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♪ The Simpsons ♪
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D'
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Aah!
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Products you could only
imagine before.
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The S.S. Microwave.
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My crepes are done.
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The Doggy Doorman.
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Good evening, Rex.
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And Mobilier...
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The chandelier for your car.
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Whoa!
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All On: I can't believe
they invented it!
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Hello, everybody.
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I'm Troy McClure,
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star of such films
as "'P' is for Psycho"
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and "The President's
Neck is Missing."
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But now I'm here to tell you
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about a remarkable
new invention.
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Until now, this was the only
way to get juice from an orange.
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You mean there's a better way?
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But that's all changed,
thanks to the Juice Loosener.
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Let's meet the inventor,
Dr. Nick Riviera.
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Hello, Troy.
Hi, everybody.
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Hi, Dr. Nick.
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Troy, would you like
a glass of orange juice?
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I sure would,
but won't we have to pay
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those outrageous
grocery store prices
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for something the farmer
probably spit in?
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Not anymore!
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All thanks to the
new Juice Loosener.
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Doctor, are you sure it's on?
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I can't hear a thing!
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It's whisper quiet!
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You got all that
from one bag of oranges?
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That's right.
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Order now
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and you'll also get Sun and Run,
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the suntan lotion
that's also a laxative.
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Got to get a juicer.
Got to drink juice, lose weight.
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Won't get chest pains from
answering the phone anymore.
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Please don't tell the supervisor
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I have the flu.
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I've been working
with a shattered pelvis
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for three weeks.
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My Juice Loosener
is never going to come.
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Hey, Dad, this came
for you in the mail.
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Whoo-hoo!
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Mother, get an extra
special hug ready.
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I bought you a new juicer.
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Good Lord!
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Flu germs entering
every orifice in my head.
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Happy birthday.
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Happy birthday.
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What the..?
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The dreaded Osaka flu
has hit Springfield
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with over 300 cases
now reported.
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Now over to Arnie Pie
with Arnie in the Sky.
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Route 401 is going
around and around
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and around and around
and around.
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And look out at the corner
of 12th and Main
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because I'm gonna be sick.
Woop...
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Okay, Mr. Sun.
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Gimme what you got.
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98.6.
You're fine.
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Now hurry up,
or you'll miss your bus.
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Maybe you'd better take
that temperature one more time.
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Sarge, we keep getting orders
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to let the virus win.
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Must be a school day.
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Lay down your arms.
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All right!
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Let's make some pus.
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And now, for an emergency
announcement from the mayor.
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People of Springfield,
because of the epidemic,
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I have canceled my
vacation to the Bahamas.
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I shall not leave the city...
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Hey, you!
Get that steel drum
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out of the, mayor's office.
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Sorry, mon.
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Smithers, this plague
doesn't scare me.
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I've constructed a germ-free
chamber for myself.
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Not a single microbe
can get in or out.
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Who the devil are you?
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Don't panic. Just come up
with a good story.
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My name is Mr. Burns.
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D'
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We need a cure!
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We need a cure!
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Why, the only cure is bed rest.
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Anything I give you
would only be a placebo.
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Where do we get these placebos?
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Maybe there's some
in this truck.
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I'm cured!
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I mean, ouch!
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Dad, Todd's speaking in tongues!
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I wish he were, Rod.
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I pray for the day, but I...
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I'm afraid he's just delirious from fever.
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Neddy, why has God forsaken us?
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I can't imagine
what we could have done to...
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No!
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Hey, Peg, you got to take
better care of the house.
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These plants are
all lifeless and limp.
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Maybe they'd feel more
at home in the bedroom, Al.
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The network slogan is true.
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"Watch Fox and be damned
for all eternity."
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Mom, can you
bring me more O.J.?
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Can you get me some of
those Flintstones chewable morphine?
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There's no such thing.
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Marge, the boy
is wasting valuable time.
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Come change
the channel and pat my head.
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In a minute!
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But I'll miss Sheriff Lobo.
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And get me a bottle of bourbon.
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Grandpa, you know
you can't have liquids
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after 3:00 p.m.
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You can stir it into my mush.
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Either way, just gimme,
gimme, gimme!
