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♪ The Simpsons ♪
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D'
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Aah!
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Thirsting for a way to name the unnamable,
to express the inexpressible.
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Tell me more.
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Keep cool, Simpson.
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Be in the game
but not of the game.
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No es bueno.
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Winners don't use drugs.
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- Aw! I'm outta money.
- Don't say that out loud.
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Two Caucasian males
out of money in Sector 4.
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Go to Code Red.
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I'm sorry.
You'll have to leave.
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Man.
How are we supposed to kill
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the rest of the afternoon?
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You mustn't kill time, boys.
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You must cherish it.
Seize the day!
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Can I have some change
to go get loaded?
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Finally, a little quiet time
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to read some
of my old favorites.
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"Honey roasted peanuts.
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"Ingredients: salt,
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"artificial
honey-roasting agents,
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pressed peanut sweepings."
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Homer, I have to go out to
pick up something for dinner.
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- Steak?
- Money's too tight for steak.
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- Steak?
- Sure. Steak.
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The last peanut...
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Overflowing with the oil
and salt of its departed brothers.
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Something's wrong.
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Pointy.
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Eww! Slimy.
! Moving.
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Aha! Aw. Twenty dollars.
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I wanted a peanut.
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Twenty dollars
can buy many peanuts.
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Explain how.
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Money can be exchanged
for goods and services.
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Whoo-hoo! Whoa!
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♪♪
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Ow!
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Ow! Ow!
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You know,
this is wearin' a bit thin.
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You think so?
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- Bart! Look!
- Maybe a plane exploded.
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Our prayers have been answered.
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Hello, gents.
What will it be?
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Apu, give us a Super Squishee.
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One that's made
entirely out of syrup.
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Entirely ou...
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An all-syrup Super Squishee?
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S-such a thing
has never been done.
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Just make it happen.
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Dear.
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She won't hold!
She's breaking up!
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All done.
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If you survive,
please come again.
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It's so thick!
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Your turn, Bart.
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Whoa! That's good Squishee.
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What's it like,
Bart? Bart? Bart?
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Give me that!
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Okay. We're young, rich,
and full of sugar. What'll we do?
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Let's go crazy Broadway-style!
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Yeah!
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♪ Springfield, Springfield
It's a helluva town ♪
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♪ The schoolyard's up
and the shopping mall's down ♪
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♪ The stray dogs go
to the animal pound ♪
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- ♪ Springfield, Springfield ♪
- ♪ Springfield, Springfield ♪
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♪ New York, New York ♪
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- New York is thataway, man.
- Thanks, kid.
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♪ It's a helluva town ♪
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♪♪ -Whoa. Wow.
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Free goo.
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Hey! Don't bogart that Squishee!
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I don't know where
you magic pixies came from,
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but I like your pixie drink.
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♪♪
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My head.
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The remorse of the sugar junkie.
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I don't remember anything.
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Really? Not even this?
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No!
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I must have joined
the Junior Campers.
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The few, the proud, the geeky.
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Boy! A man on a Squishee bender
can sure do some crazy things.
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Not again?
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Okay, look.
I made a terrible mistake.
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I wandered into a Junior Camper
recruitment center,
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but what's done is done.
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I've made my bed, and now
I've gotta weasel out of it.
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I know you think the Junior Campers
are square and "uncool,"
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but they also do
a lot of neat things,
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like sing-alongs
and flag ceremonies.
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Marge, don't discourage the boy.
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Weaseling out of things
is important to learn.
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It's what separates us from the animals...
except the weasel.
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All I've gotta do is take
this uniform back after school.
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You're lucky. You only joined
the Junior Campers.
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I got a dirty word shaved
into the back of my head.
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What is it with
you kids and that word?
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I'm going to shave you bald,
young man,
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until you learn that hair is not a right...
It's a privilege.
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What's in the bag, wuss?
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Look.
Camper's pampers. Ha-ha!
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- Keep away!
- Keep away!
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- Keep away! Nyah-nyah-nya-nya-nyah!
