uniforms,
guns and tasers!
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Ooh, fry, piggy.
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No, no, no, don't!
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A little to the left.
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That's the stuff.
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I'm sorry the phrase is
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"KBBL is gonna give me
something stupid."
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Pretty weird.
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Let's try one more number.
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- Hello.
- KBBL is gonna give me something stupid!
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Well, hot dog, we have a "Wiener."
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- Hello?
- I won! I won!
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You win your choice of
$10,000 or...
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What's our gag prize
this week, Bill?
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A full-grown African elephant.
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Well, all that money
sounds mighty tempting, Marty,
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but I think I'm gonna
have to go with the elephant.
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He's taking the elephant
instead of the money.
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The kid wants the elephant.
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We don't have a damn elephant.
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Don't whisper into the mike.
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Kid, the elephant's a gag prize.
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Nobody takes the gag prize.
You want the cash.
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I want the elephant.
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Stick it to the man.
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No, wait!
We'll call you back.
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Bart, with $10,000,
we'd be millionaires!
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We could buy all kinds
of useful things like... love.
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Or double-ply windows.
They look just like regular windows,
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but they'll save us four percent
on our heating bill.
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Well, they will.
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You all seem to be forgetting
the most important thing,
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which is, that it's wrong
to imprison an animal.
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Lisa, go to your room.
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We appreciate you coming down,
but, look, kid.
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The thing is...
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We don't have an elephant.
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Come on, kid,
just take the money?
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Otherwise, we might get fired.
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- You don't want us to get fired, do you?
- Either way.
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We think we know how your mind works,
Bart, so how 'bout this?
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We pay your principal $10,000
to pull down his pants
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and keep 'em down for
the rest of the school year.
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- I'll do it, Bart.
- Um... no.
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Okay, okay. What if we use the 10,000
to surgically transform Skinner here
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into, some kind
of a lobster-like creature?
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Well, now wait just a minute.
That wasn't discussed with me.
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Gentlemen, I am not leaving
without my elephant.
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- Hey!
- Whee!
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Where's my elephant?
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Where's my elephant?
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Where's my elephant?
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Where's my elephant?
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Hey, they're playing
"The Elephant Song."
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I love that.
Reminds me of elephants.
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So, isn't that what we're all
asking in our own lives?
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Where's my elephant?
I know that's what I've been asking.
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Look, our ratings are down,
and the station is being swamped
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with angry calls
and letter bombs.
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- And it's all your fault.
- Yes, it is, ma'am.
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This is the DJ-3000.
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It plays CDs automatically,
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and it has three distinct
varieties of inane chatter.
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Hey, hey, how about
that weather out there?
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Whoa, that was
the caller from hell.
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Well, hot dog,
we have a "wiener."
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Man, that thing's great.
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Don't praise the machine.
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If you don't get that kid an elephant
by tomorrow, the DJ-3000 gets your job.
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Looks like those clowns
in congress did it again.
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What a bunch of clowns.
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How does he keep up
with the news like that?
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Whoo-ho-ho-ho!
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Homer?
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It looks like it could gore.
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It does look like Al Gore.
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He smells worse than anything.
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Hey, you, elephant! Lift me up
on your back, man. Whoo!
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Bart!
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Cool!
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He tried to kill me.
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I really think
this is a bad idea.
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Marge, I agree with you
in theory.
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In theory, communism works.
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In theory.
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Look, he thinks he's people.
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I think I'm gonna
call him Stampy.
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- What's he yelling about?
- He's hungry.
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Here you go, Stampy.
Eat it slow. It has to last for...
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You ate it too fast.
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Maybe if we tied it down so it couldn't
move, it wouldn't get so hungry.
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You can't do that, Dad.
It's cruel!
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Everything's cruel
according to you.
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Keeping him chained up
in the backyard is cruel.
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Pulling on his tail is cruel.
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Yelling in his ears is cruel.
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Everything is cruel.
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So excuse me if I'm cruel!
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Now I've had my head in an elephant,
a hippo and a giant sloth.
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I think you're taking unfair
advantage of my generous offer.
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Shut up!
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He can't just eat peanuts, Dad.
He needs plants to live.
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Plants?
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Strip the bark now, Stampy.
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Hey, any more arboretums
around here?
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No!
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That bird!
He's killing the elephant! Stop him!
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No, Dad, he's grooming him.
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Grooming him?
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Homer, there's
a bird on your head.
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I know.
He's grooming me.
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Elephant fresh.
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Good night, Stampy.
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Thanks, Bud.
Appreciate it.
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Taught Stampy any tricks yet, Bart?
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Nah. He doesn't wanna learn,
and I don't wanna teach him.
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We get along fine.
