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♪ The Simpsons ♪
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D'
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Aah!
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♪♪
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♪♪
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Maggie, can you say "Ba-ba"?
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Can you say "Mama"?
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- Can you say "Get bent"?
- Bart!
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Mr. Rogers says it
all the time.
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- He does not.
- Maggie, can you say "Daddy"?
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Daddy.
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- Kitty. Kitty.
- Be-bop. Be-bop.
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Shove-it. Shove-it.
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Did you hear that? She said "burlap."
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I don't think so.
Maggie,
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when are you going to talk?
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Well, don't push her.
Remember:
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"'Tis better to remain silent
and be thought a fool
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than to open your mouth
and remove all doubt."
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What does that mean?
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Better say something,
or they'll think you're stupid.
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- Takes one to know one.
- Swish.
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According to
Fretful Mother Magazine,
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if Maggie doesn't talk
by age one,
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we should consider
a corrective tongue extender.
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Hey, what was my first word?
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Well...
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Whoa!
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Hee hee hee hee.
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Yes!
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Ay, caramba!
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You know,
I don't think I remember.
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But the story of Lisa's
first word is very cute.
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Tell it, Mom. Tell it, Mom.
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Yeah, tell it, Mom.
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Well, this story begins in that
unforgettable spring of 1983.
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Ms. Pacman struck a blow
for women's rights.
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A young Joe Piscopo
taught us how to laugh.
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Before Lisa was born,
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we lived in a tiny apartment
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on the lower eastside
of Springfield.
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♪ Chipwich for sale ♪
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♪ Chocolate chip
or oatmeal raisin ♪
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♪ Chipwich for sale ♪
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Youse guys want
to play stickball?
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Certainly.
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- Yeah, sure.
- Over here. Come on.
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Did you girls watch
the last episode of MASH?
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That Mike Farrell really boils my potato.
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I miss-a da Klinger already.
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♪ When the working day
is done ♪
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♪ Girls just wanna
have fun ♪
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♪ That's all we really want ♪
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Homer!
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Homer's what grownups call me.
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Call me Daddy.
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- Homer.
- Daddy.
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- Homer.
- Daddy.
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Dad-dad-da...
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Yes?
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Domer.
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Why, you little...
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Ooh!
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Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
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He'll tire himself out soon.
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Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
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Then the prince
and the princess...
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Got married and lived
happily ever after.
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Then what happened?
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They had 30 sons
and 30 daughters.
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What were their names?
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Dennis... Brad...
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Mavis...
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Brad...
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No, this is true.
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The Coast Guard
arrested Boy George
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for scraping the barnacles
off his dinghy.
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Hi-yo!
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Hi-yo
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Got your nose.
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Got your wallet.
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No!
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Bart, don't you ever
do that again.
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Understand?
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Beep.
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Guess what, Homie.
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There's going to be twice
as much love in this house
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as there is now.
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We're gonna start doing it
in the morning?
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No.
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We're going to have
another baby.
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Marge, that's...
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Bye-bye, keys.
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Hear that, Bart?
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You're going have a little
brother or sister to play with.
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Who did this?
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Baby.
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Bad baby!
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I'm afraid we're going
to need a bigger place.
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No, we won't.
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I've got it all figured out.
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The baby can have Bart's crib.
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Bart can sleep with us
until he's 21.
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Won't that warp him?
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My cousin Frank did it.
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You don't have a cousin Frank.
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He became Francine back in '76.
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Then he joined that cult.
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I think his name
is Mother Shibubu now.
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That afternoon,
we left Bart with my sisters
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and went house hunting.
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Hey, Bart, want a dollar?
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You know what I want to hear.
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♪ I'm a little teapot,
short and stout ♪
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♪ This is my handle ♪
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♪ This is my spout ♪
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♪ The itsy-bitsy spider
went up the water spout ♪
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Yeah.
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Love that spout medley.
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Now, Mr. and Mrs. Simpson,
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the only houses I have
in your price range
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are in the neighborhood
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colorfully referred to
as The Rat's Nest.
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This one just came
on the market.
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Dear!
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Now, here we have
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beautiful hardwood floors,
track lighting...
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What's that stench?
