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♪ The Simpsons ♪
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D'
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Aah!
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Ladies and gentlemen,
it's Up Late with McBain.
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I'm your announcer
Makrokuffen Fuerer Wolfkassel.
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And here's McBain.
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Ja, and thank you, ja.
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That's nice.
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Let's say hello
to my music guy, Scoey.
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That is some outfit, Scoey.
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It makes you look
like a homosexual.
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Whoa, maybe you all
are homosexuals too.
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This is horrible.
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The Fox network
has sunk to a new low.
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Lisa, you got a letter.
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It's from my pen pal, Anya.
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"Dear Lisa, as I write this,
I am very sad.
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Our president
has been overthrown, and..."
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"Replaced by
the benevolent General Krull.
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"All hail Krull
and his glorious new regime.
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Sincerely, little girl."
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You got a letter, too, Bart.
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♪ The Itchy and Scratchy Show ♪
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Bart, what's wrong with you?
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My God!
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Someone's trying to kill me!
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Wait. It's for Bart.
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This one's done
in different handwriting.
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I wrote that one
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after Bart somehow
put this tattoo on my butt.
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Ha-ha.
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But who'd want to hurt me?
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I'm this century's
Dennis the Menace.
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It's probably the person
you least suspect.
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That's good, Dad.
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I say we call Matlock.
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He'll find the culprit.
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It's probably
that evil Gavin Macleod
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or George "Goober" Lindsey.
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Grandpa, Matlock's not real.
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Neither are my teeth,
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but I can still eat
corn on the cob
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if someone cuts it off
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and smushes it
into a fine paste.
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Now that's good eatin'!
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I checked around.
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The girls are calling you
"Fatty fat-fat-fat,"
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and Nelson's planning
to pull down your pants,
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but nobody's trying to kill you.
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That's good.
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Fatty fat fat-fat.
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Fatty fatty fat-fat.
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All right. This is dedicated
to Bart Simpson
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with the message,
"I am coming to kill you
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slowly and painfully."
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♪ Wipeout ♪
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♪♪
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Bart, I'm going to get you...
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some ice cream at the store,
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since I'm saving so much money
on diet cola.
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Say your prayers, Simpson.
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Because the schools can't
force you like they should.
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Maude, these new finger razors
make hedge trimming
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as much fun
as sitting through church.
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You're going to be
my murder victim, Bart,
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in our school production
of Lizzy Borden
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starring Martin Prince as Lizzy.
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40 whacks
with a wet noodle, Bart.
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I'd like to help you, ma'am,
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but I'm afraid there's no law
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against mailing
threatening letters.
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I'm pretty sure there is.
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Hah! The day I take cop lessons
from Ma Kettle...
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Hey, she's right, Chief.
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Well, shut my mouth.
It's also illegal
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to put squirrels down your pants
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for the purposes of gambling.
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Boys, knock it off.
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Bart, I figured it out.
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Who's someone you've been making
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irritating phone calls to
for years?
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- Linda Lavin?
- No, someone who didn't deserve it.
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Hello. Moe?
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We know you're
the one behind this,
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so knock it off
or we're going to the cops.
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No, no.
I'll take care of it.
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Okay, it's over.
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Get them out of here.
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All right, andale, andale!
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You're out there somewhere.
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But where? Where?
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"Dear 'Life
in these United States, '
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a funny thing
happened to me..."
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Use a pen, Sideshow Bob.
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Parole granted.
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Next up for parole,
Bob Terwilliger,
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A.K.A. Sideshow Bob.
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Take care, Snake.
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May the next time we meet
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be under more felicitous
circumstances.
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Take care.
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Bah.
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Sideshow Bob has no decency.
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He called me Chief "Pig-ham."
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Now I get it. Good.
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Sideshow Bob tried to kill me
on our honeymoon.
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How many people in this court
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are thinking of killing her
right now?
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Be honest.
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She's always leaving
the toilet seat up.
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Robert, if released,
would you pose any threat
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to one Bart Simpson?
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Bart Simpson?
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Ha! The spirited little scamp
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who twice foiled my evil schemes
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and sent me to this dank,
urine-soaked hellhole?
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We object to the term
urine-soaked hellhole
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when you could have said
pee-pee soaked heckhole.
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Cheerfully withdrawn.
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What about that tattoo
on your chest?
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Doesn't it say,
"Die, Bart, Die"?
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No. That's German
for vie, Bart, vie.
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No one who speaks German
can be an evil man.
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Parole granted.
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Wow! Public library.
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Let's stay here
for a while, Vern.
