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♪ The Simpsons ♪
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D'
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Aah!
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All we own we owe.
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All we own we owe.
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Shh!
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All we own we owe.
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All we own we owe.
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♪ Tra-la-la la-la-la ♪
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♪ Tra-la-la-la-la ♪
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I am the happiest boy there is.
Aren't I, Bobo?
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Happy! Come here, Happy.
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Yes, Mummsy?
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Happy, would you like to
continue living with us,
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your loving natural parents?
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Or would you rather live
with this twisted, loveless billionaire?
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Let's roll.
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Wait! You forgot your bear,
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a symbol of your lost
youth and innocence!
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Well.
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At least we still have
his little brother, George.
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♪ Bum-bum-bum bum ♪
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♪ The sun shines bright
on my old Kentucky home ♪
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♪ Bum-bum-bum bum ♪
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Trust me, it'll be funny
when I'm an old man.
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I want my teddy.
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Bobo. Bobo.
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It's you.
The bedpan's under my pillow.
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Who's Bobo, sir?
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Bobo?
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I meant Lobo.
Sheriff Lobo.
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They never should have
canceled that show.
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I see.
On another topic,
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preparations for your
birthday have begun.
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- I won't get what I really want.
- No one does.
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♪ Happy birthday,
Mr. Smithers ♪
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Lobo. Lobo.
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Bring back Sheriff Lobo!
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Lobo. Lobo!
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What, Homie?
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No, Burns' birthday!
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- What's wrong?
- Every time Mr. Burns has a birthday,
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all his employees have to
help out at the party.
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And I always get some
terrible job.
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Where is that dreaded piñata?
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Missed me.
Heh heh.
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It's not funny.
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And the one in my pants
really hurts.
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That man who's getting all those
laughs, Smithers, who is he?
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Homer Simpson, sir.
One of the carbon blobs
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from sector 7G.
But I don't think that...
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I want this Simpson fellow
to perform comedy at my party.
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I must harness his
fractured take on modern life.
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Fine, sir. I'll get him started
on some snappy Sinbad-esque material.
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I'm so funny.
This is gonna be great.
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What are you doing?
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I'm writing a delicious
send-up of Mr. Burns
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for his birthday party.
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Is "poo-poo" one word or two?
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I don't think it's a good idea
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to humiliate
your boss on his birthday.
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Actually, Mom, a tweaking
of Mr. Burns' foibles,
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if done with
the greatest of care,
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could earn Dad a special
place in the old man's heart.
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Well, I also do
a delightful impression of him.
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I paint a frowny face on
my butt and pull down my pants.
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Yeah!
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Now, I'm not saying Mr. Burns
is incontinent...
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Incontinent.
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Too rich.
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Does either of you know
what "incontinent" means?
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- Lisa, don't spoil our fun.
- Come on, dear, it's time to go.
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Okay, stupid.
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Homer, you've got to
stop insulting everyone,
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especially your boss.
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Marge, the comedy roast
is an American tradition.
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It's what gives us the freedom
to criticize our social betters.
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Hey, Flanders,
you smell like manure!
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Better cancel
that dinner party tonight.
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Thanks for the nose news,
neighbor.
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Hey. No one-termers.
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You too?
Hey, I know a good yogurt place.
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Get away from me, loser.
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Ladies and gentlemen,
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I give you
"Montgomery Burns: The Life."
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Bobo.
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Here are several fine young men
who I'm sure are gonna go far.
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Ladies and gentlemen,
The Ramones.
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These minstrels will
soothe my jangled nerves.
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I'd just like to
say this gig sucks.
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Hey, up yours, Springfield.
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One, two, three, four!
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♪ Happy birthday to you ♪
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- ♪ Happy birthday ♪
- ♪ Happy birthday to you ♪
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- ♪ Happy birthday ♪
- ♪ Happy birthday, Burnsy ♪
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♪ Happy birthday to you ♪
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Go to hell, you old bastard.
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Hey, I think they liked us.
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Have the Rolling Stones killed.
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- Sir, those aren't...
- Do as I say.
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Stinks. Piffle.
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Dust Buster? Yeech.
