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♪ The Simpsons ♪
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D'
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Aah!
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Attention. All workers
trudge immediately to the main yard
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for the mandatory worker
of the week award festivities.
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Clean. Clean. Pistol. Uzi.
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Two kids posing as an adult.
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- Hey, Homer.
- Hey!
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I hate these Worker of
the Week award ceremonies.
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Who even cares anymore?
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Everyone that works here
has already got one.
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Except for...
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Hello. Well, today's
the day for Homer J.
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I know I'm gonna win this time.
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- Yeah? How come?
- Union rule 26.
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"Every employee must win worker
of the week at least once,
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"regardless of
gross incompetence,
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obesity or rank odor."
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Attention everyone.
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Let's have an awed hush,
please, for Mr. Burns.
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Compadres, it is imperative
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that we crush
the freedom fighters
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before the start
of the rainy season.
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And remember, a shiny new donkey
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for whoever brings me
the head of Colonel Montoya.
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What?
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And by that I mean, of course,
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it's time for the Worker
of the Week award.
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I can't believe we've
overlooked this week's winner
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for so very, very long.
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We simply could not function
without his tireless efforts.
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So, a round of applause for...
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this inanimate carbon rod.
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Inanimate?
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I'll show him inanimate!
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Stupid carbon rod.
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It's all just
a popularity contest.
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Wow! Did you actually
get to see the rod?
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- I'm sorry, Homie.
- Nobody respects me at work.
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Well, we respect you.
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Bart, I told you. Don't draw
on your father's skull.
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What? What does it say?
I wanna see.
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TV respects me.
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It laughs with me, not at me.
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You stupid...
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- D'
-It's a lovely day for a launch here,
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live at Cape Canaveral
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at the lower end
of the Florida peninsula.
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And the purpose of today's
mission is truly,
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really electrifying.
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That's correct, Tom.
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The lion's share of this
flight will be devoted
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to the study of the effects
of weightlessness
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on tiny screws.
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Unbelievable.
And just imagine
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the logistics of weightlessness.
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Of course, this could have
literally millions
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of applications here on earth
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in everything from
watchmaking to watch repair.
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Boring.
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No!
The batteries!
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Now let's look at
the crew a little.
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They're a colorful bunch.
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They've been dubbed
the Three Musketeers.
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And we laugh legitimately.
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There's a mathematician,
a different kind of mathematician,
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and a statistician.
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Make it stop!
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No, not another
boring space launch.
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Change the channel!
Change the channel!
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I can't!
I can't!
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Sir, we've run into
a serious problem with the mission.
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These Nielsen ratings
are the lowest ever.
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My God!
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We've been beaten by
"A Connie Chung Christmas"!
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People, we're in danger
of losing our funding.
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America isn't interested
in space exploration anymore.
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Maybe we should finally
tell them the big secret...
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That all the chimps we sent into space
came back superintelligent.
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No, I don't think we'll
be telling them that.
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We need a fresh angle
to get the public interested.
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The public see our astronauts as
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clean-cut, athletic go-getters.
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They hate people like that.
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Well, who do they like?
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Here are the most popular
personalities on television or "TV."
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I did it! I supercharged
my riding mower!
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No!
I've killed Wilson!
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Looks like it's
back to jail for me.
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Al, let's have sex!
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No, Peg.
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Why, they're all a bunch
of blue-collar slobs.
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People, that's who we need
for our next astronaut.
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I suggest a lengthy,
inefficient search,
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at the taxpayers'
expense, of course.
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I wish there was an easier way.
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- Hello, is this NASA?
- Yes.
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Good. Listen. I'm sick
of your boring space launches.
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I'm just an ordinary,
blue-collar slob,
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but I know what I likes on TV.
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- How did you get this number?
- Shut up!
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And another thing, how come I can't
get no Tang around here? Also...
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Hold on a second.
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People, our long search is over.
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Hello, is this
President Clinton? Good!
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I figured if anyone knew where
to get some Tang, it'd be you.
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Shut up!
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Excuse me.
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Are you the person
that called NASA yesterday?
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No, it wasn't me! I swear!
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It was... him!
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Sir, how would you like to get higher
than you've ever been in your life?
