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♪ The Simpsons ♪
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D'
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Aah!
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Welcome to the new
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Springfield Center
for Geriatric Medicine.
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You know, health care
for the aging
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is an important priority...
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Get to Matlock!
Matlock!
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Well, um... Without further ado,
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I give you the man who puts
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young people behind bars...
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Where they belong...
TV's Matlock!
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♪ We love you, Matlock ♪
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♪ Yes, we do ♪
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What's eatin' you, Abe?
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For three weeks,
all you been talkin' about
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was meeting Matlock.
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Now you met him,
swiped his pills...
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"Take one every hour to prevent
spastic heart convulsions."
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Clear!
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But you ain't said a word!
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Lookin' at that tired old freak
has made me realize...
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I'm no spring chicken myself.
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I can feel death's
clammy hand on my shoulder.
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Wait, that's my hand.
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Hello. As you may know,
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I might not be around
much longer.
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So, I've decided to give you
your inheritance before I die.
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That way,
I can see you enjoy it.
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Lisa, I know you like
reading, and... So forth.
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To you, I give you my lifetime
of personal correspondence.
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Thanks. "Mr. Simpson. Stop.
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"Your constant letters are
becoming a nuisance. Stop.
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"If you do not cease, I will be
forced to pursue legal action.
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Stop. Signed, Boris Karloff.
Hollywood, California."
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- And to my son, Homer...
- Whoo-hoo!
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- And his entire family...
- D'
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I leave these...
A box of mint condition,
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1918 Liberty Head
silver dollars.
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You see, back in those days,
rich men would ride around
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in zeppelins,
dropping coins on people.
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And one day, I seen
J.D. Rockefeller flyin' by,
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so I run out of the house
with a big washtub, and...
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- Where are you goin'?
- Dad, we'd love to stay here
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And listen to your
amusing "Antidotes,"
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But we have to take these coins
to the mall and spend 'em!
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Anyway, about my washtub.
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I just used it that morning
to wash my turkey,
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which in those days was known as
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a "walking bird."
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We'd always have walking bird
on Thanksgiving,
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with all the trimmings.
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Cranberries, "Injun eyes,"
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and yams stuffed with gunpowder.
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Then we'd all watch football,
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which in those days
was called "baseball."
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Look, Maggie!
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It's Sergeant Thug's
mountaintop command post,
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complete with deathbringer missiles
that really launch.
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That toy isn't safe
for a baby like Maggie.
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Aw, come on, Marge.
You're way too...
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D'
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When I was young,
toys were built to last.
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Look at this junk!
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It breaks the first time
you take it out of the box.
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And look at these toy soldiers!
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They'll break
the second I step on 'em.
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Stupid... Toy... Soldiers!
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Break, you stupid...
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All right.
Come on, pops.
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Soldiers won't bother you anymore.
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♪ One, two, three o'clock
four o'clock rock ♪
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♪ Five, six, seven o'clock
eight o'clock rock ♪
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♪ Rock, rock, rock, rock,
rock rock, rock, rock ♪
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♪ Rock, rock, rock,
we're gonna rock, gonna rock ♪
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♪ Around the clock tonight ♪
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Thank you.
Thank you very much.
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I'm warning you, Mom.
I may get a little crazy.
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I understand, honey.
When I was your age, there was a...
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Hey, horse face! Get your ugly
pie-hooks off that summer fun set!
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Look! Achy Breaky Stacy
for $1.99!
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Live From the Improv
Stacy's only 89 cents.
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Ew!
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Hey, mister.
What's in the box?
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Um, it's the, new
talking Malibu Stacy.
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Get him!
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Help! Mr. Weiss!
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I don't know if it's a good idea
to do that while you're driving.
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Marge, that's what
I bought it for.
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- Hey! Watch it with that thing!
- My skull is eggshell-thin.
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Cool.
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- Thanks for buyin' us these toys, Grampa.
- Bah!
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Why didn't you get something
useful, like storm windows?
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Or a nice pipe organ?
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I'm thirsty.
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Ooh, what smells like mustard?
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There sure are a lot of
ugly people in your neighborhood.