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Once you get used to the
smell of melted hog fat,
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you'll wonder how you ever
did without it.
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Hog fat.
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Let's keep looking.
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Ooh. Do you smell something?
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Argh, why buy a house
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when ye can buy a houseboat?
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Excuse me.
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Don't forget
to check out the galley.
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That's real shag carpeting.
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Argh.
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Once we get
the cats out of the way,
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it won't be bad.
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Actually, according to the will,
the cats own the house.
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You'd be their tenants.
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I wish we lived
in the kitty house.
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I could have trained them
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to be my unholy
army of the night.
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Go, my pretties. Kill! Kill!
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We were about to give up
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when we found a house
that was perfect.
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Just imagine what
we can do with this place.
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Wow.
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How much? How much?
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Well, here's what
they're asking.
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I can't afford that.
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Dad, I have a problem.
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Why did you come to me?
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I don't know nothing.
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I used to get by on my looks.
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Now they're gone,
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withered away
like an old piece of fruit.
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- Are you done?
- No, not yet.
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I was voted the handsomest boy
in Albany, New York.
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Dad, I don't need advice.
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I need $15,000 to buy a home.
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Well, all I own is this house
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that I built
with my own two hands.
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You didn't build this house.
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You won it in
a crooked '50s game show.
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I ratted on everybody
and got off scot-free.
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Ha ha!
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All right, son.
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I'll sell this dump
and write you a check.
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Dad, first you gave me life.
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Now you've given me
a home for my family.
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I'd be honored
if you came to live with us.
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Thank you.
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How long before you ship Grampa
off to the old folks home?
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About three weeks.
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Maggie, I'll give you
this cookie if you talk.
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What? What?
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D'
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All right, you win round seven.
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When are we gonna get
to my first word?
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- Your what what?
- My first word!
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You don't want
to hear that story.
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I know. I'll tell you
about the time
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I got locked in the bank vault
with Mr. Mooney.
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It was another one
of my harebrained schemes.
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- Dad!
- Wait a minute.
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That was a Lucy Show.
Okay, where were we?
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Mom was preggers, and Dad just
threw our money down this sinkhole.
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Yes, I remember the day
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we moved in.
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Hey, Homer, this house sucks.
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Bart, I told you
not to use that word.
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Call me Daddy.
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Homer. Naah...
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♪ We welcome you
to the neighborhood ♪
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♪ Sing fa-la-la-la-la ♪
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♪ La-la-la la-la-la ♪
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♪ Fa-la-la-la-la-la-la ♪
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♪ From now on,
you'll be history ♪
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- ♪ You'll be his... ♪
- ♪ You'll be his... ♪
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♪ You'll be history ♪
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Buenos dias, neighboritos.
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The handle's Flanders,
but my friends call me Ned.
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Hi, Flanders.
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Who the hell are you?
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My name's Todd.
Would you be my friend?
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You're funny.
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If you need anything,
just give a whistle.
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I could use a TV tray.
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- Well, gee...
- What?
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I just this minute
bought it at the hardw...
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You said anything.
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Heh. Well, sure.
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You can borrow it
for a little while.
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And that little while is now
eight years and counting.
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Anyway, Bart had just
entered the terrible twos.
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♪ I am so great ♪
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♪ I am so great ♪
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♪ Everybody loves me,
I am so great... ♪
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Honey... honey... honey...
honey... honey...
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Could you please be quiet?
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♪ Quiet! Biet! Diet! ♪
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Siet! Fiet!
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Bart, get out!
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It's not easy
to juggle a pregnant wife
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and a troubled child,
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but somehow I managed to fit in
eight hours of TV a day.
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♪♪
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Hey, kids...
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Summer's just around the corner,
and Krusty Burger
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is the official meat-flavored
sandwich of the 1984 Olympics.
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Cootchie-cootchie-coo.
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- Krusty funny.
- Duh.
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It's all part of our Krusty
Burger Olympic sweepstakes.
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Just scratch off the name
of the Olympic event
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on your game card,
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and if America wins
a gold medal,
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you win a free Krusty Burger.
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- And cut.
- Blah!
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I almost swallowed
some of the juice.
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I'll be tasting that for weeks.