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- Be an astronaut? Sure.
- Well, welcome aboard.
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I think you'll find that this
will win you the respect
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of your family and friends.
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Respect? No!
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It was me!
I made the crank call!
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I do it all the time!
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Check with the F.B.I.!
I have a file! I have a file!
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Better take both of them.
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I don't really think
that was necessary.
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- They wanted to be astronauts.
- I know.
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♪♪
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Ladies and gentlemen
and members of the press,
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I'd like to present the new
generation of NASA astronaut...
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The average American.
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Jim Wallace, Associated Press.
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Is this a joke?
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Well, far from it, Jim.
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One of these men
will prove space travel
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is within the reach
of the common man.
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Toby Hunter, Minneapolis Star.
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No, really, is this a joke?
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No, Toby!
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And no more questions
about whether this is a joke.
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Question for the barbecue chef.
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Don't you think there is
an inherent danger
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in sending under-qualified
civilians into space?
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I'll field this one.
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The only danger is
if they send us
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to that terrible
Planet of the Apes.
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Wait a minute.
Statue of Liberty.
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That was our planet!
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You maniacs!
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You blew it up!
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Damn you!
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Damn you all to hell!
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Thank you. I'm afraid
that's all we have time for.
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Now, of course, only one of you
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will be chosen to go into space.
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So the next few weeks will be
a grueling series of tests
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to determine which one
of you is most qualified.
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And, Mr. Gumble, for
the duration of the training,
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there'll be no more beer.
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What? Three whole weeks
with only wine?
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- I'll go crazy!
- And may the best man win.
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He's got a big drinking problem.
Could embarrass the program.
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Meet me up in that tree later,
and I'll tell you more.
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Wow, my father, an astronaut.
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I feel so full of...
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- What's the opposite of shame?
- Pride?
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No, not that far from shame.
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- Less shame?
- Yeah.
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You know, Homer,
when I found out about this,
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I went through
a wide range of emotions.
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First I was nervous,
then anxious, then wary,
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then apprehensive,
then kind of sleepy,
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then worried and then concerned.
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But now I realize
that being a spaceman
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is something you have to do.
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Who's doing what now?
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Well, here I am,
right on time. I don't see...
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Barney "Let's crash the rocket
into the White House
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and kill the president" Gumble.
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Actually, he's been here
since sunrise.
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Hi, Homer. Since they
made me stop drinking,
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I've regained
my balance and diction.
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Observe.
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♪ I am the very model
of a modern major general ♪
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♪ I've information vegetable
animal and mineral ♪
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Aw, that's nothing.
Watch this.
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There once was a man
from Nantucket, who...
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I can't stands no more!
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Mediciney.
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I wager 400 quatloos
on the newcomer.
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Gentlemen, I'd like you to meet
the two experienced astronauts
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who will accompany
the winner into space.
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Race Banyon and Buzz Aldrin,
the second man on the moon.
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Second comes right after first.
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So, Barney,
we hear you're kickin' ass.
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I, don't think
this contest is over yet, Buzz,
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if that is your real name.
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I believe there is still
a little something called
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the swimsuit competition.
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There's no swimsuit
competition, Homer.
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You mean I shaved
my bikini zone for nothing?
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Gentlemen, you've both
worked very hard.
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And in a way,
you're both winners.
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But in another more accurate way,
Barney is the winner.
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Congratulations, Barney.
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That's very gracious
of you, Homer.
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Please join us in a toast.
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To the mission!
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It begins!
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- Give me that!
- Stop him!
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Barney, no!
Give me that bottle!
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No! No! No!
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♪♪
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Hey!
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I don't understand it.
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That was non-alcoholic
champagne.
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Well, Homer, I guess you're
the winner by default.
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"De fault"! Whoo-hoo!
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The two sweetest words
in the English language.
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De fault, de fault, de...
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- Where'd you get that anyway?
- Sent away.
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♪ The Itchy
and Scratchy Show ♪
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No!
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Marge, I don't really
wanna go through with this.
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But being an astronaut is
how I got you to respect me.
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Homer, when I met you,
you weren't an astronaut.
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You didn't even know how
to use a touch-tone.
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But I still respected you,
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and I always will,
no matter what.