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Ooh! Look at that one!
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My glaucoma just got worse.
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The president is a demi-crat!
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Hello? I can't unbuckle
my seat belt.
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Hello!
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There are too many leaves
in your walkway.
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Why are you people avoiding me?
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Does my withered face remind you
of the grim specter of death?
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Yes, but there's more.
Dad, I love you.
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But... you're a weird, sore-headed
old crank, and nobody likes you!
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Consarn it!
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I guess I am an old crank.
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But what am I gonna do about it?
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One sip and I'm totally hip!
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Buzz cola.
There's a little boogie in every bottle.
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Holy smokes! That's it!
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From now on, I'm thinkin',
actin' and lookin' young.
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And I'm gonna start
with a bottle of Buzz cola.
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The bubbles are burning my tongue!
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Ooh. Water!
Water!
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A hush falls over
the general assembly
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as Stacy approaches the podium
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to deliver what will no doubt be
a stirring and memorable address.
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I wish they taught
shopping in school!
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Let's bake some cookies
for the boys!
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Come on, Stacy. I've waited
my whole life to hear you speak.
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Don't you have anything
relevant to say?
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- Don't ask me.
- I'm just a girl!
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- Right on! Say it, sister.
- It's not funny, Bart.
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Millions of girls will grow up thinking
that this is the right way to act.
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That they can never be anything
more than vacuous ninnies
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whose only goal is to look
pretty, land a rich husband,
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and spend all day
on the phone with their
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equally vacuous friends...
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talking about how damn
terrific it is
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to look pretty
and have a rich husband!
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Just what I was gonna say.
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Look at me!
I'm acting young!
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Hey. This ain't so bad.
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Let's buy makeup,
so the boys will like us!
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Don't you people see anything
wrong with what Malibu Stacy says?
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There's something wrong
with what my Stacy says.
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My Spidey sense is tingling.
Anybody call for a web-slinger?
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No, Celeste. I mean, the things
she says are sexist.
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Lisa said a dirty word!
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They cannot keep making
dolls like this.
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Something has to be done!
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Lisa, ordinarily I'd say
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you should stand up
for what you believe in.
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But you've been doing that
an awful lot lately.
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Yeah. You made us march
in that gay rights parade.
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And we can't watch Fox,
'cause they own
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those chemical
weapon plants in Syria.
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I can't believe you're just
gonna stand by
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as your daughters grow up
in a world where this...
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This is their role model.
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I had a Malibu Stacy when I was little,
and I turned out all right.
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Now, let's forget our troubles with
a big bowl of strawberry ice cream.
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Now let's forget our troubles with
a big bowl of strawberry ice cream!
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That's it!
I'm callin' the company.
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Hello, you have
reached the Malibu Stacy
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customer service center.
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If you have a complaint about
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Malibu Stacy's appearance
or odor, press one.
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If you've given
Malibu Stacy a haircut
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and need to order
a replacement head, press two.
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For information on our
factory tour, press three.
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Mom! We could go on
the factory tour,
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and I could complain in person.
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Honey, you're not going to throw
red paint at the executives, are you?
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The Keebler people
were very upset.
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Welcome to Enchantment Lane,
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where all the
parts come together,
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and Malibu Stacy is born!
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Some folks say
there's a little touch
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of fairy dust in the air.
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Aw, crap. There's a clog
in the torso chute!
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Leroy!
Get your ass in gear.
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Shut your hole.
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Malibu Stacy, America's favorite
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eight-and-a-half-incher.
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In 1959, homemaker Stacy Lavelle
had a design and a dream.
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The design? Malibu Stacy.
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The dream?
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To mass-market a fashion doll
that was also edible.
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Kids didn't much like
the taste of dried onion meal,
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but they loved the doll.
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A second, plastic Malibu Stacy
took America by storm.
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Just ask the owner of the world's
largest Malibu Stacy collection:
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Waylon Smithers of Springfield.
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Hello, Malibu Stacy collectors.
I'll see you
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At Stacycon '94, at
the San Diego Airport Hilton.
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And what does Stacy
think of her 35 years of success...