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- Great spot, K.C.
- Put a sock in it, preppy.
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How much are these
free burgers gonna cost me?
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Not to worry, Mr. K.
We've rigged the cards.
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They're all in events
that communists never lose.
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I like. I like.
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This just came
over the wires, Big K.
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"Soviet Boycott."
"U.S. Unopposed in Most Events."
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How does this affect
our giveaway?
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Let's see.
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You personally stand to lose
$44 million.
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Oy!
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Bart, from now on,
the baby sleeps in the crib.
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Crib... crib... I'm a baby.
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All right, I know how
to handle this.
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Just use a little
reverse psychology.
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Let's go, Marge.
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Leave the baby
with his little crib.
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D'
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Homer J. Simpson,
you're a genius.
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I know you like clowns,
so I made you this bed.
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Now you can laugh
yourself to sleep.
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If you should die before you wake...
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Can't sleep.
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Clown will eat me.
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Can't sleep.
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Clown will eat me.
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00:14:42,006 --> 00:14:44,383
Doctor, we are seconds away
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from the 100-meter butterfly,
and with the East German...
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women shaving their backs
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9,000 miles away,
the Americans are heavy favorites.
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Patience, my pet.
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00:14:58,063 --> 00:15:00,107
And the Americans jump out
to an early lead.
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Help! Help!
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00:15:01,984 --> 00:15:03,652
Although, we should point out
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that many of the other women
represent countries
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that don't have swimming pools.
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00:15:07,531 --> 00:15:10,367
Boo-hoo!
You're breaking my heart.
282
00:15:10,451 --> 00:15:14,163
Homie, I think
the baby's coming.
283
00:15:14,246 --> 00:15:17,541
Wow, a baby and a free burger.
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00:15:17,625 --> 00:15:19,960
Could this be
the best day of my life?
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00:15:20,044 --> 00:15:23,714
Coming up next, an hour-long
episode of Mama's Family.
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Yes!
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We'll take good care
of your boy, Simpson.
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Enjoy the miracle of creation.
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Shut up, Flanders.
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So, kids, what do you
want to play?
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- Good Samaritan!
- Good Samaritan!
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I get to clothe the leper.
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Lucky.
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00:15:44,985 --> 00:15:46,403
Suppertime, boys.
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Boy! Liver!
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00:15:48,030 --> 00:15:51,533
Iron helps us play.
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I want to go home.
No, I don't.
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♪ I got the joy,
joy, joy, joy ♪
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♪ Down in my heart ♪
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Where?
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♪ Down in my heart to stay ♪
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00:16:04,129 --> 00:16:06,131
♪ And if the devil
doesn't like it ♪
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♪ He can sit on a tack ♪
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Ouch!
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♪ Sit on a tack... ♪
Ouch!
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00:16:14,765 --> 00:16:17,101
Pa, can you help me
with my psalms?
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00:16:18,519 --> 00:16:21,230
Bart, you met Grandma Flanders.
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00:16:21,313 --> 00:16:23,315
Hope she didn't scare you.
309
00:16:23,399 --> 00:16:25,025
Hello, Joe.
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00:16:26,819 --> 00:16:28,904
Little Lisa...
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I've already started you
a college fund
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00:16:30,990 --> 00:16:32,700
at Lincoln Savings and Loan.
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00:16:32,783 --> 00:16:36,412
According to this magazine,
Bart might be jealous of her.
314
00:16:36,495 --> 00:16:39,665
Yeah, well, Bart can kiss
my hairy, yellow butt.
315
00:16:39,748 --> 00:16:43,293
From now on,
the baby sleeps in the crib.
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00:16:43,377 --> 00:16:45,045
Iron helps us play.
317
00:16:46,338 --> 00:16:47,965
Hello, Joe.
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00:16:48,048 --> 00:16:51,301
From now on,
the baby sleeps in the crib.
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00:16:51,385 --> 00:16:52,511
Iron helps us play.
320
00:16:54,138 --> 00:16:55,848
Hello, Joe.
321
00:16:55,931 --> 00:16:59,893
Bart, there's someone in here
who wants to meet you.
322
00:17:09,069 --> 00:17:12,364
Well, Bart, what do you
think of little Lisa?
