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♪ The Simpsons ♪
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D'
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Aah!
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Well, children,
it's the last day of school.
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Yay!
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Here are your grades.
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No, Mrs. Krabappel,
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if I don't get a "C" average,
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my dad won't let me go
to Kamp Krusty.
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Well, it isn't fair
to the other children,
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but all right.
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Much obliged, doll.
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Bart Simpson,
I'm gonna miss you.
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Attention, everyone.
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This is Principal Skinner.
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I trust you all
remembered to bring in
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your implements of destruction?
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Now let's trash this dump.
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♪ School's out for summer ♪
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♪ School's out forever ♪
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Somebody put a torch
to these permanent records.
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Quickly now.
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♪ Fa-la-la-la-la ♪
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♪ La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la ♪
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♪ La-la-la-la-la... ♪
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Wake up, boy.
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I dreamt it was
the last day of school.
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Well, it is.
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How do I know
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this isn't some
beautiful dream, too?
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You know, a pinch
is more traditional.
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Homer, you do
remember your promise to the children.
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Sure do.
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When you're 18,
you're out the door.
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No, Dad, you promised
if Bart and I
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got "C" averages,
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we could go to Kamp Krusty.
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And with no false modesty,
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you're looking
at one happy camper.
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Heh, yeah, well...
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just remember,
when you see my report card
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they got this whole new
grading system this year.
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It now goes,
"D," "B," "A," "C."
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Now, listen, boy,
we have an understanding
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and you better keep
your end of it.
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I don't think I'd be
any kind of a father
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if you got "D's," and
I let you go to Kamp Krusty.
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- But, Dad...
- Son,
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if you really
want something in this life,
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you have to work for it.
Now quiet...
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They're about to announce
the lottery numbers.
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17...
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D'
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- 32...
- D'
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- Five...
- D'
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- Eight...
- Woo-hoo!
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- 47...
- D'
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Attention, students,
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Please clear out your lockers
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into the wastebaskets provided.
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36-24-36.
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Now, let's see what we got here.
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My gym shorts.
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Here are your final
report cards.
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I have nothing left
to say to any of you.
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So if nobody minds,
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let's just quietly
run out the clock.
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I've never gotten a "B" before.
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How could this have happened?
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I feel so dirty.
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The dirt's not coming off.
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Okay, calm down.
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This must just be a little typo.
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Miss Hoover.
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There appears to be
a mistake on my report card.
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You gave me a B+ in conduct?
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Now Lisa, everyone
needs a blotch
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on their permanent record.
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Perhaps I'm not
making myself clear.
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I think you should reconsider.
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Lisa... you're hurting me.
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Mrs. Krabappel,
in figuring out my final grades
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I hope you'll note
that all of my textbooks
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are being returned
in excellent condition...
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In some cases, still
in their original wrappings.
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Duly noted.
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I'd also like to add,
as I gaze upon your beauty,
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I've never seen
an angel fly so low.
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Forget it, short pants.
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Mrs. Krabappel, If I don't get
at least a "C" average
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I can't go to Kamp Krusty.
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Have a "D" -lightful summer.
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Five...
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Four...
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Three...
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- Two...
- Don't open your mouth.
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One.
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Wait a minute.
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You didn't learn how
World War II ended.
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We won!
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U.S.A.! U.S.A.!
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U.S.A.! U.S.A.!
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I haven't seen such
unfettered hurly-burlies
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since the fall of Saigon.
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Well, William,
another school year gone by.
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And may I say,
a job well done, sir.
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Well, back to work then.
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Make sure to give those
toilets a good scrubbing.
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We want the old girls
sparkling when I get back.
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Aye, sir.
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You silk-wearing buttercup.
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All right, three whole months
of Spaghetti-O's
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and daytime TV.
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So, Bart, will you be joining me
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in the bucolic splendor
of Kamp Krusty?
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You bet.
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Check out this hand:
All aces.
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"A+"?
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Bart, why didn't you
at least forge plausible grades?
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Hi, kids!
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Only one week left to sign up
for the bestest summer ever
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at Kamp Krusty.
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Whup!
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Hey! Hah!
Ho! Ho!
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Hey! Ho!
Hey!
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Kamp Krusty is built on an
actual Indian burial ground.
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We've got archery,
wallet-making,
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the whole megillah.
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And for you fat kids,
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my exclusive program
of diet and ridicule
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will really get results.
