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♪ The Simpsons ♪
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D'
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Aah!
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Take two!
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Take three!
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Human roaches feeding off
each other's garbage.
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The only thing
you can't buy here is dignity.
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Welcome, swappers,
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to the Springfield Swap Meet!
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Ich bin ein
Springfield Swap Meet patron.
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I need a drink and a shower.
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Oyster shells!
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Hand-painted to resemble
Lucille Ball!
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You'll love Oyster Lucy!
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Mr. Mooney, I just
got to meet Bob Cummings.
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Viv!
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Boy! Free trading cards.
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Wow!
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Joseph of Arimathea!
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Twenty-six conversions
in A .D. 46.
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Whoa! A Methuselah rookie card!
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Heh, heh. Well, boys,
who'd have thought
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learning about religion
could be fun?
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- Religion?
- Learning?
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- Let's get out of here!
- Hey!
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Wow! An original Malibu Stacy
from 1958.
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Yeah, they took her
off the market
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after some kid put
both his eyes out.
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My.
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Prisoner 24601.
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God...
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I wore this for two years
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in a Viet Cong
internment center.
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Never thought I'd see
the old girl again.
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Still fits.
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Small world?
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It is.
It really, really is.
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Ooh! Five cents each.
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Junk.
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Junk.
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The airplane's upside down.
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Stradi-who-vius?
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Your teenage son
or daughter will think
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this wishbone necklace
is really cool.
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I doubt my son or daughter
is that stupid.
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Nah.
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- What the hell's this?
- "Melvin and the Squirrels."
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Part of the Rodent Invasion
of the early'60s.
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♪ Put a feather in his cap ♪
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♪ And called it Rice-A-Roni ♪
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Melvin!
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Bart, look.
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It's Dad.
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Dad, when did you record
an album?
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I'm surprised
you don't remember, son.
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It was only eight years ago.
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Dad, thanks to television,
I can't remember
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what happened eight minutes ago.
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No, really, I can't.
It's a serious problem.
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What are we all laughing about?
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Who cares?
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Anyway, it all happened
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during that magical summer
of 1985.
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A maturing Joe Piscopo
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left Saturday Night Live
to conquer Hollywood.
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People Express introduced
a generation of hicks
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to plane travel.
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And I was in a barbershop
quartet.
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♪ Hello, hello ♪
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♪ Hello, hello ♪
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♪ Hello, my baby ♪
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♪ Hello, my honey ♪
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♪ Hello, my ragtime,
ragtime gal ♪
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Every afternoon
at Moe's, Chief Wiggum,
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Principal Skinner, Apu, and I
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would get together and sing.
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And the crowds went wild.
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Yoo-hoo!
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♪ Then you'll be left alone ♪
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Barbershop?
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That ain't been popular
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since aught-six, dagnab it.
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Bart, what did I tell you?
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No talking like a grizzled
1890s prospector, consarn it.
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Anyway, rock and roll
had become stagnant.
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"Achy Breaky Heart"
was seven years away.
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Something had to fill the void.
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And that something
was barbershop.
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♪ Good-bye ♪
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- ♪ Good-bye ♪
- ♪ Good-bye ♪
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♪ Good-bye ♪
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♪ Good-bye,
my Coney Island baby ♪
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That's my son up there.
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What, the balding fat ass?
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No, the Hindu guy.
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♪ Never to see you any ♪
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♪ Never gonna see you any ♪
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I'm going to nail that cop
right between the eyes.
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♪ Never to return again ♪
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Right after this song is over.
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♪ Good-bye,
my Coney Island babe ♪
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♪♪
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♪ Good-bye,
my Coney Island baby ♪
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♪ Farewell, my own true love ♪
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♪ True love, my baby,
I'm gonna go... ♪
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Ching, ching!
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You know, Reverend,
this really isn't a hymn.
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Ned, there's an oil stain
in the parking lot
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- that looks just like St. Barnabas.
- My stars.
