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♪ The Simpsons ♪
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D'
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Aah!
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My friends,
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tonight, we unveil my most
diabolical creation...
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Swank.
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Ten times more addictive
than marijuana.
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Ooh!
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To human misery.
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Ice to see you.
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McBain!
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McBain.
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So glad you could make it.
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Have a salmon puff.
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All right.
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That is one evil dude.
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It's just a movie, son.
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There's nobody that evil
in real life.
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Smithers, where's
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that union representative?
He's 20 minutes late.
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I don't know, sir.
He hasn't been seen
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since he promised
to clean up the union.
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What the hell?
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Well, let's look
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at the contract ourselves?
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Benefits, perks,
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a green cookie on
St. Patrick's Day. Ho ho.
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It didn't use
to be this way, Smithers.
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No, it didn't use
to be this way at all.
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Come on, come on,
crack those atoms.
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You, turn out those pockets.
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Atoms. One, two,
three, fo...
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six of them.
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Take him away.
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You can't treat
the working man this way.
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One day we'll form a union,
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and get the fair and equitable
treatment we deserve.
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Then we'll go too far,
and get corrupt and shiftless,
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and the Japanese
will eat us alive.
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The Japanese?
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Those sandal-wearing
goldfish tenders?
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Ha ha! Bosh. Flimshaw.
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If only we had listened
to that boy
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instead of walling him up
in the abandoned coke oven.
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Well, I am going
to avenge my grandfather.
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We'll take on that greedy union
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and we'll get back our...
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dental plan.
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How often do you brush, Ralph?
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Three times a day, sir.
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Why must you turn my office
into a house of lies?
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You're right, I don't brush.
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I don't brush.
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Let's look at a picture book.
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That's enough!
That's enough!
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Dr. Wolfe likes to pull kids'
teeth so he can sell them.
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To who?
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Know that rattle
when you shake up spray paint?
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That's a kid's tooth.
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Maggie's teeth are coming
in crooked.
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Has she been sucking
on a pacifier?
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Um, not to my knowledge.
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Liar!
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I'm also afraid
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little Lisa is going
to need braces.
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No. I'll be
socially unpopular.
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More so.
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Are you sure, doctor?
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Well, judge for yourself.
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Here's Lisa today.
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Without treatment,
here's what she'll look like
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at age 11...
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age 14...
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age 17...
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and finally, age 18.
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Cool. She'll be a freak.
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Bart!
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We can stick her in a trailer,
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drive around the south,
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and charge two bits a gander.
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Now, stay tuned
for professional wrestling
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live from the Springfield
Grapplarium.
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Tonight, a Texas Death match...
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Doctor Hillbilly
versus the Iron Yuppie.
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One man will actually be
unmasked and killed in the ring.
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I hope they kill
that Iron Yuppie.
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Thinks he's so big.
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Homer, Lisa needs braces.
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Don't worry.
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We won a dental plan
in the strike of '88.
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That's where I got this scar.
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What do we want?
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More equitable treatment
in the hands of management!
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When do we want it?
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Soon!
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Where's my burrito?!
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Where's my burrito?!
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Where's my burrito?!
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Then I got this scar
sneaking under the door
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of a pay toilet.
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Welcome brothers of local 643.
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As you know, our president,
Chucky Fitzhugh,
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ain't been seen lately.
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We're all praying he'll
turn up soon, alive and well.
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All right, all right,
but seriously...
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we have to vote
on Burns' new contract.
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It's basically the same deal,
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except we get a free keg
of beer for our meetings.
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And in exchange for that,
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we have to give up
our dental plan.
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So long, dental plan.
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- Dental plan.
- Lisa needs braces.
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- Dental plan.
- Lisa needs braces.
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- Dental plan.
- Lisa needs braces.
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- Dental plan.
- Lisa needs braces.
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- Dental plan.
- Lisa needs braces.
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- Dental plan.
- Lisa needs braces.
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Bull's-eye!