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Sir, I've arranged
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for the people of Australia
to join hands tonight
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and spell out your
name with candles.
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There's a satellite hookup
on that monitor,
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if you'll just turn
your head slightly.
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Bah, no time. Next!
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I have some sad news to report.
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A small puppy,
not unlike Lassie,
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was just run over in the parking lot.
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And now it's time for the comedy
stylings of Homer Simpson.
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♪♪
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Are you ready to laugh?
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That poor dog.
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I said, are you ready to laugh?!
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Quiet, you awful man.
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- You know, Mr. Burns is so cheap...
- What?
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I... I mean, you know,
Mr. Burns is so old...
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How dare you!
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Woo-hoo. Tough crowd.
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Better bring out the big guns.
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Here's an impression
of Mr. Burns
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that you might find
a little cheeky.
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I'm Mr. Burns. Blah-blah-blah.
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Do this, do that.
Blah-blah-blah.
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I think I'm so big.
Blah-blah-blah.
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Destroy him.
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Blah-blah-blah.
Look at me...!
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This party is over.
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Where did I lose them?
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I'll never wiggle my bare butt
in public again.
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I'd like to believe that
this time.
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I really would.
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Bart, run down to the store and get
a big bag of ice for your father.
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Yes'm. Dad,
I know you're discouraged,
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but please, don't deny
the world your fat can.
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Don't worry, boy.
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She'll be ready
for your Aunt Selma's birthday.
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I knew it.
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Look at all the wonderful
things you have, Mr. Burns.
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King Arthur's Excalibur. The only
existing nude photo of Mark Twain.
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And that rare first draft
of the Constitution
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with the word "suckers" in it.
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- Yes, yes, yes. So what?
- You want your bear, Bobo, don't you?
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Liar! I'll give you
the thrashing of a lifetime!
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Resistance is futile.
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God, how I want my bear.
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But he's gone.
Gone forever.
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I'd give anything to know
what happened to him.
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Why, put some grease in your
garter, Lindy. You're late!
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This is all your fault.
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You've gotta start selling this
for more than $1 a bag.
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We lost four more men
on this expedition.
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If you can think of a better way
to get ice, I'd like to hear it.
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- He's got us there.
- Beats me.
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Hey, Apu, this bag of ice
has a head in it.
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Ooh, a head bag.
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Those are chock-full of...
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head-y goodness.
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Hey, it's a teddy bear.
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Ew, gross.
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It's probably diseased
or something.
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Here, Maggie.
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Here's something
that should cheer you up, sir.
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It's me, sir. Bobo.
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Hug me. Squeeze me.
Tug at my fur.
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Ooh! Enough.
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Stop this grotesque charade.
Now, find my teddy.
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And, leave the costume.
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The Burns bear, perhaps the most
valuable "wittle" bear in the world
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could be anywhere.
It could be in your house.
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You could be
looking at it right now.
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It could be right in front
of your face as I'm saying this,
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waggling back and forth, perhaps
being held up by a loved one.
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Maggie, I'm trying to watch TV.
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Put that moldy old bear down.
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Moldy? Old?
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I'm gonna get something to eat.
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Well, it's not your original bear,
of course. hey!
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But it is programmed to be
just as cuddly.
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Aw, doggone it.
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It's supposed to be...
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doing a little dance.
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- Get the bear off.
- I got him.
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Trying to turn it off.
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No. Bear want to live.
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Son of a...! D'
Stupid stair!
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How long have we had these fish?
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Wait, the bear.
Burns' bear.
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"Bobo." It's Mr. Burns' bear,
all right.
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Well, Burns isn't getting this
back cheap, I can tell you that.
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He's gonna have to give me
my own recording studio.
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♪ Two all-beef patties,
special sauce, lettuce, cheese ♪
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♪ Pickles, onions
on a sesame seed bun ♪
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Homer, you're drooling
on the mike again.
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I think we should just
give him the bear
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that he cherishes so much.
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Better sew that eye back on.
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No, let's send Burns
the eye in the mail.
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He'll pay more money if he
thinks the bear's in danger.
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Yes, we'll send the eye.