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00:17:12,448 --> 00:17:14,950
I hate you.
324
00:17:18,328 --> 00:17:21,373
I saved this newspaper
from the day Lisa was born.
325
00:17:21,457 --> 00:17:24,752
"Mondale to Hart:
'Where's the beef?'"
326
00:17:24,835 --> 00:17:26,211
"Where's the beef?"
327
00:17:26,295 --> 00:17:27,815
What the hell is that
supposed to mean?
328
00:17:29,173 --> 00:17:31,925
"Where's the beef?"
No wonder he won Minnesota.
329
00:17:32,009 --> 00:17:36,096
Everyone agreed that Lisa
was a beautiful baby.
330
00:17:38,640 --> 00:17:40,142
Here she is.
331
00:17:45,856 --> 00:17:47,691
Isn't that cute?
332
00:17:47,775 --> 00:17:49,318
She's coughing.
333
00:17:49,401 --> 00:17:50,778
Aw.
334
00:17:50,861 --> 00:17:52,946
I'm going to give her a kiss.
335
00:17:57,534 --> 00:18:00,120
- I know a new song.
- You still here?
336
00:18:00,204 --> 00:18:03,082
♪ Alouette,
gentille alouette ♪
337
00:18:03,165 --> 00:18:05,459
♪ Alouette ♪
338
00:18:05,542 --> 00:18:06,960
Um...
339
00:18:08,128 --> 00:18:09,463
♪ Alouette ♪
340
00:18:09,546 --> 00:18:11,632
You already sang that part.
341
00:18:11,715 --> 00:18:14,843
The older they get,
the cuter they ain't.
342
00:18:14,927 --> 00:18:17,763
Hey, the baby just spit up.
343
00:18:17,846 --> 00:18:20,015
A-wudge-a-wudge-a-wudge-a-woo.
344
00:18:20,099 --> 00:18:22,059
A-wudge-a-wudge-
a-wue-a-wudge-a-woo.
345
00:18:22,142 --> 00:18:25,020
Welcome back to the final day
of this the 23rd Olympiad,
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brought to you by Krusty Burger.
347
00:18:27,147 --> 00:18:29,608
You people are pigs!
348
00:18:32,361 --> 00:18:36,532
I personally am going to spit
in every 50th burger.
349
00:18:36,615 --> 00:18:39,118
I like those odds.
350
00:18:39,201 --> 00:18:41,137
In a moment, we'll see
the courageous Korean gymnast,
351
00:18:41,161 --> 00:18:43,664
Kim Jong,
who made a perfect dismount
352
00:18:43,747 --> 00:18:46,208
on what was later revealed
to be a broken leg.
353
00:18:51,463 --> 00:18:55,551
Ouch! But first,
let's go to the boxing venue.
354
00:18:55,634 --> 00:18:58,095
Please, please,
please, please...
355
00:18:58,178 --> 00:19:01,932
The American, Drederick
Tatum, does a triumphant turkey trot
356
00:19:02,015 --> 00:19:03,892
over the supine Swede.
357
00:19:03,976 --> 00:19:08,438
One's thoughts turn to
Alexander of Macedon's victory
358
00:19:08,522 --> 00:19:11,150
at Granicus and Issus.
359
00:19:14,403 --> 00:19:17,823
U.S.A.! U.S.A.! U.S.A.!
360
00:19:17,906 --> 00:19:20,242
Carl Lewis, I could kiss you!
361
00:19:23,829 --> 00:19:27,040
She has the reflexes
of a young Mary Lou Retton.
362
00:19:27,124 --> 00:19:29,293
Have a wowipop.
363
00:19:29,376 --> 00:19:31,295
Can I have a lollipop?
364
00:19:31,378 --> 00:19:34,256
Bart, I'm afraid
that was the last one.
365
00:19:34,339 --> 00:19:37,050
But I've got something
even better for you...
366
00:19:37,134 --> 00:19:39,428
A rubella inoculation.
367
00:19:41,889 --> 00:19:45,017
♪♪
368
00:19:45,100 --> 00:19:47,519
I want to hold the baby.
I want to hold the baby.