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Homer, you already dialed.
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But on the other hand, when you don't
take advantage of an opportunity,
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you can end up regretting it
for the rest of your life.
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You're right, Marge.
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Just like the time I could've
met Mr. T. at the mall.
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The entire day, I kept saying,
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"I'll go a little later.
I'll go a little later."
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And then when I got there,
they told me he just left.
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And when I asked a mall guy
if he would ever come back again,
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he said he didn't know.
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Well, I'm never gonna let something
like that happen again!
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I'm going into space right now!
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I am so proud of you.
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And I know it's going
to go just fine.
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T-minus three minutes
till liftoff and counting.
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Mission control,
this is Corvair.
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Launch sequence initiated.
All systems go.
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Are we there yet? I'm thirsty.
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Mission control, request permission
to sedate cargo ahead of schedule.
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Permission denied.
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Payload checklist.
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- I.R.S. surveillance satellite.
- Check.
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- Ant farm.
- Check.
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- Children's letters to God.
- Check.
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Three, two, one.
Make rocket go now.
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Go, Dad, go!
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How doth the hero,
strong and brave,
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a celestial path
in the heavens pave.
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00:14:45,926 --> 00:14:47,553
Go, Dad, go.
254
00:14:47,636 --> 00:14:49,930
Sir, the TV ratings
for the launch
255
00:14:50,014 --> 00:14:51,134
are the highest in 10 years.
256
00:14:53,183 --> 00:14:55,853
- And how's the spacecraft doing?
- I don't know.
257
00:14:55,936 --> 00:14:58,230
All this equipment is just
used to measure TV ratings.
258
00:14:58,314 --> 00:15:00,941
It's beautiful.
259
00:15:01,025 --> 00:15:04,904
It's the most awe-inspiring
sight I have ever seen.
260
00:15:04,987 --> 00:15:08,365
Giver of life, mother of us all.
261
00:15:08,449 --> 00:15:10,784
Hey, guys, look
what I smuggled aboard.
262
00:15:10,868 --> 00:15:12,202
Homer, no!
263
00:15:13,746 --> 00:15:15,497
They'll clog the instruments!
264
00:15:15,581 --> 00:15:16,957
Careful. They're ruffled.
265
00:15:17,041 --> 00:15:18,834
I'll take care of this.
266
00:15:18,918 --> 00:15:22,463
♪♪
267
00:15:27,593 --> 00:15:31,055
♪♪
268
00:15:49,782 --> 00:15:51,825
Ants!
269
00:16:01,794 --> 00:16:03,629
You fool!
Now we may never know
270
00:16:03,712 --> 00:16:06,131
if ants can be trained
to sort tiny screws in space.
271
00:16:06,215 --> 00:16:09,510
Some good news,
gentlemen. We have quite a treat for you.
272
00:16:09,593 --> 00:16:12,096
We've been able to coax
superstar James Taylor in here
273
00:16:12,179 --> 00:16:13,889
to mission control
to wish you well
274
00:16:13,973 --> 00:16:15,325
and play you
a little of his own brand
275
00:16:15,349 --> 00:16:17,685
of laid-back,
adult contemporary music.
276
00:16:17,768 --> 00:16:20,771
Wow, former president
James Taylor.
277
00:16:20,854 --> 00:16:21,897
How ya doin', fellas?
278
00:16:21,981 --> 00:16:23,983
With all due respect,
Mr. Taylor,
279
00:16:24,066 --> 00:16:26,068
this isn't the best time
for your unique brand
280
00:16:26,151 --> 00:16:27,861
of bittersweet folk rock.
281
00:16:27,945 --> 00:16:30,614
We have a potentially
critical situation here.
282
00:16:30,698 --> 00:16:32,783
- I'm sure you'll understand.
- Listen, Aldrin.
283
00:16:32,866 --> 00:16:35,577
I'm not as laid-back as people think.
Now here's the deal.
284
00:16:35,661 --> 00:16:38,539
I'm gonna play, and you're gonna
float there and like it.
