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♪ The Simpsons ♪
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D'
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Aah!
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The beauty of it is each parking space
is a mere one foot narrower...
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Indistinguishable
to the naked eye,
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but therein lies the game.
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I fear to watch, yet I cannot turn away.
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Blast it, woman. You parked
too close. Move your car!
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I'm in the lines. You got
a problem, go tell your mama.
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Don't worry.
She'll hear about this.
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I can't get out!
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- I'm trapped.
- I can't breathe!
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Class, I know there's no way
to prove who actually did this,
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and in our American democracy,
everyone is innocent until proven guilty.
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- God bless America.
- But my classroom is not a democracy. Ha!
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For the rest of the year,
Bart Simpson will be
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the first student called on
for every question.
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Well, let's get started.
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Can someone pronounce this word?
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Bart?
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Um...
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Pick me, teacher! I'm ever so smart.
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It's "photosynthesis"!
Damn your feeble brain!
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I couldn't read it.
The letters are all blurry.
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Is it possible all your misbehavior
and miserable grades
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have been caused by
a simple vision disorder?
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You mean it
ain't me noggin', it's me peepers?
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Well,
that's just "loverly."
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Watch this, guys.
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Ooh!
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- He's done for.
- Don't worry.
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The safety glass'll protect us.
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Run! We'll hide at my house!
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Hey, this emergency exit
is painted on!
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There's no way out! There's no way out!
We're doomed! Doomed!
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Well, sir, I won't bore you with
the details of our miraculous escape,
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but we desperately need
a real emergency exit.
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Why, that's a fabulous idea.
Anything else you'd like?
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How about real lead in the radiation
shields? Urinal cakes, maybe?
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Smithers, throw this at him.
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Smithers, where does
that tube go?
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I'm not sure, sir.
It was here when we moved in.
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♪♪
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Dance! Dance! Dance! Dance!
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Sir, we'll need a new
dangerous emissions supervisor.
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Yes, we'll find someone cheap.
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It's been a very
lean year for us.
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Money fight!
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Excellent, Zutroy. Work hard
and each day you'll get a shiny penny.
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Agent Wesson,
Department of Labor.
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This man's an illegal alien.
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That's preposterous. Zutroy here
is as American as apple pie.
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Mr. Burns.
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This plant violates
every labor law in the book.
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We found a missing Brazilian soccer team
working in your reactor core.
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That plane crashed
on my property!
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Look, Mr. Burns,
we want to see some changes.
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For starters, you can reverse
your sexist employment policies
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and hire at least one woman.
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All right.
I'll bring in a woman.
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But I still stand by my hiring policies.
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Get back to work, Stewart!
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Now with my new H.M.O.,
I can provide every medical service...
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you'll ever need under one roof.
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You do have insurance,
don't you?
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- Yes.
- Well, that's wonderful.
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Let's go visit the optometrist.
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Your son has a temporary
condition called "Lazy eye,"
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Where one eye
is weaker than the other.
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You'll have to wear these for two weeks.
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Menachem Begin wore a pair
just like them.
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That scalp's a little dry.
Better see our dermatologist.
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Rub a palm full of this medicated salve
into your scalp every half an hour.
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Keep him away from open flames
and pregnant women.
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These should help
those fallen arches. Enjoy.
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Throat looks a little red.
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I'd better spray it.
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Thanks, nice lady.
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My voice is crazy
with this spraying already.
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Oy, I feel so much better,
Mr. Medical Science-Type Person.
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If they hire a woman,
we won't be able to spit on the floor.
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And we can't take off our pants
when it gets real hot.
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And we won't be able to pee
in the drinking fountain.
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Yeah... I mean, not...
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You know, if we wanted to.
Not that I ever did.
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Gentlemen, I'd like you to meet your
new coworker, Mindy Simmons.
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I think she has a degree
in engineering or something.
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- Hi. How's it going?
- Pleased to meet you.
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- Yeah, ditto.
- Hi. Ooh.
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Homer, what's the matter?
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Ain't you never seen a naked chick
ridin' a clam before?
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Gotta go!
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What the hell was that?
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I probably shouldn't have eaten
that packet of powdered gravy
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I found in the parking lot.
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Nice glasses, four eyes.
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Yeah, nice shoes,
two feet. Yeah.
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Your appearance is comical to me.
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I'm a nerd!
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So am I!
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Yeah. Another day,
another box of stolen pens.
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- Have a good night, Homer.
- You too.
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No goose bumps,
no hallucinations.
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That last time was just a fluke.
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♪♪
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Homer loves Mindy!
Homer loves Mindy!
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Hey, Homer, you're
hallucinating again.
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Not a good sign.
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So, what do you guys
think of Mindy?
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Seems okay.
Anybody see the game last night?
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Yeah. That Mindy
seems real nice.
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Homer, what's with you?
You're talking during a coffee break.
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Yeah. Usually you just take the box
of doughnuts into the bathroom.
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Mindy has a motorcycle.
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Look, everybody. I'm the same person
I always was. Whoa!
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- Hey, he's learning on his own!
- Get him!
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- Moe, I need your advice.
- Yeah?