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And millions of friends
worldwide?
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- Don't ask me.
- I'm just a girl!
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She sure is.
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Well, that's the tour.
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If you have any questions,
I'd be happy to answer...
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- I have one.
- Yes?
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Is the remarkably sexist drivel
spouted by Malibu Stacy
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intentional, or is it
just a horrible mistake?
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Believe me, we're very
mindful of such concerns.
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Hey, Jiggles! Grab a pad
and back that gorgeous butt in here.
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You. Get away!
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Don't act like
you don't like it.
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It's awful bein' a kid.
No one listens to ya.
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It's rotten bein' old.
No one listens to ya!
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I'm a white male, aged 18 to 49.
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Everyone listens to me,
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no matter how dumb
my suggestions are.
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But I'm not gonna accomplish
anything just sitting here...
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- And gripin', it's time for...
- Action!
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I've got to talk to that woman
who invented Malibu Stacy
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- and see if I can get her to...
- Come out of retirement!
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I'm gonna get me a job!
A real Malibu...
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And see if Stacy can help
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invent me young.
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Help!
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- You're getting a job!
- Yes! I'm going where the action is!
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Come in? Come in!
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Mayday! I'm losing
your transmission!
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I said, "French fries!"
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What the...
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Do we sell French fries?
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Yes? I...
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Why, it's Homer Simpson's
daughter.
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I thought you might be able to help me
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get in touch with the inventor
of Malibu Stacy.
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That would be quite a feat.
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Stacy Lavelle is
a total recluse.
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She hasn't appeared
in public in 20 years.
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Here, I'm writing an article on her
for my next Malibu Stacy newsletter.
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It contains her last
known whereabouts.
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- I'll, print you out a copy.
- Thanks.
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Hello, Smithers.
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You're quite good...
at turning... me on.
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Um, you probably
should ignore that.
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No, it couldn't be!
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Excuse me. Miss Lavelle?
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I'd like to talk to you
about Malibu Stacy?
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Do you have any idea how many kids
have tried to track me down?
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- Am I the first?
- Yes.
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I want you to hear what Malibu Stacy
is telling a generation of little girls.
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Thinking too much
gives you wrinkles.
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00:13:51,705 --> 00:13:55,835
All right! I've been waitin'
nine years to get my frisbee back.
243
00:14:01,340 --> 00:14:03,759
My name is Stacy.
But you can call me...
244
00:14:05,719 --> 00:14:08,639
I see exactly what you mean.
This is a problem.
245
00:14:08,722 --> 00:14:10,516
But what do you expect me to do?
246
00:14:10,599 --> 00:14:12,810
Change what she says.
It's your company.
247
00:14:12,893 --> 00:14:15,938
Not since
I was forced out in 1974.
248
00:14:16,021 --> 00:14:19,358
They said my way of thinking
just wasn't cost-effective.
249
00:14:19,441 --> 00:14:21,610
- That's awful!
- Well, that, and...
250
00:14:21,694 --> 00:14:24,822
I was funneling profits
to the Vietcong.
251
00:14:24,905 --> 00:14:26,699
But you are Malibu Stacy.
252
00:14:26,782 --> 00:14:29,785
And as long as she has your name,
you have a responsibility!
253
00:14:29,869 --> 00:14:31,954
I'd be mortified if someone
ever made a lousy product
254
00:14:32,037 --> 00:14:33,873
with the Simpson name on it.
255
00:14:33,956 --> 00:14:37,459
I may have had things in common
with Stacy in the beginning,
256
00:14:37,543 --> 00:14:41,881
but 30 years of living her lifestyle
taught me some very harsh lessons.
257
00:14:41,964 --> 00:14:45,634
Five husbands:
Ken, Johnny, Joe,
258
00:14:45,718 --> 00:14:48,095
Dr. Colossus, Steve Austin.
259
00:14:48,178 --> 00:14:51,849
But if you can learn from Malibu Stacy's
mistakes, so can everyone.
260
00:14:51,932 --> 00:14:53,652
I'm sure we can
think of something together.
261
00:14:53,726 --> 00:14:57,521
- Come on!
