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♪ The Simpsons ♪
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D'
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Aah!
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♪♪
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Tonight on Eye on Springfield,
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just miles from your doorstep,
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hundreds of men are given
weapons and trained to kill.
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The government
calls it the Army.
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But a more alarmist name
would be:
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The Kill-bot Factory...
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But first, Springfield
has come down with a fever,
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football fever,
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brought on by the biggest game
of the year.
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The pigskin classic between
the Shelbyville Sharks
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and our own Springfield Atoms.
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If you have the fever,
there's only one cure:
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Take two tickets and see
the game Sunday morning.
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Warning:
Tickets should not be taken internally.
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See? Because of me,
now they have a warning.
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Hey, Dad, sell you these
for 50 bucks.
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Whoo-hoo! Sold!
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Those aren't tickets
to the game, Homer.
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What do you mean?
It says right here:
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"Free wig with every purchase
of large wig. Downtown Wig Center."
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Why, you little... Free wig.
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I love you, Homie.
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I don't need her at all anymore.
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I did it. Second in line.
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And all I had to do
was miss eight days of work.
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With the money you
would have made working,
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you could've bought tickets
from a scalper.
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In theory, yes.
Jerk.
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Give me, 30,000 tickets.
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That'll be $950,000 please.
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Look, the thing about that is
I only got $10 on me.
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- Can I pay you the rest later?
- Sure.
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♪ Whoo-hoo-hoo ♪
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That was Bobby
McFerrin's new one,
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"I'm Worried, Need Money."
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Okay, if you want two tickets
to the big pigskin classic...
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Just get to a phone
and be our 13th caller.
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Get tickets! Must get tickets!
Find phone! Yes!
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Ho-ho.
Stupid sheep.
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Still waiting for that caller.
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We have a winner!
What's your name, sir?
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Ned Flanders.
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Not Flanders.
Anybody but Flanders.
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Golly. If that doesn't
put the "Shaz" In "Shazam."
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Listen.
What's the cash value of those tickets
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so I can report it
on my income tax?
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♪ I've got two tickets
to paradise ♪
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♪ Won't you pack your bags
we'll leave tonight ♪
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♪ I've got two tickets
to paradise ♪
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♪ I've got two tickets
to paradise ♪
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Excellent guitar riff.
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Why am I such a loser? Why?
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Well, your father was a loser,
and his father, and his father.
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It's genetic, man.
D'
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What's so special
about this game anyway?
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It's just another chapter
in the pointless rivalry
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between Springfield
and Shelbyville.
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They built a mini-mall,
so we built a bigger mini-mall.
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They made the world's
largest pizza,
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so we burnt down
their city hall.
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Yeah, they swore they'd get us back
by spiking our water supply.
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But they didn't have the guts.
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The walls are melting again.
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Personally I think I'm overdone.
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God, if you really are God,
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you'll get me tickets
to that game.
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Hidilly-ho, neighbor.
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Wanna go to the game with me?
I got two tickets.
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Why do you mock me, O Lord?
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Homer, that's not God.
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That's just a waffle
that Bart tossed up there.
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I know
I shouldn't eat thee, but...
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"Sacrilicious."
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Homer!
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Are you planning to hit
Ned Flanders with that pipe
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and take his tickets?
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Ye... No.
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Hmm?
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Flanders, I decided I'd like to go
to the game with you.
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Well, get out the Crayolas
and color me tickled pink.
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Ooh, what's with the lead pipe?
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Were you gonna give
my noggin a floggin'?
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Well, yeah.
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Duck!
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I can't let the boys
see me with you!
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- What?
- Hi.
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Hey! Look, Homer's got
one of those robot cars.
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One of those
American robot cars.
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Men, there's
a little crippled boy
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sitting in the hospital
who wants you to win this game.
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I know because I crippled him myself
to inspire you.
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Well, I hope they win,
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or Mr. Burns
said he's coming back.
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Wow! These are amazing seats,
Homer?
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Yeah.
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Hey, everybody!
Here comes fun!
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I'll take two dogs, two sodas,
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and, two ice cream bars.
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What the hell happened
to my dogs?
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I want answers.
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Well, I guess
I should pay my share.
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Relax, Homer.
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I keep telling you.
You're my guest.
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Ooh, you brought me a nacho hat!
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Thanks, ned.
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♪ Nacho, nacho man ♪
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♪ I want to be a nacho man ♪
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Blue 27 on three.