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And the best part is, when
you come to Kamp Krusty,
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you'll spend the summer with me!
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Honest injun.
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Well... here goes nothing.
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D'
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Stupid roller skate.
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Well, Dad,
here's my report card.
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I think you'll be
pleasantly surprised.
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"A+"? You don't think
much of me, do you, boy?
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- No, sir.
- You know,
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a "D" turns into
a "B" so easily.
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You just got greedy.
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So I won't get to go to camp?
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Now, Bart, we made this deal
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because I thought it would
help you get good grades,
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and you didn't.
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But why should you pay
for my mistake?
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You mean I can go?
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Yeah, I didn't want you
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hanging around
all summer anyway.
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Dad, you're the best father
a boy could ever have.
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Thanks, son.
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Now you got little hands.
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Can you reach under that mower
and pull out that skate?
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Pff. Never mind.
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Bart, where's your bathing suit?
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- I'm gonna swim naked.
- You're what?
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Sure, there'll be
a couple of uptight counselors
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who won't dig
the Bart philosophy,
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but I feel the human body
is a thing of beauty.
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Marge, am I crazy
or is my back getting hairier?
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Before I go to camp,
I'll need boosters
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for malaria, German measles
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encephalitis, Hansen's disease.
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Now, I'm afraid
what we have here
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is an advanced case
of hypochondria.
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There's only one known cure:
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A wowipop.
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Don't patronize me, doctor.
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It's our last family
dinner for six weeks,
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but I promised myself
I wouldn't cry.
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I'm going to miss this.
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Hey, hands off my pickle.
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I don't see your name
on it, boy.
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No, but...
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Yeah?
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Checkmate.
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Always thinking two moves ahead.
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We'll see you when you get back
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from image enhancement camp.
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Spare me your euphemisms.
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It's fat camp for Daddy's
chubby little secret.
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You promised you wouldn't
make a scene.
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Good-bye, my special little guy.
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Lisa, watch out for poison ivy.
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Remember, leaves of three,
let it be.
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Leaves of four, eat some more.
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- Good-bye.
- Good-bye, Mom!
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- Good-bye!
- Good-bye, Dad!
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I'll write you every day.
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Don't look in my closet.
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In fact, stay out of
my room altogether.
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If the pets die don't
replace them. I'll know!
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So long!
Don't come back.
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Hi, kids.
Welcome to Kamp Krusty.
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I'll see you in a few weeks.
Until then,
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I've turned things over to my bestest
buddy in the whole wide world...
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Mr. Black.
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- I want you to treat...
- Mr. Black
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with the same respect
you would give me.
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- Now, here's...
- Mr. Black.
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Thank you, Krusty,
and welcome, children.
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I am Mr. Black,
your head counselor.
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For the past 15 years,
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I was president
of Euro-Krusty land
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until it blew up.
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I'll take any questions
you might have.
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You and then...
one more.
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Can we call you Uncle Blackie?
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No. Last question.
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When do we get to see Krusty?
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He will be along eventually.
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In the meantime our counselors,
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Dolph, Jimbo, and Kearney
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will be happy to handle
any problems you may have.
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Looks like we got ourselves
a troublemaker.
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Hee hee hee.
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You can have the shower
to yourself, Homie.
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- I'm finished.
- No, you're not.
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Ooh.
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Here's your cabin.
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If you don't like it, T.S.
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This is a little more rustic
than I expected.
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I'm not worried, Lis.
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You know why?
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Because of this...
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The Krusty brand
seal of approval.
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You can only find it on products
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which meet the high
personal standards
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of Krusty the Klown.
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Oops, I should have warned you.
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That clock gets incredibly hot
if you leave it plugged in.
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That's okay.
All this stuff is fine.
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Now, I am off to Wimbledon.
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Don't we get
to roast marshmallows?
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Shut up and eat your pine cone.
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Are you sure that's safe?
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Well, it ain't
getting any safer.
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All right, you balls
of pan drippings,
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I want to see Crisco
coming out of those pores.
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We're not leaving
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until this Christmas ham
gives me a pull-up.
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♪ Hail to thee, Kamp Krusty ♪
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♪ By the shores
of Big Snake lake ♪
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♪ Though your swings
are rusty ♪
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♪ We know
they'll never break ♪
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Louder! Faster!