- Keep away!
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Yeah, whatever.
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You better pretend you want
your uniform back, twerp.
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- Keep away!
- Keep away!
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No. Woe is me.
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My precious uniform.
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Guess what, class.
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Time for a surprise quiz?
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Well, that's not what I was gonna say,
but it's a good idea.
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Ha! Take out a sheet of paper.
Books under your desks.
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But I'm supposed to...
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I've gotta... I'm supposed to...
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Warren, I nearly forgot.
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All Junior Campers are excused
to attend their patrol meeting.
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Um, Mrs. Krabappel,
I'd love to stay,
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but this uniform carries
certain responsibilities.
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Hey, look! Sergeant Dork!
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- Ha-ha!
- Enjoy your test.
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Ha-ha... Aw.
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Hello, alternative to testing.
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Well, it's Bart Simpson. Come on in.
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You're just in time for
Sponge-Bath the Old Folks Day.
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Help yourself,
but stay above the equator.
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Now, just breathe into him
every three seconds.
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Make sure you form a tight seal
around his mouth.
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No!
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- Should I keep doing it?
- Well, sir, just apply
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a smidgen of peanut butter
to an ordinary pine cone,
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and you've got yourself
a makeshift bird feeder, sir.
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I'm outta here, man.
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Okay. Everybody take out your
Junior Campers pocketknives.
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You guys get to
play with knives?
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- Cool. A "spork."
- Don't hurt me!
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Ooh. Sorry, Bart.
That's a Neddy no-no.
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You're not allowed
to handle a pocketknife
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till you read this booklet
on knife safety and pass a test.
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Aw, who needs
a cruddy knife anyway?
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- Knives are boring.
- Whoa!
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When I say put your beer
on a coaster, I mean it!
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You call that a knife?
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This is a knife.
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Down I go.
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Hi, Bart.
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I'd gladly share these
sweet cookies with you,
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if only you would help me
remove this ribbon.
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- Here's a knife.
- Thank you.
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Now let's all share
the goodness.
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Share this.
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This man's appendix
is about to burst.
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Luckily, I have
my trusty pocketknife.
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Stand back!
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- Thank you, Dr. Hibbert.
- Don't thank me.
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Thank the knife.
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Seems like everywhere I look,
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people are enjoying knives.
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"Don't do what
Donny Don't does."
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They could've made this clearer.
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They won't let you have any fun.
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Well! If it isn't the leader
of the wiener patrol,
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boning up on his nerd lessons.
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Homer, you should be
more supportive.
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You're right, Marge. Good work, boy.
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♪ Egghead likes
his booky-wook ♪
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- Homer!
- Just tucking him in.
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Here you go...
Your rubber training knife.
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You've attained the rank
of Pussy Willow.
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Rubber knife?
This place is for wimps.
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Okay, kids. Now I'm gonna
teach ya how to trap wild animals.
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But this should only be used
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in a life-or-death situation.
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Ooh! Floor pie.
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I... Whoa!
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Jeez!
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Aw.
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Bart!
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Apple.
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♪ The Itchy and Scratchy Show ♪
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♪♪
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The guys who wrote this show
don't know squat.
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Itchy should've
tied Scratchy's tongue
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with a taut-line hitch,
not a sheet bend.
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Bart. Cartoons don't have
to be 100% realistic.
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Howdilly-hey, Camper Bart!
Ready for today's meeting?
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- You know-dilly know it, Neddy.
- Okilly-dokilly.
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Now, our annual father-son
rafting trip is next weekend.
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No.
Me bring Homer on a rafting trip?
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Duh, I'm the captain.
My son is Bart.
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- What an oaf.
- How embarrassing.
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I'm glad he's not my father.
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Warren, I know your dad
is in prison, but don't you fret.
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A special celebrity dad
has been arranged for ya.
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But my older brother
would like...
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Sorry, but I'm afraid Ernest Borgnine
has already been confirmed.
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Hiya!
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I'm sure you kids
know me best...
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as Sergeant Fatso Judson
in From Here to Eternity.