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If anyone can pull it off,
it's Stan "The Boy" Taylor!
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Stan, Stan, he's our boy.
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If he can't do it, no one...
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will.
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Hut!
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We won!
We won, Flanders!
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We won!
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Whoo!
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Yeah.
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Losers! Losers!
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Kiss my big Springfield behind,
Shelbyville!
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Whoo! Ha-ha!
I am invincible!
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Invincible! You're...
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Hey, somebody sign an autograph.
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Please, somebody.
Sign an autograph?
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Hey, would you sign...
You fat, stupid jerks!
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It was him!
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Ned? Is that...
Ned Flanders?
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Hidilly-ho, Stanster.
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You know Stan Taylor?
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Know me?
Ned Flanders saved me.
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I used to party all night
and sleep with lingerie models
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until Ned and his bible group
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showed me
that I could have more.
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Professional athletes...
Always wantin' more.
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Ned, they gave me the game ball.
I want you to have it.
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Stan, tell you what.
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Homer Simpson here is just about
the biggest Atom fan
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that's ever
graced God's green earth.
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I bet he'd enjoy it
even more than me.
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Sure. Anything for Neddy.
Here you go.
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Wow, thanks.
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Now I have four children.
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You will be called
"Stitchface."
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Wow, Flanders. This is about the nicest
thing anyone's ever done for me.
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Ooh, I guess it's time
for me to duck again.
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No! I want everyone
to know that
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this is Ned Flanders, my friend!
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- What did he say?
- I don't know.
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Something about being gay.
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Homer, that's our wedding photo.
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Marge, quit living in the past.
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Heydilly-ho, window buddy.
Just wondering if you'd like
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to come over and give
the new pool table a whirl.
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I'll be there.
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And this time
you can be the nacho man.
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Dad and Ned Flanders friends?
Heh. What's next?
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A's on Bart's report card?
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Hey!
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Be careful there, Homer.
That is sort of a new table.
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Watch this, Ned.
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They don't call me
Springfield Fats
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just because I'm morbidly obese.
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Now you got a lawsuit
on your hands.
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Just kidding.
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- What's wrong, Jeremiah?
- It's not fair.
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My brother Joseph
has a sin to confess.
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I wish I had one too.
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Don't you see?
You do have a sin to confess.
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The sin of envy.
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That's all well and
good for sheep,
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but what are we to do?
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Boring!
Let's watch something else.
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Aww!
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Now, boys.
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Mr. Simpson is the guest.
He gets to decide what to watch.
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Yeah.
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Hey, what gives?
I thought you had a satellite dish.
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Sure didilly do.
Over 230 channels locked out.
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Okay, boys, time for bed.
Say good night.
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Good night, Daddy!
Good night, Uncle Homer!
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Uncle Homer.
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Ned, since you've let me
spend time with your family,
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I want you
to get to know my family.
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- Hey, everyone!
- Hey.
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I'd like to introduce
Ned Flanders, my best friend.
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Hey, I don't want no people in here
with their "Evils of alcohol" Rap.
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Wait a second. You're the man at
the hospital who reads to sick children.
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"And truly, she was my friend Flicka."
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If this gets out, the next words you say
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will be muffled
by your own butt!
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Honey, I'm so glad you're home.
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Can't talk. See Flanders.
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Later sex.
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Bless the grocer
for this wonderful meat,
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the middleman
who jacked up the price.
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And let's not forget
the humane but determined boys
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over at the slaughterhouse.
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Hiya, Flanders.
Ooh, dinner.
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May I join you?
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Homer, I'd love to chitty-chat,
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but tonight's the night
I do my charity work.
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Yeah.
A judge made me do that once too.
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Stupid lack of public urinals.
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Hey, just so you don't
have to suffer alone,
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I'm coming with you!
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Heh, well...
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That sounds super duper.
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You poor, unfortunate man.
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Let's get you out of
those clothes immediately.
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And we'll do whatever we can
about the smell.
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But I... All right.
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Come on!
We've been here for 15 minutes.
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Can't you see they're
sucking the life out of us?
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Homer, maybe you'd have
more fun at Moe's tonight.
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For some reason, Moe's always
closed on Wednesdays.
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"And then they realized
they were no longer little girls.
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They were little women."
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Come on. Come on!
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Just give 'em the slop
and let's get out of here.
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I can do it faster than that!
