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♪ The Simpsons ♪
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D'
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Aah!
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Live from Hawaii's
beautiful Molokai Island...
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We're not just for lepers
anymore...
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It's...
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I'm your host, Troy McClure.
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You may remember me
from such films
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as "The Erotic Adventures
of Hercules,"
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and "Dial "M" For
Murderousness."
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Tonight we'll see
Angela Lansbury
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walk on hot coals.
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Excitement, she wrote!
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How could someone
abuse their body that way?
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Moe, don't throw out that brine.
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But first, a man
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whose inspiring battle
with Percodan addiction
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is soon to be
a movie of the week:
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Krusty the Clown!
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I'll be played by Jimmy Smits.
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Now he faces
his toughest audience...
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Three Siberian tigers.
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Simba, on the ball!
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They'll be chewing
on him for a while.
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Ay-yi-yi, la policia!
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Hey, Homer, phone call.
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Hi, Homie.
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It's really starting to snow.
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I think you should come home.
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But, Marge, Alan Thicke
is throwing knives
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at Ricardo Montalban.
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Sorry, Ricardo.
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Take it easy folks,
it's snow picnic out there.
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I snow what you mean.
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You're dead weight, Marty.
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Well, I got him
as good as he got me.
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Now, before I give you the check
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one more question:
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this place "Moe's" you left
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just before the accident...
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This is a business of some kind?
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Don't tell him
you were at a bar.
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But what else is open at night?
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It's a pornography store.
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I was buying pornography.
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Heh, heh, heh.
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I would have never
thought of that.
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'Fraid old Zeke,
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he rides up here with me.
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Can't trust a pig
with watermelons, you know.
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She'll go 300 hectares
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on a single tank of kerosene.
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What country is this car from?
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It no longer exists
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but take her for a test drive
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and you'll agree,
zagreb ebnom zlotdik diev.
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Put it in "H."
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Kids, if we buy a new car
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we get our parking
validated for free.
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Do you come with the car?
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You.
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Do you come with the car?
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You.
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Bart, that car belonged
to Bonnie and Clyde.
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Show a little respect.
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Our tireless safety engineers
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crash-test
over 1,000 cars a year.
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Hey, wait.
That's not a dummy.
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This exhibit is closed.
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The Batmobile!
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Adam west!
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Hey, kids... Batman!
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Dad, that's not the real Batman.
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Of course I'm Batman.
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See, here's a picture
of me with Robin.
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Who the hell's Robin?
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I guess you're only familiar
with the new Batman movies.
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Michelle Pfeiffer, hah.
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The only true Catwoman
is Julie Newmar
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Lee Meriwether, or Eartha Kitt.
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And I didn't need molded plastic
to improve my physique.
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Pure West.
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And how come Batman
doesn't dance anymore?
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Remember the Batusi?
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Nice meeting you.
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Just keep moving.
Don't make eye contact.
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Wow!
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Just think what I could do
with that plow.
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Homer, I've got to sneak
these valuable art works
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out of the white house,
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but I can't get out
of my driveway
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because of these protesters.
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Mr. President,
those young people
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are about to get
a dose of reality.
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I can't afford it.
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Pally, this doesn't cost money,
it makes money.
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You make the payments by
plowing driveways on the side.
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Well, I really should
discuss this with my wife.
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Your wife?
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Wait, you think
I'm gonna buy a $20,000 truck
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just because you make
that noise?
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I'll take it!
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I can't believe
you bought that plow.
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We can't afford it.
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If you're gonna get mad at me
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every time I do something stupid
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then I guess I'll just have
to stop doing stupid things.
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- Good.
- Fine.
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I'll never, ever do
another stupid thing.
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Good night.
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Homie, didn't that hurt?
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No.
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Marge didn't reckon
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with these flyers
and this flashy jacket.
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Forget it, Homer.
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People don't read these things.
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Watch.
20% off at Lullabuys.
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Just tell them
Big Baby sent you.
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I know you can hear me.
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I'm talking to you.
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You sicken me.
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I guess guys like us
just can't get a break.
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Well, at least
I can't sink any lower.
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Come back, diaper!
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Come back!
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Hi, Ma.