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I'm sure he'll offer us
a fair reward.
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And then we'll
make him double it.
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Well, why can't I be
greedy once in a while?
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Bobo. My beautiful Bobo.
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I promise I'll never
leave you behind again.
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Yes.
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Naturally, I can't pay you
much of a reward
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because I'm strapped for cash.
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As you can see, this old
place is falling apart.
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But I'm sure we can come
to an understanding.
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Yes, sir.
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Reject the first offer.
Reject the first offer.
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May I offer you a drink?
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Sorry, Burns. No deal.
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Don't worry, Smithers.
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He's playing hardball now,
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but it won't take him
long to crack.
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I gotta call Burns.
I gotta call Burns!
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Maybe I can still
get that drink.
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Dad, the longer he has to wait,
the more he'll pay.
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Right. That makes sense.
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Yah!
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No! No! Let me go!
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I knew you'd come crawling back.
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- How much do you want?
- $1 million
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and three Hawaiian islands.
Good ones. Not the leper one.
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Done.
Now give me that bear.
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Woo-hoo! I'm rich!
Rich, I tells you!
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Here you go.
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It seems to be stuck.
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Bad baby. Bad Maggie.
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Give me the bear.
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The bear. The bear.
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Here you go, Maggie.
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The deal's off, Mr. Burns.
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The bear stays here.
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You've made a mistake, Simpson.
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Big deal.
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Who needs his money?
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We're getting by okay.
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Son. You gotta help me.
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I hit three people
on the way over here,
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and I don't have any insurance.
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So how's about you?
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Excellent shot, Smithers.
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I'll be squeezing my Bobo
in no time.
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Howdy, gents.
What can I diddily-do you for?
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Remember Smithers,
in and out in 18 seconds.
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- More cocoa, Mr. Burns?
- Yes.
252
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Sixty-four slices
of American cheese.
253
00:15:13,329 --> 00:15:15,915
Sixty-four.
254
00:15:15,998 --> 00:15:19,126
Sixty-three.
255
00:15:19,209 --> 00:15:21,754
Two.
256
00:15:23,547 --> 00:15:27,134
One.
257
00:15:27,217 --> 00:15:30,387
Have you been up all night
eating cheese?
258
00:15:30,471 --> 00:15:32,681
I think I'm blind.
259
00:15:32,765 --> 00:15:34,016
Wha?
260
00:15:34,099 --> 00:15:35,893
Good day to you.
261
00:15:37,311 --> 00:15:39,647
Excuse me, we wanted
to see the geek
262
00:15:39,730 --> 00:15:41,982
who valued the happiness of
his children more than money.
263
00:15:42,066 --> 00:15:43,484
Right here.
264
00:15:43,567 --> 00:15:46,612
You said his head was
the size of a baseball.
265
00:15:46,695 --> 00:15:48,781
My life can't get any worse.
266
00:15:48,864 --> 00:15:50,425
Homer Simpson,
report for much worse duties.
267
00:15:50,449 --> 00:15:51,449
D'
268
00:15:54,203 --> 00:15:56,163
- After lunch, can I whip you?
- Nope.
269
00:15:56,246 --> 00:15:57,414
Aw, no fair.
270
00:15:59,249 --> 00:16:01,669
I wonder what makes it turn.
271
00:16:01,752 --> 00:16:03,837
Who cares?
272
00:16:03,921 --> 00:16:06,966
Maggie, I know you
like the bear,
273
00:16:07,049 --> 00:16:09,635
but wouldn't you be just as
happy playing with...
274
00:16:09,718 --> 00:16:11,887
this box?
See, Maggie?
275
00:16:11,971 --> 00:16:13,472
See the fun box?
276
00:16:18,644 --> 00:16:20,813
No! My box. My box!
277
00:16:22,189 --> 00:16:25,067
I think we need
a new hair dryer.
278
00:16:25,150 --> 00:16:28,487
Marge, you must hate me
for not taking Mr. Burns' money.
279
00:16:28,570 --> 00:16:31,657
I don't hate you.
I'm proud of you.