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Hey, what's with them?
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I think they're trying
to get some attention.
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Good luck!
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Look at these bills.
"Chain for elephant."
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"Shots for elephant."
"Oversized decorative poncho"!
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Technically, it's for a giraffe,
but I think I can let it out a little.
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Well, these bills will have to be
paid out of your allowance.
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You'll have to raise my allowance
to about $1,000 a week.
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Then that's what I'll do, smart guy.
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- Can we see the elephant?
- We'll pay you money.
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For the ninth time, no!
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Wait a minute.
This gives me an idea.
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Here's a better sign, Dad.
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I don't have time to read it.
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Just give me
the gist of it, son.
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Your kid flew five feet.
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That counts as a ride.
Two bucks.
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That was never five feet.
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That animal of yours
is certainly bad-tempered.
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Yeah, well, you'd be grumpy too
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if you were taken out
of your natural habitat
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and gawked at by a bunch
of slack-jawed yokels.
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Hey, ma, look at that
pointy-hairded little girl.
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You guys don't
understand Stampy.
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He's just like me.
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We're a pair of jokers,
and both of us are wild.
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We don't take nothing
from nobody.
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Smithers!
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This reminds me of that fat man
I used to ride to work.
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Look at this, Marge.
$58 and all of it profit!
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I'm the smartest businessman
in the world.
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Stampy's food bill
today was $300.
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Marge, please, don't humiliate me
in front of the money.
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Um, Milhouse saw the elephant
twice
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and rode him once, right?
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Yes, but we paid you
four dollars.
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Well, that was under
our old price structure.
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Under our new price structure,
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your bill comes
to a total of $700.
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00:14:00,965 --> 00:14:03,634
Now, you've already
paid me four dollars,
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so that's just $696 more
that you owe me.
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Get off our property.
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This town is full of deadbeats.
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We can't afford this elephant.
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No, Dad, he's my friend.
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Sorry, Bart.
I'm gonna have to sell him.
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♪♪
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Well, sir,
I'll be honest with ya.
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I need a large African elephant,
and I need it today.
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00:14:30,744 --> 00:14:32,764
But I'm afraid this just
isn't what I'm looking for.
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What do you mean?
It's an elephant, isn't it?
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00:14:34,707 --> 00:14:38,294
Well, it is and it isn't,
if you understand what I mean.
250
00:14:39,962 --> 00:14:41,755
He likes peanuts.
251
00:14:41,839 --> 00:14:46,135
Our wildlife refuge is the ideal
environment for your elephant.
252
00:14:46,218 --> 00:14:49,138
Thousands of acres
of simulated African savannah.
253
00:14:49,221 --> 00:14:50,681
It's perfect, Dad.
254
00:14:50,764 --> 00:14:53,642
I only have two questions:
How much? And give it to me.
255
00:14:53,726 --> 00:14:55,936
Well, we really can't
offer you any money.
256
00:14:56,020 --> 00:14:59,189
- We're a nonprofit organization.
- So, your bid is zero?
257
00:14:59,273 --> 00:15:01,442
- Well, we'd like to think of it as...
- Thank you.
258
00:15:01,525 --> 00:15:03,569
- You know, I really think...
- Thank you.
259
00:15:05,529 --> 00:15:08,282
Mr. Simpson, I think you'll find
this amount more than fair.
260
00:15:08,365 --> 00:15:10,910
Dad, I think
he's an ivory dealer.
261
00:15:10,993 --> 00:15:13,120
His boots are ivory.
His hat is ivory.
262
00:15:13,203 --> 00:15:15,581
And I'm pretty sure
that check is ivory.
263
00:15:15,664 --> 00:15:19,960
Lisa, a guy who has lots of ivory
is less likely to hurt Stampy
264
00:15:20,044 --> 00:15:22,755
than a guy whose
ivory supplies are low.
265
00:15:22,838 --> 00:15:27,593
We love... you.
266
00:15:29,053 --> 00:15:31,555
- Mr. Blackheart?
- Yes, my pretty.
267
00:15:31,639 --> 00:15:34,683
Are you an ivory dealer?
268
00:15:34,767 --> 00:15:37,561
Little girl, I've had
lots of jobs in my day...
269
00:15:37,645 --> 00:15:41,941
Whale hunter, seal clubber,
president of the Fox network...
270
00:15:42,024 --> 00:15:43,525
And, like most people,
271
00:15:43,609 --> 00:15:45,110
yeah, I've dealt a little ivory.
272
00:15:45,194 --> 00:15:48,322
Dad, you can't do this.
Stampy is my friend.
273
00:15:48,405 --> 00:15:50,908
Don't worry, son.
I'll get you a new elephant.