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Mom, I need
more O.J.
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Flintstones chewable morphine!
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I'll miss Sheriff Lobo.
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Mom, I need more O.J.!
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Flintstones chewable morphine!
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I'll miss Sheriff Lobo.
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- O.J.!
- Morphine!
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- Lobo!
- O.J.!
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- Morphine!
- Lobo.
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And a bottle of aspirin please.
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The aspirin is 24.95.
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24.95?!
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I lowered the price
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because an escaped mental patient
tampered with the bottle.
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Dear! The alarm
must be broken.
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If you could just move
a bit to your left.
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8'6...
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Sanjay, help
Mrs. Simpson with her bag.
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And while you're at it...
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Mrs. Simpson,
you did not pay for this bottle
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of Colonel Kwik-e-Mart's
Kentucky Bourbon.
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No, I...
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I guess I didn't.
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All right, come out
with your hands up,
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two cups of coffee,
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an auto freshener
that says "Capricorn,"
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and something
with coconut on it.
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Now, Marge, you've come
to the right place.
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By hiring me as your lawyer,
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you also get this
smoking monkey.
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Better cut down there, Smokey.
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Mr. Hutz...
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Look, he's taking another puff!
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Mr. Hutz, this was
all a misunderstanding.
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I didn't mean to take anything.
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Now don't you worry,
Mrs. Simpson.
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I...
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We've drawn Judge Snider.
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Is that bad?
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Well, he's had it in for me
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ever since I kinda
ran over his dog.
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You did?
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Well, replace the word "kinda"
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with the word "repeatedly,"
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and the word
"dog" with "son."
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Look, Marge,
I'll just talk to Apu,
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and I'm sure
he'll be reasonable.
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Apu!
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I'd like you to drop
the charges against my wife.
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No offense, but we're
putting that bitch on ice!
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Now, come on!
I'm your best customer.
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I'm sorry, Mr. Homer,
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but it is the policy
of the Kwik-e-Mart,
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and its parent corporation
Nordyne Defense Dynamics,
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to prosecute shoplifters
to the full extent of the law.
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Don't tell anyone,
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but Marge Simpson was
arrested for shoplifting.
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Let the word go forth
from this time and place,
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Marge Simpson is a shoplifter.
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Hey!
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In other news, the chick
in "The Crying Game"
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is really a man.
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I mean, man,
is that a good movie.
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And last Christmas,
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Marge made us gingerbread men,
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and there was a hair in one.
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Well, I'll let you in
on a little secret
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about Marge Simpson.
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She's got webbed toes.
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Eww, that's gross.
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Puh-lease.
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Now, Marge don't you worry.
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We've all had our
brushes with the law.
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Are you Ed Flanders?
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No. Ned Flanders.
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My mistake.
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I'll never have
that problem again.
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Um... will you excuse me
while I go and freshen up?
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I'll follow her.
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Just wash your hands
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and get out.
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Ladies and gentlemen of the jury
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who do you find more attractive,
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Tom Cruise or Mel Gibson?
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What is the point of all this?
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Your honor, I feel so confident
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of Marge Simpson's guilt
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that I can waste
the court's time
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by rating the superhunks.
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Ooh, he's going to win.
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Mr. Hutz!
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Now, Mrs. Lovejoy,
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could you tell us
a little about Marge Simpson?
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Well, as the wife
of the minister,
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I'm privy to a lot of
sensitive information.
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And here it is.
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Marge's husband
doesn't earn much,
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and the family's a mess
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and quite frankly,
I think she, um...
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Let the record show
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that the witness made
the drinky-drinky motion.
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And if we freeze on frame 138,
we distinctly see
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a puff of blue hair
coming from the grassy knoll.
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Now, Apu, Mrs. Simpson
claims that she forgot
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she was carrying
that bottle of...
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delicious bourbon,
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brownest of the brown liquors.
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So tempting.
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What's that?
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You want me to drink you?
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But I'm in the middle
of a trial.
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Excuse me.
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Hello, David?
I'm really tempted.
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Just take it one day at a time,
and know that I love you.
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I love you, too, man.
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So, Mr. Nahasapeemapetilon,
if that is your real name
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have you ever
forgotten anything?
