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♪♪
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Good evening.
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I've been asked to tell you
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that the following show
is very scary
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with stuff that might
give your kids nightmares.
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You see, there are
some crybabies out there,
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religious types mostly,
who might be offended.
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If you are one of them,
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I advise you
to turn off your set now.
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Come on, I dare you.
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Chicken.
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Hey!
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Homer, did you just call
everyone chicken?
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No. I swear on this bible.
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That's not a bible.
That's a book of carpet samples.
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Ooh, fuzzy.
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Behold mighty Caesar.
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In all his glory.
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Hah-hah!
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D'
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I am Calliope,
the muse of heroic poetry.
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No kidding?
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Stupid party.
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Wish we was trick-or-treating.
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Now Bart, you can find
just as much horror
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around the house.
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Now, you children
may not know it,
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but there was once
an evil witch,
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and she died a horrible death.
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These are her eyes...
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Eww!
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And this is her hair...
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Eww!
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And these are her brains.
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Eww.
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Yo, Mom, we haven't got
the eyeballs yet.
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Homer, you're ruining it.
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Yeah, well, it was an evil game.
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Well, now we need
another Halloween activity.
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Does anyone know a ghost story?
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I do, it's the story
of a boy and his doll.
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That's not so scary.
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A doll from hell!
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I'm gonna go to the store.
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Happy birthday, Bart.
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Thanks, Grampa.
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Where did you get all the money?
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The government.
I didn't earn it.
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I don't need it,
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but if they miss one payment,
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I'll raise hell.
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Hey, Homer,
where's your present?
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D'I mean, don't worry, son.
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I forgot to get you a present,
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but I swear
on my father's grave...
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- Hey!
- I will get you one now.
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Do you sell toys?
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We sell forbidden objects
from places
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men fear to tread.
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We also sell frozen yogurt,
which I call frogurt.
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Well, I need something
for my son's birthday.
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Perhaps this will please
the gentleman.
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Take this object.
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But beware,
it carries a terrible curse.
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That's bad.
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But it comes with
a free frogurt.
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- That's good.
- The frogurt is also cursed.
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- That's bad.
- But you get your choice of topping.
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- That's good.
- The toppings contain
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potassium benzoate.
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- That's bad.
- Can I go now?
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Happy birthday, son.
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Great Caesar's ghost!
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A talking Krusty doll!
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I'm Krusty the Clown,
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and I love you very much.
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Dad, this is the best
birthday I've ever had.
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That doll is evil, I tells you.
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Evil. Evil!
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Grampa, you said that
about all the presents.
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I just want attention.
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And in environmental news,
scientists have announced
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that Springfield's air
is now only dangerous
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to children and the elderly.
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Whoo-hoo!
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I'm Krusty the Clown,
and I don't like you.
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I'm Krusty the Clown,
and I'm going to kill you.
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Didn't even
pull the string that time.
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I said I'm going to kill you.
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You, Homer Simpson.
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Yeah? With what?
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Hah!
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Homer, what's wrong?
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That doll tried to kill me.
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I'd say that the pressure's
finally gotten to Dad,
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but what pressure?
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Don't leave me alone with him.
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♪ My bologna has
a first name ♪
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♪ It's H-O-M-E-R ♪
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♪ My bologna has a second name ♪
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♪ It's H-O-M-E-R ♪
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There goes
the last lingering thread
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of my heterosexuality.
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Hey, baby, get comfortable.
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Relax.
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It's a little hot
for that cheerleader outfit,
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don't you think?
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You think your dirty socks
can stop me?
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Well, they are making me dizzy.
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Good-bye, Dolly.
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Arrivederci, Vito.
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I was a fool
to think anyone would want
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nude photos of Whoopi Goldberg.
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What the...
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And that is that.
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Guess who, fat boy!
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Marge! Marge! Look!
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My God!
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The doll's trying to kill me,
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and the toaster's
been laughing at me.
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Eww, dog water!
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Your doll is trying
to kill my husband.
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Yes, I'll hold.
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♪ Everybody loves a clown,
so why don't you? ♪
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Yep, here's your problem.
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Someone set this thing to evil.
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I love you, Homer.
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Come here, you.
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- Here you go, buddy.
- Did you walk the dog?
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Yeah, he buried me
a couple of times.
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Yeah, dogs like to bury
old junk.
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Yeah, you stupid idiot.
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What a day.
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Homer made me give him
a sponge bath.
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Eww!
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But coming home to you
makes it all worthwhile.