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♪ From your
gleaming mess hall ♪
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♪ To your hallowed
baseball field ♪
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♪ To your spic-and-span
infirmary ♪
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♪ Where all our wounds
are healed ♪
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♪ Hail to thee, Kamp Krusty ♪
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♪ Below Mount Avalanche ♪
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♪ We will always
love Kamp Krusty... ♪
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♪ A registered trademark
of the Krusty corporation ♪
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♪ All rights reserved ♪
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You're serving us gruel?
259
00:13:36,106 --> 00:13:37,691
Not quite.
260
00:13:37,775 --> 00:13:40,361
This is Krusty brand
imitation gruel.
261
00:13:40,444 --> 00:13:44,114
Nine out of ten orphans
can't tell the difference.
262
00:13:44,198 --> 00:13:46,534
Yo, Mr. Black...
Another brandy.
263
00:13:46,617 --> 00:13:48,077
Gentlemen, to evil.
264
00:13:48,160 --> 00:13:49,870
Marge, since the kids left,
265
00:13:49,954 --> 00:13:52,331
I've lost five pounds.
266
00:13:52,414 --> 00:13:54,583
That's wonderful.
267
00:13:54,667 --> 00:13:57,336
And look, new hair.
268
00:13:57,419 --> 00:14:00,005
I'm this close
to having a comb-over.
269
00:14:06,303 --> 00:14:07,847
Lights out, losers.
270
00:14:07,930 --> 00:14:09,265
Yeah. We're meeting
some tail
271
00:14:09,348 --> 00:14:11,183
on the other side of the lake.
272
00:14:15,938 --> 00:14:18,566
I feel like
I'm going to die, Bart.
273
00:14:18,649 --> 00:14:19,859
We're all going to die, Lis.
274
00:14:19,942 --> 00:14:21,318
I meant soon.
275
00:14:21,402 --> 00:14:22,862
So did I.
276
00:14:24,947 --> 00:14:27,992
Strawberries.
277
00:14:29,451 --> 00:14:31,495
That's good.
278
00:14:31,579 --> 00:14:33,956
Hey, Lendl!
Choke! Choke!
279
00:14:34,039 --> 00:14:35,583
Yeah!
280
00:14:35,666 --> 00:14:38,002
Point and game, Becker.
281
00:14:38,085 --> 00:14:39,604
And will the harlequin
in the third row
282
00:14:39,628 --> 00:14:41,881
please keep his voice down.
283
00:14:42,965 --> 00:14:45,676
Sorry, folks.
284
00:14:45,759 --> 00:14:46,677
Sorry, your majesty.
285
00:14:46,760 --> 00:14:48,178
Hmph.
286
00:14:48,262 --> 00:14:49,513
"Dear kids:
287
00:14:49,597 --> 00:14:50,973
"I hope this letter
finds you well.
288
00:14:51,056 --> 00:14:52,558
"We are doing great.
289
00:14:52,641 --> 00:14:54,685
"Your father
is in the best shape
290
00:14:54,768 --> 00:14:56,937
he's been since...
well, ever."
291
00:14:57,021 --> 00:14:59,315
Size!
292
00:14:59,398 --> 00:15:01,609
Strength! Agility!
293
00:15:01,692 --> 00:15:02,860
"We miss you terribly.
294
00:15:02,943 --> 00:15:04,820
"I hope these jellybean cookies
295
00:15:04,904 --> 00:15:08,115
will tide you over
until you get home."
296
00:15:08,198 --> 00:15:09,408
Hey, Simpson.
297
00:15:09,491 --> 00:15:11,160
Tell your mom
her cookies sucked.
298
00:15:13,412 --> 00:15:15,497
"Dear Mom and Dad:
299
00:15:15,581 --> 00:15:17,583
"I no longer fear hell
300
00:15:17,666 --> 00:15:20,377
"because I've been
to Kamp Krusty.
301
00:15:20,461 --> 00:15:23,839
Our nature hikes have become
grim death marches."
302
00:15:27,092 --> 00:15:28,844
A snake bit me.
303
00:15:28,928 --> 00:15:30,471
Back in line, maggot.
304
00:15:32,890 --> 00:15:34,475
"Our arts and crafts center
305
00:15:34,558 --> 00:15:36,810
is, in actuality,
a Dickensian workhouse."
306
00:15:38,228 --> 00:15:40,064
Come on, wimps.