274
00:15:50,991 --> 00:15:53,202
- I'll take that one too.
- Done.
275
00:15:53,285 --> 00:15:54,346
I'll be back in
the morning to pick up Stampy.
276
00:15:54,370 --> 00:15:55,621
Here's the keys.
277
00:15:55,704 --> 00:15:58,624
- Elephants don't have keys.
- I'll just keep these then.
278
00:15:58,707 --> 00:16:00,918
Don't worry, Stampy.
279
00:16:01,001 --> 00:16:03,712
I won't let Homer sell you
to that ivory dealer.
280
00:16:03,796 --> 00:16:05,547
You and I are gonna
run away together.
281
00:16:05,631 --> 00:16:08,634
We'll keep to the back roads
and make our way south.
282
00:16:08,717 --> 00:16:12,596
Then, if I know my geography,
it's just 12 miles to Africa.
283
00:16:12,680 --> 00:16:15,182
Okay, bud, very quietly,
let's just sneak through...
284
00:16:16,350 --> 00:16:17,810
Stampy!
285
00:16:21,855 --> 00:16:25,192
It's the four elephants
of the apocalypse.
286
00:16:25,275 --> 00:16:28,153
- That's horsemen, Ned.
- Well, getting closer.
287
00:16:31,532 --> 00:16:34,576
Mom, Dad,
Bart and Stampy are gone!
288
00:16:34,660 --> 00:16:36,537
My Lord!
289
00:16:36,620 --> 00:16:39,415
I bet it's because of that horrible
ivory dealer, Dad.
290
00:16:39,498 --> 00:16:41,000
He took Bart too?
291
00:16:41,083 --> 00:16:43,794
That wasn't part of
our deal, Blackheart!
292
00:16:43,877 --> 00:16:46,964
That wasn't part!
293
00:16:49,717 --> 00:16:51,301
Piece of cake.
294
00:16:51,385 --> 00:16:53,929
All we have to do is follow
the path of destruction.
295
00:16:55,973 --> 00:16:58,600
Stupid tornado!
296
00:16:58,684 --> 00:17:00,227
Look.
297
00:17:00,310 --> 00:17:02,229
It got Patty and Selma.
298
00:17:03,856 --> 00:17:06,066
I feel it
all the way up my skirt.
299
00:17:06,150 --> 00:17:07,192
Ditto.
300
00:17:11,739 --> 00:17:12,739
Whoa!
301
00:17:13,907 --> 00:17:15,117
Whoa!
302
00:17:18,829 --> 00:17:21,206
Yeah, right, lady.
303
00:17:21,290 --> 00:17:23,834
An elephant ran through
your front yard. Okay.
304
00:17:23,917 --> 00:17:27,337
Wiggum. Yeah, right,
mister.
305
00:17:27,421 --> 00:17:30,382
An elephant just knocked over
your mailbox. Okay.
306
00:17:30,466 --> 00:17:33,343
Wiggum.
Yeah, right, buddy.
307
00:17:33,427 --> 00:17:36,638
Liquor store robbery,
officer down. Sure.
308
00:17:36,722 --> 00:17:39,767
And I'm Edward G. Robinson.
Waah!
309
00:17:54,907 --> 00:17:56,325
Whoa!
310
00:17:56,408 --> 00:17:58,077
This is the moment
we've feared, people.
311
00:17:58,160 --> 00:17:59,912
Many of you thought
it would never happen,
312
00:17:59,995 --> 00:18:03,499
but I insisted we spend two hours
every morning training for it.
313
00:18:03,582 --> 00:18:05,626
You all thought I was mad.
314
00:18:05,709 --> 00:18:08,462
Many of you requested to be
transferred to another peanut factory.
315
00:18:08,545 --> 00:18:10,547
But now, we...
316
00:18:14,885 --> 00:18:16,845
Stampy!
317
00:18:16,929 --> 00:18:19,848
Stampy, where are you, boy?
318
00:18:25,187 --> 00:18:28,565
These prehistoric
creatures blundered into the tar pits,
319
00:18:28,649 --> 00:18:31,819
which preserved their skeletons
in showroom condition.
320
00:18:31,902 --> 00:18:35,489
He's gone forever.
321
00:18:37,825 --> 00:18:39,284
Stampy!
322
00:18:45,207 --> 00:18:48,127
You're lonely for
other elephants, aren't you?
323
00:18:50,254 --> 00:18:51,755
- D'
-A deer!
324
00:18:51,839 --> 00:18:53,757
A female deer.
325
00:18:53,841 --> 00:18:56,510
Son, you're okay!
326
00:18:56,593 --> 00:18:59,388
And you led us
to the precious ivory.