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How was jerk practice, boy?
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Did they teach you
how to sing to trees...
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and build crappy furniture
out of useless wooden logs?
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D'
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Stupid poetic justice!
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Actually, we were just planning
the father-son river-rafting trip.
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Heh-heh!
You don't have a son.
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Look. Homer won't wanna go.
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So just ask him,
and he'll say no.
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Then it'll be his fault.
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I don't wanna go. So if he asks
me to go, I'll just say yes.
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Wait! Are you sure
that's how this sort of thing works?
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Shut up, brain,
or I'll stab you with a Q-tip.
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Dad, I really want you to
come on this trip with me.
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Bart, I'd be delighted to
go on your trip with you.
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D'
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Aw, come on, kid. Quit cryin'.
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It'll be fun.
I promise.
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Arr! Here be a fine vessel,
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the yarest river-goin'
boat there be.
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I'll take it.
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Arr. I don't know
what I'm doin'.
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Okeydokey.
Everybody find a partner.
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Two dads to a raft.
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Please not Flanders. Please not Flanders.
Please not Flanders.
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Well, Homer, looks like
we're boat buddies?
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Want me to zinc your sniffer?
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I guess now we know why...
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they call 'em rapids
and not "slowpids?"
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You are not my son.
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Now, what happened to that
gosh-darn map I brought?
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Um, I don't know.
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But lucky for you,
somebody here is responsible.
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Hey! There's a new Mexico.
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Whoa, Nelly!
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Quick, Homer!
Which way do we turn?
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So many Krusty Burger locations.
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No time.
Matthew, Mark, Luke and John!
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Hey, where are the sissy
and the bald guy goin'?
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Paddle harder, Homer.
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- We gotta fight the current.
- Wrong again, Flanders.
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In a situation like this,
you just relax
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and let the current
take you back to land.
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D'
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♪♪ -♪ Sugar, do-do-do-do do-do ♪
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♪ Aw, honey, honey
do-do-do-do do-do ♪
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♪♪ -♪ You are my candy girl ♪
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♪♪
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Lousy piece of junk!
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00:16:00,960 --> 00:16:03,295
Hey! I got that
for my birthday.
252
00:16:03,379 --> 00:16:06,674
Now I have to face
stupid reality again.
253
00:16:06,757 --> 00:16:08,509
Flanders!
My socks feel dirty.
254
00:16:08,592 --> 00:16:10,427
- Give me some water to wash 'em.
- Again?
255
00:16:10,511 --> 00:16:14,098
Homer, we have to ration
the water carefully. It's our only hope.
256
00:16:14,181 --> 00:16:16,934
Pardon me,
Mr. Let's Ration Everything.
257
00:16:17,017 --> 00:16:18,477
What do you think
we're floatin' on?
258
00:16:18,560 --> 00:16:20,396
Don't you know the poem?
259
00:16:20,479 --> 00:16:24,024
"Water, water everywhere,
so let's all have a drink."
260
00:16:24,108 --> 00:16:28,070
- Homer! No!
- What does it matter?
261
00:16:28,153 --> 00:16:29,655
We're doomed.
262
00:16:29,738 --> 00:16:31,657
Wrong.
263
00:16:31,740 --> 00:16:35,244
We're saved!
Seagulls always stay near land.
264
00:16:35,327 --> 00:16:37,246
They only go out to sea to die.
265
00:16:39,123 --> 00:16:41,250
Whoo-hoo!
See that, boy?
266
00:16:41,333 --> 00:16:44,294
Your old man was right,
not Flanders.
267
00:16:44,378 --> 00:16:47,756
We are doomed.
In your face, Flanders!
268
00:16:47,840 --> 00:16:50,551
Well, at least Ned is trying.
What are you doing to help?
269
00:16:50,634 --> 00:16:53,554
Well, since you're all such
a big bunch of big ration babies,
270
00:16:53,637 --> 00:16:55,681
I'll just be in charge
of the rationing.
