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♪ The Simpsons ♪
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D'
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Aah!
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Eye of the tiger, Bart!
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Eye of the... Ooh!
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I stopped it.
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And I hurt somebody.
Ha-ha!
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Boys, it wasn't easy
choosing only one of you
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for the free week at
Pele soccer and acting camp.
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Let's all congratulate...
Nelson.
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Thanks, Dad.
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Told ya!
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Come on, Bart.
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We're going to go sneak
into an R-rated movie.
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It's called "Barton Fink."
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I can't. I told my dad
I'd wait for him.
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"Barton Fink!"
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"Barton Fink!"
"Barton Fink!"
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Homer, we're going
to my sister's.
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Remember, pick up Bart.
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I'm on my way.
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What did you say, Marge?
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That could be Dad.
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Station wagon, luggage rack...
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♪ I am woman,
hear me roar ♪
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♪ In numbers
too big to ignore ♪
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♪ And I know too much
to go back to pretend ♪
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Dad, where are you?
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Tonight on "Wings"...
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Who cares?
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This isn't funny!
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Homer Simpson.
Homer Simpson.
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Pick up Bart.
Pick up Bart.
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Trab pu kcip.
Trab pu kcip.
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What have we told you
about writing on the walls?
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Go to your room!
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After 16 glorious seasons,
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the Green Bay faithful
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bid farewell to
Bryan Bartlett starr.
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I keep thinking
I'm forgetting something.
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Bart! Bart! Bart! Bart! Bart! Bart!
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Bart! Bart!
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Bart! Bart! Bart! Bart!
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Bart!
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Bart!
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I can't think
with all this noise.
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What am I supposed to do?
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Pick up Bart.
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Pick up Bart.
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Pick a bar?
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What the hell is "Pick a bar"?
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Bart!
Bart!
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Why?!
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How?!
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When?!
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Which?!
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Bart!
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Dad, hide your shame!
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Hey, Homey,
I can see your doodle.
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Shut up, Flanders.
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Hey, boy.
How was soccer practice?
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Hey, Bart.
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Son?
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Here's my way of saying
I'm sorry.
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Eew!
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I know you're mad at me
right now,
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and I'm kind of mad too.
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I mean, we could sit here
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and try to figure out
who forgot to pick up who
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till the cows come home,
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but let's just say
we're both wrong
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and that'll be that.
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Now, how about a hug?
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Hello, New York.
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When Lorne asked me
to host this show,
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I said, "Lorne, why me?"
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I mean, I did just star
in my first movie
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with Marvin Hagler
and Tova Borgnine.
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Yeah!
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Anyway, we got
a great show for you.
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Well, actually,
the last half hour
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is a real garbage dump.
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We'll be right back.
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I miss Joe Piscopo.
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Lost your dad?
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He's not coming back, is he?
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He might.
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No, he's not,
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but at Bigger Brothers,
we can help.
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Hello, Bigger Brothers?
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My name is Bart Simpson,
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and I don't have a father.
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And now it's time
for another episode
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of "The Big Ear Family."
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Honey, I'm home!
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I got wax in my ears.
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Better clean 'em.
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This goes on for
12 more minutes.
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So the last time
you saw your father
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was six years ago?
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Yeah. He left me out
on the curb for the ashman.
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What a revoltin' development.
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You brave little soldier.
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I've been saving someone special
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for a case like yours.
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Bart Simpson?
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Yo.
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I'm Tom. Let's ride.
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Whoa.
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Bart's dad has really
pulled himself together.
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Bart's not mad at me.
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He called you a bad father.
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Marge, when kids these days
say bad, they mean good,
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and to shake your booty means
to wiggle one's butt.
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Permit me to demonstrate.
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No. I just think you should
talk to Bart about...
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Good lord!
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Homer, do you have
an explanation for this bill?
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It's that record club.
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The first nine were
only a penny.
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Then they jacked up the price.
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It's not fair.
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It's not fair, I tells you.
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No, no. Someone made
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$300 worth of phone calls
to something called
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"The Corey Hotline."
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Wasn't me.
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Lisa!
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Why didn't you ask
our permission, Lisa?
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I did.
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- Dad, can I...
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
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Aw, honey, I know
what you're going through.
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When I was a girl, I had
a crush on Bobby Sherman.
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The point is,
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I want you to stop
making these calls.
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All right, Mom.
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I promise you will never be
billed for another call.
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Bobby Sherman?
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Charge!
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Your dad ever take you
to baseball games?
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Nah.
His game was blackjack.
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He bet our life savings
on a single hand.
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- Nineteen.
- Hit me.
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- Twenty.
- Hit me.
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- Twenty-one.
- Hit me.
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- Twenty-two.