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And now to read from
the Epistles of St. Paul...
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Homer Simpson.
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Dear Lord,
in your infinite wisdom
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you know the number to call
when you need a plow
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is Klondike 5-3226.
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Homer, this is really low.
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Not as low
as my low, low prices.
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Ooh! Ung! That's Mr. Plow...
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I'm gonna lose my plow.
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Dad, have you considered
buying cheap commercial time
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on channel 92?
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Check it out.
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Arrr!
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90 "Sea Chanteys"
on three compact discs.
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♪ Blow the man down,
mateys, blow the man down ♪
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♪ Row, row, row your boat ♪
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♪ In the navy, come on
and join your fellow man ♪
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Act now and get a bonus CD...
"Hornpipe Fever."
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Arrr!
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Almost time for our commercial.
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Dad, who's watching TV
at 3:17 a.m.?
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Alcoholics, the unemployable,
angry loners.
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Look, there we are.
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It may be on a lousy channel,
but the Simpsons are on TV.
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Our driveway's snowed in.
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Old man winter!
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That's right.
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I fill your driveways
with ice and snow.
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What are you gonna do about it?
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Nothing, that's what.
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- Stop!
- Mr. Plow!
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Get out,
you lousy... season.
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All right, I'm going.
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My head hurts. I have to
lie down for a while.
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Yay!
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Hello. I'm Mr. Plow.
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Are you tired of having
your hands cut off
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by snow blowers,
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and the inevitable heart attacks
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that come with shoveling snow?
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Then call Klondike 5-3226.
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Call now and receive
a free T-shirt.
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He could still surprise you.
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But I'm a real tightwad.
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Can I afford
this remarkable system?
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Absolutely.
My prices are so low
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you'll think I've suffered
brain damage.
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You are fully bonded
and licensed by the city,
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aren't you, Mr. Plow?
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Shut up, boy.
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So remember...
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♪ Call Mr. Plow ♪
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♪ That's my name ♪
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♪ That name again
is Mr. Plow ♪
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Well, John Q. Driveway
has our number.
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Now we play the waiting game.
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Aw, the waiting game sucks.
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Let's play
Hungry, Hungry Hippos.
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Thank you, Mr. Plow.
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Now my store can remain open.
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Let's do it.
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We're not prisoners anymore.
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We're free.
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We can go anywhere we want.
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I'm cold and frightened.
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I'm afraid classes
may be cancelled today.
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Look!
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♪♪
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We won't miss a minute of school
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thanks to your father.
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Say your prayers, plow boy.
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Mr. Plow,
for making it possible
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for people to get
where they're going
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without resorting to public
transportation or car pooling
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I give you the key to the city.
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Here you go, Mr. Plow...
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A beer on the house.
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Wow, Moe.
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You didn't even give a beer
to those freed Iranian hostages.
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They shouldn't have been there
in the first place,
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but Homer is a real hero.
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I wish I was a hero.
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Well, wishing won't make it so.
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You got to pull up your diaper,
get out there
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and be the best damn Barney
you can be.
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Here I come, world!
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Whoa!
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How do you think he'll do, Moe?
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I think he'll do just fine.
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I was wrong about
you buying that truck.
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I'm very proud of you...
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Mr. Plow.
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This might sound silly
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but just for a change,
would you mind...
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Cutting my nails?
Brushing my teeth?
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No, no.
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Could you wear
the Mr. Plow jacket?
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Just, for fun.
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♪ Call Mr. Plow ♪
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♪ That's my name ♪
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♪ That name again
is Mr. Plow ♪
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White gold.
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What the...
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Why, that...
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Hiya, Homer.
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Say hello to the Plow King.
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Barney, you stole my idea.
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Don't worry, Homer.
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There's nothing wrong with
a little healthy competition.
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Well, well.
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If it isn't Mr. Plow.
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Hey, Plow King,
save some for me.
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Wow! Linda Ronstadt!
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Linda Ronstadt?
How did you get her?
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We've been looking
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for a project
to do together for awhile.