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Thanks a lot, Carl.
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Now I've lost
my train of thought.
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Dental plan.
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Lisa needs braces.
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Dental plan.
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Lisa needs braces.
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If we give up our dental plan...
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I'll have to pay
for Lisa's braces!
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People, stop! We can't
give up our dental plan.
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Lenny, without that dental plan,
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you wouldn't have that
diamond in your tooth.
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Yoink!
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Hey!
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And Gummy Joe.
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Where would you be
without that dental plan?
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I wouldn't have old chomper here
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that's for sure.
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You know what I think
of this contract? This!
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Who is that firebrand, Smithers?
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That's Homer Simpson, sir.
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Simpson? New man?
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Actually sir, he thwarted
your campaign for governor.
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You ran over his son.
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He saved the plant
from meltdown.
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His wife painted you
in the nude.
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Doesn't ring a bell.
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Homer! Homer! Homer!
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I move that Homer Simpson
be our new union president.
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All in favor?
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Aye!
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All opposed?
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MAN: Nay.
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Congratulations, Homer.
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Hey, what does this job pay?
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Nothing.
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- D'
-Unless you're crooked.
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Whoo-hoo!!
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President of the union!
I'm so proud of you, Homie.
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This is your chance
to get a fair shake
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for the working man.
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And make lifelong connections
to the world of organized crime.
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Organized crime.
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Don Homer, I have baked
a special doughnut
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just for you.
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Grazie.
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Don Homer, my son, he has
trouble with the...
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Molto bene.
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That's-a nice-a doughnut.
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Do you think you can get
the dental plan back?
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Well, that depends on
who's a better negotiator...
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Mr. Burns or me.
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Dad, I'll trade you
this delicious doorstop
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for your crummy old Danish.
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Done, and done.
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D'
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Lisa and Marge,
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these braces
are invisible, painless,
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and periodically release
a delightful burst
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of Calvin Klein's
Obsession for teeth.
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Doctor, we don't have
a dental plan right now
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so we'll need something
a little more... affordable.
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These predate stainless steel,
so you can't get them wet.
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He's a worthy foe.
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Look at him, Smithers...
Exercising away
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while the others are off
at the candy machine.
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Hey, Lenny, can you get
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this Sugar Daddy off my back?
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Okay, but it's the last time.
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We don't have
to be adversaries, Homer.
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We both want
a fair union contract.
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Why is Mr. Burns
being so nice to me?
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And if you scratch my back,
I'll scratch yours.
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Wait a minute.
Is he coming on to me?
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I mean, if I should slip
something into your pocket,
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what's the harm?
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My God.
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He is coming on to me.
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After all, negotiations
make strange bedfellows.
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Sorry, Mr. Burns,
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but I don't go in for these
backdoor shenanigans.
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Sure, I'm flattered,
maybe even a little curious,
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but the answer is no.
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Lisa, so you won't be scared,
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I'll show you some
of the tools I'll be using.
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This is the scraper,
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this is the poker,
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and this happy little fellow
is the gouger.
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Now, the first thing
I'll be doing
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is chiseling some teeth
out of your jawbone.
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Hold still while I gas you.
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Look, fellas.
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It's Lisa in the sky.
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No diamonds, though.
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Look out for the campy drawing
of Queen Victoria!
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All: No!
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For the love of God, help us!
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- Help us!
- Help us!
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The mirror.
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The mirror!
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Honey, you look fine.
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Who is it?
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Goons.
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Who?
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Hired goons.
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Hired goons?
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Homer. I hope Crusher
and Low Blow didn't hurt you.
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You know, you could
have just called me.
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Yes, but the telephone
is so impersonal.
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I prefer the hands-on touch
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you only get with hired goons.
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Hired goons?
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This is the largest TV
in the free world.
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Aiee! Un gato malodoro!
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This is a thousand monkeys
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working at a
thousand typewriters.
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Soon, they'll have written
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the greatest novel
known to man. Let's see.