- D'
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If I ever meet your dad...
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The start
of the game will be delayed
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so we can introduce
the recruiter
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for the Springfield
Communist Party.
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Well, this is better
than dart day.
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Now, you just
let those ear drops sit
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for about 20 minutes.
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If you get bored,
here's a MASH coloring book.
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Here's a good one.
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"Hawkeye's antics irritate
the other surgeons."
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Hi, you've reached
the Corey Hotline.
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$4.95 a minute.
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Here are some words
that rhyme with Corey:
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Glory, story...
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allegory, Montessori...
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Okay, Bart, tomorrow
we'll blast your quads.
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This meatball soup
is delicious, Stimpy.
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That's not meatball soup.
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That's my collection of
furballs in stomach acid.
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You idiot!
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You're trying to kill me, man!
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Someday I want to be
an F-14 pilot,
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like my hero, Tom.
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He lent me this new weapon
called a neural disrupter.
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He's not dead, is he, Bart?
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Nah, but I wouldn't give him
any homework for a while.
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Very good, Bart.
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- Thank you.
- Don't thank me.
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Thank an unprecedented
eight-year military buildup.
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Milhouse, you're next.
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I have a horsey.
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Wuss!
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Lisa, I'm glad you came.
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I know you young'uns think
we old-timers aren't any fun,
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but we'll show them.
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We'll show them all!
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Hi, this is Corey.
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I hope you and I can
get married someday.
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Hey, boy, where you going?
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Father-son picnic.
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Have a good time.
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Hey, wait a minute.
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Lisa, I know I can trust you
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to inventory this
glee club peanut brittle.
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Yes, Principal Skinner.
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Now, I've got to slash
40% out of the budget.
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So long... doo-doo-doo-
doo-doo-doo...
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Science.
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Music and art.
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What in blazes?
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Good lord.
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That's a 900 number.
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Let's see
what's in the newspaper today.
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"Canada stalls
on trade pact."
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Hey, look at that
forest fire down there.
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- Yeah, great.
- What's the matter?
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Well, I've been thinking.
You've been really great to me,
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but there's probably
some other kid
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who needs you even more.
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Bart, I could kiss you,
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if the bigger brothers hadn't
made me sign a form
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promising I wouldn't.
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No one needs me more
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than a child with your
tragic upbringing.
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Now, let's set down
at that frogurt stand.
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So, that's it.
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Hello, son.
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Where have you been?
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Playing with Milhouse.
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No, you haven't.
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You've been out
gallivanting around
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with that floozy of a
bigger brother of yours,
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haven't you?
Haven't you?
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Look at me.
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Dad, it just kind of happened.
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You're taking this too hard.
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How would you like me
to take it?
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"Go ahead, Bart.
Have your fun.
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I'll be waiting for you."
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I'm sorry, I can't do it.
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Well, what are you going to do?
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You'll see.
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And what are your reasons
for wanting a little brother?
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Don't say revenge, don't say revenge.
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Revenge?
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That's it.
I'm getting out of here.
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Welcome aboard,
Mr. Simpson.
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Any of these boys
would be thrilled
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to have a bigger brother
like you.
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Ugly, wiener, crater-face.
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Sooey!
Sooey!
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Maybe this was a mistake.
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Do you have a bigger
brother for me yet?
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Okay, I'll be back in an hour.
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I'll take him.
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Do you have him in blond?
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Lisa, the only way you'll lick
this is one day at a time.
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If you can make it to midnight
without calling the Corey line,
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you'll know
you've beaten it forever.
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Midnight?
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Listen to your mother, Lisa.
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I owe everything I have
to my mother's watchful eye
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and swift hand.
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There's mother now...
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watching me.
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What's that, mother?
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They have a right to be here.
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It's school business.
I...
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Mother, that sailor suit
doesn't fit anymore.
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I think we should go.
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Heh heh heh.
Just like Oscar the Grouch.
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- Pepe!
- Papa Homer!
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Son, your life is going
to get better starting now.
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Your son Bart sounds very bad.
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He is.
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Son, I just want you to know
I love you very much.
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Shut up!
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Grapefruit.
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I just press this button
and the door opens like magic.
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00:15:07,990 --> 00:15:09,700
Why does it stop there?
267
00:15:09,783 --> 00:15:12,161
Because it's a stupid
piece of junk!
268
00:15:12,244 --> 00:15:15,789
Bart! Bart! Aah!
269
00:15:15,873 --> 00:15:17,708
Well, I'd better get you home.
270
00:15:17,791 --> 00:15:19,084
What's the matter?
271
00:15:19,168 --> 00:15:22,087
I've spent every night
of my life in the city.
272
00:15:22,171 --> 00:15:24,381
I have never seen the stars.