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Here, let me get that for you.
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So then his wife
comes through the door.
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- So?
- Did I mention she was dead?
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- No.
- Well, she was.
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And she hit him in the head
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with a golf club.
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- And?
- Don't you remember,
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he went golfing all the time,
and it really bugged her.
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- You said he went bowling.
- D'
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Homer, I've coughed up
scarier stuff than that.
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Grampa, why don't you tell
us a story.
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You've led an interesting life.
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That's a lie, and you know it!
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But I have seen a lot of movies.
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♪♪
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My name is Marge Bouvier.
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I'm here about your ad.
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"Single white female wanted
for mysterious expedition.
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"Must like monkeys.
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Non-smoker preferred."
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Well, you'd be
a welcome change of pace
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from the rest of these crude
and uncouth sailors.
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- Argh!
- Argh!
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- Argh!
- Argh!
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Argh!
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What do you think, Smithers?
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I think women and seamen
don't mix.
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We know what you think.
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Young lady, you're hired.
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Hey, I heard we're going
to Ape Island.
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Yeah, to capture a giant ape.
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I wish we were going
to Candy Apple Island.
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Candy Apple Island?
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What do they got there?
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Apes... but they're not so big.
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Homer, Homer, Homer.
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Hey, who's this Homer dude?
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He's either
a 50-foot prehistoric ape
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or a tourist trap concocted
by the Ape Island Jaycees.
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Either way, we're going ashore.
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- Am I going too?
- Of course,
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we wouldn't think
of going without the bait...
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that is,
the bait-thing beauty...
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the bathing beauty.
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I covered that up pretty well.
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Homer, Homer, Homer,
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Homer, Homer, Homer, Homer...
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Just try
to remain inconspicuous.
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What's he saying?
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He's saying...
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"We wouldn't dream
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of sacrificing
the blue-haired woman."
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Well, isn't that...
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Whoa!
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D'
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D-
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Smithers, this is
a golden opportunity.
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If we get him alive,
we can put him on Broadway.
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Dead... We'll sell monkey stew
to the army.
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Ooh!
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You keep your hands
to yourself, mister!
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Now, we don't want to kill him.
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Shoot him around the groin
and belly.
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Hey, Homer, cut it out.
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Come on, quit eating me.
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Nice shot, Carl.
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All right, you big ape.
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Get a snootful of this gas bomb.
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♪ I was strolling
through the gas one day... ♪
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Nice work, Smithers.
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When we get back,
I'm giving you a raise.
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Well.
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♪♪
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What kind of show
you got for us, Mr. Burns?
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Well, the ape's going
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to stand around
for three hours or so.
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Then we'll close with the ethnic comedy
of Dugan and Dershowitz.
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Sensational!
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Ladies and gentlemen, in his
native land, he was a king,
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but he comes before you in chains
for your own amusement.
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Presenting Homer,
the Eighth Wonder of the World!
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Wow, look at the size
of that platform!
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I think you're making him angry.
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Come on, what's he going to do...
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Run amok
in downtown Springfield?
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Hey, monkey, want a peanut?
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I said one!
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♪ On the Good Ship Lollipop ♪
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♪ It's a sweet trip
to the candy shop ♪
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♪ Where bonbons... ♪
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I'm dreading the reviews,
I can tell you that.
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Hi, Homey.
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He's sure taking his sweet time.
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Better refuel.
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You know, you look
a little flushed.
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Maybe you should
eat more vegetables
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and less people.
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He's not dead!
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No, but his career is.
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I remember
when Al Jolson ran amok
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at the winter garden
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and climbed
the Chrysler Building.
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After that, he couldn't
get arrested in this town.
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Don't worry, Homey.
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I'll take care of you.
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♪♪
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Are you with the bride or groom?
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Right this way.
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Folks, if you could just stop
cleaning each other for a second.
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Wait, wait, Marge,
I can't find your father.
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Homer.
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Now, kids, instead of candy,
I thought I'd serve
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an array of healthy
fresh fruits.
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Fruit is nature's candy.
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Whoa!
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Hey, hi, fellow Halloweenies.
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Did I scaredilly-dare you?
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Why... da-da-darn it.
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Nice try, Mr. Flanders,
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but I've got a story so scary
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you'll wet your pants.
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Too late.
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From A-apple to Z-zebra,
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Baby's First Pop-Up Book
is 26 pages
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of alphabetic adventure.
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Bart, you mean to tell me
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you read a book intended
for pre-schoolers?