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♪ Never to return again ♪
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- ♪ So, good-bye ♪
- ♪ Farewell ♪
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♪ Shop Quick-E-Mart and save ♪
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♪ Good-bye, my Coney Isle ♪
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♪ Good-bye, my Coney Isle ♪
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♪ Good-bye,
my Coney Island babe ♪
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Homer, I'm a theatrical agent.
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And I want to represent
your group.
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- Really?
- Yeah. You've got it.
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All except that police officer.
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Yuck! Too "Village People."
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- You have to replace him.
- Just leave it to me.
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Where we goin'? Where we goin'?
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Run along, boy.
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You're free now!
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No! No!
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No!
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Principal Seymour Skinner.
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Apu Nasapimapetalon.
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Never fit on a marquee, luv.
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From now on, your name is
Apu de Beaumarchais.
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That is a great dishonor to
my ancestors and my god, but okay.
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The next day, we started auditioning
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for Chief Wiggum's replacement.
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♪ Old MacDonald had a farm ♪
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♪ E-I-E-I-O ♪
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♪ And on this farm,
he had a chick ♪
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♪ The swingin'est chick
I know ♪
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♪ With a wiggle-wiggle here ♪
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♪ And a wiggle-wiggle there... ♪
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- Get off the stage.
- I want to, but I can't.
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♪ When you're alone ♪
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♪ And life is
gettin' you lonely ♪
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♪ Ye can always go ♪
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♪ Ach! "Doontown" ♪
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Next!
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♪ Theme ♪
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♪ From "A Summer Place" ♪
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♪ From "A Summer Place" ♪
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♪ The theme ♪
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♪ From "A Summer Place" ♪
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- ♪ It's the theme ♪
- Next!
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♪ If I could walk
with the animals ♪
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♪ Talk with the animals ♪
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♪ Run and squeak and squawk
with the animals ♪
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Good Lord!
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Dr. Dolittle is Chief Wiggum.
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This bird's going to fly.
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It was one lousy
applicant after another.
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And then...
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♪ Over in Killarney ♪
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♪ So many years ago... ♪
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- Such a voice.
- Who is that?
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♪ Me mother sang
this song to me ♪
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♪ In tones so soft and... ♪
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Barney!
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♪ Just a little Irish ditty ♪
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Barney! How'd you like
to sing for our group?
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Sure. Why not?
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Now, where's me toothpick?
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♪ Too-ra loo-ra loo-ra ♪
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♪ Too-ra loo-ra-li ♪
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Wiggum forever!
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Barney never!
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Wiggum forever!
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Barney never!
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Wiggum forever!
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♪ Sweet Adeline ♪
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♪ Sweet Adeline ♪
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♪ My Adeline ♪
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♪ My Adeline ♪
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Barney forever!
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Wiggum never!
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Barney forever!
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Wiggum never!
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Hey, those girls you paid
to scream are doing a great job.
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I didn't pay any girls
to scream.
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My, did we sound great!
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Only one question remains,
gentlemen.
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What do we call ourselves?
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How about...
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"Handsome Homer Simpson
Plus Three"?
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- I like it!
- Wait, I do not.
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We need a name
that's witty at first
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but that seems less funny
each time you hear it.
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How about "The Be Sharps"?
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Perfect.
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The Be Sharps.
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The Be Sharps.
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The Be Sharps.
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The Be Sharps.
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Ha, ha, ha.
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Heh, heh.
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Well, you can't blame
a guy for trying.
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Heh, heh... heh.
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Aw, you're all under arrest.
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- What did you kids get?
- I bought this cool pencil holder.
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Far out, man.
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I haven't seen a bong in years.
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No one bought
a wishbone necklace.
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Well, one of us made some money.
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I sold a guy our spare tire.
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D-
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It will be a long time
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before your mother gets back
with the tire,
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so why don't I tell you
more of the story?
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Now that we had a name,
the Be Sharps needed a hit...
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Something new, something exciting,
something mid-1980s.