273
00:15:24,465 --> 00:15:26,258
Tell me more.
274
00:15:26,342 --> 00:15:29,178
I want to know
all the constellations.
275
00:15:29,261 --> 00:15:31,430
Well, there's...
276
00:15:31,513 --> 00:15:33,432
Jerry the Cowboy.
277
00:15:33,515 --> 00:15:36,060
And that big
dipper-looking thing
278
00:15:36,143 --> 00:15:39,021
is Alan... the Cowboy.
279
00:15:39,104 --> 00:15:42,107
Papa Homer, you are so learn-ed.
280
00:15:42,191 --> 00:15:44,777
Learned, son.
281
00:15:44,860 --> 00:15:46,820
It's pronounced "Learned."
282
00:15:46,904 --> 00:15:48,864
I love you, Papa Homer.
283
00:15:48,948 --> 00:15:50,658
I love you too, Pepsi.
284
00:15:50,741 --> 00:15:52,159
- Pepe.
- Pepe.
285
00:15:52,242 --> 00:15:53,994
Got to make it till midnight.
286
00:15:54,078 --> 00:15:56,246
Got to make it till midnight.
287
00:16:26,610 --> 00:16:29,446
Must you be forever
dialing that phone?!
288
00:16:34,493 --> 00:16:35,661
Excuse me.
289
00:16:37,997 --> 00:16:39,415
Come on.
290
00:16:39,498 --> 00:16:40,958
Hurry.
291
00:16:43,919 --> 00:16:44,962
Lisa?
292
00:16:51,176 --> 00:16:53,887
Lisa.
293
00:16:53,971 --> 00:16:56,598
You tried your best.
294
00:16:56,682 --> 00:17:01,145
At the tone, the time
will be 12:00 midnight.
295
00:17:03,313 --> 00:17:04,440
I made it.
296
00:17:08,318 --> 00:17:10,612
♪ ...and Scratchy show ♪
297
00:17:40,309 --> 00:17:42,436
Hey, Homer, have you
seen my skateboard?
298
00:17:42,519 --> 00:17:44,188
I gave it to Pepe.
299
00:17:44,271 --> 00:17:45,689
Who the hell is Pepe?
300
00:17:45,773 --> 00:17:47,441
He's my little brother.
301
00:17:47,524 --> 00:17:49,359
That's right.
You're not the only one
302
00:17:49,443 --> 00:17:51,528
who can abuse
a nonprofit organization.
303
00:17:51,612 --> 00:17:55,032
Who needs you?
Tom's a better father than you ever were.
304
00:17:55,115 --> 00:17:57,618
Come on, Bart, we had our fun.
305
00:17:57,701 --> 00:17:59,828
Remember when I used
to push you on the swing?
306
00:17:59,912 --> 00:18:01,538
I was faking it.
307
00:18:01,622 --> 00:18:02,790
Liar!
308
00:18:02,873 --> 00:18:04,208
Yeah?
Remember this?
309
00:18:04,291 --> 00:18:05,918
Higher, Dad, higher.
310
00:18:06,001 --> 00:18:07,461
- Whee!
- Hey!
311
00:18:07,544 --> 00:18:09,088
- Stop that!
- Push harder Dad, c'mon.
312
00:18:09,171 --> 00:18:10,231
- Higher, higher, faster!
- Stop it!
313
00:18:10,255 --> 00:18:12,925
Stop it!
Stop it!
314
00:18:21,809 --> 00:18:23,894
You know, the whale
is not really a fish.
315
00:18:23,977 --> 00:18:26,063
They're mammals,
like you and me.
316
00:18:26,146 --> 00:18:27,272
Is that true?
317
00:18:27,356 --> 00:18:28,524
Pfft. No.
318
00:18:32,152 --> 00:18:34,655
Whoo!
Heh heh heh!
319
00:18:34,738 --> 00:18:35,823
Come and get it.
320
00:18:35,906 --> 00:18:38,408
Whoo!
Heh heh heh!
321
00:18:38,492 --> 00:18:40,035
Come and get it.
322
00:18:40,119 --> 00:18:41,036
Whoo!
Heh heh heh!
323
00:18:41,120 --> 00:18:42,746
Stupid dolphin.
324
00:18:42,830 --> 00:18:44,665
Hey! Hey!
325
00:18:47,501 --> 00:18:49,044
He got my hot dog!
326
00:18:51,296 --> 00:18:52,965
Better not let him see me.
327
00:18:56,468 --> 00:18:57,468
What the...
328
00:18:59,304 --> 00:19:01,014
It's you.
329
00:19:02,349 --> 00:19:03,809
So...
330
00:19:03,892 --> 00:19:05,227
you're looking well.