These Gucci wallets
307
00:15:40,147 --> 00:15:43,233
have to be on the streets
of Hong Kong by Friday.
308
00:15:46,195 --> 00:15:47,655
"Bart makes it through the days
309
00:15:47,738 --> 00:15:49,573
relying on his unwavering belief
310
00:15:49,657 --> 00:15:51,533
that Krusty the Klown
will come through..."
311
00:15:51,617 --> 00:15:54,453
Krusty is coming. Krusty is coming.
Krusty is coming.
312
00:15:54,536 --> 00:15:56,580
"But I am far more pessimistic.
313
00:16:00,834 --> 00:16:02,554
"I am not sure if this
letter will reach you
314
00:16:02,586 --> 00:16:05,297
as our lines of
communication have been cut."
315
00:16:05,381 --> 00:16:06,382
Giddyap.
316
00:16:06,465 --> 00:16:07,591
"Now the effort of writing
317
00:16:07,675 --> 00:16:09,176
"has made me lightheaded
318
00:16:09,259 --> 00:16:13,263
"so I close by saying,
'Save us! Save us now!'
319
00:16:13,347 --> 00:16:14,473
Bart and Lisa."
320
00:16:16,016 --> 00:16:18,018
Kids' letters from camp.
321
00:16:18,102 --> 00:16:19,728
She complains now
322
00:16:19,812 --> 00:16:21,271
but when we go to pick her up,
323
00:16:21,355 --> 00:16:23,023
she won't want to leave.
324
00:16:28,195 --> 00:16:29,488
Lisa, I've been
thinking it over.
325
00:16:29,571 --> 00:16:30,990
Next summer I'm getting a job.
326
00:16:36,161 --> 00:16:38,664
Homer, it's getting late.
327
00:16:38,747 --> 00:16:40,416
We'll miss the fireworks.
328
00:16:40,499 --> 00:16:43,419
Marge, we've got all
the fireworks we need
329
00:16:43,502 --> 00:16:44,753
right here.
330
00:16:48,007 --> 00:16:50,092
Well, kids, I promised you
331
00:16:50,175 --> 00:16:51,677
a little treat
in lieu of dinner,
332
00:16:51,760 --> 00:16:53,387
and here it is:
333
00:16:53,470 --> 00:16:55,514
The man who took
an abandoned mule tannery
334
00:16:55,597 --> 00:16:57,975
and turned it
into a summer wonderland:
335
00:16:58,058 --> 00:17:00,102
Mr. Krusty the Klown.
336
00:17:00,185 --> 00:17:01,854
See, I told you
Krusty would come.
337
00:17:01,937 --> 00:17:03,605
Just like I said.
338
00:17:03,689 --> 00:17:05,399
He's gonna bring us
food and water
339
00:17:05,482 --> 00:17:06,984
and smite our enemies.
340
00:17:09,028 --> 00:17:10,946
Now I must tell you kids,
341
00:17:11,030 --> 00:17:13,157
Krusty has laryngitis
and a bad back,
342
00:17:13,240 --> 00:17:16,535
so he won't be saying
anything or doing anything.
343
00:17:16,618 --> 00:17:18,162
Krusty looks fat.
344
00:17:18,245 --> 00:17:20,748
He's really having trouble
keeping his balance.
345
00:17:20,831 --> 00:17:23,542
He's still funny,
but not ha-ha funny.
346
00:17:23,625 --> 00:17:26,795
That's not Krusty the Klown!
347
00:17:26,879 --> 00:17:29,465
What, do you think I slapped
a clown suit on some wino?
348
00:17:31,550 --> 00:17:34,887
Yeah, Bart, I am so
Krunchy the Klown.
349
00:17:36,055 --> 00:17:37,806
All right, that's it.
350
00:17:37,890 --> 00:17:40,225
I've been scorched
by Krusty before.
351
00:17:40,309 --> 00:17:42,811
I got a rapid heartbeat from
his Krusty brand vitamins.
352
00:17:42,895 --> 00:17:45,397
My Krusty calculator didn't
have a seven or an eight.
353
00:17:45,481 --> 00:17:47,441
And Krusty's autobiography
was self-serving
354
00:17:47,524 --> 00:17:48,984
with many glaring omissions.
355
00:17:49,068 --> 00:17:51,403
But this time,
he's gone too far.