285
00:16:40,582 --> 00:16:45,170
♪ When you're down
and troubled ♪
286
00:16:45,254 --> 00:16:50,426
♪ And you need
a helping hand ♪
287
00:16:50,509 --> 00:16:52,177
♪ And nothing ♪
288
00:16:52,261 --> 00:16:56,306
♪ Nothing is going right ♪
289
00:16:59,268 --> 00:17:02,146
We're just about to get our first
pictures from inside the spacecraft
290
00:17:02,229 --> 00:17:05,024
with "Averagenaut"
Homer Simpson.
291
00:17:05,107 --> 00:17:07,276
And we'd like to...
292
00:17:09,278 --> 00:17:12,865
Ladies and gentlemen,
we've just lost the picture,
293
00:17:12,948 --> 00:17:16,368
but what we've seen
speaks for itself.
294
00:17:16,452 --> 00:17:18,996
The Corvair spacecraft has
apparently been taken over,
295
00:17:19,079 --> 00:17:20,831
conquered, if you will,
296
00:17:20,914 --> 00:17:24,501
by a master race
of giant space ants.
297
00:17:24,585 --> 00:17:26,354
It's difficult to tell
from this vantage point
298
00:17:26,378 --> 00:17:28,213
whether they will consume
the captive earthmen
299
00:17:28,297 --> 00:17:30,090
or merely enslave them.
300
00:17:30,174 --> 00:17:32,468
One thing is for certain:
there is no stopping them.
301
00:17:32,551 --> 00:17:34,845
The ants will soon be here.
302
00:17:34,928 --> 00:17:38,599
And I, for one, welcome
our new insect overlords.
303
00:17:38,682 --> 00:17:41,060
I'd like to remind them that
as a trusted TV personality,
304
00:17:41,143 --> 00:17:43,645
I can be helpful
in rounding up others
305
00:17:43,729 --> 00:17:46,732
to toil in their
underground sugar caves.
306
00:17:46,815 --> 00:17:48,400
Don't worry, kids.
307
00:17:48,484 --> 00:17:50,652
I'm sure your father's
all right.
308
00:17:50,736 --> 00:17:53,530
What are you basing
that on, Mom?
309
00:17:53,614 --> 00:17:56,200
Who wants gingersnaps?
310
00:17:56,283 --> 00:17:59,453
♪ There's hours of time
on the telephone line ♪
311
00:17:59,536 --> 00:18:03,290
♪ Talking 'bout things
to come ♪
312
00:18:03,373 --> 00:18:06,585
♪ Sweet dreams
and flying machines ♪
313
00:18:06,668 --> 00:18:09,421
♪ In pieces on the ground ♪
314
00:18:11,507 --> 00:18:14,259
♪ Sweet dreams
and flying machines ♪
315
00:18:14,343 --> 00:18:19,765
♪ Flying safely
through the air ♪
316
00:18:19,848 --> 00:18:21,100
♪ I've seen fire and... ♪
317
00:18:21,183 --> 00:18:22,684
My God!
318
00:18:22,768 --> 00:18:24,895
The ants are shorting out
our navigation system!
319
00:18:28,023 --> 00:18:32,152
Ants? We had quite a severe
ant problem at the vineyard this year.
320
00:18:32,236 --> 00:18:34,571
I had Art Garfunkel come by
with his compressor,
321
00:18:34,655 --> 00:18:37,116
and we created a total vacuum
outside the house,
322
00:18:37,199 --> 00:18:39,118
and we blew the ants
out the front door.
323
00:18:39,201 --> 00:18:42,162
But I'm sure you high-tech
NASA people could care less
324
00:18:42,246 --> 00:18:43,580
about our resort-town ways.
325
00:18:43,664 --> 00:18:45,249
- Quiet, you...
- Wait a minute.
326
00:18:45,332 --> 00:18:48,085
This unkempt youngster
just might be onto something.
327
00:18:48,168 --> 00:18:50,045
Okay, everybody.
Grab on to something.
328
00:18:50,129 --> 00:18:51,672
All right.
Here we go.
329
00:18:51,755 --> 00:18:53,966
Three, two, one.
330
00:18:54,049 --> 00:18:55,551
Make hatch blow now.
331
00:18:57,845 --> 00:19:00,931
And that is that. Yow!
332
00:19:04,935 --> 00:19:07,729
My God!
This is a disaster!