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♪ There was nothing
in Al Capone's vault ♪
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♪ But it wasn't
Geraldo's fault ♪
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D-
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Look what I got.
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Now people will stop
intentionally ramming our car.
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"Baby on board."
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♪ Baby on board ♪
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♪ Something, something,
Burt Ward ♪
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This thing writes itself.
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♪ I'm telling you
it's mighty nice ♪
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♪ Each trip's a trip
to paradise ♪
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♪ With my ♪
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♪ Baby ♪
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♪ On board ♪
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Gentlemen, you've just recorded
your first number one.
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- Yes!
- Yes!
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Wait till I tell Marge.
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Yes.
Bouffant Betty.
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Well, I would prefer we kept
your marriage a secret.
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You see, a lot of women are going to
want to have sex with you,
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and, we want them
to think they can.
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Well, if I explain it
to Marge that way,
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I'm sure she'll understand.
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Come on, honey.
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It will only be till
we finish our tour of Sweden.
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♪♪
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♪ Baby on board ♪
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♪ How I adore ♪
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♪ That sign
on my car's windowpane ♪
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That's my boy Homer singing.
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Hmm. Paul Harvey's on.
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And that little boy
whom nobody liked
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grew up to be...
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Roy Cohn.
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Wow!
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And now you know
the rest of the story.
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♪ 'Cause I'm driving ♪
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♪ In the carpool lane ♪
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Squiddy,
I got nothing against you.
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I just heard there was gold
in your belly.
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♪ With my baby ♪
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♪ On board ♪
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Homer, you're going
to be famous.
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Yeah, but I'm not going
to let it change our lives.
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I'll be the same loving father
I've always been.
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- Have you seen Bart?
- I stuck him somewhere.
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Look what I got for you, Dad.
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00:14:03,467 --> 00:14:07,388
Hom...!
266
00:14:07,471 --> 00:14:08,514
Give me the key.
267
00:14:16,814 --> 00:14:19,149
I have a question
for Apu De Beaumarchais.
268
00:14:19,233 --> 00:14:21,068
Isn't it true that
you're really an Indian?
269
00:14:21,151 --> 00:14:24,071
By the many arms of Vishnu,
I swear it is a lie.
270
00:14:24,154 --> 00:14:26,407
Barney, how did you join
the group?
271
00:14:26,490 --> 00:14:28,784
They found me
on the men's room floor.
272
00:14:32,162 --> 00:14:34,164
Principal Skinner.
273
00:14:34,248 --> 00:14:36,166
You've been referred to
as "the funny one."
274
00:14:36,250 --> 00:14:38,711
Is that reputation justified?
275
00:14:38,794 --> 00:14:40,254
Yes. Yes, it is.
276
00:14:44,425 --> 00:14:46,677
- ♪ Be-hi... ♪
- ♪ Good-bye, my Coney Isle ♪
277
00:14:46,760 --> 00:14:48,363
- ♪ Be-ho... ♪
- ♪ Good-bye, my Coney Isle ♪
278
00:14:48,387 --> 00:14:51,181
♪ Good-bye,
my Coney Island girl ♪
279
00:14:51,265 --> 00:14:54,101
♪ Good-bye,
my Coney Island babe ♪
280
00:14:57,021 --> 00:14:58,564
Damn ceremonies.
281
00:14:58,647 --> 00:15:01,275
This is time
I could be working, Mommy.
282
00:15:01,358 --> 00:15:03,527
We'd like to dedicate
this next number
283
00:15:03,611 --> 00:15:05,571
to a very special woman.
284
00:15:05,654 --> 00:15:07,281
She's a hundred years old
285
00:15:07,364 --> 00:15:11,493
and she weighs over
200... tons.
286
00:15:11,577 --> 00:15:13,662
This enormous woman
will devour us all!
287
00:15:16,457 --> 00:15:18,417
I meant the statue.
288
00:15:18,500 --> 00:15:25,090
Okay, Gilligan, the Skipper,
and Chief Wiggum.