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Well, most of it.
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00:15:46,278 --> 00:15:48,906
You have to read another book.
266
00:15:52,034 --> 00:15:55,120
"Find Waldo Yet Again."
267
00:15:55,204 --> 00:15:58,165
Man, he's just
not trying anymore.
268
00:15:58,248 --> 00:16:01,168
Gee, never noticed that before.
269
00:16:12,513 --> 00:16:14,098
What's this?
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00:16:15,474 --> 00:16:17,726
- Evil.
- Evil.
271
00:16:17,810 --> 00:16:19,144
Madness.
272
00:16:19,228 --> 00:16:21,105
- Beware.
- Beware.
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00:16:21,188 --> 00:16:22,898
Cool!
274
00:16:22,982 --> 00:16:24,108
Ow.
275
00:16:24,191 --> 00:16:25,191
Ow.
276
00:16:28,779 --> 00:16:30,823
Chapter 8,
"Let's Talk Zombies."
277
00:16:30,906 --> 00:16:32,866
"If a zombie bites you,
you become a zombie.
278
00:16:32,950 --> 00:16:34,284
"You must walk the earth
279
00:16:34,368 --> 00:16:35,768
"feeding on the brains
of the living
280
00:16:35,828 --> 00:16:37,329
until the spell is broken."
281
00:16:37,413 --> 00:16:40,541
Bart, please, don't you remember
that Snowball I died
282
00:16:40,624 --> 00:16:42,376
four years ago tonight?
283
00:16:42,459 --> 00:16:45,629
Run over by the mayor's
beer-swilling brother, Clovis.
284
00:16:45,713 --> 00:16:47,214
Hey, maybe there's
a spell in here
285
00:16:47,297 --> 00:16:49,383
that'll bring her
back from the dead.
286
00:16:49,466 --> 00:16:51,552
Let's see what we've got.
287
00:16:51,635 --> 00:16:53,512
"How to get your skeletons
their whitest."
288
00:16:53,595 --> 00:16:55,514
"Selling your soul
in a buyers' market."
289
00:16:55,597 --> 00:16:58,392
Here we are!
"How to raise the dead."
290
00:17:17,661 --> 00:17:22,332
Cullen, Rayburn, Narz, Trebek.
291
00:17:24,626 --> 00:17:28,172
Zabar, Kresge, Caldor, Wal-Mart!
292
00:17:34,178 --> 00:17:36,263
It's not working.
293
00:17:38,849 --> 00:17:40,934
Bart, you cast the wrong spell!
294
00:17:41,018 --> 00:17:42,352
Zombies!
295
00:17:42,436 --> 00:17:44,730
Please, Lise,
they prefer to be called
296
00:17:44,813 --> 00:17:46,190
the living-impaired.
297
00:17:49,318 --> 00:17:51,028
There, pretty as a picture.
298
00:17:52,529 --> 00:17:54,823
Ach! Zombies!
299
00:17:56,158 --> 00:17:58,827
There, pretty as a picture.
300
00:18:08,796 --> 00:18:11,256
Well, howdy, strangers.
What can I do you for?
301
00:18:11,340 --> 00:18:14,593
- Brains.
- Brains.
302
00:18:14,676 --> 00:18:16,303
Why, Sue Dolkes, you rascal.
303
00:18:16,386 --> 00:18:18,138
I thought you were dead and...
304
00:18:21,266 --> 00:18:23,519
Dad we did something very bad!
305
00:18:23,602 --> 00:18:25,270
- Did you wreck the car?
- No.
306
00:18:25,354 --> 00:18:27,481
- Did you raise the dead?
- Yes!
307
00:18:27,564 --> 00:18:29,441
But the car's okay?
308
00:18:29,525 --> 00:18:31,026
All right then.
309
00:18:33,445 --> 00:18:35,864
Martin Prince,
report to my office at once,
310
00:18:35,948 --> 00:18:39,868
and bring that big, juicy,
chess club brain of yours
311
00:18:39,952 --> 00:18:41,453
along with you.
312
00:18:45,040 --> 00:18:46,708
Hey, kids look what you can win
313
00:18:46,792 --> 00:18:50,087
in the Krusty sweepstakes.
314
00:18:51,547 --> 00:18:54,883
♪♪
315
00:18:54,967 --> 00:18:58,011
To enter, send me
your parents' brains
316
00:18:58,095 --> 00:19:00,389
or write "Parents' Brains"
On a 3x5 card
317
00:19:00,472 --> 00:19:01,974
and send it to...