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That man is so rude.
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Yeah.
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If you don't mind,
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we're trying to watch the mov...
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Hey, Vern.
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Help me get my head
out of this toilet.
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Really, now.
That's too much.
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Sideshow Bob!
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- You wrote me those letters.
- You awful man.
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Stay away from my son.
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I'll stay away
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from your son, all right.
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- Stay away forever.
- No.
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Wait a minute.
That's no good.
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Wait.
I've got a good one now.
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Marge, say,
"Stay away from my son" again.
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No!
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And turn and flex
and shake and bounce.
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And turn and flex
and shake and bounce.
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Now Sideshow Bob can't get in
without me knowing.
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And once a man is in your home,
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anything you do to him
is nice and legal.
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Is that so?
Flanders?
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Won't you join me in my kitchen?
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Doesn't work if you invite 'em.
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Hi-dily hey!
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- Go home.
- Toodle-ly doo.
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Now, don't you fret.
When I'm through,
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he won't set foot
in this town again.
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I can be very, very persuasive.
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- Come on. Leave town.
- No.
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I'll be your friend.
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- No.
- You're mean.
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The following
neighborhood residents
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will not be killed by me...
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Ned Flanders,
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Maude Flanders.
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Isn't that nice?
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Homer Simpson,
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Marge Simpson,
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Lisa Simpson,
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that little baby Simpson.
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That is all.
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Woo-hoo!
Did you hear, Bart?
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Don't worry, Mrs. Simpson.
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We've helped hundreds
of people in danger.
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We'll give you a new name,
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a new job, new identities.
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Whoo! I want to be John Elway.
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Elway takes the snap
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and runs it in for a touchdown!
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Thanks to Elway's patented
last-second magic,
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the final score
of Super Bowl XXX:
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Denver 7, San Francisco, 56.
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- Woo-hoo!
- I don't think this is such a good idea.
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This isn't just
because of Sideshow Bob.
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It's a chance to turn around
all our stinking lives.
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I'll be Gus,
the loveable chimney sweep.
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Clean as a whistle, sharp as a thistle.
Best in all Westminster. Yeah!
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- Shut up, boy.
- We have places
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your family can hide
in peace and security.
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Cape Fear, Terror Lake,
New Horror Field, Screamville.
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Ooh! Ice Creamville.
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No. Screamville.
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Tell you what, sir.
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From now on, you'll be
Homer Thompson at Terror Lake.
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Let's just practice a bit?
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When I say,
"Hello, Mr. Thompson,"
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- you'll say, "Hi."
- Check.
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Hello, Mr. Thompson.
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Remember now,
your name is Homer Thompson.
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- I got ya.
- Hello, Mr. Thompson.
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Now, when I say,
"Hello, Mr. Thompson"
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and press down on your foot,
you smile and nod.
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- No problem.
- Hello, Mr. Thompson.
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I think he's talking to you.
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- Here you go.
- What a cute convertible.
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You guys at the Bureau
thought of everything.
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Hey, look,
the F.B.I. Light Opera Society
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sings The Complete
Gilbert and Sullivan.
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♪ Three little maids
from school are we ♪
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♪ Pert as a schoolgirl
well can be ♪
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♪ Filled to the brim
with girlish glee ♪
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♪ Three little girls
from school ♪
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♪ Everything
is a source of fun ♪
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♪ Ha-ha-ha-ha,
ha-ha, ha-ha ♪
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Lousy speed bumps.
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Ooh!
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This coffee's too hot.
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Hey, kids, want to drive
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through that cactus patch?
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- Yeah!
- Yeah!
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No.
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Well, two against one.
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♪ The Thompsons ♪
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Wow, a houseboat.
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You know, the great thing is,
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if you don't like
your neighbors,
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you can just pull up the anchor
and sail someplace else.
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Homer, where's the dog?
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I tied him up out back.
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We've left it all behind.
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How can you make a clean break
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with your life?
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Relax, Marge.
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I tied up all the loose ends
before we left.
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Hello!
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Hello!
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You have my pills!
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Hello!
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I'm cold,
and there are wolves after me.
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Hello, Bart.
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Down here, Bart.
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What do you want?
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Surely there's no harm
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in laying in the middle
of a public street.
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Not the elephants! No!
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Mom, Dad, I saw Sideshow Bob,
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and he threatened to kill me!
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Bart, don't interrupt.
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Homer, this is serious.
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It is not.
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Roman numeral III:
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surprise boy in bed...
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and, disembowel him.
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No, I don't like
that "bowel" in there.
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Gut him.