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See, I got this friend named
Joey Jo-Jo Junior Shabadoo.
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That's the worst name I ever heard.
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- Bye, Joey Jo-Jo!
- What the hell? It's me.
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I'm attracted to another woman.
What am I going to do?
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Your infatuation is based
on a physical attraction.
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Talk to the woman, and you'll realize
you have nothing in common.
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Barney, that is so insightful.
How did you come up with that?
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It was on one of
these bar napkins.
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So, let's have a conversation.
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I think we'll find we
have very little in common.
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- Can't talk. Eating.
- Hey, my favorite...
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Raspberry swirl
with a double glaze!
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Double glaze.
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Okay, so we have
one thing in common.
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But you know what I hate?
Drinking beer and watching TV.
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Not me.
That's my idea of heaven.
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- D'Me too!
- Really?
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I can see I'm gonna love
working with you.
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Well, gotta go.
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I wanna sneak in
a quick nap before lunch.
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Foul temptress.
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I'll bet she thinks Ziggy's
gotten too preachy too.
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I made it the whole day
without seeing her again.
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I mean, hello!
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I guess we'll be
going down together.
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- I mean, getting off toge... I mean...
- That's okay.
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I'll just push the button
for the stimulator...
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I mean, elevator.
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Think unsexy thoughts.
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Think unsexy thoughts.
Think unsexy thoughts.
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That's unsexy.
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Ew!
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D'
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Think unsexy thoughts.
Think unsexy thoughts.
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Well, this is my floor.
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See you tomorrow!
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Home to my loving family.
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What more could a man ask for?
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Hi, Homer. Don't kiss me.
I'm all stuffed up.
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Hi, Dad.
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Hi, son!
How are you... Ew!
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Dad, look.
I made fish sticks.
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They're burned on the outside,
but they're frozen on the inside,
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so it balances out.
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Yeah, good.
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That raccoon stole my lamb chop!
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Let's have a little quality time together,
just you and me.
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That's sweet.
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Guess what. There's
a new place at the mall
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that puts your picture
on a t-shirt.
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I got two dollars off
because mine got smeared.
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Ew. Hey, we haven't
watched TV in a while.
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Tonight, Eye on Springfield
takes a look...
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at the secret affairs of Kennedy,
Eisenhower, Bush and Clinton.
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Did fooling around
on their wives make them great?
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We'll find out next when we play
"Hail to the Cheat."
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The Burmese melon fly
has over 1,000 sex partners...
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and suffers virtually no guilt.
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Ooh! Just do it.
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Examine your scalp for ringworm.
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Hello, hotline?
I'm very tempted by another woman.
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Homer Simpson,
that's a dilly of a pickle.
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Hey, let's conference you
with Marge?
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No!
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- Who are you?
- Homer, I'm your guardian angel.
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I've assumed the form of someone you would
recognize and revere, Sir Isaac Newton.
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- Sir Isa-who?
- Very well.
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Colonel Klink!
Did you ever get my letters?
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I'm not actually Colonel Klink.
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I'm just assuming his form.
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Did you know Hogan had tunnels
all over your camp?
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Homer! That's not
why I'm here.
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My job is to show you
how miserable life would be
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if you married Mindy
instead of Marge.
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Ooh, I would live
in a big mansion?
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- I'm so happy, darling.
- I as well.
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- Are you happy, Jeeves?
- Yes, sir. Quite.
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- Then we're all happy.
- Let's get out of here.
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Sure, life is good for you,
but what about Marge?
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Marge lives here?
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Madam President,
your approval rating is soaring.
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This dream is over.
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Hey, you, get out of my office!
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Nerd!
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You're goofy-looking.
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Whoa!
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- What the hell?
- Shh!
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- What is this place?
- The refuge of the damned.
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A place where we can work
on our extra-credit assignments
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without fear of reprisal.
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Come, you must be tired
from the chase.
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Oliver, bring our friend a hard-boiled egg
and some prune juice.
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Finally, Bart's one of us.
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Excelsior!
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♪ Mindy, you came
and you gave without flaking ♪
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♪ But I sent you BENGAY ♪
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♪ Andy, you kissed me ♪
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♪ And stopped me
from something ♪
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♪ And I ♪
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Dad, why are you singing?
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Tell a lie. Tell a lie.
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Because I have a small role
in a Broadway musical.
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It's not much, but it's a start.
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Bravo.
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- Are you hiding something from me?
- Like what?
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Judging from your song,
you're infatuated
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with a woman named Mindy
or a man named Andy.
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- Lisa, look out behind you!
- Dad, I'm not gonna fall for that.
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No, Lisa, I swear to you!
I'm 100% completely serious!
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You've gotta turn around
right now before it's too late!
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Sucker!
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"Mindy, because of our
uncontrollable attraction,
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I think we should avoid
each other from now on."
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"Max, what I did,
I did because of alcohol and anger."
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"I'm tired of these jokes
about my giant hand.
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The first such incident
occurred in 1956 when"...
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- Hi, Homer.
- Mindy! -
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No, I'm sweating
like Roger Ebert.
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Mu... Murphy, youse...
You are a elf...
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Uncontrollably, I think...