331
00:19:05,310 --> 00:19:06,520
Come on, Bart,
332
00:19:06,603 --> 00:19:08,243
you know better than to
talk to strangers.
333
00:19:08,272 --> 00:19:11,692
For your information,
I'm his father.
334
00:19:11,775 --> 00:19:13,277
His father?
335
00:19:13,360 --> 00:19:14,862
The drunken gambler?
336
00:19:14,945 --> 00:19:16,864
That's right,
and who might you be?
337
00:19:22,244 --> 00:19:23,829
Hi-yah!
338
00:19:29,334 --> 00:19:31,003
There you go, fellas.
339
00:19:31,086 --> 00:19:32,086
D'
340
00:19:33,630 --> 00:19:36,133
Look, there's another
disadvantaged boy.
341
00:19:36,216 --> 00:19:37,216
Where?
342
00:19:38,135 --> 00:19:39,845
Grr.
343
00:19:39,928 --> 00:19:42,681
There's a couple of guys
fighting at the aquarium, chief.
344
00:19:42,764 --> 00:19:44,433
Do they still sell
those frozen bananas?
345
00:19:44,516 --> 00:19:46,727
- I think so.
- Let's roll.
346
00:19:46,810 --> 00:19:48,604
This just in.
347
00:19:48,687 --> 00:19:51,273
A fistfight is in progress
in downtown Springfield.
348
00:19:51,356 --> 00:19:54,193
Early reports indicate, and
these are very preliminary,
349
00:19:54,276 --> 00:19:57,905
that one of the fighters
is a giant lizard.
350
00:19:57,988 --> 00:20:00,282
Do we have a source on this?
351
00:20:00,365 --> 00:20:02,367
A bunch of drunken frat boys.
352
00:20:02,451 --> 00:20:04,203
All right, I could
use some names.
353
00:20:04,286 --> 00:20:07,748
I.P. Freely.
L...!
354
00:20:21,053 --> 00:20:22,179
Homer?
355
00:20:25,015 --> 00:20:26,099
Right.
356
00:20:48,497 --> 00:20:51,500
This is even more painful
than it looks.
357
00:20:51,583 --> 00:20:53,252
This is all my fault, Dad.
358
00:20:53,335 --> 00:20:55,128
I didn't want you to get hurt.
359
00:20:57,089 --> 00:20:59,132
Now I need to find
another little brother.
360
00:20:59,216 --> 00:21:01,927
And I need to find
another big brother.
361
00:21:02,010 --> 00:21:04,346
My car's going to feel
so empty on the ride home.
362
00:21:04,429 --> 00:21:07,724
And me, I have no ride at all.
363
00:21:07,808 --> 00:21:10,269
I already bought
a giant ham for dinner.
364
00:21:10,352 --> 00:21:11,687
It's gonna go to waste.
365
00:21:11,770 --> 00:21:14,940
Don't talk about food.
I'm so hungry.
366
00:21:15,023 --> 00:21:16,733
- Well, good-bye.
- Well, good-bye.
367
00:21:16,817 --> 00:21:19,069
Wait, I've got an idea.
368
00:21:19,152 --> 00:21:20,654
An idea?
369
00:21:35,252 --> 00:21:37,004
Another beer, Dad?
370
00:21:37,087 --> 00:21:39,006
Thanks, son.
371
00:21:39,089 --> 00:21:41,383
Dad, remember when Tom
had you in that headlock,
372
00:21:41,466 --> 00:21:43,552
and you screamed,
"I'm a hemophiliac"?
373
00:21:43,635 --> 00:21:45,971
And when he let you go,
you kicked him in the back?
374
00:21:46,054 --> 00:21:47,597
Yeah.
375
00:21:47,681 --> 00:21:49,433
Will you teach me
how to do that.
376
00:21:49,516 --> 00:21:51,268
Sure, boy.
377
00:21:51,351 --> 00:21:53,895
First, you've got
to shriek like a woman
378
00:21:53,979 --> 00:21:57,065
and keep sobbing till
he turns away in disgust.
379
00:21:57,149 --> 00:22:00,152
That's when it's time
to kick some back.
380
00:22:02,029 --> 00:22:03,947
And then when
he's lying out on the ground...
381
00:22:04,031 --> 00:22:05,431
- Yeah?
- Kick him in the ribs...
382
00:22:05,490 --> 00:22:07,034
- Yeah?
- And step on his neck.
383
00:22:07,117 --> 00:22:09,328
- Yeah?
- And run like hell.
384
00:22:12,039 --> 00:22:14,082
♪♪
385
00:22:57,584 --> 00:22:58,668
Shh!
386
00:23:01,671 --> 00:23:04,466
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