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No.
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In fact, I can recite pi
to 40,000 places.
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The last digit is one.
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Pie.
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Well, if you never
forget anything
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tell me this:
What color tie am I wearing?
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You are wearing
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a red and white striped club tie
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in a half-Windsor knot.
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I am, am I?
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Is that what you think?
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Well, if that is what you think,
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I have something to tell you.
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Something that may shock
and discredit you.
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And that thing is as follows:
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I'm not wearing a tie at all.
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But if I am wrong about that,
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maybe I am wrong
about Mrs. Simpson.
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No further questions.
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Kids, I got a crazy feeling
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your mom's not going to prison.
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You're a latter-day
Clarence Darrow.
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Was he the black guy
on "The Mod Squad"?
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Mr. Hutz, when I grow up,
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I want to be a lawyer
just like you.
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Good for you, son.
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If there's one thing
America needs,
263
00:14:40,796 --> 00:14:42,423
it's more lawyers.
264
00:14:42,506 --> 00:14:45,718
Can you imagine a world
without lawyers?
265
00:14:45,801 --> 00:14:48,137
♪♪
266
00:14:51,181 --> 00:14:54,184
And so, ladies
and gentlemen of the jury,
267
00:14:54,268 --> 00:14:56,228
I rest my case.
268
00:14:56,312 --> 00:14:59,899
Mr. Hutz, do you know
you're not wearing any pants?
269
00:14:59,982 --> 00:15:02,109
What?
270
00:15:04,069 --> 00:15:06,530
I move for a bad court thingy.
271
00:15:06,614 --> 00:15:08,157
You mean a mistrial?
272
00:15:08,240 --> 00:15:10,242
Yeah. That's why
you're the judge
273
00:15:10,326 --> 00:15:12,244
and I'm the law-talking guy.
274
00:15:12,328 --> 00:15:13,913
- The lawyer.
- Right.
275
00:15:13,996 --> 00:15:16,332
The foreman will pass the
verdict to the bailiff.
276
00:15:19,168 --> 00:15:21,837
This verdict is written
on a cocktail napkin.
277
00:15:21,921 --> 00:15:23,714
And it still says "guilty."
278
00:15:23,797 --> 00:15:26,884
- And "guilty" is spelled wrong.
- Eep.
279
00:15:26,967 --> 00:15:29,845
Will the foreman please
read the real verdict?
280
00:15:29,929 --> 00:15:31,931
We find the defendant guilty.
281
00:15:33,349 --> 00:15:34,600
Marge Simpson,
282
00:15:34,683 --> 00:15:37,186
I sentence you to
30 days in prison.
283
00:15:37,269 --> 00:15:39,855
Next case, the National
Council of Churches
284
00:15:39,939 --> 00:15:41,857
v. Lionel Hutz.
285
00:15:41,941 --> 00:15:44,109
Right. That thing.
286
00:15:45,569 --> 00:15:47,446
You're still my hero, Mom.
287
00:15:47,529 --> 00:15:50,950
Now you kids be good
while mother's in prison.
288
00:15:51,033 --> 00:15:52,201
Don't worry, Mom.
289
00:15:52,284 --> 00:15:53,911
I'll bust you out of there
290
00:15:53,994 --> 00:15:56,074
just as soon as I get
a cocktail dress and a crowbar.
291
00:15:59,792 --> 00:16:02,962
Bartina, until I met you,
292
00:16:03,045 --> 00:16:06,090
I was the loneliest warden
in the penal system.
293
00:16:06,173 --> 00:16:07,716
Fresh.
294
00:16:09,635 --> 00:16:11,637
Down I go.
295
00:16:17,226 --> 00:16:19,144
I'll be fine, dear.
296
00:16:19,228 --> 00:16:21,271
Marge, I'm going
to miss you so much,
297
00:16:21,355 --> 00:16:23,482
and it's not just the sex.
298
00:16:23,565 --> 00:16:25,401
It's also the food preparation,
299
00:16:25,484 --> 00:16:28,529
your skill with stains
of all kinds,
300
00:16:28,612 --> 00:16:31,365
but mostly I'll miss
how lucky you make me feel
301
00:16:31,448 --> 00:16:32,866
each and every morning.