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♪♪
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♪ When the snow
starts a-fallin' ♪
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♪ There's a man
you should be callin' ♪
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♪ That's KL-5-4796 ♪
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♪ Let it ring ♪
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♪ Mr. Plow is a loser ♪
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♪ And I think
he is a boozer ♪
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♪ So you better
make that call ♪
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♪ To the Plow King ♪
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How could you, Barney?
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After all I've done for you.
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"Lachrymose is to dyspeptic
as ebullient is to..."
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Effervescent.
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All right!
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- Harvard, here I come.
- Psst!
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Barney, my dad's asleep.
Want a beer?
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I dunno.
The S.A.T.'s are tomorrow.
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I've got two words for you:
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Mellow out, man.
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All right, just one
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if it'll get you off my back.
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Hey! Where have...
You been all my life?
267
00:15:03,944 --> 00:15:06,322
Thank you, Plow King leaving.
268
00:15:06,405 --> 00:15:09,158
Flanders, I thought
I was your plow man.
269
00:15:09,241 --> 00:15:10,868
Homer, why don't you
plow it again.
270
00:15:10,951 --> 00:15:12,328
Forget it, pal.
271
00:15:12,411 --> 00:15:14,955
I don't need your
phoney-baloney job.
272
00:15:15,039 --> 00:15:16,665
I'll take your money
273
00:15:16,749 --> 00:15:19,043
but I'm not gonna plow
your driveway.
274
00:15:22,046 --> 00:15:24,506
Mr. West, you said there was
a job for me.
275
00:15:24,590 --> 00:15:28,886
There was, when I called you,
45 minutes ago.
276
00:15:28,969 --> 00:15:30,346
So long, Superman.
277
00:15:30,429 --> 00:15:32,806
Your secret identity
is safe with me.
278
00:15:44,985 --> 00:15:46,779
Ring, damn you. Ring.
279
00:15:48,739 --> 00:15:50,032
Mr. Plow.
280
00:15:50,115 --> 00:15:53,827
That name again
is Mr. Plow.
281
00:15:53,911 --> 00:15:54,971
Hello. I'm calling
from delinquent accounts
282
00:15:54,995 --> 00:15:56,455
at Kumatsu Motors.
283
00:15:56,538 --> 00:16:00,125
You want the Mr. Plow
who plows driveways.
284
00:16:00,209 --> 00:16:02,252
This is Tony Plow, you know...
285
00:16:02,336 --> 00:16:03,879
From
"Leave It To Beaver."
286
00:16:05,381 --> 00:16:06,840
Yeah, they were gay.
287
00:16:06,924 --> 00:16:08,550
What am I gonna do?
288
00:16:08,634 --> 00:16:10,177
I think you should do a new ad...
289
00:16:10,260 --> 00:16:11,929
One that's fresh and original.
290
00:16:12,012 --> 00:16:13,806
I know. I'll do a rap.
291
00:16:13,889 --> 00:16:15,933
♪ Boom, che-che, boom,
che-che, boom-che-boom ♪
292
00:16:16,016 --> 00:16:17,935
♪ I'm Mr. Plow
and I'm here to say ♪
293
00:16:18,018 --> 00:16:20,062
♪ I'm the plowingest guy
in the U.S.A. ♪
294
00:16:20,145 --> 00:16:21,563
♪ I got a big plow ♪
295
00:16:21,647 --> 00:16:22,958
♪ And I'll move
a lot of things... ♪
296
00:16:22,982 --> 00:16:25,025
- Stop. Please.
- ♪ ...if you have one ♪
297
00:16:25,109 --> 00:16:26,276
Stop it right now.
298
00:16:26,360 --> 00:16:27,379
Promise you'll never
do that again.
299
00:16:27,403 --> 00:16:28,403
All right.
300
00:16:29,446 --> 00:16:31,365
Mr. Simpson
I guarantee you
301
00:16:31,448 --> 00:16:34,660
we'll come up with a commercial
that can save your business.
302
00:16:34,743 --> 00:16:36,787
You know those radio ads
where two people with
303
00:16:36,870 --> 00:16:38,998
annoying voices yammer
back and forth?
304
00:16:39,081 --> 00:16:40,081
I invented those.
305
00:16:42,418 --> 00:16:43,418
Happens all the time.