271
00:16:55,764 --> 00:16:57,141
Look here, boy.
272
00:16:57,224 --> 00:17:00,144
The secret is to take
tiny bites, like so.
273
00:17:06,984 --> 00:17:08,610
- Stop it!
- Stop it!
274
00:17:08,694 --> 00:17:10,863
Let go of my hand!
275
00:17:10,946 --> 00:17:13,282
D'
276
00:17:15,242 --> 00:17:17,536
Why couldn't I be
on one of the smart rafts?
277
00:17:17,619 --> 00:17:19,705
I bet they're having
the time of their lives.
278
00:17:19,788 --> 00:17:22,833
♪♪
279
00:17:28,630 --> 00:17:30,215
Shh! Shh, shh! Shh!
280
00:17:30,299 --> 00:17:31,967
I keep telling you, lady.
281
00:17:32,051 --> 00:17:34,511
Your husband and son have
to be missing for a week...
282
00:17:34,595 --> 00:17:36,055
before we can start searching.
283
00:17:36,138 --> 00:17:37,723
I'd like to help sooner.
I would,
284
00:17:37,806 --> 00:17:40,309
but we're very,
very busy down here.
285
00:17:40,392 --> 00:17:42,603
Heesh!
King me.
286
00:17:42,686 --> 00:17:44,605
Still no help.
287
00:17:44,688 --> 00:17:46,815
You know, it is cougar season,
288
00:17:46,899 --> 00:17:48,692
and those things
don't mess around.
289
00:17:53,989 --> 00:17:56,200
A rescue plane!
Get the flare gun!
290
00:17:56,283 --> 00:17:59,036
This ain't
one of your church picnic
291
00:17:59,119 --> 00:18:00,871
flare gun firings, Flanders.
292
00:18:00,954 --> 00:18:02,289
This is the real thing.
293
00:18:05,542 --> 00:18:08,295
D'All right.
Well, that's okay.
294
00:18:08,378 --> 00:18:11,048
When they come to rescue him,
they'll rescue us.
295
00:18:15,219 --> 00:18:16,512
D'
296
00:18:20,307 --> 00:18:21,642
Here's our chance.
297
00:18:21,725 --> 00:18:24,436
Dolphins always help
humans lost at sea.
298
00:18:29,441 --> 00:18:31,735
Come back!
Come back!
299
00:18:31,819 --> 00:18:34,238
We're done for.
300
00:18:34,321 --> 00:18:36,865
We're done for.
We're done-didilly done for!
301
00:18:36,949 --> 00:18:38,659
We're done-didilly-dodilly
302
00:18:38,742 --> 00:18:41,662
done-didilly-dodilly
done-didilly-dodilly done...
303
00:18:41,745 --> 00:18:43,872
Flanders!
Snap out of it!
304
00:18:43,956 --> 00:18:45,958
Thank you, Homer.
I don't know what got...
305
00:18:46,041 --> 00:18:48,418
Dad! I think he's okay.
306
00:18:48,502 --> 00:18:51,171
It's better...
307
00:18:51,255 --> 00:18:54,716
- to be safe than sorry.
- Dodilly...
308
00:18:54,800 --> 00:18:56,343
- Sorry.
- Didilly...
309
00:18:56,426 --> 00:18:58,762
- You see anything yet?
- Nothin', Captain.
310
00:18:58,846 --> 00:19:01,181
Somebody took all the beer
and cold cuts.
311
00:19:01,265 --> 00:19:04,309
That's it. I'm not even castin' off
until we go to the store.
312
00:19:07,437 --> 00:19:09,731
You know, Homer,
this cheese doodle
313
00:19:09,815 --> 00:19:12,151
is our last morsel of food.
314
00:19:12,234 --> 00:19:17,489
You'll thank me when we're
fryin' up a big, juicy fish.
315
00:19:17,573 --> 00:19:21,326
Godspeed, little doodle.
316
00:19:22,995 --> 00:19:25,164
He'll be back.
317
00:19:26,832 --> 00:19:29,877
Here, fishy, fishy, fishy.