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Look at those two
inseparable chums, Smithers.
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That's exactly the teamwork we'd like to
showcase at this year's energy convention.
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- Are you sure, sir?
- Well, no one else seems to share
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the same spirit of camaraderie.
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Simpson, Simmons,
you two have been chosen
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to represent us at
the National Energy Convention.
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Congratulations. You'll be spending two
nights together in glamorous Capital City.
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Wow! Capital City!
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The Windy Apple!
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Come on.
I'll get you the tickets.
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00:15:38,938 --> 00:15:42,191
This is the worst crisis
my marriage has ever faced!
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Colonel Klink,
why have you forsaken me?
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What is it? You have a question?
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Did you know Kinch had
a radio in the coffee pot?
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He did?
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TV's there, bathroom's there,
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and there's your king-sized bed
for...
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Hubba-hubba.
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Stop that!
I love my wife and family.
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All I'm gonna use this bed for
is sleeping, eating,
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and maybe building a little fort.
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That's it!
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Free mouthwash! Free shampoo!
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- Free shower curtain!
- Free shower curtain!
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- Mindy?
- Homer?
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Wow. If it weren't for this wall,
we'd be sleeping in the same bed.
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Yeah. Walls are a necessity
in today's society.
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Homer, I got a really wicked idea
that could get us into a lot of trouble.
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Mindy, we have to fight
our temptation.
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No, Homer. Let's do it.
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Let's call room service!
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Someone is charging room service
to the company, sir.
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Well, we'll just see about that.
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Fly, my pretties. Fly!
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Continue the research.
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- I can't believe we ordered so much.
- Something's missing.
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Ooh! One of the turkeys
fell behind the bed.
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Foot-long chili dog.
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It's a sign!
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Good news, honey.
Two weeks are up.
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You don't have to wear
your glasses anymore.
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And your scalp
and posture seem fine.
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Yes!
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Kids, did anyone pray
for giant shoes?
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- I did!
- Okilly-dokilly.
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00:18:08,504 --> 00:18:11,548
We've been doing a lot
of upper-body work on Bart.
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- Today, let's pound his kidneys.
- Yeah.
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♪♪ -Let's get...
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What gives?
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Gentlemen, the nerd
you knew is dead.
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Beat me, and you will be
beating one of your own.
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Whatever.
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00:18:40,327 --> 00:18:42,579
- So this stuff really works?
- Certainly does.
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Oh, well, lots of luck!
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Thanks for poisoning
the planet, bastard!
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- Get bent!
- No more Chernobyls!
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Go to hell!
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You know, I was a little worried about
coming to this convention with you.
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But I think as long as
we're not alone together...
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And now the moment
you've been waiting for.
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This year's king and queen
of energy are...
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Homer Simpson and Mindy Simmons.
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00:19:20,826 --> 00:19:24,621
Homer, Mindy, you've just won a romantic
dinner alone at Madame Chao's,
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the sexiest Chinese restaurant
in Capital City!
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- Is there any way to get out of this?
- No.
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What a perfect evening.
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00:19:42,389 --> 00:19:44,933
It was sure nice of them
to make us cheeseburgers.
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00:19:45,017 --> 00:19:46,185
Yeah.
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00:19:49,146 --> 00:19:51,440
"You will
find happiness with a new love."
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Even the Chinese are against me.
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00:19:55,235 --> 00:19:57,571
What's the point?
I can't fight fate.
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00:19:59,781 --> 00:20:03,493
Hey, we're out of
these "new love" cookies.
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00:20:03,577 --> 00:20:06,121
Well, open up the
"Stick with your wife" barrel.
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00:20:08,415 --> 00:20:11,877
Well, I guess
you'll wanna come in.
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- Okay.
- "Okay."
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This was a really
nice night, Homer.
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00:20:16,548 --> 00:20:18,467
Yeah, yeah.
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00:20:20,427 --> 00:20:24,556
- What's wrong?
- Yeah. Like you don't know.
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We're gonna have sex.
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Well, we don't have to.
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Yes, we do.
The cookie told me so.
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00:20:33,690 --> 00:20:36,860
Well, desserts
aren't always right.
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00:20:36,944 --> 00:20:38,570
But they're so sweet.
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00:20:38,654 --> 00:20:41,740
Homer,
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you don't have to do anything
you don't want to.
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Well, maybe I want to.
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But then I think about
Marge and the kids.
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00:20:52,459 --> 00:20:54,378
Well, not the boy.
He drives me nuts.
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- Sometimes I'd just like to...
- Homer,
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you know how I feel,
so it's up to you.
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Look in your heart.
I think you'll see what you want.
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♪♪
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- Baby.
- ♪ My darling, I ♪
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This was a wonderful idea,
Homie.
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♪ Can't get enough
of your love, babe ♪
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Hey, there's a turkey
behind the bed!
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Marge.
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00:21:39,047 --> 00:21:44,011
♪ Margie, you came
and you found me a turkey ♪
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♪ On my vacation
away from workie ♪
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Hubba-hubba.
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♪♪
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00:22:49,534 --> 00:22:50,619
Shh!
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00:22:53,663 --> 00:22:56,875
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