- Not now. I'm too drunk.
262
00:14:57,605 --> 00:14:59,189
No, you're not!
263
00:15:03,152 --> 00:15:06,614
I'll come back tomorrow.
264
00:15:06,697 --> 00:15:11,827
We need some more secret sauce!
Put this mayonnaise in the sun.
265
00:15:11,911 --> 00:15:16,415
Hey! Now that old man Peterson's
off our backs, let's have some fun!
266
00:15:16,498 --> 00:15:21,670
Ever see a sandwich
that could take a bite outta you?
267
00:15:21,754 --> 00:15:24,548
Look at the sandwich!
268
00:15:24,632 --> 00:15:26,383
It's gonna bite you!
269
00:15:30,930 --> 00:15:32,473
Damn sandwich
took a bite out of me!
270
00:15:35,476 --> 00:15:37,144
I've got the solution.
271
00:15:37,227 --> 00:15:40,230
You and I are gonna make
our own talking doll.
272
00:15:40,314 --> 00:15:41,982
She'll have the wisdom
of Gertrude Stein
273
00:15:42,066 --> 00:15:43,776
and the wit of Cathy Guisewite.
274
00:15:43,859 --> 00:15:45,611
The tenacity of Nina Totenberg
275
00:15:45,694 --> 00:15:48,489
and the common sense
of Elizabeth Cady Stanton.
276
00:15:48,572 --> 00:15:53,494
And to top it off, the down-to-earth good
looks of Eleanor Roosevelt.
277
00:15:54,912 --> 00:15:56,080
All right.
278
00:15:56,163 --> 00:15:58,040
We'll make your doll!
279
00:16:01,752 --> 00:16:04,046
Stacy, please.
I must have you back.
280
00:16:04,129 --> 00:16:06,966
Just come for a ride with me
in my mobile command unit.
281
00:16:07,049 --> 00:16:09,760
Joe, I told you.
It's over.
282
00:16:09,843 --> 00:16:11,345
Release me from
your kung fu grip.
283
00:16:11,428 --> 00:16:12,930
Fine.
284
00:16:13,013 --> 00:16:15,891
I'll bomb your house
into the ground, missy!
285
00:16:20,854 --> 00:16:23,649
Make sure you get
my mom's hair just right!
286
00:16:23,732 --> 00:16:26,193
Um, I think we'll use someone
different for the hair.
287
00:16:26,276 --> 00:16:27,486
How about me?
288
00:16:27,569 --> 00:16:28,946
There's something not quite...
289
00:16:29,029 --> 00:16:30,781
How 'bout me?
290
00:16:30,864 --> 00:16:32,783
- How 'bout me?
- You all have hideous hair!
291
00:16:34,034 --> 00:16:36,078
I mean, from a design
point of view.
292
00:16:36,161 --> 00:16:38,789
- Well, if you put it that way.
- Well.
293
00:16:38,872 --> 00:16:41,166
Talking doll, take eight.
294
00:16:41,250 --> 00:16:44,753
"When I get married,
I'm keeping my own name."
295
00:16:44,837 --> 00:16:46,797
You know,
that should probably be,
296
00:16:46,880 --> 00:16:49,091
"if I choose to get married."
297
00:16:49,174 --> 00:16:53,220
Look, little girl, we got other
talking dollies to record today.
298
00:16:53,303 --> 00:16:55,931
All right, you poindexters.
Let's get this right.
299
00:16:56,015 --> 00:16:58,058
One: "Hey, hey, kids,
I'm talkin' Krusty."
300
00:16:58,142 --> 00:17:00,144
Two: "Hey, hey! Here
comes Sideshow Mel."
301
00:17:00,227 --> 00:17:02,396
Again. "Here comes Sideshow Mel.
Sideshow Mel."
302
00:17:02,479 --> 00:17:04,398
Three.
303
00:17:04,481 --> 00:17:08,360
Bada-bing, bada-boom. I'm done.
Learn from a professional, kid.
304
00:17:11,405 --> 00:17:15,117
Okay, Krusty. We are ready
to roll any... What the...