302
00:16:32,950 --> 00:16:35,285
I'll miss you, too, Homie.
303
00:16:38,622 --> 00:16:41,917
With her behind bars,
our store is secure.
304
00:16:47,464 --> 00:16:50,217
I'm taking this thing to Mexico.
305
00:17:05,607 --> 00:17:06,942
Knock, knock.
306
00:17:07,026 --> 00:17:10,029
I'm Marge Simpson,
your new cellmate.
307
00:17:10,112 --> 00:17:11,363
I'm Phillips.
308
00:17:11,447 --> 00:17:12,966
They call me that
'cause I killed my husband
309
00:17:12,990 --> 00:17:14,575
with a Phillips head
screwdriver.
310
00:17:18,287 --> 00:17:20,873
It's so nice
not to have to cook.
311
00:17:20,956 --> 00:17:23,125
You mean your husband
never cooked for you?
312
00:17:23,208 --> 00:17:25,878
Well, once.
313
00:17:30,090 --> 00:17:32,885
Homer, I don't think
this fish is quite dead yet.
314
00:17:32,968 --> 00:17:34,303
Marge, please.
315
00:17:34,386 --> 00:17:36,263
I'm having enough trouble
with the lobsters.
316
00:17:36,346 --> 00:17:37,931
D'
317
00:17:42,019 --> 00:17:44,188
My goodness.
318
00:17:44,271 --> 00:17:45,731
That's Tattoo Annie.
319
00:17:50,652 --> 00:17:52,404
I don't understand.
320
00:17:52,488 --> 00:17:54,907
It's one of those
Mad Magazine fold-ins.
321
00:17:58,118 --> 00:17:59,620
Amazing.
322
00:17:59,703 --> 00:18:01,413
Now, kids, while
your mother's gone,
323
00:18:01,497 --> 00:18:03,540
I don't want to have
to wash any dishes,
324
00:18:03,624 --> 00:18:06,794
so from now on drink straight
from the faucet or milk carton,
325
00:18:06,877 --> 00:18:09,463
and we'll eat while standing
over the sink or toilet.
326
00:18:09,546 --> 00:18:10,798
Who's gonna change Maggie?
327
00:18:10,881 --> 00:18:13,217
We're gonna let her
roam free in the backyard,
328
00:18:13,300 --> 00:18:15,052
and nature will take its course.
329
00:18:15,135 --> 00:18:18,138
Excuse me, but I think
if we all do our fair share
330
00:18:18,222 --> 00:18:20,057
we can keep this house clean.
331
00:18:26,897 --> 00:18:29,983
Dad, we're running out
of clean clothes.
332
00:18:30,067 --> 00:18:33,320
It seems like I've been wearing
this same red dress forever.
333
00:18:33,403 --> 00:18:34,822
Go up to the attic.
334
00:18:34,905 --> 00:18:36,657
There's a whole trunk
of clothes up there.
335
00:18:40,285 --> 00:18:42,788
All right!
Bologna and cheese!
336
00:18:42,871 --> 00:18:44,248
What do you got, Bart?
337
00:18:44,331 --> 00:18:45,707
Pack of sugar,
338
00:18:45,791 --> 00:18:48,210
and peanut butter smeared
on a playing card.
339
00:18:48,293 --> 00:18:51,547
Ha-ha! Your mom's
a jailbird.
340
00:18:51,630 --> 00:18:52,631
So's yours.
341
00:18:52,714 --> 00:18:54,758
Yeah.
Let's play.
342
00:19:00,264 --> 00:19:02,724
Mom, I've missed you so much.
343
00:19:02,808 --> 00:19:05,185
Honey, I've missed you too.
344
00:19:05,269 --> 00:19:08,397
Homer, is that
an old Halloween costume?
345
00:19:09,982 --> 00:19:11,066
No.
346
00:19:11,150 --> 00:19:14,027
So, how are things at home?
347
00:19:14,111 --> 00:19:15,779
We flushed a gator
down the toilet,
348
00:19:15,863 --> 00:19:18,073
but it got stuck halfway,
and now we have to feed it.
349
00:19:18,157 --> 00:19:21,160
I'll bet you want a piece of me.