369
00:19:47,603 --> 00:19:50,022
I'm sorry, Bart,
you're too little.
370
00:19:50,105 --> 00:19:51,857
Here, Bart,
you can hold my beer.
371
00:19:53,483 --> 00:19:55,652
- Homer!
- What?
372
00:19:55,736 --> 00:19:57,863
Good night, honey.
373
00:20:02,075 --> 00:20:04,661
Hello, Lisa.
374
00:20:04,745 --> 00:20:08,123
Lisa, time for your feed...
375
00:20:09,541 --> 00:20:12,628
Who's cuter now?
376
00:20:14,213 --> 00:20:15,756
She started it.
377
00:20:20,510 --> 00:20:23,472
Stupid mailman.
Squeal on me.
378
00:20:23,555 --> 00:20:26,391
Hidey-ho, Simpson!
379
00:20:26,475 --> 00:20:28,477
Your son shoved this
through our doggie door.
380
00:20:28,560 --> 00:20:31,563
And since we're returning
your second-born,
381
00:20:31,647 --> 00:20:34,483
you think you could see your way
to returning my TV tray...
382
00:20:34,566 --> 00:20:37,319
Boy, you get over to the corner
383
00:20:37,402 --> 00:20:39,112
and you... Yeah.
384
00:20:42,699 --> 00:20:45,661
I liked it when it was me,
Mom, and Homer.
385
00:20:45,744 --> 00:20:46,912
You wrecked everything.
386
00:20:46,995 --> 00:20:48,956
I'm leaving. Good-bye!
387
00:20:50,540 --> 00:20:51,959
Bart.
388
00:20:52,042 --> 00:20:54,127
- What did you say?
- Bart.
389
00:20:54,211 --> 00:20:55,754
Suffering succotash!
390
00:20:55,837 --> 00:20:56,837
You can talk!
391
00:20:57,881 --> 00:20:59,383
Mom, Dad!
392
00:20:59,466 --> 00:21:01,468
She can talk!
Say it again, Lis.
393
00:21:01,551 --> 00:21:02,678
Bart.
394
00:21:02,761 --> 00:21:04,429
Bart, Bart, Bart, Bart, Bart.
395
00:21:04,513 --> 00:21:06,056
I'm her first word.
396
00:21:06,139 --> 00:21:07,849
Well, I'm not surprised.
397
00:21:07,933 --> 00:21:09,476
Lisa's crazy about you.
398
00:21:09,559 --> 00:21:12,020
She thinks you hung the moon.
399
00:21:12,104 --> 00:21:14,022
Wow.
400
00:21:14,106 --> 00:21:16,233
Lisa, can you say "Mommy"?
401
00:21:16,316 --> 00:21:17,484
Mommy.
402
00:21:17,567 --> 00:21:19,945
Can you say, "David Hasselhoff"?
403
00:21:20,028 --> 00:21:22,531
David Hasselhoff.
404
00:21:22,614 --> 00:21:25,033
- Can you say "Daddy"?
- Homer.
405
00:21:25,117 --> 00:21:26,368
No, sweetie, "Daddy."
406
00:21:27,536 --> 00:21:28,704
Homer.
407
00:21:28,787 --> 00:21:29,787
D'
408
00:21:36,336 --> 00:21:37,671
I was sitting there.
409
00:21:37,754 --> 00:21:39,089
I don't see your name on it.
410
00:21:39,172 --> 00:21:40,465
It's right there.
411
00:21:40,549 --> 00:21:42,301
Bart, don't write on the rug.
412
00:21:42,384 --> 00:21:43,552
Ha ha!
Mom yelled at you.
413
00:21:43,635 --> 00:21:44,970
- Did not!
- Did too.
414
00:21:45,053 --> 00:21:46,722
You know, Maggie,
the sooner kids talk,
415
00:21:46,805 --> 00:21:48,640
the sooner they talk back.
416
00:21:51,226 --> 00:21:53,145
I hope you never say a word.
417
00:21:59,943 --> 00:22:01,403
Daddy.
418
00:22:11,705 --> 00:22:14,249
♪♪
419
00:22:57,626 --> 00:22:58,626
Shh.
420
00:23:01,588 --> 00:23:04,883
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