289
00:15:25,174 --> 00:15:27,217
"Name three castaways."
290
00:15:27,301 --> 00:15:29,929
- Hey!
- Ooh.
291
00:15:33,599 --> 00:15:35,351
Clancy, use the remote.
292
00:15:37,019 --> 00:15:38,437
Yeah.
293
00:15:38,520 --> 00:15:40,773
Can we talk about Chief Wiggum?
294
00:15:43,651 --> 00:15:46,362
We had fame and fortune.
Now all we needed
295
00:15:46,445 --> 00:15:49,490
was the approval
of record company lowlifes.
296
00:15:49,573 --> 00:15:52,993
And the Grammy for outstanding soul
297
00:15:53,077 --> 00:15:56,080
spoken-word, or barbershop
album of the year
298
00:15:56,163 --> 00:15:58,332
goes to...
299
00:15:58,415 --> 00:16:00,000
The Be Sharps!
300
00:16:03,921 --> 00:16:08,050
- Congratulations.
- David Crosby? You're my hero.
301
00:16:08,133 --> 00:16:10,719
- You like my music?
- You're a musician?
302
00:16:10,803 --> 00:16:15,182
Then came the greatest
thrill of my life.
303
00:16:15,265 --> 00:16:17,059
Hello, Homer.
I'm George Harrison.
304
00:16:17,142 --> 00:16:19,269
My God!
My God!
305
00:16:19,353 --> 00:16:21,647
Where did you get that brownie?
306
00:16:21,730 --> 00:16:23,250
Over there.
There's a big pile of them.
307
00:16:30,864 --> 00:16:32,116
Man.
308
00:16:32,199 --> 00:16:33,534
Wow, what a nice fellow.
309
00:16:38,122 --> 00:16:40,541
Lisa, did you see the Grammys?
310
00:16:40,624 --> 00:16:42,918
You beat
Dexy's Midnight Runners.
311
00:16:43,002 --> 00:16:44,795
Well, you haven't heard
the last of them.
312
00:16:44,878 --> 00:16:46,213
I miss you, Daddy.
313
00:16:46,296 --> 00:16:47,965
I miss you, too, honey.
314
00:17:00,769 --> 00:17:03,689
Here's that champagne
you ordered, Mr. Simpson.
315
00:17:03,772 --> 00:17:05,065
Thanks.
316
00:17:06,775 --> 00:17:07,860
Here.
317
00:17:07,943 --> 00:17:09,903
Wow! An award statue!
318
00:17:09,987 --> 00:17:12,698
It's a Grammy.
319
00:17:14,408 --> 00:17:16,452
Hey, don't throw
your garbage down here.
320
00:17:22,791 --> 00:17:25,461
Wow! Look at all this Be Sharps
merchandise.
321
00:17:25,544 --> 00:17:26,795
Lunch boxes,
322
00:17:26,879 --> 00:17:28,630
coffee mugs,
323
00:17:28,714 --> 00:17:31,050
funny foam.
324
00:17:31,133 --> 00:17:33,010
They took the foam off
the market,
325
00:17:33,093 --> 00:17:34,612
because they found out
it was poisonous.
326
00:17:34,636 --> 00:17:36,638
But if ask me,
if you're dumb enough to eat it,
327
00:17:36,722 --> 00:17:38,057
you deserve to die.
328
00:17:38,140 --> 00:17:40,059
- Bart!
- What?
329
00:17:40,142 --> 00:17:42,436
I can't believe
you're not still popular.
330
00:17:42,519 --> 00:17:44,396
What'd you do?
Screw up like the Beatles
331
00:17:44,480 --> 00:17:46,273
and say you were
bigger than Jesus?
332
00:17:46,356 --> 00:17:48,817
All the time. It was the title
of our second album.
333
00:17:50,736 --> 00:17:53,947
But we were about to learn
an iron law of show business...
334
00:17:54,031 --> 00:17:56,283
What goes up must come down.
335
00:17:56,366 --> 00:17:58,368
What about Bob Hope?