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Wow!
Look at that enthusiasm!
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This is front-page material.
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Homie, I'm very proud of you.
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But don't you think you're spending
too much time with Ned?
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Your family needs you too.
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Of course you'd say
something like that, Marge.
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You've hated Ned for years.
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In fact, you wanted to
bash his head in with a pipe.
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That was you!
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Love, Marge.
Don't hate. Love.
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The Flanders are
a bunch of geeks, man.
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The "Flandereses" are not geeks!
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Okay. Rod and Todd are.
And the wife has a thing for me.
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But she hides it behind a mask
of low-key hostility.
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But we've got to
give this thing a chance.
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I want the two families to take
a trip together this weekend.
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- No way, Jose.
- Yes way.
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Don't worry, Bart.
It seems like every week
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something odd happens
to the Simpsons.
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My advice is to ride it out,
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make an occasional
smart-aleck quip,
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and by next week, we'll be back
to where we started from,
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ready for another
wacky adventure.
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- Ay, caramba!
- That's the spirit.
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Don't worry.
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I brought my
"Rappin' Ronnie Reagan" tape.
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It always makes
the trip go faster.
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♪ Well, well, well ♪
252
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♪ W-w-w-w-w-w-well, well, well ♪
253
00:13:38,192 --> 00:13:40,486
You know something?
254
00:13:40,569 --> 00:13:42,947
He did say "well" A lot.
255
00:13:43,030 --> 00:13:45,783
♪ Well, well, well
w-w-well, w-w-well ♪
256
00:13:45,866 --> 00:13:50,538
♪ Well, well, w-w-w-well
well, well, well, well ♪
257
00:13:50,621 --> 00:13:52,873
More. No, no,
keep going.
258
00:13:52,957 --> 00:13:56,544
More. More.
Right there. Let her go.
259
00:13:58,462 --> 00:14:01,507
Okay, let's go boating!
260
00:14:01,590 --> 00:14:05,845
- How are my boys doin', Homer?
- They're fine.
261
00:14:05,928 --> 00:14:09,807
There. I hope the children
enjoy my special fruit punch.
262
00:14:09,890 --> 00:14:12,476
We got the recipe from
the fruit punch advisory board.
263
00:14:12,560 --> 00:14:15,396
Gosh. I'm sorry.
Our boys don't eat sugar.
264
00:14:15,479 --> 00:14:18,274
But why would the advisory board
give us bad advice?
265
00:14:18,357 --> 00:14:21,402
No sugar!
266
00:14:21,485 --> 00:14:24,238
Thank you,
but we're not allowed.
267
00:14:24,321 --> 00:14:27,449
It's okay.
There's no sugar in pixie sticks.
268
00:14:27,533 --> 00:14:29,535
- Trust me.
- Okay.
269
00:14:31,787 --> 00:14:34,248
- Don't hog it all, smelly head!
- Go to hell, zit face!
270
00:14:34,331 --> 00:14:37,501
Give me that sugar cane!
271
00:14:41,380 --> 00:14:43,632
I'd like to propose a toast
to the coming together
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00:14:43,716 --> 00:14:47,094
of the Simpsons
and the Flanders.
273
00:14:47,177 --> 00:14:49,263
If this were
a more perfect world,
274
00:14:49,346 --> 00:14:52,266
we'd all be known
as the Flimpsons.
275
00:14:52,349 --> 00:14:56,896
So here's to
my best friend, Ned.
276
00:14:56,979 --> 00:15:00,524
Well, sir,
277
00:15:00,608 --> 00:15:03,068
my entire family
is very touched and...
278
00:15:03,152 --> 00:15:05,863
- Food fight!
- Yeah!
279
00:15:05,946 --> 00:15:07,146
♪ Da-na-na
na-na-na-na, na-na ♪
280
00:15:14,705 --> 00:15:16,415
- Whatcha doin'?
- We're headin' back.
281
00:15:16,498 --> 00:15:18,542
Todd's got Zesty Italian
in his eye.
282
00:15:18,626 --> 00:15:22,421
Okay. But at least let me take
the boat out for one last spin.
283
00:15:22,504 --> 00:15:25,007
- I don't know.
- Too late!
284
00:15:25,090 --> 00:15:28,761
Lord,
please give me the strength
285
00:15:28,844 --> 00:15:31,013
to endure
Homer Simpson's friendship.
286
00:15:34,850 --> 00:15:37,561
Your car.