333
00:19:07,813 --> 00:19:09,148
Gotta go.
334
00:19:16,655 --> 00:19:18,991
Homer, you broke the handle.
335
00:19:19,074 --> 00:19:21,451
With that hatch open,
we'll burn up on reentry!
336
00:19:21,535 --> 00:19:25,122
That's it! If I go,
I'm taking you to hell with me.
337
00:19:25,205 --> 00:19:27,124
Wait a minute, Race.
Wait a minute. Wait!
338
00:19:27,207 --> 00:19:31,170
Aha! Now I'll bust
that pretty face of yours!
339
00:19:32,921 --> 00:19:35,340
Aw, stupid bar!
340
00:19:35,424 --> 00:19:37,384
Wait, Homer.
If that bar holds,
341
00:19:37,467 --> 00:19:39,887
we just might make
it back to earth.
342
00:19:41,805 --> 00:19:43,473
I'll bash you good!
343
00:19:45,726 --> 00:19:48,020
Give me that!
344
00:19:48,103 --> 00:19:52,065
Well, this reporter was possibly
a little hasty earlier,
345
00:19:52,149 --> 00:19:54,109
would like to reaffirm
his allegiance
346
00:19:54,193 --> 00:19:58,030
to this country
and its human president.
347
00:19:58,113 --> 00:20:00,240
It may not be perfect,
but it's still
348
00:20:00,324 --> 00:20:03,577
the best government
we have... for now.
349
00:20:03,660 --> 00:20:05,537
Yes.
350
00:20:05,621 --> 00:20:07,348
By the way, the spacecraft's
still in extreme danger.
351
00:20:07,372 --> 00:20:09,416
May not make it back.
Attempting risky reentry.
352
00:20:09,499 --> 00:20:12,127
Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
We'll see you after the movie.
353
00:20:14,171 --> 00:20:16,882
♪♪
354
00:20:20,385 --> 00:20:22,596
♪ Those Golden Grahams
those Golden Grahams ♪
355
00:20:22,679 --> 00:20:26,225
♪ Crispy, crunchy graham cereal
brand-new breakfast treat ♪
356
00:20:31,021 --> 00:20:32,856
Come on, Dad.
You can make it.
357
00:20:32,940 --> 00:20:34,983
Of course he'll make it.
It's TV.
358
00:20:44,701 --> 00:20:46,703
How'd you solve
the door dilemma?
359
00:20:46,787 --> 00:20:48,664
Homer Simpson was
the real hero here.
360
00:20:48,747 --> 00:20:50,916
He jury-rigged the door
closed using this.
361
00:20:50,999 --> 00:20:53,585
- Hey, what is that?
- It's an inanimate carbon rod!
362
00:20:57,130 --> 00:20:58,882
♪♪
363
00:21:03,345 --> 00:21:06,515
They were just about to show
some close-ups of the rod.
364
00:21:06,598 --> 00:21:09,518
Stupid rod. I got gypped.
365
00:21:09,601 --> 00:21:11,603
Homie, you should be proud.
366
00:21:11,687 --> 00:21:13,855
Only a handful of people
have done what you've done.
367
00:21:13,939 --> 00:21:16,108
Yeah, Dad.
How many people have seen
368
00:21:16,191 --> 00:21:18,485
the ice caps
and the deserts all at once,
369
00:21:18,568 --> 00:21:22,281
or the majesty of the northern lights
from 100 hundred miles above?
370
00:21:22,364 --> 00:21:25,325
Yeah, maybe I do
have the right...
371
00:21:25,409 --> 00:21:27,119
What's that stuff?
372
00:21:27,202 --> 00:21:29,579
Anyway, thanks, Marge, Lisa.
373
00:21:29,663 --> 00:21:32,332
Bart, do you have something
nice to say to your father?
374
00:21:32,416 --> 00:21:34,710
Nah, he knows how I feel.
375
00:21:42,259 --> 00:21:47,097
♪♪
376
00:21:51,476 --> 00:21:53,353
D'
377
00:21:59,860 --> 00:22:02,237
♪♪
378
00:22:45,489 --> 00:22:46,490
Shh!
379
00:22:49,534 --> 00:22:52,746
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