280
00:16:31,740 --> 00:16:33,325
You came through
for your daughter
281
00:16:33,409 --> 00:16:35,202
when she needed you the most.
282
00:16:35,285 --> 00:16:37,079
Aw, thanks, Marge.
283
00:16:37,162 --> 00:16:40,791
But it'll take a lot more than that
to comfort this tortured soul.
284
00:16:42,084 --> 00:16:43,752
Hey, boxy. Heh heh heh.
285
00:16:43,836 --> 00:16:44,962
Give me that.
286
00:16:45,045 --> 00:16:46,045
Aw.
287
00:16:46,088 --> 00:16:48,048
♪ 2 plus 2 is 4 ♪
288
00:16:48,132 --> 00:16:51,677
♪ 2 plus 2 is 4,
♪ 2 plus 2 is 4 ♪
289
00:16:53,512 --> 00:16:56,473
I can see why this is
so popular. Look at him.
290
00:16:56,557 --> 00:16:57,766
♪ 2 plus 2 is 4 ♪
291
00:16:59,226 --> 00:17:02,730
Give me my bear, Simpson.
292
00:17:02,813 --> 00:17:07,860
It's The Soul
Mass Transit System.
293
00:17:07,943 --> 00:17:10,738
Give it to me.
294
00:17:10,821 --> 00:17:13,949
El yo-yo es grandé.
295
00:17:14,033 --> 00:17:15,242
Ai, chihuahua.
296
00:17:15,325 --> 00:17:16,994
As you can see, Simpson,
297
00:17:17,077 --> 00:17:19,038
I have taken over
all 78 channels.
298
00:17:19,121 --> 00:17:21,415
And you won't see any of
your favorite shows again
299
00:17:21,498 --> 00:17:22,708
until you give in.
300
00:17:22,791 --> 00:17:25,419
- Whoa, that bites.
- Holy crap.
301
00:17:25,502 --> 00:17:27,212
What's that you say?
302
00:17:27,296 --> 00:17:29,214
You can live without television
303
00:17:29,298 --> 00:17:32,384
- as long as you have beer?
- That's right.
304
00:17:32,468 --> 00:17:34,762
Wrong. All beer trucks
305
00:17:34,845 --> 00:17:36,847
heading towards Springfield
have been diverted.
306
00:17:36,930 --> 00:17:39,308
This town will be
as dry as a bone.
307
00:17:39,391 --> 00:17:42,394
And if the rest of you beer-swilling
tube jockeys out there
308
00:17:42,478 --> 00:17:46,774
have a problem with this,
talk to Homer Simpson.
309
00:17:52,237 --> 00:17:55,866
Homer, give him what he wants.
310
00:17:55,949 --> 00:17:57,701
Barney, leave me alone.
311
00:17:57,785 --> 00:17:59,161
Whoops!
312
00:18:04,041 --> 00:18:05,834
My old man can't get a beer
313
00:18:05,918 --> 00:18:07,669
because his old man
won't give a bear
314
00:18:07,753 --> 00:18:10,297
to another old man.
Let's get him!
315
00:18:10,380 --> 00:18:12,591
Wait. Why are
we getting him?
316
00:18:12,674 --> 00:18:16,220
Look, fellas. The first
snapdragon of the season.
317
00:18:16,303 --> 00:18:19,973
- Never mind. Let's just get him.
- Yeah!
318
00:18:20,057 --> 00:18:21,225
♪♪
319
00:18:21,308 --> 00:18:23,185
Smithers, I'm home.
320
00:18:25,354 --> 00:18:27,064
What? Already?
321
00:18:28,482 --> 00:18:29,525
Yes.
322
00:18:31,652 --> 00:18:34,404
Is it my imagination,
or is TV getting worse?
323
00:18:34,488 --> 00:18:37,574
It's about the same.
! Look out, Smithers!
324
00:18:39,952 --> 00:18:41,370
I love this show.
325
00:18:44,706 --> 00:18:48,794
Well, well, look who's
come to apologize.
326
00:18:48,877 --> 00:18:51,421
Come on, let's go in there
and get the bear.
327
00:18:51,505 --> 00:18:52,923
Yeah!