305
00:17:20,080 --> 00:17:23,459
Trust in yourself
and you can achieve anything.
306
00:17:23,542 --> 00:17:25,461
All right!
Now all we need is a name.
307
00:17:25,544 --> 00:17:27,546
How 'bout "Blabbermouth,
the Jerky Doll for Jerks"?
308
00:17:27,629 --> 00:17:31,091
How 'bout Minerva, after
the Roman goddess of wisdom?
309
00:17:31,175 --> 00:17:33,218
Not enough commercial appeal.
310
00:17:33,302 --> 00:17:36,138
"Wendy Windbag"?
"Ugly Doris"?
311
00:17:36,221 --> 00:17:38,140
"Hortense, the mule-faced doll"?
312
00:17:38,223 --> 00:17:40,350
I think we should
name her after Lisa.
313
00:17:40,434 --> 00:17:43,270
We'll call her
"Lisa Lionheart."
314
00:17:43,353 --> 00:17:47,024
No, "Loudmouth Lisa!"
"Stupid Lisa Garbage Face!"
315
00:17:47,107 --> 00:17:50,486
I can't stand this any longer.
Somebody please pay attention to me!
316
00:17:50,569 --> 00:17:52,821
Hello! Pay attention to me.
Look at me!
317
00:17:52,905 --> 00:17:56,033
I'm Bart, I'm Bart. Look at me.
Look at me. Look at me.
318
00:17:57,910 --> 00:18:01,413
This is great! They're
really gonna sell our doll!
319
00:18:01,497 --> 00:18:04,583
Well, it wasn't difficult. I just told
them who I was and who you were.
320
00:18:04,666 --> 00:18:06,668
- They couldn't resist.
- Really?
321
00:18:06,752 --> 00:18:08,232
Well, I didn't tell them
who you were.
322
00:18:11,381 --> 00:18:14,760
Gentlemen, we've got to sink this
Lisa Lionheart doll and fast.
323
00:18:14,843 --> 00:18:17,012
It's time to call in a favor
from Washington.
324
00:18:18,889 --> 00:18:22,476
Yes. Yes, I understand.
I'll take care of it personally.
325
00:18:29,733 --> 00:18:32,319
- Dad, did you hear something?
- I don't know.
326
00:18:32,402 --> 00:18:34,530
Dad?
327
00:18:34,613 --> 00:18:36,007
My new doll's much better
than Malibu Stacy.
328
00:18:36,031 --> 00:18:37,366
Do a newscast about her.
329
00:18:37,449 --> 00:18:39,243
Please, honey.
330
00:18:39,326 --> 00:18:41,703
Daddy's job is to bring
people important news.
331
00:18:41,787 --> 00:18:43,413
Right now,
I'm very busy preparing
332
00:18:43,497 --> 00:18:45,707
a report about the 40th
anniversary of Beetle Bailey.
333
00:18:45,791 --> 00:18:48,085
Daddy, that is boring.
334
00:18:48,168 --> 00:18:50,546
Talk about the dolly!
335
00:18:50,629 --> 00:18:53,423
Well, you were right
about the Berlin Wall.
336
00:18:57,136 --> 00:19:01,223
Though it was unusual to spend
28 minutes reporting on a doll,
337
00:19:01,306 --> 00:19:04,184
this reporter found it
impossible to stop talking.
338
00:19:04,268 --> 00:19:07,396
It's just really
fascinating news, folks.
339
00:19:07,479 --> 00:19:09,982
Good night.
340
00:19:10,065 --> 00:19:12,234
And the president
was arrested for murder.
341
00:19:12,317 --> 00:19:13,735
More on that tomorrow night.
342
00:19:13,819 --> 00:19:16,488
Or you can turn
to another channel.
343
00:19:16,572 --> 00:19:19,241
Do not turn to another channel.
344
00:19:19,324 --> 00:19:22,703
Our one effort to put a stop to this
Lisa Lionheart thing has failed miserably.
345
00:19:22,786 --> 00:19:26,039
Gentlemen, we have to reinvent
Malibu Stacy for the '90s.
346
00:19:26,123 --> 00:19:28,375
We'll stay here all night,
if need be.