306
00:16:45,879 --> 00:16:49,341
♪♪
307
00:17:03,647 --> 00:17:06,191
Dad, was that your commercial?
308
00:17:06,275 --> 00:17:07,818
I don't know.
309
00:17:07,901 --> 00:17:09,945
The torch has been passed
310
00:17:10,029 --> 00:17:12,656
to a new generation of...
311
00:17:12,740 --> 00:17:13,740
snow plow people.
312
00:17:14,867 --> 00:17:17,286
Come on, give me the key.
313
00:17:17,369 --> 00:17:18,787
These look like teeth marks.
314
00:17:18,871 --> 00:17:20,956
I thought there was
chocolate inside.
315
00:17:21,040 --> 00:17:22,791
Well, why was it
wrapped in foil?
316
00:17:22,875 --> 00:17:24,626
It was never wrapped in foil.
317
00:17:26,503 --> 00:17:28,213
Hardest hit by the blizzard
318
00:17:28,297 --> 00:17:30,632
is Springfield's forbidding
Widow's Peak.
319
00:17:30,716 --> 00:17:32,760
Our own Arnie Pie
is on the scene.
320
00:17:32,843 --> 00:17:34,970
Everything's snowed in.
All I can see is white.
321
00:17:35,054 --> 00:17:37,097
Arnie, please,
the ski conditions.
322
00:17:37,181 --> 00:17:39,034
Mayday! Mayday!
I think I'm flying into a mountain.
323
00:17:39,058 --> 00:17:41,560
Tell my wife I love...
324
00:17:41,643 --> 00:17:43,437
That's great, Arnie.
325
00:17:47,191 --> 00:17:48,609
Hello, Plow King?
326
00:17:48,692 --> 00:17:51,779
I was wondering if you could
plow my driveway
327
00:17:51,862 --> 00:17:53,989
on top of forbidding
Widow's Peak.
328
00:17:54,073 --> 00:17:56,533
I don't know.
I'd be up there all day.
329
00:17:56,617 --> 00:17:59,036
I wouldn't be able to
plow any other driveways.
330
00:17:59,119 --> 00:18:01,747
There's a $10,000 bill in it
for you.
331
00:18:01,830 --> 00:18:04,208
Yeah?
Which president's on it?
332
00:18:04,291 --> 00:18:08,170
All of them.
They're having a party.
333
00:18:08,253 --> 00:18:10,005
Jimmy Carter's passed out
on the couch.
334
00:18:10,089 --> 00:18:12,007
Wow! I'll be right there.
335
00:18:12,091 --> 00:18:13,300
Barney, I'd like to put
336
00:18:13,383 --> 00:18:15,552
a Spanish version of your jingle
337
00:18:15,636 --> 00:18:17,096
on my next album.
338
00:18:17,179 --> 00:18:19,973
♪ Señor plow no es macho ♪
339
00:18:20,057 --> 00:18:23,102
♪ Es solamente
un boracho... ♪
340
00:18:23,185 --> 00:18:24,770
Yeah, you do that.
341
00:18:24,853 --> 00:18:28,107
Well, I guess
you can plow my driveway
342
00:18:28,190 --> 00:18:30,734
but I wonder what happened
to the Plow King.
343
00:18:30,818 --> 00:18:33,403
I guess he just doesn't
respect his customers.
344
00:18:33,487 --> 00:18:36,573
Could you make sure
not to scrape my asphalt?
345
00:18:36,657 --> 00:18:37,825
Kiss my asphalt.
346
00:18:39,618 --> 00:18:42,788
So I said,
"Kiss my asphalt."
347
00:18:44,456 --> 00:18:46,583
Springfield's beloved Plow King
348
00:18:46,667 --> 00:18:47,667
is trapped.
349
00:18:47,709 --> 00:18:48,919
Barney Gumble,
350
00:18:49,002 --> 00:18:50,629
shown here donating $50,000
351
00:18:50,712 --> 00:18:52,047
to the Shelbyville
Dance Theater,
352
00:18:52,131 --> 00:18:54,091
was caught in a sudden avalanche
353
00:18:54,174 --> 00:18:55,509
on Widow's Peak earlier today.