356
00:17:51,487 --> 00:17:53,113
We want Krusty!
357
00:17:53,197 --> 00:17:56,909
We want Krusty!
We want Krusty!
358
00:17:56,992 --> 00:18:00,746
Yeah, we want Krunchy!
We want Krunchy!
359
00:18:00,829 --> 00:18:02,539
I thought you said
you broke their spirits.
360
00:18:02,623 --> 00:18:04,333
We did.
361
00:18:04,416 --> 00:18:05,501
You broke nothing.
362
00:18:05,584 --> 00:18:06,794
Let's get 'em!
363
00:18:06,877 --> 00:18:08,003
To the hydrofoil.
364
00:18:17,179 --> 00:18:18,597
My chunky brothers,
365
00:18:18,680 --> 00:18:20,599
gorge yourselves
at the trough of freedom.
366
00:18:22,976 --> 00:18:27,356
Sweet, nourishing gruel!
367
00:18:27,439 --> 00:18:29,149
Kowalski!
368
00:18:29,233 --> 00:18:30,609
My brownies!
369
00:18:30,692 --> 00:18:31,610
Wiggum.
370
00:18:31,693 --> 00:18:33,278
A change of underwear.
371
00:18:33,362 --> 00:18:34,696
Crandall.
372
00:18:34,780 --> 00:18:36,198
My insulin!
373
00:18:41,328 --> 00:18:44,248
Bart, you said you're gonna
name it Camp Freedom.
374
00:18:44,331 --> 00:18:46,542
This has more zing.
375
00:18:46,625 --> 00:18:48,627
I dub thee sir...
376
00:18:48,710 --> 00:18:51,213
Urgent call
for Mr. Klown.
377
00:18:51,296 --> 00:18:53,173
This better be important.
378
00:18:53,257 --> 00:18:54,550
Oy gevalt!
379
00:18:54,633 --> 00:18:57,928
Just let your head flop
back and forth.
380
00:18:58,011 --> 00:19:01,765
Your neck is a well-cooked
piece of asparagus.
381
00:19:01,849 --> 00:19:04,309
We interrupt "Surdrudinma
Baradad's Yoga Party"
382
00:19:04,393 --> 00:19:05,853
for this special bulletin.
383
00:19:08,063 --> 00:19:09,481
Ladies and gentlemen
384
00:19:09,565 --> 00:19:12,025
I've been to Vietnam,
Afghanistan and Iraq,
385
00:19:12,109 --> 00:19:14,194
and I can say without
hyperbole that
386
00:19:14,278 --> 00:19:17,990
this is a million times worse
than all of them put together.
387
00:19:18,073 --> 00:19:22,119
Burn, Krusty, burn!
Burn, Krusty, burn!
388
00:19:22,202 --> 00:19:24,454
A group
of school-age Spartacuses
389
00:19:24,538 --> 00:19:26,290
has taken this camp by force.
390
00:19:26,373 --> 00:19:28,625
Three counselors are missing
and presumed scared.
391
00:19:28,709 --> 00:19:30,460
What's that?
392
00:19:30,544 --> 00:19:32,355
I'm being told I can have
an exclusive interview
393
00:19:32,379 --> 00:19:34,756
with the ringleader.
394
00:19:34,840 --> 00:19:37,134
Don't be the boy.
Don't be the boy.
395
00:19:39,720 --> 00:19:40,846
D'
396
00:19:43,849 --> 00:19:45,267
I just want
the whole world to know
397
00:19:45,350 --> 00:19:47,811
that this was
a really crappy camp.
398
00:19:47,895 --> 00:19:49,479
Can I say "crappy" on TV?
399
00:19:49,563 --> 00:19:50,898
Yes, on this network you can.
400
00:19:53,442 --> 00:19:55,336
Is it true you attempted suicide
when you heard the news?
401
00:19:55,360 --> 00:19:57,654
Are you and Princess Di
just friends?
402
00:19:57,738 --> 00:20:00,199
You people make me sick!
You're vultures!
403
00:20:00,282 --> 00:20:02,242
Where were you when
I sang at Farm Aid?
404
00:20:02,326 --> 00:20:05,287
Out of my way, you parasites.
I said out of my way!
405
00:20:07,414 --> 00:20:11,210
I'm no fake.
I'm the real Krusty.
406
00:20:11,293 --> 00:20:12,794
Yeah?