347
00:19:28,458 --> 00:19:30,961
Can we order Chinese food?
348
00:19:31,044 --> 00:19:32,171
Yes.
349
00:19:32,254 --> 00:19:35,632
You know a good place?
350
00:19:37,968 --> 00:19:40,095
I cut my tongue
on these pancakes.
351
00:19:40,179 --> 00:19:42,598
These eggs are difficult
to digest.
352
00:19:42,681 --> 00:19:44,892
I want soft-boiled eggs.
353
00:19:44,975 --> 00:19:48,854
I told you... We don't
have soft-boiled eggs!
354
00:19:48,937 --> 00:19:50,397
If you a...
355
00:19:50,480 --> 00:19:53,192
By gum, you're right.
We should have them.
356
00:19:53,275 --> 00:19:55,485
I shouldn't be listenin'
to complaints.
357
00:19:55,569 --> 00:19:57,738
I should be makin' 'em
with you guys.
358
00:19:57,821 --> 00:20:01,074
The good Lord lets us
grow old for a reason.
359
00:20:01,158 --> 00:20:05,329
To gain the wisdom to find
fault with everything He's made!
360
00:20:05,412 --> 00:20:10,042
Mr. Peterson, you can take
this job and... fill it.
361
00:20:10,125 --> 00:20:14,296
And one more thing.
I never once washed my hands.
362
00:20:14,379 --> 00:20:17,466
That's your policy, not mine.
363
00:20:17,549 --> 00:20:20,427
You whippersnapper!
364
00:20:20,510 --> 00:20:23,305
You show him, Abe! Quit!
365
00:20:29,686 --> 00:20:31,605
My back.
366
00:20:35,651 --> 00:20:36,961
I want it. I want it.
I want it. I want it!
367
00:20:36,985 --> 00:20:37,986
Me, me, me, me, me!
368
00:20:38,070 --> 00:20:39,310
I want it. I want it.
I want it!
369
00:20:43,784 --> 00:20:45,619
Look! It's Lisa Lionheart!
370
00:20:45,702 --> 00:20:47,454
Keep running.
We're almost there.
371
00:20:52,834 --> 00:20:54,795
They changed Malibu Stacy!
372
00:20:54,878 --> 00:20:56,505
She is better than ever.
373
00:20:56,588 --> 00:20:58,465
Wait! Don't be fooled.
374
00:20:58,548 --> 00:21:01,802
She's just a regular Malibu Stacy
with a stupid, cheap hat.
375
00:21:01,885 --> 00:21:04,805
She still embodies all the awful
stereotypes she did before.
376
00:21:04,888 --> 00:21:07,557
But she's got a new hat.
377
00:21:07,641 --> 00:21:09,601
I want it. I want it. I want it.
378
00:21:15,524 --> 00:21:18,485
Well, I guess you
can't beat big business.
379
00:21:18,568 --> 00:21:21,029
There's just no room
for the little guy.
380
00:21:21,113 --> 00:21:23,991
Trust in yourself
and you can achieve anything.
381
00:21:27,536 --> 00:21:31,581
You know, if we get through
to just that one little girl,
382
00:21:31,665 --> 00:21:33,250
it'll all be worth it.
383
00:21:33,333 --> 00:21:36,044
Yes. Particularly if that
little girl happens to pay
384
00:21:36,128 --> 00:21:38,005
$46,000 for that doll.
385
00:21:38,088 --> 00:21:40,632
- What?
- Nothing. Kudos to you, Lisa.
386
00:21:40,716 --> 00:21:42,634
Kudos.
387
00:21:43,969 --> 00:21:46,680
Marge? Lisa? Lady?
388
00:21:46,763 --> 00:21:49,850
If you'll excuse me, I've got
something very important to attend to.
389
00:21:49,933 --> 00:21:51,935
Whoo!
390
00:21:52,019 --> 00:21:53,353
♪♪
391
00:22:02,946 --> 00:22:05,490
♪♪
392
00:22:49,117 --> 00:22:50,117
Shh!
393
00:22:52,871 --> 00:22:56,083
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