354
00:18:55,592 --> 00:18:57,427
It was captured on film
by a camera crew
355
00:18:57,511 --> 00:18:59,138
making the upcoming Fox special
356
00:18:59,221 --> 00:19:00,889
"In Search of Bigfoot."
357
00:19:00,973 --> 00:19:03,267
Hold it, Bob.
358
00:19:03,350 --> 00:19:04,268
We can see your wristwatch.
359
00:19:04,351 --> 00:19:06,019
Damn it.
360
00:19:06,103 --> 00:19:07,980
Hey, what's that?
361
00:19:14,153 --> 00:19:15,237
This is all my fault.
362
00:19:15,320 --> 00:19:16,822
I've got to save him!
363
00:19:25,205 --> 00:19:27,583
Homie, please, don't go.
364
00:19:27,666 --> 00:19:29,418
Hey, this old girl
365
00:19:29,501 --> 00:19:31,795
is as surefooted
as a mountain goat.
366
00:19:56,486 --> 00:19:57,738
D'
367
00:19:59,448 --> 00:20:01,033
Ho!
368
00:20:09,958 --> 00:20:11,460
Easy...
369
00:20:11,543 --> 00:20:13,086
easy.
370
00:20:23,555 --> 00:20:26,308
Dying's not so bad.
371
00:20:26,391 --> 00:20:28,602
I'll be reunited
with my loved ones...
372
00:20:28,685 --> 00:20:32,481
My dad, and that plant
I never watered.
373
00:20:36,777 --> 00:20:38,111
Barney!
374
00:20:40,405 --> 00:20:42,366
Homer, you saved my life
375
00:20:42,449 --> 00:20:44,701
and I'm not gonna forget it.
376
00:20:44,785 --> 00:20:47,663
From now on, we'll be partners.
377
00:20:47,746 --> 00:20:49,331
Barney, that's great.
378
00:20:49,414 --> 00:20:51,833
When two best friends
work together
379
00:20:51,917 --> 00:20:54,169
not even God himself
can stop them.
380
00:20:54,253 --> 00:20:55,587
No?
381
00:21:05,889 --> 00:21:08,183
The snow's melted!
382
00:21:08,267 --> 00:21:10,560
We can go outside again!
383
00:21:12,729 --> 00:21:14,940
I don't like the looks
of those teenagers.
384
00:21:16,566 --> 00:21:18,527
Could this
record breaking heat wave
385
00:21:18,610 --> 00:21:20,421
be the result of the dreaded
greenhouse effect?
386
00:21:20,445 --> 00:21:22,656
Well, if 70 degree days
in the middle of winter
387
00:21:22,739 --> 00:21:24,408
are the price of car pollution,
388
00:21:24,491 --> 00:21:27,494
you'll forgive me
if I keep my old Pontiac.
389
00:21:29,288 --> 00:21:31,123
Hello.
390
00:21:31,206 --> 00:21:33,750
Hello.
This is the Repo Depot.
391
00:21:33,834 --> 00:21:35,114
I'm just calling to distract you
392
00:21:35,168 --> 00:21:36,378
while we repossess your plow.
393
00:21:36,461 --> 00:21:38,338
Yeah how dumb do you think I...
394
00:21:39,798 --> 00:21:42,759
Now, Homie,
you have your health,
395
00:21:42,843 --> 00:21:45,304
you have your best friend back,
396
00:21:45,387 --> 00:21:46,680
and you do have
397
00:21:46,763 --> 00:21:49,266
that certain special something.
398
00:21:49,349 --> 00:21:51,184
You mean...
399
00:21:52,811 --> 00:21:56,148
♪ Mr. Plow,
that's my name ♪
400
00:21:56,231 --> 00:21:59,609
♪ That name again
is Mr. Plow ♪
401
00:21:59,693 --> 00:22:03,280
Our forecast calls
for flurries of passion
402
00:22:03,363 --> 00:22:05,615
followed by extended periods
403
00:22:05,699 --> 00:22:07,367
of gettin' it on.
404
00:22:09,536 --> 00:22:11,872
♪♪
405
00:22:54,498 --> 00:22:55,498
Shh!
406
00:22:59,586 --> 00:23:02,464
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