318
00:19:02,057 --> 00:19:03,934
Homer, did you
barricade the door?
319
00:19:04,017 --> 00:19:04,935
Why?
320
00:19:05,018 --> 00:19:07,479
The zombies. No.
321
00:19:09,273 --> 00:19:10,691
Spare my family.
322
00:19:10,774 --> 00:19:12,276
Take me. Take me.
323
00:19:16,488 --> 00:19:17,906
- Brains!
- Brains!
324
00:19:17,990 --> 00:19:19,908
- Brains.
- Brains.
325
00:19:19,992 --> 00:19:22,995
I thought dabbling
in the black arts
326
00:19:23,078 --> 00:19:24,454
would be good for a chuckle.
327
00:19:24,538 --> 00:19:25,831
How wrong I was.
328
00:19:25,914 --> 00:19:27,624
I should have never
read that book.
329
00:19:27,708 --> 00:19:29,751
Wait, Bart, maybe the library
has another book
330
00:19:29,835 --> 00:19:31,753
that will reverse the spell.
331
00:19:31,837 --> 00:19:33,589
It's our only hope.
332
00:19:33,672 --> 00:19:35,132
To the book depository!
333
00:19:40,721 --> 00:19:42,222
Hey, Simpson.
334
00:19:42,306 --> 00:19:43,557
I'm feeling a might peckish.
335
00:19:43,640 --> 00:19:45,851
Mind if I chew your ear?
336
00:19:47,686 --> 00:19:51,565
Dad, you killed the zombie Flanders!
337
00:19:51,648 --> 00:19:52,816
He was a zombie?
338
00:19:54,151 --> 00:19:58,405
KZMB, all-zombie radio.
339
00:20:04,036 --> 00:20:06,997
The zombies have
the earthlings on the run.
340
00:20:07,080 --> 00:20:09,458
Soon the human race
will wither and fall
341
00:20:09,541 --> 00:20:11,043
like the earth plums
342
00:20:11,126 --> 00:20:13,503
we have seen
on the observascope.
343
00:20:23,639 --> 00:20:25,307
Careful.
344
00:20:25,390 --> 00:20:26,558
Not the face.
345
00:20:38,195 --> 00:20:40,405
Barney, not you too?
346
00:20:40,489 --> 00:20:41,740
I'm not a zombie.
347
00:20:41,823 --> 00:20:43,700
But hey, when in Rome...
348
00:20:43,784 --> 00:20:46,411
Wow! George Washington!
349
00:20:46,495 --> 00:20:48,372
Take that, Washington.
350
00:20:48,455 --> 00:20:52,292
- Eat lead, Einstein.
- Oy.
351
00:20:52,376 --> 00:20:55,170
Show's over, Shakespeare.
352
00:20:55,254 --> 00:20:58,507
Is this the end
of zombie Shakespeare?
353
00:21:03,428 --> 00:21:04,346
Hurry, Bart!
354
00:21:04,429 --> 00:21:05,931
Kolchak, Mannix,
355
00:21:06,014 --> 00:21:08,558
Banacek, Danno!
356
00:21:08,642 --> 00:21:09,935
What's wrong?
357
00:21:10,018 --> 00:21:11,895
I never realized
358
00:21:11,979 --> 00:21:13,814
what a beautiful
young woman you've become.
359
00:21:15,148 --> 00:21:18,318
Trojan, Ramses, Magnum, Sheik!
360
00:21:26,076 --> 00:21:27,956
- See you in hell.
- Still pushing that boulder?
361
00:21:31,081 --> 00:21:33,625
Excuse me, I'm John Smith.
362
00:21:33,709 --> 00:21:36,003
John Smith, 1882?
363
00:21:36,086 --> 00:21:39,006
My mistake.
364
00:21:39,089 --> 00:21:42,342
The zombies
that plagued our town
365
00:21:42,426 --> 00:21:45,637
are now just corpses
rotting in our streets.
366
00:21:50,267 --> 00:21:53,478
Well, I'm sure glad we didn't
turn into mindless zombies.
367
00:21:53,562 --> 00:21:56,023
Shh, TV.
368
00:21:57,733 --> 00:21:59,693
Man fall down.
369
00:22:00,902 --> 00:22:02,070
Funny.
370
00:22:08,410 --> 00:22:10,954
♪♪
371
00:22:54,498 --> 00:22:56,166
♪♪
372
00:22:58,460 --> 00:23:01,713
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