328
00:18:58,428 --> 00:19:00,055
Ha! I got it.
329
00:19:05,060 --> 00:19:06,770
Aw, jeez, will you look at that?
330
00:19:13,819 --> 00:19:15,195
What have we become?
331
00:19:15,279 --> 00:19:18,448
We've given the word "mob"
a bad name.
332
00:19:27,875 --> 00:19:29,293
Well, what should we do now?
333
00:19:29,376 --> 00:19:32,379
Hey, everybody,
let's go sing at the hospital.
334
00:19:32,462 --> 00:19:34,173
♪ For we've got... ♪
335
00:19:34,256 --> 00:19:35,924
♪ High hopes ♪
336
00:19:36,008 --> 00:19:39,094
♪ We've got high hopes ♪
337
00:19:41,305 --> 00:19:44,474
Simpson, look what
you've reduced me to.
338
00:19:44,558 --> 00:19:46,643
Please. Please.
339
00:19:46,727 --> 00:19:49,688
But, Mr. Burns,
it's not my bear.
340
00:19:49,771 --> 00:19:51,398
It's Maggie's.
341
00:19:59,448 --> 00:20:02,659
So, good sand today?
342
00:20:03,869 --> 00:20:06,413
Well, I don't usually...
343
00:20:06,496 --> 00:20:08,207
Well, just this once.
344
00:20:08,290 --> 00:20:09,291
Ew.
345
00:20:09,374 --> 00:20:12,836
Damn you, paparazzo.
346
00:20:12,920 --> 00:20:15,964
Well, Maggie, I've given
this a lot of thought.
347
00:20:16,048 --> 00:20:19,468
I'm sure we can come
to some sort of agreement.
348
00:20:25,849 --> 00:20:30,062
Beaten by an infant.
What could be more humiliating?
349
00:20:30,145 --> 00:20:31,855
What a scoop.
350
00:20:31,939 --> 00:20:33,982
Okay, Maggie.
You win.
351
00:20:34,066 --> 00:20:35,692
But I want you
to do something for me.
352
00:20:35,776 --> 00:20:37,694
Hang on to that bear.
353
00:20:37,778 --> 00:20:40,864
Don't make the same
mistake I made.
354
00:20:49,623 --> 00:20:52,584
For me? Bobo?
355
00:20:53,710 --> 00:20:56,129
Smithers, I'm so happy.
356
00:20:56,213 --> 00:20:58,632
Something amazing has happened.
I'm actually happy.
357
00:20:58,715 --> 00:21:03,095
Take a note: From now on, I'm only
going to be good and kind to everyone.
358
00:21:03,178 --> 00:21:05,097
I'm sorry, sir,
I don't have a pencil.
359
00:21:05,180 --> 00:21:06,974
Don't worry.
I'm sure I'll remember it.
360
00:21:09,768 --> 00:21:11,937
Well, we didn't get any money,
361
00:21:12,020 --> 00:21:14,273
but Mr. Burns
got what he wanted.
362
00:21:14,356 --> 00:21:16,149
Marge, I'm confused.
363
00:21:16,233 --> 00:21:18,151
Is this a happy ending
or a sad ending?
364
00:21:18,235 --> 00:21:20,279
It's an ending.
That's enough.
365
00:21:22,781 --> 00:21:24,908
There you go.
366
00:21:24,992 --> 00:21:27,119
Bobo, reunited at last.
367
00:21:27,202 --> 00:21:30,831
But I can't help but wonder
what the future holds for you.
368
00:21:30,914 --> 00:21:34,167
Yes, wonder...
369
00:21:40,757 --> 00:21:42,467
D'D'
370
00:21:45,804 --> 00:21:47,806
Bobo, I know I say this
every century,
371
00:21:47,889 --> 00:21:50,392
but I'll never
leave you behind again.
372
00:21:53,562 --> 00:21:55,480
Wait for me, sir.
373
00:21:55,564 --> 00:21:56,564
Woof!
374
00:22:04,656 --> 00:22:07,409
♪♪
375
00:22:50,243 --> 00:22:51,745
Shh!
376
00:22:54,456 --> 00:22:57,084
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