318
00:19:29,960 --> 00:19:32,129
We're waiting.
319
00:19:35,507 --> 00:19:39,178
Son, there's something I was gonna
give you at the end of this trip,
320
00:19:39,261 --> 00:19:42,598
but, since we may not survive,
321
00:19:42,681 --> 00:19:44,600
I want you to have it now.
322
00:19:44,683 --> 00:19:48,562
A real Swiss Army knife. Cool!
323
00:19:48,645 --> 00:19:51,356
I stole it
from that Borgnine guy.
324
00:19:53,734 --> 00:19:56,653
Don't worry, kids. I'll take care
of him with my trusty...
325
00:20:00,199 --> 00:20:04,953
Um...
326
00:20:05,037 --> 00:20:07,080
Dad, I know I've been
a little hard on you
327
00:20:07,164 --> 00:20:09,166
the last couple of days.
328
00:20:09,249 --> 00:20:13,045
If I had the strength to lift my arms,
I'd give you a hug.
329
00:20:13,128 --> 00:20:15,047
Thanks, boy.
330
00:20:15,130 --> 00:20:17,424
Now, be careful when you... Oops.
331
00:20:25,682 --> 00:20:27,684
Dad, don't take this wrong,
332
00:20:27,768 --> 00:20:30,229
but your expression doesn't
fill me with confidence.
333
00:20:30,312 --> 00:20:32,981
The foul stench of death
is upon us!
334
00:20:33,065 --> 00:20:35,984
Hamburger.
335
00:20:36,068 --> 00:20:39,196
Hey, wait!
I smell hamburgers, too.
336
00:20:41,240 --> 00:20:43,158
According to this map,
337
00:20:43,242 --> 00:20:46,286
there's a Krusty Burger
on an off-shore oil rig.
338
00:20:46,370 --> 00:20:48,622
That's what you're
smelling, Homer.
339
00:20:48,705 --> 00:20:51,500
If it weren't for this
blasted fog, we'd be saved.
340
00:20:51,583 --> 00:20:54,169
Never mind the fog!
That way!
341
00:20:54,253 --> 00:20:56,463
Steer.
There isn't much time!
342
00:21:01,176 --> 00:21:04,221
We're takin' a bath on this.
343
00:21:04,304 --> 00:21:07,474
We tried to tell ya
these are unmanned oil rigs.
344
00:21:07,557 --> 00:21:10,394
Aw, close the damn thing down.
No one's ever gonna come.
345
00:21:12,145 --> 00:21:15,524
Give me 700 Krusty Burgers!
346
00:21:15,607 --> 00:21:17,901
You want fries with that?
347
00:21:17,985 --> 00:21:20,445
You did it, Dad! You saved us!
348
00:21:20,529 --> 00:21:22,322
I'm proud you're my father.
349
00:21:22,406 --> 00:21:24,283
Go away. Eating.
350
00:21:25,742 --> 00:21:27,536
Well, it sure is lucky...
351
00:21:27,619 --> 00:21:30,914
we stumbled upon this old,
abandoned summer camp.
352
00:21:30,998 --> 00:21:32,916
Yeah.
353
00:21:33,000 --> 00:21:36,420
- Hey, how about a song?
- Okay. Yeah.
354
00:21:36,503 --> 00:21:40,299
♪ There was a farmer
had a dog ♪
355
00:21:40,382 --> 00:21:43,093
♪ And Bingo
was his name-o ♪
356
00:21:43,176 --> 00:21:45,345
♪ B-I-N-G-O ♪
357
00:21:45,429 --> 00:21:47,973
♪ B-I-N-G-O ♪
358
00:21:48,056 --> 00:21:50,058
♪ B-I-N-G-O ♪
359
00:21:50,142 --> 00:21:52,853
♪ And Bingo was his name-o ♪
360
00:22:00,068 --> 00:22:02,404
♪♪
361
00:22:45,822 --> 00:22:46,865
Shh!
362
00:22:49,910 --> 00:22:53,121
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