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Le mot juste!
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Bart, you want some brownie
before you go to bed?
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Come on, let me cut you
a brownie while they're still hot.
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Dad, I'm kind of edgy right now.
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I'd appreciate you
not coming in my room
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screaming and brandishing
a butcher knife.
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Why?
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00:17:59,203 --> 00:18:00,954
Right.
262
00:18:01,038 --> 00:18:02,831
This Sideshow Bob thing.
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00:18:02,915 --> 00:18:04,541
I'm sorry, boy.
264
00:18:07,419 --> 00:18:10,547
Bart, you want to see my new
chainsaw and hockey mask?
265
00:18:11,673 --> 00:18:13,217
Sorry.
266
00:18:13,300 --> 00:18:15,427
What am I thinking?
267
00:18:35,656 --> 00:18:37,324
Hello, Bart.
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00:18:37,407 --> 00:18:38,784
Mom! Dad!
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00:18:38,867 --> 00:18:40,786
Your family can't help you now.
270
00:18:43,163 --> 00:18:46,583
No! Dad's been drugged.
271
00:18:46,667 --> 00:18:47,793
No, he hasn't.
272
00:19:11,150 --> 00:19:13,735
- Yeah.
- Well, Bart.
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00:19:13,819 --> 00:19:15,696
Any last requests?
274
00:19:15,779 --> 00:19:18,574
Well, there is one, but...
275
00:19:20,367 --> 00:19:22,995
- Nah.
- No, go on.
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00:19:23,078 --> 00:19:26,123
Well, you have such
a beautiful voice.
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00:19:26,206 --> 00:19:28,083
Guilty as charged.
278
00:19:28,167 --> 00:19:31,128
Anyway, I was wondering
if you could sing
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00:19:31,211 --> 00:19:34,006
the entire score
of the H.M.S. Pinafore.
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00:19:34,089 --> 00:19:35,799
Very well, Bart.
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I shall send you to heaven
before I send you to hell.
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And a-two and a-three and...
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♪ We sail the ocean blue ♪
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♪ And our saucy ship's
a beauty ♪
285
00:19:46,685 --> 00:19:49,104
♪ We are sober men,
and true ♪
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00:19:49,188 --> 00:19:51,523
♪ And attentive
to our duty ♪
287
00:19:51,607 --> 00:19:54,484
♪ I'm poor little buttercup ♪
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00:19:54,568 --> 00:19:56,612
♪ Poor little buttercup ♪
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♪ Though I could
never tell why ♪
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♪ What, never?
No, never ♪
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00:20:04,244 --> 00:20:06,330
♪ What, never? ♪
292
00:20:06,413 --> 00:20:08,165
♪ Hardly ever ♪
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♪ He's hardly ever
sick at sea ♪
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00:20:11,460 --> 00:20:16,340
♪ For he himself
has said it ♪
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00:20:16,423 --> 00:20:21,261
♪ And it's clearly
to his credit ♪
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00:20:21,345 --> 00:20:26,058
♪ That he is an Englishman ♪
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♪ He remains ♪
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♪ An Englishman ♪
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And now, the final curtain.
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Hold it right there,
Sideshow Bob.
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You're under arrest.
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00:21:01,051 --> 00:21:03,553
By Lucifer's beard!
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00:21:03,637 --> 00:21:07,557
Yeah. It's a good thing
you drifted by this brothel.
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00:21:10,310 --> 00:21:12,562
I knew I had to buy some time.
So I asked him
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to sing the score
from the H.M.S. Pinafore.
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Ooh, a plan fiendishly clever
in its in-tric-acies.
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00:21:18,944 --> 00:21:20,445
Take him away, boys.
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00:21:20,529 --> 00:21:22,114
Hey, I'm the chief here.
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00:21:22,197 --> 00:21:23,824
Bake him away, toys.
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00:21:23,907 --> 00:21:24,992
What did you say, Chief?
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00:21:25,075 --> 00:21:26,493
Do what the kid says.
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00:21:29,538 --> 00:21:33,041
It's so good to be home again.
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00:21:33,125 --> 00:21:35,836
Look what happened
without my pills!
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00:21:37,546 --> 00:21:40,132
Bart, run upstairs,
get Grampa's medicine.
315
00:21:40,215 --> 00:21:45,429
Not so fast. I want to court
this fair young maiden.
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00:21:45,512 --> 00:21:47,639
There's something
you should know about me.
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00:21:47,723 --> 00:21:49,891
I've got Steve
and Eydie tickets.
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I'm all yours!
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♪♪
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Shh!
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