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"It was the best of times,
it was the blurst of times!"
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You stupid monkey!
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Shut up.
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And this is my basement.
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Gee, it's not as nice
as the other rooms.
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Yes, I really should stop
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ending the tour with it.
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Now, let's get down to business.
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Man,
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I really have to go
to the bathroom.
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Why did I have all that beer
and coffee and watermelon?
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Now, Homer, I know
what you're thinking,
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and I want to take
the pressure off.
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It doesn't take a whiz to see
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that you're looking out
for number one.
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Well, listen to me
and you'll make
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a big splash very soon.
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Which way to the bathroom?
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It's the 23rd door on the left.
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Nope.
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Nope.
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Nope.
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He wouldn't even hear me out.
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Find the bathroom all right?
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Yeah.
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Well, you've won
this round, Simpson.
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But I'll grind you
into the earth like a bug.
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Simpson, be a dear
and rub my legs
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till the feeling comes back.
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A bug, I tell you!
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A bug!
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00:14:34,081 --> 00:14:36,125
I'm going to resign.
268
00:14:36,208 --> 00:14:38,377
I don't know why they made
me union president
269
00:14:38,460 --> 00:14:39,628
in the first place.
270
00:14:39,712 --> 00:14:42,172
Because they love you
down at the plant.
271
00:14:42,256 --> 00:14:43,716
Yeah, you're right.
272
00:14:43,799 --> 00:14:46,719
Guys are always patting
my bald head for luck,
273
00:14:46,802 --> 00:14:49,555
pinching my belly to
hear my girlish laugh.
274
00:14:49,638 --> 00:14:52,391
That doesn't sound like
they like you at all.
275
00:14:52,474 --> 00:14:53,618
You know, I think you're right.
276
00:14:53,642 --> 00:14:55,060
First thing tomorrow morning,
277
00:14:55,144 --> 00:14:57,064
I'm going to punch Lenny
in the back of the head.
278
00:15:02,318 --> 00:15:03,861
Batten down those cowlicks.
279
00:15:03,944 --> 00:15:05,696
Straighten that part.
280
00:15:05,779 --> 00:15:07,406
Uncross those eyes, mister.
281
00:15:07,489 --> 00:15:08,489
But I can't!
282
00:15:08,532 --> 00:15:10,117
Sorry, Quigley.
283
00:15:10,200 --> 00:15:12,745
Come on, honey, smile.
284
00:15:12,828 --> 00:15:15,664
I bet you've got
a beautiful smile.
285
00:15:15,748 --> 00:15:17,666
Why don't you share it
with the world?
286
00:15:18,792 --> 00:15:20,753
There is no God!
287
00:15:22,671 --> 00:15:24,673
Fellow workers,
I've been meeting
288
00:15:24,757 --> 00:15:26,967
with Mr. Burns day and night
and I've had enough.
289
00:15:27,051 --> 00:15:29,011
Strike! Strike! Strike! Strike!
290
00:15:29,094 --> 00:15:30,554
All in favor of a strike?
291
00:15:30,638 --> 00:15:31,555
Aye!
292
00:15:31,639 --> 00:15:32,556
All opposed?
293
00:15:32,640 --> 00:15:33,641
MAN: Nay.
294
00:15:33,724 --> 00:15:35,059
Who keeps saying that?
295
00:15:37,519 --> 00:15:38,938
It was him.
296
00:15:39,021 --> 00:15:40,898
Let's get him, fellas.
297
00:15:53,327 --> 00:15:55,913
♪ Come gather 'round,
children ♪
298
00:15:55,996 --> 00:15:58,123
♪ It's high time ye learns ♪
299
00:15:58,207 --> 00:16:00,250
♪ 'Bout a hero named Homer ♪
300
00:16:00,334 --> 00:16:04,004
♪ And a devil named Burns ♪
301
00:16:04,088 --> 00:16:06,173
♪ We'll march till we drop ♪
302
00:16:06,256 --> 00:16:08,676
♪ The girls and the fellas ♪
303
00:16:08,759 --> 00:16:10,469
♪ We'll fight till the death ♪
304
00:16:10,552 --> 00:16:14,890
♪ Or else fold like
umbrellas... ♪
305
00:16:17,226 --> 00:16:19,561
This is the life.