336
00:17:58,452 --> 00:18:00,454
He's been consistently popular
for over 50 years.
337
00:18:00,537 --> 00:18:01,455
So is Sinatra.
338
00:18:01,538 --> 00:18:03,957
Well, anyway, we were all
getting tired of...
339
00:18:04,041 --> 00:18:05,334
Dean Martin still packs them in.
340
00:18:05,417 --> 00:18:07,377
- Ditto Tom Jones.
- Shut up!
341
00:18:07,461 --> 00:18:09,338
With your father
on the road all the time,
342
00:18:09,421 --> 00:18:11,840
I tried to compensate
for his absence.
343
00:18:17,346 --> 00:18:18,347
Hi, kids.
344
00:18:18,430 --> 00:18:19,681
I love...
345
00:18:27,397 --> 00:18:28,732
Meanwhile, the group
346
00:18:28,816 --> 00:18:30,442
was having problems of its own.
347
00:18:30,526 --> 00:18:33,278
♪ For all the latest ♪
348
00:18:33,362 --> 00:18:35,322
♪ Medical poop ♪
349
00:18:35,405 --> 00:18:38,492
♪ Call Surgeon General ♪
350
00:18:38,575 --> 00:18:41,245
♪ C. Everett Koop ♪
351
00:18:41,328 --> 00:18:46,291
♪ Poo, poo, pa-doop ♪
352
00:18:46,375 --> 00:18:48,669
This is worse than
your song about Mr. T.
353
00:18:48,752 --> 00:18:52,673
I pity the fool
who doesn't like he.
354
00:18:52,756 --> 00:18:55,384
- And where's Barney?
- He's with his new girlfriend,
355
00:18:55,467 --> 00:18:58,011
the Japanese conceptual artist.
356
00:19:00,347 --> 00:19:03,100
Barbershop is
in danger of growing stale.
357
00:19:03,183 --> 00:19:06,979
I'm taking it
to strange, new places.
358
00:19:07,062 --> 00:19:09,106
Number eight.
359
00:19:09,189 --> 00:19:10,357
Number eight.
360
00:19:10,440 --> 00:19:12,484
Number eight.
361
00:19:12,568 --> 00:19:14,111
Number eight.
362
00:19:14,194 --> 00:19:15,779
Number eight.
363
00:19:15,863 --> 00:19:18,949
Then came the day
we knew we were finished.
364
00:19:19,032 --> 00:19:21,618
Gentlemen, this magazine
just came out
365
00:19:21,702 --> 00:19:23,787
with its "What's hot
and what's not" issue.
366
00:19:23,871 --> 00:19:26,248
- Are we hot?
- We are not.
367
00:19:26,331 --> 00:19:29,251
We all went our separate ways.
368
00:19:29,334 --> 00:19:32,129
Well, William, I'm back.
369
00:19:32,212 --> 00:19:34,381
So how did you
spend your summer?
370
00:19:34,464 --> 00:19:36,216
I made millions in software
371
00:19:36,300 --> 00:19:38,844
and lost it at the track, och!
372
00:19:40,387 --> 00:19:41,722
It may not be glamorous,
373
00:19:41,805 --> 00:19:43,640
but it's good, honest work.
374
00:19:43,724 --> 00:19:45,851
- How much is this quart of milk?
- 12 dollars.
375
00:19:47,477 --> 00:19:49,605
Hey, Barney, what will it be?
376
00:19:49,688 --> 00:19:51,064
I'd like a beer, Moe.
377
00:19:51,148 --> 00:19:52,774
I'd like a single plum
378
00:19:52,858 --> 00:19:54,359
floating in perfume,
379
00:19:54,443 --> 00:19:55,777
served in a man's hat.
380
00:19:55,861 --> 00:19:57,112
Here you go.
381
00:19:57,196 --> 00:19:58,822
Hey, fellas, I'm back.
382
00:19:58,906 --> 00:20:00,199
That's great.