407
00:20:12,878 --> 00:20:14,522
Who played your daughter
on the short-lived sitcom
408
00:20:14,546 --> 00:20:15,631
President Clown?
409
00:20:15,714 --> 00:20:17,257
I don't know her name.
410
00:20:17,341 --> 00:20:19,301
But she held up a
liquor store last year.
411
00:20:19,384 --> 00:20:20,510
I smell bacon.
412
00:20:20,594 --> 00:20:22,471
Let's see if he's
wearing a wire.
413
00:20:22,554 --> 00:20:23,805
Hey, whoa!
414
00:20:23,889 --> 00:20:25,724
Not the face.
415
00:20:25,807 --> 00:20:27,559
It is the real Krusty.
416
00:20:27,643 --> 00:20:29,478
Look at that pacemaker scar.
417
00:20:29,561 --> 00:20:31,021
The cattle skull birthmark,
418
00:20:31,104 --> 00:20:33,357
and his famous
superfluous nipple.
419
00:20:33,440 --> 00:20:35,234
Well, at least
you're not as bad as customs.
420
00:20:35,317 --> 00:20:36,944
How could you, Krusty?
421
00:20:37,027 --> 00:20:39,488
I'd never lend my name
to an inferior product.
422
00:20:42,324 --> 00:20:45,702
They drove a dump truck
full of money to my house.
423
00:20:45,786 --> 00:20:48,830
I'm not made of stone.
424
00:20:48,914 --> 00:20:50,374
Krusty, this camp
was a nightmare.
425
00:20:50,457 --> 00:20:51,792
They fed us gruel.
426
00:20:51,875 --> 00:20:53,436
They forced us to make
wallets for export,
427
00:20:53,460 --> 00:20:56,046
and one of the campers
was eaten by a bear.
428
00:20:56,129 --> 00:20:58,924
My God!
429
00:20:59,007 --> 00:21:00,676
Well, actually, the bear
just ate his hat.
430
00:21:00,759 --> 00:21:02,386
- Was it a nice hat?
- Yeah.
431
00:21:02,469 --> 00:21:05,555
My God!
432
00:21:05,639 --> 00:21:07,307
Well, I'm gonna make it
all up to you.
433
00:21:07,391 --> 00:21:10,060
I'm gonna show you kids
the time of your life.
434
00:21:10,143 --> 00:21:14,314
Get ready for two weeks at
the happiest place on earth.
435
00:21:14,398 --> 00:21:16,441
Tijuana!
436
00:21:19,653 --> 00:21:22,698
♪ South of the border ♪
437
00:21:22,781 --> 00:21:27,119
♪ Down Mexico way ♪
438
00:21:27,202 --> 00:21:29,871
♪ That's where
I fell in love ♪
439
00:21:29,955 --> 00:21:33,583
♪ When stars above
came out to play ♪
440
00:21:33,667 --> 00:21:36,837
♪ And now, as I wander ♪
441
00:21:36,920 --> 00:21:41,008
♪ My thoughts ever stray ♪
442
00:21:41,091 --> 00:21:44,136
♪ South of the border ♪
443
00:21:44,219 --> 00:21:48,390
♪ Down Mexico way ♪
444
00:21:48,473 --> 00:21:51,977
♪ Yes, she was a picture ♪
445
00:21:52,060 --> 00:21:55,647
♪ In old Spanish lace ♪
446
00:21:55,731 --> 00:21:58,859
♪ And just for
a tender while ♪
447
00:21:58,942 --> 00:22:03,238
♪ I kissed the smile
upon her face ♪
448
00:22:03,322 --> 00:22:06,616
♪ For it was fiesta ♪
449
00:22:06,700 --> 00:22:10,162
♪ And we were so gay ♪
450
00:22:10,245 --> 00:22:13,165
♪ South of the border ♪
451
00:22:13,248 --> 00:22:17,336
♪ Down Mexico way ♪
452
00:22:32,100 --> 00:22:35,228
♪ Those mission bells
told me ♪
453
00:22:35,312 --> 00:22:39,024
♪ That I must not stray ♪
454
00:22:39,107 --> 00:22:42,486
♪ South of the border ♪
455
00:22:42,569 --> 00:22:46,573
♪ Down Mexico way ♪
456
00:22:49,117 --> 00:22:51,745
Olé!
457
00:22:51,828 --> 00:22:54,373
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