306
00:16:19,645 --> 00:16:21,081
Smithers, get me
some strikebreakers.
307
00:16:21,105 --> 00:16:23,691
The kind they had in the '30s.
308
00:16:23,774 --> 00:16:26,276
We can't bust heads
like we used to.
309
00:16:26,360 --> 00:16:28,195
But we have our ways.
310
00:16:30,280 --> 00:16:32,241
One trick is to tell
them stories
311
00:16:32,324 --> 00:16:34,243
that don't go anywhere.
312
00:16:34,326 --> 00:16:37,413
Like the time I caught
the ferry over to Shelbyville.
313
00:16:37,496 --> 00:16:40,582
I needed a new heel for my shoe,
314
00:16:40,666 --> 00:16:44,253
so I decided to go
to Morganville,
315
00:16:44,336 --> 00:16:47,589
which is what they called
Shelbyville in those days.
316
00:16:47,673 --> 00:16:50,092
So I tied an onion to my belt,
317
00:16:50,175 --> 00:16:52,219
which was the style at the time.
318
00:16:52,302 --> 00:16:55,097
Now, to take the ferry
costs a nickel,
319
00:16:55,180 --> 00:16:56,807
and in those days,
320
00:16:56,890 --> 00:17:00,060
nickels had pictures
of bumblebees on them.
321
00:17:00,144 --> 00:17:02,938
"Give me five bees
for a quarter," you'd say.
322
00:17:03,022 --> 00:17:04,189
Now, where were we?
323
00:17:04,273 --> 00:17:07,276
Yeah.
The important thing was
324
00:17:07,359 --> 00:17:09,069
that I had an onion on my belt,
325
00:17:09,153 --> 00:17:11,488
which was the style at the time.
326
00:17:11,572 --> 00:17:13,741
They didn't have white onions
327
00:17:13,824 --> 00:17:15,325
because of the war.
328
00:17:15,409 --> 00:17:17,077
The only thing you could get
329
00:17:17,161 --> 00:17:18,996
was those big, yellow ones.
330
00:17:20,998 --> 00:17:22,374
Full power, Smithers.
331
00:17:30,215 --> 00:17:32,301
♪ So we'll march
day and night ♪
332
00:17:32,384 --> 00:17:35,095
♪ By the big cooling tower ♪
333
00:17:35,179 --> 00:17:37,264
♪ They have the plant ♪
334
00:17:37,347 --> 00:17:41,685
♪ But we have the power ♪
335
00:17:44,980 --> 00:17:47,107
Now do "Classical Gas".
336
00:18:01,580 --> 00:18:04,750
Ooh, look at him strutting around
like he's cock of the walk.
337
00:18:04,833 --> 00:18:05,918
Well, let me tell you.
338
00:18:06,001 --> 00:18:08,087
Homer Simpson
is cock of nothing.
339
00:18:09,296 --> 00:18:12,382
Why, you and I can run
this plant ourselves.
340
00:18:44,248 --> 00:18:47,126
Crush, kill, destroy.
341
00:18:48,710 --> 00:18:50,337
Tonight on Smartline:
342
00:18:50,420 --> 00:18:53,173
"The Power Plant Strike...
Argle-bargle or Foofooraw?"
343
00:18:53,257 --> 00:18:54,424
With us tonight
344
00:18:54,508 --> 00:18:56,385
are plant owner
C.M. Burns,
345
00:18:56,468 --> 00:18:58,595
union kingpin Homer Simpson,
346
00:18:58,679 --> 00:19:00,764
and talk show mainstay
Dr. Joyce brothers.