383
00:20:00,282 --> 00:20:01,825
Your replacement
was getting tired.
384
00:20:03,827 --> 00:20:06,038
Hey, Queeny, you can go now.
385
00:20:06,121 --> 00:20:08,290
I'll give her a good home.
386
00:20:08,373 --> 00:20:09,833
And I did.
387
00:20:11,376 --> 00:20:14,296
I'll never forget
my five and a half weeks
388
00:20:14,379 --> 00:20:16,798
- at the top.
- Man, that's some story.
389
00:20:16,882 --> 00:20:18,642
But there are still
a few things I don't get.
390
00:20:18,717 --> 00:20:21,303
Like, how come we never
heard about this until today?
391
00:20:21,386 --> 00:20:23,031
Yeah, and what happened
to the money you made?
392
00:20:23,055 --> 00:20:24,532
Why haven't you hung up
your gold records?
393
00:20:24,556 --> 00:20:27,017
Since when could you
write a song?
394
00:20:27,100 --> 00:20:30,062
There are perfectly good answers
to those questions,
395
00:20:30,145 --> 00:20:32,564
but they'll have to wait
for another night.
396
00:20:32,648 --> 00:20:33,815
Now off to bed.
397
00:20:50,040 --> 00:20:52,501
I can't remember the last time
we were all together.
398
00:20:52,584 --> 00:20:55,170
Last year on that stupid
Dame Edna special.
399
00:20:55,254 --> 00:20:57,506
And a-one and a-two
400
00:20:57,589 --> 00:20:58,674
and a-three.
401
00:20:58,757 --> 00:21:00,008
♪ Ba-bom, bom, bom ♪
402
00:21:00,092 --> 00:21:03,595
♪ Baby on board ♪
403
00:21:03,679 --> 00:21:06,515
♪ How I've adored ♪
404
00:21:06,598 --> 00:21:07,975
♪ That sign ♪
405
00:21:08,058 --> 00:21:09,685
♪ On my car's ♪
406
00:21:09,768 --> 00:21:11,520
♪ Windowpane ♪
407
00:21:11,603 --> 00:21:14,231
Hello! Human fly here.
408
00:21:14,314 --> 00:21:16,775
Come on! I stayed up all night
409
00:21:16,858 --> 00:21:18,360
dyeing my underwear.
410
00:21:18,443 --> 00:21:19,945
Extra, extra!
411
00:21:20,028 --> 00:21:22,447
Be Sharps sing on rooftop!
412
00:21:22,531 --> 00:21:23,824
What?
Give me one of those.
413
00:21:23,907 --> 00:21:25,492
Wait a minute.
414
00:21:25,575 --> 00:21:27,369
There's nothing in here
about the Be Sharps.
415
00:21:27,452 --> 00:21:29,788
- Come back here!
- Ha-ha!
416
00:21:33,834 --> 00:21:35,794
It's been done.
417
00:21:35,877 --> 00:21:37,754
♪ That window sign can't ♪
418
00:21:37,838 --> 00:21:39,423
♪ Be ignored ♪
419
00:21:39,506 --> 00:21:40,632
Pretty, Chief?
420
00:21:40,716 --> 00:21:44,344
It sure is, Lou.
It sure is.
421
00:21:44,428 --> 00:21:45,637
Get the tear gas.
422
00:21:45,721 --> 00:21:48,307
♪ A trip to paradise ♪
423
00:21:48,390 --> 00:21:51,727
♪ With my baby ♪
424
00:21:51,810 --> 00:21:55,647
♪ On board ♪
425
00:22:00,694 --> 00:22:03,155
I'd like to thank you
on behalf of the group,
426
00:22:03,238 --> 00:22:04,823
and I hope we passed
the audition.
427
00:22:09,745 --> 00:22:11,872
I don't get it.
428
00:22:11,955 --> 00:22:14,458
♪♪
429
00:22:46,198 --> 00:22:47,324
Shh.
430
00:22:50,243 --> 00:22:53,580
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