287
00:15:37,645 --> 00:15:40,648
Boy, what are the odds?
288
00:15:40,731 --> 00:15:43,651
Cheers to Homer Simpson
for all his recent charity work!
289
00:15:43,734 --> 00:15:44,735
Yea!
290
00:15:45,861 --> 00:15:47,655
Jeers to this rusty tailgate.
291
00:16:02,044 --> 00:16:04,004
There's Homer.
There's Homer too.
292
00:16:05,547 --> 00:16:07,383
That's also Homer.
That's Homer!
293
00:16:10,052 --> 00:16:12,721
What's the matter, Ned?
294
00:16:12,805 --> 00:16:15,599
I... I think I hate
Homer Simpson.
295
00:16:18,143 --> 00:16:22,356
Marge, I think I
hate Ted Koppel.
296
00:16:22,439 --> 00:16:25,734
No, wait. I find him
informative and witty.
297
00:16:25,818 --> 00:16:27,611
Night.
298
00:16:31,865 --> 00:16:34,368
- Off the rim!
! Almost.
299
00:16:34,451 --> 00:16:35,703
Boy, that was close.
300
00:16:35,786 --> 00:16:37,705
Hey, what's up for today, Neddy?
301
00:16:39,790 --> 00:16:42,292
Homer, we're gonna visit
the boys' grandmother.
302
00:16:42,376 --> 00:16:43,836
Family only, you know?
303
00:16:43,919 --> 00:16:45,671
Right. No reporters.
304
00:16:45,754 --> 00:16:48,966
No. I... I... I mean
just the Flanders family.
305
00:16:50,676 --> 00:16:52,428
Okay.
306
00:16:55,723 --> 00:16:57,516
Boy! Grandma!
307
00:16:57,599 --> 00:16:59,768
- We're not going anywhere.
- But you said...
308
00:16:59,852 --> 00:17:03,272
Sometimes to keep from
hurting someone's feelings,
309
00:17:03,355 --> 00:17:05,649
we have to say things
that aren't exactly...
310
00:17:05,733 --> 00:17:07,609
Lies make baby Jesus cry.
311
00:17:13,073 --> 00:17:16,160
Neddy! Neddy!
312
00:17:16,243 --> 00:17:19,163
Let's get in a quick nine
down at the Pitch 'n' Putt.
313
00:17:21,665 --> 00:17:24,543
Neddy! Neddy!
314
00:17:24,626 --> 00:17:27,087
He's gaining on us!
315
00:17:27,171 --> 00:17:29,006
I'm scared!
316
00:17:29,089 --> 00:17:30,591
Come on, Ned!
Move this thing!
317
00:17:30,674 --> 00:17:33,135
I can't! It's a Geo!
318
00:17:43,479 --> 00:17:45,397
I guess he didn't see me.
319
00:17:45,481 --> 00:17:47,441
We did it!
We got rid of...
320
00:17:51,945 --> 00:17:53,739
I told you, officer.
321
00:17:53,822 --> 00:17:56,658
I'm not hepped up on goofballs.
322
00:17:56,742 --> 00:17:58,702
Yeah, right.
323
00:17:58,786 --> 00:18:02,498
Ned Flanders.
I never would have imagined.
324
00:18:08,337 --> 00:18:09,588
Oof!
325
00:18:09,671 --> 00:18:12,341
High as a kite, everybody!
Goofballs!
326
00:18:13,759 --> 00:18:17,471
Yeah, where's your messiah
now, Flanders?
327
00:18:21,350 --> 00:18:24,186
I can't do it, Maude.
328
00:18:24,269 --> 00:18:26,522
I can't face
their accusing eyes.
329
00:18:26,605 --> 00:18:28,357
Don't worry, Ned.
330
00:18:28,440 --> 00:18:31,193
This is a house
of love and forgiveness.
331
00:18:32,820 --> 00:18:35,697
- There he is, Ned Flanders.
- The fallen one.
332
00:18:35,781 --> 00:18:36,698
The evil one.
333
00:18:36,782 --> 00:18:38,593
I bet he's the one that wrote
"Homer" all over the bathroom.
334
00:18:38,617 --> 00:18:41,078
I think we should leave.
335
00:18:41,161 --> 00:18:45,582
Hey, Flanders, over here!
I got us some kick-ass seats!