347
00:19:00,848 --> 00:19:02,432
I brought my own mic.
348
00:19:02,516 --> 00:19:04,101
Yes, well...
349
00:19:04,184 --> 00:19:07,855
Homer, organized labor has been
called a lumbering dinosaur.
350
00:19:08,856 --> 00:19:10,732
My director's telling me
351
00:19:10,816 --> 00:19:12,442
not to talk to you anymore.
352
00:19:12,526 --> 00:19:14,403
- Whoo-hoo!
- Mr. Burns,
353
00:19:14,486 --> 00:19:16,446
you mentioned you wanted
an opening tirade?
354
00:19:16,530 --> 00:19:17,614
Yes, thank you, Kent.
355
00:19:17,698 --> 00:19:19,199
15 minutes from now,
356
00:19:19,283 --> 00:19:22,161
I will wreak a terrible
vengeance on this city.
357
00:19:22,244 --> 00:19:24,204
No one will be spared!
358
00:19:24,288 --> 00:19:26,081
No one!
359
00:19:26,165 --> 00:19:28,292
A chilling vision of things to come.
360
00:19:52,274 --> 00:19:54,109
For God's sake.
361
00:19:56,778 --> 00:19:59,114
Good-bye, Springfield.
362
00:19:59,198 --> 00:20:02,117
From hell's heart,
I stab at thee.
363
00:20:22,888 --> 00:20:25,265
♪ So we'll march
day and night ♪
364
00:20:25,349 --> 00:20:28,143
♪ By the big cooling tower ♪
365
00:20:28,227 --> 00:20:29,937
♪ They have the plant ♪
366
00:20:30,020 --> 00:20:32,356
♪ But we have the power ♪
367
00:20:32,439 --> 00:20:35,150
♪ So we'll march
day and night ♪
368
00:20:35,234 --> 00:20:37,277
♪ By the big cooling tower ♪
369
00:20:37,361 --> 00:20:41,782
♪ They have the plant,
but we have the power ♪
370
00:20:41,865 --> 00:20:43,200
Look at them all
371
00:20:43,283 --> 00:20:44,785
through the darkness
I'm bringing.
372
00:20:44,868 --> 00:20:47,537
They're not sad at all.
They're actually singing.
373
00:20:48,914 --> 00:20:51,291
They sing without juicers.
374
00:20:51,375 --> 00:20:54,294
They sing without blenders.
375
00:20:54,378 --> 00:20:58,423
They sing without flunjers,
capdabblers, and smendlers.
376
00:20:58,507 --> 00:20:59,841
Dooh...
377
00:20:59,925 --> 00:21:01,885
Tell Simpson I'm ready to deal.
378
00:21:01,969 --> 00:21:03,637
All right, Homer.
379
00:21:03,720 --> 00:21:05,555
You can have the dental plan
380
00:21:05,639 --> 00:21:07,474
on one condition.
381
00:21:07,557 --> 00:21:10,352
You must resign
as head of the union.
382
00:21:10,435 --> 00:21:11,435
Whoo-hoo!
383
00:21:13,272 --> 00:21:16,733
Smithers, I'm beginning
to think that Homer Simpson
384
00:21:16,817 --> 00:21:19,861
was not the brilliant
tactician I thought he was.
385
00:21:27,494 --> 00:21:29,246
We're going back to work.
386
00:21:29,329 --> 00:21:30,329
Yay!
387
00:21:39,631 --> 00:21:41,508
All: Yay!
388
00:21:43,760 --> 00:21:46,805
Honey, you can hardly
see your new braces.
389
00:21:46,888 --> 00:21:48,640
And that's the tooth.
390
00:21:54,688 --> 00:21:56,773
Oops.
I left the gas on.
391
00:22:09,536 --> 00:22:11,747
♪♪
392
00:22:55,040 --> 00:22:56,291
Shh.
393
00:22:59,461 --> 00:23:02,464
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