350
00:19:21,243 --> 00:19:22,523
Well, you ain't going to get it.
351
00:19:22,578 --> 00:19:24,830
See? Ha-ha-ha!
352
00:19:26,748 --> 00:19:27,541
Hey!
353
00:19:27,624 --> 00:19:29,126
Gosh darn it.
354
00:19:32,754 --> 00:19:36,091
Honey, I don't know
what you're feeling right now,
355
00:19:36,175 --> 00:19:38,385
so I don't want
to push anything.
356
00:19:38,468 --> 00:19:41,847
We can just hold hands
or sit and talk.
357
00:19:48,896 --> 00:19:51,899
Do you have any of those
delicious marshmallow squares?
358
00:19:51,982 --> 00:19:54,276
Sorry, Marge Simpson
makes those.
359
00:19:54,359 --> 00:19:56,069
Darn.
360
00:19:58,155 --> 00:20:00,490
$15 short.
361
00:20:00,574 --> 00:20:04,494
Exactly what Marge Simpson's
marshmallow squares bring in.
362
00:20:04,578 --> 00:20:06,872
Can we still afford
that statue of Lincoln?
363
00:20:06,955 --> 00:20:09,124
No, I'm afraid we'll have to
go with something cheaper.
364
00:20:10,375 --> 00:20:13,420
I, give you
our 39th president...
365
00:20:13,503 --> 00:20:15,297
Jimmy Carter.
366
00:20:15,380 --> 00:20:16,590
Come on.
367
00:20:16,673 --> 00:20:19,092
He's history's greatest monster.
368
00:20:35,609 --> 00:20:36,818
Release the dogs.
369
00:20:36,902 --> 00:20:38,779
Gee, they look pretty mad.
370
00:20:38,862 --> 00:20:41,281
Yeah, I've been
starving 'em, teasing 'em,
371
00:20:41,365 --> 00:20:42,532
singing off-key.
372
00:20:45,202 --> 00:20:48,205
No, no, no! Nice doggie!
373
00:20:48,288 --> 00:20:49,706
This never would have happened
374
00:20:49,790 --> 00:20:51,625
if Marge Simpson was here.
375
00:20:55,963 --> 00:20:57,089
Good-bye, Marge.
376
00:20:57,172 --> 00:20:58,215
I'll miss you.
377
00:20:58,298 --> 00:21:00,092
I hope you find somebody.
378
00:21:00,175 --> 00:21:03,220
Men are such slime,
but I'm seeing this new guy.
379
00:21:03,303 --> 00:21:04,596
I think he's different.
380
00:21:04,680 --> 00:21:06,932
Yoo-hoo!
381
00:21:07,015 --> 00:21:08,809
He says his name is Homer,
382
00:21:08,892 --> 00:21:11,019
and he works
at the nuclear plant.
383
00:21:12,771 --> 00:21:15,399
We've got to clean this up
before Mom gets back.
384
00:21:15,482 --> 00:21:16,858
No problemo.
385
00:21:16,942 --> 00:21:18,694
We'll just sweep it
all under the rug.
386
00:21:25,534 --> 00:21:26,827
Hey, watch it.
387
00:21:34,334 --> 00:21:36,878
I didn't expect all this.
388
00:21:36,962 --> 00:21:38,505
Well, we never
should have let you go.
389
00:21:38,588 --> 00:21:40,757
From now on I'll use
my gossip for good
390
00:21:40,841 --> 00:21:42,050
instead of evil.
391
00:21:42,134 --> 00:21:44,386
Three cheers for Marge Simpson.
392
00:21:44,469 --> 00:21:46,179
Hip, hip, hooray!
393
00:21:46,263 --> 00:21:49,391
Hip, hip, hooray!
Hip, hip, hooray!
394
00:21:49,474 --> 00:21:50,517
Now, Marge,
395
00:21:50,600 --> 00:21:52,978
we have a special treat for you.
396
00:21:56,273 --> 00:21:58,358
It's beautiful.
397
00:22:12,164 --> 00:22:14,541
♪♪
398
00:22:57,709 --> 00:22:58,709
Shh!
399
00:23:01,880 --> 00:23:04,966
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