336
00:18:53,340 --> 00:18:56,301
Before I get started
on today's sermon, entitled
337
00:18:56,385 --> 00:18:58,846
"What Ned did,"
338
00:18:58,929 --> 00:19:03,350
I'd like to publicly congratulate
Homer Simpson on his recent charity work.
339
00:19:05,686 --> 00:19:07,604
I live to give.
340
00:19:08,647 --> 00:19:10,774
That's beautiful.
We appreciate the kisses.
341
00:19:10,858 --> 00:19:16,113
Now, let us bow our heads
in a silent prayer of thanksgiving.
342
00:19:32,504 --> 00:19:35,549
Stop it! Breathe through
your damn mouth!
343
00:19:37,259 --> 00:19:38,802
Can't you see
this man isn't a hero?
344
00:19:38,886 --> 00:19:42,556
He's annoying.
He's very, very annoying!
345
00:19:42,639 --> 00:19:44,516
Well, Ned Flanders
is just jealous.
346
00:19:44,600 --> 00:19:47,102
The guy's hepped up
on goofballs.
347
00:19:47,186 --> 00:19:51,356
Let's sacrifice him to our god!
348
00:19:51,440 --> 00:19:53,525
Come on. We did it all
the time in the '30s.
349
00:19:57,237 --> 00:20:00,908
Stop it! Stop it!
Stop it!
350
00:20:02,034 --> 00:20:05,537
How dare you talk about
Ned Flanders like that.
351
00:20:05,621 --> 00:20:08,749
He's a wonderful,
kind, caring man.
352
00:20:08,832 --> 00:20:11,501
Maybe even more so than me.
353
00:20:11,585 --> 00:20:14,421
There have been times
when I lost patience with him,
354
00:20:14,504 --> 00:20:16,423
even lashed out at him,
355
00:20:16,506 --> 00:20:21,553
but this man has turned
every cheek on his body.
356
00:20:21,637 --> 00:20:24,723
If everyone here
were like Ned Flanders,
357
00:20:24,806 --> 00:20:27,184
there'd be no need for heaven.
358
00:20:27,267 --> 00:20:29,186
We'd already be there.
359
00:20:32,189 --> 00:20:35,943
Um...
360
00:20:36,026 --> 00:20:39,738
Well, I think we all owe
Ned a heartfelt apology.
361
00:20:39,821 --> 00:20:42,032
We were wrong to doubt him.
362
00:20:42,115 --> 00:20:44,243
- Hey, that guy's right!
- Yeah.
363
00:20:47,996 --> 00:20:50,207
That was a very nice thing
you did, Homie.
364
00:20:52,042 --> 00:20:55,796
Thank you.
365
00:20:55,879 --> 00:20:58,465
Thank you so much, Homer.
366
00:20:58,548 --> 00:21:01,969
You really are a...
367
00:21:02,052 --> 00:21:05,681
- You're a true friend.
- Right back at ya, buddy.
368
00:21:05,764 --> 00:21:09,184
Now, how about
that game at the Pitch 'N' Putt?
369
00:21:09,268 --> 00:21:11,144
Just try and stop me.
370
00:21:11,228 --> 00:21:14,189
I don't get it, Lise. You said everything
would be back to normal.
371
00:21:14,273 --> 00:21:16,608
But Homer and Flanders
are still friends.
372
00:21:16,692 --> 00:21:20,737
Yeah. Maybe this means the
end of our wacky adventures.
373
00:21:24,908 --> 00:21:26,201
Guess what, everyone!
374
00:21:26,285 --> 00:21:27,661
My great-uncle Boris died
375
00:21:27,744 --> 00:21:29,413
and left us
his old country house!
376
00:21:29,496 --> 00:21:32,249
There's only one catch.
They say it's haunted.
377
00:21:32,332 --> 00:21:33,792
But I'm sure
we can prove 'em wrong
378
00:21:33,875 --> 00:21:36,086
by spending the weekend there.
379
00:21:36,169 --> 00:21:39,089
- Hididilly-ho, neighbor!
- Get lost, Flanders.
380
00:21:39,172 --> 00:21:41,133
Okilly-dokilly.
381
00:21:47,723 --> 00:21:51,518
See, I told ya.
There's nothin' to worry about.
382
00:21:51,601 --> 00:21:54,813
This place isn't...
383
00:22:46,782 --> 00:22:48,283
Shh!
384
00:22:51,078 --> 00:22:54,081
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