327
00:18:59,471 --> 00:19:02,724
And, of course, your lovable pet,
who it's connected to.
328
00:19:02,808 --> 00:19:06,353
Dad, I can't let you sell him.
Stampy and I are friends.
329
00:19:08,230 --> 00:19:11,024
Anyway, I want him to go
to that animal refuge.
330
00:19:11,108 --> 00:19:12,526
Forget it!
331
00:19:12,609 --> 00:19:15,028
That elephant cost me
thousands of dollars.
332
00:19:15,112 --> 00:19:17,906
Dad, how would you like to be
sold to an ivory dealer?
333
00:19:17,990 --> 00:19:19,908
- I'd like it fine.
- Even if he killed you
334
00:19:19,992 --> 00:19:22,244
and made your teeth
into piano keys?
335
00:19:22,327 --> 00:19:24,037
Yes, of course I would.
336
00:19:24,121 --> 00:19:26,241
Who wouldn't like that,
to be part of the music scene?
337
00:19:26,290 --> 00:19:28,834
Dad, you're sinking!
338
00:19:28,917 --> 00:19:31,420
- Get a rope, Bart.
- No, that's okay.
339
00:19:31,503 --> 00:19:33,881
I'm pretty sure
I can struggle my way out.
340
00:19:33,964 --> 00:19:37,634
First, I'll just reach in
and pull my legs out.
341
00:19:37,718 --> 00:19:40,721
Now I'll pull my arms out
with my face.
342
00:19:42,806 --> 00:19:45,225
- Dad!
- Homey!
343
00:19:45,309 --> 00:19:47,186
Stampy, quick!
Pull him out!
344
00:19:49,980 --> 00:19:51,732
Thanks, Stampy.
345
00:19:59,656 --> 00:20:03,327
I'm alive!
I'm alive!
346
00:20:03,410 --> 00:20:06,788
And I owe it all
to this feisty feline.
347
00:20:06,872 --> 00:20:08,790
Dad, feline means cat.
348
00:20:08,874 --> 00:20:11,501
Elephant, honey.
It's an elephant.
349
00:20:11,585 --> 00:20:14,546
And I'm sure he'll make
a grand piano.
350
00:20:14,630 --> 00:20:17,382
Dad!
351
00:20:17,466 --> 00:20:19,927
I guess it wouldn't be
right to sell Stampy
352
00:20:20,010 --> 00:20:21,970
after he saved my life.
353
00:20:22,054 --> 00:20:24,454
And the boy seems to have some
sort of relationship with him.
354
00:20:24,514 --> 00:20:27,309
- Thanks, Dad.
- On the other hand,
355
00:20:27,392 --> 00:20:29,645
who's to say
what's right these days,
356
00:20:29,728 --> 00:20:33,482
what with all our modern ideas...
and products?
357
00:20:36,360 --> 00:20:38,963
All right. We'll give the stupid elephant
to the stupid animal refuge.
358
00:20:38,987 --> 00:20:41,782
Yea!
359
00:20:41,865 --> 00:20:45,244
Mom, we're stuck to Dad.
360
00:20:46,954 --> 00:20:48,848
This is just what happened
at the caramel factory.
361
00:20:48,872 --> 00:20:51,208
My hair!
362
00:20:52,960 --> 00:20:55,420
Caramel.
363
00:20:58,548 --> 00:21:00,425
So long, Stampy.
364
00:21:00,509 --> 00:21:03,428
I know you're gonna like it here.
No, Stampy, no!
365
00:21:05,931 --> 00:21:09,476
Thanks, boy.
366
00:21:09,559 --> 00:21:11,895
Whoa! Whoa, boy!
367
00:21:11,979 --> 00:21:14,856
Wh-whoa!
368
00:21:24,241 --> 00:21:27,452
Attaboy, Stampy.
Butt him once for me.
369
00:21:27,536 --> 00:21:29,997
Gosh, I thought he'd be happier
in his true habitat.
370
00:21:30,080 --> 00:21:31,999
I think he is.
371
00:21:32,082 --> 00:21:34,459
Then why is he attacking
all those other elephants?
372
00:21:34,543 --> 00:21:37,838
Well, animals are a lot
like people, Mrs. Simpson.
373
00:21:37,921 --> 00:21:39,589
-Some of them act badly
-Stampy!
374
00:21:39,673 --> 00:21:41,842
Because they had a hard life
or have been mistreated.
375
00:21:41,925 --> 00:21:46,054
But, like people,
some of them are just jerks.
376
00:21:46,138 --> 00:21:47,681
Stop that, Mr. Simpson.
377
00:22:44,654 --> 00:22:46,198
Shh!
378
00:22:49,576 --> 00:22:52,788
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